The Official WWE P'Back Thread - Brought to You by the Number 11

[Heisenberg]

Sigh. Just realized that I didn't put in for Tipsters this time.


Is anyone else having issues with the feed backing up 3 seconds or so and replaying? It has happened twice to me that I noticed - once when Cody was going for a top rope move, and once during the backstage look at DB and Brie.

Haven't blown my load yet today. I will later, but I have been patiently waiting for tonight to show up, gonna do my wife and then I'll clean up, if you're unsure what the hell I'm saying, probably die in the sewers waiting.

My feed is only crisp when I'm on my phone, hence I'm watching on my phone.

[Heisenberg]

If you fuckin' smell....

....what the fuck

I'M COOKIN'

[road doggy dogg]

liked the R-V-D/BAD NEWS BARRETT back-and-forth chant

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>This has been the longest pre-show <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> has produced. When does the show start? <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Payback&amp;src=hash">#Payback</a></p>&mdash; Vacant (@WWEVacant) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEVacant/statuses/473265092260143104">June 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Mercenary]

Fun fact Wade lost the IC title to Curtis Axel at last years PayBack

[Razzamajazz]

right into the reserved seats

[road doggy dogg]

E C DUB

[Heisenberg]

I sweat so much today on my run that the aquaducts of fresh salty liquids flowed down and provided comfort to my achy joints. It was pretty relieving

[road doggy dogg]

I've been "talkin' trash" about RVD for weeks now, and like...

I like/appreciate all he's done in the past and all, but now his moves just look "slow"... he does the spinning heel kick and it looks like it's at half-speed

just annoying to watch... idk

[Lock Jaw]

Amazing how RVD has been coasting on his ECW rep pretty much ever since leaving ECW.

[road doggy dogg]

I sweat so much today on my run that the aquaducts of fresh salty liquids flowed down and provided comfort to my achy joints. It was pretty relieving

good joerb

did not run today, myself

had a boss workout yesterday though, good arm workout

taking today off

gonna hit it hard tomorrow

#RIF

[Heisenberg]

I mowed my neighbor's lawn today to Mow It Forward and they came back right after I finished. I cut a sweet promo about them not having to owe me and that I understood they were gone for a week and didn't want them to get in the trouble

[erickman]

what was that the ball buster

[FourFifty]

Honor Roll > Rolling Thunder

[Mercenary]

I mowed my neighbor's lawn today to Mow It Forward and they came back right after I finished. I cut a sweet promo about them not having to owe me and that I understood they were gone for a week and didn't want them to get in the trouble


Live in one of those neighborhoods do ya?

[Sepholio]

Say what you will but this is one of the best RVD matches I've seen in years.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bullhammer</font> :love:

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if we will ever find out what "the bigger picture" is.....

[road doggy dogg]

Watching Barrett... what ever happened to that other NXT guy that did the shooting star press or w/e... Gabriel? idk. he had "the look" of a guy I thought would be successful but I guess not...

[slik]

Thank God Barrett won

[Heisenberg]

Live in one of those neighborhoods do ya?

Yeah, they are little shits about everything. I wouldn't mow one of my neighbor's lawns, he's a little Narcenary and I suspect he's trying to call the cops on me if given the chance. I'm going to fuck his ass up if I catch him creeping on my property.

[road doggy dogg]

kinda looked like Kris Letang of the Pittsburgh Penguins...

[Lock Jaw]

Thank goodness. Now please release RVD.

[road doggy dogg]

minus the stroke I guess

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Barrett

[road doggy dogg]

King drinking that Dew

[Razzamajazz]

jerry keeps drinking but no mountain dew leaves the bottle.....

[Lock Jaw]

Watching Barrett... what ever happened to that other NXT guy that did the shooting star press or w/e... Gabriel? idk. he had "the look" of a guy I thought would be successful but I guess not...

Justin Gabriel did the 450 splash. He pretty much faded into the background once Nexus/Corre was done. He will occasionally enjoy a small push on Superstars every now and then.

[Mercenary]

Jerry has had a sip of dew, and got yelled at for drinking the product placement

[Lock Jaw]

Up next, another TV segment!

[KIRA]

Lawler Shilling for Mountain Dew

[Innovator]

DOGBONER TO THE FACE

[Heisenberg]

Stephanie should come out as the Ultimate Stephanie and rock the ropes with her vag, haha yeah

[slik]

why would anyone not on the network order this PPV?

they most likely won't tbh

[road doggy dogg]

Justin Gabriel did the 450 splash. He pretty much faded into the background once Nexus/Corre was done. He will occasionally enjoy a small push on Superstars every now and then.

450 yeah that was it, I knew it was a "cool top-rope move"

that sucks. did he just not have mic skills or what?

[slik]

World Title Mat,er, In-Ring segment Coming up NEXT live on Special Event!

[road doggy dogg]

Stephanie should come out as the Ultimate Stephanie and rock the ropes with her vag, haha yeah

she could just sex it up on the apron like Lana

#ApronTitties

[Lock Jaw]

Few times he talked when he was a heel, I liked him. Was all like "my move is so deadly" etc....

[slik]

Evan Bourne can do a 450 splash and is expected back soon from injury

[Mercenary]

450 yeah that was it, I knew it was a "cool top-rope move"

that sucks. did he just not have mic skills or what?

I think he got injured a few times which screwed him over

[Heisenberg]

Triple H needs to hit that shit son, that's his wife, his property

[Emperor Smeat]

I think he got injured a few times which screwed him over

That and weed issues I believe.

Edit: Whoops thought it was about Bourne and not Gabriel.

[road doggy dogg]

Like Evan Bourne too

[Razzamajazz]

i see nipples

[Lock Jaw]

Evan Bourne did the Shooting Star Press. Feels like he has been out for years.... People probably won't remember him.

[FourFifty]

Juvi's 450 > Justin Gaberial

[road doggy dogg]

Damn, that sucks. I remember during the Nexus stuff, him and Barrett were the two I thought would do well

Guess I am not fit to be a WWE scout... makes sense, my Madden scouting skills suck too...

[Heisenberg]

Has Vince ever hit someone up the top of the head for staring at his princess? I heard he put Finlay through the Gorilla table for staring at her w/o paying for PPV costs

[Mercenary]

I just got a Big E.... thanks Steph

[Lock Jaw]

Still find it "funny" how Triple H is the "King of Kings", so Steph went and got a song about being "where the kings bow down"

[parkmania]

Rumor has it that Justin Gabriel and Zack Ryder have been going taking turns performing as Adam Rose's "Bunny".

[road doggy dogg]

brb my friend Ryan Coke is at the door. 4th time tonight, fkn needy bastard...

[Heisenberg]

Brie should just get naked and let Bryan fuck her. That is ratings son, c'mon bro

[road doggy dogg]

Has Vince ever hit someone up the top of the head for staring at his princess? I heard he put Finlay through the Gorilla table for staring at her w/o paying for PPV costs

what about Randy Savage questionmark

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Steph

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

8.75 for a beer.

[road doggy dogg]

she has a weird fake face now... still giant mams though

[Mercenary]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn on Punk! I love it!

[Heisenberg]

what about Randy Savage questionmark

Macho Man didn't. I feel he hasn't and if he did then I don't think we'll ever officially find out. He pull any trim surely. He is the Macho Man. I'm pretty sure he gathered her DNA and cloned her in the Macho Lab for him to tackle

[Nicky Fives]

Stephanie references Punk!!!!! He did exist!!!!

[road doggy dogg]

OH SHIT STEPH dropping a pipe bomb

[KIRA]

nice segway steph

[road doggy dogg]

brie showing off those patented mic skills

[erickman]

line of the night

[road doggy dogg]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's low

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Hahaha Steph had that Punk burn tucked away in the holster.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

KNOCK HER OUT

[road doggy dogg]

brie bella going all #YesAllWomen

[FourFifty]

So now we only have a plastic Bella.

[road doggy dogg]

STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN SHOWING HER SPINE

[Razzamajazz]

CATFIIIIIIGGGHHTTTTTT

[KIRA]

oohhhh awww Bree please stop talking

[Nicky Fives]

and the patented "no answer so fans have to turn into Raw on Monday to spike ratings" finish to the segment.....

[road doggy dogg]

whoa

Steph turn off those headlights


actualy don't

[road doggy dogg]

that slap got her titties all hard n shit

had to run to the back 'cause she was gettin' all hot n bothered


steph come here I will take care of those sweater cows

[Heisenberg]

DB gonna fuck that mouth tonight son!

[slik]

please get Brie out of Daniel Bryan's storylines.

Stephanie comically running to the back...

[Razzamajazz]

they were pointing different directions earlier. that slap set em straight

[Lock Jaw]

Brie already knocked up probably

[road doggy dogg]

Ryan Coke likes Stephanie McMahon's nipples

keeping TPWW informed

[dronepool]

That was sort of corny.. she just runs away?

[owenbrown]

so WHEN THE FUCK IS VINCE MCMAHON going to show up in this storyline?!

[Lock Jaw]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ace0cf04ecc0db5a8ce64a4e71ca5cbb/tumblr_n6ip8iNPYr1srbyoyo1_500.gif

[Heisenberg]

Daniel gets Brie home tonight and Irish whips her into the damn kitchen to make a sandwich and then BAM!! Knee Plus!! Damn him!! He was supposed to make her cum tonight!! I can't believe this. He eats a whole tomato and kicks on the tube to watch the news. Cut his music

[Shadrick]

DB gonna fuck that mouth tonight son!

Bruh im tellin ya

[parkmania]

Brie, why would you quit? Let her fire you and then file for wrongful termination.

[KIRA]

So now Steph threatens Nikki I guess?

lets hope shes a better actor than her sister.

[owenbrown]

oh look time for Bray Wyatt to be buried and shuffled to Main Event and Superstars for the rest of his career.

[road doggy dogg]

Daniel gets Brie home tonight and Irish whips her into the damn kitchen to make a sandwich and then BAM!! Knee Plus!! Damn him!! He was supposed to make her cum tonight!! I can't believe this. He eats a whole tomato and kicks on the tube to watch the news. Cut his music

then.........



THE DEMON KANE

[Dark One]

It's awfully Bobo in this thread tonight.

[road doggy dogg]

oh look time for Bray Wyatt to be buried and shuffled to Main Event and Superstars for the rest of his career.

why do you say that?

I think Bray has been one of the absolute best characters in the WWE the past few months... /shrug

[KIRA]

I really doubt Bray will be put on the back burner

[road doggy dogg]

It's awfully Bobo in this thread tonight.

what the fuck are you talking about

gifs suck

you should feel bad

[slik]

shutup owen

that isn't going to happen

bray will prob win

[Heisenberg]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q9K2SZS0z08/T_pvaxCPjvI/AAAAAAAAAWo/RuF3e3h3mnc/s1600/Masked-kane-wallpaper+(3).jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Time for Duct Tape

[Nicky Fives]

surprised Last Man Standing is not the main event.....

[Razzamajazz]

catching flies
in his mouth
tasting freedom

[road doggy dogg]

fuckin love Wyatt character

so good

[Lock Jaw]

Or Passion of the Cena Part 3/4. Forget what we are up to now.

[owenbrown]

DERP!

[Dark One]

what the fuck are you talking about

gifs suck

you should feel bad

http://37.media.tumblr.com/2548c2d02f3688d63bfde131f4ac45ad/tumblr_n6d5dzFQUu1rofocqo1_500.gif

[Heisenberg]

It's awfully Bobo in this thread tonight.

You can taste the Testosterone running through my posts tonight. You are witnessing the power of post right here

You are experiencing the 4 time Spammy winner in action

[road doggy dogg]

ppv is a lot better if you are drunk

[road doggy dogg]

LET'S GO CENA

CENA SUCKS

[parkmania]

What's Bray's shirt say? Champion of...

[owenbrown]

why do you say that?

I think Bray has been one of the absolute best characters in the WWE the past few months... /shrug

because it's John "Superman Forever" Cena

[Heisenberg]

I don't know how to watch wrestling sober, that sounds pretty damn painful

[road doggy dogg]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYEAH!

[Poit]

Did we just get a "coming down the aisle"?

[Blonde Moment]

oh look time for Bray Wyatt to be buried and shuffled to Main Event and Superstars for the rest of his career.

I suspect he was set to go after Bryan again after jobbing out to Cena

[road doggy dogg]

I'm working on it.

feel bad for UTTERLY EMBARRASSING YOU in tag team turmoil tournament...


not really tho

but sorry

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MY TIME IS NOW

[Heisenberg]

Potential Money Club: Club WWE Network X Strippers n' Blow

You just watch wrestling and have strippers grind on your junk and have cocaine running throughout the club area

[road doggy dogg]

I don't know how to watch wrestling sober, that sounds pretty damn painful

let's chokeslam some fuckin toads

[FourFifty]

John Cena has a history of ethnic friends.

[el bobbo]

Will Cena overcome the odds?

[KIRA]

Do the Usos owe Cena money why do they keep helping him

[owenbrown]

FUCK OFF USOS YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS IN SUPER CENA'S MATCH! :foc:

[FourFifty]

The "load" was too high.
During a Cena match....
Really?

[KIRA]

"Champion of Suffering"

[road doggy dogg]

forum tried to tap us out

WE OVERCAME!

#LastManStanding

[Heisenberg]

nWo brethren in the crowd, nice

[road doggy dogg]

Cena... on wobbly legs... powering Wyatt into the air!

[slik]

this would be the perfect time for CROW Sting to debut in the stands

[Heisenberg]

Usos need to hit Harper with a can of SPAM, UCE

[Razzamajazz]

why the fuck would harper turn away from cena to do a dive. poor psychology
/smark

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Damn it Guac takes 30 minutes to chill in the fridge? Shit I guess nachos will be guacless this round.

[road doggy dogg]

this would be the perfect time for CROW Sting to debut in the stands

Sting fan in audience.... pulls off the mask.... IT'S FUCKIN' STING!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Was the crowding booing or Uooing for that moonsault?

[Heisenberg]

this would be the perfect time for CROW Sting to debut in the stands

Confused Main Event Mafia Sting debuting with Evolution would work too

[Lock Jaw]

UCE!!!!!

[KIRA]

I miss chair shots to the head at times like thus

[road doggy dogg]

love Wyatt's boots [/teehee]

[Heisenberg]

Rikishi knows how to produce quality Poop, UCE!!

[Heisenberg]

It's got a really big fight feel going on here SPAM eaters

[road doggy dogg]

love when moves look like they're not telegraphed

that suplex through the table was nice spot evne though it was just a "normal move" or w/e... know what I mean

[FourFifty]

Damn it Guac takes 30 minutes to chill in the fridge? Shit I guess nachos will be guacless this round.

Or don't chill it.

[road doggy dogg]

maestro wyatt

[Heisenberg]

I'm grateful someone went through the damn thing

[road doggy dogg]

Did Michael Cole just say "Bray-washed" or am I giving him entirely too much credit

[Razzamajazz]

holy shit

[road doggy dogg]

nice toss

[Lock Jaw]

NO MERCY

[KIRA]

just how "heavy" are those steps

[FourFifty]

BAH GAWD, CENAS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

[Razzamajazz]

bad time to show the replay

[road doggy dogg]

even though everyone on internet is a dickbutt and hates Cena, he does the "main event match" style really good

match has been v entertaining

[slik]

this is a good match so far

[Sepholio]

Bray HAS to win this or it goes double count out

[road doggy dogg]

GET THE TABLES

[Dark One]

even though everyone on internet is a dickbutt and hates Cena, he does the "main event match" style really good

match has been v entertaining

True story. I thought they were going to go way too heavy on the smoke and mirrors like they did with the cage match, but this has been pretty good and engaging.

[Razzamajazz]

which uso was that that fucked up. better have been jey

[Razzamajazz]

it was jimmy :(

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to assume the Wyatts and Usos were too busy with catering for why they were gone for soo long.

[owenbrown]

the GODDAMN USOS AGAIN :rant:

[Heisenberg]

I never get bored of Holy Shit chants.

[road doggy dogg]

holy shit

[FourFifty]

The lack of Cena in this match makes it better.

[Razzamajazz]

i do that in the vidya game

[Sepholio]

HOE LEE SHIT

[slik]

correction

this is a very good match so far

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek:

[road doggy dogg]

hahahah totally unfiltered "holy shit" chant right next to camera

[Heisenberg]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c65b4dd1c79a3316e6d7dc6f8ab85cec/tumblr_my4jcvKyqG1rge9rdo1_500.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

was that Kane

[road doggy dogg]

YOU CAN'T SEE ME MOTHERFUCKER

[FourFifty]

So does this count as Cena winning with the AA?

[Razzamajazz]

cena cheated

[KIRA]

did theyjust set of the pyro?

[road doggy dogg]

great match

[owenbrown]

fuck.... Cena is gonna win

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Trap win no matter what is a ducttape win to me.

[slik]

ffffffffffffuck

really wanted Bray to win

Owen was right :(

[Lock Jaw]

John Cena overcame the odds!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:n:

[road doggy dogg]

really want a NEVER GIVE UP sponge

will inspire me to wash dishes with gusto

[Sepholio]

uhg -_-

[Emperor Smeat]

Really great match. Way better than their cage match.

Was hoping for a Bray victory though.

[Poit]

So does this count as Cena winning with the AA?

Yes

[owenbrown]

welp.....back to Main Event & Superstars and NXT for Bray

[owenbrown]

I fully expect the TLP crew to completely shit all over this on Tuesday

[Sepholio]

Ridiculous to have Cena go over there if this is the end of the feud.

[road doggy dogg]

shit all over what

that was a fantastic match

[Nicky Fives]

Yes

easiest Tipsters selection of the PPV for me.... no way Wyatt was winning in my eyes.

[slik]

again with the weird mitb commercial

[FourFifty]

And JBL's dew is now open.

[Lock Jaw]

Love seeing John Cena win, and the reaction that happens on the internet afterwards.

[Heisenberg]

Fuckin weird ass theme song.

I'm not really diggin it

Sounds like the Thong Song

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Not sure why everybody is butthurt. Cena was always going to win a Last Man Standing match.

Allows them to take the Wyatts off TV for a few weeks while they figure out their next program.</font>

[KIRA]

I'm curious to see how/if Bray will spin this

[Kingofdaswing]

JBL just said it: "If Cena didn't bury Wyatt it would still be going"

[Heisenberg]

Alicia Fox x Paige

Let's give them our undivided attention

[slik]

It was a great match with a poor ending

why did Cena need to win? what was gained? all the post match talk is about how great Cena is. Sigh.

[road doggy dogg]

WWE PAIGE TIME

[Lock Jaw]

MAIN EVENT TIME!!!

[Fenix122]

Lol I was about 5 minutes behind...

[slik]

Alicia Time!

[owenbrown]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/u0B9Fc6LgMo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[road doggy dogg]

PAIGE
RULES


best sign of the night

[road doggy dogg]

paige is so pretty

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If Paige gave me a hug I would probably blush and babble like an idiot.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

I would poke her with my erection and ask her to touch ti

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

easiest Tipsters selection of the PPV for me.... no way Wyatt was winning in my eyes.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Rusev+acolade&go=Submit&qs=n&form=QBIR&pq=rusev+acolade&sc=5-7&sp=-1&sk=

[el bobbo]

This is broadcast in the Middle East, but do they have to censor the Diva's match?

[road doggy dogg]

did she just slap paige in the titty

[slik]

Paige does not look like Barry Wyhndam

STF JBL

[Razzamajazz]

This is broadcast in the Middle East, but do they have to censor the Diva's match?
they will super impose hijab's over their heads

[road doggy dogg]

Alicia does that suplex perfectly

[Poit]

Such a great northern lights suplex.

[road doggy dogg]

want to choke Paige..............

[road doggy dogg]

someone make gif of alicia's hand over paige's face and her licking her fingers

[road doggy dogg]

"Paige is not able to mount any offense"

.....phrasing

[Razzamajazz]

what does the fox say

[road doggy dogg]

rofl "STOP SCREAMING" sign

[DaveWadding]

Paige needs to work on a seated senton. to my face.

[road doggy dogg]

boom fuck yes paige

[FourFifty]

Don't think I've been too bad so far...

[Poit]

Paige wins with paid time off!

[Heisenberg]

Paige fuckin people up with that submission. I wonder if she has to pee real bad or something. Match ended too soon

[road doggy dogg]

wish I was in Chicago tonight, would celebrate after the PPV with her, buy her drinks...

[Heisenberg]

Great PPV, still don't understand the Thong Song being the theme

[KIRA]

Shed be scarier if she was just calm about losing

[road doggy dogg]

shut up Michael Cole you're full of shit

[Emperor Smeat]

Well at least nobody got wedgied this time.

[Razzamajazz]

fox channeling her inner 1998 jericho

[road doggy dogg]

what the serious fuck is up with Booker T's hair

he makes it so hard to not make fun of black people

[Razzamajazz]

that guy peeking out from the sign

[Heisenberg]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Evolution_logo.jpg

VS

http://img2.blog.zdn.vn/48061768.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They blurred out the writing.

[road doggy dogg]

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[DaveWadding]

BLUETISTA

[Poit]

I don't think Batista got the color scheme memo.

[road doggy dogg]

roflllllllllllll batista's ring attire

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jesus christ Batista has to be actively trying to have the worst attire ever</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What the hell Batista is wearing Sin Cara gear without the mask.

[Fenix122]

Way to match with your partners Batista...

[road doggy dogg]

hahahahah fuck sake batista you fucking gobshite

[KIRA]

lol Batista

[FourFifty]

BEARDtista

[road doggy dogg]

I SEE THE LINE IN THE SAAAAAAAAAN

[Razzamajazz]

did batista forget his gear and have to borrow some

[Lock Jaw]

Sin Caratista

[road doggy dogg]

BATISTA
IS A
ANIMAL

2nd-best sign tonight

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Batista's attire.

Sort of looks like one of those generic type wrestlers I used to own as a kid.

[owenbrown]

Batista is officially Douchebag Smurf

[parkmania]

The last month or so, I've been noticing a disturbing trend - Batista looks more and more like former Pittsburgh Steeler Franco Harris:

http://media.philly.com/images/052611_harris-400.jpg

[Poit]

"Spear me Roman!" sign :lol:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Batista before the show: "What the fuck do you mean you were joking when you said we were wearing blue tonight!?"</font>

[dronepool]

I like the Batista gear, he sticks out better.

[slik]

I love Bluetista and Batista in general