8-11 RAW THREAD/HOGAN'S BDAY BASH

[Emperor Smeat]

That's a nice suit.

Yeup.

[thedarkness214]

l1ttl3 kidz,,,,,

[Wishbone]

Such a terrible idea for a segment, but somehow Bray and Jericho made it work. Love them both so much.

[Lock Jaw]

After the cam cut away they just got up, shrugged and walked away.

[Cool King]

Wyatt talks for about five minutes and Jericho talks for about a minute.

Even Cole spoke for longer than Jericho.

[KIRA]

I just don't understand Alicia had a gimmick and she was working it YES I AM STILL BITTER DAMNIT.

[Lock Jaw]

AJ Lee attractive eyes

[Wishbone]

I just don't understand Alicia had a gimmick and she was working it YES I AM STILL BITTER DAMNIT.

That's why the Diva's division can't have nice things.

[FourFifty]

SmackDown, NUMBA ONE!

[#1-norm-fan]

Jericho = Amazing
Bray Wyatt = Amazing
Jericho + Bray Wyatt = Meh

Kinda weird that that's the case, but this feud just doesn't do anything for me.

Yeah, they're starting to use the lazy Shield method of "I'm feuding with you because justice" with Wyatt and it makes it hard to care.

Wyatt has tried though with the whole "you called yourself a savior" thing and that segment was pretty good.

[el bobbo]

Eva Marie? I need to take a shit.

[Wishbone]

Jesus Christ, please let Eva Marie suffer a terrific injury tonight so that she may leave my television forever.

[Lock Jaw]

AJ Lee probably shouldn't have taken that bump off the stage while pregnant

[Dark One]

AJ Lee probably shouldn't have taken that bump off the stage while pregnant

Got to have another record long reign by any means necessary.

[Wishbone]

Yeah, they're starting to use the lazy Shield method of "I'm feuding with you because justice" with Wyatt and it makes it hard to care.

Wyatt has tried though with the whole "you called yourself a savior" thing and that segment was pretty good.

Totally agree with you there. Somehow Bray and Jericho have made a shit idea decent. Shows how great both men can be.

[Lock Jaw]

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!!!!

[Dark One]

Paige with the biggest heel move of all time by making AJ Lee lose to EVA MARIE.

[Cool King]

STD is currently having a heart attack.

[el bobbo]

No. Just no.

[FourFifty]

I would do Paige in her accent.

[Fenix122]

Soooooooo that just happened

[Wishbone]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[KIRA]

WOW AJ jobbing to the very definition of terrible women's wrestler

[Cool King]

I forgot how deep and manly Paige's voice was.

[Dark One]

Paige's poem was not as good as Heyman's rap.

That's right. An emo girl's poem was not as good as an old Jew's rap.

[Wishbone]

Paige is now my least favorite person on the planet replacing the tied Curtis Axel and Heath Slater.

[Tazz Dan]

WWE NETWORK IN AUSTRALIA. FINALLY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO

[Corndad]

Eva Marie just beat the champion. DaFuck.

[#1-norm-fan]

Woodchips are baige. lol

[Wishbone]

If I wasn't totally disgusted by the sight of Eva that last scene of AJ on top would have been rather arousing.

[Dark One]

Roses are red,
The Network is 9.99
Brock's gonna smash Cena's head,
The network is 9.99.

[KIRA]

Paige is now my least favorite person on the planet replacing the tied Curtis Axel and Heath Slater.

What is it her deep voice her pasty skin Her only likeable when silent aura?

[Wishbone]

Y'know I don't get why people still make fun of Cena for rapping. Dude hasn't rapped in like 5 years. I mean I know they gotta make fun of him, but using old ass material seems lazy. Hell, half of Cena's fanbase probably doesn't even remember him rapping.

[#1-norm-fan]

Only 2 of the 8 matches at SummerSlam feature people who weren't at least booked to face each other at Battleground. And that's because those 2 matches feature part-timers/non-wrestlers who didn't compete at Battleground.

[Bad News Gertner]

Paige is now my least favorite person on the planet replacing the tied Curtis Axel and Heath Slater.

Slater Gator for life bitch!

[#1-norm-fan]

I miss rapper Cena.

[Wishbone]

What is it her deep voice her pasty skin Her only likeable when silent aura?

HEYMAN drops the fuckin mc!

Nah, I can totally tolerate her being the wrestling equivalent of Bella from Twilight. But letting Eva Marie win a match? That's a sin of the highest magnitude.

[FourFifty]

I miss rapper Cena.

I'm sure you can see some of Rapper Cena on the WWE Network for only.... yea, you know the joke.

[Lock Jaw]

Shirt looks like a chicken in front of Cena's face

[Wishbone]

Aaaaand there's the new shirt. Didn't he already do red? Should've been maroon or teal.

[Cool King]

Cena spicing things up with his attire.

He now has red knee pads!

[FourFifty]

I still dislike the two belts one champion gimmick.

[Lock Jaw]

Mario hat

[Cool King]

Aaaaand there's the new shirt. Didn't he already do red? Should've been maroon or teal.

I think his new one is slightly darker than his other red T-shirt.

Ever so slightly.

[Dark One]

Blood is red.
Vomit is green.
Urine is yellow.
Cena's gonna be dead,
'cause Lesnar is mean.

[KIRA]

If you're gonna do Heyman at least attempt the voice John.

prognosticate I'm almost sure he had to look that up.

[Cool King]

I still dislike the two belts one champion gimmick.

http://theinfamousjcity.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chrisjerichoundisputedchampioniv_display_image.jpg

[Wishbone]

I wanna see Lesnar feed Cena the WHC belt so that we can get rid of this stupid two belt gimmick.

[Dark One]

Real talk.

[KIRA]

I love that Cena even works the "adults" that claim to hate him.

[Wishbone]

"when does John Cena stop being about the t-shirts and ballcaps" - That'd mean a lot more if you didn't just get new ones, John.

[owenbrown]

I call bullshit on this promo

[GD]

John Cena comes out to "Basic Thuganomics" at SummerSlam.

[GD]

Brock Lesnar doesn't deserve a retired title. He deserves the title on your left shoulder, jabroni!

[Dark One]

Lesnar's too busy F5ing sharks for his dinner to beat up Cena right now.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/IHNj8Jo.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-11-4)

[Wishbone]

As much of a goofball as he is Cena is still the man. I mean if he can make this crap seem dramatic, imagine what he could do with real material.

[Corndad]

Random Thought. The Title Belt should be worn around around the waist. No one will ever change my mind on this.

[Cool King]

I think I've just realised that Cena seems to do the same promo for every feud.

"I have a very tough opponent"
"I've been here for years now"
"People cheer for me, but people also people boo me"
"I will win"

It's pretty much like that all the time.

[KIRA]

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I couldn't resist, sorry.

[Heisenberg]

I still dislike the two belts one champion gimmick.

***Mod music hits***

Fuckin thread pops huge

*I come out on the ramp, soak in the cheers, mic in hand*

Hey guys, just coming in here to see if everyone was getting along. Unfortunately I've received reports again on my visitor wall which is free of charge to view.

My client, Bad News Gertner recently unveiled his sexual orientation to the masses, brave, but not without backlash.

He is accusing FourFifty of hate talk and I hope to high hell this is untrue. We do not use the term "faggot ass Heath Slater fan" here in these lands.

I will hear the retort, but if I hear of this to be true I have no other option, but to book BNG and 450 in a Last Post Posted Match @ TPWW Summerslam Thread this Sunday.

[FourFifty]

For a product rated PG, they're pushing the language.

[Wishbone]

http://i.imgur.com/IHNj8Jo.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-11-4)

Oof :heart:

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/IHNj8Jo.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-11-4)

Ten minutes?

Never change internet.

[el bobbo]

http://i.imgur.com/IHNj8Jo.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-11-4)

I'll be back in 5 minutes.

[dronepool]

Pretty good promo

[Corndad]

http://i.imgur.com/IHNj8Jo.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-11-4)

God Damn it. Hate Punk.

[Wishbone]

God Damn it. Hate Punk.

I second this.

[Dark One]

I think I've just realised that Cena seems to do the same promo for every feud.

"I have a very tough opponent"
"I've been here for years now"
"People cheer for me, but people also people boo me"
"I will win"

It's pretty much like that all the time.

That's pretty true, but he's stayed serious and dramatic this whole feud, I think. That's made a huge difference, and if this was the Cena we had every week, I'd be okay with him being champion forever.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, damn CM Punk. If it wasn't for him, you def would have had a chance.

[owenbrown]

http://i.imgur.com/IHNj8Jo.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-11-4)

http://www.real-hacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Brazzers-Account-Generator-Logo-290x166.jpg

[Cool King]

God Damn it. Hate Punk.

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp139/lisa_lion_heart/movingicons/tumblr_lx59yuRt5q1qcrvb7.gif

[Wishbone]

Am I the only one happy to see Sheamus back?

[KIRA]

I'll be back in 5 minutes.


Where are you going?

[Dark One]

Where are you going?

I'll explain it when you're older.

[RVDmark]

God Damn it. Hate Punk.

Don't hate Punk, hate the game. Something like that.

[Cool King]

Am I the only one happy to see Sheamus back?

Probably.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, Brie and Stephanie are gonna settle things TONIGHT???

Well I'll just keep my $9.99 I guess.

[Lock Jaw]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9pzcntVA1qcyr1v.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

Am I the only one happy to see Sheamus back?

Where did he go?

[Corndad]

Don't hate Punk, hate the game. Something like that.

Dude has pulled Maria, Lita, AJ. Dude's game is unworldly.

[Wishbone]

Where did he go?

Was gone for a week with the flu or some shit.

[Poit]

Am I the only one happy to see Sheamus back?

Back from what?

[Wishbone]

Dude has pulled Maria, Lita, AJ. Dude's game is unworldly.

JBL needs to correct himself. Punk is the Charlie Sheen of sports entertainment, not D-Bry.

[Dark One]

Wait. Continuity and a brilliant heel? Fantastic.

[#1-norm-fan]

AWWWWW! Arrest her!!! lol

[dronepool]

Sigh

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha the "cop" having to read the rights off of a tiny card

[Wishbone]

Mark Henry gets away with body slamming a stage guy but Brie Bella gets arrested for slapping someone. Hurray for wrestling logic!

[KIRA]

Megan Miller......is she a superhero by day?

[#1-norm-fan]

All these budget cuts and they can still afford to hire Conan to play one of the cops?

[Emperor Smeat]

Mark Henry gets away with body slamming a stage guy but Brie Bella gets arrested for slapping someone. Hurray for wrestling logic!

Other guy felt it was a honor to join the Hall of Pain.

[Dark One]

All these budget cuts and they can still afford to hire Conan to play one of the cops?

I thought it was the return of John Laurinaitis and People Power for a minute, but my stream's quality is shit.

[Keith]

This is terrible. No one wants to see this shit.

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddamn, someone's putting some work in to actually write this story out. If only they could do this all up and down the card.

[Keith]

Goddamn, someone's putting some work in to actually write this story out. If only they could do this all up and down the card.



Of course, it involves Steph.

[Lock Jaw]

I once ran a lengthy e-fed angle where my character sought legal action against another rassler for something he did.... and I stretched it out for months.... finally came to trial.... and the verdict and end of the feud was the judge saying "It was done in a wrestling company, so it is ok"

[el bobbo]

Cops in Ferguson are fucking shooting rubber bullets and tear gas onto every street trying to get people into their homes.

[Wishbone]

Goddamn, someone's putting some work in to actually write this story out. If only they could do this all up and down the card.

If only Brie Bella could actually act now.

[Cool King]

All these budget cuts and they can still afford to hire Conan to play one of the cops?

I thought it was the return of John Laurinaitis and People Power for a minute, but my stream's quality is shit.

I thought it was Chris Hansen, myself.

[Wishbone]

If Hogan opens one of those presents and his head isn't in it I'm going to be totally disappointed.

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if Hogan will open all those presents

[Kingofdaswing]

Angle would be so much better if it was with anyone but Bella. She is terrible at acting, and even worse in the ring. What a waste of a McMahon angle.

[Dark One]

Goddamn, someone's putting some work in to actually write this story out. If only they could do this all up and down the card.

All snarkiness aside, it's actually kind of impressive when I look at it.

Brie and Steph have had a pretty natural feud leading out of Bryan and The Authority, and it's had a relatively fluid story.

AJ and Paige has a little bit more than the usual "I beat you!" "Ha! I beat you too!" with the Frenemy and vague obsession from Paige.

Rusev and Swagger has a classic Patriot vs. Evil Foreigner story.

Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins have had a good story coming out of the Shield split, even if the stip doesn't really sell that.

Brock and Cena isn't a particularly elaborate story, but it makes sense.

It feels like it's been a really long time since there've been that many feuds with actual story building rather than just a bunch of traded back and forth wins. That's pretty cool.

[Corndad]

OH Fuck you Miz.

[Fenix122]

Does Heath Slater get two Raw wins in consecutive weeks?

[Lock Jaw]

Miz's Hair Part freaking me out

[KIRA]

Heath and Ziggler ....I can't root against anyone.

[Cool King]

I'll admit, I completely forgot there was an Intercontinental Championship match at SummerSlam until Ziggler came out.

[Poit]

Can Heath Slater's winning streak continue!?

[Wishbone]

Haha JBL pulling the plug on Miz!

[Cool King]

Is Miz wearing slippers?

[Wishbone]

Miz' shoes are freaking terrifying...

[Lock Jaw]

Justin Gabriel the Janetty of Slabriel

[Wishbone]

If Eva and Slater can both pull off a win on the same show the universe will literally implode on itself.

[FourFifty]

I've been a supporter of The Miz for the most part, but this is the first time where I find his persona bland and uninteresting.

Some people say he's ripping off Tyler Breeze. To that, I say, shut your whore mouth. There is ONLY Tyler Breeze.

[KIRA]

I'm glad Miz actually mentioned his past with Cole

still hate Miz tho

[Lock Jaw]

THE STREAK LIVES!!!

[Cool King]

Slater wins again!

[Fenix122]

HEATH SLATER WINSSSSSS!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Slater won again

[FourFifty]

Is Heath Slater the new Barry Horwitz?

[Dark One]

If Eva and Slater can both pull off a win on the same show the universe will literally implode on itself.

It's been a pleasure knowing all of you fine gentlemen.

[Poit]

Can Heath Slater's winning streak continue!?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Daniel-Bryan-Yes-Cheer.gif

[el bobbo]

SLATER BABY!!!

[Wishbone]

Son of a bitch... are pigs flying? Has hell frozen over? I'm convinced the end of the world is coming now.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Slater keeps winning matches via distractions by people his opponents are feuding with

[Dark One]

Slater dreamed to fly too high.

[KIRA]

SLATER 2!

[GD]

Slater ain't your stereotypical face. He's a tweener.

[Tazz Dan]

Slater!

[Poit]

SLATER GATOR BA-BY WOOO!

[mhirn3]

This show is one bad infomercial.

"Speaking of the network" - NO COLE! ONLY YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IT!

[el bobbo]

This AJ gif is doing everything for me.

[Kingofdaswing]

So can a guy in Canada get this WWE network if he doesn't have access to Rogers cable network?

[Wishbone]

You know if Bo's streak hadn't ended they could have built up Slater's and had a streak vs streak match.

[Cool King]

That image of Roman Reigns just makes me think that it's his passport photo.

http://cdn4.thisisinfamous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Roman_Reigns_05202013ej_0020b-2-e1380820087641.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

That ring announcing of Orton sounded very funny

[KIRA]

RAAANDY OTEN!

[#1-norm-fan]

Slater ain't your stereotypical face. He's a tweener.

I don't know what the fuck he is. Last week was about as much of an underdog face moment as you can get. This week he goes full heel at the end. Also, he seems to be doing this weird thing where he's in a completely different story with Titus on the B shows than he is on the A show.

All I know is he isn't getting mic time. And that's a good thing. Just keep that up and all is well.

[Wishbone]

Just hearing Orton's music induces yawning. Sheamus being jobbed to him is a travesty on par with the holocaust.

[FourFifty]

I think I'll just catch the rest of this later.

This show just doesn't feel like a Go Home Show. It's just, seems like the Raw 3 weeks away from the PPV.

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot he was/that there was a United States Champion.

[Lock Jaw]

Saying it now,

Show is going to end with BRRRROCK LESNAR crashing Hogan's party and Cena making the save and then posing with Hogan to end the show.

[el bobbo]

Oh yeah. Sheamus is the US Champion. Couldn't have told you that.

[Cool King]

It slightly irks me that they keep calling Kane "Corporate Kane".

[Cool King]

"Corporate Kane" is the new "THE DEMON Kane".

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL

[Wishbone]

Forgot he was/that there was a United States Champion.

How dare you, sir! That is blasphemy! :rant:

[Dark One]

It slightly irks me that they keep calling Kane "Corporate Kane".

Is it better or worse than THE DEMON KANE

Just hearing Orton's music induces yawning. Sheamus being jobbed to him is a travesty on par with the holocaust.

I feel like you might be exaggerating a little bit.
https://31.media.tumblr.com/4bc24002b674bf8c9c312712ecde66eb/tumblr_inline_mzmedb9GNX1rx927l.gif

[Hanso Amore]

Three faces of Kane

Demon Kane
Corporate Kane
Dr Isaac yankem

[Cool King]

Is it better or worse than THE DEMON KANE

I'd say worse. But that's just me.

[Cool King]

I really have no interest in this match. :-\

[mhirn3]

Three faces of Kane

Demon Kane
Corporate Kane
Dr Isaac yankem


AND YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL ON THE AMAZING WWE NETWORK FOR THE LOW PRICE OF JUST 9.99!!!!!

:roll::-\

[Wishbone]

The fact that Corporate isn't spelled with a "K" in Corporate Kane is the worst part. I demand more corny misspelling in my wrestling.

[Cool King]

The fact that Corporate isn't spelled with a "K" in Corporate Kane is the worst part. I demand more corny misspelling in my wrestling.

Spelling "Corporate" with a "K" would just make me think of Mortal Kombat, whenever I see it.

[Innovator]

Klassic Korporate Kane

[Wishbone]

Klassic Korporate Kane

:y:

[Lock Jaw]

"Corporate Kane" is the new "THE DEMON Kane".

More like Corporate Kane was the old The Demon Kane. They kept calling him Corporate Kane all the time last time too.

[Cool King]

Klassic Korporate Kane

http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/50/KrustyKK.png/250px-KrustyKK.png

http://37.media.tumblr.com/RaAhBBk4Tik7fzwwGwQVRogco1_500.png

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mark Henry gets away with body slamming a stage guy but Brie Bella gets arrested for slapping someone. Hurray for wrestling logic!

Are you talking about the night on SmackDown! where Mark went apeshit and threw the sound guy after screaming at him, "YOU PLAY MUSIC?!" or some other incident?

Because the Mark Henry "monster big guy" from around that time (back when he first started "inducting" guys into the Hall of Pain) was fucking awesome.

[Lock Jaw]

Klassic Korporate Kane

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[Keith]

Three faces of Kane

Demon Kane
Corporate Kane
Dr Isaac yankem





http://i.imgur.com/uIG6NfV.jpg

[Cool King]

More like Corporate Kane was the old The Demon Kane. They kept calling him Corporate Kane all the time last time too.

Yeah, but not as much as they're doing now.

[mhirn3]

What? WWE has an app? Why havent they ever pushed that?

[Lock Jaw]

Dammit Cool King

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, but not as much as they're doing now.

No, they literally said it every time they said his name.

[Hanso Amore]

Anyone else think the back duplex onto the table was brutal?

[Wishbone]

Are you talking about the night on SmackDown! where Mark went apeshit and threw the sound guy after screaming at him, "YOU PLAY MUSIC?!" or some other incident?

Because the Mark Henry "monster big guy" from around that time (back when he first started "inducting" guys into the Hall of Pain) was fucking awesome.

That is precisely the moment I was speaking of. However, it was more of a throwaway joke, and I too found that Mark Henry amazing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The fact that Corporate isn't spelled with a "K" in Corporate Kane is the worst part. I demand more corny misspelling in my wrestling.

He's no Kizarny, that's for damn sure.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't stop staring at Sheamus' large green bruise

[el bobbo]

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Live at Harlem's Apollo Theater!

[Corndad]

They announce what the Pre-Show for Sunday is yet? Just Curious. Asking for a friend.

[Wishbone]

Kizarny was a gift from god. A true innovator of our sport.

[Cool King]

No, they literally said it every time they said his name.

I must have blocked it out then.

[Cool King]

Can't stop staring at Sheamus' large green bruise

Ditto.

[GD]

JBL making a reference to Finlay.

[mhirn3]

They announce what the Pre-Show for Sunday is yet? Just Curious. Asking for a friend.

You mean on the WWE Network? :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!

[Wishbone]

Fuck you, Orton. Fuck you, fuck your family and fuck your cow.

[Emperor Smeat]

I see Sheamus also learned from Christian about doing high flying moves against Orton.

[Bad News Gertner]

Heath Slater baby! All aboard the Slater Gator bandwagon!!!!!!

[mhirn3]

What's with the obsession to tell me how many times each dude has won the title lately?

[Dark One]

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!

In honor of HULK HOGAN'S BIRTHDAY, BROTHER!

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z257/cangfx/rko.gif

[DAMN iNATOR]

How foes Cole still occasionally let JBL goad him into using the term "vintage"?

And why is he so excited for Orton? :wtf:

[KIRA]

WELL TIME TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL/READ/GO TO BED

[RVDmark]

What? WWE has an app? Why havent they ever pushed that?

They did push it for a while, but then the network came along and started selling more merch. It was reported that the app was "in the doghouse", and hasn't been pushed since. The Network, widely regarded as one of Vince's "pet projects" has been pushed to the moon.:shifty:

[Dark One]

Fuck you, Orton. Fuck you, fuck your family and fuck your cow.

Oh come on.

[mhirn3]

They did push it for a while, but then the network came along and started selling more merch. It was reported that the app was "in the doghouse", and hasn't been pushed since. The Network, widely regarded as one of Vince's "pet projects" has been pushed to the moon.:shifty:


I heard it was actually the one who slapped the dick racist guy last week and framed Del Rio.

[Wishbone]

Oh come on.

I will not be silenced! I wholeheartedly intend to write and angry tweet to HHH over this travesty against the human race! I demand blood! Rabble, rabble, rabble! :rant:

[Lock Jaw]

Yay, The Usos made RAW!

[Lock Jaw]

Also Layla

[DAMN iNATOR]

YAY HOGAN'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION IS OUR MAIN EVENT, WHICH NOBODY EXPECTED!

Seriously this is what, the 3rd consecutive RAW where it's ending with a in-ring segment instead of a match? :n::nono:

[Corndad]

Mean... MY GOD... Gene.

[Cool King]

Lesnar dropping F Bombs like a champ.

[Lock Jaw]

Well you know something Mean Gene....

[mhirn3]

HASHTAG HOGANS BIRTHDAY! HASHTAG HOGANS BIRTHDAY!

[RVDmark]

Exactly how old is hulk now, 65+?

[Innovator]

Man I hope Brock smashes during this segment

[Wishbone]

Lesnar dropping F Bombs like a champ.

Pretty sure that should bump RAW to a PG13 rating.

[Cool King]

lol, just saw a sign that said "Hogan is old".

[Dark One]

HASHTAG HOGANS BIRTHDAY! HASHTAG HOGANS BIRTHDAY!

I'm hoping someone got him a WWE Network subscription card.

[Fenix122]

Exactly how old is hulk now, 65+?

61

[RVDmark]

Lesnar dropping F Bombs like a champ.

At least he managed to say it without his voice cracking.

[Crimson]

Please Brock come out.

[el bobbo]

They must have shelled out some fucking money for Bob Dylan.

[Wishbone]

Would kill for static during this tribute video and then Bray Wyatt coming out to kick Hogan's ass.

[mhirn3]

I'm hoping someone got him a WWE Network subscription card.

Maybe Matt Sydal can give him the one they offered him for 6 months.

[RVDmark]

Please Brock come out.

You think he's in the closet?

[Keith]

NWO Reunion coming up!

[tman220]

this feels like a memorial video....

[mhirn3]

Just so you guys know, this package is COURTESY OF THE WWE NETWORK THAT YOU CAN GET FOR 9.99 PER MONTH!

Oh and Vintage Hogan.

[Crimson]

This has to end with Hogan laying on his back right?

[RVDmark]

this feels like a memorial video....

It sort of is, just not a posthumous one for a nice change.

[#1-norm-fan]

YAY HOGAN'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION IS OUR MAIN EVENT, WHICH NOBODY EXPECTED!

Seriously this is what, the 3rd consecutive RAW where it's ending with a in-ring segment instead of a match? :n::nono:

If you don't like the content of the segment, that's one thing.

Are you really upset at Raw ending with a segment as opposed to a random thrown together match with an outcome that means nothing though?

Also, Raw ending in a segment to build a story and not a match has happened a lot. For like... a couple decades now.

[Keith]

Pat Paterson up there imagining Hulk Hogan naked.

[Corndad]

Brock is gonna be Uber Heel going into Sunday if he F5's Hogan tonight.

[Poit]

Oh come on.

That's my line.

[Dark One]

Kinda pissed I didn't realize Raw was in town tonight until earlier today. Totally would have taken the day off for this.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: the Network schilling

[Dark One]

I'm hoping someone got him a WWE Network subscription card.

I KNEW IT!

[#1-norm-fan]

HAH! What!?

[tman220]

anyone wanna see Hulk wrestle one more time?

[RVDmark]

Say Silverdome brother.

[GD]

Fucking Hogan plugging the Network on his birthday bash. Hate him.

[mhirn3]

What the fuck infomercial am I watching?

[Savio]

Hulk is Rules

[RVDmark]

This has to end with Hogan laying on his back right?

Live Sex Celebration?

[Dark One]

Fucking Hogan plugging the Network on his birthday bash. Hate him.

Oh come on.

[#1-norm-fan]

Brock is gonna be Uber Heel going into Sunday if he F5's Hogan tonight.

I don't even think Hogan could physically take an F-5. If anything I think he just gets backed into a corner and saved by Cena.

[Crimson]

Flair!

[Wishbone]

Lesnar, you better come out and F5 this fucker right the hell now.

[RVDmark]

What the fuck infomercial am I watching?

Don't you just hate it when you can't open a carton of milk.

[RVDmark]

Bring up the drunk-a-meter.

[Crimson]

Orndoff!

[Corndad]

LOL I totally forgot Mr. Wonderful's theme.

[GD]

Is that an imposter Paul Orndorff ?

[Corndad]

This should be Rollins new theme.

[Cool King]

Orndorff looks like my neighbour, but with a better moustache.

[Crimson]

Hey that theme would be awesome for a wrestler right now. Wish Orndoff was 25 years old

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. From Flair to Paul Orndorff. Most of the crowd doesn't know what the fuck is going on right now.

[Wishbone]

Brock could gain atomic levels of heat if he came out now and wiped out all the legends at once.

[Keith]

"Mr. Wonderful still looks great".

No he doesn't, JBL.

[Cool King]

Piper!

[GD]

Fucking NWO! Baby!

[#1-norm-fan]

Where's Mr. T to talk about his mama!?!

[Dark One]

LETHAL DOSE OF POISON for Hogan's birthday. What a great present.

[Wishbone]

Hogan looks upset...

[mhirn3]

People are booing the red and yellow? Hilarious!

If only there was a place I could go and watch him joining the nwo.

[Hanso Amore]

One more for the good guys yesssssss