Shisen KOTF Presents: The WWE Raw Thread 6-23-14 "USA #1" ft. Droford

[Savio]

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Money in the Bank is just days away, with the WWE Universe anxiously anticipating the crowning of a new WWE World Heavyweight Champion and a new “Mr. Money in the Bank,” both of which will be decided in hellacious Ladder Matches this Sunday night.


Before WWE’s ring warriors prepare to scale the heights and grasp at destiny, they’ll bring the fight to Washington, D.C., for Monday Night Raw, where the remaining participants in the Money in the Bank Contract Ladder Match (http://www.wwe.com/shows/moneyinthebank/2014/money-in-the-bank-contract-ladder-match-26381682) will be announced. As the WWE locker room waits to see who will join Seth Rollins in that high-flying, steel-bending battle

[Droford]

I'm actually at raw so my thread should win

[Savio]

Have at it.

[Shisen Kopf]

This raw thread is #1

[Cool King]

Looking forward to seeing more of Stardust tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder who will go one on one with THE DEMON Kane tonight?

[Cool King]

I'll be keeping a "THE DEMON Kane!" count tonight.

Didn't do one last time but it must have been said around a million times though.

[el bobbo]

Steph is looking exceptionally chesty tonight.

[Savio]

Steph is looking exceptionally chesty tonight.
she just had another boob job

[GD]

Stephanie McMahon is looking good as always. A little more emphasis on the breasts.

[Lock Jaw]

Chesty LaRou

[Cool King]

Well, bye bye Vickie.

[GD]

Here without you baby...

[el bobbo]

she just had another boob job

I hope it doesn't look like a trainwreck underneath the dresses.

[Cool King]

Chesty LaRou

Busty St. Claire.

[Savio]

Vickie's getting thrown through a ladder.

[Cool King]

Hootie McBoob.

[Xerzes]

John Cena and Alberto Del Rio have the exact same chance of victory.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh fuck....

[Cool King]

I miss Eddie. :(

[Xerzes]

How many times has she been fired, now? A dozen?

[Lock Jaw]

ON YOUR KNEES, DOG

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Make her join the Stephanie kiss my ass club.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What about the Twinkie?

[GD]

Make her join the Stephanie kiss my ass club.

:y::y::y:

[Lock Jaw]

Steph should make her join the "Motorboat my Chest" Club

[Cool King]

I totally forgot Vickie was GM of SmackDown.

[Poit]

Vickie faces the Demon Kane.

[Savio]

Kharma!

[GD]

Steph should make her join the "Motorboat my Chest" Club

:y::y::y::y::y:

[Emperor Smeat]

What

[GD]

Holy shit! Stephanie McMahon makes her glorious in-ring return. This is monumental.

[Cool King]

Steph should make her join the "Motorboat my Chest" Club

And a long line of applicants would soon follow.

[Savio]

Roman Reigns will spear Steph.

[Lock Jaw]

First ever Viki chant

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Vickie chant.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>And Vickie is face.</font> :cool:

[Xerzes]

I totally forgot Vickie was GM of SmackDown.

So did they.

[Cool King]

It's taken nine years, but finally there is a "Vickie" chant.

[Savio]

Vickie should come out to Eddies music.

[Lock Jaw]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rwro8doozUw/T755eP-AslI/AAAAAAAABPU/nCWLy9hg7Dg/s1600/triple-h-angry.gif

[Mercenary]

Ok that was great!

[GD]

I believe that the heels are accentuating Stephanie's chest.

[Lock Jaw]

Michael Cole's suit mesmerizes me

[Cool King]

Cole looking like he's came from the 50's with that jacket.

[Xerzes]

Oh good, so somebody's going to come out and tell us who's in that match? That's way better than having matches or something to earn it.

[Lock Jaw]

Mandatory Smackdown's main event happening again on RAW!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL fuck's sake the SmackDown main event replayed on Raw. AGAIN.</font>

[Xerzes]

This match was a weird, dumb idea on Friday. Let's do it again!

[Cool King]

Mandatory Smackdown's main event happening again on RAW!

<font color=goldenrod>LOL fuck's sake the SmackDown main event replayed on Raw. AGAIN.</font>

That's why I've pretty much given up on watching SmackDown now.

I haven't watched it for the last two weeks.

It's pretty much a Raw Recap show.

[Xerzes]

Smoke

[ClockShot]

Evening gentlemen. Miss anything major?

[Lock Jaw]

UUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Cool King]

Smoke

And Mirrors.

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[Xerzes]

Remind me why the Usos have three entrances? They do not need the haka, the "when we say..." and hip-hop. It's a jumbled mess.

[Mercenary]

Evening gentlemen. Miss anything major?


Steph vs Vickie to happen

[Lock Jaw]

WTF is this music

[ClockShot]

The hell kind of music is this?

[Mercenary]

the fuck?

[GD]

What is up with the new entrance music?

[Xerzes]

Is this "when the saints go marching in" on a pipe organ?

e: fuck. Whatever it sounded like shit anyway.

[Cool King]

The hell?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL what the fuck</font>

[Cool King]

Is this "when the saints go marching in" on a pipe organ?

He's got the whole world in his hands.

[Corndad]

The Music LOL

[ClockShot]

So if they formula is in effect for tonight, Usos win tonight only to lose sunday?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tag team music for Roman and Harper. They've got the whole world (tag team titles) in their hands.

[Cool King]

Jobbed.

[Lock Jaw]

I guess they want to differentiate themes for when Rowan & Harper do stuff apart from Bray Wyatt.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Wyatts new music.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mike Adamle should sue for UCESOCrazy.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:lol: Wyatts new music.

It's probably just for Harper and Rowan.

[slik]

Vickie's been a good and consistent performer who took what could have been a 2-3 month gig and turned into a decade of employment.

[Xerzes]

Vickie's been a good and consistent performer who took what could have been a 2-3 month gig and turned into a decade of employment.

That's all well and good, but she's barely been on TV in the last year.

[Cool King]

It's probably just for Harper and Rowan.

I think maybe Smelly Meatball meant Harper & Rowan, but was just using the faction name instead of typing "Harper & Rowan".

[Xerzes]

I am entirely okay with Erick Rowan's matches happening off-air.

[Xerzes]

If you want to be really technical, Eddie had a match with Triple H on a draft episode of Raw once.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So split jobbering tonight. No winner destined on Sunday.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If you want to be really technical, Eddie had a match with Triple H on a draft episode of Raw once.

Triple H isn't a McMahon. Stephanie is a Levesque.

[Cool King]

Bray does a hell of a lot of short intakes of breath when he does his promos.

[KIRA]

I'm betting that pipe organ was an experiment the don't wanna try again

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I think the best part of the Wyatts' new theme is that it's so loud and jarring that it denies the fans a face pop and they can't clap along with it as they normally do.

Bray still has the regular theme though, surely.</font>

[KIRA]

Bray does a hell of a lot of short intakes of breath when he does his promos.


Makes sense his tirades are long and a breathe at the end would be a bit akward

[Mercenary]

Can we get the weekly Paige gets her ass kick, and wins out of the way

[ClockShot]

That Sinbad?

[KIRA]

She has a point about stupid laws

[Corndad]

Wonder what randoms walking by are thinking of this promo lol

[slik]

Rusev looks like 80s action movie henchman here.

[ClockShot]

Wonder what randoms walking by are thinking of this promo lol

Hmmmm. Stallone must be working on another Rocky.

[Cool King]

I really like The Russian National Anthem.

[KIRA]

YES!!!!

[Corndad]

No Aksana this week eh.... Too Soon?

[slik]

CRAAAAAAZY ALICIA FOX IS BACK!

[Cool King]

Hopefully this is Alicia getting back in the title picture.

[ClockShot]

HEY! BRODUS IS BACK.


No. Just the Funkadactyls.

[Savio]

Jojo snubbed

[Cool King]

Damn, I get the feeling this is just going to be a massive Total Divas advert. :-\

[Cool King]

No Aksana this week eh.... Too Soon?

:'(

[Corndad]

Cameron Heel Turn lol This is gonna be awful hahaha

[Cool King]

Oh dear, Paige and Cameron on commentary.

This will be death.

[Savio]

Naomi gotta bug buttt. #Obvious

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Heel Adriane.

[Mercenary]

shut up Cameron!

[KIRA]

On a commentary note I love Cameron throwing Naomi under the bus other than that yea I wish theyd both shut up Fox is in the ring

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Funkadactyls EXPLODE

[Cool King]

I'm so close to muting my stream.

[Cool King]

It's like watching two ten year old girls argue.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Oh god shut the fuck up you fucking cunts</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm so close to muting my stream.

Yeup. Pretty bad right now.

[ClockShot]

*click*

[el bobbo]

This is hard to listen to.

[slik]

Naomi Night is in big trouble in this match...

[Cool King]

Damn, poor Alicia. :(

[slik]

I really hate when WWE puts the commentary above the match.

[KIRA]

I really like The Russian National Anthem.

Thought I was the only one.

[Mercenary]

free at last!

[slik]

Who ever though Brodus would get released and the Funkadactyls would stay?

[slik]

Ugh, Sheamus.

[KIRA]

lol Romans like "god shut up"

[slik]

Sheamus seems a bit forced and awkward when he talks.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Sheamus: "Are you ready?"
Roman: "We just did this match on SmackDown. No shit I'm ready."</font>

[Cool King]

I wonder what the dirt sheets will be saying about the reception of the Divas on commentary.

Especially Vince's reaction.

[Corndad]

Titus's push was so promising for like 2 weeks...

[slik]

I BOLIEVE

[Cool King]

Titus's push was so promising for like 2 weeks...

Yeah. :(

[Cool King]

Bo reminds me of Michael Jackson with the way he looks and talks.

[ClockShot]

Nice shiner, Bo.

[slik]

lol @ "fell right back off"

[el bobbo]

LET'S GO BO!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Titus's push was so promising for like 2 weeks...

Like a lot of recent teams, would have been way better had the WWE not broken up PTP

[Cool King]

Bo got a <s>shuttle</s>cock in the eye.

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1386/10/1386108156972.jpg

[ClockShot]

I turn around and the match is over.

Hmph.

[Lock Jaw]

The Inspirational Bo Dallas

[Malfeitor]

Hahahaha. Bo Dallas is awesome.

[Lock Jaw]

Titus should buy into it and become a Boliever

[slik]

9 and BO

silly butterfingers

:heart:

[Savio]

lol Bo is perfect.

[KIRA]

I feel like they are building to A Bo Dallas loss wherein he has a meltdown

[Lock Jaw]

The Inspirational Bo Dallas vs The Demon Kane

[Droford]

The gold briefcase looks pretty awesome

[slik]

my tpww BFF Savior "gets it"

[Lock Jaw]

ON YOUR KNEES, DOG

[Dark One]

Finally made it through traffic again, hopefully not to doom the show like I did last week. Have I missed anything noteworthy?

[Savio]

Random Thought: RVD is the Matt Serra of the WWE.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So Rollins, Rusev, Bad News Barrett, RVD, Dolph Ziggler, Dean Ambrose AND BO DALLAS? #DontStopBolieving

[slik]

James Steele just came EVERYWHERE

[Corndad]

I'm already more excited for this match then the other one and only know 1 person so far.

[Savio]

Random Thought #2: Slik is the man.

[slik]

Everywhere you look, everywhere you look,

there's a heart of somebody who needs you.

When you're all out there and you're all alone

waiting for someone to carry you home

EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Everywhere you look, everywhere you look,

there's a heart of somebody who needs you.

When you're all out there and you're all alone

waiting for someone to carry you home

EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK!

Sometimes the world looks perfect,

Nothing to rearrange.

Sometimes you get a feeling

Like you need some kind of change.

No matter what the odds are this time,

Nothing's going to stand in my way.

This flame in my heart,

And a long lost friend

Gives every dark street a light at the end.

Standing tall, on the wings of my dream.

Rise and fall, on the wings of my dream.

The rain and thunder v The wind and haze

I'm bound for better days.

It's my life and my dream,

Nothing's going to stop me now.

[slik]

Oh my god Michelle Tanner just cost Dean Ambrose the title!

[Cool King]

Kofi has something to do then.

[Lock Jaw]

Kofi Kingston definitely winning

[Corndad]

Kofi? Well there's atleast 3 crazy spots.

[Savio]

Will Swagger be the only former champ again?

[Cool King]

YES!

Jack Swagger!

[Dark One]

Jack Swagger looked super high in that picture.

[slik]

No pop for Swagger

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh my god Michelle Tanner just cost Dean Ambrose the title!

Dean Ambrose: HOW RUDE!

[Savio]

guess not x2

[Cool King]

Awesome, Dolph!

[Lock Jaw]

Dammit, RVD. Go away.

[Cool King]

Lock Jaw's hero, RVD!

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA HHH's Barrett voice

[ClockShot]

The MITB match could go any way.

[Cool King]

Sounded more like Triple H was going to vomit when he started impersonating Barrett.

[GD]

Kinda surprised by the inclusion of Kofi Kington and Jack Swagger.

[slik]

lol @ HHH and RVD

[Corndad]

HHH ripping on RVD

[GD]

I am not a fan of the new entrance themes for Rollins, Ambrose, Cesaro etc.

[Corndad]

Rollins. Ziggler. Barrett. I'm sold on this one.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Well Rollins and Barrett are the only realistic winners of that group.</font>

[Cool King]

Seth wearing what looks more like leather look leggings than wrestling tights.

[Emperor Smeat]

Decent lineup for the MitB case match.

[Dark One]

I am not a fan of the new entrance themes for Rollins, Ambrose, Cesaro etc.

I heard the Wyatts also had a different theme, and that it was also not great.

If that's the case... Who the fuck is in charge of music at WWE now? They've been shitting the bed at every opportunity the past couple of months with Rollins, Cesaro, and a bunch of the guys in NXT.

[KIRA]

Rollins looks like a supervillan

[The President]

I'd love it if Reigns won the title and Rollins won the briefcase.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So Rollins, Rusev, Bad News Barrett, RVD, Dolph Ziggler, Dean Ambrose AND BO DALLAS? #DontStopBolieving

:n:

No Rusev? RUSEV UDRA RUSEV MACHA! RUSEV SCREWED!

[slik]

HBRollins in da house

[KyleEmmott]

Seth Rollins is just so much like CM Punk...

[ClockShot]

Uh huh. Let's get everyone out here for their say.

[Cool King]

So RVD vs Rollins then.

[Corndad]

2005 Burn!!!

[slik]

No shit RVD

[KIRA]

Oh lord not RVD

[Cool King]

lol Seth.

[Cool King]

lol RVD.

[Corndad]

"What" LOL

[GD]

lol at RVD bringing light to Hunter's injury at Survivor Series 2002.

[Savio]

decent promo from RVD

[GD]

Seth Rollins looks so much better topless.

[slik]

Heartbreak Rollins about to rassle RVD

[Corndad]

I gotta admit that was the first I've been entertained by RVD since like 2002 lol

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty sure I just slipped into a coma

[KyleEmmott]

I'm sorry, but Rollins is seriously a future star in this company.

[Cool King]

I can't remember the last time RVD had the mic.

[Lock Jaw]

Falling asleep....

[GD]

RVD is loud.

[Cool King]

Falling asleep....

I thought you would enjoy seeing RVD get his ass kicked.

[Cool King]

Random zoom shot of RVD's ass there.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Daniel Bryan will be at the Money in the Bank PPV on the pre-show.

[GD]

RVD is pretty good tonight. So stop complaining.

[Heisenberg]

RVD with a fuckin sick promo, this Raw was fucking sucking until that, Bo Dallas was good I guess

[GD]

Rollins wins nonetheless.

[Dark One]

Pretty sweet somewhat natural setup to the curb stomp

[GD]

Pretty sweet somewhat natural setup to the curb stomp

He must have learned it from Rey Mysterio.

[el bobbo]

"I will screw up the entire pay-per-view."
-Dean Ambrose.

[Savio]

Dean has butter fingers too.

[GD]

Jim Johnston's computer > Music > Entrance Themes > Generic Rock Themes

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not one but two smackdown Rematches tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

RAW randomly cutting from a Tribute to the Troops promo to the end of Rollins/RVD with no commentary.... now to black....

[Lock Jaw]

Someone gonna get their wig split over this

[Cool King]

RAW randomly cutting from a Tribute to the Troops promo to the end of Rollins/RVD with no commentary.... now to black....

Sounds like your stream is a direct one, straight from the WWE production truck.

[Lock Jaw]

Not in a stream

[GD]

botch

[Heisenberg]

Dean is joining Evolution sweet

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins getting Ambrose into the match! It's a work! Double-Agent! Triple Agent?

[Corndad]

Now Ambrose in that match... Hell yes.

[Savio]

Not in a stream
You're a stream.

[GD]

Would love to see Kofi Kingston to defy the odds and win the ladder match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whoooooo

[Savio]

lol

[Dark One]

Jim Johnston's computer > Music > Entrance Themes > Generic Rock Themes

Has anyone seen or heard anything about Jim Johnston lately? Is he dead?

[ClockShot]

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Shot at the Redskins.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

GOD SAVE OUR RAW!

[Savio]

Who will defeat Rusev first? Reigns or Cena?

[Mercenary]

You're a stream.

You really just went there? :P

[Lock Jaw]

Why don't you gently row yr. boat down me, then?

[Cool King]

GOD SAVE OUR RAW!

Jericho's busy with Fozzy at the moment.

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[Cool King]

Why don't you gently row yr. boat down me, then?

Sounds a bit gay.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Barrett's dig on the Redskins</font> :love:

[Mercenary]

Jericho's busy with Fozzy at the moment.

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come on now he sings like shit, ant be that busy.

[Cool King]

http://oi57.tinypic.com/2lxuhio.jpg

lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Who will defeat Rusev first? Reigns or Cena?

Cena. Probably going to be his next feud while Reigns still has the Authority and/or Rollins to deal with first.

[GD]

Has anyone seen or heard anything about Jim Johnston lately? Is he dead?

Wasn't he on the Signature Sounds DVD?

[Mercenary]

ad break ugh

[Innovator]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bq25J3YCcAArBuU.jpg

[Innovator]

DAMMIT COOL KING

[GD]

A twitter handle devoted to her rear end

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[GD]

This match is awesome.

[GD]

Holy shit! Wade Barrett is having bad ass matches every single week. This fucker is on a role.

[Cool King]

Great match.

[Corndad]

That match just got me more excited for the MITB match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really great match.

The pop at MitB is going to be massive if either Ziggler or Barrett grabs that case.

[KIRA]

That was a really good match

[Lock Jaw]

Santino looking awful dapper backstage. Wonder what type of business he was discussing with Sin Cara whilst in his business suit.

[Cool King]

What's up with Orton?

He looks ill or tired or something.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bad News Barrett should start an angle where he goes to Africa and starts selling domesticated wildlife. Unfortunately, it is of such poor quality that the locals are afraid he's got some bad gnus.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"You're gonna get fired and your husband is in hell." Randy Orton.

[Innovator]

Is Barrett a heel or face? He never cheats and he plays to the crowd