Official Thread For Extreme Rules...

[Eklipse]

Bryan with a wrench to Kane. Vader had to enjoy that

[#1-norm-fan]

This match opened up an episode of Main Event like 2 months ago...

[KIRA]

I'm so disillusioned with wrestling right now I mean if the hair on Kanes mask is fake what else have they been lying to me about?

[slik]

There's a fine line between Raven and Dungeon of Doom.

[Lock Jaw]

I feel like they need to do something to clearly demonstrate that Kane is not a rapist.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/kUHgExI.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-extreme-rules)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No big fight in-ring announcement for the title match. Weird.

[Cool King]

The Bellas have both actually improved a whole lot in the ring since those days

I agree.

Brie more than Nikki though. From what I've noticed anyway.

[Lock Jaw]

A PPV in Chicago?

Three hours of CM Punk chants?

[Droford]

I feel like they need to do something to clearly demonstrate that Kane is not a rapist.

Bryan screams No! and he just walks away and loses by countout?

[Eklipse]

On an unrelated note...anyone wanna play some Titanfall on XB1 after the PPV? :)

[Sepholio]

Hopefully Kane's final title shot ever, too many guys languishing in the upper midcard to give us the same rotation of challengers all the time. Really hope Bryan gets a fresh feud tomorrow.

No. Not at all agreeing with that. As much time and effort Kane has put in over the years, basically being the main event jobber and putting so many people over....Kane deserves to hold that belt one more time before he hangs it up, even if only for a damn day. He has earned it.

[Droford]

A PPV in Chicago?

Three hours of CM Punk chants?

Supposedly they're going to do an angle finally about his absence to try and calm the crowd a bit..

CP Munk? Corey Graves callup?

[Eklipse]

Can anyone else hear Kane breathing heavily? It's kinda awkward.

[Cool King]

Kane sounds pretty gassed.

He's breathing really heavy.

[Droford]

Someone tell Heidenreich that little johnny is trending on twitter

[Sepholio]

LMFAO Bryan hits Kane with a floppy peice of Vinyl and Kane sells it like it actually hurt. Incredible.

[Cool King]

Daniel Bryan giving Kane one hell of a papercut with the announce table design.

[#1-norm-fan]

A Dr. Shelby run-in would save this as a main event for me.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Daniel Bryan should take the mask off, put it on himself, get the demon powers, and win by chokeslamming Kane.</font>

[Malfeitor]

On an unrelated note...anyone wanna play some Titanfall on XB1 after the PPV? :)

I was planning on doing just that.

[Sepholio]

<font color=goldenrod>Daniel Bryan should take the mask off, put it on himself, get the demon powers, and win by chokeslamming Kane.</font>

Bryan actually putting on the mask would be pretty entertaining. Completely unexpected too.

[Eklipse]

The corners of the steps are apparently very sharp

[dronepool]

Damn

[Droford]

<font color=goldenrod>Daniel Bryan should take the mask off, put it on himself, get the demon powers, and win by chokeslamming Kane.</font>

So what is this..May 19th : A New Beginning?

[Dark One]

<font color=goldenrod>Daniel Bryan should take the mask off, put it on himself, get the demon powers, and win by chokeslamming Kane.</font>

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Lp0uUX0_VEE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Dark One]

Did that truck have Ezekiel Jackson on it?

[dronepool]

The banner hurt Kane

[Eklipse]

Thanks, Kane, for fucking up the audio quality of the show.

[#1-norm-fan]

All this going backstage and whatnot. Feels very old school.

[Droford]

Why the snow shovel in may?

[Eklipse]

Who's the pussy driving the ford escort? Probably Alex Riley.

[Malfeitor]

Kane just Goldberg'd that window.

[Droford]

Kane pulling a goldberg

[#1-norm-fan]

lol is Ezekiel Jackson on the side of that bus???

[Sepholio]

and then the police pull over d bryan for operating that shit without a license.

[KIRA]

Vince IN THE ANNOUNCERS HEADSETSETS: MY GODDAMN CAR! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Fenix122]

LOL forklift ride for kane?

[Cool King]

Wow, the graphics for Here Comes The Pain are so lifelike!

[Eklipse]

Lol you don't have to have an operator license to drive a forklift.

[Droford]

Lol I thought he'd put Kane in the ice box

[#1-norm-fan]

Hit Kane in the face with the tire iron.

Take note, Zack Ryder.

[owenbrown]

is Daniel Bryan properly trained and licensed to operate a forklift?

[slik]

This is a very well-booked match, spot-wise

[Eklipse]

However, driving someone on a pallet on a forklift is very dangerous and OSHA would probably have a shit fit.

[Droford]

I assume this is Bryan's beer truck moment

[owenbrown]

BAHGAWD KING! SOMEBODY CALL OSHA!

[Droford]

He's veganing up!

[Cool King]

Lawler forgetting the rules of another match tonight.

[KIRA]

Kane tried to pull a Randy Orton with the same result

[Eklipse]

has Kane ever tapped out??

[Emperor Smeat]

Would laugh if the Spanish table ends up being the only table not destroyed tonight.

[GD]

Whoa! I went out after the Cena - Wyatt match. What did I miss?

[KIRA]

Wait PG they can't

[Malfeitor]

FLAMING TABLE!

[Eklipse]

Aaaand Network freezes as Kane is setting up the table...

[Cool King]

The WWE crew cost Kane the title.

[#1-norm-fan]

has Kane ever tapped out??

He's tapped quite a few times.

Pretty sure he's even tapped to Bryan.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Bryan just won another main event. I guess they're putting the depush off for a bit.

[Droford]

Inferno match coming

[slik]

That was a fun main-event match

[KIRA]

Hey that fire extinguisher guy cheated for Bryan

[Swiss Ultimate]

lol

[Savio]

see the fire extinguiser?

[Malfeitor]

Better than I thought it would be.

[Cool King]

It was an alright match.

Didn't really "feel" like a main event though. :-\

[Droford]

Kanes lucky his wig didn't catch fire

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure if it was a botch fall or not enough gasoline but almost nothing went out when Kane went through the table.


Hey that fire extinguisher guy cheated for Bryan

:lol:

[Heisenberg]

Someone got put through a flaming table, very fuckin awesome. Good shit

[KaosDarksol]

Don't think there will be a better flaming table spot hen edge and mick foley

[Crimson]

It was an alright match.

Didn't really "feel" like a main event though. :-\

Felt like a RAW main event

[Dark One]

I'm a big fan of Bryan, but they definitely should have closed with Shield/Evolution.

[Droford]

Lol press conferences?

[poopfromweiner dude]

I've really missed Kane lighting things on fire

10/10

[slik]

Overall, it was a good ppv

[Lock Jaw]

That table spot was pretty awkward. Saw the dude running up with the fire extinguisher as Kane was just pulling out the table.... then saw a shot of the gas cans under the ring before he grabbed them.....

Then they spray him immediately with the extinguishers because they were already clutching them at the ready to go.

[Jura]

There was 16 mins still left.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is that ending their way of hinting at a rematch next month?

Hopefully their smart enough to put a more "big fight" match on last if that's the case.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/llqDNxY.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-extreme-rules)

EEEEEXXXXXXXTTTTTRRRRREEEEEEEMMMMEEEEE

[dronepool]

Good match, good PPV

[Droford]

Solid PPV, the only real dud of a match was Rusev winning and it wasn't a complete squash

[#1-norm-fan]

There was 16 mins still left.

PPVs have always ended early. Usually a decent amount early.

[rockman725]

It looked weird because there was more lighter fluid on the edges of the table and very little in the middle where Kane fell. Probably done strategically though

[slik]

I hope this starts a new tradition where the loser of the main event has his music played for no reason to end the show.

[#1-norm-fan]

"A slight case of the measels"?

Jesus, stop trying to be useful, Alex Riley.

[slik]

Dr Shelby's at home crying right now...

[Lock Jaw]

It looked weird because there was more lighter fluid on the edges of the table and very little in the middle where Kane fell. Probably done strategically though

But where did the lighter fluid come from?

[KIRA]

http://i.imgur.com/llqDNxY.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-extreme-rules)

EEEEEXXXXXXXTTTTTRRRRREEEEEEEMMMMEEEEE

Have you felt a paper-cut it's no laughing matter stings when you get one and stings worse when healing no thank you Bryan was going too far.

[Droford]

Press Conference time

[Lock Jaw]

Is this press-conference thing the norm for these post-shows? Seem pretty ridiculous.

[Droford]

Kane has to crash this press conference

[BigCrippyZ]

Who are these reporters and what press outlets are they from?

[Corndad]

Bryan talking about the He's Gonna Kick Your Head in Chants from ROH on the post show lol

[slik]

Brie Bella on a pole match at PAYBACK

[#1-norm-fan]

I would fucking go nuts if Bray Wyatt takes the title off of Daniel Bryan.

Do it, WWE.

[Droford]

Bryan knows how to drive forklifts

[Corndad]

I'm a big fan of Bryan, but they definitely should have closed with Shield/Evolution.

[Lock Jaw]

Who are these reporters and what press outlets are they from?

All from WWE.com

[#1-norm-fan]

"My body feels horrible. Hehehehe!"

Jesus Christ, Bryan. Really?

[Droford]

I would fucking go nuts if Bray Wyatt takes the title off of Daniel Bryan.

Do it, WWE.
He should win Money in the Bank

[BigCrippyZ]

All from WWE.com

Good to know. :yes: :lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

This is awkward.

[Droford]

Who are these reporters and what press outlets are they from?
One of them might have been from the Slam City Gazette or the Parts Unknown Free Press

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot to mention this, but during that match, after Daniel Bryan hit a tornado DDT on Kane from the announce table...... the random thought popped into my head about how much I would have loved to see Christian in this spot a few years ago.... the underdog rebel who is going against the authority that doesn't want him as champ..... overcoming odds....

[BigCrippyZ]

Josh Matthews now referring to Kane as The Demon Kane almost every time.

[Lock Jaw]

How long are these post-shows?

[BigCrippyZ]

How long are these post-shows?

15-30 mins tops

[Emperor Smeat]

Around 30 minutes or so. Same like the RAW post shows.

[Corndad]

Little Johnny!

[Lock Jaw]

Around 30 minutes or so. Same like the RAW post shows.

Never seen one.

[Corndad]

Bray at the Conference now. This just got amazing didn't it. LOL

[Droford]

They didn't do a post show for WM on the network

[Lock Jaw]

CREEPY CONFERENCE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

There was 16 mins still left.

Have you watched a PPV in the last 20 years? They usually end 10:45-10:50.

[Lock Jaw]

Meh. Tuning out of this post-show.

Time to watch some Game of Thrones.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They didn't do a post show for WM on the network

Nope because they did a 2 hour pre-show along with the WrestleMania weekend stuff. They did enough.

[Corndad]

Sheild going in on Evolution. This conference seems part Shoot. I may be in minority but kinda like it. I'm sure as PPVs are on the Network more will evolve as well.

[BigCrippyZ]

I have nothing but respect for you, and very little of that. :lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I like these press conferences. Makes it seem like a more legitimate sport.

[BigCrippyZ]

I like these press conferences. Makes it seem like a more legitimate sport.

Agreed. I think some folks will obviously be better at them and these could definitely get better over time. Hopefully, it's something they'll keep doing and working on. :yes:

[Frank Drebin]

Kiss Demon, Kane.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Big E is being an asshole hahaha

[dronepool]

That was the best mic work Big E did, lol.

[Vastardikai]

Allegedly, the kid was the same one from the Play60 commercial with Cam Newton.

If so, he's the SECOND member of his family to appear on WWE television. Guess the first.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jamison/02.jpg

[Droford]

Allegedly, the kid was the same one from the Play60 commercial with Cam Newton.

If so, he's the SECOND member of his family to appear on WWE television. Guess the first.

Damnit, now I'm imagining the kid cutting the same promo on Cena from that NFL commercial.
KID: “And make the WWE Universe forget about you?

Cena: “What?”

KID: “And become your mom’s favorite wrestler?”

[el bobbo]

Good PPV. Good Mad Men. Hopefully some good Game of Thrones when I can torrent it tomorrow.

The stream on the WWE Network was pretty bad tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The Spanish Announce Table SURVIVES!! <a href="http://t.co/wpksfNwn60">pic.twitter.com/wpksfNwn60</a></p>&mdash; Ricardo Rodriguez (@RRWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/RRWWE/statuses/463149198108803072">May 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Good PPV. Good Mad Men. Hopefully some good Game of Thrones when I can torrent it tomorrow.

The stream on the WWE Network was pretty bad tonight.

Zero issues on Roku. What do you stream with?

[el bobbo]

Zero issues on Roku. What do you stream with?

PS3

[Droford]

I never have any issues on my roku with the live stream. The catalog stuff is another story. It can't go more than a couple minutes without loading.

[Curd]

One of them might have been from the Slam City Gazette or the Parts Unknown Free Press

I heard hard times in the publishing industry are forcing them to merge. :|

[screech]

PS3

I hardly had any issues on PS3, maybe 2 or 3 hiccups.

Loved this PPV. I was really looking forward to the event and it delivered 100% for me.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

PS3

Only have heard of major issues with the 360. Weird.

[Curd]

She lookalikeaman

"Time for boner city."

[Curd]

Paige's secret weakness is her Adam's apple. ;)

[Curd]

This match annoyed me from a commentating perspective. "Big E" is the worst name ever. Why can't they just call him Langston. Sounds mad awkward.

Also, how many times can they possible say that annoying "this is gonna mean bad news for ____!" line

Big E should team with 'Big W. Twins' Chad and Tank Toland to form 'WWE'! :rofl::lol::):|:nono:...:p;)

[el bobbo]

Only have heard of major issues with the 360. Weird.

My Netflix is acting up now too, so I'll chock it up to my connection.

[Curd]

Putin will be pleased.

This was like Ivan Drago vs. Apollo Creed and a friend, but without James Brown performing "Living in America" or anyone dying.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/mlIbMmu.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-extreme-rules)

Rowan's like "Aw man, I wanna flip something... should I flip this chair? .... Naw, better not"

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/YqlqHPj.png

:heart:

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/YcA4rWA.jpg

[Vastardikai]

http://i.imgur.com/YqlqHPj.png



Renee: Could at least ONE of you have bothered to put on pants, today?

[#1-norm-fan]

http://i.imgur.com/YcA4rWA.jpg

So much cool stuff going on in this picture. JBL just sitting back on his laptop... Cena hanging out talking with The Wyatt Family... A midget... being a midget...

[Vastardikai]

But... why is Harper so much farther away from Rowan and Wyatt?

[Jura]

Maybe they smell.

[erickman]

Someone tell Heidenreich that little johnny is trending on twitter

wonder if they will bring heidenreich back for a 1 or 2 shot deal talking about little johnny that would be cool

[Cool King]

I've noticed that a lot of "news" websites are going with a headline that makes it sound like Vladimir Putin himself was at Extreme Rules.

[Cool King]

I just want to mention again how much I love that the WWE are using the anti-Russia/anti-Putin mood to get some great heat.

[Cool King]

http://i0.wp.com/topekasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Ioe3KfF.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://i.imgur.com/YqlqHPj.png

:heart:

These guys screaming is pretty creepy. Renee looks creeped out.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This was like Ivan Drago vs. Apollo Creed and a friend, but without James Brown performing "Living in America" or anyone dying.

<img id="irc_mi" src="http://catch-americain.wifeo.com/images/c/con/consequences-creed02.jpg" class="irc_mut" width="196" height="393" style="margin-top: 0px;">

[erickman]

yep good ole days when he was apollo in tna

[Swiss Ultimate]

Why she's garbage. When she was champion her sister was the person who got the deciding fall. Nikki won the title for her.

BECAUSE, her husband is the World Champ. Her husband is an important part of the WWE. That's why.

None of the Diva matches matter ultimately because they're never going to main event a PPV or star in a major motion picture that doesn't involve pornography. They're a side-show like midget wrestling only less sexy.

Put the belt on a valet or girlfriend of a wrestler and have them wrestle at PPVs in matches meant to be spectacles.

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://i.imgur.com/YqlqHPj.png

:heart:

Why the hell is Batista impersonating Mason Ryan?

[Vastardikai]

http://i.imgur.com/YqlqHPj.png

There was much controversy when Renee declared Triple H the winner of the "Best Tattoo Sleeve" contest.

[Jura]

"All in for running a train on Renee"

[Curd]

BECAUSE, her husband is the World Champ. Her husband is an important part of the WWE. That's why.

None of the Diva matches matter ultimately because they're never going to main event a PPV or star in a major motion picture that doesn't involve pornography. They're a side-show like midget wrestling only less sexy.

Put the belt on a valet or girlfriend of a wrestler and have them wrestle at PPVs in matches meant to be spectacles.

Correct. The last time a Divas match main evented Raw (Micki James vs. Trish Stratus in late 2004), Chris Jericho QUIT WRESTLING. :-\

TNA is trying to elevate Dixie as a heel by getting her to push Bully Ray through tables, but Standards & Practices won't allow the payback fans are craving, that Bully Ray put Dixie through a table or several.

Anarchy Championship Wrestling has a solid mix of competitive, somewhat brutal intergender matches, but they're not attracting a large following by any means. WWE does mainstream women's wrestling the best. SHINE and Joshi do niche women's wrestling the best. 'Nuff said! :)

[Jura]

eXtreme Divas

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[Jura]

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[Vastardikai]

http://oi58.tinypic.com/2nvuexl.jpg

Did she grab it too high?

[Cool King]

Both of them look like dudes in those pictures.

Well, their faces anyway.

[Cool King]

http://oi61.tinypic.com/2zemgk9.jpg

Especially in that picture.

[#1-norm-fan]

She looks a little like Sinn Bohdi AKA Kizarny...

http://www.gonzogeek.com/Portals/0/Images/Sinn-Bodhi.JPG

Is it just me?

It might be just me.

[Heisenberg]

You think Eva Marie eats her own poo?

[VSG]

I would hope not, for her sake.