Summer of Shinsen Presents: The 9/15 Raw Thread! Featuring the pointless Y2J/RKO feud!!!

[Cool King]

Whatever happened to crazy Alicia Fox?

I don't know, but I would love to see her go after the Divas Championship again.

[Dark One]

What a shitty friend Naomi is. Arianne going to NXT to become better and she shits on her. Who is the real heel here?

She was stepping up to save us all from having her take up valuable time on NXT.

[Cool King]

Wait. Did she try to pin her while she was--I don't even.

I'm not really paying attention to this match.

What did she do?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

She was stepping up to save us all from having her take up valuable time on NXT.

Don't think she ever was on the NXT show. She was just going to get training.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Anaconda Vice

[Savio]

Rings of Saturn

[Dark One]

http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wwe-showul-crying-sports-crying-gifs.gif&size=400x1000

[Dark One]

I'm not really paying attention to this match.

What did she do?

She tried to pin Naomi while Naomi was lying face down, and then got mad at the ref for not counting.

[KIRA]

No Ziggler tonight boo.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm not really paying attention to this match.

What did she do?

Did her leg split finisher and kept asking for the ref to make a count. Problem was Naomi was lying flat on her stomach when it occurred.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No Ziggler tonight boo.

Still plenty of time for thrown together match.

[slik]

don't want to scroll back several pages...someone fill me on on tpww reaction to Big Show/Bray Wyatt feud please.

[Savio]

Big E vs Ziggler, Rivalry Re-ignited

[KIRA]

fingers crossed

[Dark One]

don't want to scroll back several pages...someone fill me on on tpww reaction to Big Show/Bray Wyatt feud please.

Pretty much nothing.

Some chatter about them not calling the rarely used Final Cut.

[KIRA]

YESSSSSS

[Cool King]

She tried to pin Naomi while Naomi was lying face down, and then got mad at the ref for not counting.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lr6syCWV1r820ck.gif

[Tazz Dan]

Hey, could somebody please crown the following, and get back to me. I'd do it, but I'm shit on photoshop. Thanks!

http://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o678/tazzdan/Taylor-Swift-Hot-HD-Wallpapers_zps9cd79c11.jpg

http://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o678/tazzdan/taylor-swift-hot-hot-588596592_zpsfd9630f8.jpg

http://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o678/tazzdan/taylor-swift-love-story-quotes-2_zpsffb3f123.jpg

http://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o678/tazzdan/taylor-swift-hot_zpsfb396c75.jpg

[slik]

Pretty much nothing.

Some chatter about them not calling the rarely used Final Cut.

damn...was hoping it would be mentioned how terrible Bray's been handled since WMXXX...and some comments about the dread felt with the annual Big Show fall push in swing.

[Tazz Dan]

Not a fan of Dolph's new shirt.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Are they going to try to make Sandow shave to actually be a double?

[KIRA]

huh truth has nice legs never seen them before

[Dark One]

damn...was hoping it would be mentioned how terrible Bray's been handled since WMXXX...and some comments about the dread felt with the annual Big Show fall push in swing.

Soon enough.

[slik]

would prefer kofi kingston as ziggler's partner to r-truth

[Dark One]

I can't decide whether I love the announcers acting like they can't tell the stunt doubles apart or I hate that they won't stop arguing about it.

[Dark One]

This would be 1000x better if Ziggler's stunt double was Billy Gunn.

How could they have missed that chance?

[Savio]

Zig Zag by R-truth!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

R and Dolph the ZIGGLERS!

[slik]

Iginfest would really like R-Truth right now, R-Truth dressed like a Billy Gunn tribute act.

[Savio]

lol at Miz and Sandow doing the same hurt pose

[Cool King]

lol at Miz and Sandow doing the same hurt pose

I chuckled at that too.

[Savio]

Gif

[KIRA]

This would be 1000x better if Ziggler's stunt double was Billy Gunn.

How could they have missed that chance?

I know they really dropped the ball on that I mean the spitting image man...

[Cool King]

Well, that'll be a gif soon.

[Dark One]

While searching for an appropriate Billy Gunn / Dolph Ziggler stunt double picture, and I found this.

http://wrestlingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/20140601-201527-72927597.jpg

Welp.

[Corndad]

Rollins gets a bad rap for his promos. He's more then capable of what he just did.

[Cool King]

Wait what?

America gets Galaxy, but they call it Dove?

[Tazz Dan]

would prefer kofi kingston as ziggler's partner to r-truth

Kofi is horrible. Hopefully this new "Nation of Domination" thread come to fruition, and he actually gets interesting.

[slik]

Wait, is the Mark Henry/Rusev segment closing RAW?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kofi is horrible. Hopefully this new "Nation of Domination" thread come to fruition, and he actually gets interesting.

Kofi is terrible. It's probably why Jericho always Liontamers him instead of Walls of Jericho.

[Tazz Dan]

This would be 1000x better if Ziggler's stunt double was Billy Gunn.

How could they have missed that chance?

I don't think Billy ever fully recovered from his injury after WM :(

That or they're too scared to risk using him because it could happen aain. It was a leg injury I believe, I could be wrong though. It may have been upper body now that I think of it.

[slik]

I love Kofi, he is the best in battle royals ever

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose is hiding in a turnbuckle

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wait, is the Mark Henry/Rusev segment closing RAW?

Umm holy shit....I guess it is.

[KIRA]

Ok Roman knows Ambrose is still his boy why does he keep insisting he's a man alone.

[slik]

Where is Shelton Benjamin?

I thought after WM21 he was going to get a main-event push, was positive he would face HHH @ WM22...then dipsh*t Cena showed up on RAW and that f*cked that up.

[Poit]

Yeah, this match is ending cleanly.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

2nd PPV in a row that a midcard feud gets to end a Raw...I like it.

[Tazz Dan]

Kofi is terrible. It's probably why Jericho always Liontamers him instead of Walls of Jericho.

Jericho generally puts the Liontamer or people similar size or smaller than him. He's been banned from putting it on people bigger than him in case he hurts them. Plus it doesn't look as good when they're bigger. The Liontamer legit hurts though, trust me, I've been there. The Walls is pretty easy on the back/quads.

[KIRA]

I love Kofi, he is the best in battle royals ever

There was I time when I loved Kofi hopefully this heel turn takes

[Corndad]

Wow never expected Henry to close show. Maybe something big planned? Or they just decided at last min to move Brock Cena to Halftime and moved rest show back

[slik]

Tugboat should return and teach Rusev a lesson

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I love Kofi, he is the best in battle royals ever

Just a gimmick like Shelton being good with a ladder. Not gonna help him get over just over the top rope.

[slik]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wow Cole is a fucking liar.

[Dark One]

Tugboat should return and teach Rusev a lesson

There's only one man who can really stop Rusev.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/delwilkes/11.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AVADA KADAVERA

[slik]

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[Dark One]

AVADA KADAVERA

That's a really weird way to say "The Move that Won Alberto Del Rio a World Championship."

;)

[Poit]

Yeah, this match is ending cleanly.

Wait, what?

[Cool King]

Wow.

[Emperor Smeat]

There's only one man who can really stop Rusev.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/delwilkes/11.jpg

Need a stronger guy instead

http://media.kayfabenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mr-america.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

Rollins jobbed. He's OBVIOUSLY cashin in MiTB after Cena beats Lesnar at NOC.

[Tazz Dan]

/sarcasm

[Tazz Dan]

I know a few of you struggle with that.

[Corndad]

The hell? Clean finish ?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yeah, this match is ending cleanly.

Yep.

[Tazz Dan]

I feel it's easier to point it out these days.

[Savio]

.....Why did they give away this match away for free?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whats up with Rusev's hand?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Blink 9.99

[slik]

omg 9.99 is a song now wtf

[KIRA]

http://media.kayfabenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mr-america.jpg

Who is that masked man I wonder.

[slik]

it's almost as great as the perfect strangers theme

"Standing TALLLLL on the wings of my dreams. Rise and FALLLLLL on the wings of my dreams".

[Dark One]

Can't wait for the 9.99 dubstep remix.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

it's almost as great as the perfect strangers theme

"Standing TALLLLL on the wings of my dreams. Rise and FALLLLLL on the wings of my dreams".

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5:43

[slik]

To be fair, everything in life reminds me of the perfect strangers theme. It's just so catchy.

[Cool King]

Is this the first time people are hearing the $9.99 song?

I posted it a few days ago in the "100,001" Replies Thread.

It hurts me that nobody reads my post. :'(

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[Tazz Dan]

http://media.kayfabenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mr-america.jpg

Who is that masked man I wonder.

It was clearly Doink The Clown.

[Dark One]

Well,

If we're going to post music videos:

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[Tazz Dan]

Is this the first time people are hearing the $9.99 song?

I posted it a few days ago in the "100,001" Replies Thread.

It hurts me that nobody reads my post. :'(

<iframe width="420" height="50" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-EQ6eHeBrhM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

No, I also posted it in this thread. And another thread somewhere too.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Its the first time it was on TV that I can remember.

[Corndad]

Wonder how Swagger feels Rusev getting spot here after fued w him is over

[Savio]

Peep show returns!

[Cool King]

How great would it be if Mark Henry can't defeat Rusev, then Rusev declares that he owns America, as no American can beat him.

Then suddenly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daVtI3Jng-U

[Dark One]

I really, really don't understand why they did Rollins v. Reigns tonight if they're going to do it again Sunday.

[Cool King]

How great would it be if Mark Henry can't defeat Rusev, then Rusev declares that he owns America, as no American can beat him.

Then suddenly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daVtI3Jng-U

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[slik]

why did they just have reigns/rollins wrestle if they are wrestling at the ppv

my head...hurts...

[Dark One]

How great would it be if Mark Henry can't defeat Rusev, then Rusev declares that he owns America, as no American can beat him.

Then suddenly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daVtI3Jng-U

I was just thinking about this while snarkily posting a picture of the Patriot. I would mark out forever.

[Cool King]

#Rally4USA

[Cool King]

"What" chants? Really?

[Cool King]

Well, I'm sure those little flags weren't handed out.

[Corndad]

I really, really don't understand why they did Rollins v. Reigns tonight if they're going to do it again Sunday.

And have a clean finish on top of that. Puzzling.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"What" chants? Really?

I know should be boring chants.

[Dark One]

Well, I'm sure those little flags weren't handed out.

Every American carries at least six mini flags and twelve cheeseburgers.

#Fact.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Finally

[KIRA]

I miss Hall of Pain Mark Henry

[Emperor Smeat]

I really, really don't understand why they did Rollins v. Reigns tonight if they're going to do it again Sunday.

why did they just have reigns/rollins wrestle if they are wrestling at the ppv

my head...hurts...

Because the WWE has a bad habit recently of not deciding on a final plan or script until right before Raw starts. That and bad long term thinking.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RUSEV UDREA! RUSEV MASCHKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool King]

I know should be boring chants.

No.

[KIRA]

the Fats?

[slik]

Show me the Car Fax

[Cool King]

Every American carries at least six mini flags and twelve cheeseburgers.

#Fact.

Wow, you learn something new everyday.

[Tazz Dan]

Wow, you learn something new everyday.

Did you know.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No.

AJ Vs. Paige should have an iron woman match instead of this tripe.

#Fact

[Corndad]

This better end with Kurt Angle.

[Heisenberg]

Make fun of America to my fuckin face

[Cool King]

Is it true that every American has to know/learn the Pledge of Allegiance?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Make fun of America to my fuckin face

Americans are quick to anger when faced with truth.

[Heisenberg]

I don't carry 12 fucking cheeseburgers, I've helped level Saddam and I'm not going to stand for some foreigner and detractors shitting on the greatest country, the country that defends the world

[slik]

we had a 15 minute overrun for that

well raw was a thing that aired

[Simple Fan]

I hope Rusez wins at NOC so Swagger can come back and beat him

[slik]

Is it true that every American has to know/learn the Pledge of Allegiance?

Yes, of course. It's like the national anthem. I'd assume most countries know their national anthem or similar type of pledge.

[Dark One]

http://giant.gfycat.com/PotableJollyJackal.gif

[slik]

Rusev isn't losing until he faces Cena.

[Cool King]

Best moment of Raw tonight: http://oi61.tinypic.com/o553t0.jpg

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/il1jHZx.gif

[Dark One]

DAMNIT COOL KING.

[Cool King]

I made it into an avatar size.

http://oi60.tinypic.com/f5an9u.jpg

I don't know if I should use it myself or what. :-\

[Cool King]

DAMNIT COOL KING.

http://www.guysnation.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/09/rob-van-dam-shrug.png

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rusev isn't losing until he faces Cena.

United States WWE Main Event
Jul 22nd 2014 Jack Swagger Def. (DQ) Rusev

Canada WWE Smackdown Taping
Jul 8th 2014 Roman Reigns Def. (DQ) Rusev

United States NXT TV Taping #107
Jun 12th 2014 Adrian Neville Def. (DQ) Rusev

[Cool King]

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[Volare]

JESUS BLEEDS!!

[Shisen Kopf]

Please archive this thread and when it's time please sticky. This will be the official raw thread for the night after Rasslemania. Thank you.

[Destor]

nah

[Destor]

Maybe if you were a king I would listen

[Destor]

Im calling it now: the misadventures of shisen kopf

[Destor]

if you become poster of the total year i will reopen this

[Heisenberg]

What are you calling

[Innovator]

I can't wait for that baby face Brock Leanar to beat up the guy who bullied his old manager

[Tazz Dan]

I agree. I am a king, and a mod, and will sticky.

[Heisenberg]

A closed sticky thread, jumping Trish Stratus boobies I've seen it all,,,

[parkmania]

jumping Trish Stratus boobies

I want to see that!!!!

[slik]

Ramen Rhanes will win

[Heisenberg]

My dad was a piece of shit

[Shisen Kopf]

Thread of the year 2015

[Shisen Kopf]

Thanks all mods who ain't Dresstor

[slik]

mod slik says you are welcome

be you shinsen

[Volare]

Future Prediction, one of the Forum Mod's (#MODSQUAD) will have have a job with a sports entertainment company.

[Destor]

:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Destor is laughing because he already works for a major sports entertainment company.

[Shisen Kopf]

Real Deal??

[Volare]

Hail to the Cheese.

[Dark One]

Destor is laughing because he already works for a major sports entertainment company.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0015cd027a51c7475630dc3022587c4c/tumblr_n87xzvu5Gz1r8aqx2o1_500.gif

[Tazz Dan]

Destor and Lock Jaw.

One's a former WWE champ, the other has just signed onto NXT. Good combination there :y:

[Lock Jaw]

?

Does NXT require an Anonymous GM?

[Poit]

NXT has William Regal. Your services are not needed.