Official SUMMERSLAM Thread 8/17/14, Presented by The Campaign for Shisen KOTF

[road doggy dogg]

what, is this seriously a thing

[Volare]

Cena is turning heel to help Nikki, it's the obvious future.

[Poit]

I can't imagine the NXT crowd actually cheering for this guy.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ric Flair should manage Brie Bella. They are the two best at Brie Mode.

[slik]

Iginfest FURIOUS at that clip prolly

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>HURRICANE THEME</font>

[Droford]

Jesus Christ

[Jura]

Cena is turning heel to help Nikki, it's the obvious future.

John Cena/Nikki vs Daniel Bryan/Brie at Wrestlemania 31

[road doggy dogg]

RKO outta nowhere!

no buildup for this match at all, not even a video package?

[Lock Jaw]

Entering from out of a microwave is actually a quality entrance. Would be good for some sort of "radioactive powered" gimmick.

[road doggy dogg]

like instead of this pasty white Tostito's guy why not a package showing Orton/Reigns...

[Cool King]

Did anyone else hear The Hurricane's theme during that "Mama's Boy" thing?

[road doggy dogg]

oh, NOW they do it, after Orton walks to the ring...... makes sense..................

[dronepool]

Randy Orton is on the card? Forgot about this.

[KIRA]

I honestly forgot about this match

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is this Roman Reign's first singles match on a PPV right?

[road doggy dogg]

love that RKO onto the announce table, want to get a freeze frame of that and printed out on a canvas on my wall with Orton in mid-air

[slik]

new vest

[Wishbone]

Kinda weird that instead of the usual Diva's match to cool everyone off before the main even we're getting an Orton/Reigns match in that spot

[Jura]

Entering from out of a microwave is actually a quality entrance. Would be good for some sort of "radioactive powered" gimmick.
I could see Ryback chanting "Feed me more" and his opponents come out of a giant microwave.

[road doggy dogg]

lol @ Asian guy with pink iphone

[slik]

Very pleased Sheamus is not on the card tonight.

[Wishbone]

Having his symbol on the vest makes him look more professional and less like a CAW

[Wishbone]

This might be the first time Orton's worn something besides black in ages

[road doggy dogg]

[Orton pose]

[Lock Jaw]

Haha Orton Pose and smile

[road doggy dogg]

after KOTF is over we need a TPWW tournament of who can do the best Orton pose

Heisenberg is the odds-on favourite but would be a fun tournament

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Is anyone else watching Summerslam? I am and I'm having a good time. Hope you're too!

[road doggy dogg]

It's actually been a v solid PPV

what's up Supreme the Dream

[Droford]

something seems off about that headline (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2014/jack-swagger-rusev-26531355)

[road doggy dogg]

Reigns' arm tattoos v "clean" looking, nice sharp lines etc. good tattoo artist

[Poit]

This might be the first time Orton's worn something besides black in ages

Yeah, the grey is a bold fashion statement.

[Wishbone]

Someone at WWE.com should be fired for that

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns channeling The Yetay

[road doggy dogg]

Someone at WWE.com should be fired for that

nah he'll just provoke a wrestler to hit him and get the wrestler fired instead

[Wishbone]

Yeah, the grey is a bold fashion statement.

Honestly, it looks decent on him. Makes him look less generic. Now if he'd just stop with the creepy stubble and grow some hair. Looks like Lord Voldemort's hairy nephew or something.

[Droford]

this match should have been earlier

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It's actually been a v solid PPV

what's up Supreme the Dream

hey man nm u



jus http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDYwMA==/z/CyAAAOxyepRRwAd6/$T2eC16JHJIQE9qUHrWnMBRw!d6%28KW!~~60_14.JPG- ing this pay per view and having a good time


hope someone I like makes a surprise return tonight

I <3 surprise returns

Kane used to have good surprise returns but he's already been on the show so I doubt it will be him

[road doggy dogg]

Orton w/ hair >>>>>>>>>>> Orton w/ shaved head

[Lock Jaw]

Hate cutting the camera and doing the zoom thing for Reigns' kick.... ruins it....

[Innovator]

REIGNS IS JOING THE BULLET CLUB

[Poit]

after KOTF is over we need a TPWW tournament of who can do the best Orton pose

Heisenberg is the odds-on favourite but would be a fun tournament

http://i.imgur.com/AAHDtIt.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

maybe it will be Sting

[road doggy dogg]

oh shit, SHOTS FIRED by Poit

[Wishbone]

Should have put this match on early and done Swagger vs Rusev or something here

[Lock Jaw]

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Reigns-kicks-Punk.gif
Much better w/o cutting the camera.... and not as drastic of a zoom....

[Poit]

Hate cutting the camera and doing the zoom thing for Reigns' kick.... ruins it....

The recent camera shaking and zooming during moves is pretty bad in general.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

maybe it will be Sting

that sounds like a surprise debut to me

[parkmania]

This might be the first time Orton's worn something besides black in ages

Didn't he wear Bluetista trunks last PPV?

[slik]

Orton's ring gear looked good when it was orange

[road doggy dogg]

lmao @ Roman Reigns chant

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Randy still hasn't entered the ring after being at 9 for 30 seconds.

[Poit]

That Samoan drop just didn't have the "pop" of a Samoan drop.

[Dark One]

The recent camera shaking and zooming during moves is pretty bad in general.

WWE Summerslam, presented by Totinos, directed by Michael Bay!

http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/best-gifs9-real-car-explosion.gif

[RawRocks]

Can someone explain why the WWE is still using the scratch logo?

[Wishbone]

Didn't he wear Bluetista trunks last PPV?

Did he? Could have sworn that was farther back than that. Huh.

[Lock Jaw]

Love Orton's powerslam

[slik]

great counter by orton

[Supreme Olajuwon]

surprised Romaine Reigns is "cool" with the hip wrestling fans

feel like Ryback was just as good but good pooed on from the start

dunno

[road doggy dogg]

Reigns looks uncomfortable waiting for Orton to get up... not quite Edge-level yet

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Romaine Reigns is a pretty attractive male tho

[road doggy dogg]

that powerslam was a thing of beauty

very crisp looking

[Poit]

Orton nearly wins via "his opponent jumps headfirst at him".

[road doggy dogg]

RKO thyme

[slik]

RKO outta nowhere

[Droford]

I thought that was going to e an RKO

[Dark One]

surprised Romaine Reigns is "cool" with the hip wrestling fans

feel like Ryback was just as good but good pooed on from the start

dunno

Better hair.

[Wishbone]

Orton's ring gear looked good when it was orange

Orton is one of those strange people that can somehow make orange look good, agreed

[road doggy dogg]

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!

[Dark One]

RKO outta nowhere

KICKOUT OUT OF NO WHERE

[parkmania]

Can someone explain why the WWE is still using the scratch logo?

Because they're supposedly debuting the "clean", "network" version on Raw tomorrow, IIRC.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Better hair.

this is tru

Romaine Reigns has top 5 hair

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

surprised Romaine Reigns is "cool" with the hip wrestling fans

feel like Ryback was just as good but good pooed on from the start

dunno

Probably because he hung around with two wrestlers who were "cool" with the hip wrestling fans and it rubbed off on him.

[Poit]

GLORIOUS SPEAR OF JUSTICE

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Bull Nakano #1

[road doggy dogg]

"I think I know what Orton's thinking. Plan B? Plan C?"

Orton is going to abort the shit outta Reigns

[road doggy dogg]

Reigns got a nice grope of Randy's bum on that pin :cheeky:

[Poit]

Orton is one of those strange people that can somehow make orange look good, agreed

[insert spray tan joke]

[Wishbone]

And the mediocre push continues

[Dark One]

40 minutes for hype video, entrances, and the actual match for Cena/Brock? This is going to be quick and brutal, I think.

[Droford]

4-4 in tipsters..4 straight..bah gawd I've gotten back to .500

[road doggy dogg]

Well that match was good enough, didn't blow me away but didn't bore me/let me down

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Cole almost losing his voice screaming for Reigns

[slik]

WOAH

SummerSlam leaving L.A.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

New York should have all the pay per views

[Wishbone]

Summer Slam in NY/NJ next year... meh.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Chicago can have like 3 or 4

give Canadia 1 too

[DaveWadding]

King takes a decisive lead in Mt. Dew drinking contest.

[Droford]

wait..Summer slam in met life stadium?

[Lock Jaw]

Time for Blood, Urine, and Vomit.

[Wishbone]

JBL 9.99

[road doggy dogg]

this match should be fun

I wanna see a Lesnar squash match

[slik]

SummerSlam leaving the city of Angels for NY/NJ

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

And the mediocre push continues

don't be so derpy

[parkmania]

WOAH

SummerSlam leaving L.A.

Does this mean WM32 is going to LA? Would make sense if that were the case. Take the #2 event away for a couple years to give them the #1 event.

[Wishbone]

Think we'll get Lesnar just totally destroying Cena in 10 minutes since we're so short on time?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Brock Lesnar should probably be world wide champion

[slik]

wait..Summer slam in met life stadium?

Rumored venue is Red Bull Stadium (soccer stadium that seats 25k)

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/TUi0pOA.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-summerslam-2014)

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, that was a total carry job by Orton. Reigns has a long way to go before he's ready for a WrestleMania main event or anything.</font>

[slik]

Does this mean WM32 is going to LA? Would make sense if that were the case. Take the #2 event away for a couple years to give them the #1 event.

WM32 at Dodgers Stadium would be cool.

I'd avoid the Rose Bowl and Olympic Stadium.

[Wishbone]

don't be so derpy

Not disappointed with it. I mean Orton's no better, but I just honestly can't give a shit about Reigns or his push. It's too forced, and he's just not that great.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I wonder if WWE knows I can see blood when it's in black and white

[parkmania]

Does this mean WM32 is going to LA? Would make sense if that were the case. Take the #2 event away for a couple years to give them the #1 event.

Or San Francisco. Weren't they rumored to be getting one really soon?

[Droford]

Does this mean WM32 is going to LA? Would make sense if that were the case. Take the #2 event away for a couple years to give them the #1 event.
32 is all but booked for the JerryDome

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if WWE knows I can see blood when it's in black and white

How do you know it is blood, it could be anything!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Every PPV should be

Boston
Chicago
New York

Repeat.

[Wishbone]

I wonder if WWE knows I can see blood when it's in black and white

It's not blood, it's ink :shifty:

[road doggy dogg]

#blood #urine #vomit

[KaosDarksol]

Let's get on with Cena retaining only to have Rollins cash in.

[RVDmark]

If Cena wins clean, I'm gonna bitch and moan on the internet, you have been warned.

[Dark One]

Blood. Urine. Vomit. Repeat sign is a strong contender to #ARMBAR's throne.

[Lock Jaw]

Yay, ring pyro

[road doggy dogg]

Lesnar's theme is still awesome

DUH

DUH

DUHDUH DUH

DUHDUHDUH

DUH

DUHDUHDUH DUH

DUH

DUH

DUHDUH DUH

[Wishbone]

Let's get on with Cena retaining only to have Rollins cash in.

Oh hell no

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well

[Lock Jaw]

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/4a896456531f0425f89df8f578ae08cd/6562%20-%20autoplay_gif%20brock_lesnar%20gif%20pyro%20smackdown%20wwe.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

[KaosDarksol]

This ppv has had the most freezing for me since the start of the network

[RawRocks]

I see Rollins cashing no matter who wins.

[Lock Jaw]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... YABODO!!!

[Droford]

Rumored venue is Red Bull Stadium (soccer stadium that seats 25k)

I realized it would be impossible to have wrestling at met life in August with the NFL, but calling it NY/NJ sounded like that.

[Droford]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... YABODO!!!

appledough

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YAPPPAADDOo

[Dark One]

Feel like Cena should come out to the fire truck siren instead of Cesaro, tbh.

[KaosDarksol]

Lesnar's theme is still awesome

DUH

DUH

DUHDUH DUH

DUHDUHDUH

DUH

DUHDUHDUH DUH

DUH

DUH

DUHDUH DUH

A perfect representation of his theme

[parkmania]

If Cena wins clean, I'm gonna bitch and moan on the internet, you have been warned.

http://racketmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cena-Sucks-Lol-300x294.jpg

[Wishbone]

All the idiots saying Rollins cashes in need to go away. He's not cashing in, not on a night like this. Rollins isn't anywhere near ready to be taking the spotlight from Cena or Lesnar.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You're taping to the Kimura tonight.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hope I #markout during this match

#we'llsee

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rumor of debuting the new logo on the belt tonight is killed.

[Poit]

We invite you to follow along with this match using the hashtag #BloodAndUrineAndVomit.

[DaveWadding]

Cena/McDs crossover shirt

[Wishbone]

You're taping to the Kimura tonight.

Should slap that on a shirt

[Emperor Smeat]

Or San Francisco. Weren't they rumored to be getting one really soon?

Next year's Mania is at the 49ers stadium and somewhat near the city itself.

[RVDmark]

http://racketmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cena-Sucks-Lol-300x294.jpg

Damn straight.

[Dark One]

Bob Holly reference!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

for real dough, khakis > jean shorts

[slik]

Holy Shit

[KaosDarksol]

Rumor of debuting the new logo on the belt tonight is killed.

I want Cena to lose just so I don't have to see him carry the titles like a douchebag

[RawRocks]

Cena/McDs crossover shirt

Hogan cross-over

[Poit]

Or San Francisco. Weren't they rumored to be getting one really soon?

Well, we're getting the next Wrestlemania. Ish.

[Crimson]

Oh that woulda been great if it ended there

[Droford]

Cenas gonna win but get beat up enough that Rollins can cash in

[road doggy dogg]

oh shit

F5 outta nowhere!

your move, Orton.

[Dark One]

Honestly thought the match was going to be over right there 60 seconds in.

[DaveWadding]

F5!!

[Wishbone]

Almost shit my pants on that F5

[KaosDarksol]

Thought it was over there. That would have been quick

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How many world title matches have featured two dudes in shorts

this might be the first

#witnesshistory

[el bobbo]

Holy fuck

[parkmania]

Next year's Mania is at the 49ers stadium and somewhat near the city itself.

Ok, well that's why SS is moved away. Can't have 2 of the big 4 in the same general vicinity, relatively speaking.

[road doggy dogg]

How many world title matches have featured two dudes in shorts

this might be the first

#witnesshistory

dude...

[KaosDarksol]

I had the same reaction to that F5 that I did to the third one on Undertaker. It was whatever you know he is going to kick out.

[road doggy dogg]

If I don't see any vomit or urine I will consider this match/PPV a letdown...

[dronepool]

damn

[Wishbone]

Lesnar should just pick Cena up and hit F5 after F5 for the next 20 minutes

[RVDmark]

Not that I expect this to happen in any way. But what would your reaction be if Punk's music hits during this match?

[Poit]

Lesnar should just pick Cena up and hit F5 after F5 for the next 20 minutes

Turn on unlimited finishers.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Brock Lesnar is a fucking badass. That is all.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

look at all these suplexes

#taz

[parkmania]

LOL at little kid's singular "Let's go Cena".

[Crimson]

Not that I expect this to happen in any way. But what would your reaction be if Punk's music hits during this match?

As long as he helps Cena lose

[Wishbone]

lol at that one kid trying to start a "let's go Cena" chant

[KaosDarksol]

I don't know if it's the color of his shorts but I keep thinking Cena is wearing a thong.

[Droford]

Cena should get himself dq'ed lol

[RVDmark]

Remember when we all we had to bitch about was that #taz became #tazz.

[road doggy dogg]

This reminds me of Seattle/Denver at the Superbowl

[el bobbo]

Lesnar looks way too red

[Wishbone]

I almost feel sorry for Cena. I mean this is pretty fucking brutal.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

for real dough, love how every #BeastIncarnate match is just Brock beating the shit outta you for 20 minutes and then we'll see what happens

[RVDmark]

This reminds me of Seattle/Denver at the Superbowl

What happened? (I'm in the UK, never seen a Superbowll)

[parkmania]

LOL at Heyman yelling "Here comes the pain" with every suplex.

[Lock Jaw]

German Suplex quota way up

[Wishbone]

King trying to keep people interested as best he can

[Droford]

the German announce team is having fun calling all these suplexexes

[Poit]

So, it's time to use all those announce tables, right?

[RawRocks]

Slow brutal beating for a quick win for Cena.. thats what it looks like to me!

[road doggy dogg]

What happened? (I'm in the UK, never seen a Superbowll)

Seattle and Denver faced off in the Superbowl (the NFL equivalent of Wrestlemania, basically)

Denver throughout the season had a historically amazing offense... breaking records left and right. Peyton Manning etc etc etc



And Seattle just manhandled them. 43-8

Game was never in contention. Absolute thrashing.

[parkmania]

Cena to be concussion tested before Raw?





Yeah, right.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What happened? (I'm in the UK, never seen a Superbowll)

its like Germany/Brasil in the world cup

[Wishbone]

Despite being on top here Lesnar looks far worse for ware than Cena

[Poit]

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[Droford]

drei Freundes

[RVDmark]

#FIVEMOVESOFDOOM vs #15EXACTLYTHESAMEMOVESOFDOOM

[KIRA]

Cenas getting murdered

[Lock Jaw]

German Suplex quota way up

German announce team must be going nuts

[Wishbone]

Fuck...

[road doggy dogg]

would've marked out real hard if he hit another F5 there...

[Wishbone]

Never mind, I stand corrected

[dronepool]

This is like a video game on easy mode

[RVDmark]

Cenas getting murdered

But still no-sells it.

[Poit]

Lesnar has absorbed Undertaker's power of sitting up.

[parkmania]

Haven't seen a guy sweat so much in the ring after doing so little since Mark Henry.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

German Suplex quota way up

"In Germany, we just call them suplexes."

#SimpsonsDidIt

[Eklipse]

Why does Lesnar sweat so much? Like really. That's not right.

[RVDmark]

its like Germany/Brasil in the world cup

Gotcha.

[Droford]

come for the blood urine and vomit, stay for the German suplex clinic

[Dukelorange]

Passion of the Cena

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar absorbed the Undertaker's powers, Highlander style.

[slik]

Brock BOlieves

[Poit]

Lil' Naitch is afraid to give Lesnar any orders. For good reason.

[road doggy dogg]

"In Germany, we just call them suplexes."

#SimpsonsDidIt


#BrazilNuts

[Crimson]

Brock bringing back the mariachi dance!

[Dark One]

This is 100% what a Cena/Lesnar match should be. Any Lesnar match, really.

[Poit]

Rolling Germans!

[RVDmark]

If Brock finishes this with a Tombstone it will be epic.

[Poit]

Did they just censor JBL saying "Jesus Christ"? :lol:

[Dukelorange]

In WCW Revenge, AKA Man would have made Cena tap.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

#LOLLLLLLLLLL at "jesus christ" getting bleeped

[road doggy dogg]

Did they just censor JBL saying "Jesus Christ"? :lol:

llollll yup

[Wishbone]

Fuck man even I'm getting uncomfortable for Cena now...

[Crimson]

Can't wait for the gif of all these suplexes on Cena

[RVDmark]

Did they just censor JBL saying "Jesus Christ"? :lol:

Either that or a very well timed audio glitch.

[parkmania]

Love how Cole keeps bringing up that "We haven't seen Undertaker since Brock won at WM" as if that's unusual for Taker the past few years.

[el bobbo]

DIE

[RawRocks]

GOOD FUCKING LORD

[RVDmark]

Fuck man even I'm getting uncomfortable for Cena now...

Stay strong, let the hate flow through you. :lol:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

for real dough, this is pretty ballsy to do all these neck spots with a dude like Cena

[Dark One]

http://oi28.tinypic.com/2a82kqu.jpg

[Wishbone]

Admit it WWE this is all just to impress the Germans

[Droford]

Cenas a trooper for taking all these suplexes

[RVDmark]

Love how Cole keeps bringing up that "We haven't seen Undertaker since Brock won at WM" as if that's unusual for Taker the past few years.

So 'Taker is gonna show up then.

[road doggy dogg]

This is great.

[Poit]

Holy crap. Cena's STF didn't look shitty.

[Seth82]

that let's go cena kid is annoying.

[Crimson]

Tazzmission!

[Wishbone]

Bullshit! Don't you tap you ugly som'bitch!

[Poit]

AND NEEEEEEEEWWW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

[Supreme Olajuwon]

#squashmatch

[Crimson]

Yesssssssssssssss

[RVDmark]

Holy crap. Cena's STF didn't look shitty.

Concussion confirmed.

[road doggy dogg]

hahahahahaha

[Crimson]

That was the best Cena match everrrr4rrrrrr

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Holy shit, what a beatdown.</font>

[KIRA]

whoa thats it

[Wishbone]

Hot damn that was great, but I can't believe they buried Cena like that

[RawRocks]

Wow!

[road doggy dogg]

Hey I think Rollins should cash in right now!!!

[Crimson]

Whooooooooooooooooo. Great booking

[Lock Jaw]

Wow..... whoever beats Lesnar is a new star automatically.

[Emperor Smeat]

Admit it WWE this is all just to impress the Germans

Probably worth a couple thousand Network subscriptions with the suplex pandering.

[RVDmark]

Spoiler: Cena got destroyed.

[Droford]

well that was..something

[Seth82]

that was one helluva match.

so glad that Brock is champ!

[Wishbone]

Whoever beats Lesnar for the belt will be a literal GOD now

[slik]

Damn

That really was the biggest squash of Cena's career.

[dronepool]

YES!!

[Crimson]

I actually think Cena shoulda been bloodied here as well.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow. Almost pure domination.

PPV was great overall.