The Official WWE P'Back Thread - Brought to You by the Number 11

[Lock Jaw]

Featuring WWE Paige vs. Crazy Alicia in your MAIN EVENT

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ppv_matchups_teaser_large/public/match/image/2014/05/20140526_Payback_Match_PaigeAlicia_LIGHT_HP.jpg

[Cool King]

Was just about to make this thread. :y:

[Razzamajazz]

i hope the network on my xbox has stopped randomly freezing

[Nicky Fives]

Kickoff show not being on YT is a pain, as we canucks cannot get The Network *shameless plug......

[Tazz Dan]

This thread has been SlickyTrickyStuck for your convenience.

[Cool King]

Also, I see that I'm the only one that has Alicia to win for Tipsters.

It's going to be so sweet when she does win.

[Tazz Dan]

Also, I see that I'm the only one that has Alicia to win for Tipsters.

It's going to be so sweet when she does win.

Let's be honest. Paige could be wrestling a dead hamster and you'd still tip against her.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope RVD gets bullhammered into the unemployment line tonight....

[Cool King]

Let's be honest. Paige could be wrestling a dead hamster and you'd still tip against her.

I do think that Alicia will win tonight.

It's actually got nothing to do with my dislike of Paige. If the champion was any other Diva, I'd still go for Alicia.

[FourFifty]

Was just about to make this thread. :y:
I was going to call mine "Payback's A Bitch"

[FourFifty]

PepsiCo Branded Sugar Water presents: WWE- Expendable PPV

[FourFifty]

Still hate Booker T's haircut.... about as much as A-Rye.

[slik]

If you're ready for payback give me a hell yeah

[FourFifty]

And their guest tonight is Kofi "Nada Goin' On" Kingston

[slik]

the back will be pay

if ya smelllll-el-el-el-el what the rock is cooking

[Poit]

This Hornswoggle/El Torito rivalry is reaching new heights.

[FourFifty]

Didn't someone say "TNA: Backpay"

[FourFifty]

This Hornswoggle/El Torito rivalry is reaching new heights.

Which reminds me- did you get my pm?

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot this was in Chicago. Should be lots of CM Punk chants.

[FourFifty]

Batista's spear looks like a running hug.

[Cool King]

I hate to ask, but does anyone have a stream for the pre-show?

All I'm coming across are NXT streams.

[Lock Jaw]

Check your rep. Seems to work good.

[Poit]

Which reminds me- did you get my pm?

I did. :y:

Batista's spear looks like a running hug.

He just sorta falls over onto someone.

[Razzamajazz]

I hate to ask, but does anyone have a stream for the pre-show?

All I'm coming across are NXT streams.
yes

[slik]

Cool King please do not SmackYourTV as a result of cough-dot stream cough-com hunting

[FourFifty]

The fact that a midget is the high point of 3MB makes me sad...

[Lock Jaw]

Mine died. Cool King must have joined.

[FourFifty]

John Cena and his ethnic friends.

[Cool King]

Forgot this was in Chicago. Should be lots of CM Punk chants.

I thought it would be great if Punk's music hits tonight and out comes a guy wearing his hoodie with the hood up but you can't see his face, everyone thinks it's Punk and he kneels down and does his thing before yelling "It's clobberin' time!" and he jumps up and then the guy says

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!!!!

It's would be none other than Bad News Barrett.

That would be great. The heat he would get would be insanely entertaining.

[FourFifty]

Gonna make some pasta during the preshow.

[Mercenary]

nice product placement. I bet none of those will be drank.

[FourFifty]

Perhaps I'll stir my pot to the tune of the CM Punk chants.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<a href="http://imgur.com/WY46vwL" title="WWE Payback Main Event"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/WY46vwL.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="WWE Payback Main Event"/></a>

[FourFifty]

El Burrito.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Perhaps I'll stir my pot to the tune of the CM Punk chants.

Do you stir like you dance?

[Razzamajazz]

el torito has a dildo coming out his ass

[FourFifty]

The 3 & A Half Man Band

[slik]

this will probably be the shittiest pre-show match ever

[Poit]

Perhaps I'll stir my pot to the tune of the CM Punk chants.

I'm imagining you cackling over a smoking cauldron.

[Poit]

Wow, it's like WWE saw the great match these two had at Extreme Rules and told them to stop.

[FourFifty]

I was expecting Slater to come out with short hair.

[Cool King]

Charles Robinson catching El Torito and throwing him back will be a looped gif in no time.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This is wonderful.</font>

[FourFifty]

If this crowd was in Full Sail you'd hear a "Better Than Batista" chant.

[Razzamajazz]

LOL double mask

[Sixx]

http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/736x/11/6e/bd/116ebd6ecc9ba25832bc3aeff0c3e048.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

getting ready to watch my girl WWE Paige

[slik]

baldswoggle

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Torito channeling MJ with his shirt.

[FourFifty]

One of these days I wouldn't mind seeing an eyebrows match...

[Mercenary]

Wasn't a bad match. Seen worse

[Poit]

LOL double mask

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0852.html

[Dark One]

I'm sure glad I tuned in to the pre-show a few minutes ago. Maybe they'll be done with shaving Hornswoggle's head by the time the show actually starts.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the pre-show, who won and was it as good or worse than the WeeLC match?

[Cool King]

Hornswoggle is such a good sport. A man of his word.

A bad guy would have ran away and tried to avoid getting his hair cut.

[Lock Jaw]

Took 8 years for Hornswoggle to be entertaining.

[slik]

Barry Horowitz

[FourFifty]

KOFI VS BO!

BOFI!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BO DALLAS PPV DEBUT TONIGHT! DO YOU BO-LIEVE IN MIRACLES?!

[Lock Jaw]

R.I.P. The Brotherhood

[slik]

Missed the pre-show, who won and was it as good or worse than the WeeLC match?

match was good, post match segment dumb

[Dark One]

Any other matches they want to wedge in with no build at the last possible moment?

[slik]

Time for Kofi to BOlieve

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

My Roku said I had the option of watching the pre-show in Spanish :eek:

[Razzamajazz]

remember when bo dallas was in a royal rumble

[Mercenary]

My Roku said I had the option of watching the pre-show in Spanish :eek:


Si?

[Emperor Smeat]

A lot of comments from people in Chicago and around WWE regarding tonight. In Chicago, the Blackhawks/Kings series is gigantic in town. A lot of people have said that people with wrestling tickets have been trying to sell them and then stay home or to go a sports bar and watch the game, which is head-to-head. Some have said they are going to eat their tickets. WWE usually has seat fillers for big shows for visible seats so if there are empties, they'll be covered. If there are big cheers that seem to make no sense, it could be Blackhawks goals.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That doesn't count Razz. He wasn't a Boliever then.

[road doggy dogg]

Nice... Hola addon for Firefox works for live PPVs, never got it to work for Chrome. Suck it, Unblock-US

[Lock Jaw]

Imagining people literally "eating their tickets". Like w/ a knife and fork.

[road doggy dogg]

tickets just empty carbs :'(

[Mercenary]

Odds on those Mt.Dews remaining unopen

[Poit]

Don't forget to vote for Poittham Up in the Tag Team Turmoil tournament (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=126731). :y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What announcer will be the first to drink of their Diet Dew?

[road doggy dogg]

oooooooh Cesaro so slick

[Poit]

tickets just empty carbs :'(

Lots of fiber, though.

[road doggy dogg]

Don't forget to vote for Poittham Up in the Tag Team Turmoil tournament (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=126731). :y:

that is under-handed :nono:

[road doggy dogg]

Chicago might know a thing or two about Paul Heyman guys........................................

[Dark One]

Well played, Paul Heyman.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Heyman :)

[road doggy dogg]

hahahah Heyman so good

[Razzamajazz]

fucking love heyman

[Poit]

that is under-handed :nono:

Nice signature. ;)

[road doggy dogg]

rofl MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR

[road doggy dogg]

Spanish Mountain Dew

[Mercenary]

Don't forget to vote for Poittham Up in the Tag Team Turmoil tournament (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=126731). :y:


I did, but not for you though. Sorry

[KIRA]

I hate that the streak ended but I love Heyman shoehorning it in EVERY chance he gets.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I could listen to Heyman say BROCK LESNAR all day.</font>

[slik]

what did heyman say, I missed it

[Poit]

what did heyman say, I missed it

rofl MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR

Basically that.

[Razzamajazz]

what did heyman say, I missed it
he shut down a cm punk chant

[road doggy dogg]

mentioned Cesaro is a "Paul Heyman Guy™", crowd starts CM Punk chant, he says "HE'S NOT HEREEEEEEE" and says @ United Center, where the BLACKHAWKS (pop) are playing tonight, then their streak is going to end just like HIS CLIENT BROCK LESNAR ended Undertaker's

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

what did heyman say, I missed it

Said Sorry CM Punk is at the United Center watching the Blackhaws lose their Stanley Cup winning streak.

[KIRA]

It must be the endtimes I'm looking foward to Paige v Fox

[slik]

rofl

[road doggy dogg]

2? 2! 2!

[slik]

really want Cesaro to go over clean

[Emperor Smeat]

Love those uppercuts Cesaro does.

[road doggy dogg]

lol love hearing Heyman scream maniacally

[KIRA]

This is actually alot better than I thought it would be.

[Corndad]

Cesaro isn't probably gonna win this match but I'm gonna predict he headlines SummerSlam this year somehow.

[slik]

for fuck sake

ugh

[road doggy dogg]

ohhhhhhhhh shit Sheamus

[Razzamajazz]

i counted 16 swings, dumbass crowd

[road doggy dogg]

great match but damn

[KIRA]

damnit

[Cool King]

A small package!?

[road doggy dogg]

i counted 16 swings, dumbass crowd

I've complained about this before but STUPID POSTERS said I was wrong..........

They could like half-revolutions, so stuPid

[slik]

good match overall, wish Cesaro won

not interested in Sheamus at all tbh

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good match.

[Corndad]

Heyman should totally spin around outside the ring when Cesaro does that lol

[Cool King]

i counted 16 swings, dumbass crowd

I've noticed that the crowd doesn't seem to count the swings. They seem to count the seconds.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Achievement Unlocked: Do a possum pin</font>

[Razzamajazz]

and my xbox one stream crashed

[KIRA]

How dare he win?

[road doggy dogg]

don't see how YES! can be even mentioned in same sentence as Rock's/Austin's catchphrases... c'mon WWE Network, you're better than this

[Sepholio]

Great match. Honestly used to despise both of these guys but now that I have given them a chance I have learned that both men, but especially Cesaro, are pretty damn awesome performers.

[FourFifty]

I miss Goldust's wig...

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Brotherhood are breaking up here</font> :(

[el bobbo]

Battle of the shitty mashup themes.

[KIRA]

Well its heel turn time for Cody....although I'd rather it be Goldust

[road doggy dogg]

care so little for Ryback and Axel

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

don't see how YES! can be even mentioned in same sentence as Rock's/Austin's catchphrases... c'mon WWE Network, you're better than this

Maybe they are but the voters aren't.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Let's go Hawks chant.

[Sepholio]

Battle of the shitty mashup themes.

The Rhodes theme music isn't all that horrible IMO.

[erickman]

I miss Goldust's wig...

they need to have alicia fox run in the ring with it.

[Cool King]

There was a poll on WWE.com a while back for WWE Countdown, asking who you thought the best "big man" was and it gave you a choice of ten men.

That's not really letting the fans decide, if you think about it. The way the show talks about it, it was like everything and anything was available to put forward for the top 10. It's not like that at all.

[Lock Jaw]

Loved the Sheamus/Cesaro match. Was a good brawl.

Also don't mind Sheamus winning so much, since he didn't win in the definitive manner that he usually does. Meaning this ain't ovah.

[Lock Jaw]

Really don't want The Rhodes Bros. to break up.

Don't know why WWE can't seem to focus on tag teams. Pretty much "Give this team the title for awhile.... ok, now job them out a bit and break them up".

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Goldberg chants for Ryback are beyond retarded now. At least they made some semblance of sense when he was fucking guys up left and right.</font>

[Cool King]

Let's go Hawks chant.

I don't get the point of them chanting it.

I doubt the Hawks are going to hear them from inside the arena.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Really don't want The Rhodes Bros. to break up.

Don't know why WWE can't seem to focus on tag teams. Pretty much "Give this team the title for awhile.... ok, now job them out a bit and break them up".

Blame The Rockers. Every team now is a break up and push one of them because HBK's career went so well and Marty's went to shit.

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>The Goldberg chants for Ryback are beyond retarded now. At least they made some semblance of sense when he was fucking guys up left and right.</font>

I've always thought the chant was retarded.

Ryback is nothing like Goldberg.

[FourFifty]

..........Did he really just do that>

[Shadrick]

Someone get the gif up of what looks like Goldy stroking his junk.

[Cool King]

Really don't want The Rhodes Bros. to break up.

Don't know why WWE can't seem to focus on tag teams. Pretty much "Give this team the title for awhile.... ok, now job them out a bit and break them up".

I wouldn't really miss them if they do break up.

Cody going solo would be great. They haven't really done that much as a team, if I remember correctly.

[Poit]

Ow.

[road doggy dogg]

Rhodes with an awesome moonsault

[erickman]

There was a poll on WWE.com a while back for WWE Countdown, asking who you thought the best "big man" was and it gave you a choice of ten men.

That's not really letting the fans decide, if you think about it. The way the show talks about it, it was like everything and anything was available to put forward for the top 10. It's not like that at all.

yeah when they had the brood as 2nd best group of all time over nwo or 4 horeseman i knew that poll was crap.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Countdown is a good show if you just ignore the list and watch it as a mini-documentary.

[road doggy dogg]

here we go

[road doggy dogg]

Cody :'(

[Mercenary]

not this way!

[Poit]

Huh, not the breakup I was expecting.

[FourFifty]

So, any guesses on Goldust's new tag team partner?
Pretty sure it's Sting.

[KIRA]

didnt see that coming

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ Brotherhood is done.

Might be the most nonchalant breakup in years.

[Razzamajazz]

"it's muh dale call"

i hate this commercial. they're hunting, so why use the call if they don't shoot him?

[Heisenberg]

Michael Cole taking a shot at the Cubs, damn.

[slik]

lana could turn a gay man straight, just saying...

[Lock Jaw]

Hmmmmm.... that was actually interesting. Cody's Crisis of Confidence could be a good angle.

Especially if it leads to him (and the Brotherhood) being stronger than ever.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Roku Stream went down did he say anything before "brother to brother you need a better tag team partner than me"?

[Mercenary]

Leggy Lana

[el bobbo]

I'm gonna tell you guys a secret. I would probably bang Lana.

[slik]

cody with the anti-heel turn tag breakup...did not expect that

[Heisenberg]

I love it when Lana talks dirty about America. She isn't fooling me, she's American as fuck

[road doggy dogg]

Hmmmmm.... that was actually interesting. Cody's Crisis of Confidence could be a good angle.

Especially if it leads to him (and the Brotherhood) being stronger than ever.

yeah I hope they do something good with it

[KIRA]

Piss break

[road doggy dogg]

Lana has dat ass, but otherwise meh

[FourFifty]

Really not a fan of one named dudes...

[slik]

Roku Stream went down did he say anything before "brother to brother you need a better tag team partner than me"?

He got sad and told Goldust he needed a better tag team partner than himself (Cody) and walked off distraught

[Heisenberg]

Not much to Udria and Machka back home eh Rusev? Got a little competiton problem back in Russia?

[Lock Jaw]

Moskau moskau

[Razzamajazz]

that flight from moscow is one hell of a commute for rusev to make his dates

[FourFifty]

lana could turn a gay man straight, just saying...

I forgot who, but someone said Lana looks like the kind of woman who would fuck you, and be so damned controlling and demanding that you might not like it.

[slik]

Big E waving THE FUCK outta that flag

[Dark One]

Hmmmmm.... that was actually interesting. Cody's Crisis of Confidence could be a good angle.

Especially if it leads to him (and the Brotherhood) being stronger than ever.

What in the history of WWE has ever happened to make that seem even possible?

[el bobbo]

USA USA USA

[Dukelorange]

I need a consistent stream. The one I'm on is crashing.

Thanks...

[FourFifty]

Big E with the the cheap face flag pop.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Waving that flag is the most personality Rusev has shown in months.

[road doggy dogg]

I WILL WAVE MY FLAG MORE FURIOUSLY THAN THOU

[Emperor Smeat]

With the way they are waving those flags, kind of expecting them to start nailing each other with them any moment now.

[Lock Jaw]

What in the history of WWE has ever happened to make that seem even possible?

Daniel Bryan had a Crisis of Confidence that led to him being the most popular guy.

[slik]

Big E in full on Kurt Angle USA gear

[road doggy dogg]

I need a consistent stream. The one I'm on is crashing.

Thanks...

what, do people still not have the network


just use firstrownow.eu

[Lock Jaw]

Want to see them do battle with the flags.... American/Russian Gladiator style.

[KIRA]

Are they chanting for Ziggler

[el bobbo]

Nice. "We Want Ziggler"

[road doggy dogg]

Rusev bores me

hate guys that need a mouthpiece bc they have no mic skills at all... esp if they are lumbering slow big guys...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We the People chant.

[road doggy dogg]

yeahhhh look at that Lana titty on the apron

[Lock Jaw]

Apparently they want Ziggler

[Razzamajazz]

ouch

[FourFifty]

That... Was cool!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HOLY SHIT.

[road doggy dogg]

nice move by Big E

[Shadrick]

THREE AINT ENOUGH MAN I NEED FIVE *BEAT DROPS*

[Heisenberg]

Goddammit America, we're getting fucked over by this guy

[road doggy dogg]

music sounds like soundtrack from an old Bond film

[Mercenary]

Showed emotion with his finisher for once

[FourFifty]

So if you said Russev would win with the Accolade, go ahead and claim your prize. Please get in line with an exclusive group known as "everybody" to get your prize.

[road doggy dogg]

love apron titties

[slik]

weirdest money in the bank commercial ever

[road doggy dogg]

wtf talking wad of bills

making me not want to watch ppv

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev crush. kill. destroy.

[FourFifty]

We're about to become BOlievers here!

[Heisenberg]

SOS I am a black guy!!

[KIRA]

so thats where the rest of the animation for budget for slam city went

[road doggy dogg]

i wonder if daniel bryan and brie ever have sex just wearing his two belts

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SOS are you shelton? SOS Are you the brian?!

[slik]

I BOlieve

[road doggy dogg]

bro avec headband walking down stairs with beers

such a bro

[slik]

Kofi will BOlieve soon enough.

[Shadrick]

man i had a dream once that kofi was trying to save john cena from a beatdown from brock lesnar, and he ran in the ring and got F5'd out of the ring thru the announce table

yes, kofi is a jobber, even in my dreams.

[Lock Jaw]

I still say that he should give up only ONE of the belts. Say that anyone who wants can fight for it, and win it.... but when he comes back, he will unify them both again.

[Corndad]

Lose their match Bo??? LOL

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TE-BO-ING in the middle of the ring.

[slik]

wtf

[road doggy dogg]

cheap heat making fun of local team...

[Heisenberg]

KANE!!! DAMMIT, DAMN HIM!

[Lock Jaw]

Bo Dallas entrance better on NXT with the video screen right behind him, and the "BOLIEVE" unfolding in time with his movements/song.

[KIRA]

I DON'T Bolieve this love Kofi I can't watch him lose to Bo Dallas

[Corndad]

Kane's here to mess stuff up.

[road doggy dogg]

THE DEMON KANE!

[Mercenary]

Kane killing Kofi

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is Kane going to become a Bo-liever?

[Dark One]

Save us Brad Maddox, you're our only hope!

[Lock Jaw]

The Demon Kane!! Not to be confused with Corporate Kane.

[KIRA]

So Kofi elected to be the stupid one and stay

[road doggy dogg]

Hope Kane doesn't overwork himself tonight, RoXer needs him to pitch.........

[road doggy dogg]

lazy ass Tombstone, just kinda slumped down...

[road doggy dogg]

hey they got the timing of the pyro right this time gj gj gj

[Sepholio]

Just make Bo join his brother already. This gimmick is horrible....or maybe it is just Bo and his annoying voice. Or both.

[FourFifty]

Bo Dallas vs Kofi Kingston: Kofi is left lifeless in the middle of the ring!

[Mercenary]

lol @ Bo

[Heisenberg]

Bo Dallas looks like a Tatanka/Lex Luger hybrid.

I BOlieve

[road doggy dogg]

this guy kinda stupid, what's the deal

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Bo

[slik]

I love BO lololol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WE BOLIEVE CHANT!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Update: Jerry Lawler drinks the Diet Dew first.

[Sepholio]

He looks like he doesn't BOlieve he is really there.

[FourFifty]

And no one has touched their Mt. Dew.

[Heisenberg]

Who's RVD kicking the shit out of tonight?

Oh no, not BnB, damn, sorry RVD

[Mercenary]

ugh I took my piss break to soon, Hate RVD

[Emperor Smeat]

this guy kinda stupid, what's the deal

He's basically a self-absorbed delusional version of Cena in terms of character.

[Lock Jaw]

RVD. Time for me to pee.

[KIRA]

I really can't recall the last time I went Yeah RVD!

[road doggy dogg]

fuckin bad-ass cape

love BNB

[Razzamajazz]

lemme guess, he'll say something about the blackhawks

[road doggy dogg]

love his gruff ass voice

[KIRA]

He's basically a self-absorbed delusional version of Cena in terms of character.

Then theres that voice

[owenbrown]

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!

[parkmania]

Sigh. Just realized that I didn't put in for Tipsters this time.


Is anyone else having issues with the feed backing up 3 seconds or so and replaying? It has happened twice to me that I noticed - once when Cody was going for a top rope move, and once during the backstage look at DB and Brie.

[road doggy dogg]

RVD looked legitimately worried when BNB said he was getting no more paycheck

[FourFifty]

...was expecting another cheap shot at the black hawks.

[parkmania]

How long until someone brings a "Bo-LEAVE" sign to the front row?

[Lock Jaw]

Hope that is true and RVD is gone after tonight

[Mercenary]

Sigh. Just realized that I didn't put in for Tipsters this time.


Is anyone else having issues with the feed backing up 3 seconds or so and replaying? It has happened twice to me that I noticed - once when Cody was going for a top rope move, and once during the backstage look at DB and Brie.

Watching on my computer the Network works better on it.