Official Thread For Extreme Rules...

[Theo Dious]

...which I probably won't be seeing because my sister-in-law is about to have a baby. How inconsiderate.

So, discuss the PPV with the boring main event designed to build Daniel Bryan's credibility against the monster Kane a la Chris Benoit in 2004.

[ron the dial]

#TripleMainEvent

[owenbrown]

The official start a WWE Pay Per View thread 9 and a half hours before the event thread :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

Yes, I know I'm awesome, you don't have to remind me.

[Theo Dious]

So, does Evolution go over to facilitate the Shield's breakup or does the Shield go over and remain relevant throughout the summer?

[ron the dial]

i feel like it has to be shield going over. there's more to gain from that right now than breaking them up just yet. i feel like that should be something that happens around rumble time maybe.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So, does Evolution go over to facilitate the Shield's breakup or does the Shield go over and remain relevant throughout the summer?

Shield wins; post-match, Reigns spears Ambrose and Rollins after having scored the pinfall on Batista. Tomorrow night on RAW, Evolution sans Batista, introduces the newest member of the group, Roman Reigns. Reigns comes out, says he did what he had to in order to adapt and evolve and talks for another few minutes solidifying the heel turn.

At least, that's how I'd book it.

[Theo Dious]

Interesting. I'd be behind it just because it goes against the expected notion of Reigns turning face against the other two. Either way Reigns really needs to win next year's Rumble.

[Savio]

I feel Shield, because Batista will be leaving for a bit after this PPV

[Theo Dious]

Also, if Batista takes the fall, he can get booted out of Evolution for fucking up yet again after tapping at Wrestlemania.

[road doggy dogg]

yeah isn't Batista gonzo after tonight? I can't imagine any scenario where Evolution goes over tonight

[Brigstocke]

Stolen win for Evolution but Shield revenge standing tall after the match. (Injuring Batista in the process)

[Emperor Smeat]

yeah isn't Batista gonzo after tonight? I can't imagine any scenario where Evolution goes over tonight

Ambrose or Rollins turning on the Shield but might be too early for that to happen.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does anybody else scream Forever like Funk did when they show the introduction?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sheamus on the kickoff fella.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What is Sheamus saying "wheres the crack"?

[Dukelorange]

I need a stream link please....

[Cool King]

Putting the kick-off exclusively on the WWE Network is pretty much a big "Fuck You", to everyone outside of America.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Check your rep since you Canadian Psych lover you.

[Heisenberg]

I hope all the performers do well tonight and make it a safe viewing environment, god bless

Rift It Forward

[Fenix122]

Wooow WeeBL

[#1-norm-fan]

The Shield really needs to win tonight. They got over by being dominant. They just turned face and got a "second wind" after the tease of the split. Don't kill the momentum now.

[Lock Jaw]

MIDGETS EVERYWHERE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

My brother "Game Of Thrones is already on?"

[#1-norm-fan]

Hah! Micro Cole. I'd take this on the PPV over random Raw-feeling handicap squash.

[Heisenberg]

we have all your money, so fuck off Midget match!! I love it maggal

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if Tyrion Lannister will do a run-in

[#1-norm-fan]

A bunch of midgets making corny jokes. Jerry Lawler has his notepad out.

[Corndad]

Oh. my. God.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They are in the post WrestleMania 29 arena for this PPV.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I wonder if Tyrion Lannister will do a run-in

He is from Jersey.

[Poit]

I just got home.

I suddenly have no words.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: "we want tables" chant

[Dark One]

What the fuck am I watching?

[Heisenberg]

I wonder if Tyrion Lannister will do a run-in

we have a special thing going in the TPWW GoT thread, I have managed to have fellow posters describing their experience via wrestling talk.

I'm pretty sure Dinklage would go over well in this match

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Fuck the majority of you. This is awesome.

[Poit]

:lol: @ the announcer saying "Mackle"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The crowd is eating this up.

[Poit]

They cut to commercial right after Hornswoggle's powerbomb, to make sure a "Better than Batista" chant doesn't get on the air.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Aww :( commercial.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This should be the main event of the actual PPV.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddamn commercial break.

[dronepool]

Is it me or is this bad?

[Heisenberg]

It would be pretty sweet if CM Punk came back and joined Evolution, I think the dude is gonna be out for a bit, but yeah. I could see him doing that.

[Lock Jaw]

Need to bump that "Match of the Year" nominations thread after this match

[Schlomey]

thank god for the commercial break and the fact that this match landed on the pre show


oh btw i'm here for the show :)

[dronepool]

I mean the mini announcers are fuckin up, Horns was afraid to jump and the bull layed down again..

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Shut the fuck up regular announcers. Let the little announcers talk. It's an improvement.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hahahaha Savage/Steamboat

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He does that better than Mojo Rawley.

[Lock Jaw]

Better than RVD

[#1-norm-fan]

Well this is certainly the best midget match I've ever seen.

[Schlomey]

best table spot in a while ?

[Dark One]

Hornswoggle is the new band leader, I guess.

[KaosDarksol]

it's not even over but weelc for match of the year

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit and this is awesome chants.

[Poit]

Mini JBL looks terribly awkward.

[Cool King]

Finally managed to find a stream of this.

This is great. :lol:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LMFAO @ Slater bumping through the stacked up mini-tables.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Chair head shot!

[Poit]

Holy shit.

[Schlomey]

ok i'm on board now..that spot was awesome.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

holy fucking shit.

[#1-norm-fan]

... This match is kinda awesome, guys. lol

[Fenix122]

Lol they get wwe network for half off...

[KaosDarksol]

unprotected chair shot from torito

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

jesus christ.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. McIntyre's look of "I know this is gonna end badly" before he went for that move was great.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Wrestling has officially hit its peak. Time to shut everything down and go home.</font>

[Dark One]

I have no words.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

H-OLE-Y SHIT!

[Eklipse]

Wee LC was better than any match at WrestleMania. Fact.

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddamn, that should have been on the PPV.

[Lock Jaw]

FEAR THE BULL!!!

THE LEGEND LIVES!!!

[Malfeitor]

Legit laughed at the commentary. So good.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE going all out with mini versions of everything made this great in the end.

[Droford]

Bigg Hoss

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Three Way Dance tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Great match but boo at it not being a grabbed object match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Should have been for Hornswoggles cruiserweight title bringing it back.

[Eklipse]

So do ppv's only come on the Network now?

[Eklipse]

Sheamus has that "fuck this shit" look on his face. LMAO

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So do ppv's only come on the Network now?

Not sure I think they are just advertising like that because enough providers have dropped it and they want people to buy the network.

[Droford]

The Extreme Rules logo is the worst logo for a PPV I can remember

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sheamus: I hope they sell guiness here cause im drinking tonight fella.

[Eklipse]

The WWE logo is the worst logo for Wrestling I can remember


Fixed

[Lock Jaw]

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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'm still blown away by how amazing that was. I get the feeling WWE have been wanted to get that out of their system since the Smackdown Junior division.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pretty stacked card tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

I've had it up to here with your "Ruuuulllleeesss"

[Eklipse]

I think Bray Wyatt vs John Cena was the best match at 'Mania, honestly. Maybe Bryan vs HHH...but...yeah. Should be good shit tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

So what main events the show tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

Terrible way to open the actual PPV

[Eklipse]

So what main events the show tonight?

Bryan vs Kane

[Cool King]

So what main events the show tonight?

I think it'll be The Shield/Evolution.

[GD]

Triple Threat for nothing.

[dronepool]

3-Way Dance

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Solid choice for the opener. Three way dance!

[GD]

Lilian Garcia doing the introductions :?:

[Eklipse]

In all honesty, RVD has been stale for a long time. Also, how can he pass a WWE drug test???

[Droford]

Swagger should just be called Bigg Hoss

[Cool King]

Looks like Swagger stole Cesaro's old jacket and just slapped an American Flag on it.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm kinda looking forward to this match. I miss triple threat matches that actually have some kind of background instead of a title or just a lazy #1 contenders stip.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

In all honesty, RVD has been stale for a long time. Also, how can he pass a WWE drug test???

Weed is only a fine for the offender in the WWE.

[Dark One]

MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR...

[GD]

I want a "My client BROCK LESNAR conquered the streak!" t-shirt.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:D

[Eklipse]

Weed is only a fine for the offender in the WWE.

I wonder how much the fine actually is. Sounds like smoking would be kinda costly...

[Lock Jaw]

Keep expecting the siren to lead into the old RAW theme with the siren

[#1-norm-fan]

Hah! Heyman teasing a face promo.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman

[GD]

I wonder if Slicky likes Cesaro's new theme

[Eklipse]

Late 90's Jericho called Cesaro...he wants his jacket back.

[Eklipse]

Digging Swagger's attire though.

[Lock Jaw]

Cool, my streams are deceased

[Lock Jaw]

Got a very laggy one working now

[Eklipse]

Why is RVD even in this match? This would be better as a 1 on 1 honestly. I guess since it's extreme rules RVD has to be there.

[Lock Jaw]

Got a good one. It is a few seconds behind the other one, though.

[KaosDarksol]

I want a "My client BROCK LESNAR conquered the streak!" t-shirt.

Tapordietees.com it's not official and you are buying it from a dead wrestler but it's there.

[Lock Jaw]

Why is RVD even in this match? This would be better as a 1 on 1 honestly. I guess since it's extreme rules RVD has to be there.

Better question is why is RVD even in the WWE?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Scott Borat lol

[Lock Jaw]

Damn. Can't make this stream full-screen.

[Eklipse]

Better question is why is RVD even in the WWE?

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.

[RVDmark]

Cool, my streams are deceased

Check your rep.

[Cool King]

The way the commentators are talking, I get the feeling that they've forgotten that it's elimination rules.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's an elimination match King.

[Droford]

I thought this was elimination rules

[GD]

lol...what? I did not realize that this was a three way dance. Cool.

[Malfeitor]

Damn the announce team not knowing it's an elimination match.

[Eklipse]

The way the commentators are talking, I get the feeling that they've forgotten that it's elimination rules.

They did! LMFAO!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hahah wtf

[Cool King]

Poor Swagger.

[owenbrown]

fuck the announce team

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

rolling side suplexes.

[KaosDarksol]

Shows the announcers don't listen when they don't realize it's an elimination match

[Eklipse]

Vintage Michael Cole.

[dronepool]

Swiss Superman vs Stoned Spider-Man

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

looked like he broke Van Dam's neck.

[KaosDarksol]

Too be fair it was originally a regular triple threat but you gotta think hey were getting yelled at through their headsets for that

[#1-norm-fan]

Why is RVD even in this match? This would be better as a 1 on 1 honestly. I guess since it's extreme rules RVD has to be there.

Because a heel vs heel match wouldn't draw as much interest. Especially when you know one of them has 0 chance of winning.

Also, RVD is a legend.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Too be fair it was originally a regular triple threat but you gotta think hey were getting yelled at through their headsets for that

it was announced as a triple threat elimination match from the start when it was announced on the wwe app after Raw.

[Droford]

Oh.. I saw the monitor under the ring

[Savio]

first weapon of the night?

[dronepool]

YES!!

[Eklipse]

Because a heel vs heel match wouldn't draw as much interest. Especially when you know one of them has 0 chance of winning.

Also, RVD is a legend.

Cesaro is a heel? I couldn't tell by the way the crowd constantly cheers for him.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh.. I saw the monitor under the ring

the ones from the weelc match?

[GD]

Cesaro's new theme is pathetic.

[dronepool]

Blood!

[Droford]

Neutralizer on the can

Hmm...

[Lock Jaw]

Hopefully RVD is done now

[Cool King]

Looks like RVD's face got most of that trash can from his Five Star Frog Splash.

Mostly around his left eye. It's bleeding.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Any TPWWers at the PPV? Anybody hear from Xero anymore?

[Eklipse]

I dont think the can was supposed to tear like that...

[Eklipse]

Any TPWWers at the PPV? Anybody hear from Xero anymore?

I think Schlomey said something about being there.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cesaro's new theme is pathetic.

It's fine.

[Eklipse]

I'd lick Stephanie's butthole. Seriously.

[GD]

pregnancy :rofl:

[Cool King]

Blood AND bad language!?

The Attitude Era is back guyz!!!!111

[Fenix122]

BOLIEVE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Team Hell EXPLODES tonight!

[Lock Jaw]

Really hope Dr. Shelby makes a run-in during the main event

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS! :y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

She's simply ravishing OW!

[GD]

:lol: Vladmir Putin

[Fenix122]

MMMMMMMmmmmmmm.....Lana :drool:

[KIRA]

Even her music her music is better than Rusev's

[Poit]

OK, even I can recognize that damn, that's a nice ass.

[Droford]

Putin! Lol

[Cool King]

Hahah, I love them using what's going on with Russia to get more heat. :lol:

Lana is great.

[Lock Jaw]

Vladimir Putin run-in

[Dark One]

I will be stunned if this match lasts longer than two minutes.

[Lock Jaw]

PEOPLE OVER THERE, WHAT'S UP?

[Cool King]

No more Bulgarian Brute then?

So what is he now? The Russian Rogue?

[Lock Jaw]

IF YOU FEEL ME, STAND UP AND SAY WHAT'S UP?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Putin' it in dat ass.

[Eklipse]

network just shit out on me...

[Cool King]

We ALL want Lana.

[Malfeitor]

Still going strong for me.

[Lock Jaw]

WE WANT LANA

[Droford]

Can't wait for Cena vs Rusev

[Malfeitor]

Holy shit!

[Malfeitor]

Homeboy has some agility.

[KaosDarksol]

I never expected this much offense from truth

[rockman725]

We ALL want Lana.

Not bad, but Jenn Sterger is sexier IMO.

[Cool King]

Putin will be pleased.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crowd pops for cleavage shot.

[Eklipse]

Wasn't R-Truth in a main event once? Haha!

[KaosDarksol]

Can't wait for Cena vs Rusev

Well it's good they didn't start with that feud because he would have had nowhere to go but down

[KIRA]

Vince is senile if he really thinks this dude will get over

[Poit]

And that's how you give Xavier Woods time off to finish his dissertation.

[Lock Jaw]

Alexander Rusev looks like a Killer Tomato

[Cool King]

I hope they don't ruin Rusev and Lana by making them become an item in the future.

That would just be weird.

[Lock Jaw]

I still find it weird how they called Xavier Woods up from NXT to be a jobber.

[Cool King]

Those are some ugly T-Shirts.

[GD]

Holy Shit! Renee looks so tiny in front of Evolution :eek:

[KaosDarksol]

Bald guy kinda reminded me of ryback

[KIRA]

Batista looks smaller than Orton maybe its just their placement.

[Eklipse]

That special girl is kinda hot....

[GD]

Wasn't R-Truth in a main event once? Haha!

He wrestled John Cena for the WWE Championship in the main event of Capitol Punishment pay-per-view.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Their shirt literally screams they are over the hill fossils.

[Lock Jaw]

Massive Eagles

[Savio]

ugly shirts

[Cool King]

Woop, it's now time for Barrett to become champion.

[Fenix122]

Big E....I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!

[Lock Jaw]

Renee so great just looking around there at the end

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS BIG E!

[Droford]

Bad News Everyone!

[Savio]

Renee should have stuck her fist out too

[KaosDarksol]

Let's go Barrett. This would be the match that I'm most interested in.

[KIRA]

Bad News Barrett is officially my source for world news updates

[Eklipse]

If Langston wins we riot!

[Emperor Smeat]

I still find it weird how they called Xavier Woods up from NXT to be a jobber.

Yeah, should have just kept him in NXT and let him finish his school stuff before the call up.

[Cool King]

And the crowd goes mild for Big E <s>Langston</s>.

[GD]

Batista looks smaller than Orton maybe its just their placement.

I believe I posted a screencrap where Orton looked taller than Batista (after they destroyed the Usos on the RAW after Mania). It's strange.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Renee so great just looking around there at the end

Can we have some decorum and not have every comment about Renee being hot. At least one out of five comments needs to be about her being the best interviewer since Mean Gene.

[GD]

Wade Barrett will unify the lineal championship with the Intercontinental Championship tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Crazy how little they have done with Big E... gave him the title and then... pretty much ended his push with getting the title.

[Eklipse]

Apparantley Big E JUST left the gym.

[Lock Jaw]

Can we have some decorum and not have every comment about Renee being hot. At least one out of five comments needs to be about her being the best interviewer since Mean Gene.

But that is what I was saying.... her facial expressions, just looking back and forth to the guys... was great....

[Lock Jaw]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This arena/crowd popped heavy for Wade last year when he regained the IC Championship. Will history repeat itself?

[road doggy dogg]

damn I was busy rifting it forward and almost forgot to watch. Tuning in on THE NETWORK now, what did I miss????

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FOLEY ELBOW!

[Lock Jaw]

Cactus Barrett

[Eklipse]

damn I was busy rifting it forward and almost forgot to watch. Tuning in on THE NETWORK now, what did I miss????

WeeLC...Match of the year candidate.

[road doggy dogg]

Oh good so all I missed was that abomination? Was the match actually tolerable or are you just being an internet person and being super sarcastic

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

damn I was busy rifting it forward and almost forgot to watch. Tuning in on THE NETWORK now, what did I miss????

Cesaro over RVD and Swagger.

[Emperor Smeat]

damn I was busy rifting it forward and almost forgot to watch. Tuning in on THE NETWORK now, what did I miss????

El Torito won the WeeLC match

Cesaro won the Triple Threat Elimination match.

Rusev won the squash handicap match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh good so all I missed was that abomination? Was the match actually tolerable or are you just being an internet person and being super sarcastic

No. It was awesome and the crowd ate it up too. Loud this is awesome chant was given.

[Eklipse]

Oh good so all I missed was that abomination? Was the match actually tolerable or are you just being an internet person and being super sarcastic

It wasn't just tolerable. It was surprisingly good, actually. Like I said...better than any match at 'Mania.

[GD]

I am assuming that the wrestling forum doesn't know about the lineal championship.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I am assuming that the wrestling forum doesn't know about the lineal championship.

No, we just don't give a shit about it is all. Winning non-title matches doesn't mean anything. Just a huge waste of time for that guy to do it.

[Dark One]

Of course New Jersey loves Bad News. That's all they get. They live in New Jersey.

[Eklipse]

Big E with a suicide corkscrew ploncha.

[GD]

No, we just don't give a shit about it is all. Winning non-title matches doesn't mean anything. Just a huge waste of time for that guy to do it.

You are so wrong.

[Droford]

Do a Barrett roll

[Cool King]

Yessss!

[road doggy dogg]

Hmmm maybe I will rewind and watch the match after the PPV ends then

[GD]

Fuck yeah! Barrett is the new Intercontinental Champion! There is no way, they don't know about the lineal championship. This is awesome :yes:

[Malfeitor]

BNB!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Barrett</font> :love:

[KaosDarksol]

Bullhammer the new rko

[road doggy dogg]

This match annoyed me from a commentating perspective. "Big E" is the worst name ever. Why can't they just call him Langston. Sounds mad awkward.

Also, how many times can they possible say that annoying "this is gonna mean bad news for ____!" line

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Barrett.

[KaosDarksol]

Do a Barrett roll

That's what I called the wasteland before it was given an official name

[Eklipse]

The lack of extreme rules matches is disappointing so far...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JR I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you

the heel won clean.

[Lock Jaw]

Whoa ohhh oh oh whoaaaaaaaaa

[Malfeitor]

Already? Nice.

[Eklipse]

Is this guy gonna be a new member of 3MB?