OH no another contract signing on Raw Memorial thread 5/26

[Mercenary]

WWE announced that The Shield and Evolution will meet in the ring tonight on RAW to sign the contract for their upcoming "No Holds Barred Elimination" match for the Payback event. Here is an except from their announcement:

"Per The Authority, The Shield and Evolution will meet tonight on Raw to sign the contract for their No Holds Barred Elimination Match at WWE Payback."


Didn't see a Raw thread so I started one

[ClockShot]

Hey,

I was in the process of making one.

Points for you for taking the initiative.

[Mercenary]

Hate contract signings so much now

[DAMN iNATOR]

RIP Monday Night Raw --- 2/11/1993 - 5/26/2014.

:shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hate contract signings so much now

LOL, "now". As if there's ever been a normal televised contract signing...:roll:

[Mercenary]

LOL, "now". As if there's ever been a normal televised contract signing...:roll:

All the same now. Just a waste of time

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, name ONE in the history of ever that wasn't a waste of time.

[Mercenary]

LOL, name ONE in the history of ever that wasn't a waste of time.


Ummm hmmmmmmmmm anyone that involved the great one known as Bob Holly because he is the greatest ever!

[Droford]

Bob Holly only got one title shot at a ppv and I'm pretty sure they didn't go through the trouble of a contact signing.

[el bobbo]

I wonder if there is going to be a brawl during the contract signing

[Dark One]

This thread is off to a really strong start.

[Droford]

They should have contract signings for every match

[Droford]

Saturday night signings, only on the WWE Network

[Poit]

Is that Keith David narrating this?

[ClockShot]

That Keith David opening up Raw?

[ClockShot]

JINX!

[Poit]

Apparently, yes, yes it is.

[el bobbo]

Hahahaha. These people doing the thumbs down is hilarious.

[Droford]

Whoopi on Raw

[ClockShot]

Random Whoopi Goldberg sign out there.

Might be an eyesore tonight.

[Corndad]

Contact signings are full of bruhaha and table flipping. I think only one I ever liked was the Punk/Cena one they had before SummerSlam that one year.

[Black Widow]

They're chanting YES! at a bad time. Idiots.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>A B+ Body is still better than an HGH Body. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/471079813080301568">May 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Read an article saying that for the WWE stock to rebound, Steph & Triple H should disappear off TV for a little while.

Smart move?

[Black Widow]

Watching this with my GF's grandmother and she gets worked up so much

[ClockShot]

Hey, Clark Kent. It's been a while.

[Corndad]

Suspenders 3:16

[Poit]

Damn, Brad Maddox looks good.

[Poit]

His chest is like Lana's ass.

[Dark One]

Brad Maddox better watch out for any crates labeled NXT. Also, suspenders? Really?

[road doggy dogg]

love when Stephanie goes shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Corndad]

Thus ends Brad Maddox lol

[ClockShot]

Soooooooooo,

All that B.A.Star stuff just went out the window. You know, bullying and all.

[Lock Jaw]

Brad Maddox for the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion

[Lock Jaw]

Takes Daniel Bryan's spot as the underdog going against The Authority.

[ClockShot]

Maddox is Vince's guy.

Vince should be out here.

[Black Widow]

Weak start to RAW.

[Corndad]

I thought for a second they were gonna turn Kane back face again against Authority. That would have been so WWE

[road doggy dogg]

great timing on the pyro

[Mercenary]

pyro fail

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Steph interrupting the Kane effects.

[road doggy dogg]

Stephanie's "you're fired" is not impressive.

[owenbrown]

So is Vince going to show up at some point in this storyline or what?! :wtf:

[Mercenary]

GOD YES NO MORE MADDOX!!!!!!!!

[Savio]

Maddox will snap and become a submission machine.

[Lock Jaw]

Steph looked turned on by that chokeslam

[Lock Jaw]

Maddox going to rule NXT as its next champion. You heard it here first.

[Dark One]

This thread is now a Brad Maddox Memorial Thread.

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[owenbrown]

I hate to say it, but Bray is gonna be squashed cleanly by Super Cena this Sunday :'(

[Black Widow]

I wonder if everybody gets the same commercials

[Droford]

Maddox going to rule NXT as its next champion. You heard it here first.
NXT probably needs a new referee

[road doggy dogg]

I wonder if everybody gets the same commercials

I don't pay for cable because lolcrooks and always watch the first link on FirstRow, hilarious racist KFC commercials

[Mercenary]

This thread is now a Brad Maddox Memorial Thread.

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Only one worse was Bob Holly

[Dark One]

http://wrestlingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tumblr_n4tnf5HCg71saykaxo1_400.gif

[road doggy dogg]

Hope Cesaro squashes RVD here, anything less is atrocious

[Razzamajazz]

the novelty of rvd being back has worn off

[Black Widow]

Time to flip through the stations.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish RVD would go away.

[road doggy dogg]

There's my guy!

[Mercenary]

Ugh RVD getting any title shot is stupid

[road doggy dogg]

Love Barrett but that was a pretty god-awful promo

[Droford]

Its me its me its bnb is ripping off DDP, not RVD

[slik]

Devastated about the firing of Brad Maddox

:(

[slik]

RVD is way overrated

[ClockShot]

Had to go charge a car battery?

Did I miss Bad News Barrett?

[road doggy dogg]

He came out before the RVD/Cesaro match and cut a pretty mediocre promo about summer. idk. on guest commentary for the match, in commercial break atm

[Innovator]

Poit, Brad Maddox or Cody Rhodes?

[Black Widow]

Random Teddy gif
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x252/jameswenderson/Damien%20Antonio%20and%20VANCE%20ARCHER/BCAhl.gif

[Theo Dious]

the novelty of rvd <s>being back</s> has worn off

Fixed.

[Lock Jaw]

Yes.... yes.... embrace the RVD hate, TPWW.....

[Dark One]

Devastated about the firing of Brad Maddox

:(

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[Droford]

Where fore art thou Teddy Long...Tag match playas

[owenbrown]

fucking Sheamus and his TOO MANY LIMES

[road doggy dogg]

Sheamus has most generic music

[slik]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bomg55EIAAAvKOO.jpg

[Droford]

That Graphic looks like Steph is going to wrestle him for the Titles

[Black Widow]

How many messages to the lame ass Cenation are needed

[owenbrown]

Bray Wyatt & The Shield in their respective matches on Sunday.... #BURIED

[Lock Jaw]

Sheamus should use this theme

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[Heisenberg]

Is Raw watchable tonight or so should or continue sitting in silence

[Mercenary]

How many messages to the lame ass Cenation are needed

MILLIONS!

[Heisenberg]

Don't fuckin church it up either

[Black Widow]

Sonic's food is medicore

[road doggy dogg]

Is Raw watchable tonight or so should or continue sitting in silence

pretty meh so far, gonna wait for WWE Paige then prolly turn off

wanna slay some daemons?

[Heisenberg]

SONIC commercials are on a tier with abortions, what'd you expect??

[Poit]

Poit, Brad Maddox or Cody Rhodes?

Threesome.

[Mercenary]

Tell me were not having a Eva Marie vs Summer Rae feud......

[Heisenberg]

pretty meh so far, gonna wait for WWE Paige then prolly turn off

wanna slay some daemons?

Prolly be on after I get my fresh on

[Dark One]

Eva Marie versus Summer Rae?

Run while you still can Heisenberg.

[Corndad]

Does her music say "Call to me... Call to me?"

[road doggy dogg]

Divas that aren't WWE Paige..........................................

[Razzamajazz]

the workrate in this match is incredible

[Emperor Smeat]

Does her music say "Call to me... Call to me?"

Yeup

[Droford]

I'd make a red and gold explodes comment..but this is worse than exploding

[Black Widow]

I'm on my 5th beer 40mins in.

i think i may have a substance abuse problem.

[Corndad]

This match deserves an immediate run in if any match deserved it.

[Corndad]

Thank God for Fandango.

[ClockShot]

Red beat Yellow.

Happens all the time in the M&M's commercials.

[Lock Jaw]

So is Summer Rae a heel or a face?

[Droford]

Is that Eva first win via her pinning someone on TV?

[KIRA]

God Batista looks old

[road doggy dogg]

I love when Batista and Orton attempt to talk like normal people. My favourite thing about Evolution by far

[Mercenary]

Does her music say "Call to me... Call to me?"


And it's catchy......I need help

[Black Widow]

Is that Eva first win via her pinning someone on TV?Who the fuck care enough to know that fact.

[Corndad]

RK Blows

[Innovator]

Threesome.

Ah, you took them both you're hardcore

[road doggy dogg]

SKINNY JEANS SELL-OUT AND R-K-BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!

[owenbrown]

Cody trying to get future endeavored?

[Lock Jaw]

I hate how everyone keeps calling it the "Payback Pay-Per-View" or the "Pay-Per-View Payback"

[slik]

Cody dropping some truth bombs

[road doggy dogg]

"...you got big legs!"

[Poit]

Triple H: You got big legs.

:lol:

[Droford]

Cody heel turn, Batista leaves..

Evolution evolves into Legacy 2.0

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE WITHOUT A RAW GM. EVA MARIE HAS A SINGLES MATCH. <a href="http://t.co/AKm1AJmFcA">pic.twitter.com/AKm1AJmFcA</a></p>&mdash; Not Regal (@extremeexile) <a href="https://twitter.com/extremeexile/statuses/471088429804298240">May 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Wait. So, is John Cena some sort of life coach now?

[slik]

Is Raw watchable tonight or so should or continue sitting in silence

They fired Brad Maddox and that has hurt the crowd and me, so I can not answer this with accurate truthiness.

[Black Widow]

Diva matches like this make me wanna-
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3774972/mwf-freeway-fight-o.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Just ate an entire thing of Kraft Dinner.... feel pretty terrible.....

[Poit]

Oh for fuck's sake.

[Dark One]

I hope they update their Tron and everything else to be 3.5MB

[road doggy dogg]

This entire...... everything... not a fan

[Razzamajazz]

el torito dorito vs drew mcintyre

[el bobbo]

How many times have they had this match? I haven't watched for 3 weeks, but everything seems exactly the same as it was.

[ClockShot]

I wasn't aware this was actually a feud.

[slik]

Sonic's food is medicore

Ocean Water + Cheddar Bites = :)

[Lock Jaw]

Watch this gif instead

http://37.media.tumblr.com/4adb17d6437365de0a74ac2ffb3a76f7/tumblr_n67i6uBUck1srbyoyo1_400.gif

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[Dark One]

This may have been the longest hour in Raw history.

[road doggy dogg]

I may be in the minority but I can't stand like any "comedy" bits in wrestling at all. I mean... comedy is so subjective, and I guess I'm not the target demographic for this stuff. idk. Hate most "parody comedy music" as well so w/e

[Black Widow]

Honey we shrunk the Chumlee

[Razzamajazz]

hornswoggle is an intimidating midget

[owenbrown]

If I were Drew McIntyre, I would have just said "fuck this" and just lay down and take the pinfall.

[Emperor Smeat]

So this is going to end with Drew getting hit in the groin?

[Lock Jaw]

http://nerdreactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/you-were-the-chosen-one.jpg

[Droford]

Jinder Mahal looks odd

[Black Widow]

Ocean Water + Cheddar Bites = :)The one near me could just suck pretty bad.:-\

[Corndad]

The hell has this last 30 mins of WWE programing been. My lord.

[Droford]

He's running away like a scaled bull

[Black Widow]

I wonder if Drew was thinking of Taryn just then

[GD]

LOL at Hornswoggle ripping off El Torito's tail.

[Corndad]

#SaveUsBray

[Theo Dious]

I love Hornswoggle now.

[Poit]

Oh for fuck's sake.

[ClockShot]

The hell has this last 30 mins of WWE programing been. My lord.

Creative seniority took the holiday off.

[slik]

That was terrible

[Droford]

Lol the nexus logo in the factions

[Dark One]

Jesus Christ. How is this still going on?

[owenbrown]

Jesus Christ :nono:

[Poit]

Oh for fuck's sake.

[ClockShot]

I....................didn't need to see that.

[owenbrown]

R.I.P Bray Wyatt's career June 1, 2014

[slik]

Thank god for Bray segment coming up

[Lock Jaw]

When even Poit is getting upset, it is not a good RAW.

[Black Widow]

i would rather listen to Bray singing "whole world" for 3 hours than watch any more of this los matadores CRAP

[road doggy dogg]

Wyatt is easily the most interesting character in the WWE right now. Hope they have a long term direction for him

[Lock Jaw]

Bray "The Snake" Wyatt

[Poit]

When even Poit is getting upset, it is not a good RAW.

Between El Torito and Eva Marie, that half hour was just kinda dreadful.

[road doggy dogg]

Like watching Bray Wyatt feels like watching a premium cable TV character, compared to most WWE gimmicks/angles being usual CBS network crap. Status quo crapola. CM Punk had this kind of aura about him as well.

[Lock Jaw]

Picking on Lawler. Heel Heat 101.

[KIRA]

JBL get off your ass and help

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

Jerry's in trouble.

[Poit]

OK, now this is interesting.

[Lock Jaw]

Spilled his soda!

[owenbrown]

ATTACK ALL 3 OF THEM AND THE WYATTS CAN DO COMMENTARY THE REST OF THE SHOW!

[Mercenary]

oh my god they killed jbl!

[ClockShot]

JBL get off your ass and help

Bad idea.

[Corndad]

Well this is going where didn't think would atleast.

[slik]

Wyatts just made the show 10x better

[KIRA]

So changing your gimmick from a hard drinking texas badass to A Wallstreet tycon just rturns you into a pussy huh JBL

[ClockShot]

"Jerry, who's got the better future? Me or Bo Dallas?"

[owenbrown]

Cue Super Cena with the save in 3...2...1...

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Not attacking <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelCole">@MichaelCole</a> was the biggest heel move The <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a> Family have done yet <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/471095149057945600">May 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Little by little, Bray's trying to perfect Voldo's fighting style.

[owenbrown]

FUCK OFF USOS! PUSSIES!

[ClockShot]

Don't the Usos have something better to do? Like defend the Tag belts?

[owenbrown]

FUCK OFF SUPER CENA!

[Corndad]

"I'm a God" LOL

[Black Widow]

Best

Wyatt


Promo


Ever

[Savio]

Cena hates JBL

[GD]

Bray Wyatt sounds a lot like Father Comstock.

[Dark One]

Let us not forget the great Brad Maddox, who died today.

http://static.tumblr.com/ats4mwz/cnHm5zvrd/brad001.gif

[Theo Dious]

Like watching Bray Wyatt feels like watching a premium cable TV character, compared to most WWE gimmicks/angles being usual CBS network crap. Status quo crapola. CM Punk had this kind of aura about him as well.

At least Wyatt isn't based almost entirely around breaking kayfabe.

[Innovator]

Can we get JBL getting lariated gif for Nowhere Man?

[Theo Dious]

OMG HE SAID BITCH THAT'S NOT PG

[owenbrown]

John Cena burying the Wyatts..... shoot me now...

[Corndad]

JBL still being down is absurd.

[Razzamajazz]

jbl knocked out by a shitty clothesline

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Lawler was never going to take a Sister Abigail or anything. He'd gladly do it I'm sure, but WWE is simply not taking any risks with him and rightly so.

Anyway I love Wyatt but they've managed to take the him singing and drive it right into the fucking ground.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Whole segment was really good.

[Theo Dious]

oh my god they killed jbl!

YOU BASTARDS

[Theo Dious]

<font color=goldenrod>Lawler was never going to take a Sister Abigail or anything. He'd gladly do it I'm sure, but WWE is simply not taking any risks with him and rightly so.</font>

That was really the only drawback of the segment. You knew it wasn't going to happen.

[Dark One]

Brad Maddox reading today's script.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamhd8pXDV1qhwdqso2_500.gif

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>John Cena: You think that just because a man thinks differently from you, you have to eliminate him?

Audience Member: That's the American way!

Fucking amazing.</font> :lol:

[Droford]

<font color=goldenrod>Lawler was never going to take a Sister Abigail or anything. He'd gladly do it I'm sure, but WWE is simply not taking any risks with him and rightly so.

Anyway I love Wyatt but they've managed to take the him singing and drive it right into the fucking ground.</font>
I thought they'd go through with it to finally get him off TV

[Black Widow]

Why can't cena get jumped by marines like HBK did?

[Razzamajazz]

still debating if i want to go to a house show and/or raw in 2 weeks

[ClockShot]

WOO WOO WOO!

[Fenix122]

Hey a Zack Ryder sighting

[Lock Jaw]

And now, Zack Ryder.

[Corndad]

Zach Ryder gets an entrance on Raw now?

[Droford]

Ryder vs Rusev

[Dark One]

I'm going to guess based on the flag that Zack Ryder is about to be fed to Rusev.

[owenbrown]

speaking of buried.... here comes Zack "future endeavors" Ryder

[Poit]

<font color=goldenrod>John Cena: You think that just because a man thinks differently from you, you have to eliminate him?

Audience Member: That's the American way!

Fucking amazing.</font> :lol:

Did that actually happen?

[ClockShot]

Hot chick alert.

[Razzamajazz]

hacksaw incoming

[Corndad]

The Crowd not caring at all LOL

[Lock Jaw]

Simply Ravishing.

[Poit]

Dat ass.

[owenbrown]

I'm going to guess based on the flag that Zack Ryder is about to be fed to Rusev.

Goddammit, you're psychic :shifty:

[Corndad]

Dem Legs

[Emperor Smeat]

:love: Lana.

[Savio]

lol at them panning to a dead crowd when ryder came out.

[Theo Dious]

Lana: the most talented female performer in WWE.

[Lock Jaw]

Behold your density

[Mercenary]

'RUSSEV SMASH!

[owenbrown]

Vince must be smoking crack to be doing this on Memorial Day just to get cheap heat for Rusev and Lana

[owenbrown]

just pull a Buff Bagwell or Jeff Jarrett, Zack, and lay down

[Corndad]

Think Ryder has a chance here guys.

[Black Widow]

LANA!
#Pantsoff

[Lock Jaw]

Really wish the commentators would talk about Rusev's fighting style/training..... explain his "arms up" stance he always does....

[Dark One]

Happy Memorial Day, America!

[Corndad]

I was just gonna say what happened the the Big E/Rusev deal

[Evil Vito]

Did that actually happen?

<font color=goldenrod>I heard it. Was wonderful.</font>

[Razzamajazz]

big e tough guy needs to give a HOOOOOOOOO

[Poit]

Big E <strike>Langston</strike>, Champion of America

[Emperor Smeat]

Big E channeling his inner Hacksaw/Luger with that flag waving.

[Poit]

<font color=goldenrod>I heard it. Was wonderful.</font>

Damn, I need to go back and watch that.

[ClockShot]

So Lana's gonna ditch Drago and go with Flavor Flav?

Makes sense. It's what happened in the real world after all.

[Lock Jaw]

There should be a new rassler called Alexander Langston who gets involved in this feud.

[Black Widow]

USA USA USA!

But seriously I want to thank all our fallen troops.

[Poit]

There should be a new rassler called Alexander Langston who gets involved in this feud.

Antonio Alexander Langston, Esq.

[ClockShot]

The hell's with the beard Bats got going on?

For a movie role or something?

[Droford]

Just wanna say..fuck Orton for wrestling 1 day too late.

[Dark One]

The hell's with the beard Bats got going on?

For a movie role or something?

How else are you supposed to know he's a heel?

[ClockShot]

How else are you supposed to know he's a heel?

The badly designed shirt he's wearing?

[Razzamajazz]

support our troops and buy our stuff

[Black Widow]

Cody turns finally

[Shisen Kopf]

Bray Wyatt sounds a lot like Father Comstock.

I really liked Father Comstock and would love to live in Columbia. But back to Raw; this is terrible.

[Lock Jaw]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea6db1b4590513158907760d9e405460/tumblr_n64x8t3Txc1skeohxo1_250.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/e1cc31179cc03b961e51353fa81dda9b/tumblr_n64x8t3Txc1skeohxo2_250.gif

[Dark One]

I really liked Father Comstock and would love to live in Columbia. But back to Raw; this is terrible.

Mecha-George Washington would save this show.

[ClockShot]

Observation.

Anybody else besides me wonder if those twitter handles that come up on the ticker are real? Feel like I see the same ones sometimes.

[Black Widow]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea6db1b4590513158907760d9e405460/tumblr_n64x8t3Txc1skeohxo1_250.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/e1cc31179cc03b961e51353fa81dda9b/tumblr_n64x8t3Txc1skeohxo2_250.gifHe touches her hair of all things.;)

[Droford]

Mecha-George Washington would save this show.

http://fearofaghostplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/GI-Bro.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

RKO from outta nowhere!!

[slik]

RKO out of nowhere!

[Theo Dious]

Big E channeling his inner Hacksaw/Luger with that flag waving.

Cue the Big E Express!

[Black Widow]

"No thanks, that would look dumb." #ThingsBatistaHasNeverSaidToATattooArtist

[Dark One]

Goldust looks like the saddest clown right now.

[Droford]

http://s3.vidimg.popscreen.com/original/23/eGw0N2ZyMTI=_o_sgt-craig-pittman-in-action-macho-man-randy-savage-promo.jpg

[owenbrown]

Cody Rhodes & Goldust being wished well in future endeavors I take it?