The Official "Triple H is still a better heel than your alcoholic father." MONDAY NIGHT RAW Thread for 4/28/14

[James Steele]

Discuss.

[el bobbo]

Triple H keeps the violence in the ring while most of our alcoholic fathers bring it back with them after they get off from their jobs.

[road doggy dogg]

ronDONG would not approve of this

[ron the dial]

just got a chance to make this thread. i see that i've been beaten to it. much less impressive than mine would have been, but i'll step down and let big jimmy do his thing.

AJ Lee's thinks this is going to be a terrible raw. fuck that shit. i'm looking forward to the nature boy doing something ridiculous.

[ron the dial]

and if my father were an alcoholic he would be a much better heel than triple h. no question.

[Cool King]

AJ Lee's thinks this is going to be a terrible raw.

We have RybAxel getting a Tag Team Title shot tonight.

It's going to be a fantastic Raw.

[Droford]

Wade Barrett's push continues.

[Heisenberg]

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[ClockShot]

#BelieveinTheShield

[ron the dial]

#EvolutionIsaPisstery #VintagePiss #PissOutMyAss #RAW

[Heisenberg]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4mfnblXat1r7xb2wo5_250.gif

[Heisenberg]

Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/3e0762217f9a8a7b48d278899b638708/tumblr_inline_n41yitaUm91sw1kef.gif

[Corndad]

He's got the whole world in his hands....

[ron the dial]

did they set that cage up just to show it off? or we going to get a cage match tonight?

STAY TUNED

[ClockShot]

St. Louis eh. Orton Country.

Should be a good show.

[Corndad]

Kinda hope Cena goes off on the Fans for voting for the 3 on 1

[ron the dial]

i like where this is headed...

[Crimson]

Gradual heel turn please

[dronepool]

Did he quote Two-Face?

[Emperor Smeat]

Thought Cena wanted the 3-on-1 from his promo last week.

Him being visibly upset at the fans is interesting.

[el bobbo]

Meta Cena

[Corndad]

This would be amazing if they actually were going to lead to a Heel run for Cena but aint ever gonna happen. Then again I thought Taker's Streak would never end either.

[ClockShot]

Cena's stealing movie quotes now? He's running out of material.

[ron the dial]

he doesn't need to be a heel. but he can call out the fans for being assholes. they're going to be assholes anyway, so might as well take advantage.

[Cool King]

No love for Dean Ambrose from Cena.

[ron the dial]

decent pop for sami zayn there.

[Cool King]

Cena's promo in a nutshell:

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[el bobbo]

These kids singing is creepy as shit.

[Corndad]

The hell lol I love it.

[ClockShot]

Love this.

[dronepool]

This is sick!

[ron the dial]

how the fuck did bray wyatt get a kid's choir?

[Corndad]

There's a whole choir LOL

[el bobbo]

Oh jesus. They literally got a bunch of kids from St. Louis

[Mercenary]

NOT THE CHILDREN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Cool King]

Bray must be loaded if he can afford a choir that size.

[Crimson]

This is annoying now

[dronepool]

This is amazing

[Corndad]

This is the best thing since the Bryan take over thing. LOL

[Droford]

Occupy Raw II

[ron the dial]

this is kind of weird. not sure if i like it.

[Corndad]

The whole C Nation. Oh Bray. You crazy man you. Tell me they put the masks on.

[Cool King]

They have masks.

[Tom Guycott]

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

[ClockShot]

If the formula is in effect tonight, and Cena wins at Extreme Rules, this would really suck.

[DrCrawford]

So annoying. Muted the TV minutes ago

[Corndad]

OMG YES.

[ClockShot]

The Flock 2.0.

[ron the dial]

the kid sitting on his lap. jesus.

[ClockShot]

Can't save 'em all, Superman.

[Cool King]

Good thing Cena doesn't have a fear of sheep.

[Dark One]

This is annoying now

This is amazing

The internet in a nutshell.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Holy shit. Creepy as fuck.</font>

[Mercenary]

That was great!

[Tom Guycott]

The only thing that could've made that any more creepy/epic is if they started singing "Broken Out In Love" with the masks on. WHY DID THIS NOT HAPPEN AT WRESTLEMANIA?!?!

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Cena is gonna take out all of these little fucks one by one. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAW&amp;src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Luke (@LukeCarra) <a href="https://twitter.com/LukeCarra/statuses/460934875361460224">April 29, 2014</a></blockquote>
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Droford]

Next week on RAW Bray Wyatt gets the entire men's Choir from the NY State Penitentiary to sing

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That was awesome/holy shit and every other chant chant doesn't cover how unbelievable that was.

[Savio]

Kids should have pulled out kitchen knives to for that finishing creepy touch.

[Cool King]

Next week on RAW Bray Wyatt gets the entire men's Choir from the NY State Penitentiary to sing

And "Big Bubba" will sit on his lap.

[DrCrawford]

Glad they're showing us a replay in case we missed it. Flock 2.0?

More like Right to Censor 2.0.

I'd rather listen to that for the same amount of time

[ClockShot]

Moving right along.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Secretary: Mattel is on like 1 Vince.

Vince: Fuck

[Poit]

Upon returning from the second commercial break, we're shown what happened during the first commercial break.

This has been edited really oddly.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

A week before the PPV put the tag team titles on the line? Why not have it at the PPV?

[Jura]

Axback

[Cool King]

RybAxel!

Would love to see those guys win tonight.

[road doggy dogg]

USOOOOOOOOO

[Savio]

And <s>"Big Bubba"</s> Buck Zumhofe will sit on his lap.

[Droford]

A week btefore the PPV put the tag team titles on the line? Why not have it at the PPV?
Set up rematch contested under some sort of extreme rules

[Cool King]

A week before the PPV put the tag team titles on the line? Why not have it at the PPV?

It'll most likely lead to it being on the PPV.

Tonight will probably be some sort of countout, DQ or whatever.

[el bobbo]

"Children of the Corn" is trending on Twitter.

[ron the dial]

you can claim to have won my crown, savior, but you stay the hell away from buck zumhofe material. you can't handle it.

[ClockShot]

Uh oh. Uso down.

[Corndad]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmWT4bbCYAApcUu.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

commercial for Jack "24" Bauer on Fox, airing on USA. how does this stuff owrk

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wooo 24 Commercial.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

commercial for Jack "24" Bauer on Fox, airing on USA. how does this stuff owrk

Money.

Fox doesn't compete with USA anyways. One is cable and the other isn't.

[road doggy dogg]

Modern Family is on USA? what. I thought it was ABC. I've been spoiled not having to watch commercials for so long

[ron the dial]

24 can suck my ass

[Tom Guycott]

Did he just say Jimmy Valliant?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Modern Family is on USA? what. I thought it was ABC. I've been spoiled not having to watch commercials for so long

Syndicated re-runs.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did he just say Jimmy Valliant?

Jimmy Valiantly..fights on.

[owenbrown]

Modern Family is on USA? what. I thought it was ABC. I've been spoiled not having to watch commercials for so long

syndication.... first run episodes/current season repeats are still on ABC

[ClockShot]

All that drama, for nothing.

[Cool King]

Damn.

Nice finish though.

[ron the dial]

damn a clean win for the usos. wanted some #HotTeenDrama.

[Savio]

Thought Ryback was legal

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Awesome finish.

[Cool King]

Oh yeah, Hugh Jackman is on Raw tonight.

Completely forgot about that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Usos vs RybAxel was good.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Thought Ryback was legal

Nope. He tagged in Axel after almost losing by the reversal.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Although I always forget who the legal man is usually. I'd be the worst ref ever.

[Tom Guycott]

I like Henning* actually hit a pinning Perfect Plex, instead of making it just a random midmatch suplex.

[ClockShot]

Russell Brand next week.

Betcha Bo Dallas is back the week after.

[road doggy dogg]

Kane Koming Outta nowhere!

[ron the dial]

lol @ the horror movie screeches for kane showing up

[road doggy dogg]

so I've been lax watching Raw, how are they explaining the "Corporate Kane -> campy horror movie Kane" transition? I donut understand

[ron the dial]

YOU....BATHTURD!

[Droford]

May 19th is a Monday night this year....

[ron the dial]

so I've been lax watching Raw, how are they explaining the "Corporate Kane -> campy horror movie Kane" transition? I donut understand
stephanie basically called him a little bitch while standing in front of his mask in a display case. the rest is history.

[Cool King]

May 19th is a Monday night this year....

See No Evil 2 is released this year.

[road doggy dogg]

how is/was Larry the Cable guy a celebrity? He looks like Evan Spilchuk but not on TPWWforums.com

[road doggy dogg]

stephanie basically called him a little bitch while standing in front of his mask in a display case. the rest is history.

nice

[Cool King]

So "The Monster Kane" is all in the mask then.

Reminds me of the 1994 classic, The Mask.

[ron the dial]

lol suck it titus

[road doggy dogg]

That <s>RKO</s> Brogue Kick came outta nowhere!

[Savio]

Booo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I like Henning* actually hit a pinning Perfect Plex, instead of making it just a random midmatch suplex.

Hennig.

[Cool King]

The fuck was that?

Hopefully we see a rematch on Sunday.

[Corndad]

Well hell.

[Poit]

Well, that definitely made Titus look like a real threat.

[Cool King]

So Sandow is jobbing to Hugh Jackman tonight then.

[Droford]

Hugh Jackman should have rabies

[ClockShot]

Hugh Jackman next.


*click*

[ron the dial]

wwe network spokesman kofi kingston

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Russell Brand next week.

Betcha Bo Dallas is back the week after.

hahahah Russel Brand. :y:

[road doggy dogg]

Corporate Kofi

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[road doggy dogg]

wish they had a chick doing this Metro PCS "period" commercial just so it would be even stupider/awkward

[Cool King]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en-gb"><p>&quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a>: Now that's what's best for business, <a href="https://twitter.com/RealHughJackman">@RealHughJackman</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAW&amp;src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWE&amp;src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="http://t.co/XAINyzKAPB">http://t.co/XAINyzKAPB</a> <a href="http://t.co/qFmKxPRd4k">pic.twitter.com/qFmKxPRd4k</a>&quot; .... awesome!! HJ</p>&mdash; Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealHughJackman/statuses/460930554699866112">April 28, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[road doggy dogg]

just positive rep'd a STD post, TIME TO FIND OUT WHO I AM

[Droford]

Does this mean Kofi will replace the bellas for the "second screen experience starts now" bit on the network..

[el bobbo]

No one ever got rich in the passenger seat #Bolieve

[ron the dial]

just positive rep'd a STD post, TIME TO FIND OUT WHO I AM
was it the scrubs one? it's his best post ever. i almost repped it, too.

[Cool King]

So I guess whoever has Bo in TPWW Survivor is out.

[road doggy dogg]

why is Dolph whoring out X-Men movies

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does this mean Kofi will replace the bellas for the "second screen experience starts now" bit on the network..

Don't care as long as it stops airing when there isn't a live second screen experience.

[road doggy dogg]

was it the scrubs one? it's his best post ever. i almost repped it, too.

I got mad love for Dr. Cox

[Savio]

Hate the title of this movie

[road doggy dogg]

rofl that X-Men trailer was very "next week on Mad Men"-esque

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tyrion's in this? I'm sold.

[el bobbo]

Huge Jackman

[Cool King]

Somewhere, Zack Ryder is crying.

[ClockShot]

Is it over yet?

[Droford]

The non rabid wolverine..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jackman: "Sorry I broke your jaw bro"

[Corndad]

Ryder on Raw.

[Lock Jaw]

Jovial News Jackman

[Droford]

Oh dear

[Lock Jaw]

Megnedow

[dronepool]

Magneto lol

[Corndad]

What the hell Sandow HAHAHAHAHAHA

[el bobbo]

Oh no. It's Magneto!

[ron the dial]

poor sandow

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Sandow

[Cool King]

Haha what?

[Lock Jaw]

Intellectual Savior right there

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MAGNETO

[Tom Guycott]

So, Hugh Jackman gets a tron and entrance vid? Sweet Jesus... what the fuck Sandow? I just forgot what I was going to post now.

[Cool King]

Looks like he's wearing pyjamas.

[Crimson]

Lol poor Sandow. He's awesome

[Dark One]

Hey remember when Sandow was taken semi-seriously?

Now he's wearing pajamas and a cape.

[Poit]

Sandow: You look ridiculous!
Ziggler: You tripped on your cape when you said that.

[Cool King]

Super rad.

[ron the dial]

"you're out here acting your hair color, as per usual."
"super rad?"

[Tom Guycott]

Almost bought that hoodie, though. Got the Hordak one instead.

[el bobbo]

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140219112935/marvelmovies/images/1/10/Bolivar_Trask.png

[ron the dial]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jackman should play Bad News Barrett in Bad News Barrett the movie.

[ClockShot]

OH MY GOD, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO REVIEW A CALL ON THE FIELD?!

STUPID MLB REPLAY CHALLENGE RULE!

[Lock Jaw]

Sandow should run with the Magneto gimmick all year

[Crimson]

OK this is hilarious

[dronepool]

Uh

[ron the dial]

wow. that was. umm. yeah.

[owenbrown]

so when will Sandow be future endeavored?

[Cool King]

And now Sandow will be on worldwide news, wearing Magneto pyjamas.

[ClockShot]

Good. It's all over.

[Droford]

Where's the Hurricane

[Tom Guycott]

Bad News Jackman

[Lock Jaw]

Jackman should have been like "Hey, where's my good buddy Zack Ryder?" and both Ziggler and Sandow could have been like "Who?"

[Cool King]

Jackman should play Bad News Barrett in Bad News Barrett the movie.

Bad News Barrett should play Bad News Barrett in Bad News Barrett the movie.

Don't you remember his Oscar worthy performance in the blockbuster "Dead Man Down"?

[Mercenary]

What the fuck was that awful segment?

[Lock Jaw]

They should have done a bit where Jackman was going around backstage in a sheep mask all night.... and then when he finally had his segment with Ziggler, it would have been like this...

Ziggler: Hugh, tell me it isn't so! Tell me you aren't believing in Bray Wyatt's message!
Hugh Jackman: What? Nah, mate. I'm Australian, I just like sheep.

[Tom Guycott]

Then Ryder comes out wearing Anvil's "Who" mask.


okay, a half naked dude in a mirror supposedly saying "I'd fuck me" brings up images of the weiner tuck. What the hell, Norelco? #goodbyehorses

[Cool King]

Awesome, Swagger and Zeb.

[Lock Jaw]

I miss Cesaro as a Real American. If only for the theme and the catchphrase.

[Cool King]

I loved that "You're just jealous that I've got more hair on my back than you have on your head" from Zeb.

I legitimately "lol'd" at that when watching SmackDown.

[ron the dial]

lollllllll heyman

[ClockShot]

Hear the sirens...........hear the air raid sirens.

[Lock Jaw]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS KNOCK KNOCK JOKE!!

[Crimson]

Hahaha. Love Heyman

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hahahaha

[Mercenary]

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[Corndad]

Love Heyman.

[Cool King]

I imagined Heyman saying...

Heyman: Want to hear a joke?
Crowd: Yeah!
Heyman: Zack Ryder!

[ron the dial]

this theme gives rybaxel's theme a run for worst

[Lock Jaw]

http://eil.com/images/main/Benny+Goodman+-+King+Of+Swing+-+LP+RECORD-437542.jpg

[Dark One]

People in NXT get real themes, and Cesaro's still coming out to a Create-a-Wrestler theme from Smackdown 3.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

this theme gives rybaxel's theme a run for worst

I loved Cesaro's Dean Malenko stolen theme.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman milking the streak beating line.

Cesaro's sirens sound a bit better as part of Heyman's intro than on its own.

[Lock Jaw]

Swagger terrible haircut

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Swagger terrible haircut

Maybe he's going back to being the Biff Tannen of the WWE.

[ron the dial]

i like swagger's haircut

[ron the dial]

"you can't attack a man's mustache."

[Cool King]

Swagger terrible haircut

I was pretty distracted by his haircut during that match.

[Tom Guycott]

Hear the sirens...........hear the air raid sirens.

That song pisses me off, if only for the fact that it opens too much like Nickelback's "Photograph"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Another match they could have had at the PPV. The Real Americans didn't have much of an explosion.

[Lock Jaw]

Swagger's best look was with the shaggy hair in eyes look he had when he first started this Real American gimmick.

[Cool King]

Another match they could have had at the PPV. The Real Americans didn't have much of an explosion.

Swagger and Zeb were cheated out of a win there when Heyman used Zeb as a distraction.

Swagger and Zeb could ask for a rematch.

[Mercenary]

Another match they could have had at the PPV. The Real Americans didn't have much of an explosion.


Well they were not the Mega Powers

[Cool King]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en-gb"><p>Hanging with <a href="https://twitter.com/brawlerreal">@brawlerreal</a> backstage at <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWE&amp;src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="http://t.co/MaTuIDrTWi">pic.twitter.com/MaTuIDrTWi</a></p>&mdash; Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealHughJackman/statuses/460953624789516288">April 29, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Cool King]

I know it wasn't supposed to be, but it looked like Cody offered his hand for a handshake and Goldust decided to just be a dick and slap Cody in the stomach.

[Cool King]

JBL's barber is more important than Cody/Del Rio it seems.

[KIRA]

Whats amazing to me is that Goldust goes through the trouble of some sort o wardrobe coordination and Cody could give a shit.

[Emperor Smeat]

Whats amazing to me is that Goldust goes through the trouble of some sort o wardrobe coordination and Cody could give a shit.

Side effect of no longer being dashing or having the stache.

[Tom Guycott]

Swagger's best look was with the shaggy hair in eyes look he had when he first started this Real American gimmick.

Yeah. He was kinda unshaven, too. He looked like he really did snap and became a badass submission machine.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whats amazing to me is that Goldust goes through the trouble of some sort o wardrobe coordination and Cody could give a shit.

Eden should show up to be Cody's Sapphire.

[Tom Guycott]

JBL's barber is more important than Cody/Del Rio it seems.

And his manicurist.

[Tom Guycott]

Eden should show up to be Cody's Sapphire.

You mean Kong. A prereq for Sapphire is being a big, black woman.

[Lock Jaw]

Ravishing Rick Russian

[Cool King]

The Lovely Lana.

[ClockShot]

Feeding time for Koslov.

[Cool King]

Ravishing Rick Russian

I was thinking the same thing.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

She's Simply Ravishing OW!

[ClockShot]

Lana should call up Stacy Keibler and see if she can use her "Legs" theme.

[KIRA]

piss break time

[owenbrown]

Lana's cleavage is not very PG :shifty:

[Tom Guycott]

She keeps saying "resistance is futile". So, I'm going to just tag Rusev as The Boring Borg.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rusev is Borg.

[Droford]

piss break time

Hope you're fast pisser

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fast Forward is relevant...shit this is live.

[Mercenary]

Lana could get it

[Lock Jaw]

Dastardly heels cheating to avoid the loss....

[Lock Jaw]

Lana of Nine

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Has Xavier Woods had a match on Raw where he came down to the ring and was announced as from Angel Grove California yet?

[KIRA]

Hope you're fast pisser

lol made it.

[road doggy dogg]

after watching that I don't think I could ever boo Cena. fuck

[Tom Guycott]

Could work for him. Lana could dress as 7 of 9, and Rusev dresses like Hugh.

[Cool King]

I don't know if I should buy that RVD T-shirt or not.

[Tom Guycott]

"Does anyone get as high as Rob Van Dam?"

[Lock Jaw]

Renee Young looking good tonight with the thing in her hair

[Droford]

RVD a real American?

[Lock Jaw]

I don't know if I should buy that RVD T-shirt or not.

Please don't encourage them

[ClockShot]

Interesting. Who's Zeb gonna find?

[Tom Guycott]

Zack Ryder. Coulter is his... last resort.

[Dark One]

3.5MB in the house again.

[Lock Jaw]

Los Matadores mask reminding me of The Guardian

[ClockShot]

This match again?

[Droford]

WeeLC?

[ron the dial]

weeLC? jesus. fucking. christ.

[Innovator]

WeeLC Match. Take my money.

[KIRA]

Could work for him. Lana could dress as 7 of 9, and Rusev dresses like Hugh.

And I'd be the only one in the crowd just freaking the fuck out for that.

[Mercenary]

weelc?

[Cool King]

I'm liking Slater's attire tonight.

[Droford]

Interesting. Who's Zeb gonna find?


http://37.media.tumblr.com/a7a3885e1635b48c69e972dfaf6335ac/tumblr_mj63i6T1p41qzx70zo1_1280.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

a Step Ladder, Tables and Chairs match I guess.

[slik]

RVD to Zeb: "No thanks dude, I don't think you could manage two stoners".

[owenbrown]

WeeLC? WHAT THE FUCK?

[Lock Jaw]

WiiLC