Official RAW Thread (5/17/04)

[Fryza]

LOL @ "Punk'd" shirt.

[Danny Electric]

there's no one better than the Rock, plain and simple...

The Hamburglar

[BasicThuganomics]

HAHA ROCK AND LILIAN!

[Loose Cannon]

what are they chanting at Coach?

[Shadow]

Wow...Coach's hair went south in a hurry.

[Dragoneyes]

that was the greatest moment ever

[BasicThuganomics]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[The Show Off]

Coach got outsmarted by a retard.

[Loose Cannon]

lmao at Eugene

[BasicThuganomics]

HAHAHA HEEL TURN!

[Loose Cannon]

LMFAO

[Wondermouse]

TRIPLE H rofl

[Dragoneyes]

lol @ eugene\

[The Show Off]

Oh no he didn't!!

[V]

triple h? wtf

[Loose Cannon]

HHH LOL

[Shadow]

hahahaha...HHH is Eugene's fav wrestler because they both like to play games.

[BasicThuganomics]

EUGENE WANTS TO JOIN EVOLUTION?

[Loose Cannon]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[6to1]

eugene knows trips runs the wwe

[Gone Mad]

Oh shit! Eugene and Rock = CLASSIC. Triple H,you have a fan BTW.

[Dragoneyes]

hide the struddle LOL

[Shadow]

Someone's been surfing this board.

[BasicThuganomics]

HAHA LILIAN LOVES THE STRUDLE!

[Loose Cannon]

OMG, this segment is CLASSIC.

[Fryza]

LOL

[The Show Off]

Three way patty cake!!!

[RedMeanie]

pissing myself. :)

[Loose Cannon]

eugene knows trips runs the wwe
:lol:

[Dragoneyes]

i like the sound of that game

[Mikey]

that was the greatest moment ever

[Fryza]

HAHAH, WHOA

[Shadow]

Who saw this happening?

[BasicThuganomics]

OH THIS IS ****ED UP! EUGENE JUST SAVED THE ROCKS CANDY ASS!

[The Show Off]

I call it Euguene peoples elbow...

[Fryza]

Spine on the Pine. :|

[Fryza]

Poor ass Rock Bottom.

[Shadow]

I wanna see the retard's elbow!

[Dragoneyes]

this is even better than rock + hurricane

[Loose Cannon]

LOL

[The Show Off]

I call it Euguene peoples elbow...

I'm the man!

[Mikey]

oh no a Eugene elbow

[Shadow]

Someone up there loves me.

[Loose Cannon]

GREATEST PEOPLE'S ELBOW EVER.

[Dragoneyes]

I wanna see the retard's elbow!
wish granted lol

[Wondermouse]

The Rock coming back just proves to me that he's 10 times better than anyone else on the mic.

[Shadow]

Orton, Bengimen, and everyone else who sucks on the mic. Take some lessons from the Rock.

[FFD]

Best segmnet ever.

[Rock Bottom]

I just had about seventy-six multiple orgasms all over my monitor.

[Danny Electric]

Orton, Bengimen, and everyone else who sucks on the mic. Take some lessons from the Rock.

Who the hell is Bengimen, I know Benjamin sucks.

[Mikey]

The Rock coming back just proves to me that he's 10 times better than anyone else on the mic.

Orton is very close

[BasicThuganomics]

That was a great segment!

[Gone Mad]

I had that feeling Rock was returning soon, just had no idea it would be this week. Great segment all around. And if this isn't the highest push for Eugene.

[Rock Bottom]

Orton is very close

You're insane, no one is even remotely close

[Loose Cannon]

I just had about seventy-six multiple orgasms all over my monitor.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rock Bottom]

I was hoping Rock would do something like that since they were in San Diego. That was awesomely executed. He has a bit of ring rust though, but Rock on my TV is good news even if it's only here and there.

[BasicThuganomics]

Orton is very close


Orton is nothing compared to the Rock on the mic dude? He's improving constantly though, but he is nowhere near the Rock's level, on the mic or in the ring even.

[Wondermouse]

I just had about seventy-six multiple orgasms all over my monitor.
LC, let Rock Bottom borrow some of your mops.

[The Show Off]

AHHH I HATE TRUTH COMMERCIALS!!!! And I don't even f*cking smoke!

AHHH I HATE YOU GOT SERVED COMMERCIALS!!! And I don't even like to f*cking dance!!

[Shadow]

Who the hell is Bengimen, I know Benjamin sucks.

Spelling and me, just don't go together sadly.

[Loose Cannon]

LC, let Rock Bottom borrow some of your mops.

I still need some right now.

[RawRocks]

I said it last week.. look for Eugene to battle Triple H somewhere down the line. The segment I believe might have planted the seed for that to possibily happen somewhere down the line. And Eugene will win thus putting Triple H lower in the card.

[BasicThuganomics]

WTF? that rebound made it seem like BRadshaw is the champ?

[Wondermouse]

Orton's great. I'd put him probably in the top 5 in mic skills.

[Danny Electric]

Spelling and me, just don't go together sadly.
:)

[Mikey]

WTF! that Smackdown rebound was misleading :rant:

[BasicThuganomics]

maven rulz!

[Loose Cannon]

MAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shadow]

Welcome back Mr. Eyebrow.

[BasicThuganomics]

I know Kane is reported to win. But I want Y2J to win!

[Mikey]

Maven!

[Gone Mad]

JERIKKKOOO! : hopefully the winner of the battle royale.

[Dragoneyes]

Since when is jericho from manhattan

[The Show Off]

All of you people say that no one is close to The Rock on the stick, just look at the man that came out right before the break and admit your wrong...

[BasicThuganomics]

LOL I hope I didn't spoil anything for everyone?

[Shadow]

According to a freind of mine from merry old england, Edge is slated to win the battle royal. He showed me a website for Bad Blood but I closed the window browser so I can't show you guys. Sorry.

[BasicThuganomics]

Y2J is a god on the mic as well show off, but I was simply saying that Orton isn't near Rocks level like someone said earlier.

[Darkone]

God bless the rock.

[Wondermouse]

*we come back, Kane, Jericho, and HHH are left in the ring*

[Shadow]

Didn't that happen during the Battle Royal for the women's title? Just seeing that amount of women during that match just left me depressed.

[BasicThuganomics]

CLICK IT!

[The Show Off]

Y2J is a god on the mic as well show off, but I was simply saying that Orton isn't near Rocks level like someone said earlier.

Indeed.

[Gone Mad]

Jericho was born in Jericho(never heard of it),New York, though I heard it somewhere but can't remember where. So you see why Chris uses the Jericho name.

[BasicThuganomics]

and back form the break we see the guy who will kick Orton's ass!!

[Shadow]

Is this going to be a 19 or 18 man battle royal?

[RawRocks]

why does the WWE run the commercials after introducing the first competitors of the main event? They do that every week.... it would be nice if they would quit that crap!


Eugene vs Triple H.. you heard it here first

[Loose Cannon]

BOWS DOWN: PART 3

[BasicThuganomics]

I wonder why Edge didn't use his Rob Zombie music when he came back? I kinda liked that...

[JeremyTB29]

Hardy and Christian are out.any replacements?.

[Loose Cannon]

**out of ammo

[Shadow]

Wow....look at everyone looking at Evolution.

[RedMeanie]

I love how everyone is facing HHH
only his boys on his side.

[BasicThuganomics]

HAHA everyone against Evolution!

[Wondermouse]

Johnny ROFL

[The Show Off]

Poor Johnny Elimination

[BasicThuganomics]

DAMNIT! I want to see Nitro in a match actually!

[Shadow]

Oh look at that. The black men are beating on Flair.

[Wondermouse]

HURRICANE LOL

[RedMeanie]

wtf

[RawRocks]

DAMN COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JeremyTB29]

LOL Rosey caught Hurricane and threw him back in.

[Shadow]

And then Kane threw him to the mat.

[BasicThuganomics]

****! already another commercial?

[Gone Mad]

What?! They just came back from commercial?! No sir,don't like this shit!

[Loose Cannon]

Commercial comes back and HHH is the only one in the ring.

[BasicThuganomics]

I wonder when HBK will run in and eliminate HHH?

[RawRocks]

JR: "Folks we apologize for the commercial break.. we love to do this to you to piss you off but that was our last commercial break I promise ya!"

[Wondermouse]

I guess they're taking it now so there won't be another one.

[BasicThuganomics]

Damn they've still got like 15 minutes left on RAW? And this commercial break is too damn long!

[JeremyTB29]

I hope the last 2 in are Y2J and HHH because then we will know Y2J is winning.

[RawRocks]

same thing happened last week and two weeks ago.

[Loose Cannon]

MAVEN DROPKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BasicThuganomics]

Hell yeah Val is kicking ass!

[Shadow]

Welp...Maven's still got that huge drop kick.

[BasicThuganomics]

nevermind!

[Fryza]

Conway...gone...gone....VIVA LA RÉSISTANCE

[The Show Off]

Oh god I hope Y2J wins

[BasicThuganomics]

DAMN IT I ALMOST MARKED OUT FOR JERICHO ELIMINATING HHH!

[Loose Cannon]

LOL AT FLAIR

[Fryza]

mhne,mntahtkejnklmtenjklm/tefnklmrfh VIVA ****ING VIVA

[Shadow]

Bye Cade. you got beat up by a retard.

[Fryza]

They eliminated Bill Clinton..

[Loose Cannon]

mhne,mntahtkejnklmtenjklm/tefnklmrfh VIVA ****ING VIVA
:wave:

[BasicThuganomics]

I hope Orton gets GORED!

[RawRocks]

How Ironic.. all of Evolution still alive and left

[Shadow]

LC would really be pissed off then. Poor Rhyno.

[Loose Cannon]

lol, I forgot Rhyno was on Raw.

[Gone Mad]

LOL at Hurricane still in there! Come On J,defy those odds!

[Fryza]

:wave:

.....viva...:wavesad:

TEHJtehjfte hbngtkl;rnl;gytrl;n RHYNO RHYNO!!! :mad:

[The Show Off]

Evoluion is plotting something

[Loose Cannon]

4 on 1, LOVIN IT

[Shadow]

Yes...Plotting to get an ass kicking by Kane.

[The Show Off]

Wow another commercial???

[BasicThuganomics]

damn sick bump by hurricane! AND ANOTHER ****ING BREAK!

[RawRocks]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wondermouse]

Mother****er, you assholes.

[Loose Cannon]

DAMMIT. STOP THIS

[Gone Mad]

ANOTHER F**KIN COMMERCIAL! BALLS TO THIS ! MADNESS!!

[Fryza]

Flair or Orton are going to through one of the other out, I BET IT

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Whoever planned out when the commericals were gonna be really f</>ucked up.</font>

[JeremyTB29]

Why did Evolution go after Hurricane when he was trying to eliminate Y2J.Y2J is a much bigger threat to Evolution than Hurricane.

[BasicThuganomics]

lol, I forgot Rhyno was on Raw.


sadly, so did I?

[6to1]

i bet evalution turns on trips damm i miss wwe on usa

[Loose Cannon]

PITFALL = RULZ

[BasicThuganomics]

I'd hit it with the chick sliding the floor in the milky way commercial...

[Loose Cannon]

lol, that PS2 commercial is crazy.

[RawRocks]

Commercials should be outlawed during the last half hour of Raw!

[Gone Mad]

Now answer this: Why does the women's fight uninterrupted and the main event filled with the same goddam commercials! Dam it!

[Shadow]

Stripperella, dumbest cartoon in history. Sexy,...but dumb.

[RawRocks]

JR: We apologize again fols i forgot we had one last break left

[The Show Off]

Okay HBK will be out in 5 minutes max.

[BasicThuganomics]

Y2J should kick HHH's ass for ruining his title run...

[Loose Cannon]

lol, what the hell was Orton doing?

[Shadow]

Randy botched getting over the top rope.

[RawRocks]

And still all four members of Evolution still alive

[Loose Cannon]

he was like "Oh shit" "Oh shit"

[Fryza]

Batista - Edge - Flair - Orton - Kane - Benjamin - Hunter. Jericho winning.

MY PREDICTION

[Loose Cannon]

that was pretty funny.

[Vazz]

Cmon Jericho!! XD

[RawRocks]

Flair history

[Fryza]

I'm wrong.

[Shadow]

*busy mashing b button to stop Evolution* Excpt for Randy.

[Vazz]

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[BasicThuganomics]

NO JERICHO!!!!!

[Shadow]

Well...This means Edgie is winning....No sell by Kane!

[The Show Off]

Jericho v. Batista at Badd Blood.... DAMN IT!!!

[Fryza]

NO SELL!

[RawRocks]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gone Mad]

Dam Bastita and the inventor of those ring steps! Sorry, J!

[BasicThuganomics]

MARKS OUT FOR CHOKESLAM ON EVOLUTION!!!

[6to1]

maby kane wins

[Fryza]

Hunter might win. :(

[The Show Off]

Matt Hardy run in!!!!

[MVP]

Jericho's feet never hit.

[RawRocks]

Kane vs Batista .. i love it!!!!!!!!

[Shadow]

This is the clash of the champions of the limited move set.

[BasicThuganomics]

WOW, I'm liking Batista and Kane!

[The Show Off]

Wow if only Batista and Kane's match from Armegeddon 02 was as good as that.

[Fryza]

Dun win Hunter

[Shadow]

Say hello to the number one contender...Edge.

...or not.

[Loose Cannon]

WHAT A MOVE BY ORTON

[RawRocks]

Edge speared the Game! Damn there goes Edge

[BasicThuganomics]

I hope Jericho isn't actually injured?

[Fryza]

Say hello to the number one contender...Edge.

...or not.

Hahaha

[Shadow]

Is Kane gonna sit up anytime soon?

[BasicThuganomics]

WHAT A MOVE BY ORTON


LOL yeah riiiight!

[RawRocks]

Watch Shelton Bejamin win this damn thing

[Fryza]

Get Hunter out of the ring for the love of all that is holy.

[BasicThuganomics]

I'm calling it coming down to Orton and Kane with Orton getting his ass thrown out!

[Shadow]

Kane, get your ass up. Now.

[Loose Cannon]

HOLY SHIT, NICE MOVE

[Fryza]

NICE

[BasicThuganomics]

Wow nice one by Benjamin, that was really quick...

[6to1]

is kane dead

[Shadow]

Nope. Kane's getting Dragon Whipped.

[Loose Cannon]

MOTHER ****ER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fryza]

It's okay LC, calm down.

[RawRocks]

ORTON GONE THANK GOD!

[BasicThuganomics]

HAHA no where near Kane's face! and HAHA at Orton!

[V]

NOOOOOOOOOOO ORTON!!!

[Loose Cannon]

WHY DID THAT HAPPEN.

[Fryza]

ehtke htefh te**** **** ****

[RawRocks]

OH LOW BLOW! WELL CRAP THERE GOES SHELTON!

[Shadow]

Bye bye Shelton. Damn it. Not another Beniot HHH HBK fued.

[Fryza]

DUN WIN HUNTER

[BasicThuganomics]

ok HBK coming down any second!

[Loose Cannon]

PLEASE WIN KANE

[Gone Mad]

And here comes HBK... SOON...

[Vazz]

Orton Gone!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Fryza]

DUN DO IT

[RawRocks]

HOT DAMN!

[Shadow]

There's HBK...now.

[Loose Cannon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Fryza]

YES

[RawRocks]

Kane wins thanks to Shawn Michaels

[Fryza]

THEY DUNIT DO IT

[Shadow]

Welp...Kane's gonna take on HHH next week because HHH is gonna be a whiney bitch about this.

[Wondermouse]

BULLSHIT

[BasicThuganomics]

Kane is getting laid by Lita, plus he won the battle royal! wow, lucky mother ****er!

[RawRocks]

Kane turns into a face?????

[Wondermouse]

I guess I'm the only one who wants to see actual ends to ****ing matches.

[BasicThuganomics]

Well I'm looking forward to a Hell in a Cell between HHH and HBK, it will no doubt kick ass...

[Loose Cannon]

lmao. JR: HOW DOES IT FEEL....HOW DOES IT FEEEELLLLLLLLLLL

[RawRocks]

Trple H needs the wwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmbbbulance!

[Fryza]

I guess I'm the only one who wants to see actual ends to ****ing matches.

Who cares? Hunter didn't win.

[BasicThuganomics]

Haha killer beaver!

[Wondermouse]

Who cares? Hunter didn't win.
I care. You're gonna build up Kane as a huge monster... who needs Shawn Michaels to beat HHH for you?

[Loose Cannon]

Great Raw

[RawRocks]

ok the dumbest cartoon in history follows Raw

[Loose Cannon]

where's that Japanese show. WHat the hell is that?

[CBright7831]

Ten bucks says there is a photo of HBK making that sign.

MORE CAPTIONS ON THE WAY!!!

[Gone Mad]

Notice that even if HHH is the loser, it always has to be about him. No one thought of Kane after the win or if Jeriko is ok (Damn Batista bastard).At least have Kane chokeslam both HHH and HBK to continue the "monster" push.

[RawRocks]

I still think somewhere down the line Triple H and Eugene will meet in a match with Triple H losing yet again...

isnt Triple H on a losing streak right now? i cant remember when he last won an actual match?

[BasicThuganomics]

Now Slipknot is on Leno in about an hour...

[CBright7831]

He won against Tajiri a few weeks ago.

[Wondermouse]

BTW, Batista rules all the more for that spinebuster on Kane.

[Loose Cannon]

I can't believe I was denied an RKO tonight though.

[BasicThuganomics]

I can't believe I was denied an RKO tonight though.


But there was that one on Benoit, Oh wait....

That was turned into a crossface where Orton tapped.


My bad? :-\

[RawRocks]

well... Tajiri sucks no offense. Triple H is on a losing streak.

[OssMan]

falsetrue (it is true that it is falseeeeeeeee

[Wondermouse]

You're a ****ing idiot. He's on a losing streak, yes... 1 loss in a row, the battle royale.

Now go away and never post again.

[Loose Cannon]

But there was that one on Benoit, Oh wait....

That was turned into a crossface where Orton tapped.


My bad? :-\

Yeah, it was only half.

[Wondermouse]

Chris Irvine was born in Manhasset, New York (http://www.city-data.com/city/Manhasset-New-York.html).

[Loose Cannon]

Right across the waters from my town, New Rochelle

[Wondermouse]

There is in fact a Jericho, New York (http://www.city-data.com/city/Jericho-New-York.html). However, Chris is not from there.

[Gone Mad]

yea sorry about the false info on Jericho. I thought that is where he was born or whathaveyou.

[BLaZeR-]

Pretty decent Raw, the ending sucked and made Kane look even weaker.

And where the **** was Christian? :mad:

[RawRocks]

wondermouse, no offense but i have just noticed Triple H is in a losing trend. I just think the WWE needs to take Triple H off the limelight for a while.

[Gone Mad]

JR said Xtian was too hurt to join. Then again I think he was the one that mentioned the Jericho birthplace once.

[RGWhat316]

WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another helluva RAW. Interested in where this whole Lita/Kane thing ends up, possibly with a Lita heel turn, yet she is one of the only women faces besides Victoria in the womens main event.

Holy Shit for The Rock :eek: was not expecting him to show up, was marking out like crazy, damn. But I was hoping someone was gonna save Eugene, and Coach getting his ass kicked for doing all of that. Though I kindof expected a beatdown to Eugene instead of a verbal deal. But Eugene saying HHH was his favorite wrestler was :rofl: . I guess Eugene knows who runs RAW.

Didn't see Judgment Day, but I swore I read that Eddie retained. But on the SD Rebound is was announced that JBL was the winner?

I guess the Battle Royal couldv'e been a good main event, too bad I didn't get to see much of it due to all the damn commercials. 3 commercial breaks during one match!! I also feel bad for all the midcarders that finally get a spot on the RAW main event, and most were only on tv for a minute. Glad to see Kane win it, even though he's been buried the last few months. But if JBL can be built up as a contender in a couple of weeks, hopefully the same can be done for Kane.