Smackdown SPOILERS - August 1st

[slik]

1 - Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro kicks off SmackDown. Swagger wins with the Patriot Lock. Rusev and Lana come out after the match for a promo. Zeb responds and the challenge is accepted. Swagger vs. Rusev is on for SummerSlam.


* Randy Orton comes out and cuts a promo on Roman Reigns. He challenges Reigns to a match at SummerSlam.


* Kane and Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose in a handicap match is announced for later.


2 - R-Truth beat Bo Dallas by disqualification when Bo wouldn't break at the 5 count. Bo beat Truth down after the bell and cut a promo.

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3 - AJ Lee squashes Rosa Mendes by submission. Paige attacks AJ at the top of the ramp and lays her out. Officials check on AJ as Paige skips away.


4 - Kane and Seth Rollins beat Dean Ambrose by DQ when Ambrose hit Kane with a steel chair. Rollins runs away as Ambrose hits Kane a few more times.


* We see AJ Lee being taken away on a stretcher with a neck brace on.


5 - Fandango vs. Diego with Summer Rae and Layla is next. Diego gets the win when the Divas distract Fandango.


6 - Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto Del Rio with The Miz on commentary is next. Miz interrupts the match by standing on the announce table and mocks Ziggler. Ziggler goes after him but Miz gets away. Del Rio takes advantage and hits the cross armbreaker on Ziggler for the win.


7 - Erick Rowan vs. Chris Jericho is the main event. If Jericho wins, Rowan is banned from ringside at SummerSlam. The referee sends Luke Harper to the back and Jericho wins with the Codebreaker.

[el bobbo]

They actually have a lot of storylines going on right now. I'm not sure if my feeble mind can handle all of the action.

[Theo Dious]

4 - Kane and Seth Rollins beat Dean Ambrose by DQ when Ambrose hit Kane with a steel chair. Rollins runs away as Ambrose hits Kane a few more times.

LOL... So it takes the lunatic to respond reasonably to handicap match persecution.

[Emperor Smeat]

2 - R-Truth beat Bo Dallas by disqualification when Bo wouldn't break at the 5 count. Bo beat Truth down after the bell and cut a promo.

:y: Reverse streak lives. While lots of others have been ruined or damaged from it, I truly Boleieve this one will end up as the greatest reverse streak ever.

[Sepholio]

:y: Reverse streak lives. While lots of others have been ruined or damaged from it, I truly Boleieve this one will end up as the greatest reverse streak ever.

Yea I can actually see that. The way he snapped and then went back into inspirational mode was awesome. Fits him perfectly and given some time will probably help his character development out a lot. I just hope they aren't already burying him.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hmmm...Shisen hasn't posted here yet...guess he lost his keys in a different thread.

[Shisen Kopf]

I'm posting in here now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah, I can't remember why, though, can you?

#SOOOOOconfused

[#1-norm-fan]

Would have been awesome if instead of going typical heel and snapping and attacking R-Truth after he lost to him, Bo just kept the big smile on his face while fighting back tears and acted like a good sport. Meanwhile there would be backstage segments where Bo would be caught crying or pouting alone in a room by himself until one night on Raw R-Truth is backstage looking for Bo to preparation for a tag match and he finds a giant shrine of pictures of R-Truth with the eyes in each picture stabbed out "19-Bo" written across them.

[DAMN iNATOR]

17-B00

"B00-lieve" in R-Truth, "Bo-lieve" (still) in Bo

[DAMN iNATOR]

#BoDallasKnowsWrasslin

#BoJacksondunnoNUTHIN

[drave]

1 - Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro kicks off SmackDown. Swagger wins with the Patriot Lock. Rusev and Lana come out after the match for a promo. Zeb responds and the challenge is accepted. Swagger vs. Rusev is on for SummerSlam.

Monday - Cesaro loses to Cena.

Tuesday - Cesaro loses to Swagger

Next taping - Cesaro loses


See what Monday did to Cesaro? If the "challenge and lose to Cena" follows pattern, a month from now Cesaro will be right next to Sandow.

[Shisen Kopf]

I don't know what to do?????

[slik]

Tape the parts with BO and Jericho.

Then you can call it your JeriBO mix.

[Bad News Gertner]

Slik, you need to use this gif during all Smackdown Spoilers

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[KIRA]

They actually have a lot of storylines going on right now. I'm not sure if my feeble mind can handle all of the action. I know right every match I doubt the writers can keep it up though.

[slik]

Slik, you need to use this gif during all Smackdown Spoilers

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I am to this idea.

[Heisenberg]

Adding in the Bo Dallas long pose on the stage from weeks ago would be tits mcgrits too

[#1-norm-fan]

I can't take Sandow AND Cesaro being jobbers.

Well at least Cesaro isn't being strapped with a gimmick that is so simple it could be given to any random jobber but for some reason is given to a guy who HAD a fine gimmick that goes against everything the generic gimmick works for.

/CornetteFace

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro is just doing the "we don't have you in our immediate PPV plans, so you're going to make everybody look good for a few weeks" thing. Weird to see Swagger beat him so cleanly though. I'm glad, because face Swagger is working surprisingly well. I hope he wins the Flag Match and then moves into a program with Alberto Del Rio. Two great workers and Swagger can beat him a few times and really try and gain some traction.

Bo Dallas will probably beat R-Truth in a No DQ match to show off his "dark side" against a veteran people love. He'll be fine.

Loving Diego actually getting back-to-back wins against Fandango.

[#1-norm-fan]

Anyone getting back-to-back wins over Fandango is fucking ridiculous. Much less fucking Diego from fucking Los Matadores. Fucking fucks.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The thing is there is basically no way to pay off the Fandango/Summer & Layla feud. Fandango can't get revenge on them because he can't hit them or have a match with them or anything. They'll either debut someone new from NXT to essentially be Summer/Layla's permanent boytoy, or more likely the storyline will just eventually fizzle out with no explanation.</font>

[Ruien]

Or have it turn into a three way relationship.