Some Dude Presents: The Raw 6-30-14 Thread

[KaosDarksol]

he's the new Charlie haas. You can expect Bret Hart to appear in Canada, but it will just be Damien Sandow in disguise

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sandow :)

[Corndad]

He's pretty spot on

[Dark One]

Maybe he'll fire himself.

[KIRA]

He's good at this

[owenbrown]

oh fuck.... bye bye Sadnow :wavesad:

[KaosDarksol]

He does got the name yelling part down good

[Mercenary]

Sandow is gonna die!

[Droford]

Lol what

[owenbrown]

Khali.... fuck

[Lock Jaw]

THE RETURN OF THE GREAT KHALI!! THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

[Cool King]

Hey, look guys.

Khali is still alive.

[Dark One]

THE RETURN OF THE GREAT KHALI!! THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

I TOLD YOU ALL.

The returning champion?

http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-great-khali-latest-wallpapers-2012-15-2206956.jpg

To promote the Blu-Ray release of his movie.
http://www.hindi-movie.org/images/kushti-2010.jpg

[KaosDarksol]

well here's our return

[Lock Jaw]

KILLER CHOP!!! FIVE STAR MATCH!!

[KIRA]

Just create a situation where Khali has to bend at the knee and boom you win

[Corndad]

There don't get a bigger burial then that kids.

[Jura]

Damince McMandow

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus, WWE. Really?

[Dark One]

THE GREAT KHALI JUST KILLED VINCE MCMAHON.

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ Sandow.

The McMahon impersonation was pretty funny though.

[Cool King]

I thought Sandow's portrayal of Vince was pretty spot on.

Especially when he said "You're Fired!". Most people really suck at that part, but Sandow pretty much nailed it.

[KIRA]

I'd love to know why they are completely burying this man

[Lock Jaw]

HOO-RAH!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Looks like Cole is ok didn't really see what happened to him it all happened too fast.

[Corndad]

Oh fuck the Miz.

[el bobbo]

BOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cool King]

lol I was right.

The Miz.

[The President]

The Miz? What happened to him?

[Dark One]

Hahahahaha.

[Dark One]

Well, hopefully this'll be a good way to get him back to being a heel with any heat again.

[Droford]

Inevitable Miz/Tyler Breeze fued in the future

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Honky Tonk Miz.

[Cool King]

It didn't feel like he was away for long. :-\

[KIRA]

HA JBL still hates Miz

[Corndad]

How can he keep a straight face calling Marine 4 a blockbuster. He's a better actor then I thought.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd love to know why they are completely burying this man

Because he got his push for a couple weeks. And then the writers got distracted by a balloon.

[Emperor Smeat]

So is he Hollywood Miz now?

[Droford]

Oh shit

[Fenix122]

JERICHO!!!

[el bobbo]

OH SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[GD]

Holy shit!

[Corndad]

SWERVE HAHAHAHHA F'n JERICHO

[KIRA]

Y2J!!!!1

[owenbrown]

NO....FUCKING....WAY

[Lock Jaw]

ASDASDASJCASKCASKCASKCSAJCAKCAS JERICHO

[Savio]

Its Tazz Dan!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WOOOOOOOOOO

[GD]

Chris motherfuckin' Jericho!

[#1-norm-fan]

SWERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Jericho

:D Even the blinky jacket came back

[Cool King]

JERICHO!!!!

[Dark One]

Amazing swerve.

LITEBRITE JACKET IN THE HOUSE.

[rockman725]

Thank you!

[KaosDarksol]

a Jericho miz feud could be just what the miz needs

[#1-norm-fan]

lol if it's Sandow again...

[slik]

Miz is terrible

Jericho is great

[Droford]

Lol if he just walks around and leaves not saying anything

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jericho: You stole my limo.

[KIRA]

In Miz's defense he is Nailing Maryese

[owenbrown]

I sincerely hope Tazz Dan is watching this right now

[Dark One]

lol if it's Sandow again...

Correction to my early post:

This would have been the best swerve.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If Chris Jericho mentions Tazz Dan in his promo LIVE on Monday Night Raw, this site is so going down</font>

[Corndad]

That was kinda awesome.

[DrCrawford]

Miz is such a waste.

[owenbrown]

<font color=goldenrod>If Chris Jericho mentions Tazz Dan in his promo LIVE on Monday Night Raw, this site is so going down</font>

I might have to reopen http://tpwwblog.x10host.com/mybb if it does

[Corndad]

Somewhere Miz girl Celebrates.

[Theo Dious]

These two were a lot friendlier when Miz was on Jericho's podcast.

[el bobbo]

I think the IWC just collectively creamed its pants.

[Corndad]

Jericho/Wyatt OH SHIT

[owenbrown]

what the fuck?!

[KIRA]

EVEN BETTER FEUD!

[Mercenary]

Oh shit!

[Corndad]

This just got amazing.

[Dark One]

THERE'S SO MANY TWISTS.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol THIS SEGMENT IS TOO MUCH CRAZY!

[Droford]

Raw is Jericho getting his ass kicked

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh damn

[Cool King]

Fuck off Wyatts. :n:

This is Jericho's time.

[el bobbo]

No face turn for the Wyatts.

[KaosDarksol]

ok I guess Jericho vs Bray Wyatt could be interesting

[GD]

Wyatt-2-J ? Really Cole? Really?

[Mercenary]

Fuck off Wyatts. :n:

This is Jericho's time.

Was , but things have changed

[slik]

Jericho Bray will be an AMAZING feud

[Corndad]

Well hell. That was unexpected. Bravo WWE. Brav Freakin O.

[Dark One]

Well that was a hell of a segment.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wyatt2J? Cole seriously?

[BigCrippyZ]

Wyatt-2-J ? Really Cole? Really?

Why do I have a feeling that came directly from Vince? :nono:

[KaosDarksol]

good way to get wyatt booed

[Cool King]

I thought we were going to see a Jericho/Miz feud, but now it's pretty obvious we'll be seeing a Jericho/Wyatts feud instead.

[rockman725]

Y2J = All kinds of awesomeness. I'm glad they didn't waste that on The Miz.

[KaosDarksol]

Why do I have a feeling that came directly from Vince? :nono:

Yeah he might still be a little loopy from that chop to the head

[Lock Jaw]

Good segment. Obviously I am hyped up at Jericho being back, and a feud with Bray Wyatt.

I will also say, though, that I was enjoying The Miz again for the first time in a long time before he got cut off. I hope that they continue with Hollywood Miz and actually let him get a bit of steam and heat.... build him back up to main event level maybe. Or at the very least upper card.

[Sepholio]

Wyatt-2-J ? Really Cole? Really?

Really.

[BigCrippyZ]

Good segment. Obviously I am hyped up at Jericho being back, and a feud with Bray Wyatt.

I will also say, though, that I was enjoying The Miz again for the first time in a long time before he got cut off. I hope that they continue with Hollywood Miz and actually let him get a bit of steam and heat.... build him back up to main event level maybe. Or at the very least upper card.

This. :yes:

[Cool King]

I must be the only guy that didn't hear this "Wyatt-2-J" comment from Cole.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The best part is they bring The Miz back, and he gets used as a setup for other people's feuds. Amazing.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I must be the only guy that didn't hear this "Wyatt-2-J" comment from Cole.

Lucky you.

[BigCrippyZ]

I must be the only guy that didn't hear this "Wyatt-2-J" comment from Cole.

Count your lucky stars you lucky son of a bitch

[Droford]

Fandango with new music

[GD]

The undercard was kinda overwhelming last night.

[Droford]

Dolph sporting the generic tour shirt they sell at the arena merch stands

[Cool King]

Ziggler must have lost his shirt.

[#1-norm-fan]

I hope they give some good, deep reasoning for this feud other than a Shield-esque "looking for justice so we're gonna attack all the faces without explanation" thing. Jericho's claims of being a savior since 2000 and Wyatt making it a point to end the "false prophet" once and for all would suffice.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fandango with new music

I think they just started playing it during the app and they got to the parts of the theme where it isn't da da da da da.

[Lock Jaw]

Fandango with new music

Was the same music.

[KaosDarksol]

we gonna get a dolph ziggler summer rae pairing?

[Emperor Smeat]

Jericho Bray will be an AMAZING feud

Yeup.

[#1-norm-fan]

Good segment. Obviously I am hyped up at Jericho being back, and a feud with Bray Wyatt.

I will also say, though, that I was enjoying The Miz again for the first time in a long time before he got cut off. I hope that they continue with Hollywood Miz and actually let him get a bit of steam and heat.... build him back up to main event level maybe. Or at the very least upper card.

The Hollywood Miz thing would make Ric Flair a perfect manager if they do still go that route. He could show him the ways of styling and profiling and whatnot.

[Lock Jaw]

I still want this Fandango/Layla/Summer Rae thing to somehow end with Maxine coming back and exposing Fandango as merely Johnny Curtis trying to get weird with all his dancers

[Droford]

Lol ok

[Cool King]

I really hope Ziggler isn't paired with Summer Rae now. :-\

[Dark One]

Ziggler gets to make out with someone and get a win. Fortune's looking up.

[Heisenberg]

Summer Rae > Layla

Michelle McCool > Layla

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Summer Rae > Layla

Michelle McCool > Layla

In what world is any of these true?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Imagine having a job where you are paid to kiss Layla and Summer Rae? Johnny Curtis is living the dream.

Creepy Fandango better angle for that threesome in this feud.</font>

[Heisenberg]

In what world is any of these true?

Don't make me put your post through a table again brah

[#1-norm-fan]

I still want this Fandango/Layla/Summer Rae thing to somehow end with Maxine coming back and exposing Fandango as merely Johnny Curtis trying to get weird with all his dancers

Also, Matt Striker returning with a full beard to tell the world that Fandango kidnapped him and held him captive for months after he threatened to out him as Johnny Curtis first.

Basically an entire storyline that just existed for one segment that will only be awesome to the 12 people who watched NXT at that time.

[slik]

I think Layla and Miz are the only Diva Search winners left in WWE

[BigCrippyZ]

Stephanie and Sandow both do great Vince "You're fired!" impressions

[KIRA]

If Bray pulls what he did with Cena and puts on Jericho's litebrite jacket I will find religion.

[Cool King]

Yeah King, I imagine is smelled and tasted like chocolate pudding.

[Cool King]

RybAxel. Awesome.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Miz lost the male diva search to Daniel Puder.

[#1-norm-fan]

Summer Rae > Layla

Michelle McCool > Layla

Layla has boobs and a sexy face. Michelle and Summer have no boobs and have odd facial features. You clearly just hate the black people.

[Mercenary]

......END THIS FEUD!!!!!!!!

[Fenix122]

Didn't this match just happen last night?

[KIRA]

Stardust has a Rapeface for the ages

[BigCrippyZ]

Really loving Goldust and Stardust. It's weird but I want to see where they go with it.

[Heisenberg]

Layla has boobs and a sexy face. Michelle and Summer have no boobs and have odd facial features. You clearly just hate the black people.

Untrue, I just know A+ players when I see them

[Cool King]

Layla has boobs and a sexy face. Michelle and Summer have no boobs and have odd facial features.

Yeah.

Layla > Michelle McCool > Summer Rae

[Dark One]

MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA...

Just kidding.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s403x403/10478140_10152505733559752_1907189359212256420_n.png?oh=c825905db4ffae51c6cede009a89d5e5&oe=541471F1&__gda__=1411309832_e88c9c518141e29097de6df31ddf9bc8

[Cool King]

Back to trunks for Axel.

[Droford]

They have to get Dusty out there in a suit and face paint as dustydust

[Lock Jaw]

Looks like Axel rethought the singlet. Like he got backstage and someone told him he looked ridiculous.

[#1-norm-fan]

Untrue, I just know A+ players when I see them

More like A cup players.

HAH!

[GD]

all these guys f*cking suck....... dean ambrose... everyone seems mad generic...

WWE Divas match... cool... interested in this more than male wrestlers.....

interesting angle between light skinned black woman and dark skinned black woman

Wish Goldust's gimmick was still to do "gay stuff" to wrestlers and have them freak out

[owenbrown]

enough with the goddamn Goldberg chants

[slik]

R.I.P. Axel's Axe tights from last night lol

[slik]

I heard a gastreonologist looked at Axel's stool and said "even his poop is boring...there's just nothing that stands out"

[Heisenberg]

I thought you Champions would appreciate one less man you'd have to fight over for her love, don't make me DDT your posts through a damn ladder

[KIRA]

MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA...

Just kidding.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s403x403/10478140_10152505733559752_1907189359212256420_n.png?oh=c825905db4ffae51c6cede009a89d5e5&oe=541471F1&__gda__=1411309832_e88c9c518141e29097de6df31ddf9bc8

PHONE WALLPAPER

[Lock Jaw]

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[slik]

Axel probably will be the new JTG

[Cool King]

Looks like Axel rethought the singlet. Like he got backstage and someone told him he looked ridiculous.

Someone probably told him that he looked like a drag queen.

[Cool King]

Axel probably will be the new JTG

I hope not.

[Lock Jaw]

Somehow Cody looks more like Dennis Reynolds than ever.

[Cool King]

Oh Lord, she's going to talk.

[owenbrown]

They really make me want to care about the main event of Raw when I fucking don't

[slik]

StarDust going to the pay windah tonight

[Lock Jaw]

Paige talking next.... will definitely be interrupted, because we can't let her try to show some personality/character.

[Cool King]

They have to get Dusty out there in a suit and face paint as dustydust

Oldust.

[slik]

Owen...


Cena wins and then wins at BattleGround and then beats Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam and Daniel Bryan at Night of Champions

[Blonde Moment]

Should call that finisher Dust to dust

[slik]

If you Wheeeeeeel


WheelDust

[Lock Jaw]

PolkaDust

[Bobholly138]

Twisted Tea. Gross.


I can kind of understand flavored beers. They are mostly for women and teenagers. I just don't get it when grown men drink that shit.

[Heisenberg]

Paige > Layla as well

[Jura]

Paige calling out Cool King.

[Droford]

AJ huh..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YES

[rockman725]

Guess she's not pregnant!

[KIRA]

YESSS

[GD]

Holy shit! AJ is back :eek:

[Dark One]

BUT THE INTERNET SAID SHE WAS PREGNANT

[Cool King]

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE HAPPY OR NOT! *explodes*

[owenbrown]

well I'll be damned

[Heisenberg]

A.J. > Layla

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: AJ's back.

[slik]

AJ is back

[Heisenberg]

Incoming AJ Lee's return to TPWW

[Dark One]

Hold on. Hold on. The internet was wrong?

[Cool King]

#AJall

[Lock Jaw]

The pregnant AJ Lee

[owenbrown]

I am surprised the server is still holding up :shifty:

[Droford]

Lol at Paige not giving her a match. Heelish move

[KIRA]

How can you be British and struggle with a British accent?

[Heisenberg]

AJ's hair looks great, gosh

[Cool King]

I think the guys in the back won't be happy that Paige paused and allowed the CM Punk chants to be audible.

[rockman725]

AJ going the face route

[Cool King]

AJ's hair looks great, gosh

I was just thinking that. It looks nice.

[GD]

Page heel turn.

[Savio]

pretty nice raw tonight

[Lock Jaw]

Dammit Paige, that woman is pregnant! Stop treating her so rough!

[Droford]

Paige gonna lose

[Frank Drebin]

Paige heel turn coming??

[road doggy dogg]

damn just turned on Raw after DETROIT TIGERS WALK-OFF RAJAI DAVIS GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!! and see AJ Lee and Paige

damn boner overloads

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm... Double turn?

[Cool King]

How can you be British and struggle with a British accent?

English accent.

There's no such thing as a British accent. :)

[Heisenberg]

I was just thinking that. It looks nice.

It's mad shiny. Saw her ring too

[KIRA]

I think the guys in the back won't be happy that Paige paused and allowed the CM Punk chants to be audible.

VINCE :SAY SOMETHING YOU PASTY BITCH!

[Cool King]

Hmm... Double turn?

That's what I was getting from it all.

[Frank Drebin]

Da fuq

[Droford]

Yep

[Lock Jaw]

Paige heel turn

[Mercenary]

GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!

[VSG]

LOL

[road doggy dogg]

fuck you AJ Lee

[owenbrown]

did that just fucking happen?!

[GD]

lol and AJ is the new Divas champion :rofl:

[Dark One]

HAHAHA. AMAZING.

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/782783612.jpg?1371649623

[slik]

BAH GAWD KEENG KHARMA IS HERE KHARMA IS THE MYSTERY OPPONENT

[Theo Dious]

Wow.

[Cool King]

PAIGE IS NO LONGER THE CHAMPION!!!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxx8421MZM1qhf3au.gif

[Corndad]

Holy Shit LOL

[#1-norm-fan]

Aaah. All is right again in the divas division.

[rockman725]

lol Cole saying she has her baby

[Savio]

AJ will get another tattoo :)

[Emperor Smeat]

Might be the most random double turn ever.


PAIGE IS NO LONGER THE CHAMPION!!!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxx8421MZM1qhf3au.gif
:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Despite being pregnant, AJ looks skinnier than when she left.... CM Punk should stop eating all of her sandwiches...

[owenbrown]

IF....and that is probably still a big if.... IF CM PUNK RETURNS.... TPWW might just crash

[Droford]

Paige will be back on NXT after they bring up the other 2 BFFs and she can be champion down there beating Bayley and that Irish gal every week

[Theo Dious]

I really doubt AJ is going to continue as a face from here on out.

[Lock Jaw]

PAIGE IS NO LONGER THE CHAMPION!!!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxx8421MZM1qhf3au.gif

But AJ Lee is the champion.

[Heisenberg]

Back in my teen days I used to jack it to Lita/Trish segments and choked myself until I finished or passed out #2000 #DiscoveryChannel #Confessions #Crunk

[GD]

It's mad shiny. Saw her ring too

Yeah!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/6369cc79cc07ee1d881a57a4f89cef6c/tumblr_mhfxqiY2KJ1r9mepgo1_400.gif

[Dark One]

Back in my teen days I used to jack it to Lita/Trish segments and choked myself until I finished or passed out #2000 #DiscoveryChannel #Confessions #Crunk

Heisenberg-Facts are vastly superior to Matt-Facts.

[Frank Drebin]

Ok. I'm intrigued to see if this goes anywhere. A Paige heel turn to give her that personality everyone wants? Wanted an AJ Paige feud from the start anyway.

[Cool King]

But AJ Lee is the champion.

Lesser of two evils.

[KIRA]

Back in my teen days I used to jack it to Lita/Trish segments and choked myself until I finished or passed out #2000 #DiscoveryChannel #Confessions #Crunk

Thank you.....Thank you for sharing.

[Droford]

I really doubt AJ is going to continue as a face from here on out.
They almost have to know she will reinvigorate the CM Punk chants..

[KaosDarksol]

tonight really is full of surprises

[Lock Jaw]

Sheamus 4th of July Challenge.... I bet Damien Sandow is somehow involved.

[Cool King]

"Happy Fourth Of July! Here's an Irishman to lead the celebrations of our Independence Day!"

[slik]

THE DEMON KANE

[Fenix122]

He didn't announce him as THE DEMON KANE....

[Cool King]

The Demon Kane.

[Droford]

Rusev should bet Sheamus and make the US Title the Russian Federation Title on the 4th..

Put Putin's face on it

[Corndad]

Wonder how many times Orton and Cena have actually wrestled each other. That would be a staggering stat.

[slik]

ouch @ Orton's head

[Lock Jaw]

They should have Roddy Piper come back and do an angle with Randy Orton, where Orton become "The Piper" Randy Orton.

[Theo Dious]

Wow Reigns getting the top-billed entrance.

[slik]

Wonder how many times Orton and Cena have actually wrestled each other. That would be a staggering stat.

3,476,988 times

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder how many times Orton and Cena have actually wrestled each other. That would be a staggering stat.

Probably less than Kofi Kingston/Dolph Ziggler

[owenbrown]

yes John.... you can count to 6

[Cool King]

Wonder how many times Orton and Cena have actually wrestled each other. That would be a staggering stat.

I don't think numbers go that high.

[Dark One]

Sheamus 4th of July Challenge.... I bet Damien Sandow is somehow involved.

Can the Celtic Warrior beat Uncle Samdow? DON'T MISS FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN!

[GD]

Heisenberg-Facts are vastly superior to Matt-Facts.

Heisenberg v.1

[Theo Dious]

Rusev should bet Sheamus and make the US Title the Russian Federation Title on the 4th.

I don't think stealing ideas from Lance Storm is going to be Rusev's ticket to stardom.

[Lock Jaw]

lol at Cole pausing and staring at the camera

[Jura]

I want to see those selfies.

[Heisenberg]

Roman's tweaked entrance song sounds real good in the percussion area. Tells a story of him branching out and believing and shit

[Cool King]

Can the Celtic Warrior beat Uncle Samdow? DON'T MISS FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN!

"And if you do, don't worry, we'll just have that same match again on Raw!"

[Malfeitor]

Hahahahaha. "CENA WARRIOR PRINCESS" sign.

[GD]

Love me some Cena vs Orton

[Cool King]

The Demon Kane.

[Lock Jaw]

Not feeling Roman Reigns as a singles guy... just not feeling it.... Miss The Shield so much.... weep every time I think of it.... don't think I've ever been so upset (aside from the vigorous mishandling of Christian over his career)

[KIRA]

Probably less than Kofi Kingston/Dolph Ziggler

Yah but those tend to be really really fun to watch

[Cool King]

Not feeling Roman Reigns as a singles guy... just not feeling it.... Miss The Shield so much.... weep every time I think of it.... don't think I've ever been so upset (aside from the vigorous mishandling of Christian over his career)

Were you not distraught when RVD became WWE Champion?

[Heisenberg]

It's been a good RAW tonight, washes away my work day, had to work overtime to pick up the slack of others and getting a mad push too, gotta stay true and turn heel someday though. Don't want them to book me all the time