Raw is Jericho Reunion Tour: 7-7-14 Raw Thread

[Dark One]

Jericho vs. Miz tonight... how many minutes before the Wyatt's interrupt?

Also, the Cobra is dead, long live the Cobra.

The over-under on THE NETWORK mentions with the Free Trial happening again this week is at 47, place your bets now.

[el bobbo]

Anyone have a stream available? Looks like my usual site went down.

[Cool King]

The Demon Kane.

[road doggy dogg]

damn this lead-up, stuff from last week etc... Michael Cole doing his best Shia LeBeouf

[road doggy dogg]

Anyone have a stream available? Looks like my usual site went down.

ifirstrow.eu

[Dark One]

Anyone have a stream available? Looks like my usual site went down.

As is custom, check your rep.

[road doggy dogg]

damn this lead-up, stuff from last week etc... Michael Cole doing his best Shia LeBeouf

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for reference...

[ClockShot]

Nice to see Roman is still using The Shield entrance and music, and attire.

[road doggy dogg]

I can't be the only person who is INCREDIBLY irritated by Roman Reigns constantly being in duck-face

[teamXtremist]

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[el bobbo]

The Demon Kanye.

[teamXtremist]

Nice pop for roman

[el bobbo]

As is custom, check your rep.

http://www.harmonycentral.com/forum/filedata/fetch?id=31032098

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I miss there being proper Raw intros with the theme and the video and the pyro</font> :(

[road doggy dogg]

you damn right cena sucks

[Cool King]

The Demon Kane.

[teamXtremist]

<font color=goldenrod>I miss there being proper Raw intros with the theme and the video and the pyro</font> :(

Miss the pyro

[slik]

props @ Cena sucking

[road doggy dogg]

you no longer the devil's favourite demon?

[Cool King]

I was waiting on him saying the B Word.

[slik]

Roman Reigns showing some Attitude (Era)

[road doggy dogg]

TV-PG called him bitch :eek:

[Dark One]

Reigns with some awkward real talk, but real talk nonetheless.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What's the biggest Montreal Screwjob Bret Hart or the Expos?

[teamXtremist]

Reigns and Ambrose are not pg

[road doggy dogg]

expos

[road doggy dogg]

Y2J chant?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Shit got real Finlay is here.

[ClockShot]

Nice suits, Finlay and Jamie Noble.

[teamXtremist]

Yes sell it fit

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Finlay got speared.

[ClockShot]

Even Mike Rotund(o) made it out.

[road doggy dogg]

SPEAR! SUPERMAN PUNCH!



...........and that's the entirety of Reigns' moveset. And people complain about Cena

[Cool King]

Love seeing Jamie Noble.

[Corndad]

Finlay loves to fight... in a suit.

[Cool King]

Y2J chant?

I thought they were chanting "Randy's Bitch".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh shit Bret in Montreal....

[teamXtremist]

The hitman

[Corndad]

Miz is so pointless.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Miz is so pointless.

He's alright when he's a heel. Just has that face you want to punch the fuck out.

[road doggy dogg]

I thought they were chanting "Randy's Bitch".

ohhh coulda been

got like 8 things going on here... cant ever hear chants properly anyways

[road doggy dogg]

yay suits back this week

so tired of Rachel... all about Donna

[teamXtremist]

Not digging the Wyatt's new theme

[ClockShot]

Harper and Rowan got new music again? That took what, 2 weeks?

[teamXtremist]

Wyatt's usos again?!

[Cool King]

I like Harper & Rowan's theme.

It sounds like it's from the Attitude Era days. I can imagine a Tag Team back then having a theme sounding like that.

[el bobbo]

Shit. I'm afraid my power is about to go out. We have a violent storm going on in St. Louis. Just make sure to let me know what Stardust does.

[Savio]

The Demon Kane.
He is no longer the devil's favorite

[ClockShot]

Hmph. Usos got new ink. Makes tipsters picks involving them a lot harder.

[GD]

Wow! This match is pretty tight.

[Dark One]

From CM Punk chants in the middle of the match to This is Awesome chants in less than three minutes? Really Canada?

[Corndad]

Hope this feud goes on for a while these matches have been fantastic.

[ClockShot]

That match got great at the end.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good tag match.

[Cool King]

Accidental Twin Magic.

[GD]

The guitars in the Wyatts theme are very similar to that of the DX theme.

[ClockShot]

Vince is desperate if he's doing another free week of WWE network.

Wall Street should be fun to watch this week.

[Savio]

Why does Kane hate Randy :(

[Cool King]

Rollins letting the world know that the briefcase is empty.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was there something about using the actual He's Got the Whole World music in a theme song? Is that why there was a change?

[Sepholio]

Usos and Wyatts put on great tag team matches IMO.

Makes me remember when the tag divisions in WCW/WWF days were actually awesome and not just filler.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rollins letting the world know that the briefcase is empty.

Even if it wasn't empty the paper inside wouldn't make that much noise it's like two sheets.

[KIRA]

Rollins being an entitled prick I like it

[Savio]

Satisfaction TV commercial is no longer TV MA

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Satisfaction TV commercial is no longer TV MA

Boooo :n:

[Savio]

This is kinda sexy

[Dark One]

Cole asking if the Authority is behind this stipulation... right after Justin Roberts announced he'd been informed by the Authority that both Divas would have an arm tied behind their back.

[KIRA]

YAY Alica!

[Emperor Smeat]

Are they chanting "boring" or something else?

[Cool King]

From CM Punk chants in the middle of the match to This is Awesome chants in less than three minutes? Really Canada?

It's most likely just me, but I feel that the "This Is Awesome" chants get thrown around too much these days.

The smallest thing happens during a match and the crowd being their "This Is Awesome" chant. I remember a match featuring Cesaro on Raw a while ago and the crowd were pretty quiet and were doing their CM Punk chants, then Cesaro hit his Uppercut and suddenly, the match was awesome.

[el bobbo]

Where is AJ? I want to see AJ, and I don't give a shit about this nonsense.

[Cool King]

Even if it wasn't empty the paper inside wouldn't make that much noise it's like two sheets.

From what we've seen in the past, contracts are always on a clipboard.

[ClockShot]

STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

[Jura]

I bet Nikki is used to being tied up by Cena.

[Cool King]

Nikki no selling.

She's showing that she's been hanging around Cena too much now.

[Savio]

From what we've seen in the past, contracts are always on a clipboard.
No more clip board, WWE is cutting costs.

[Cool King]

I like that Alicia is still crazy.

She really needs to get back in the title hunt.

[GD]

I bet Nikki is used to being tied up by Cena.

She actually looked pretty hot while on the ground with her hand tied and all.

[Savio]

Nikki not selling made that whole segment completely pointless.

[Black Widow]

I bet Nikki is used to being tied up by Cena.I wouldn't mind having Nikki tied up

[Savio]

POOsev

[KaosDarksol]

I turn in on to Rusev and Lana this isn't a great sign

[Savio]

http://i.imgur.com/2lN83vA.jpg

[Cool King]

Apart from calling them Americans, how do you piss off Canadians?

[Dark One]

Did King just call RVD a young man?

[KaosDarksol]

Well at least RVD is being squashed and not anybody that actually matters

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This match should have been on PPV instead of two matches with Big E.

[Black Widow]

Did King just call RVD a young man?At his age anyone is a young man.

[Cool King]

Tonight, RVD is wearing "ECW Purple".

[ClockShot]

Random Colter rant/interview mid-match.

[Jura]

Rod Von Darn

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RUSEV CRUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH

[Emperor Smeat]

Rusev's super kick is pretty impressive. Should use that as his finisher once the Accolade gets broken or becomes useless.

[Savio]

sooo....stop watching raw then?

[Cool King]

The Demon Kane.

[Cool King]

They mentioned Jamie Noble. :D

[Cool King]

They should just officially change Kane's name to "The Demon Kane".

"The Demon" is not really a nickname anymore, as it's been said so many times. It's gotten to the point now that his actual name is "The Demon Kane" and "Kane" is just his nickname.

[el bobbo]

Apart from calling them Americans, how do you piss off Canadians?

If I learned anything from Canadian Bacon, you talk shit on their beer.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Backstage at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWERaw?src=hash">#WWERaw</a> getting ready for Miz! •Click here to watch the video• <a href="http://t.co/UGjJT7N8aF">http://t.co/UGjJT7N8aF</a> <a href="http://t.co/GaeKA93Z8j">pic.twitter.com/GaeKA93Z8j</a></p>&mdash; Chris Jericho (@IAmJericho) <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/statuses/486314896087613440">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

It must be difficult to wrestle in jeans.

Jeans can be quite constricting sometimes.

[Cool King]

*Botch*

JBL: What the heck?

[Innovator]

Looks like Orton didn't get around in time, or Ambrose jumped too early

What am I a doctor?

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

I like where this is going.

[Cool King]

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[Innovator]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>REMEMBER WHEN HENRY GODWINN WOULD DUMP A BUCKET OF DELIVERY PIZZA ONTO HIS OPPONENT'S HEAD LOL <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) <a href="https://twitter.com/DiGiornoPizza/statuses/486302495338418176">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Innovator]

Kinda marked out for Ambrose hitting the flying nothing. Take note, Del Rio

[Jura]

It must be difficult to wrestle in jeans.

Jeans can be quite constricting sometimes.

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[Cool King]

So Del Rio has a T-Shirt of his tattoo now?

[Dark One]

Place your bets: Ziggler taps to arm bar or loses due to interference.

[Innovator]

LOL HEART ATTACKS ARE FUNNY

[el bobbo]

Fandango = Rapist.

[Cool King]

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It all makes sense now. I did notice that Ambrose's butt was looking more smooth and lifted.

[Lock Jaw]

ATTENTION! Started watching RAW late.... but due to the magic of skipping commercials and an RVD match, I have officially caught up to the present!

Really good match between Orton and Ambrose.

[Cool King]

lol JBL.

[Dark One]

Raw just got weird, and a cameraman/producer just got fired.

[Jura]

Fandango seducing Ziggler

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL

[Savio]

lol at jbls face

[#1-norm-fan]

Fandango = Rapist.

http://i.imgur.com/uBsbh.gif

[Dark One]

What the fuck is going on.

[Cool King]

GREAT SCOTT! A Back To The Future quote.

[Dark One]

Fandango = Rapist.


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[Lock Jaw]

Wish Fandango was rubbing himself with oil while on commentary. Would have been a good throwback.

[Dark One]

http://oi44.tinypic.com/2zygcqu.jpg

[Cool King]

http://cdn.niketalk.com/6/68/68a82c11_tumblr_mj7b4qUtp11rnux1so2_250.gif

I was searching everywhere for that gif to do the exact same thing.

[Dark One]

I was searching everywhere for that gif to do the exact same thing.

Man of 1,000 GIFs.

[Lock Jaw]

Bret seems extremely happy tonight

[Lock Jaw]

Remembering that one time HBK played Bret's music in Montreal..... was gold.

[Corndad]

Cue Sandow in HBK outfit in...

[Dark One]

So, who's going to interrupt Bret? Miz?

[Cool King]

Remembering that one time HBK played Bret's music in Montreal..... was gold.

That was a great moment.

[Dark One]

Cue Sandow in HBK outfit in...

Better call.

[el bobbo]

Is Cena going to latch onto Bret Hart's popularity tonight?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sandow!!!

[Corndad]

Or a Bret Hart outfit HAHAHHA

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Sandow

[Cool King]

It's just hit me.

Sandow has Steven Richards' old gimmick.

[Jura]

Are we going to see the Sharpshooter once again?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol WHY IS SANDOW IMPERSONATING PEOPLE!?!

[owenbrown]

Just future endeavor him instead of embarrassing and burying this guy every week

[slik]

:heart: Damian Sandow, er Bret Sandhart

[el bobbo]

I knew it was fake.

[Dark One]

Remembering that one time HBK played Bret's music in Montreal..... was gold.

Let us remember the glorious moment, around 5:30 in the video.

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[Cool King]

Not forgetting Charlie Haas and all those other guys that have done the same thing.

[KIRA]

I thought Sandow was gonna come out as Owen...

You all know Vince isnt above using the departed.

[Dark One]

It's just hit me.

Sandow has Steven Richards' old gimmick.

So, he'll be interfering in Divas matches while dressed as a woman in a few months?

http://i.imgur.com/3A7LZMX.png

[#1-norm-fan]

Just... Why is a guy with an intellectual savior gimmick suddenly doing silly impersonations? lol WWE really has a thought process as simple as "Heels do this. So let's just pick a heel and have him do this regardless of whether it fits his character."

[KaosDarksol]

I thought Sandow was gonna come out as Owen...

You all know Vince isnt above using the departed.

except Chris Benoit

[KaosDarksol]

We all knew Sandow was going to impersonate Bret Hart. If you hear glass shattering or if you smell what the rock is cooking within the next few weeks you know its going to be sandow. We really shouldn't be surprised by any of it after his McMahon impersonation

[rockman725]

When the music hit, I thought it was going to be Sandow as Neidhart so he can cut a promo how he was really the best of the Hart Foundation..lalala

Damn wished he came out as HBK instead though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

....Signed Maryse.

[Corndad]

Miz has a fan?

[#1-norm-fan]

RUSSO!?!?!?!

[Savio]

Little Johnny Russo? Is that who Heidenreich was talking about all these years?

[GD]

The Miz is literally reading his promo from a piece of paper.

[#1-norm-fan]

The Miz should find a way to read all of his promos from a piece of paper.

[Cool King]

So, he'll be interfering in Divas matches while dressed as a woman in a few months?

http://i.imgur.com/3A7LZMX.png

It's looking that way, yeah.

[Cool King]

The Miz should find a way to read all of his promos from a piece of paper.

Make it that he refuses to talk unless he can read "his thoughts" from a script, as he is "Mr Hollywood Big Shot" now.

[James Steele]

I'm sorry, but The Miz is fucking horrible.

[Cool King]

I miss Saturday Night's Main Event.

[Corndad]

Bryan> Stardust >Everyone else except Miz >Miz

[el bobbo]

I'm sorry, but The Miz is fucking horrible.

I liked him for a minute, but this is back when I was drinking heavily.

[GD]

I want The Miz to succeed and regain his popularity.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Really glad the Miz is a heel again and for real this time.

[James Steele]

I want The Miz to fuck off and dye his hair.

[Cool King]

There was another example of the "This Is Awesome" chants just being thrown around too easy.

The Wyatt's appear and suddenly, it's all awesome.

[James Steele]

The Miz's little wannabe 03 Hollywood Rock intro is a joke.

[Corndad]

Oh No they didn't use some of the Rock's Hollywood Video for this idiot. OH HELL NO.

[Polybius]

Why does The Miz look like he came from a Kingdom Hearts game?

[Cool King]

This Miz reeks of 2003 The Rock.

He's like 2003 The Rock Lite.

[Emperor Smeat]

If Miz is going to be Hollywood Miz, should have went with a Hollywood Rock-like sound for his theme.

[James Steele]

If it wasn't for Jericho in this match, I'd go piss and go get some green seedless grapes out of the fridge.

[#1-norm-fan]

The Miz is great when he's not awkwardly stumbling over his promos.

[Cool King]

The Rock 2003 + "Dashing" Cody Rhodes = The Miz

[KaosDarksol]

Will we eventually get Miz vs Tyler Breeze?

[Cool King]

Is that blood coming out of Jericho's ear?

[Dark One]

Is that blood coming out of Jericho's ear?

Miz promos are deadly.

[James Steele]

Miz has worked on his figure four leglock some.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The Miz is to acting what Eva Marie is to professional wrestling. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Christopher Walder (@WalderSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/WalderSports/statuses/486331091079270403">July 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[GD]

Who taps out to The Walls? For real :nono:

[James Steele]

To the 3 of you looking forward to a push for The Miz, I'm sorry for your loss.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Man who invented Canada > Hollywood Miz

[Savio]

damn too bad for miz

[#1-norm-fan]

WrestleMania main event winner, The Miz.

lolWWE

[Cool King]

Savior_Self

[KaosDarksol]

surprised the match ended clean and not with a wyatt interference

[Cool King]

Who taps out to The Walls? For real :nono:

The Miz.

[Cool King]

How can Jericho look at the people when they're in darkness.

[Savio]

Savior_Self
yes?

[Corndad]

First time in a while the fans have a Face can get behind going against Wyatt.

[James Steele]

Mmmm, I love seedless green grapes. Fucking tasty.

[KaosDarksol]

WrestleMania main event winner, The Miz.

lolWWE

everybody knows they wanted Miz to win that wrestlemania main event

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, I actually like The Miz and I still knew Miz walking out of the main event of WrestleMania as champion was retarded.

[Cool King]

First time in a while the fans have a Face can get behind going against Wyatt.

Thankfully.

For me, it ruins the Wyatt's when the fans get behind them. That's why I'm not a fan of Bray saying the name of the city the show is in, as it always gets cheers.

Though for some reason, when the fans get behind other heels, it doesn't seem to bother me. It only really bothers me when it's The Wyatt's.

[Cool King]

Shut the fuck up Paige, you sound like you have a cold or a thousand rocks in your mouth.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Best divas tag team since LayCool.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Team PayJay?

[Cool King]

Best divas tag team since LayCool.

I wouldn't say The Funkadactyls are that good.

[James Steele]

Team Pancake Ass

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I wouldn't say The Funkadactyls are that good.

... :rofl:

[Theo Dious]

I want The Miz to succeed and regain his popularity.

...really?

[Cool King]

What the hell was that move?

They both just fell back.

[Dark One]

The world has been rocked by this development.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Funkadayctyls EXPLODE!

[Cool King]

A single tear is now running down Brodus' cheek.

[James Steele]

Cameron will be the Marty Jannetty of The Funkadactyls.

[James Steele]

Cena looks like a bigger douche than normal wearing the belts like that.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WWE has come to the terms of the release of Ariane Nicole Andrew (Cameron) We wish her best in her future endeavors.

[Cool King]

Now I MUST watch Total Divas to find out more on this shocking development! #OMG

[Savio]

Did Cameron get a boob job?

[Dark One]

So we've gone from one of the best Raws of the year with lots of exciting developments to a Raw where the big events have been the Funkadactyls deciding they no longer want to funk and a Roman Reigns promo.

[Cool King]

Though in all seriousness, I get the feeling that AJ is being used to give Paige some sort of rub. (Cue innuendo posts about AJ rubbing Paige)

Pretty much the same thing they did with Sin Cara when they realised that he was a failure too. They paired him up with Cena for a few matches with hopes that some of what Cena had would rub off on Sin Cara.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Now I MUST watch Total Divas to find out more on this shocking development! #OMG

Yeah 2 months is too long to wait for the next episode! We want it now!

[Cool King]

Damn, no patch.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of want that jacket/robe that Ceasaro is wearing right now.

[Lock Jaw]

Bouris

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DDP Taped Ribs.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kind of want that jacket/robe that Ceasaro is wearing right now.

He's somewhat ravishing...ow.

[Dark One]

So, hey, remember when Cesaro won that battle royal and was super over?

[Dark One]

They're friends because they're black.

[GD]

Kofi's other black friend.

[Lock Jaw]

Cesaro on the job

[GD]

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1404773532478.gif

[Cool King]

They're friends because they're black.

I was thinking it, and you said it.

[GD]

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2009/03/24/19766382/progresspic/3327092.jpg

http://blooddoggnbk.beepworld.de/files/WrestlerC/claudiocastagnoli.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Really pushing the WWE Network tonight.... desperate for revenues...

[Cool King]

Cool, Rusev vs Reigns.

Can't wait to see that on Raw next week.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What in the fucking fuck? Reigns vs. Rusev on Smackdown?

[Dark One]

El Torito and Bo Dallas? Fuck it. Time to make dinner.

[Cool King]

It's Michael Jackson.

[Dark One]

What in the fucking fuck? Reigns vs. Rusev on Smackdown?

They'll change their mind in the next 24 hours, like every other Smackdown main event announced on Raw over the past few months.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahaha 17-B0 sign.

[GD]

El Torito's undefeated streak on the line.

[GD]

Did someone just shout "evil motherfucker !" ?

[slik]

poor bo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whooooooooooo!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: this match

[Corndad]

I Bo-Lieve I'm glad that is over.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is that 18 and B0 now?

[slik]

Thank God Bo didn't lose to El Torito

[Savio]

lol he ran him over.

[GD]

http://i.imgur.com/aSZhF4X.gif

[GD]

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/planet1051.com/files/2014/04/10-630x343.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

12-b0 the streak continues!

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that Cena/Rollins will end in a DQ.

Probably due to interference.

[Corndad]

Hate he carries the belts like that.

[Lock Jaw]

I want to see the tantrum after Bo's first loss

[GD]

Hate he carries the belts like that.

He's paying homage to Samosa Joe.

[Savio]

Kane will interfere

[Cool King]

Judging by what Cole said, he's been getting a lot of abuse on Twitter about calling Cena the greatest World Champion ever last week.