Shisen KOTF Presents: The WWE Raw Thread 6-23-14 "USA #1" ft. Droford

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>Bad News Barrett should start an angle where he goes to Africa and starts selling domesticated wildlife. Unfortunately, it is of such poor quality that the locals are afraid he's got some bad gnus.</font>

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[Corndad]

Is Barrett a heel or face? He never cheats and he plays to the crowd

He's all kinds of awesome. That's what he is.

[Corndad]

Eddie's Music!

[Mercenary]

Eddie!?

[GD]

Viva La Raza :yes:

[Cool King]

Viva La Raza!

[Innovator]

WE LIE WE CHEAT WE STEAL

[Dark One]

The ghost of Eddie Guerrero is about to--Ohhh.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>FUCK YES Eddie theme</font> :cool:

[Cool King]

Damn, I've missed hearing Eddie's theme on WWE television.

[Corndad]

Kind of a perfect end for Vicki here.

[Droford]

Vickie's getting put in a big kiddie pool of pudding

/spoiler

[Dark One]

There was a creepy amount of Vince McMahon in Stephanie's growl during "Your opponent Vickie? IS ME!"

[Innovator]

I loved hearing that theme

[Cool King]

Kind of a perfect end for Vicki here.

You were saying?

[KyleEmmott]

I KNEW IT.........Too good to be true...Stephanie....WAIT A MUD FIGHT!

[Mercenary]

Atitude era is back!

[Lock Jaw]

Chavito Heat

[Dark One]

That pool is filled with the sum total expulsion of Stephanie McMahon's bowels after that coffee.

[Corndad]

Holy Mount Boobus Steph

[GD]

Rosa Mendez is back!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Female Shield.

[GD]

Vickie got cocky.

[KyleEmmott]

I LOVE STEPHANIE SO MUCH

[Lock Jaw]

Chocolatey goodness

[Corndad]

Be a Star Campaign at it's finest ladies and gentlemen.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did the bell ring?

[GD]

This was an entertaining segment.

[GD]

Did the bell ring?

It was a non sanctioned match.

[Lock Jaw]

Bahaha Steph's dancing/singing awkwardly trailing off

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[GD]

I was so expecting the referee to fall in :lol:

[KIRA]

What is that stuff

[Corndad]

As I said perfect way for Vickie to go. Tribute to Eddie. Comedic Segment she is known for. Good for her.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That went way better than expected. Vickie doing the shimmy was rad.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Bahahaha Steph having such a hard time getting out after all the other ladies just got right out

[road doggy dogg]

Just tuned in............ wtf am I seeing

[Dark One]

<font color=goldenrod>That went way better than expected. Vickie doing the shimmy was rad.</font>

At no point would I have expected a segment involving Vickie and a pool full of mud to be decent.

I don't know what planet I'm on any more.

[Lock Jaw]

Just tuned in............ wtf am I seeing

Stephanie McMahon covered in chocolate.

[ron the dial]

steph really channeled vince on that "you're fired"

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Best seat in the house...mine and hers! <a href="http://t.co/0CBbeqPhro">pic.twitter.com/0CBbeqPhro</a></p>&mdash; Jerry Lawler (@JerryLawler) <a href="https://twitter.com/JerryLawler/statuses/481255082483126273">June 24, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

GET READY FOR STARDUST

[Dark One]

BRACE FOR STARDUST

[road doggy dogg]

yessssssssssssss didn't miss Stardust!

[Dark One]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

STARDUST!

[Cool King]

★DUST

[Corndad]

Love Cody in this role already. Amazing.

[road doggy dogg]

hahahaha I love this

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Diamond Dust for the win.

[GD]

When did Goldust stop stuttering?

[road doggy dogg]

:love: Goldust

[Corndad]

"Now I'm the normal one" LOL

[Cool King]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Best seat in the house...mine and hers! <a href="http://t.co/0CBbeqPhro">pic.twitter.com/0CBbeqPhro</a></p>&mdash; Jerry Lawler (@JerryLawler) <a href="https://twitter.com/JerryLawler/statuses/481255082483126273">June 24, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Stardust

:lol: "Now I'm the normal one"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:D

[tman220]

anyone feel like this is prepping us for Sting?

[ron the dial]

:heart: stardust

[road doggy dogg]

Jack Swagger channeling his inner Jim Halpert haircut

[Cool King]

Wooo, Swagger & Zeb!

[ron the dial]

"Now I'm the normal one" LOL
yeah amazing

[road doggy dogg]

Really like this whole "MITB qualifying match" stuff... harkens back to some King of the Ring ish

[KIRA]

So if my parents were immigrants do Zeb and Swagger not consider me a U.S. citizen

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Really like this whole "MITB qualifying match" stuff... harkens back to some King of the Ring ish

They are not qualifying. They are already both in it.

[ron the dial]

Jack Swagger channeling his inner Jim Halpert haircut
2 short on the sides

[Heisenberg]

Think I saw Mario in the crowd

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So if my parents were immigrants do Zeb and Swagger not consider me a U.S. citizen

Kofi claims to be from Ghana.

[KyleEmmott]

I LOVE STARDUST AND GOLDUST

[Lock Jaw]

Swagger needs The Swagger Soaring Eagle back

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[GD]

Weed the people!

[Dark One]

Swagger needs The Swagger Soaring Eagle back

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I agree, and then at the end of the segment, he should take his head off and reveal...

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[Cool King]

Swagger needs The Swagger Soaring Eagle back

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I'd be all for it.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I honestly wouldn't mind Vickie going into the HOF someday. She took what was likely going to be a 3 month courtesy role on TV and turned it into a 7 year stay with the company. Yeah some of the shit they had her do was god awful, but evil Vickie GM was fantastic and she was routinely getting the most heat on the show as a GM and manager before they made her a total comedy act.

Frankly that's still a way better stay than most women employed by WWE in the past decade.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Miss hearing The Real American's theme in conjunction w/Cesaro

[Cool King]

Yussss, Swagger wins.

[GD]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Dark One]

Jack Swagger won a match?!

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[Cool King]

I think I'll skip the pre-show on Sunday if it's just Daniel Bryan talking about being injured.

[GD]

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[KIRA]

Wait so they so they spend weeks building up Fox only to drop her for Naomi who I could give a flying fuck about? :rant::mad:

[road doggy dogg]

Del Rio-Cesaro with COOL SCARY PROMO......... w/e Renee babe city

[Cool King]

Paul Heyman's next theme.

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[GD]

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[GD]

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[Dark One]

Every time Heyman appears, I'm like "How is he going to fit in MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA?" He always finds a way.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Cool King]

Wait so they so they spend weeks building up Fox only to drop her for Naomi who I could give a flying fuck about? :rant::mad:

That's the WWE for you.

Also, Total Divas is more important, it seems.

[GD]

Naomi is the better in-ring competitor.

[Lock Jaw]

Also, Fox did get her match.

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[ron the dial]

Naomi is the better in-ring competitor.
a) that's never why they make divas match decisions and b) i don't even think that's necessarily true. alicia is pretty damn good these days, both in and out of the ring.

[Dark One]

Naomi is the better in-ring competitor.

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You crazy. Alicia's been surprisingly good in the ring for the past year or so. Naomi's SUPER ATHLETIC MOVEZ~! have been messy.

[Lock Jaw]

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Caption: No one could believe it when Stevie Richards made a successful return to RAW

[el bobbo]

Abe Lincoln guys!

[Cool King]

Damn, what's Sandow doing now?

[ron the dial]

abe lincoln heat!

[road doggy dogg]

Is Sandow gonna pull a Beaver Cleavage anytime soon?

[Lock Jaw]

Black man gonna beat down Abe Lincoln

[ron the dial]

so big e goes from waving an american flag to beating up a dead president. for shame.

[GD]

I would love to see a Swagger face turn in the future.

[Dark One]

How is this still going on? Is there a pool in the back for how many weeks Sandow goes through this before getting fired?

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[Dark One]

"Abe Lincoln very aggressive here tonight."

[ron the dial]

i love sandow. it sucks to think that by the time they are done treating him like garbage, it will be too late to salvage him.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Big E is the Ultimate Uncle Tom if he doesn't do the JOB for Abe.

[Dark One]

"Really impressive victory for you tonight on Raw, beating Abe Lincoln."

[road doggy dogg]

U-S-A

U-S-A

U-S-A

[GD]

Big E vs Rusev continues.

[Lock Jaw]

Beat up Abe Lincoln and then stand up for America

[Cool King]

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Caption: No one could believe it when Stevie Richards made a successful return to RAW

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Vintage TPWW!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tom Phillips!

[Dark One]

What the fuck is Big E doing? Is he turning in to Al Sharpton?

[KIRA]

BIG E breaking into baptist preacher mode

[ron the dial]

beat up a president
fight a russian by way of bulgaria
all in a night's work for a true american

[ron the dial]

seriously though, not a bad feud for either of these guys.

[GD]

Would love to see Zack Ryder come in to make the save.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Martin LuthE r King Jr.

[Cool King]

What the hell was up with Big E?

It was like he was possessed or preaching or something.

Reverend D-Von style.

[GD]

Followed by Heath Slater.

[Lock Jaw]

Possessed by THE DEMON Kane

[ron the dial]

that was the holy spirit if i've ever seen it

[Lock Jaw]

no need to fear it

[GD]

Rusev vs El Dorito : Streak vs Streak. Book it.

[Cool King]

The picture now moves.

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[GD]

Why doesn't Renee Young wear shoes?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Juan Cena Baja Blast shirt.

[road doggy dogg]

Renee is such a fucking babe

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why doesn't Renee Young wear shoes?

She wants to make the wrestler's look taller.

[KIRA]

It must feel good to be able to chill for close to three hours then close the show

[GD]

She's a goddess.

[Cool King]

Renee is such a fucking babe

[GD]

When is The Miz going to re-debut along with "The Nature Boy"?

[ron the dial]

paige = i want to have nasty sex with her in a friend's bathroom at a party
renee = i want to bring home to meet mom & dad

and then have sex with her in their bathroom

[GD]

So Roman Reigns grandfathered the theme.

[KIRA]

She's a goddess.

Is that her on commentary on NXT shes actually really good at it.

[Cool King]

When a ring announcer uses "coming down the isle", it just makes me think of weddings.

[KIRA]

clap you retards!

[Lock Jaw]

Fans need to co-ordinate this s**t and spell out Wyatt's name with their lights

[GD]

I like the fact that they removed the annoying drum track from Alberto's entrance theme.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Romeo
Oscar
Mike
Alpha
November

[KIRA]

Fans need to co-ordinate this s**t and spell out Wyatt's name with their lights
I heard that.

[road doggy dogg]

paige = i want to have nasty sex with her in a friend's bathroom at a party
renee = i want to bring home to meet mom & dad

and then have sex with her in their bathroom

ya Paige I would do anal with


Renee would go on top

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fans need to co-ordinate this s**t and spell out Wyatt's name with their lights

I wouldn't trust people with my cell phone up in the air like that in an arena. Probably never will happen.

[GD]

It's been a while since I last saw Randy Orton vs John Cena. Always a treat.

[Cool King]

I wonder how people will react when Cena overtakes Flair's record of sixteen World Championships.

[Lock Jaw]

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[ron the dial]

so thats' how they will replace the production crew

[Cool King]

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[Dark One]

I wonder how people will react when Cena overtakes Flair's record of sixteen World Championships.

You remember that time Road Warrior Hawk tried to commit suicide by jumping off the Titantron on Raw?

[Heisenberg]

ya Paige I would do anal with


Renee would go on top

Would you drink her period blood?

[Cool King]

"Can Cena get back in control when we return.....................................................BRAY WYATT!"

[road doggy dogg]

Would you drink her period blood?

nah prolly not, I've banged hotter girls



unless you meant Renee, then probably

[ron the dial]

Would you drink her period blood?
yes to both, but i like to get weird.

[ron the dial]

crowd hot for reigns

[road doggy dogg]

Probably "get some flak" for this but I can't envision Reigns as anything more than a tag team kind of performer. He's perfected the "face tag team partner" role, exploding into the ring and clearing house etc. Need to see him do some more singles ish, like put on a full main-event 20m match. Hope he proves me wrong...

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Renee is probably into some really freaky shit. There's a reason she picked Dean Ambrose.</font>

[ron the dial]

it'll be his mic work that holds him back if anything imo

[Hanso Amore]

Probably "get some flak" for this but I can't envision Reigns as anything more than a tag team kind of performer. He's perfected the "face tag team partner" role, exploding into the ring and clearing house etc. Need to see him do some more singles ish, like put on a full main-event 20m match. Hope he proves me wrong...

I dunno, he had some great matches with punk and Bryan, but I agree ie ant to see some more one on one with others who can't carry as much weight in the riing.

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>Renee is probably into some really freaky shit. There's a reason she picked Dean Ambrose.</font>

Has it ever been confirmed that they're seeing each other?

[Lock Jaw]

THE DEMON KANE IS HERE!!!

[road doggy dogg]

lmao Kane just comes out

[Cool King]

THE DEMON KANE!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

and the Demon Kane makes 8

[road doggy dogg]

THE DEMON... KANE

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet! THE DEMON KANE handing out some sick chokeslams and getting into the m......

oh. Spear.

[Mercenary]

God Yes! I cant wait to mark the fuck out in Bean Town on Sunday!

[Hanso Amore]

So why ws there even a cena vs Kane match last week?

[GD]

Okay, that spear was totally random.

[Lock Jaw]

Should have ended with The Demon Kane on top

[road doggy dogg]

I dunno, he had some great matches with punk and Bryan, but I agree ie ant to see some more one on one with others who can't carry as much weight in the riing.

Yeah that's fair. I can tolerate someone who can be carried to good/great matches with the right opponent.

[Cool King]

The Demon Kane Count: 5

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So, Daniel Bryan attacks the Demon Kane backstage and steals his entry into the MITB. He gets the title back at the PPV. New and four time champion Daniel Bryan.

[Cool King]

"The Demon Kane" must have been said five times in under a minute.

[Emperor Smeat]

Main event match was good.

8 guys seems a bit much for the title match but more possible chaos is always nice.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Demon Kane might actually win the thing. Could allow them to easily have a fall guy set up for Bryan when he returns.</font>

[Cool King]

The President repped me during Raw.

I feel honoured.

[Cool King]

Seriously though, who's sock is this?

http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=17157

[road doggy dogg]

No idea but good job to me for RKOing that dude's ass outta nowhere exactly a month ago

[Mr. Nerfect]

Pretty good RAW.

[Poit]

When (the Demon) Kane started attacking everyone at the end of Raw, I wanted him to get a mic and calmly say, "as Director of Operations, I'm entering myself into the WWE World Heavyweight Championship ladder match".

[Innovator]

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[Cool King]

Looks like Bray got thrown into the pudding after the show.

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[Mr. Pierre]

Going with Kane to win the belt. Putting the belt on a face right now hurts Bryan's inevitable chase when he returns. A heel from the Authority not named Orton needs to hold it.

I'm assuming WWE wants 100% of the audience wanting Bryan to take the belt back upon his return, which wouldn't be the case if Cena, Reigns, or even Wyatt won.

For the briefcase, I'm picking Rollins. This allows him to lose to Ambrose without losing much, if any momentum.

[VSG]

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lol

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Romeo
Oscar
Mike
Alpha
November

Romeo
Echo
India
Golf
November
Sierra

Dunno, just think if they ever did do that it'd make more sense than doing his first name in military code.

Also, can't say I'm surprised in the least that they added an 8th guy to the title ladder match, although I was kind of expecting to have had Kane as an entrant in the contract match, but whatever. At least having 8 guys for the title match actually makes sense. 7 just seemed like a very strange choice.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So, Daniel Bryan attacks the Demon Kane backstage and steals his entry into the MITB. He gets the title back at the PPV. New and four time champion Daniel Bryan.

Part of me thinks there's an absolutely huge chance of this happening, however, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't be disappointed by it. Much as I love DB, he needs to take the proper time to heal and recover and not just rush a return.

[Bad News Gertner]

Bo Dallas has won me over. That was amazing.

[Innovator]

Silly Gertner

[Bad News Gertner]

I need to see a Heath Slater vs Bo Dallas match.

[ron the dial]

Bo Dallas has won me over. That was amazing.
i'm with you on this. i've liked him for a while now, but last night just felt better for some reason. give him the mic more often. it's the only way he's going to get over. it did help that last night was the first crowd to really give him a reaction outside of :-\

[MIZantine Empire]

i'm with you on this. i've liked him for a while now, but last night just felt better for some reason. give him the mic more often. it's the only way he's going to get over. it did help that last night was the first crowd to really give him a reaction outside of :-\

He won me over on nxt when he lost his match that kicked him out of nxt.. how he kept yelling at the crowd to leave or he would call the cops, leave the stage and come back to yell some more.. that shit had me rolling

[ron the dial]

honestly, the worst part about bo right now is jbl being in his corner on commentary. wish he would just shut the fuck up about him.

[MIZantine Empire]

honestly, the worst part about bo right now is jbl being in his corner on commentary. wish he would just shut the fuck up about him.

Agreed.. but Bo-tugal made me lol a little

[BigCrippyZ]

Would you drink her period blood?

If she would grant me the honor and it would please her, I currently would, as I would've in the past 14+ years, both drink the period blood of Stephanie McMahon and/or let Stephanie McMahon take a huge dump on me.

[BigCrippyZ]

BTW, Raw was really solid last night, minus the awful Paige/Cameron commentary and the weird Wyatt entrance music.

[ron the dial]

how many times did cameron and paige say "actually" in that segment? especially cameron. terrible.

[Lock Jaw]

Actually, I didn't count.

[BigCrippyZ]

how many times did cameron and paige say "actually" in that segment? especially cameron. terrible.

No matter the number, I'm sure it was actually way more than one too many.

[Droford]

I'm going to RAW again in Baltimore in September. I can guarantee better seats than last night.

[Jura]

I just noticed Lawler checking out Paige's ass at the end of Naomi's match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No matter the number, I'm sure it was actually way more than one too many.

JBL didn't even mention Naomi was wrestling one of Cameron's favorite wrestlers of all time Alicia Fox.

[Jura]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.

[XL]

At the house show I went to last month Harper actually played "He's Got The Whole World" on a harmonica.

[Cool King]

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[owenbrown]

I need to see a Heath Slater vs Bo Dallas match.

I think the internet would implode