RAW is Evolution//June 9th, 2014 The Official RAW Thread so you don't have to

[Lock Jaw]

How did Rollins learn to be a success from Evolution, the losers of the match?

[Innovator]

Woooo cliche bingo!

[slik]

I BOlieve in you Rollins

:heart:

[slik]

WWE going head-to-head with Diane Sawyer and Hillary Clinton right now in the "no questions barred" interview right now.

Nobody asks hard hitting questions like Diane Sawyer

[Lock Jaw]

Very non-nonsensical and weak promo from Rollins

[Corndad]

Cue Cena

[Heisenberg]

I kind of liked that promo, he's a little nervous, but he's got this, Seth Rollins

[Dark One]

God damnit.

I tried to believe. I tried to hope.

Come the fuck on.

[slik]

Damn it Cena

[KIRA]

OMG Cena!

[Cool King]

Don't worry kids, Cena will save the day!

[owenbrown]

SUPER CENA TO THE FUCKING RESCUE! WHAT A SHOCKER! [/sarcasm]

[Lock Jaw]

Also, Seth's music reminded me of his days in NXT when he would come out and spaz out and look like a total goof

[Cool King]

Cutting off Cole as he's still talking.

Good job production monkeys. :y:

[Lock Jaw]

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[owenbrown]

Cena helping out the Shield because FUCK LOGIC!

[KIRA]

I'm sorry Rollins the promo was ehh you tried.

[Dark One]

Well, this whole Shield/Evolution/Rollins thing got a lot more boring tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

So to summarize, the reasons for Rollins heel turn:

- Best for his business
- Evolution taught him how to be a success
- He bought in

[slik]

Owen Bub

I hate Cena too

[slik]

Lock Jaw you got it

[Cool King]

Awesome, Alicia.

And she's brought Aksana with her.

Double awesome.

[Corndad]

So what exactly does Aksana being at ringside do? Let Alicia be her awesome self alone.

[Dark One]

So to summarize, the reasons for Rollins heel turn:

- Best for his business
- Evolution taught him how to be a success
- He bought in

You forgot one:
- WWE Creative after ratings in May
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[Mercenary]

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Hey it's that one guy that does this after every post I make on here

[KIRA]

I'm holding out for an Alicia fox title run and a collision with AJ lee

[Cool King]

Mood rings.

I remember those things back in the 90's. And Cole complains that JBL and Lawler aren't "current".

[Poit]

Cena helping out the Shield because FUCK LOGIC!

... because tonight, the Shield is facing the group Cena has been feuding with?

[slik]

Can't wait until Bray turns face and tag teams with Cena to fight the authority

[slik]

Wish Kharma would come back so I could try to watch Paige hit her submission on her

[Cool King]

So what exactly does Aksana being at ringside do? Let Alicia be her awesome self alone.

And now your question is answered.

[Corndad]

Well guess this is why Aksana was out there.

[KIRA]

See guys a clever writing team would have Alicia come up with some crazy /awesome way to counter that submission since shes tapped to it more than once but no nothing doing I bet.

[owenbrown]

Alicia is one crazy bitch

[Mercenary]

hey that popcorn cost 20 bucks!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D crazy Alicia

[Cool King]

Damn America, what do you put in your popcorn?

That has to be the most yellowest popcorn I've ever seen.

[Heisenberg]

never thought I'd root Alicia Fox, she is living this heel gimmick to the max

[owenbrown]

See guys a clever writing team would have Alicia come up with some crazy /awesome way to counter that submission since shes tapped to it more than once but no nothing doing I bet.

clever writing teams do not exist. Not even Noid could save this show.

[Lock Jaw]

Probably smothered in butter.... obesity running wild! Vladimir Putin would not stand for this!

[slik]

Paige is cool and all but she isn't booked to look strong or tough at all

She seems like if she hit you in real life with her first it wouldn't hurt that match

[KaosDarksol]

Damn America, what do you put in your popcorn?

That has to be the most yellowest popcorn I've ever seen.

butter it makes it tastier

[Cool King]

Probably smothered in butter.... obesity running wild! Vladimir Putin would not stand for this!

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[slik]

where as AJ Lee seems like she could throw a mean punch

and Natalya/Tamina obviously look like they could KO someone

[Heisenberg]

Damn America, what do you put in your popcorn?

That has to be the most yellowest popcorn I've ever seen.

Player's Choice butter, um math, eh like 75% popcorn 25% butter, being generous, I haven't had popcorn in forever since that wave of dumping that flavored shit in it came

[KIRA]

Can't wait until Bray turns face and tag teams with Cena to fight the authority

I suspect that Bray's face run will be same Bray different targets I can't see a face turn for him working any other way

[Cool King]

butter it makes it tastier

Never had that before.

Butter on popcorn doesn't happen over here.

[slik]

Buttered popcorn is amazeballs

[Cool King]

Swagger & Zeb!

[Lock Jaw]

I also miss The Real Americans, and Cesaro using this theme.

[Cool King]

Oh dear, please do say that Swagger will be jobbing to Santino tonight. :(

[owenbrown]

when is Santino finally say "fuck this shit"?!

[Cool King]

Funaki.

[owenbrown]

Zeb Carter?

[Lock Jaw]

Buttered popcorn is alright. Usually go with unbuttered. Mainly because too much butter is just gross.

[Dark One]

when is Santino finally say "fuck this shit"?!

When he becomes Damien Sandow.

[Dark One]

Zeb's superpower is slapping people to make them snap and become badass submission machines.

[Cool King]

Beautiful Gutwrench Powerbomb.

[road doggy dogg]

crap I fell asleep. Can someone summarize any Evolution/WWE Paige stuff that happened tonight...

[Lock Jaw]

crap I fell asleep. Can someone summarize any Evolution/WWE Paige stuff that happened tonight...

- Daniel Bryan was stripped of the title
- Seth Rollins says that he did what he did because it was best for business/Evolution taught him how to be a success/He bought in
- WWE Paige beat Alicia Fox w/Aksana. Alicia then went nuts on Aksana.

[road doggy dogg]

Nice nice... how did Rollins look all [Barney Stinson]suited up[/Barney Stinson]?

[Lock Jaw]

He was suited up and had some generic sounding new music.

[Heisenberg]

He's going to be alright after a few more spotlight promos. He can go in the ring, but he got his message through. It was a little forced and shit, but I'm sure this current setup has some legs and shit.

I'm positive as fuck so this post will probably get shit into the ground. I'm sure it'll bounce back like Juvenile slapping a bitch in the projects though.

[Lock Jaw]

Goldust teaming with SandowDust next week

[Dark One]

Tyler Breeze should be Goldust's partner.

[Mercenary]

Cody debuts as Sliverdust?

[Poit]

Oh goodness. Goldust is going to team with Miz, isn't he?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TYLER BREEZE DEBUTS ON RAW NEXT WEEK! #TakeaSelfie

[road doggy dogg]

Dr. Joseph Maroon

[road doggy dogg]

lol what, Randy Orton on vacation

[Cool King]

The most random sneeze ever.

[Mercenary]

The most random sneeze ever.

So Steph hates sneezing like her dad does?

[Cool King]

The sh-Wyatt Family.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh shit Kevin Hart on Raw.

[owenbrown]

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GUEST HOST SHIT STILL HAPPENING?!

[Mercenary]

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GUEST HOST SHIT STILL HAPPENING?!


Cause Bob Holly is still wrestling out there somewhere

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Owen only complaining cause a black guy is hosting.

[road doggy dogg]

Should get Tracy Morgan to host.

Wait, he didn't actually die, did he?

[owenbrown]

Owen only complaining cause a black guy is hosting.

no I hate guest hosts in general....either have a GM for Raw or don't

[owenbrown]

Should get Tracy Morgan to host.

Wait, he didn't actually die, did he?

still in the hospital

[Cool King]

*Fan holding a "U Can't C Me" sign*

Cena: I see you over there. I see you.

[owenbrown]

for the love of God this crowd needs to throw trash in the ring

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I think Triple H has Ambrose in his pocket now, too</font> :(

[road doggy dogg]

Love the Wyatts' theme. Man how awesome was their WM intro?

[owenbrown]

Bray's reborn to be buried constantly

[Cool King]

Around 15 years ago, those smart phone lights would have been lighters.

Those were the days. :'(

[Lock Jaw]

They should pull the trigger, screw slow build and "due paying" and put the vacant title on Bray Wyatt.

[Lock Jaw]

Love the Wyatts' theme. Man how awesome was their WM intro?

Was just thinking about that... probably gonna go seek out a vid of it after RAW....

[owenbrown]

It's <s>WWE Raw </s> The John Cena Show starring John Cena and introducing Triple H's shovel as himself

[Lock Jaw]

I don't think a heel turn has ever affected me the way that Seth Rollins has.... just sitting here being depressed and reminiscing about good old days and what could have been....

[road doggy dogg]

Why do you hate John Cena so much

[KIRA]

Why do you hate John Cena so much

Yeah I got over that long go I except Cena's character for what it is.

[Frank Drebin]

Love the Wyatts' theme. Man how awesome was their WM intro?

Was pretty sweet being in the crowd at Payback for it. Everyone stood at the start in anticipation like they do/did for an Undertaker entrance.

[owenbrown]

the only thing that would save this show is if Cena sells out and joins the Authority tonight

[Lock Jaw]

If he doesn't do the "shuffle" part of the Five Knuckle Shuffle, does it still count, or is it just Five Knuckle?

[slik]

Kind of wish Hogan woulda been the third man tonight

[Shisen Kopf]

Hollywood Hogan only

[Heisenberg]

Should get Tracy Morgan to host.

Wait, he didn't actually die, did he?

I think they have to amputate one of his legs

[owenbrown]

Money in the Bank is in Boston? gee, I WONDER WHO IS WINNING THE TITLE???

[road doggy dogg]

I think they have to amputate one of his legs

fuck that sucks

[Cool King]

Cena calling out spots.

He really isn't discreet about it.

[Heisenberg]

Crow Sting would mesh well with the Shield attire. I don't see it as a bad idea for a one-off Shield v.s. Newvolution match on PPV

[Dark One]

Did Roman just steal one of the Five Moves of Doom?

[Cool King]

Thanks to Rowan's attire, you can clearly see that the top of his ass crack is sweating profusely.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really thought Harper was going to nail Reigns with the spinning lariat instead of the kick

[Lock Jaw]

I hate that Reigns doesn't do his kick with both feet anymore

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Looks "meh" when he does it with only one foot like he has been doing

[road doggy dogg]

Really made Harper look stupid there. Kicks Reigns in the face, gets the 2-count. Dawdles around and walks into a Spear. Stupid.

[Mercenary]

Money in the Bank is in Boston? gee, I WONDER WHO IS WINNING THE TITLE???


Night of Champions was in Boston a few years back guess who kept the title CM Punk. So your petty hate is flawed there.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Love Ambrose's facial expressions. What a fucking madman. Glad he didn't turn.</font>

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan is totally going to sneak in on the ladder match and take at least one belt.

[Rammsteinmad]

If Cena ever teams with Reigns and Ambrose again, I want him to wear black shorts.

[Krispy Night]

Raw was ok this week. I've seen fire and I've rain. I've seen worse RAW episodes too. Not any "oh my goodness" moments this week outside of Seth Rollins revealing his turn last week was on purpose (I wasn't sure when RAW ended last week if it was an accident).

[DAMN iNATOR]

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GUEST HOST SHIT STILL HAPPENING?!

Because of THIS fucking guy ( \/ ):
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Seriously they just really need to silently let the whole guest host thing die. And bring on a new, not terrible RAW G.M. The Authority can't run the show forever --- well, I mean, they COULD, IF they never want to care about not having crap shows and low ratings...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Raw was ok this week. I've seen fire and I've rain. I've seen worse RAW episodes too. Not any "oh my goodness" moments this week outside of Seth Rollins revealing his turn last week was on purpose (I wasn't sure when RAW ended last week if it was an accident).

Because it's not like Triple H coming out to ringside immediately beforehand and saying, "I ALWAYS have a "Plan 'B'." right before Rollins started attacking made that glaringly obvious or anything. :roll:

[VSG]

Also, Seth's music reminded me of his days in NXT when he would come out and spaz out and look like a total goof

lol I knew you would recognize the theme. It is an altered version of his NXT theme:

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[Krispy Night]

Because it's not like Triple H coming out to ringside immediately beforehand and saying, "I ALWAYS have a "Plan 'B'." right before Rollins started attacking made that glaringly obvious or anything. :roll:

I thought they might be going with a concussion angle, like Rollins got amnesia from being hit so hard he thought he was a member of Evolution.

[owenbrown]

Because of THIS fucking guy ( \/ ):
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Seriously they just really need to silently let the whole guest host thing die. And bring on a new, not terrible RAW G.M. The Authority can't run the show forever --- well, I mean, they COULD, IF they never want to care about not having crap shows and low ratings...

Throw a truckload of money at Bischoff and bring him back

[mhirn3]

Goin to raw and smackdown next week in Ohio but I think im far too lazy to make a sign.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Going to Money in the Bank. Trying to figure out what shirt to wear.

-nWo
-WCCW
-Will You Stop Gorilla Monsoon
-Million Dollar Man tuxedo shirt.
-Nexus.

Just placed an order for:
-NXT The Future is Now Shirt.

Will wear that if it gets here in time.

[Corndad]

I'd go with the Monsoon shirt. Never can go wrong with the Gorilla.

[screech]

Which Nexus shirt?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Which Nexus shirt?

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