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Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 06:54 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>BREAKING NEWS: Tournament to determine the Number 1 contender to Big E's <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> Intercontinental Championship begins tonight on <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAW&amp;src=hash">#RAW</a>!</p>&mdash; Joey Styles (@JoeyStyles) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/statuses/455830277252993024">April 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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What?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Hey <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEUniverse">@WWEUniverse</a> ... <a href="https://twitter.com/BrockLesnar">@BrockLesnar</a> and I TOLD YOU SO!!! <a href="http://t.co/rSgBELrEHD">pic.twitter.com/rSgBELrEHD</a></p>&mdash; Paul Heyman (@HeymanHustle) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/statuses/455832852177756160">April 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Oh.

James Steele
04-14-2014, 06:56 PM
Locked and loaded. Ready to launch and witness an epic 15 minute opening promo from Triple H.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 06:56 PM
The April 14 WWE Raw will salute the The Ultimate Warrior and charge towards Extreme Rules.

After delivering a memorable, thrilling show the night after WrestleMania 30, WWE now heads to the Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Complex in Birmingham, Ala., to continue its momentum. The Shield, Daniel Bryan, John Cena and Bray Wyatt will all share the spotlight.

Rob Van Dam, Alberto Del Rio, Batista and Randy Orton are among the other Superstars scheduled to appear.

WWE announced that Monday's Raw would be a tribute show to The Ultimate Warrior. That likely means clips of Warrior in action and perhaps someone shaking the ropes in his honor.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>WWE HELPING WARRIOR'S FAMILY, WILL PAY TRIBUTE TO WARRIOR THIS WEEK ON Elite: <a href="http://t.co/wahL7rD40B">http://t.co/wahL7rD40B</a>, Free: <a href="http://t.co/S90NqzLvl2">http://t.co/S90NqzLvl2</a></p>&mdash; PWInsider.com (@pwinsidercom) <a href="https://twitter.com/pwinsidercom/statuses/454988036040704000">April 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 06:58 PM
Super excited.

drave
04-14-2014, 07:00 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/06ab240209358144a0507bbf175db253/tumblr_n3rlinGK1L1qz6z2wo1_400.gif

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:01 PM
Why is Big E even a champion?

drave
04-14-2014, 07:02 PM
How does OwenBrown feel about Big E being a champion? That is the real question here.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 07:04 PM
I love tournaments, so this should be good for me.

I just hope someone good wins it, like Swagger or Cesaro but I get the feeling it'll be some NXT call up (most likely Rusev) or RVD.

James Steele
04-14-2014, 07:05 PM
Who gives a fuck? Triple H is going to be on RAW tonight.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:05 PM
I wouldn't mind RVD.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:07 PM
Jura fucked up my work.

James Steele
04-14-2014, 07:07 PM
Fuck RVD, I want Kofi Kingston to get a huge push tonight.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:10 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The LIVE <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Raw&amp;src=hash">#Raw</a> Pre-Show starts in 30 MINUTES on <a href="https://twitter.com/WWENetwork">@WWENetwork</a>! Sign up for your free trial to tune in now! <a href="http://t.co/B0LkkpTMUL">http://t.co/B0LkkpTMUL</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWEPreShow&amp;src=hash">#WWEPreShow</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/statuses/455843120161501184">April 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:11 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>&quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/kapaeme">@kapaeme</a> reaction to the end of The Streak... <a href="https://twitter.com/BrockLesnar">@BrockLesnar</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> <a href="http://t.co/wk39Rpxun3">pic.twitter.com/wk39Rpxun3</a>&quot; Tired of <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ThankYouTaker&amp;src=hash">#ThankYouTaker</a>. Should be <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ThankYouBrock&amp;src=hash">#ThankYouBrock</a>!</p>&mdash; Paul Heyman (@HeymanHustle) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/statuses/455830212941729792">April 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:13 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Pay it forward. Three simple words that just make life...better. Thank you <a href="https://twitter.com/theCHIVE">@theCHIVE</a> keep up the good work!</p>&mdash; John Cena (@JohnCena) <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena/statuses/455731343524368384">April 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:22 PM
Been a while since I thought of the Chive. Was so popular at work.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:28 PM
http://stillrealtous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/divas-326x235.jpg

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjIxWDQ5OA==/z/LY0AAMXQuTNTOx6a/$_35.JPG?set_id=880000500F

Corndad
04-14-2014, 07:35 PM
Pre-show started Cold with Warrior stuff. They talked for a few mins about him and his legacy then restarted the show going into actual storylines and stuff. Warrior Ten Bell Salute I'm assuming to start show.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:36 PM
Wonder where Brock is right now...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>21-1</p>&mdash; Brock Lesnar (@BrockLesnar) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrockLesnar/statuses/453335623047208961">April 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:39 PM
http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sin-cara-vs-alexander-rusev-wwe-620x350.jpg

Corndad
04-14-2014, 07:42 PM
So Big E is on SuperStars and the Tournament for his Title is on Raw. Cool Story.

Corndad
04-14-2014, 07:43 PM
I'm way WAY too excited for Legends House this week.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:50 PM
Is Christian going to be on Legend House? Because, I can't see him appearing on Raw.

Sorry Lockjaw.

Heisenberg
04-14-2014, 07:51 PM
I want to see a Chokeslam tonight

Emperor Smeat
04-14-2014, 07:51 PM
Hopefully this tournament does a lot more than just let the next guy get the IC/US title curse or Big E going back to doing nothing with the title after the feud.

Corndad
04-14-2014, 07:52 PM
Booker T just compared Paige to Miley Cyrus. Elite Analysis Book.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 07:53 PM
I want to see a Chokeslam tonight
FUCK YES!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/158314/kane-chokeslam-o.gif

http://juicemakesugar.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/kanecasketfire.gif

http://getreadytorumble.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/kane-entrance.gif

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 07:53 PM
Yeah should be an interesting show tonight. Even if it ain't a post mania crowd.

But we can hope.

Shadrick
04-14-2014, 07:54 PM
Fuck RVD, I want Kofi Kingston to get a huge push tonight.

:heart:

Corndad
04-14-2014, 07:55 PM
Cesaro, Henry, Van Dam, Swagger, Del Rio, Sheamus, Barrett, Ziggler all part of Tourney

Cool King
04-14-2014, 07:57 PM
Booker T just compared Paige to Miley Cyrus. Elite Analysis Book.

Well, they are both shit. http://www.tpwwforums.com/images/icons/icon12.gif #typicalantipaigepostfromcoolking

Jura
04-14-2014, 08:00 PM
http://twrnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/CJ-Perry-61.jpg

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:01 PM
IT'S VINCE! HE'S HERE!

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:01 PM
RVD looks high.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:01 PM
Duh. But seriously, he's like walking around in the back all crazy.

Corndad
04-14-2014, 08:03 PM
Great Video here. No Suprise at that though. They always do amazing work on these.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:04 PM
http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/warrior-no-sell.gif

Too bad he couldn't no sell the Reaper.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:05 PM
Everybody gets a mask. Nice door prize.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:06 PM
Great video.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:07 PM
RVD Def ADR

dronepool
04-14-2014, 08:07 PM
Damn

Heisenberg
04-14-2014, 08:08 PM
DAMMIT THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, WARRIOR!!!!!!

JimmyMess
04-14-2014, 08:08 PM
Loved that

RawRocks
04-14-2014, 08:09 PM
Amazing tribute.. brought me to tears :(

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 08:09 PM
Amazing video.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:11 PM
Del Rio gets the jobber entrance. Not a good sign.

RawRocks
04-14-2014, 08:12 PM
interesting.. the Mexican flags are missing from the ring posts

Heisenberg
04-14-2014, 08:12 PM
RVD going to whip that ass, then he'll smoke some grass

el bobbo
04-14-2014, 08:13 PM
Can they successfully build up the IC title after years of neglect?

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:15 PM
Can they successfully build up the IC title after years of neglect?

The answer is yes.

The bonus question is can they do the same for the U.S. Title?

McLegend
04-14-2014, 08:15 PM
There have been some pretty bad IC champions over the years, but Big E is right up there.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:15 PM
Can they successfully build up the IC title after years of neglect?

Better off than the US title.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 08:16 PM
6 former world champions in the tournament.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 08:16 PM
Also, RVD is a fucking god. Fuck all you other cunts.

Jura
04-14-2014, 08:16 PM
http://twrnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/CJ-Perry-62.jpg

Heisenberg
04-14-2014, 08:17 PM
My 6 yo son is rocking WWE theme music on his iPod.

He likes Rusev's and Real Americans theme

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:20 PM
Just had an epiphany watching ADR DDT RVD (LOL)

Fans would have been shocked if he hadn't kicked out. Sort of like Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Nobody expected three finishers to be enough to end the streak.

Jura
04-14-2014, 08:21 PM
Rod Von Darn

RawRocks
04-14-2014, 08:21 PM
THE IC Title has always been seen as a title reserved for future WWE Champions... wonder if this storyline re-establishes that long historic trend.

dronepool
04-14-2014, 08:22 PM
Go RVD

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:22 PM
WOOOOO!

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:23 PM
RVD/Cesaro please.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:23 PM
So far this is another RAW I'm really into.

How long can this last?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 08:24 PM
Nice little match. RVD vs Cesaro?

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:24 PM
Daniel Bryan got hitched. Good for him.

dronepool
04-14-2014, 08:25 PM
This tournament should have happened 2 or 3 weeks before WM30, wish they had more titles defended on the big 3 or 4.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:27 PM
Need Flair in on this one.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:28 PM
I want a Daniel Bryan Action Figger.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:29 PM
Live, inside a Toys R Us store.

Creepy.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:29 PM
Biggie...lol.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:30 PM
This Toys R Us advert is cheesy as hell.

owenbrown
04-14-2014, 08:30 PM
Superslim or Taker707 must be behind the camera :shifty:

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 08:30 PM
I want a Warrior action figure. I guess I'm going to Toys R Us this weekend.

RawRocks
04-14-2014, 08:31 PM
That Geico Pig needs to be turned into bacon bits.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:34 PM
EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY!

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:35 PM
They need Flair to make it fair.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:35 PM
Wooo RybAxel!

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:36 PM
But Oculus wasn't good enough to beat Captain America and Rio 2 at the box office. Right, Cole?

Jura
04-14-2014, 08:39 PM
Axback

Kingofdaswing
04-14-2014, 08:40 PM
They screwed up Ryback so bad, I, as well as many others could care less about him.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:41 PM
RybAxel wins!

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:41 PM
Two good matches in a row.

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 08:41 PM
Gertner is a happy man right now.

el bobbo
04-14-2014, 08:42 PM
They screwed up Ryback so bad, I, as well as many others could care less about him.

He got fed to the Cena machine. It was sad to watch.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:42 PM
They screwed up Ryback so bad, I, as well as many others could care less about him.

Any predictions about his future in the company?

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:42 PM
RybAxel were actually really good in that match.

They worked like a real Tag Team.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 08:44 PM
Was that dronepool behind the announcers in the warrior mask?

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:46 PM
I can't get over how good Cody is right now. Would love to see him get a US/IC Title reign again soon, though his work with big brother is fantastic.

el bobbo
04-14-2014, 08:47 PM
BOLIEVE!!!!

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:49 PM
Bo Dallas re-debuts, 5 minutes later brother Bray brings him into the Wyatt Family.

Best curveball ever.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:49 PM
Got to admit, I chuckled at the "Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present" line.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:50 PM
Oh good, Paige.

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/250d6fbd516b376fac605c745c86b70d/6705%20-%20autoplay_gif%20gif%20grin%20michael_cole%20smackdown%20suit%20taz%20thumbs_down%20vince_mcmahon%2 0wwe.gif

owenbrown
04-14-2014, 08:50 PM
I BOLIEVE!

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:51 PM
Paige needs a tan. Or put her together with Sheamus somehow.

RVDmark
04-14-2014, 08:51 PM
Evening all.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:51 PM
And I'm bored...

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:52 PM
Evening all.

How happy are you tonight?

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:52 PM
Spoiler: Paige wins.

Corndad
04-14-2014, 08:52 PM
http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i48/5/2/10/fbz_1986a95d94b95e16af693d97b4259347.jpg

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:53 PM
Mmmmmmm. Edgeucator with a twist.

el bobbo
04-14-2014, 08:53 PM
Paige wrestles like a dude kind of :y:

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:53 PM
LOL Paige-turner.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 08:55 PM
fuck you guys

Corndad
04-14-2014, 08:55 PM
Nice Finisher.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:55 PM
USOs look like tiny versions of The Rock (obviously).

Should invest in becoming bigger. I know a guy who knows a guy...

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 08:55 PM
except el bobbo

Cool King
04-14-2014, 08:56 PM
Paige wrestles like a dude kind of :y:

Probably because she has the face of one.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:56 PM
except el bobbo

Well, that's just understood.

RVDmark
04-14-2014, 08:57 PM
How happy are you tonight?

Not sure, how happy would you like me to be?

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 08:57 PM
fuck you guys

except el bobbo

:mad:

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 08:58 PM
Not sure, how happy would you like me to be?

What kind of RVD mark are you, exactly? Like on a scale of 1-10?

I dunno, thought you'd be pumped.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 08:58 PM
:mad:
oh hi buddy i didn't see you there

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 08:59 PM
Usos gotta get their scripts straight during their entrance or just don't talk. Annoys the hell out of me.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:00 PM
I know it's a foreign language, but it sounds horrible. Like muppets rambling.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 09:01 PM
i love muppets doing anything, which explains why i love that entrance.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 09:06 PM
Ah. It ain't a show without the Shield dishing out justice.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 09:06 PM
they are doing this shield thing so right so far

RVDmark
04-14-2014, 09:07 PM
What kind of RVD mark are you, exactly? Like on a scale of 1-10?

I dunno, thought you'd be pumped.

I'd say I'm about a 4 now, I've had this account a long time.

I like him, but its hard to care when his character just goes from fued to fued with no real reason other than they needed a filler guy.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:08 PM
Usos as champs getting pushed as pretty weak.

Looking forward to Cesaro beating Henry.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 09:09 PM
I dunno. Feel like Swagger is gonna cost him somehow. And putting the feud to an end at Extreme Rules.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 09:10 PM
he'll swing henry and he'll probably beat him but i can definitely see swagger costing cesaro later in the tournament.

Crimson
04-14-2014, 09:12 PM
Cesaro/Sheamus final. Cesaro is going all the way

el bobbo
04-14-2014, 09:13 PM
Orton and Batista are greased up bimbos.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 09:13 PM
Yeah, Cesaro will most likely show off his strength against Henry, either by swinging him, hitting him with The Neutraliser or a scoop slam.

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 09:14 PM
Heyman. :)

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:14 PM
Beautiful.

Where's Lesnar?

Crimson
04-14-2014, 09:14 PM
Haha Heyman needs 5 minutes on the mic every week

Corndad
04-14-2014, 09:16 PM
Get that man some music.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:17 PM
Wouldn't it be awesome if Mark Henry became a Real American?

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:19 PM
I hate it when they show the champ watching TV.

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 09:19 PM
Really think Cesaro will become IC champ at Extreme Rules.

Corndad
04-14-2014, 09:19 PM
Cesaro as a Paul Heyman Guy > Yodeling Gimmick > Most anything else

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 09:21 PM
YES.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 09:21 PM
Damn son.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:21 PM
Did Heyman disown Axel?

Crimson
04-14-2014, 09:21 PM
Interesting. No music

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:23 PM
Want to see the Usos muscle up.

Corndad
04-14-2014, 09:25 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>If <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan">@WWEDanielBryan</a> wanted to wrestle in empty arenas he would have just signed with TNA in the first place <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/455879101547806720">April 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
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ClockShot
04-14-2014, 09:27 PM
Haven't seen Clark Kent in a while.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 09:27 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>If <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan">@WWEDanielBryan</a> wanted to wrestle in empty arenas he would have just signed with TNA in the first place <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/455879101547806720">April 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
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http://i.imgur.com/ZaZaeDJ.gif

"What's Bryan Danielson doing in The Impact Zone!"

Steal my material, will they!?

teamXtremist
04-14-2014, 09:28 PM
Bulgarian brute

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 09:28 PM
Here comes Kozlov.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:28 PM
Lana is not sounding so annoying this week.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 09:28 PM
Here comes Kozlov.

V2!

Jura
04-14-2014, 09:29 PM
http://twrnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/CJ-Perry-18.jpg

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 09:29 PM
Not Xavier Woods!

Cool King
04-14-2014, 09:30 PM
Ah, Woods is jobbing tonight. :y:

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 09:30 PM
NXT match!

Jura
04-14-2014, 09:32 PM
I love how well she fits into that outfit.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 09:33 PM
There's gonna come a day when Lana & Rusev are gonna have to face Moose & Squirrel.

teamXtremist
04-14-2014, 09:33 PM
Nobody can stop cesaro

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:33 PM
Cesaro VS. Swagger

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 09:34 PM
i'm already bored with rusev

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:35 PM
R Truth and Rusev. That'll put asses in seats.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 09:36 PM
i'm already bored with rusev

The only good thing about him so far is Lana.

Jura
04-14-2014, 09:38 PM
If Heyman can turn Big Show then you've got Team Lesnar 2.0 (Cesaro, Axback, Lesnar, Big Show)

Cool King
04-14-2014, 09:39 PM
I would love to see Swagger win, but I know Sheamus is going to win. :(

el bobbo
04-14-2014, 09:40 PM
Cesaro vs. Swagger would be optimal, but I can't see them letting Sheamus lose... gotta shove him down our throats.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 09:42 PM
Lana backwards is Anal. Just sayin'. :shifty:

el bobbo
04-14-2014, 09:44 PM
Anal Del Ray played Coachella this weekend.

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 09:47 PM
Another solid match.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 09:49 PM
This spot is sponsored by Rock my RV with Bret Michaels.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 09:50 PM
"This is my current ex-girlfriend, and this is my future ex-girlfriend. Lovely girls"

:lol:

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:50 PM
Who won? Just lost the title to my daughter. Was it Swagger? Adam Rose?

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 09:51 PM
I hope they don't fuck Adam Rose up on the main roster.

Crimson
04-14-2014, 09:54 PM
Damnit give this man another push

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 09:54 PM
give sandow the mic more often. he's so good.

owenbrown
04-14-2014, 09:54 PM
Sandow's burial part 93147819305792340172348781259 right now :'( he's gonna be future endeavored soon isn't he?

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 09:56 PM
goddammit

Crimson
04-14-2014, 09:56 PM
Ugh who did Sandow piss off?

el bobbo
04-14-2014, 09:56 PM
So much potential...

teamXtremist
04-14-2014, 09:56 PM
And there goes sandows career

Cool King
04-14-2014, 09:57 PM
Poor Sandow.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 09:58 PM
Sandow's playing his part perfectly.

Very manipulative guy.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 09:59 PM
Maybe he'll come back next week and do the same. And the following. And the following. And maybe he'll start to get over, and get a huge baby face push.

Maybe Zack Ryder will be WWE champion this year too.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:00 PM
Sandow's playing his part perfectly.

Very manipulative guy.
agreed. he's doing the best with what they give him. it's just too bad they make him look like a chump so often.

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:01 PM
The fans have joined the Wyatt Family Cult.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 10:03 PM
I don't get why they have Bray say the name of the city they're in.

He's a heel, so I'm assuming that Vince and the guys will want him to get heat from the crowd, but they should also know that no mater who you are, heel or face, when you say the name of the city you're in, the crowd will cheer.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:05 PM
lol "the last thing i need is another push"

love cena

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 10:06 PM
Oh, great. Happy Cena.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:06 PM
The last thing I want is another push. Nobody wants to see that.

Hahaha

Crimson
04-14-2014, 10:06 PM
Oh no. Wyatt about to suffer the same fate as Ryback via Cena

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:06 PM
the wyatts no selling cena's jokes. so good.

KIRA
04-14-2014, 10:07 PM
Thats 2 joker refrences

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:08 PM
lol i found her on tinder

Dark One
04-14-2014, 10:08 PM
Ugh.

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 10:08 PM
Lawler's chuckling is annoying.

owenbrown
04-14-2014, 10:08 PM
Goddammit, Cena, stop stealing from Chris Jericho

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:09 PM
*retch*

Jaded-Dragon
04-14-2014, 10:09 PM
The last thing I want is another push. Nobody wants to see that.

Hahaha

LMAO that was f'n hysterical. I litterally lost it sitting next to my daughter who is 8 and does not get the joke at all.... She was like "Ummm dad, why was him being pushed so funny?"

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:09 PM
Did someone make a bet with Cena about how many quotes from Will Ferrell movies he could put in his promo?

dronepool
04-14-2014, 10:10 PM
That Wyatt quotes seemed familiar, like he took a quote I heard and changed it up to make it fit him.

Crimson
04-14-2014, 10:11 PM
Ooooo nice.

Jura
04-14-2014, 10:11 PM
Cena is only funny when he disses himself.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:11 PM
That Wyatt quotes seemed familiar, like he took a quote I heard and changed it up to make it fit him.

Are you at Raw? I'm sure I saw you earlier.

owenbrown
04-14-2014, 10:11 PM
Bray's gonna be buried at Extreme Rules huh?

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:12 PM
Was that dronepool behind the announcers in the warrior mask?

Cool King
04-14-2014, 10:12 PM
http://oi62.tinypic.com/2j1vqrq.jpg

http://oi61.tinypic.com/5l6mv6.jpg

http://oi59.tinypic.com/nb23vl.jpg

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:12 PM
Bray's gonna be buried at Extreme Rules huh?

Shut up

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:12 PM
Glad they saved that segment.

dronepool
04-14-2014, 10:13 PM
Are you at Raw? I'm sure I saw you earlier.

Nope. I live in NYC.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 10:13 PM
Well. Cena won round 1 at WrestleMania. Only seems right Bray wins round 2.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:13 PM
Nope. I live in NYC.

Your doppelgänger is totes there in a warrior mask then.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:13 PM
Bray's gonna be buried at Extreme Rules huh?
is that what you really think is going to happen here?

slik
04-14-2014, 10:14 PM
Fuck.

Stupid photos, implication that Bray poops his pants and a fat joke.

Cena's character is back to being unbearable.

el bobbo
04-14-2014, 10:15 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Pro wrestling isn't fake but the announce team laughing at <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a> is <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/455890545794371584">April 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:15 PM
Fuck.

Stupid photos, implication that Bray poops his pants and a fat joke.

Cena's character is back to being unbearable.

I could be reading too much into it, but I think we were supposed to be annoyed by it so that Bray Wyatt's comeback to the insults would be more genuine for all of us.

Could be terribly wrong.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:15 PM
Fuck.

Stupid photos, implication that Bray poops his pants and a fat joke.

Cena's character is back to being unbearable.

I think it's about time we all accept Cena's character is what it is.

Malfeitor
04-14-2014, 10:16 PM
Bray saved that segment.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:16 PM
people complaining about cena is so much worse than cena himself.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:17 PM
I could be reading too much into it, but I think we were supposed to be annoyed by it so that Bray Wyatt's comeback to the insults would be more genuine for all of us.

Could be terribly wrong.
no, i was just about to type a similar thing. think you nailed it.

slik
04-14-2014, 10:18 PM
I don't know about that, Cena's character is pretty awful.

Please keep Cesaro, Rusev and every other potential big heel away from him WWE....

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:19 PM
people complaining about cena is so much worse than cena himself.

See: owenbrown

owenbrown
04-14-2014, 10:19 PM
is that what you really think is going to happen here?

when Cena usually goes the comedy route, it's not a good sign for who he is feuding with.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:20 PM
I don't know about that, Cena's character is pretty awful.

Please keep Cesaro, Rusev and every other potential big heel away from him WWE....
his jokes are awful, his character is not.

KIRA
04-14-2014, 10:20 PM
I think it's about time we all accept Cena's character is what it is. After WM 30 there's a big part of me starting to do just that.

slik
04-14-2014, 10:20 PM
Layla is an improvement from Summer Rae

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 10:20 PM
I blinked and the match was over.

Oh well. Moving right along.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 10:21 PM
Fandango and Layla are much better than Fandango and Summer Rae.

Cool King
04-14-2014, 10:23 PM
Wow, did Stephanie take Kane's balls when she took his mask?

tman220
04-14-2014, 10:23 PM
Kane comes back after the main event and choke slams the Shield

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:24 PM
"Oh my god"

Cool King
04-14-2014, 10:24 PM
I seem to have spoken a little too soon there.

Savio
04-14-2014, 10:25 PM
He's gonna put his mask back on! OH Noez!

dronepool
04-14-2014, 10:25 PM
Hug it out.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:26 PM
i'm still holding out hope for team hell no to have a touching reunion in the midst of this authority feud.

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 10:26 PM
So does the red ring gear come with the mask. Or he gonna come out in a suit still?

tman220
04-14-2014, 10:27 PM
DB vs Kane and Shield vs HHH, Orton, and Batista?

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:28 PM
DB vs Kane and Shield vs HHH, Orton, and Batista?

1 vs 4 vs 3. Seems fair.

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:28 PM
love these bo dallas segments

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:28 PM
Return of Masked Kane...smells like an Undertaker retirement soon.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:29 PM
It's hard for an egg to become a bird. But an egg can never fly.

Fuck me :lol:

Crimson
04-14-2014, 10:29 PM
Warriors greatest matches. Just replay him beating Triple H

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:29 PM
Surfer Sting VS. John Cena Retirement VS. Record Contract match

Corndad
04-14-2014, 10:29 PM
This promo is so eerie now.

slik
04-14-2014, 10:30 PM
Hoping Barrett defeats Ziggler.

He probably will.

Finals of the IC tournament will be Cesaro and Sheamus. Cesaro will then win before going on to win the IC Title.

slik
04-14-2014, 10:31 PM
Chatterbox Kane can't stop talking about the conquered streak of his brother, The Undertaker.

RVDmark
04-14-2014, 10:31 PM
This promo is so eerie now.

Incredibly eerie, almost like he knew,

tman220
04-14-2014, 10:32 PM
sorry I meant DB vs Kane...and Shield vs Evolution at Extreme Rules

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:32 PM
I missed the Sheamus match. Swagger actually lost? Wow...fuck him, huh?

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:33 PM
Chatterbox Kane can't stop talking about the conquered streak of his brother, The Undertaker.

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, foo?

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:34 PM
sorry I meant DB vs Kane...and Shield vs Evolution at Extreme Rules

I figured that ;)

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:36 PM
awwwwwww bunny

ClockShot
04-14-2014, 10:36 PM
Weren't those Hungry Hungry Hippos balls just white?

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:37 PM
JBL meant strippers, not bunnies.

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:37 PM
I have given out too much rep in the last 24 hours. Where the fuck did that all go???

Tazz Dan
04-14-2014, 10:37 PM
Also, I'm so pumped for Adam Rose on RAW

KIRA
04-14-2014, 10:38 PM
That Adam Rose promo felt like somebody just dosed me.

and Barrett's cape makes him look like an evil MoS clone

ron the dial
04-14-2014, 10:39 PM
I have given out too much rep in the last 24 hours. Where the fuck did that all go???
i have no idea

Swiss Ultimate
04-14-2014, 10:41 PM
A lot of guys who really bored me from 2010 to 2011 have really come into their own now.