Finally, Always450, HAS COME BACK, <b>YET AGAIN</b> to making captions! Yeah, uhhh… just didn’t give a crap for… months I think. Yeah, well, if you don’t remember me, I don’t blame ya. Hey, is Sean O’Haire still in his cage? Sorry if I ripped off anyone’s jokes.
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And the midget behind Trish learned NOT to pull her finger.
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Don’t make fun of Lita in this pic, okay? You’d be confused too if you heard Vince’s reasoning to push Bradshaw.
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JR: Bah Gawd! Trish LITERALLY tore off Lita’s head, broke a few ribs, insulted her parents, kicked her dog named Fluffy, shaved her pet gerbil, farted in her general direction, and gave her computer some horrible spy ware!
King: When I was wrestling, we called that a “chin lock...”
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Trish felt sorry for Lita… It’s one thing not to kneel to him, but to turn your back on the Wizard of Raw…
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In this weeks edition of “When Past Gimmicks Come Back” our guest is Kane.
Kane: My wife and I have been fighting recently, and that really got me down and out. So one day, I killed her cat. It ends up I was allergic to cats, so I was in a better mood. No, that didn’t solve our problems, but damn it felt good killing her cat. So the death of her cat wasn’t a bad thing… It’s a good thing!
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Lita: Bradshaw just main evented last night, Kanyon is unemployed… Bradshaw main evented last night, Kanyon is unemployed… I don’t get it.
Vince: Don’t try to break down the logic, you’re wasting your time… Just realize that there is no logic.
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Shelton: Randy, you may have a title, but I have something you’ll never have!
Randy: What and what is that?
Shelton: Credibility!
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After this segment Kane suggested that the WWE hires a new beer man so mid-carders won’t get pegged when Kane is thirsty.
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Lita begged for Kane’s help when she realized that her Mattchair didn’t look anything like the Mattchair on the box.
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Kane: That’s okay Lita, don’t cry, everything will be alright…
Lita: -sniff- But… it’s Bradshaw, and he main evented, and Kanyon isn’t with the company…. It doesn’t make any sense.
Kane: It makes perfect sense after the “Vince McMahon Friendly Shock Therapy.”
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Randy: No Edge, don’t let go! After this match Vince wants me to grab a mic and say “Who betta than Orton!” You can’t let me go! I finally have a grip on creed-a-billytie!
Edge:…………I knew I shouldn’t have looked at Stephanie’s ass……………..
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The ref had to look at the chart that Lillian was holding up to see if Randy was right when he said it was the Walls of Jericho.
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Edge screamed in pain as Randy twisted Edge’s third nipple, which was located on his knee.
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Beniot: Ah! Randy! Stop biting my wrist!
Ref: Oh man! Ha ha ha! I can’t believe that Randy believed me when I said your arm was made of spam!
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Coach: Don’t worry, you won’t remain a storyline tool forever.
Eugene: Really?
Coach: Yeah, really! Why, in a few weeks you’ll go over to SmackDown, turn heel, and main event at their next PPV.
Eugene: Can’t.
Coach: Why not?
Eugene: Bradshaw is already SmackDown’s retard.
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Rock: Hmmm, this doesn’t look like a movie studio… Maybe Ric gave me the wrong directions….
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Rock: Tell me this, how the hell did YOU get over?
Eugene: I’m special… That’s why I’m over… You’re gone 9 months out of the year, you know 7 moves, why are you over?
Rock:…………
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Coach: So if I set $3000 a month aside, put it into a savings account with high compounding interest, cash in on my mutual funds… Hey! The retard has a point!
Rock: Bradshaw?
Coach: No, not that retard. Why are you over?
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Yep, he made it on TV for long enough to be in the next WWE video game.
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Wrestlers: For he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly god fellow… that no body can’t deny!
Triple H: Aw, shucks, you guys shouldn’t have!
Rosey: Well, when you control our pushes, and you tell us to come out here and sing to you like that, yeah, we have to.
Triple H: TWO MORE MONTHS OF JOBBING FOR MOUTHING OFF!