View Full Version : The Official "Triple H is still a better heel than your alcoholic father." MONDAY NIGHT RAW Thread for 4/28/14
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 10:53 PM
this is absolutely the worst thing going on raw these days.
Droford
04-28-2014, 10:53 PM
Weelc better be little chairs and little ladders
Innovator
04-28-2014, 10:53 PM
3MB WON A MATCH!!!??!?!??!?!!
ClockShot
04-28-2014, 10:53 PM
Ooof.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 10:53 PM
3MB wins!
Dark One
04-28-2014, 10:53 PM
Brace for impact. Heath Slater won on Raw.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 10:54 PM
3MB won a match on RAW!!! Gertner going banana!
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 10:54 PM
"heath slater's first win since obama's first term."
sounds about right.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 10:54 PM
MULKEYMANIA IS RUNNING WILD! 3MB WINS!
Mercenary
04-28-2014, 10:54 PM
midget went splat!
Damnit. Who took the fall there?
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 10:54 PM
glad to see the crowd so dead for this.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 10:54 PM
According to the announce team, if anyone moves their ass in any way, it's them "twerking".
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 10:55 PM
FEAR THE BULL!!!
THE LEGEND LIVES!!!!
WE GOT US A FLYING BULL, MAGGLE!!
"heath slater's first win since obama's first term."
sounds about right.
No, he got a win during the UK tour a few months ago.
I hope its not step ladders table trays stools
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 10:55 PM
was slaying daemons while watching, what is with that stupid minotaur shit
Emperor Smeat
04-28-2014, 10:56 PM
:| weeLC match
Gertner's going to be ecstatic over Slater's win.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 10:56 PM
He got a win on Superstars against Kofi Kingston at the beginning of the month
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 10:57 PM
you guys.
i don't pay attention to heath slater. he sucks.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 10:57 PM
Damnit. Who took the fall there?
The fatter one. Primo. I think.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 10:57 PM
Damnit. Who took the fall there?
I think it was Fernando.
Not entirely sure though as I'm only going by the voice of whoever was splitting up Hornswoggle and El Torito. It sounded like it was Diego.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 10:58 PM
always see Gertner posting positively about Heath Slater. why? is it like ironic hipster thing or does he legit like him
Tom Guycott
04-28-2014, 10:58 PM
I hope its not step ladders table trays stools
Of course it will be. Until its time for a big high spot... then they'll bust out with the normal sized ladder like Jeff Hardy when he pulls out the extra large one.
you guys.
i don't pay attention to heath slater. he sucks.
But he's so good at it plus I admit Gertners got me buying into the hype a bit.
It's weird considering how much I hated Slater
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 10:59 PM
love dem titties
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 10:59 PM
Owns one of the the Principals of the WWE
Innovator
04-28-2014, 11:00 PM
Sup Brie
ClockShot
04-28-2014, 11:00 PM
Nice neck brace.
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:01 PM
always see Gertner posting positively about Heath Slater. why? is it like ironic hipster thing or does he legit like him
he legit likes him. gertner's a weird dude.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:01 PM
So is Brie going to follow Daniel Bryan everywhere now that they're married?
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:01 PM
i wish I had a banging hot wife that wore a hoodie that said YES on the back so I could have doggy style intercourse with her in closed captioning
Tom Guycott
04-28-2014, 11:01 PM
Hey, its the new age Mach and Liz
Hey, it's Brock Lesnar Fan.
Droford
04-28-2014, 11:02 PM
Hmm..I guess lugging around two heavy belts is too much for his injury
Kudos to DB considering it's been nuts for him lately.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:03 PM
lol what's all this "MY WIFE MY WIFE MY WIFE" stuff, ugh I hate DBry right now
Corndad
04-28-2014, 11:05 PM
Fifty bucks says the necklace Steph has on now was made by her kids.
His mask is locked in my office! He couldn't possibly do anything.
Savio
04-28-2014, 11:07 PM
Kane can't fight anyone with out his mask I guess.
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:07 PM
brie about to do the job to paige. hoorah!
ClockShot
04-28-2014, 11:07 PM
Doubt they're gonna drop the title off Paige that quick.
Something amiss.
Corndad
04-28-2014, 11:08 PM
Something tells me Brie is getting a chokeslam.
Savio
04-28-2014, 11:08 PM
Oh no its gone!
Fenix122
04-28-2014, 11:09 PM
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN.....
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:09 PM
BYGAWD THE MASK IS GONE!!!!
ClockShot
04-28-2014, 11:09 PM
The mask disappeared.
TA DA!
Innovator
04-28-2014, 11:09 PM
Paige and Kane are in cahoots. CAHOOTS I TELL YOU
Mercenary
04-28-2014, 11:09 PM
Mask is gone........OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the security cam looks away for a few matches and BAM the mask is gone
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:10 PM
brie about to do the job to paige. hoorah!
There's been a whole lot of jobbing tonight.
RVDmark
04-28-2014, 11:10 PM
i wish I had a banging hot wife that wore a hoodie that said YES on the back so I could have doggy style intercourse with her in closed captioning
Closed captioning :rofl:
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:10 PM
KORPORATE PAIGE
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:12 PM
Ah, Paige.
this is absolutely the worst thing going on raw these days.
When Kane runs into a nearby phonebooth he becomes....KANE
Savio
04-28-2014, 11:13 PM
perfect plex
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:13 PM
Stephanie announces Brie getting title match: *decent sized pop*
Brie's title match: *crowd goes mild*
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:13 PM
Paige really needs to get some wrestling boots.
Doc Martens just ain't cutting it.
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:14 PM
Ah, Paige.
how dare you use my quote to knock paige. bullshit.
a) she's awesome
b) there's no way she could ever be considered worse than something that's leading to a weeLC match. almost nothing is that bad.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:14 PM
I really hope Paige won't be doing that screaming all the time.
I had enough of that shit from Melina in the past.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:14 PM
Paige's screaming is weird. Screaming is typically done by chick doing "crazy" gimmicks. Paige seems sane (to everyone but Cool King!)
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:15 PM
ROFL kane's so rapey
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:15 PM
lol kane through the ring
ClockShot
04-28-2014, 11:15 PM
Mmmmmmmmm. Been a long time since we had the come up through the ring routine.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:15 PM
Kane gonna rape Daniel Bryan's new wife. Def heel heat.
Dark One
04-28-2014, 11:15 PM
Brie's gonna have a demon baby.
Snitsky's coming back!
Savio
04-28-2014, 11:15 PM
Kanes getting Rapey now
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:15 PM
They're going to need to enlist the services of Gene Snitsky soon
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:16 PM
A MONKEY WRENCH
ClockShot
04-28-2014, 11:16 PM
Mr. Bryan, in the ring, with the wrench.
Droford
04-28-2014, 11:16 PM
Wrench! Wrench! Wrench!
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:16 PM
chokeslam him through the void you just appeared from
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:16 PM
Yes, Brie, slide BACK into the ring
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 11:16 PM
KNIFE WRENCH FOR KIDS!
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:16 PM
WrenchMonster Daniel Bryan
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:17 PM
dammit he almost got her to his rape cave
Savio
04-28-2014, 11:17 PM
Brie is soo dumbbbbbbbb lol
Emperor Smeat
04-28-2014, 11:17 PM
:lol: what?
Brie just suddenly went right back into the ring for no reason
dronepool
04-28-2014, 11:18 PM
Rapist Kane.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:19 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one that got the "Rapey Vibe" from what Kane was doing.
Kane: Don't fight this shit just let it happen!
I feel gross just typing that
Savio
04-28-2014, 11:19 PM
Brie was acting like Natalya in GoldenEye 64
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:20 PM
did I just see a commercial where a guy said "I'd fuck me" ? damn, way to push boundaries
el bobbo
04-28-2014, 11:20 PM
Kane almost brought Brie down to his lair to play Game of Thrones with her.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:21 PM
He's tried to rape a few divas over the years.... only had success with Lita and Katie Vick
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:22 PM
Kane should have been wearing this shirt
http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1398732701227/images/prod_detail/W06888.jpg
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:23 PM
What happened to Paige? Did she get pulled down the hole?
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:23 PM
that doctor looks legit
dronepool
04-28-2014, 11:23 PM
BITCH!
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:23 PM
whoa yes do you see that SMH side/underboob
Dark One
04-28-2014, 11:24 PM
#BrieMode
Droford
04-28-2014, 11:24 PM
Kane vs Bryan should be an inferno match so his beard can catch fire
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:25 PM
Like the fifth time they have showed this Bray Wyatt thing....
Lol They really liked this segment
Droford
04-28-2014, 11:25 PM
What happened to Paige? Did she get pulled down the hole?
She was smart enough to get the hell out of Dodge
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:25 PM
What happened to Paige? Did she get pulled down the hole?
She ran away leaving Brie to get raped, like the good person that she is.
I would watch a DVD entirely about Kane's love life.
From Tombstone Tori to AJ Lee.
Corndad
04-28-2014, 11:25 PM
This segment was tremendous but do they really need to show it again?
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:25 PM
why haven't i seen ric flair yet tonight
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 11:26 PM
Steph has bigger arms than DB.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:26 PM
Yo, cameraman unzoom it
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:26 PM
renee is still one of my favorite parts of raw every week no matter what else is going on.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:26 PM
why haven't i seen ric flair yet tonight
if Ryan Clark lied to me............................................
Savio
04-28-2014, 11:26 PM
please everyone chant boring to Cena.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:27 PM
Cena channeling some vintage Rock here imo
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:27 PM
if Ryan Clark lied to me............................................
we haven't seen evolution yet. THERE IS STILL HOPE.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:27 PM
This segment was tremendous but do they really need to show it again?
There was loads of kids there. It must have cost them a bit.
They're getting the most out of their money.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:27 PM
renee is still one of my favorite parts of raw every week no matter what else is going on.
Canada #1
ClockShot
04-28-2014, 11:27 PM
I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!
Dark One
04-28-2014, 11:27 PM
We went from pseudo-edgy Cena to classic Cena in two hours. Character development!
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:28 PM
Canada #1
i think that i actually believe this
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:28 PM
Unfortunate placement of that podium, Wade.
You look naked.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:28 PM
The podium made it look like a naked Barrett was rising up on the pedestal.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:28 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Barrett nice burn
Savio
04-28-2014, 11:29 PM
Barrett wore diapers in 2008?
Corndad
04-28-2014, 11:29 PM
B N B
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:29 PM
B
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:29 PM
B N B
Diaper Fetish Talk on RAW
yes! I love Barrett who just gave an indicator of just how young he really is
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:29 PM
Ew, Barrett was still wearing nappies when he was 26.
if Ryan Clark lied to me............................................
HHH confirmed Flair on twitter
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:30 PM
Bad News Barret wins or we riot
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 11:30 PM
He should only be on that podium when he has a full suit so he can wear a harness or something underneath.
Droford
04-28-2014, 11:31 PM
Barrett was wearing a diaper in 2005?
ClockShot
04-28-2014, 11:31 PM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/723/497/5df.gif (http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/723/497/5df.gif)
Evil Vito
04-28-2014, 11:31 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Leave it to Cena to go from being utterly depressed and shaken in the opening segment to simply laughing it off a couple hours later. If he's not happy go lucky, he's not really Cena.</font>
Bad News Barret wins or we riot
STD confirmed to me earlier that if Barrett loses he will post a tout of himself wearing a diaper and saying "I've got some bad newz"
He is very confident.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/bAIBhyy.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-4-28)
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:33 PM
i loved that cena promo, fuck you guys
Corndad
04-28-2014, 11:33 PM
Unfortunate placement of that podium, Wade.
You look naked.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I guess I'm used to him delivering Bad News in a suit... <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23wwe&src=hash">#wwe</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23raw&src=hash">#raw</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23hallgood&src=hash">#hallgood</a> <a href="http://t.co/RhIEy7lz2J">pic.twitter.com/RhIEy7lz2J</a></p>— Wrestling Memes (@Wrestling_Memes) <a href="https://twitter.com/Wrestling_Memes/statuses/460969572242186241">April 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
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road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:33 PM
ONEOFAKIND
RVDmark
04-28-2014, 11:33 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Leave it to Cena to go from being utterly depressed and shaken in the opening segment to simply laughing it off a couple hours later. If he's not happy go lucky, he's not really Cena.</font>
Slow burn, have patience its only been 3 years.
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:33 PM
i loved that cena promo, fuck you guys
most of the douches here hate on cena's shit even if it's good. fuck em.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:34 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Leave it to Cena to go from being utterly depressed and shaken in the opening segment to simply laughing it off a couple hours later. If he's not happy go lucky, he's not really Cena.</font>
It's classic Cena.
Remember when he was like this?
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2v3hb1u.jpg
I'm sure he was his usual happy self not long after doing that.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:34 PM
still one of my fav themes
<font color=goldenrod>Leave it to Cena to go from being utterly depressed and shaken in the opening segment to simply laughing it off a couple hours later. If he's not happy go lucky, he's not really Cena.</font>
In his defense he's not really brushing it off he is appropriately pissed.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 11:35 PM
still one of my fav themes
Still miss Walk.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:35 PM
something about Renee Young and Big E on youtube...........he would tear her in half (and I would watch)
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:35 PM
Still miss Walk.
oh defs, untouchable. but it's a good WWE theme
Droford
04-28-2014, 11:36 PM
Lord Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the move?
Col. Sandurz: NOW. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Lord Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Col. Sandurz: What?
Lord Dark Helmet: THEN!
Col. Sandurz: I can't!
Lord Dark Helmet: Why not?
Col. Sandurz: We passed it!
Lord Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now!
Lord Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Col. Sandurz: SOON!
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:36 PM
In the world of WWE, one must watch televisions from the side. Never directly in front of it.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:37 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmPesEHIIAAz5P_.jpg:large
Apparently this is Emma... looks like 10 times better here than I have ever seen.... I don't know if I even believe that it is Emma...
Droford
04-28-2014, 11:37 PM
The St. Louis crowd sucks..
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:37 PM
and why wouldn't big e be ringside to get a good look at things? why settle for a tiny ass tv?
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:38 PM
that is definitely emma's body but the face doesn't look like her at all.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 11:38 PM
Dean Ambrose is now the longest reigning WWE United States Champion of all time. (3rd to Rick Rude and Lex Luger including the NWA/WCW)
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:38 PM
yes, i am an authority on emma's body.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:39 PM
"in shape" females are so GD sexy. hot core
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:39 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmPesEHIIAAz5P_.jpg:large
Apparently this is Emma... looks like 10 times better here than I have ever seen.... I don't know if I even believe that it is Emma...
I agree.
She looks much better there. I'm doubting the image a bit myself.
dronepool
04-28-2014, 11:39 PM
Barrett wore diapers in 2008?
http://www.sqlsoldier.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ITDepends.jpg
Droford
04-28-2014, 11:40 PM
Emmalution goes backwards
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 11:42 PM
Emma wears way too much makeup on TV. I bet that's the major difference we are seeing.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:45 PM
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ClockShot
04-28-2014, 11:45 PM
There goes the neighborhood.
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:46 PM
#BadNews
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:46 PM
I can see Barrett winning on Sunday.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:46 PM
YES YES YES!!!! RVD LOSES! RVD LOSES!!!
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:47 PM
I can see Barrett winning on Sunday.
he should. they aren't doing anything with big e. the title is wasted on him ass to moment.
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:47 PM
this should be a good triple threat.
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:48 PM
#RVD'sBaldSpot
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 11:48 PM
Triple Threat Ladder match for a contract for an IC title match at the PPV?
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:48 PM
RVD's entire moveset looks like what an 8 year old would make his moveset after watching Ong Bak for the first time
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:49 PM
RVD should have just let Cesaro hit him when he was on the top rope. He would have won via DQ if he did.
But where's the fun in that.
Emmalution goes backwards
Emmalution is a mystery.
dronepool
04-28-2014, 11:50 PM
RVD lost and still came out on top. Cool.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 11:51 PM
Was it just me or did you all envision Heyman saying Hunt after saying Mike in that joke?
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:51 PM
I like that blue in the background.
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:51 PM
love dean walking to the back like that. he's so awesome.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:52 PM
I could watch Ambrose promos all day long. He should be an actor in movies n stuff.
ron the dial
04-28-2014, 11:52 PM
rollins has come ridiculously far with his mic work. very impressive.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:53 PM
love just watching good characters. like most wrestlers, you watch them and it's like, "oh, that is [John Smith] playing the character of [wrestler], he plays that part well".. watching Ambrose is like A+ can really feel the character, doesn't feel phony etc
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:53 PM
I like the way Reigns says "BELIE' THAT"
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:53 PM
like watching any Batista promo ever is just... ghastly
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:54 PM
rollins has come ridiculously far with his mic work. very impressive.
Yeah, just last week I was saying the same thing.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:56 PM
Did Cole just say "Deano Ambrose"?
Fenix122
04-28-2014, 11:56 PM
Hey a U.S. title defense..
Lock Jaw
04-28-2014, 11:56 PM
Love the Evolution theme. Classes the joint up.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:57 PM
like watching any Batista promo ever is just... ghastly
Wild GASTLY
appeared!
GASTLY used
LICK!
ROAD DOGGY DOGG is paralyzed!
Dark One
04-28-2014, 11:57 PM
Flair must have gotten drunk backstage.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:57 PM
EVOLUTIONNNNNNNN IS A MYSTTERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-28-2014, 11:58 PM
Yeah Flair and Harley Race are probably having a drinking contest in the back.
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:58 PM
That's a really long hashtag.
Couldn't they have just used #SvE?
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:58 PM
wish Shield would join Evolution
Tom Guycott
04-28-2014, 11:59 PM
rollins has come ridiculously far with his mic work. very impressive.
Honestly, he didnt have nearly as far to go as Reigns, who was fucking abysmal when this whole thing started. Still not as good as Rollins, and light years behind Mox, but worlds better than he used to be.
road doggy dogg
04-28-2014, 11:59 PM
#AdaptorPerish
Droford
04-28-2014, 11:59 PM
Randy better not get his ass pinned tonight..I'll be pissed
Thank god Batista isn't dressed like a tool anymore
Cool King
04-28-2014, 11:59 PM
Batista looks like some kind of "cool accountant" with that suit-beard-sunglasses combo.
road doggy dogg
04-29-2014, 12:00 AM
#AdaptorPerish
#RaptorParish
#DinosaurChurch
ClockShot
04-29-2014, 12:00 AM
Evolution is still there, Flair ain't.
dronepool
04-29-2014, 12:00 AM
Oh shit
ClockShot
04-29-2014, 12:00 AM
I was just kidding!
ron the dial
04-29-2014, 12:00 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
road doggy dogg
04-29-2014, 12:00 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool King
04-29-2014, 12:01 AM
Well would you look at that.
road doggy dogg
04-29-2014, 12:01 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tom Guycott
04-29-2014, 12:01 AM
Hmm... now Sting comes out on behalf of The Shield...
Droford
04-29-2014, 12:01 AM
Ruc Flair turns on evolution and is revealed as the guy behind the Shield
Mercenary
04-29-2014, 12:01 AM
go away Flair!
road doggy dogg
04-29-2014, 12:02 AM
Evolution should do backstage segments where they're all just drinking scotch and smoking cigars
flair starting to sport hogan hair
el bobbo
04-29-2014, 12:02 AM
Hmm... now Sting comes out on behalf of The Shield...
I would regret not going for the rest of my life.
road doggy dogg
04-29-2014, 12:02 AM
Is this St. Louis, Missouri?
Holy shit, how drunk is he?
Dark One
04-29-2014, 12:03 AM
Is this St. Louis, Missouri?
No seriously, he's lost.
Cool King
04-29-2014, 12:03 AM
Flair gets the mic and my stream begins to freeze on me. Typical.
el bobbo
04-29-2014, 12:03 AM
Holy shit, how drunk is he?
He's St. Louis drunk! That's a special kind of drunk.
road doggy dogg
04-29-2014, 12:03 AM
lmao this is so fantastic omg
Cool King
04-29-2014, 12:04 AM
Is Flair actually drunk?
He sounds like he is.
road doggy dogg
04-29-2014, 12:04 AM
you were at home eating a rib-eye!
ClockShot
04-29-2014, 12:04 AM
I think whoever said Flair being drunk, might not be far off.
A lot of head bobbin' and word slurrin'.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-29-2014, 12:05 AM
WHOOOOOOOOO
el bobbo
04-29-2014, 12:05 AM
http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cardinals-fan-loves-bud1.jpg
Droford
04-29-2014, 12:05 AM
I sort of called it
ron the dial
04-29-2014, 12:05 AM
lol flair you ridiculously glorious bastard
Did someone in the crowd say "back up, Old Spice"?
Cool King
04-29-2014, 12:07 AM
Did someone in the crowd say "back up, Old Spice"?
I heard that too.
I think maybe it was Rollins warning Triple H to back off from Reigns.
Droford
04-29-2014, 12:07 AM
Flair killed the crowd
Emperor Smeat
04-29-2014, 12:08 AM
Was expecting Flair to cheap shot a Shield member from the smirk he had on the whole time.
ron the dial
04-29-2014, 12:10 AM
ambrose brawling with hhh. love it.
Dark One
04-29-2014, 12:12 AM
where did Flair go?
Lost, wandering through the streets of St. Louis and shouting "WOOOOOOO!" at random.
Droford
04-29-2014, 12:12 AM
where did Flair go?
Back to the bar where he came from
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-29-2014, 12:13 AM
He winked to Triple H and left.
Corndad
04-29-2014, 12:14 AM
Didn't we just see this beatdown 2 weeks ago oh ok just as I'm typing
Cool King
04-29-2014, 12:15 AM
Well, that was a good Raw.
Tom Guycott
04-29-2014, 12:19 AM
It was a'ight. Got a new avatar out of it at least, thanks to Bray, Corndad, and the kid sitting on Wyatt's lap.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-29-2014, 12:21 AM
What the fuck have to rewind on the App Flair had an interview with Renee.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-29-2014, 12:24 AM
Flair just contradicted what he said on Raw. He said Evolution is the man.
road doggy dogg
04-29-2014, 12:27 AM
lol what, do post
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-29-2014, 12:34 AM
Flair said "forget what I said out there. To be the man you have to beat the man and Evolution is the man" paraphrased.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-29-2014, 12:34 AM
Triple Threat Elimination Match between Rob Van Dam, Cesaro and Swagger at Extreme Rules an old school ECW THREE WAY DANCE!
FourFifty
04-29-2014, 04:06 AM
I just watched to opening of Raw... All I have to say is I'm a 30 year old man who found that choir of children deeply emotionally disturbing on multiple levels.
Vastardikai
04-29-2014, 05:10 AM
*reads the thread title*
I think I know 2 kids, David and Charlotte, who would disagree with you.
i wish I had a banging hot wife that wore a hoodie that said YES on the back so I could have doggy style intercourse with her in closed captioning
Sigged.
Savio
04-29-2014, 09:01 AM
Leave it to Cena to go from being utterly depressed and shaken in the opening segment to simply laughing it off a couple hours later. If he's not happy go lucky, he's not really Cena.I absolutely hated his second promo.
road doggy dogg
04-29-2014, 09:28 AM
I thought it was great, to quote road doggy dogg from April 28, 2014, I feel like he was channeling some vintage The Rock there
Hey a U.S. title defense..
Honestly thought they'd quietly phased it out.
Actually groaned when they showed that clip of Jackman and Ziggler from last year and they'd gone out of their way to not show Ryder. Was that entirely necessary?
Bad News Gertner
04-29-2014, 11:45 AM
3MB BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!
MasterSlaters unite!!!!
DAMN iNATOR
04-29-2014, 03:00 PM
the kid sitting on his lap. jesus.
I know, right? The whole segment was creepy enough and was just fine as it was except for that one detail. Felt very uncomfortable the whole time they had Bray sitting there with the child on his lap, like, “Just please end this segment now... :wtf::(”
DAMN iNATOR
04-29-2014, 03:06 PM
Awesome to see Flair back, though. Was kind of hoping the whole endorsement of The Shield would turn into some kind of swerve where Flair led Trips and Batista into the ring and starting a brawl with them to cause the DQ, followed by Orton/Bats/Trips getting the early upper hand on the Shield while Flair watches on, then gets speared by Reigns and the whole thing wrapped up with the 3× Powerbomb to Orton, Batista and Triple H each individually and have a close-up of The Shield doing their “outstretched fists to signify unity” pose to end the show.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it was a bad ending, far from it, just a little scenario that I thought up during that match last night.
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