The Official WrestleMania XXX Thread presented by Snickers Cruncher

[James Steele]

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Here is the matches "on tap" for tonight's "Showcase of the Immortals" annual extravaganza spectacular:

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[Razzamajazz]

obligatory post

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[James Steele]

Linda should have come out to that theme last night.

[Swiss Ultimate]

We should do this thread as stream of consciousness.

[theexample]

Hmmm.... It's just gone half 7. Preshow begins in around two and a half hours. What time to start drinking...

[Razzamajazz]

right now

[Swiss Ultimate]

right now

Right now right now?

[James Steele]

I'd start drinking now with this thread's other wonderful sponsor, Vitamin Water!


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[theexample]

Bear in mind I'll be drinking until 4am.

[Razzamajazz]

Right now right now?
right now as in i'm just opening up can number 2

[theexample]

I have dry cider and Cuban rum.

[Kris P Lettus]

Santino should win the battle royal

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ooh are there surprise people in the wrestlemania royal rumble

funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[theexample]

Network quality is a little off......

[ron the dial]

you can start this anytime you want if you have the network? i don't have it, but my buddy does. he works until 9, but assures me that we can start it from the beginning when he gets home. i already don't want to start watching it that late, but i'd rather watch on his big screen than on my computer using some shitty ass stream. if he's wrong and i have to download a torrent or whatever i'm going to be pissed.

[theexample]

Yeah. You have the choice to pick it up where it is or start from the beginning.

[Droford]

I know on mine if I try to start from the beginning on the live stream I get the same stupid loading every 2-3 minutes problem that I get with the back catalog of ppv. The live stream as it is works like a charm.

[Volare]

I'll be stoned as usual, with friends this time. Yes I have those.

[theexample]

All kicks off at midnight.

[Cool King]

Does the daylight savings affect the UK showtime? Or are we all cool for 12am.

Midnight is the time. :y:

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[Cool King]

I'm just finding out what's going to be happening during the pre-show tonight and apparently, the first hour that's available on pretty much anything and everything is going to be just a bunch of interviews, and I'm assuming recap promos. So basically, it's an hour of talking.

The second hour, which is only available on the WWE Network, will have the Tag Team Championship match, which is weird because the WWE Network is only available in the USA. It's kind of like the WWE are saying "If you're not an American, you can't watch the match".

It looks like anyone who isn't American will have to resort to a stream in order to watch the match or just not watch it at all. Though I do know there are a certain amount of people outside the USA that have the WWE Network already, due to falsifying postcodes and stuff like that.

Also, it seems like the entire Pre-Show is exclusively for Americans.

I just tried to watch the first hour of it on YouTube and I get this message:

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

Sorry about that.

[Innovator]

Renee's boobs are out in full force tonight

[Razzamajazz]

you're missing out on some great renee young cleavage

[parkmania]

I didn't get to start watching the HoF last night at the appointed time, and when I wanted to skip ahead (Lita droned on and on about shit I think she was the only one who cared about, and I wasn't interested in Carlos Colon) I had to back out and click on the "now" button and then rewind.

[Cool King]

Renee's boobs are out in full force tonight

you're missing out on some great renee young cleavage

CURSE YOU WWE!

[Innovator]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Already had a bit of wine. Still have some Bud Light and Sam Adams left. Wooooooo!

[Dark One]

Over/under on how many times the Network stream dies tonight?

[theexample]

She is incredible.

[Razzamajazz]

Over/under on how many times the Network stream dies tonight?
it keeps pausing for me already

[Emperor Smeat]

Hyped the most for Triple H vs Bryan and WWE title Triple Threat matches.

Been going back between the Andre battle royale and Cena/Wyatt for the other big match I want to see the most.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[FourFifty]

Not digging Booker T's hair style.

[Tazz Dan]

Pre show started at 7am here, mania kicks off at 9am. I now have 90 minutes to have some amazing sex and get back to my place for the show.

[FourFifty]

They just showed Jericho with two belts. Tazz Dan is happy.

[FourFifty]

This promo reminds me of the lines for the bathroom during WM25.

[FourFifty]

Alex Riley- Because between the pre-show and the card, they have too much time to fill.

[Dark One]

Nice Daniel Bryan retrospective.

[Droford]

Pretty awesome Daniel Bryan video

[theexample]

His night.

[Innovator]

Hey Renee, whats up

[#1-norm-fan]

They're really going all out with this NFL pregame show. Right down to an NFL player on the panel.

[Cool King]

Can't seem to find a website for a stream of the Tag Title match without my Malware protection going crazy. :-\

[Dark One]

Tim White sighting. He's still not succeeding at killing himself.

[FourFifty]

Jimmy Hart looks lost.

[parkmania]

Tag title match is now under Elimination rules. So 3 pinfalls to a winner.

[Razzamajazz]

is it just me or is the sound messed up?

[FourFifty]

......couldn't they get anyone but Alex Riley?

[theexample]

They're under water.

[Dark One]

is it just me or is the sound messed up?

Not just you.

[parkmania]

A-Ry back in the booth, Shawn Michaels takes off.

[Emperor Smeat]

is it just me or is the sound messed up?

Sounds like bad radio quality right now.

[FourFifty]

is it just me or is the sound messed up?

Yea, it sounds like a bad land line.

[Cool King]

Tag title match is now under Elimination rules. So 3 pinfalls to a winner.

Well, that's that match void for Tipsters then.

[parkmania]

Well, that's that match void for Tipsters then.

Why? There's still a winning team and a losing team.

[Volare]

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Now we just need her to reenact the Basic Instincts scene ala Sharon Stone.

[parkmania]

TRISH!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Well, my go-to stream site that I was gonna use in case the Network crapped out is down for renovations until April 19. Let's hope the Network doesn't cock up beyond the sound issues.</font>

[Wishbone]

So the tag-title match and divas match are on the preshow? How long are the other matches going to be for christ's sake?

[Dark One]

Audio quality back to not-shit just in time.

[dronepool]

It's time, naggers.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I love the set.</font>

[Innovator]

Cesaro's jacket is tremendous

[Krimzon7]

I just signed up for thenetwork....wooo! I THE PEOPLE!!!

[Cool King]

Finally found a stream.

The audio sucks and it's not that clear to see, but it's still something.

Also, I had a feeling the set would be what it is.

[Krimzon7]

Fashionably late, or colored people time? Shisen what do you think?

[Cool King]

I love how everyone in the match has gold somewhere on their attire.

[James Steele]

Interesting combo of the Mr. Perfect and Ryback themes.

[Cool King]

The gold Ryback is using for his singlet reminds me of the Gold shade you get for the attires on No Mercy for the N64.

[James Steele]

The Usos are too turnt up.

[parkmania]

Sorry, New Orleans, that was NOT a "Holy Shit" moment.

[Krimzon7]

Great elimination by Jack Swagger

[Krimzon7]

The gold Ryback is using for his singlet reminds me of the Gold shade you get for the attires on No Mercy for the N64.

Yeah, N64 wasn't know for its vast color pallette.

[Krimzon7]

You'd think Rybaxl would TRY to match/coordinate attires

[parkmania]

Cesaro with the Neutralizer on Ryback! And then there were two.

[CSL]

fucking nastyyyyyy looking landing for one of the Usos

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright guys. Keep talking about stuff that's going on. I feel like my feed is behind but I can't quite tell.

[parkmania]

Double splash and win for the Usos.

[Dark One]

Cesaro taking the pin? Bullllllshiiiit.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Great opener. Really fun.</font>

[Krimzon7]

The Rockers Reborn...fun match. Real Americans looked LEGIT

[Krimzon7]

Here's the face turn.

[theexample]

Enjoyed that. Oh, here we go....

[parkmania]

And here comes the payoff for the Real Americans split...

[Cool King]

Damn, really wanted Cesaro and Swagger to win.

Still, great match though. :y:

[James Steele]

Nice dueling chant spot. My WWE Network feed is behind also. Match is still happening.

[Emperor Smeat]

Great match to kick off Mania.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>RIP The Real Americans</font>

[Dark One]

Cesaro should have just kept swinging Swagger right into the actual show.

[Krimzon7]

Trish please sit on my face

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fucking awesome match.

[Hanso Amore]

Stream Please the group doesnt have it

[Krimzon7]

um, what?

[James Steele]

Stream Please the group doesnt have it

Check your rep.

[Krimzon7]

too soon for a piss break?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The entire panel picks Tamina. Well looks like she's not winning. Guess that's a wrong on in Tipster's for me.</font>

[Seth82]

is the WWE Network feed behind?

it seems like it might be.

[parkmania]

Did A-Ry just slobber on Trish?

Not that we all haven't sloobered OVER her before...

[Krimzon7]

here we go gentlemen...very excited to take this ride with you fellas.

[Krimzon7]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

SHUCKEY DUCKEY

[Krimzon7]

VINCE!!! Thanks Vince! In a suit that actually matches.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Booker T

[#1-norm-fan]

It's 7:00, old black jazz musician. 4:00 pacific.

[Krimzon7]

WM30, GoT, and a new overhaulin' tonight. if tonights the night I go, i'm gonna be a happy man.

[XL]

Hate to be That Guy, but, the stream site I was hoping to use is down and The Stream Social Group is a ghost town. Anybody hook a brother up?

[Razzamajazz]

time to start the "brother" count

[rockman725]

Network stream already started lagging for me. Perfect.

[Krimzon7]

I don't like Hulk with the Boas unless he's in Black and White...minor complaint though

[Innovator]

I really really love Real American

[Krimzon7]

WWEN stream is strong BROTHER.

[Droford]

train, drink your dew and say your prayers hulkamaniacs

[Razzamajazz]

cole just said it was sold out, suck it mr. fan

[#1-norm-fan]

WWFE NETWORK! WOOO!

[Krimzon7]

I really really love Real American

Me too. Such a classic song

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ayeellaaahh allyeeeahh allyeeaaah

[Razzamajazz]

hogan already fucking up

[Droford]

SILVERDOME? HAHAHAH

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... did he say Silverdome!?!? LOL

[Shisen Kopf]

Silverdome wooooo!

[Innovator]

Silverdome?

[Razzamajazz]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Dark One]

Hogan went for a Mania moment, and had a senior moment.

[Krimzon7]

Is hulk botching shit up already? YES HE IS...come on Hulk.

[#1-norm-fan]

Awww shit! Getting the Austin/Rock/Hogan hangout out of the way first???

[parkmania]

DUDE! STONE COLD JUST HASAANED HOGAN!!!

[Krimzon7]

STONE COLD!!!!! Oh HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL YEAH

[Shisen Kopf]

Detroit>Nawlins

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[Droford]

Well this is going to eat up 1/2 hour..great

[dronepool]

!!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Feels like the first time in I don't even know how long that I'm not watching a WM, due to every place around here having stopped doing so in about the last 1-2 years. Guess I'll just have to check results online afterwards and watch the "aftermath" from tonight on RAW tomorrow evening.

YAY. :| :-/

[Krimzon7]

Hahahaha Stone Cold is great! Make fun of the Botch.

[Shisen Kopf]

Ewww an Israel flag. Get them outta there!

[Razzamajazz]

awesome crowd

[dronepool]

Holy shit

[Razzamajazz]

network randomly skipping ahead a few seconds

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd prefer Austin, Rock and Hogan just hang out in the ring for the majority of the show.

[Krimzon7]

THE ROCK! Mark City in my house right now.

[GD]

WTF? The Rock :eek:

[Seth82]

The Rock!

[rob11]

I'm sorry for marking out :( I can't help it.

[GD]

How's the WWE Network holding up?

[Krimzon7]

BRB gotta do some pushups and lift some weights. Jesus Christ Dwayne...

[#1-norm-fan]

OOH! ROCK COSTS BRYAN THE TITLE! BOOK IT NAO!!!

[Krimzon7]

How's the WWE Network holding up?

Great...thanks for asking. 1080p and errthang.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was going to set up the Roku on the big screen but I fell asleep from 5pm until the beginning of the tag team match.

[Krimzon7]

Did they just do a secret dap? I love these two

[GD]

Guys, is this the pre-show ?

[rockman725]

How's the WWE Network holding up?

Iffy right now on my PS3. It's hung up, lagged, back peddled and pixelated several times for me already. Didn't have this many problems last night.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Stone Cold and The Rock. This opener has been great so far


Guys, is this the pre-show ?
Nope this is the start of Mania.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hell yeah this is awesome. Three of the top WWE guys of all time in the ring at the same time.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ewww an Israel flag. Get them outta there!

They're probably staying in New Orleans. It could be all they know of the country. You have to forgive them for not understanding that USA #1 yet.

[parkmania]

And now bring out HBK for a four corners lovefest.

[owenbrown]

:lol: Dwayne

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Long before the superdome where the saints of football play.....

[Droford]

This needs a heel to come out

[Razzamajazz]

alright fuck this, watching on the xbox sucks. i'll settle for a laptop screen where at least there is no lag

[Droford]

lol Rock Babies

[Innovator]

Everyone just use the network.wwe.com feed, it'll be the most reliable

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rock Babies....trending world wide.

[Droford]

lol rhymed sheamus with anus

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That segment did what it had to do. Got the 3 biggest stars ever in the ring at the same time and catchphrases aplenty.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

Awesome. Clearly WWE learned a valuable lesson from the opening promo of the last guest host of WrestleMania.

[Krimzon7]

That was fun. OH GREAT STEVE...WAY TO FUCKING SOIL UP THE GODDAM MAT BEFORE THE FIRST MATCH.

[parkmania]

Time to change the canvas already.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hope nobody slips on those beers.

[GD]

Wow! The main event is on first.

[Krimzon7]

a million times yes. jerk this curtain and blow the roof off this mother fucker.

[#1-norm-fan]

I was pretty sure the plan after that opening promo would be to bring the crowd down with Shield vs Kane/Outlaws. But this works.

[Droford]

oooh...right out of the gate

[KaosDarksol]

I knew this match would start... By the way is this the most people watching a ppv legally on this site at once?

[rockman725]

If this goes the way I am expecting it to go, both H's & Bryan will be in that main event tonight and no, it's not going to be a Fatal Four Way either.

[Droford]

HHH is slumming it out with the B + player in the opening match

[Krimzon7]

I knew this match would start... By the way is this the most people watching a ppv legally on this site at once?

YES. YES. YES.

hahaha couldnt be avoided.

[Hanso Amore]

The best part of wrestle mania is the match promos

[GD]

Mad goosebumps for this bout.

[Droford]

My official prediction is that HHH beats the shit out of Daniel Bryan to get DQ'ed.

[parkmania]

Still calling Bryan winning this match by DQ when HHH uses a sledge on him, potentially injuring him. We go all night with backstage segments where we don't know if he'll be able to go in the triple threat or not.

[Seth82]

love this video package they did for Daniel Bryan.

[Droford]

HAHA what?

[Krimzon7]

Now on WWEShop.com...the HHH Castle Greyskull playset.

[Innovator]

THE RETURN OF CONAN THE GAME

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DovaHHHKin.

[Innovator]

Hey Sasha Banks

[Fat Aaron]

that was ridiculous

[FourFifty]

Did Triple H's intro get its own intro?

[GD]

lol

[Krimzon7]

Fucking Yes. Let do this shit!

[Mercenary]

MOOOOOOORRRRRRTTTAAALLL KOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMBBBAAATTT!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That chick was staring at his ass Steph wont like that.

[whiteyford]

Woooo special entrances

[parkmania]

Nice Frazetta plug there, King! Like +1!

[RVDmark]

Dressed up like some poor mans Conan.

[dronepool]

What an entrance.

[GD]

This might be the first time that Triple H has opened Wrestlemania.

[Droford]

His ramp said "prepare for War..something..peace" or something like that

[Innovator]

Steele might've had a heart attack

[Krimzon7]

Steph's outfit reminds me of HHH"s first gimmick.

[GD]

Love Stephanie's dress.

[Dark One]

His ramp said "prepare for War..something..peace" or something like that

"If you want peace, prepare for war."

[Krimzon7]

Jesus, I love his Pop....oh god he's already got a body part taped. Come on with this DDP shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit.

[owenbrown]

YEStleMania? really?

[CWK]

With HHH and Bryan on first, reminds me of WM10 where Bret/Owen opened because Bret had to wrestle at the end of the night

[Shisen Kopf]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Stephanie looking good!

[Emperor Smeat]

That was really cool for an entrance

[James Steele]

WWE Network is just now getting to HHH's entrance, and between this opening, that video package, and Rock/Austin/Hogan, this is the greatest WrestleMania of all time.

[Dark One]

4/10 vs B+ Player.

[Seth82]

I haven't been this excited for a WWE PPV in a long time.

let's go Daniel Bryan!

[James Steele]

Sweet Jesus this entrance is fucking AMAZING.

[#1-norm-fan]

This does feel like the main event. lol

We've already seen Bryan win the title. From Orton even. We haven't seen him beat Triple H.

[parkmania]

James Steele, are you saying that tonight is the greatest night in the history of our sport???

[Krimzon7]

Yeah, WWEN on PS3 is smooth as possilble. I wonder why DB has car seat covers made into his boot attire.

[James Steele]

Tonight is the greatest night in the history of the fucking world.

[James Steele]

WWEN on 360 lags occasionally, but nothing I can't live with.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

nice ddt

[#1-norm-fan]

Tonight is the greatest night in the history of the fucking world.

So what you, James Steele, are saying... is that the greatest night in the history of the world involves Triple H jobbing in the opening match.

[James Steele]

Triple H is unusually dry for a WrestleMania match.

[James Steele]

So what you, James Steele, are saying... is that the greatest night in the history of the world involves Triple H jobbing in the opening match.

Yes, and he is going to single handedly make an indy darling into a wrestling legend.

[Crimson]

Alright well so far so good on the stream!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Triple H should have done his water ceremony with diet dew. Would make more sense when he tried to spit it out everywhere.

[Droford]

HHH should force Bryan to drink the Diet Dew from a bottle since his new years resolution was to not drink water from a bottle

[James Steele]

Damn, Triple H is bumping like Dolph Ziggler.

[Fat Aaron]

lmao at stephanie

[James Steele]

Look at the technical prowess Triple H is putting on display here.

[Droford]

If HHH wins, the crowd might very well riot

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HHH should force Bryan to drink the Diet Dew from a bottle since his new years resolution was to not drink water from a bottle

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[James Steele]

TRIPLE H JUST DID A DRAGON SCREW?!?!?!!? HOLY SHIT

[Droford]

If you mess with hHH you get the sledgehammer

[James Steele]

If Triple H busts out the Indian Deathlock, I'm masturbating.

[GD]

Holy shit at the pinning German suplex.

[GD]

Triple H doesn't seem the usual for some reason.

[Hanso Amore]

FUCKING TIGER SUPLEX

[James Steele]

They should have made this an ironman match.

[#1-norm-fan]

If HHH wins, the crowd might very well riot

I will fucking love Triple H forever.

I will do a naked happy dance and post the video on TPWW.

That's how excited I will be if it happens but sure I am that it won't.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Triple H Vs. Daniel Bryan in a lets do Benoit moves match.

[Mercenary]

hey did you know who Bobby G is? because he rather show his sign than watch the match

[James Steele]

Triple H doesn't seem the usual for some reason.

He is working as a heel for the first time since WM21 against the most legitimate true babyface WWE has had in just as long. I also think he is trying to tell all the haters "fuck you" showing he can work a technical match, a brawl, etc. all in 1 match and hang with the best wrestler in the world.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

holy shit tiger suplex!

[Krimzon7]

If Triple H busts out the Indian Deathlock, I'm already masturbating.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Awesome

[Krimzon7]

vicious

[Droford]

Id find it funny if Steph were to help Daniel Bryan win

[FourFifty]

I bet when you have sex with Stephanie, she makes you her bitch.

[CSL]

this is a great match

[CWK]

He is working as a heel for the first time since WM21.

Actually, he was a heel at WM22 against Cena.

....... And you call yourself a Triple H fan, pffff.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Steph channeling her ECW ownership past with that pose.

[James Steele]

Actually, he was a heel at WM22 against Cena.

....... And you call yourself a Triple H fan, pffff.

Did you watch that match? He was a heel in the same sense Cena has been a babyface the past 9 years.

[GD]

Shades of the crippler :yes: