Official RAW Thread 5/12/2014 - *insert catchy subtitle here*

[owenbrown]

Bray Wyatt vs John Cena in a Last Man Standing match....

Odds on duct tape being involved?!

97.3%

[Innovator]

I wonder how Orton feels about Triple H wearing pants

[Tom Guycott]

I'm sure I'll be dismissed as crazy bbut Beardtista looks kinda like Santino.

[Dark One]

Come on Lil Naitch, get your shit together.

[KIRA]

When Seth Rollins is out of frame its time to be worried

[owenbrown]

NOW would be a good time for "No Chance in Hell" to play over the PA

[Jura]

Sure, when The Shield were heels no one stood up to them but now they are faces and half the locker room comes out.

[Dark One]

Thank God for The Shield.

[Jura]

I like the fact that either as a heel or a face, Ryback keeps getting his ass beat by The Shield.

[Lock Jaw]

With Daniel Bryan out, perfect time for CHRISTIAN to return and take his spot. :shifty:

[Emperor Smeat]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Must be a Pepsi Fan.

[Lock Jaw]

Did I mention that I loved the opening to RAW? Was like an entire show in one segment.

Usually you'd have someone say "We're coming to get you tonight" and then they'd spend the show showing shots of the parking lot waiting for the other party to arrive, or have multiple segments with the people looking for the other party backstage "Yo, where you at? Have you seen ____?" etc....

Shield are like "We're going to fight you tonight" and then we see Evolution arrive... and sure enough, there is no dilly-dallying. Happens right away.

[Droford]

DAMN IT WHEN IS BO DALLAS (RE)DEBUTING IN THE WWE?!

I read somewhere it was supposed to happen at this week's SD tapings

[Polybius]

Well that was pointless.

[Droford]

I think WWE could get away with Bryan not wrestling at Payback as long as he could go at MITB 4 weeks later. They could have some sort of #1 Contender match at Payback.

[Dark One]

I think WWE could get away with Bryan not wrestling at Payback as long as he could go at MITB 4 weeks later. They could have some sort of #1 Contender match at Payback.

That's what I was hoping for, and it worked for Punk, but I'm not sure if they'll go with that since Punk had the whole year-long reign thing going on while Bryan has a feud with Kane.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I have no clue what to make of the Daniel Bryan situation...is it a work, is it not? Because if he's really going through having neck surgery, I fear they may take the belts off him and give 'em to good ol' Vacant, but then WTF would they do for a main event at Payback? Would there be some kind of tournament perhaps, and the two finalists fight each other for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Payback?

Also, there is no way in fuck the man in Rusev's tron is Russian President Vladimir Putin. Everyone knows the guy's never been seen not shirtless.

[Shadrick]

Not sure if its mentioned in this thread, but 90% sure Reigns turns Heel at Payback and joins Evolution.

[DAMN iNATOR]

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Must be a Pepsi Fan.

I can't be sure but the liquid spilling out of the can looked more like Mt. Dew or something because I thought it looked yellow-green.

Maybe Diet Mt. Dew is still the announce teams favorite since they discovered it at WrestleMania XXX.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Not sure if its mentioned in this thread, but 90% sure Reigns turns Heel at Payback and joins Evolution.

Which would be epic and definitely needs to happen.

[ClockShot]

Got rather dull from 9:30 on. Couldn't make it to the end. :o

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It feels like WWE has been on autopilot the past few weeks. Sadly I'm not expecting it to really improve until MITB.</font>

[MrSmokeydogg7]

Bryan getting time off in the middle of a fued doesent really make sense

[Clerk]

Bryan getting time off in the middle of a fued doesent really make sense

Because Bryan isn't over anymore

[XL]

Time to bring back the Deadly Game one night tournament?

[Innovator]

Steal from the UFC and make an interim title. Champion vs. Champion at Summerslam

[Innovator]

Raw 5/12/14: Darkest Timeline

[erickman]

Huh? Quits right when she does something interesting.

yeah best thing she has done in 3 years and turns out it was a shoot, was'nt she the diva thats been there the longest, sad they never had a story line for her. maby she can join gfw.

[Heisenberg]

Steal from the UFC and make an interim title. Champion vs. Champion at Summerslam

why would they steal from a storyline absent entertainment hub?

If I am forced to watch UFC I have to make up storylines to make the whole card watchable.

Joe Duffy walked in on Brazil MMA Guy drinking his protein shake, Duffy punch, Duffy kick. That's why they are fighting this Saturday

[Poit]

DAMN IT WHEN IS BO DALLAS (RE)DEBUTING IN THE WWE?!

I heard something about him being on this week's Smackdown. Dunno if it's true though.

[Cool King]

Got around to watching Raw tonight. I didn't watch it last night as I was ill.

Just a few things:

I'm surprised that Adam Rose still hasn't had a match. I don't want to be "that guy" but it's getting to the point now that the Adam Rose gimmick is just really irritating to me now. :-\ His accent, his mannerisms, but most of all is his "party". That's not really a party. It's more like a bunch of freaks dancing. Much like what JBL said when he referenced Kurrgan and The Oddities, which I thought was pretty cool by the way.

I just get the feeling that with the party, the writers are trying a bit too hard to be "zany" and "random" with it, by having a guy in a bunny costume, a guy dressed as what I can only assume is a 1930's swimmer, a man in a fat suit, a man in a burger jacket, a man in his underwear wearing only that and a samurai's armour plate thing? I dunno, but it just seems like the writers are trying a bit too hard.

Also, where's my prize money?:

I want to know who Zeb Coulter had covered up on his Deportation List Sign

I think it was Adam Rose.

I think maybe the sign was made with all the names written on it, probably to save time or so the handwriting wasn't different or whatever, and then Adam Rose's name was covered up.

Next week, I'm expecting Zeb and Swagger to come out with that sign, but with Adam Rose's name being visible and Zeb saying that he added Rose's name after what happened last week.

On to RybAxel, I'm loving those guy every time I see them now. I love the way they act like some kind of high school bullys/jocks who think they're great but act pretty stupid with each other. It sucks that they lost to Sheamus, but Sheamus has got to get pushed some way, I guess.

As you've probably guessed, I didn't watch Paige/Fox, I skipped it, but I did catch the end of it when Alicia stole JBL's hat. The only reason I'm mentioning that is so I can say that I like Alicia and hopefully this is going somewhere seeing as she did have a mic and all, and also, Alicia's pretty hot.

Speaking of hot. Lana. I'm liking <s>Kozlov</s> Rusev more and more these days. I think that's mostly down to Lana though and her mic time, along with her proclaiming Russia to be fantastic and all that jazz. I had a feeling she'd come out when Hacksaw was in the ring and I'm looking forward to see what she has to say next week when Raw is in the UK. She mentioned England last night but that was about it really. She didn't really focus on it, obviously. I get the feeling that Rusev will suffer his first loss next week to Langston, which will then lead to a PPV match.

[Jura]

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