RAW is Evolution//June 9th, 2014 The Official RAW Thread so you don't have to

[Heisenberg]

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I totally forgot they are main eventing the Evolution storyline, so I'm in it to win it.

It's time to see where this all plays out.

Thought I'd take charge and make one early, if this is a problem then let me know how you feel. If I have disgraced your honor I'm sorry. I'm not that sorry, but I'll try to act sorry ok?

I hope the Sandow storyline has a big payoff, he could pull off a good disgruntled employee real well.

[Shisen Kopf]

I no longer believe in the shield. I do, however, BOlieve.

[Heisenberg]

are they debuting a new member of the Shield? I don't think they'd do it that fast, might be literally Sting according to the WCW hotline

Could do an opening tease and then unveil someone at the end, that sounds too good though.

[Tazz Dan]

Stickied for you :kiss:

[Heisenberg]

I'm not sure if I made it too early. I woke up not excited for RAW, then I got this message sent by a raven while I was walking the rain and it told me that I was supposed to create a RAW thread for other champions and threatened to poop on me post-haste and I had no time to waste.

[ron the dial]

as i just stated in the casual forum, i really hope that rollins is not in his shield gear tonight like he was a on smackdown. made the whole thing very awkward. put the man in a damn suit and let him wrestle in trunks!

[Heisenberg]

I hope he inherits Batista's awkward promo skills and botches his push. Not really though, but that would somewhat go over with me.

[Heisenberg]

damn just read the news regarding Bryan, hopefully it's just dirt and not true. I will continue to wait on him regardless

[BigCrippyZ]

damn just read the news regarding Bryan, hopefully it's just dirt and not true. I will continue to wait on him regardless

If true, it sounds like it could be a surgical mistake, accidental nerve damage. Sadly this has the potential to end his career way too early. Hopefully it's just temporary or a minor complication and he'll recover just fine.

[Razzamajazz]

I could've been there tonight, except my car decided to be a piece of shit and not work on Saturday. prolly gonna be another 800 bucks to fix.

[Razzamajazz]

there is no such thing as "too early" for a RAW thread. (unless the mods hate you)

[Heisenberg]

MONDAY NIGHT FUCKING RAW!!!

[Corndad]

Sad if the Bryan stuff is true but maybe in long run will be a good thing. Let him get healed and he can come back as the underdog chasing the Title again. Worked once, why not again. Just sucks his two title reigns, one ended like 2 mins after it started and the other was cut really short because of injury.

[Cool King]

What is this news?

Did something go wrong with his surgery?

[Heisenberg]

He might have to drop the belts man. Fuckin sucks

[Cool King]

Damn. It'll be a shame is that does happen.

But being positive, a seven or eight man ladder match for the top title could be pretty interesting/cool.

[Vastardikai]

It's a neck injury, you can't and shouldn't really rush rehabilitation.

For reasons...

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/p/paulorndorff/15.jpg

[Dark One]

What a shitty break for Bryan, assuming we're about to find out the reports are true.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Steph

[Cool King]

Bryan is champ no more.

[Lock Jaw]

Alberto Del Rio 4 Champ!!!!!

[Corndad]

Wasn't that on Raw Steph lol

[ClockShot]

Meh. I don't mind another Orton title run. Gotta be better than the last one.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:(

[owenbrown]

please cue up No Chance in Hell right now

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Here's hoping they have 2 ladder matches now: one for the title, and one for the briefcase</font>

[Cool King]

Triple H's forehead is reminding me of a sausage roll.

[Mercenary]

Here's hoping they have 2 ladder matches now: one for the title, and one for the briefcase


I hope so too as I will be there, and I like ladder matches

[ClockShot]

Authority can go away now. Outlived their welcome/storyline looooooooooong ago.

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>Here's hoping they have 2 ladder matches now: one for the title, and one for the briefcase</font>

Was just about to say the same thing.

[Corndad]

Rollins in the MITB would be outstanding. He won't win it but he would be the show no doubt now Ziggler won't be there.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cena is definitely winning to set up Cena/Brock 2 at SummerSlam.</font>

[Cool King]

Reigns and Ambrose will select Ziggler as their partner tonight.

[Savio]

ugh John Cena

[ClockShot]

Mmmmmmmm. Shield's gonna win. Interesting who'll they'll get as a third guy.

[Mongo Lloyd]

Triple HHH sucks ass

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cue Cena for the partner. The rest of the Shield turns or at least Dean Ambrose does.

[Heisenberg]

If there ever was a time for crow Sting to debut, now would be the time

[ClockShot]

Barrett vs. Sheamus for a spot?

Want Bad News to win, but we'll probably get fucked and Sheamus gets in.

[Mongo Lloyd]

Sheamus wins

[Corndad]

Barrett in that match would be pretty awesome.

[Cool King]

"find humour in the misfortune of others?

Isn't it "find pleasure in the misfortune of others"?

[DrCrawford]

What was wrong with Barretts beard in that promo picture

[ron the dial]

that was a weak ass opening segment

[owenbrown]

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!

[slik]

Positive of no D-Bry: No Brie in the storyline

[Lock Jaw]

Love Bad News Barrett's theme. Took them about fifteen theme songs, but I think they finally got it....

[Corndad]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bpug_WcCAAEZ6AE.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

So, Barrett is going to stay on top of a ladder forever? Will they tear the ring apart around him?

[slik]

Surfer Barrett is here and he has some RAD news

[Heisenberg]

BNB with a sweet promo

I love when they walk and talk to the ring, it's powerful as fuck

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They'll probably have two ladder matches if these two are fighting in a qualifying. Non-squash qualifiers for the first two ones.

[Dark One]

Love Bad News Barrett's theme. Took them about fifteen theme songs, but I think they finally got it....

Shhhh! If they find out, they'll replace it with a crappy techno remix. Right everyone in NXT?

[owenbrown]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It was a long road to get back to my World Heavyweight Championship...but dammit...I DID IT!! The <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23EraOfVacancy&amp;src=hash">#EraOfVacancy</a> begins again! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAW&amp;src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Vacant (@WWEVacant) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEVacant/statuses/476153623722729473">June 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Emeye]

Heisenberg, been seeing you posting comments on RapRadar. Thought that was pretty cool. Yea, RAW IZ WARZONE!!!

[slik]

Side Note: Barrett is looking really lean lately, possibly the best shape he's been in so far in the E.

[Mongo Lloyd]

GHF gay homosexual faggot. Oh I meant barrett

[Corndad]

lol at the "Push Cena" sign

[ClockShot]

This match ain't that bad.

[Corndad]

C'mon Wade

[ClockShot]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCK!

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ Barrett

Match was good.

[Polybius]

It was pretty good then ------ bleh.

[Cool King]

Damn.

I can't say I'm surprised though.

[Corndad]

Put Ziggler/Cesaro/Barrett in a MITB for the actual Briefcase and I'm more excited for that match.

[owenbrown]

fuck you Sheamus

[slik]

Ugh

Fuck

WHY?

Sheamus isn't that over. Del Rio isn't that over.

Ugh

[ClockShot]

So, 2.5 heels. Gotta fill out the rest with faces, right?

[Mongo Lloyd]

Told Ya

[Mercenary]

There better be two ladder matches I havent seen so much shit in one match since Bob Holly was a wrestler.

[DrCrawford]

the MITB match is shaping up TO BE GREAT!

yeah no.

[owenbrown]

DERP #brayisburied

[el bobbo]

Harper is creepy as fuck.

[owenbrown]

Bray is back!.... WOO!

[Dark One]

Might be time for a Spoiler: Sheamus Wins graphic.

[ClockShot]

Hey, Rowan said something.

[Cool King]

Ryder getting squashed by Rusev again tonight.

[GD]

Remember when champion vs champion matches meant something?

[ClockShot]

Gonna come a day when those stilettos snap.

[GD]

Ryder getting squashed by Rusev again tonight.

#SorryAmerica

[Corndad]

This really necessary lol

[el bobbo]

hahaha

[Dark One]

Really needs footage of Putin doing arm curls with tigers with chainsaws for paws.

[GD]

lol at them showing the Obama workout clip :rofl:

[owenbrown]

and Vince gets a call from the White House in 3...2...1...

[Polybius]

She does have the thighs that could crush skull like quail egg.

[slik]

Lana is really good on the mic

[Cool King]

Gonna come a day when those stilettos snap.

And I'll be there to catch her.

[ClockShot]

Kilos?

This is America. We don't do the metric system!

[slik]

KILOS

[Corndad]

They are setting Rusev up for a big push. Maybe a Cena/Rusev feud?

[Corndad]

Poor Ryder

[Cool King]

Pony?

That's a pretty big pony, Lawler.

[ClockShot]

#PoorRyder

[owenbrown]

Vince's assistant: "Mr. McMahon, it's the President on line 1.... he sounds pissed."

[Cool King]

Going to time this.

[Mercenary]

Ryder gonna die quicker than a Bob Holly push.

[owenbrown]

#WOOWOOWOOI'mfutureendeavored

[GD]

Lana is really good on the mic

Well, she is an actress.

[Cool King]

I counted 58 seconds.

[owenbrown]

Way to cause an international incident, Vince

[slik]

I love the flag lol

[slik]

MITB re-cap so far

Ziggler out, Del Rio in

Barret out, Sheamus in

Pants out, Orton in

[KaosDarksol]

They are setting Rusev up for a big push. Maybe a Cena/Rusev feud?

Nah, Rusev is going to squash every black person on the roster... well except for JTG we are just going to forget he exists. This will last all the way until around wrestlemania time where he is put into a feud with Hulk Hogan with a match everyone wants to see at wrestlemania.

[slik]

Kane probably given a bye since he was going to face Bryan for the title

Cena probably in too

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev's contract states he can only fight the same people over and over

[Cool King]

RybAxel!

Awesome.

[Nark Order]

Hey guys. I would like a stream. Hehe

[GD]

http://www.trbimg.com/img-5239f837/turbine/bal-an-interview-with-the-current-wwe-champion-001/600/253x600

[ClockShot]

Goldust and Truth.

Heh heh.

[slik]

Goldust partner will be...

[owenbrown]

well fuck Goldust is losing

[Mercenary]

WHO'S JOBBING!?
WHO'S JOBBING!?
WHO'S JOBBING!?

[Poit]

Time for the weekly Goldust + schmuck vs. Rybaxel match.

[slik]

Narcissus check your rep for a stream link :)

[Lock Jaw]

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[Dark One]

The only partner that could be worse than the people Cody's picked already would be JTG.

[owenbrown]

fucking JBL bringing up the West Texas Rednecks :lol:

[Corndad]

Shout out to Dauber LOL

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ryback shout out to Dauber from &quot;Coach.&quot;

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[slik]

Cody looking constipated back stage

[el bobbo]

Summer Rae is a hardcore bitch.

[Poit]

Bitch had it coming.

[Corndad]

They trying to make Summer a face or what?

[Savio]

Fandango is going to beat the shit outta her.

[owenbrown]

WHAT THE FUCK SUMMER RAE?! DON'T YOU REALISE HOW EXPENSIVE MILK IS THESE DAYS?! HOW FUCKING WASTEFUL :wtf: :shifty:

[slik]

Summer Rae is a damn jezebel, that evil woman

[GD]

So who is the heel in the Layla - Summer Rae feud?

[slik]

LAYLA HAS A DAMN FAMILY! SOMEONE GET IN THERE AND STOP THIS!

[Mercenary]

Cody looking constipated back stage

So the Hardcore Holly Stare?

[Emperor Smeat]

Fandango is going to beat the shit outta her.

Summer Rae for attacking the love of his life or Layla for ruining a good dance dress?

[Lock Jaw]

Don't worry babe, it's just milk, see?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x252/jameswenderson/ok334n-2.gif

Now how about we get weird?

[Savio]

OUTSIDE NOW!

[Savio]

Summer Rae for attacking the love of his life or Layla for ruining a good dance dress?
both

[KaosDarksol]

If Layla could pronounce Fandango right maybe that wouldn't have happened.

[Cool King]

3MB!

[Dark One]

Hornswoggle is the new third member of the Shield.

[Lock Jaw]

So emotional right now.... miss Rollins in The Shield so much..... just not the same with just the two......

[Dark One]

Don't worry babe, it's just milk, see?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x252/jameswenderson/ok334n-2.gif

Now how about we get weird?

http://i.imgur.com/uBsbh.gif

Did somebody say something about getting weird?

[Corndad]

Nice Camera Work there fellas.

[Cool King]

Nice miss of the spear, camera guys. :y:

[slik]

I for one am SHOCKED at how lopsided this battle has been

[KIRA]

I MISS THE TRIO :(

[Lock Jaw]

Really digging the way Ambrose is clutching the mic like a madman

[KaosDarksol]

why is bray wyatt in the crowd behind ambrose?

[Fenix122]

LOVE Dean Ambrose

[GD]

Dean Ambrose is getting dark.

[KIRA]

I love Ambrose so much

[Dark One]

Good, he got a suit. He can get in the limo now.

[Cool King]

Reigns growing a beard.

[GD]

Is there only a single television backstage?

[Savio]

I'm coming for you nigga!

[Lock Jaw]

Miss the trio so much...... Damn........ my emotions..........

[GD]

Roman Reign should call himself the king slayer.

[Dark One]

Miss the trio so much...... Damn........ my emotions..........

Here. Just let Dr. Curtis help.

http://cdn.niketalk.com/6/68/68a82c11_tumblr_mj7b4qUtp11rnux1so2_250.gif

[slik]

Donut piss in the wind

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns of Castamere

[BigCrippyZ]

Ambrose is so fucking awesome. :heart:

[slik]

Ass of the company

[KIRA]

Wait is Patterson gonna reveal he's gay cause......

[KaosDarksol]

I really want their mystery partner to come out through the crowd with them in full on shield gear, but most likely it will just be Cena.

[Evil Vito]

Ambrose fucking rules.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of interested in what a WWE version of Game of Thrones would end up as.

Ambrose was great in that promo.

[Cool King]

Wait is Patterson gonna reveal he's gay

I think so.

He's also going to reveal the other big secret, that the sky is blue.

[Lock Jaw]

MUFASA!!

[KIRA]

on another note john cena should go the whole 9 yrds and get a bulletproof vest for his shield team up

[owenbrown]

go away Usos

[Poit]

Oh gosh.

[Lock Jaw]

Thought Sandow was nude at first

[Dark One]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bae480b7cbde2fa201d31a14523a8b19/tumblr_mr9bluKVIj1rd2v8mo3_250.gif

[Poit]

I... what... ugh.

[Cool King]

Seriously, who did Sandow piss off?

[slik]

poor Sandow

[owenbrown]

Sadnow :'(

[Lock Jaw]

Was never really a Sandow fan but..... he deserves better than this.

[Frank Drebin]

Is there any question that the 3rd man with ambrose and reigns will be Cena?

[Crimson]

Sandow chants!

[Poit]

Does JBL just not understand that interpretive dance is something to be interpreted, not something that interprets? Like, that's why it's not called interpreting dance.

[KaosDarksol]

so how long until they have Damien sandow dress up as cm punk for some cheap heat?

[KIRA]

That thing isnt nearly as maggot gagging as it could be I'm glad Sandow showed some restraint.

[KaosDarksol]

Is there any question that the 3rd man with ambrose and reigns will be Cena?

No but we can always hope that it won't be

[Frank Drebin]

Layla is wet.....

[Dark One]

Is there any question that the 3rd man with ambrose and reigns will be Cena?

I dare to dream.

[Lock Jaw]

Is there any question that the 3rd man with ambrose and reigns will be Cena?

I have it on good authority that it will be CM Punk

[Mercenary]

poor Sandow


Least he isn't Thurman Sparky Plugg

[Frank Drebin]

I have it on good authority that it will be CM Punk

Still too soon, jaw. Still too soon.

[Cool King]

Least he isn't Thurman Sparky Plugg

By the way things are going, he'll be him next week.

[Dark One]

Least he isn't Thurman Sparky Plugg

They haven't been to NASCAR country yet.

[KIRA]

Didn't Sandow originally have a purpose for his ridiculous outfits?

[Corndad]

Countdown is a solid show every week.

[Frank Drebin]

Is it time to bolieve?

[Lock Jaw]

Seems like Xavier Woods is no longer using Brodus Clay's theme

[Dark One]

Hey Xavier Woods has real music and has moved on from inheriting Brodus's gimmick.

Only to give a BOJob.

[Corndad]

What's the water budget for Bo's shirt every week?

[KaosDarksol]

well it looks like Bo Dallas won't be BOlieving in the Shield later tonight

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[KIRA]

Where is Alicia Fox and what does it say that she has become a highlight?

[ClockShot]

Await the day Bo Dallas goes up against Bray Wyatt.

[Frank Drebin]

Xavier woods...now with more beard

[Lock Jaw]

MAGGLE

[slik]

BOLIEVE

[owenbrown]

Where is Alicia Fox and what does it say that she has become a highlight?

it's only hour # 2

[KIRA]

JBL is right Lawler's argument that The Authority is abusing their power when DB can't physically compete is stupid.

[Emperor Smeat]

Can't wait until the day Bo gives everyone in the crowd cookies.

[Dark One]

I can't wait until the entire roster beats the shit out of Bo Dallas.

[Dark One]

Given how the other qualifying matches have gone, who wants to bet that RVD beats Cesaro?

[KaosDarksol]

how many times do we have to see RVD vs Cesaro

[Mercenary]

Oh for Christ sakes if rvd wins this the mitb might as well be a bob holly match as in no one gives a shit

[Lock Jaw]

I hope I don't have to see RVD tonight

[Dark One]

I hope I don't have to see RVD tonight

MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

[ClockShot]

TAKE COVER! THERE'S A STORM COMING!

[slik]

If RVD beats Cesaro I might give up on the mitb match

[ClockShot]

MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE STREAK!

[KIRA]

RVD is quickly becoming my new Rey Mysterio

In that I just want him to not be on my television.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn it all..... was hoping RVD would have been gone after Payback.

How many times do we have to waste a Cesaro match on RVD? RVD drags him down.....

[owenbrown]

http://boxofficeboredom.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Paul-Heyman-client-broke-the-Undertaker-streak-at-WrestleMania.png

[Cool King]

I preferred Cesaro's minitron that he used last week on SmackDown.

It reminded me of the old entrance.

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv72/marchbunny27/8-1_zps2fa9a075.png

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that RVD will win this.

[slik]

RVD is quickly becoming my new Rey Mysterio

In that I just want him to not be on my television.

Hello new best friend KIRA

[Dark One]

I get the feeling that RVD will win this.

You shut up.

[Heisenberg]

Damn it all..... was hoping RVD would have been gone after Payback.

How many times do we have to waste a Cesaro match on RVD? RVD drags him down.....

RVD fuckin rules ass. He's a fellow Comic Book lover. I think you'd guys would get along

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice uppercut counter by Cesaro

[KIRA]

Hello new best friend KIRA

And a hearty hello to you sir!

YEEESSSS! Cesaro

[Cool King]

Matt better not forget the beef.

[Mercenary]

*does a bo victory lap

[Dark One]

http://www.thesteelcage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wqc1I7R.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Ceasro in the MitB title match

[Heisenberg]

Just making sure I'm synced a lil with everyone, Cesaro Neutralizer

[Corndad]

Cesaro gives me hope for this match.

[slik]

Thank God

someone to root for in the mitb match

[slik]

Don't piss in the wind

[Cool King]

I can see Kane filling one the three spaces that are left.

[slik]

Bad feeling Cena will be the Shield's mystery partner because of WWE Logic

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>We're just as surprised as you are that <a href="https://twitter.com/RandyOrton">@RandyOrton</a> owns shorts <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/476179692643299328">June 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

Don't piss in the wind

If you're stuck in the middle of a blizzard, it would be the best thing to do.

[ClockShot]

Why'd ya do it, Seth? Hell, Nancy Kerrigan still ask that question.


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[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>We're just as surprised as you are that <a href="https://twitter.com/RandyOrton">@RandyOrton</a> owns shorts <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/476179692643299328">June 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Funny how none of their wit ever translates to the screen

[Corndad]

Wha... music is this?

[ClockShot]

Seth with generic entrance music #6.

[Cool King]

Nice CAW theme.

Rollins coming out to "Original 8".

[Lock Jaw]

Oh my goodness.... just noticed his neck again..... giraffe neck......

[Mercenary]

Shitty theme almost as bad as bob holly's

[KIRA]

......A slowed down version of the Shield theme???

[Cool King]

Cole wearing an ear piece.

[Dark One]

Disappointed that he didn't come out to the Evolution theme, but I'm assuming that's because Evolution is done.

[slik]

Rollins best for business man

[Mercenary]

Funny how none of their wit ever translates to the screen

because it sucks 99% of the time

[Poit]

BREAKING NEWS: Seth Rollins speaks out

[KIRA]

At certain angles he is CM Punk

[Cool King]

Rollins should destroy his creation with a lethal dose of POISON!

[ClockShot]

WWE going head-to-head with Diane Sawyer and Hillary Clinton right now in the "no questions barred" interview right now.