DTTS Presents: An Original Raw Thread featuring Drave82, James Steele (Rest in peace, Undertaker)

[tman220]

who besides WB?

[ron the dial]

cm punk chant quota met

[Swiss Ultimate]

CM Punk can't hear you. The TV is on mute.

[Malfeitor]

Wasn't expecting a kick out there.

[el bobbo]

When does the pumphandle slam ever work?

[ron the dial]

HELL of a match here

[Jura]

Come on former World Heavyweight Champion

[ron the dial]

sucks that ziggler lost but FUCK YEAH #BNB

[Tazz Dan]

That was a great match :y:

[Cool King]

I look forward to Sheamus/Barrett.

Those guys usually have great matches together.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Great match.

[slik]

Great match, best of the night so far

:heart: Barrett

Bullhammer Elbow is awesome as fuck

[ClockShot]

Roughly 10 minutes for The Shield vs. ???

Didn't take long to put this Kane promo together.

[dronepool]

They showed JR's BBQ!!

[Jura]

Kane grabbed the mask and went right to a computer to put that promo together.

[Dark One]

They really should have shown him electrocuting Shane McMahon's testicles.

http://www.silhobbit.com/silweb/features/octoberwrestling/kanevolts.jpg

[slik]

Always felt Barrett was/is World Champ Material

He has the look, size and talent (mic and in-ring) the McMahon's usually like

[BigCrippyZ]

Awesome match! Both guys really shined.

Really sudden Kane video package. It was a great video though and actually got me excited to see where they go with him with the mask back in play.

[slik]

Outside of a promo that I will agree to disagree on, this has been a pretty good RAW so far.

Loving all the new talent. Rusev's stoic expression during his finisher is awesome. Glad the IC title is being treated as a big deal.

Good promos for Bo Dallas and Adam "Russell Brand" Rose. Layla with Fandango is a plus. Paige is a plus. Shield/Evolution interaction is a plus. Things looking up for the WWE.

[slik]

...come on Surfer Kane

[Cool King]

The Shield vs Everyone.

[rockman725]

Mortal Kombat called...they want their characters back!

[dronepool]

The losers vs Shield?

[Poit]

Well, this is a thing.

[ClockShot]

Everybody against the Shield.

I like these odds.

[KIRA]

WHERES GERTNER

[Cool King]

Wow, I was sortof right.

The Shield vs The Heels.

[dronepool]

Well now

[slik]

Jinder "Main-Eventing" Mahal

[ClockShot]

#BelieveinTheShield

[Swiss Ultimate]

Just attack the ref.

[Cool King]

McIntyre: Rusev! Crush his ass!

Sorry Drew, but us Scots should never say "ass". It just sounds stupid.

[Malfeitor]

Fucking Ambrose. HAHAHAHA.

[Swiss Ultimate]

RAW IS INDIE

[slik]

The Shield is amazing

[Poit]

Oh fuck yes.

[ClockShot]

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY!

[ron the dial]

evofuckinglution

[Jura]

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[el bobbo]

The Evolution is a mystery.

[Cool King]

EVOLUTION THEME AND TRON! image.

[Dark One]

FUCK YES. Evolution theme is back!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Need Flair.

[Cool King]

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I thought the same thing.

[rockman725]

I don't know bout anybody else but I thought 2004 & 2005 were great years.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Damn you Daniel Bryan

[Jura]

lol Triple H did squat

[Poit]

You get a Batista Bomb, you get a Batista Bomb, everybody gets a Batista Bomb!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Cena is an asshole, letting this happen.

[Jura]

Spoke too soon.

[el bobbo]

Most of the people in Alabama do not believe in evolution.

[Malfeitor]

The Shield will be put over huge once it's all said and done.

[Swiss Ultimate]

How many good guys do we have in the back who just let this happen?

[ron the dial]

v interesting

[Jura]

Well Cena's probably banging Nikki backstage.

[slik]

Is it evolution if it's an idea from ten years ago?

That being said, looking forward to Evolution vs. The Shield

Praying Ric Flair shows up drunk at ringside somehow.

[owenbrown]

oh my god it's 2003 all over again :shifty:

[el bobbo]

How many good guys do we have in the back who just let this happen?

This is unforgivable.

[Dark One]

Can we all agree that the best thing to happen tonight was the return of Evolution's theme?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Good show...AGAIN.

[KIRA]

the resurrection of one of the coolest themes ever IMO

[slik]

Batista Bomb into the RKO was one of my favorite spots at WM, glad to see it back

[ClockShot]

This makes sense and it doesn't. So I'm to assume that Triple H is going back on the main roster and fighting. Gotta wonder if Vince pops in and says that the board of directors has revoked your status as COO blah blah blah.

I guess creative had nothing for Batista since Plan A fell apart. "Eh fuck it. Let's just throw him together with Orton and reform Evolution. What's the worse that can happen?"

[KIRA]

Good show...AGAIN.

I know I'm scared too there's nowhere to point my critiques and cynicism

I dunno what to do.

[slik]

Eh, I'm cool with it.

I don't see Trips wrestling again likely until SummerSlam-ish after Extreme Rules.

Evolution's members are all in really solid shape and it was a good stable so I'm ok with it.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Well Cena's probably banging Nikki backstage.

So pop it out, clear the ring, pop it back in. What's the problem?

Can we all agree that the best thing to happen tonight was the return of Evolution's theme?

Ehhhh...


I do think it's absurd to think that there are no good guys in the back who would try and put a stop to it. Sheamus and Bryan have excuses, of course. Cena doesn't kayfabe, (would the crowd have shit on him running in?)

They need more baby-faces. Right now it seems to be Cena, Shield, Bryan, Sheamus and that's it.

Am I wrong? Who am I not thinking of?

[slik]

Outside of a promo that I will agree to disagree on, this has been a pretty good RAW so far.

Loving all the new talent. Rusev's stoic expression during his finisher is awesome. Glad the IC title is being treated as a big deal.

Good promos for Bo Dallas and Adam "Russell Brand" Rose. Layla with Fandango is a plus. Paige is a plus. Shield/Evolution interaction is a plus. Things looking up for the WWE.

Forgot to mention Paul Heyman with another great promo

[Swiss Ultimate]

I smell a Triple H retirement match coming.

[Tazz Dan]

I do think it's absurd to think that there are no good guys in the back who would try and put a stop to it. Sheamus and Bryan have excuses, of course. Cena doesn't kayfabe, (would the crowd have shit on him running in?)

They need more baby-faces. Right now it seems to be Cena, Shield, Bryan, Sheamus and that's it.

Am I wrong? Who am I not thinking of?

RVD was on his way out until he walked past Adam Roses party bus.

[slik]

Cena was too busy writing poop jokes for next week to help Swiss. It's all his mental capacity could handle.

[Jura]

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Lana-Red-Bull.jpg

[Bad News Gertner]

Gertner is a happy man right now.

You'd better believe it my friend! RyBaxel are the greatest techincal team since Stevens and Bockwinkel.

[BigCrippyZ]

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Lana-Red-Bull.jpg

I would let Lana do anything to me. ANYTHING. :naughty::love:

[Heisenberg]

Evolution is a goddamn mystery, shut the fuck up!

[Triple A]

Any1 watching Chrisley Knows Best

[slik]

Surfer Kane vs Biker Abyss ONLY

[Heisenberg]

Next week someone is getting fucking chokeslammed to HELL

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Evolution Vs. The Shield the War has begun!

[Tazz Dan]

Any1 watching Chrisley Knows Best

Nah. Is it good?

[Heisenberg]

Billy Gunn: Pimps up! Hoes down! WEST SIDE!

[Tazz Dan]

Billy Gunn: Pimps up! Hoes down! WEST SIDE!

One of the best segments ever :D

[Heisenberg]

I've been watching it on the network

[Tazz Dan]

I hate you :'(

[Heisenberg]

There's a clip on Reddit too and YouTube

[Bad News Gertner]

3MB kicked the Shield's ass tonight!

[Droford]

Just finished up RAW..had the brainstorm..

Evolution needs a 4th guy...HHH is basically replacing Flair. They should have totally put Cessaro in.

[#1-norm-fan]

Most of the people in Alabama do not believe in evolution.

I'm now awaiting the angry letters from the south cursing WWE for telling them to believe in evolution. They ain't no monkeys, dammit. They ain't no monkeys.

[GD]

Did Cesaro get a new entrance theme?

[Droford]

Did Cesaro get a new entrance theme?

If silence is a new theme, then yes.

[Tazz Dan]

There's a clip on Reddit too and YouTube

I have the segment. I don't have the network.

[MIZantine Empire]

I would walk through Compton naked shouting the n-word to spend the night with Paige.. Ahh that milky white skin makes me want Oreos.. And after that I believe I am at my creepy quota for the month. Didn't wanna be cliche and go with Lana, although i would pee in her butt too

[MIZantine Empire]

On a completely unrelated note , I'm getting a Kane vs sting vibe..

[Poit]

Did Cesaro get a new entrance theme?

If <strike>silence</strike> Paul Heyman is a new theme, then yes.

[James Steele]

Best. Fucking. Raw. Ever.

[GD]

I saw the final segment on YouTube. I marked out for the Evolution theme. Good stuff.

[James Steele]

Can't go back to sleep due to me being so damn aroused at the mere thought of EVOLUTION.

[Fignuts]

Fucking crowd was pathetic. Evolution theme deserved pop of the night. Also, I just realized it's been around ten years since we heard that theme. I'm fucking ancient.

[James Steele]

When is the last time WWE had a RAW in Birmingham, Alabama? It seems like WWE doesn't do very many RAWs in the deep south outside of Atlanta.

[James Steele]

Also, I'm disappointed the announcers didn't reference that Paul Bearer was from Alabama and loved his state and his Crimson Tide.

[James Steele]

http://i.imgur.com/dq2SrRp.jpg

#BONER

[Shadrick]

http://i.imgur.com/dq2SrRp.jpg

#BONER

the face on that fan between hhh and orton >>>>

[Heisenberg]

I would walk through Compton naked shouting the n-word to spend the night with Paige.. Ahh that milky white skin makes me want Oreos.. And after that I believe I am at my creepy quota for the month. Didn't wanna be cliche and go with Lana, although i would pee in her butt too

That's deep

[Emperor Smeat]

The Warrior opening tribute video was nice.

IC tournament was good overall.

:y: return of the Evolution theme. Evolution vs the Shield at ER should be good.

[Innovator]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlRlhwTCcAAz6Il.png

[Sepholio]

Just finished up RAW..had the brainstorm..

Evolution needs a 4th guy...HHH is basically replacing Flair. They should have totally put Cessaro in.

Cody Rhodes. Cesaro is right where he needs to be. Although Swagger should have advanced in the tournament and set up a potential meeting between the 2 later in the tourny.

[James Steele]

It'd be an awesome "moment" if Evolution/The Authority makes Cody Rhodes choose between his family and his future. Cody joining Evolution and them beating the shit out of Goldust and Dusty Rhodes would be awesome.

[XL]

Agreed.

Was expecting something similar back when they did the while Rhodes vs. McMahons thing back in the autumn.

[Lock Jaw]

I remember a few months back when The Shield were still heel, and The Authority were heel... but did one of their random face turns and booked The Shield against The Faces.

[Lock Jaw]

September 23, 2013 edition of RAW:

The Shield vs. The Usos, The Prime Time Players, Rob Van Dam, Justin Gabriel, Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Dolph Ziggler, and Daniel Bryan

[XL]

Gotta keep your subordinates in line.

[GD]

Where is the United States Championship?

[slik]

comfortably around the waist of Dean Ambrose, whose nearing a year-long title reign

[XL]

...with 3 defences in that time. :-\

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why would it make sense for faces to come help? The Shield were dicks to everybody until just recently, and they'd automatically become targets for The Authority if they interfered.

[el bobbo]

Why would it make sense for faces to come help? The Shield were dicks to everybody until just recently, and they'd automatically become targets for The Authority if they interfered.

Cesaro didn't come out with the heels. This is the ultimate tweener tactic BAH GAWD!

[Tazz Dan]

Why would it make sense for faces to come help? The Shield were dicks to everybody until just recently, and they'd automatically become targets for The Authority if they interfered.

Yeah, because a team hasn't turned face/heel at all in the past and immediately sided with a person they've just been feuding with.

[Tazz Dan]

Also, I don't think anybody was being serious about the faces not coming out to help. It pretty much gets brought up in most TV threads teen shot like that happens.

[GD]

Why would it make sense for faces to come help? The Shield were dicks to everybody until just recently, and they'd automatically become targets for The Authority if they interfered.

Dear ABT, you are clearly missing the point. Their target audience does not retain information for a long time.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Why would it make sense for faces to come help? The Shield were dicks to everybody until just recently, and they'd automatically become targets for The Authority if they interfered.

A good face isn't afraid of the authority. He is fearless and always up for a fight.

That said, anyone watching that match and the aftermath would at least consider going out and helping. Especially a heroic type.

DDP would have come out with a chair. Austin would have stunned like 3-4 people then had beers with the Shield. So would Hogan, Rock, Mankind w/socko, Goldberg, Jeff Hardy etc. etc.

We're supposed to assume that anytime a bad guy turns face or even tweener that the past is the past. It's mostly good versus mostly evil and allowing the Shield to get destroyed by 14 people is a dick move.

[Anybody Thrilla]

A few of you need to change your tone. I've said nothing idiotic (in this thread).

[Anybody Thrilla]

It all made sense in kayfabe is all I mean.

[owenbrown]

lol

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10002932_248361128681644_4686296101490671133_n.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

I like that out of all his many titles, he puts the Divas Title on one of his shoulders.

[Swiss Ultimate]

It all made sense in kayfabe is all I mean.

For Daniel Bryan maybe, but not for Cena who has forgiven people for worse things and is supposed to save the day.

I wouldn't even have minded if two-three baby-faces had run out and gotten their asses handed to them for trying to help the Shield, but when you're a Warrior filled with warrior spirit and you see shit going down you're supposed to do something.

Just imagine for a moment that babyface Kofi is sitting backstage and smiling when the match starts and then, like a heel, starts laughing as the Shield gets brutally assaulted in the ring. Would have been an instant heel turn despite whatever they've done to him in the past. A good guy should be better than that is all.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I really liked the show for the record.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlRlhwTCcAAz6Il.png

Она просто Ravishing Ой!

[Anybody Thrilla]

You guys have to be ribbing me now. The story is about the fucking Shield.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are we seriously suggesting that the booking should have made less sense because they have booked oddly in the past? Like, seriously?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Good guys help.

Austin would have. Rock would have. Hogan would have. Cena should have.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Daniel Bryan would have helped too, but he was on his Honey Moon.

[ron the dial]

the face save really only serves to get/keep the face over. this is about the shield. they made the right call having nobody come down. if it had to be somebody, it should have been daniel bryan based on the previous week. but he wasn't there. so good call, wwe.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Oh, I agree. I'm just saying Kofi Kingston is a monster.

Watching them get beat down like that was a great sympathy-getter for sure. The Shield and Daniel Bryan are the top faces in the company right now.

[Swiss Ultimate]

It is sort of surprising to realize that the WWE is short of fan-backed heroes at this point that aren't maniacal cult leaders.

Off/topic how do you legit turn Bray Wyatt face?

[ron the dial]

i think it would be as easy as putting him against a heel while sticking with his current vibe. there are already enough people that cheer for the wyatt family as it is.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Would he still be crazy though?

[ron the dial]

i would certainly hope so. i'd have no problem cheering for a crazy person.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I think it'd be like an Undertaker baby-face run. Ultimately he was still some other-world agent of destruction, but he'd choose good over evil every once in a while.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[Lock Jaw]

Heel Kofi

http://i.imgur.com/nwvmZgR.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

Kofi as the Manchurian Wrestler would be so perfect.

[Shadrick]

now he REALLY looks like Kofi B. Ware