OH no another contract signing on Raw Memorial thread 5/26

[Savio]

throw him into the electrical outlets!

[ClockShot]

So the Rhodes Warriors partnership ends tonight, I assume?

[Droford]

http://media.thenewstribune.com/smedia/2013/12/11/13/26/ZjHYU.AuSt.38.jpeg

[teamXtremist]

The man is coming out next

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't see Smackdown, so looking forward to seeing probably the exact same segment.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I'm glad USA is finally embracing that all of their non Raw shows are just sexy people looking important in suits.</p>&mdash; James Hornsby (@BotchedSpot) <a href="https://twitter.com/BotchedSpot/statuses/471100343955116032">May 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Corndad]

Has a babyface won a match yet tonight?

[Mercenary]

Raw feels like 4 hours tonight

[Mercenary]

JBL LIVES!

[Droford]

Funny that my tablet auto corrects Bo Dallas to Go Dallas

[ClockShot]

Sin Cara 2.0

And JBL is back. Balance restored to the commentator's table.

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[dronepool]

Oh no

[slik]

time to BOlieve

[Droford]

He looks like he took a shower in his shirt

[ClockShot]

Is that shirt soakin' wet?

Or some new fabric?

[ClockShot]

Now's a good time for WWE to throw a curve and get Bray Wyatt out here.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Bo

[Droford]

Bo Dallas will eventually main event wrestlemania..

If you can bolieve it you can bochieve it

[Dark One]

Bo Dallas is just as over as the last time he was brought up to the main shows.

[teamXtremist]

Now's a good time for WWE to throw a curve and get Bray Wyatt out here.



Never Bo shares the spotlight with no man

[ClockShot]

Just noticed no mood lighting for this match.

[Poit]

Angle Slam!

[Droford]

Bo and Emma should be a couple since they share the affinity for putting their name in everything

[Theo Dious]

So wait is Bo a heel? Cause this totally reminds me of Mattitude.

[Mercenary]

THAT NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT STOLE TRISH'S MOVE!

[Dark One]

Okay, hugging his opponent afterward was pretty great.

[Corndad]

lol at Hugging Sin Cara after the match

[Lock Jaw]

I BOlieve

[Corndad]

Well Piss...Guess we find out if Bryan goes the route of a short Ziggler Title Reign or something else here.

[Droford]

Lol jay Mohr doing underwear commercial voiceover

[ClockShot]

Got a feeling this is gonna be one of those "small doses" gimmicks.

Can only tolerate so much before I change the channel. Like Cena.

[slik]

I am a BOliever

[ClockShot]

What, no Brie?

[Corndad]

See the crowd can make noise.

[Lock Jaw]

He should give her.... ONE of the belts.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/LnlDpEX.png

[Corndad]

He should give her.... ONE of the belts.

That would be amazing LOL

[Emperor Smeat]

He should give her.... ONE of the belts.

:lol:

[Dark One]

A championship opportunity for the WCW Television Title.

[Droford]

The miz will be the new champion?

[Droford]

He's spitting

[ClockShot]

Oh, we're gonna go down that road.

[Droford]

Brie gets canned if he doesn't fork it over

[ClockShot]

DAT'S BLACKMAIL!

[owenbrown]

C'mon out Vince for the love of God...

[ClockShot]

You can't fire Miss Elizabeth.

[Mercenary]

C'mon out Vince for the love of God...


this

[Corndad]

Brie Bella is already preggers. Calling it.

[Lock Jaw]

Tune into the PPV to see a RAW segment!

[slik]

laaame

[Droford]

DAT'S BLACKMAIL!

She should fire her anyway even if he hands it over.

[ClockShot]

Bubbles?

[Mercenary]

Crazy Alica > Paige

[Mercenary]

Did I just see an I can be anorexic sign ?

[Droford]

It should be a triple threat

[road doggy dogg]

I stopped watching after Wyatt, miss anything good?

[Lock Jaw]

Paige was shown to be watching this.... guess she just doesn't care....

[owenbrown]

What the fuck is this shit?!

[road doggy dogg]

see a girl.. plz say I did not miss WWE Paige

[GD]

Holy shit! Wedgie time :lol:

Alicia Fox has me interested.

[Droford]

Wedgie time

Sodas rule!

[Corndad]

This new Alicia Fox is Phenomenal.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck Daniel Bryan. Alicia Fox for WWE World Heavyweight Champion.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

I like Crazy Alicia.

How soon until she starts talking to Little Jimmy?

[Savio]

lol I like alicia foxx

[Mercenary]

Paige was shown to be watching this.... guess she just doesn't care....

Remember every diva hates her

[owenbrown]

I hope that ringside crew including Justin Roberts is getting paid extra tonight.

[slik]

In all honesty, that was the best segment tonight other than Bray.

Alicia Fox is doing a great job playing crazy.

[Lock Jaw]

see a girl.. plz say I did not miss WWE Paige

There was a shot of her standing backstage watching Alicia Fox's match vs. Emma.

[road doggy dogg]

what was she wearing...

[Mercenary]

what was she wearing...



nude

[Droford]

I hope that ringside crew including Justin Roberts is getting paid extra tonight.

He's just thankful Alicia fox didn't try anything with his tie

[GD]

Alicia Fox should be awarded the WWE Women's Championship as she is clearly above the Divas' Championship.

[Savio]

I started liking Alicia Foxx when she mad fun of Nattie on total Divas for pissing her self.

[slik]

FacePalmMonkey and I, on the same page

[Dark One]

They should have just let that feud die with Wee-LC. That was the pinnacle. That was it.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sorry America</p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/statuses/471111251586981888">May 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Saw this mask vs. hair thing coming after Swog was going for the mask earlier....

[Droford]

Lol Sandow

[Emperor Smeat]

In all honesty, that was the best segment tonight other than Bray.

Alicia Fox is doing a great job playing crazy.
Yeup. Feel a bit sorry for the guy who got wedgied. She was vicious with the pulling and tearing.


:lol: Sandow

[Corndad]

The Hell is this Sandow??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[owenbrown]

Hornswoggle gonna be bald on the pre-show?

[Mercenary]

What the f......

[GD]

What did Damien do to deserve this?

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sorry America</p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/statuses/471111251586981888">May 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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This should be tweeted by WWE for tonight's show. Fuck.

[road doggy dogg]

RIP Sandow's career

[Poit]

I feel so bad for Sadnow.

[el bobbo]

What the hell is this?

[teamXtremist]

Adam rose experience shit keeps getting better

[Mercenary]

Ugh Adam Rose

[owenbrown]

Sandow future endeavored next?

[Lock Jaw]

Chick in purple dress hot....

[Droford]

The one guy in the armour looks like Eugene and Earthquake's illegitimate love child

[road doggy dogg]

I think I said this on Raw thread like 2 weeks ago but this Adam Rose thing totally smells of WWE missing the boat on Harlem Shake fad...

[Corndad]

This show may go down as one of the worst Raws ever. I'm not usually one to go all bitchy but damn. When Alicia Fox and Bray Wyatt are the only 2 good segments and it's 10:30 it's not good.

[mhirn3]

So is Damian Sandow dead that we're ignoring he's Davey Crockett?

[Droford]

Lol..he stole the scf from miz

[road doggy dogg]

Cool, even with the "oh my god something is happening on the ramp so I must look for 10 seconds" worst trope ever, Sandow still jobs clean. Poor chap.

[owenbrown]

I swear that looked like the Fink in that lemon costume or i was imagining things

[Dark One]

#BelieveintheShield to save this show.

[Droford]

So is Damian Sandow dead that we're ignoring he's Davey Crockett?
Swagger and Crockett should be the new real americans

[Poit]

Nobody touches my lemon!

[teamXtremist]

Wtf really

[owenbrown]

Never mind i was wrong

[Lock Jaw]

Lol..he stole the scf from miz

Looks more like he stole Dean Ambrose's finisher

[Poit]

Sheamus & Del Rio again.

Oh for fuck's sake.

[Droford]

One of these days the Rosebuds are going to forget to catch him and that will be the end of the Adam Rose

[owenbrown]

I feel like I should be on a mountain of drugs the size of Everest just to watch Raw tonight

[teamXtremist]

Ooh ooh ooh wooooooo

[mhirn3]

Looks more like he stole Dean Ambrose's finisher

Was my first thought when I saw it too

Swagger and Crockett should be the new real americans

Haha that is true. :y:

[GD]

One of these days the Rosebuds are going to forget to catch him and that will be the end of the Adam Rose

I was going to make a very dark joke here but decided to restrain myself.

[teamXtremist]

Lmao we the people

[slik]

Poor Damian Sandow. The man's been in the E for a decade (Aaron Stevens, was managed by Michelle McCool in the tag team "Teacher's Pet's" for a spell, and this is what it has come to. From MITB to Davey Crockett jobbing.

[Dark One]

Thinking about watching December to Dismember on THE NETWORK after this show to reset the scale--or find out this Raw really was that bad.

[owenbrown]

I wish I were the president of USA Network so I could have pulled the plug on this show

[Dark One]

Or I could just watch clips of Chavo vs. Hornswoggle, since that's pretty much been 80% of tonight's show.

[teamXtremist]

No one touches my lemon

[owenbrown]

That one woman's match in TNA that was considered the worst of all time is better than this entire episode of Raw tonight.

[Droford]

Del Rio didn't get the Mexican ring post flags

[slik]

Sheamus vs Del Rio AGAIN

ugh

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yay a match between the two most boring guys on the roster!</font>

[Droford]

Wwe should stay away from Knoxville for a while

[slik]

There are few matches I have less desire to ever see again than Sheamus vs Del Rio (Orton vs Cena is slightly above it, along with Orton vs HHH)

[Poit]

There are few matches I have less desire to ever see again than Sheamus vs Del Rio (Orton vs Cena is slightly above it, along with Orton vs HHH)

Don't forget Big E vs. Del Rio.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I love how consistently WWE puts the same matches on Raw that were on the previous week's SmackDown and treat them like they are fresh matchups. They basically acknowledge that nobody watches SmackDown.</font>

[Droford]

Don't forget Big E vs. Del Rio.

Sounds like the common denominator is alboredo

[Emperor Smeat]

<font color=goldenrod>I love how consistently WWE puts the same matches on Raw that were on the previous week's SmackDown and treat them like they are fresh matchups. They basically acknowledge that nobody watches SmackDown.</font>

Probably also played a bit of a role for why their new tv deal wasn't anywhere as big as they wanted.

[Dark One]

Sheamus vs Del Rio AGAIN

ugh

It's like back in 2003 when Christian and Booker T wrestled each other on every show for like six weeks straight.

[mhirn3]

More like common BOREnominator.

[el bobbo]

Shouldn't Sheamus be dead after these kicks?

[Dark One]

I guess now the rest of the world knows that Brad Maddox as GM was all that was keeping this show together.

http://brad-maddox.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Untitled-12-655x150.png

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman. Thought for a slight moment that was Roberts saying that.

[Poit]

For the first time in seven weeks, the main event of Raw had a real finish.

[owenbrown]

Lol Paul Heyman strikes again

[road doggy dogg]

lol Heyman

[mhirn3]

I LOVE Heyman but he did NOTHING to put over Cesaro in that segment and thus I do not believe he has a chance of beating Shaemus at Payback.

Love the pairing but the focus is misguided.

[Dark One]

Save_Us.Cesaro

[Savio]

Del Rio can't beat a concussed Sheamus.

[Heisenberg]

Cesaro tearing that fag apart

[Poit]

Dude. C'mon now.

[Droford]

Sheamoose doesn't look well

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/Cxw2bgW.gif

[teamXtremist]

Delrio is in such a rut

[slik]

Sheamus looks a bit concussed

[Lock Jaw]

I actually enjoy Sheamus/Del Rio matches.... they are both guys who are good workers who have good matches..... but they are both boring/stale characters.

[teamXtremist]

Sound the alarms

[owenbrown]

exclusive look at Guardians of the Galaxy?! UH HOW 'BOUT NO?!

[teamXtremist]

Now the table reigns

[Corndad]

Reigns just throwing chairs lol

[Lock Jaw]

Waste of good chairs

[mhirn3]

I really think this feud is the best thing going in wrestling right now.

[teamXtremist]

Why throw the pens rollins

[Corndad]

Batista lose his shirt or something?

[road doggy dogg]

this just seems boring

[Lock Jaw]

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[Savio]

HHH should fine him for the broken chairs

[Savio]

That chant sounded so weird and came out of no where....dubbed?

[Mercenary]

HHH looking old

[road doggy dogg]

Roman Reigns looks like a Final Fantasy character

[Droford]

I bet they didn't read the fine print on page 32

[Corndad]

Is it normal to be falling asleep during the Main Event segment?

[teamXtremist]

Shhhhhhh

[owenbrown]

WWE Payback should be renamed WWE Burial

[Lock Jaw]

HERE COMES STING WE'RE ALL OUT OF TIME

[mhirn3]

Cant wait for this match on sunday

[Savio]

Raw needs a bottle episode to recoup some of that 350 million.

[Heisenberg]

They laid that skank out through the table

[owenbrown]

C'mon Evolution, you have 6 days to bury them...why be so premature? :shifty:

[Shisen Kopf]

Great episode of Monday nite rassle. 7/10. I liked it when they had the midgets. Lolz so good.

[owenbrown]

Your rating system seems a little flawed, Shisen.

[slik]

Ready for this feud to be over and for Cena/Bray to be over.

Time for new feuds as we head into Summer. Seems like a "hot angle" usually happens around now (Nexus, Summer of Punk, Daniel Bryan, etc)

[mhirn3]

Orton just flubbed his lines on this backstage pass....odd since he rarely does that.

[Lock Jaw]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/2e363906cf995386a953aeef36069ae0/tumblr_n67qm94yWs1srbyoyo1_400.gif

[Dark One]

He even signs contracts like a haphazard lunatic!

[Lock Jaw]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/7409c02395c1640c4d670750b190768a/tumblr_n67op4ggGQ1qcluu2o1_500.png
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John Cena being forced to watch Eva Marie in a singles match

[teamXtremist]

For real Ambrose is all autistic

[Wehttam]

what

[Volare]

Cesaro and Sheamus are gonna beat the shit out of each other.

[erickman]

What did Damien do to deserve this?

atleast he is not jobing to the bull or hornswagle like drew is.

[Emperor Smeat]

Can we get JBL getting lariated gif for Nowhere Man?

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1401215425097.gif

[Cool King]

Finally got around to watching Raw.

Two things from the mind of Cool King:

Alicia Fox is great. Immensely entertaining. I thought her hitting the drink out of the fans hand was pretty funny, along with the atomic wedgie and the her throwing a drink over a kid that was just standing there and not doing anything. She's also not bad in the ring, let's not take that away from her, but if she doesn't become Divas Champion on Sunday, then something is very wrong.

Adam Rose finally had a match. I wasn't too impressed. It sucks that Sandow did the job and even worse, it was as him pretending to be Davy Crockett. What's going on with Sandow? After seeing him in a match, I get the feeling that within the next year, Adam Rose will be just like Santino. He'll be doing goofy stuff and will just be used for comic relief.

[mhirn3]

He even signs contracts like a haphazard lunatic!

I work a promotion with his trainer who is out in Vegas with him right now....you should see the ridiculous shit they've been up to out there, it'd make the tv stuff look "normal"