Summer of Shinsen Presents: The 9/15 Raw Thread! Featuring the pointless Y2J/RKO feud!!!

[Savio]

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WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar is returning to Raw, and John Cena will be looking for a fight. As the WWE Universe anticipates a combustible collision between the Cenation leader and The Beast Incarnate before their Night of Champions rematch (http://www.wwe.com/shows/nightofchampions/2014/brock-lesnar-john-cena-26581436) on Sunday, what else can we expect on WWE’s flagship show?

[Volare]

Was waiting for someone to make this, I'm at work so I couldn't really do it. I do however feel this Heyman's letter is good for the story, so I'll repost it here......




LADIES AND GENTELMEN MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN, and I offer you greetings from 40,000 feet. As I embark on this journey to the wretched State of Louisiana, I find myself repulsed by the notion that John Cena has yet to realize there is no shame in being a strong, clear cut, number two… when number one is my client, the reigning defending undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Brock Lesnar!

Last week on WWE Monday Night RAW, I OFFERED JOHN CENA THE BEST ADVICE HE EVER RECEIVED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE! Unfortunately, John Cena is so wrapped up in this self-image of being your hero, he fool-heartedly issued a challenge for Brock Lesnar to show up tomorrow night in (of all places) Lafayette, Louisiana… live on RAW… and not for a face to face confrontation, but for a fight. Need I remind John Cena, it was in that very State of Louisiana, New Orleans to be exact, where my client Brock Lesnar Conquered The Undertaker’s Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania? Need I remind John Cena, I told everyone in advance that would happen?

Need I remind John Cena I told everyone my client would beat, victimize and conquer him at SummerSlam?

John Cena has challenged Brock Lesnar to a fight six days before their rematch for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Night of Champions.

It’s a heroic gesture, but a stupid one at that. Brock Lesnar is going to kick John Cena’s ass all over Monday Night RAW, and John Cena will not have enough time to recover to be 100% for his contractually-invoked rematch at WWE Night of Champions next Sunday.

Martyrdom does not guarantee immortality. Bluntly, it guarantees the opposite. Martyrdom only offers death. In this case, the death of John Cena’s dream of proving himself anything but inferior to my client, the reigning defending WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, Brock Lesnar!”

[Dark One]

Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What shirt will be thrown at Alex Riley this week?

[Dark One]

All of my streams look like they're being broadcast from the bottom of an aquarium tonight. Some nights I hate living on the west coast.

[Tazz Dan]

I love how they have that young kid Connor in the opening montage now :y:

Respect WWE.

[Tazz Dan]

PAUL HEYMAN!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brrrrrrrr do do do do lol

[Corndad]

Heyman should just talk for 3 hours.

[Tazz Dan]

Dark Man calls himself the man of 1,000 gifs. Yet I've only ever seen the one.... SHENANIGANS!

[Tazz Dan]

Would have marked out if that was Lesnar :lol:

[Corndad]

I love how they have that young kid Connor in the opening montage now :y:

Respect WWE.

Real nice touch. WWE does stuff like that so right.

[Tazz Dan]

Also, tonight's moderation is being brought to you by YOUR King, Tazz Dan. Unless, you know, somebody else turns up.

[Cool King]

Cena's wearing black.

We all know that black = heel turn. :shifty:

[ClockShot]

$9.99!

[Tazz Dan]

Cena's wearing black.

We all know that black = heel turn. :shifty:

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[Poit]

Dark Man calls himself the man of 1,000 gifs. Yet I've only ever seen the one.... SHENANIGANS!

Gif number one... ARMBAR.

[Tazz Dan]

$9.99!

AU$10.77

[slik]

Mundane Night RAW

[Dark One]

Dark Man calls himself the man of 1,000 gifs. Yet I've only ever seen the one.... SHENANIGANS!

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[Savio]

24 hours

[Tazz Dan]

Has everybody else here seen Heyman's DVD/BluRay yet? Because it's fucking amazing. Get on it.

[ClockShot]

"7 days ago I gave you 24 hours"?

Does that make sense?

[Corndad]

7 days ago... 24 hours.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So when Monday Night Football starts we fight!

[Tazz Dan]

I'm texting Y2J at the moment, about to take a call from him soon, he's with Brock backstage. Any questions for him?

[owenbrown]

So Cena is gonna commit assault on Paul Heyman if Brock doesn't show up? Seems legit.

[ClockShot]

I'm texting Y2J at the moment, about to take a call from him soon, he's with Brock backstage. Any questions for him?

Brock IS winning sunday, right? Tipsters season is winding down and "inside info" would be great.

[Corndad]

How is that not a PPV match?

[Emperor Smeat]

"7 days ago I gave you 24 hours"?

Does that make sense?

Cena must be using some old Dragon Ball or DBZ clocks for time.

[Poit]

I'm texting Y2J at the moment, about to take a call from him soon, he's with Brock backstage. Any questions for him?

Wait, Brock's not late? SHENANIGANS!

[Tazz Dan]

Fucker was in Gorilla, he just told me

[Tazz Dan]

And now he comes out :lol:

[KIRA]

Well we can all bid Jericho a fond farewell

[Cool King]

I'm texting Y2J at the moment, about to take a call from him soon, he's with Brock backstage. Any questions for him?

Is Jericho coming out to talk to you on the phone in front of the cameras?

[Savio]

I'm texting Y2J at the moment, about to take a call from him soon, he's with Brock backstage. Any questions for him?
Would be funny if Y2J came out while texting you.

[Tazz Dan]

He was meant to have a promo tonight, but it was caned. I guess they changed his match time from earlier in the night, I wasn't expecting him until the second hour.

He was going to drop a line saying "I create Kings", in reference to here. I'm sad now :(

[Tazz Dan]

Is Jericho coming out to talk to you on the phone in front of the cameras?

Fucker was in Gorilla, he just told me

And now he comes out :lol:

[owenbrown]

a win against Korporate Kane should brighten your day

[Tazz Dan]

I'm assuming Brock was in Gorilla waiting for Cena/Heyman to come back maybe?

[Heisenberg]

Damn Dan, sorry bout that.

[Tazz Dan]

"7 days ago I gave you 24 hours"?

Does that make sense?

Does half of what they say makes sense?

[owenbrown]

racist Cena

[Tazz Dan]

Cena speak PooJabber.

[ClockShot]

The hell?

[Cool King]

Cena takes Heyman prisoner.

[Tazz Dan]

Damn Dan, sorry bout that.

HeisyWithTheSweetHeiny has turned up! Woooooo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MALIBU KANE!

[Tazz Dan]

This thread is going 20 pages tonight. Help me out guys!

[Tazz Dan]

Did I mention Jericho has helped me out financially with my wedding? Good guy :y:

[slik]

The DOCKERS Kane

[Emperor Smeat]

He was meant to have a promo tonight, but it was caned. I guess they changed his match time from earlier in the night, I wasn't expecting him until the second hour.

He was going to drop a line saying "I create Kings", in reference to here. I'm sad now :(

:-\ That would have been amazing.

[Heisenberg]

HeisyWithTheSweetHeiny has turned up! Woooooo

Just got in from my son's football game #SportsDad2014 #MyDadNeverWentToMyGames

[Cool King]

MALIBU KANE!

Scuba Kane more likes!

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[KIRA]

I'm texting Y2J at the moment, about to take a call from him soon, he's with Brock backstage. Any questions for him?


Ask him if Fozzy is coming to Memphis

[Dark One]

This thread is going 20 pages tonight. Help me out guys!

Did I mention Jericho has helped me out financially with my wedding? Good guy :y:

Can you confirm whether or not Chris Jericho is better than Jesus?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ask him!!!!!!!!!!

Ask him if he can get Cheap Pops uncancelled!

[Cool King]

Ask him if Fozzy is coming to Memphis

Yeah, that reminds me. Ask him when Fozzy's next European Tour is happening.

[Cool King]

Can you confirm whether or not Chris Jericho is better than Jesus?

I'm sure Jericho is Jesus.

Jesus Is Jericho.

[Tazz Dan]

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[Corndad]

Random flashback. Wasnt it Kane vs Jericho the match when the ECW group came together. God that was a sweet moment. That Invasion should have been so much more.

[Dark One]

I think Tazz Dan just jumped the shark.

[Cool King]

The gloves are on.

[Savio]

Jericho bleeding from arm?

[Heisenberg]

I enjoyed the Invasion, went to a bar underage to see that PPV. Remember the place being split, cool environment

[Cool King]

Kane, the first person to take off the new turnbuckle cover.

[Tazz Dan]

Jericho bleeding from arm?

From the hands. And Feet. #jesus

[Tazz Dan]

Random flashback. Wasnt it Kane vs Jericho the match when the ECW group came together. God that was a sweet moment. That Invasion should have been so much more.

It should have been, but at the end of the day, they were fucked with the WCW talent they could get at the time. It was a good run while it lasted though. The Invasion PPV was good, by memory. I might watch it later on the network. RVD/Hardy was good.

[Tazz Dan]

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[Emperor Smeat]

:| they made a music video for $9.99

[Corndad]

I enjoyed the Invasion, went to a bar underage to see that PPV. Remember the place being split, cool environment

That PPV one of my all time favs. I was just saying the angle as a whole.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Blink 9.99

[KIRA]

GOOD LORD THEY MADE A SONG ABOUT IT

[Tazz Dan]

(OR AU$10.77)

[Corndad]

The hell was that music video.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THE OUTSIDE NOW CLIP OF THE NIGHT!

[Savio]

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I think you freaked him out

[Tazz Dan]

Yes. You can tell that by his reply. Total freak out. You should see half the shit he sends me.... I can't share though. And don't start being a dick because I've said that, he's just made it clear it wouldn't be cool to show any drunk texts he sends me. And as his friend, I would do that to him. Please be respectful of that too.

[Cool King]

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[Tazz Dan]

I'm over Rusev. Well, maybe the whole USA vs Russia thing, I just feel it's ran its course. But I guess it gives Henry something to do, I just hate Swagger lost his spot for it.

They need to move Rusev on to something different after this, otherwise he'll just fade.

[Savio]

It should have been, but at the end of the day, they were fucked with the WCW talent they could get at the time. It was a good run while it lasted though. The Invasion PPV was good, by memory. I might watch it later on the network. RVD/Hardy was good.
Should have built up Rhyno, more, and Booker T (instead of burrying him)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Baby girl

[Cool King]

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[Destor]

Should have built up Rhyno more, and Booker T (instead of burrying him)Booker T was never burried. often misused however

[Cool King]

Swagger! Awesome.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.minus.com/iblVjYO3MY0Adx.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit

[Tazz Dan]

Swagger!

[Volare]

Yes. You can tell that by his reply. Total freak out. You should see half the shit he sends me.... I can't share though. And don't start being a dick because I've said that, he's just made it clear it wouldn't be cool to show any drunk texts he sends me. And as his friend, I would do that to him. Please be respectful of that too.

That's a true fucking friend right there. Kudos to you TD!! Not much loyalty anymore in the world!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahahaha podcast dot com

[Cool King]

Bo Dallas. :(

[ClockShot]

They'll promote the Stone Cold podcast. But you won't hear a peep about "Steve Austin's Broken Skull"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Goddamn You Cole! It's podcast ONE o n e dot com

[Tazz Dan]

Oh wow, Jerry Lawler has been on a wrestlers podcast. Not many people can say that!

[Dark One]

Finally updated the avatar. ARE YOU HAPPY TAZZ DAN?

[Shisen Kopf]

I'm over Rusev. Well, maybe the whole USA vs Russia thing, I just feel it's ran its course. But I guess it gives Henry something to do, I just hate Swagger lost his spot for it.

They need to move Rusev on to something different after this, otherwise he'll just fade.

Words of a commie right there. :n: USA #1 or gtfo!

[Tazz Dan]

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[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE NEXT!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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IT'S BO TIME!

[Tazz Dan]

Finally updated the avatar. ARE YOU HAPPY TAZZ DAN?

I'm never happy.

[Tazz Dan]

Words of a commie right there. :n: USA #1 or gtfo!

I'm supporting USA, asswad. Go get drunk at Disneyland again

[Savio]

Should have built up Rhyno, more, and Booker T (instead of burrying him)
Mike Awesome too.

[Cool King]

Bo has a really doughy belly.

[Dark One]

Bo has a really doughy belly.

Do you Dough-lieve like Chris Hero?

[Savio]

Booker T was never burried. often misused however
He was, he dug himself out after like 3 years.

[Cool King]

Do you Dough-lieve like Chris Hero?

Bo Dallas vs Chris Hero in a "Dough Belly Battle" match.

[Cool King]

Tapped!

[owenbrown]

no Bo no :'(

[Dark One]

Nice match. Bo was a lot more interesting than he's been in his other throwaway matches. He had some nice heel mannerisms, like stealing the We the People salute.

Good to see Swagger pick up a win to resume some momentum after getting surprisingly over from his feud with Rusev.

[Savio]

Yes. You can tell that by his reply. Total freak out. You should see half the shit he sends me.... I can't share though. And don't start being a dick because I've said that, he's just made it clear it wouldn't be cool to show any drunk texts he sends me. And as his friend, I would do that to him. Please be respectful of that too.
Please send us the Y2J cock picks plz.

[Cool King]

I get the feeling this Bella thing is going to last up until WrestleMania, which makes me sad.

[KIRA]

I can just hear Vince screaming PUSH THE NETWORK! IN their headsets

[KIRA]

Also its been Natalya beating Paige how does Nikki get the spot in that triple threat?

[Corndad]

Mike Awesome too.

DDP was an after thought too. Hell he put over Takers wife if i remember correctly.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Also its been Natalya beating Paige how does Nikki get the spot in that triple threat?

She's with the Authority.

[Shisen Kopf]

I'm supporting USA, asswad. Go get drunk at Disneyland again

Disneyworld actually. And yes I think I might in the next few weeks.

[Savio]

I get the feeling this Bella thing is going to last up until WrestleMania, which makes me sad.
This has been the worst of the year Brie/Steph still makes me mad.

[Corndad]

What is this music Brie lol

[ClockShot]

So Brie gets new music out of this? Did they flip a coin or something?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So Brie gets new music out of this? Did they flip a coin or something?

Brie said Nikki could use it during a conversation and then Steph held her to it.

[Corndad]

I miss Trish Stratus.

[Savio]

DDP was an after thought too. Hell he put over Takers wife if i remember correctly.
He got tombstoned first though right?

I mean by those standards technically HHH put over JR.

[Tazz Dan]

Nikki Bella is lovely in real life.

[Tazz Dan]

Cena has done well.

[Cool King]

I think this has got to be the worst period for the Divas Division.

It's just so bad. It's probably the worst I've ever seen the division since I've been a wrestling fan.

[ClockShot]

Well that was a lame tag team match.

[Cool King]

Also, it looks like Paige can't skip.

AJ on the other hand, can.

[Maluco]

So much skipping, really boring

Hopefully Sunday ends this feud

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena has done well.

He'll lose her if he doesn't marry and put a baby in her one day.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Big Show Vs. Wyatt is my Survivor Run over?

[KIRA]

This could be interesting

[Tazz Dan]

So, Khali is outside and not letting Heyman out, but he's being a dick and allowing camera men in. #asshole

[Tazz Dan]

He'll lose her if he doesn't marry and put a baby in her one day.

Did she say this on Total Divas?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No but its the vibe I'm getting from her from watching the first season on the Network.

[Cool King]

I'm waiting for Lesnar to come and destroy Khali.

Or Cena to go back to his locker room, only to find Khali has been taken out and Heyman missing.

[Tazz Dan]

No but its the vibe I'm getting from her from watching the first season on the Network.

Ah, okay. Good thing that these reality shows aren't scripted in any way :y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Khali a Paul Heyman guy?

[Tazz Dan]

So, Khali is outside and not letting Heyman out, but he's being a dick and allowing camera men in. #asshole

2 minutes after I post this.... haha

[Tazz Dan]

lol fake iPhone

[owenbrown]

Fuck you Khali

[Emperor Smeat]

I think this has got to be the worst period for the Divas Division.

It's just so bad. It's probably the worst I've ever seen the division since I've been a wrestling fan.

Storyline wise and Total Divas dominance for sure.

[ClockShot]

Fake phone.

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar is going to murder the shit out of Khali.

[Cool King]

That was Heyman's "phone"!

[Savio]

Fake phone.
Budget cuts.

[Dark One]

Fireflies better watch out if they don't want Khali to break their phones.

[dronepool]

That Khali segment was dumb.

[Poit]

So, Khali is outside and not letting Heyman out, but he's being a dick and allowing camera men in. #asshole

Khali is selectively permeable.

[Dark One]

I'm incredibly disappointed in the handful of people in the crowd that just tried to start a "Husky Harris" chant.

[Simple Fan]

alot ridein on this MNF game in my fantasy league this week so fliping in between but Show vs Wyatt has my attintion.

[Heisenberg]

alot ridein on this MNF game in my fantasy league this week so fliping in between but Show vs Wyatt has my attintion.

I got Sproles and Hilton

[Poit]

Blah. I hate when a wrestler uses a rarely-used finisher and the announcers don't call it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Survival!

[Cool King]

Blah. I hate when a wrestler uses a rarely-used finisher and the announcers don't call it.

They just go "OH!".

[Cool King]

And by "they", I mean Michael Cole.

[KIRA]

On the Husky Harris chants Some people just like being dicks I don't understand it myself.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Blah. I hate when a wrestler uses a rarely-used finisher and the announcers don't call it.

Final Cut or Alley Oop?

[Poit]

Final Cut

[Corndad]

Khali is taking an F5 tonight and I can't wait.

[ClockShot]

We're a few minutes away from "halftime".

Or they still on 2 hour show time and we're shooting for 10 o'clock?

[Tazz Dan]

lol fake iPhone

Fake phone.

That was Heyman's "phone"!

I'm glad we all agree.

[Tazz Dan]

We're a few minutes away from "halftime".

Or they still on 2 hour show time and we're shooting for 10 o'clock?

it's due to finish at 1pm here, but that's without the run-over. So 3 hour show.

[Poit]

As the announcers say "six-man tag team match", I'm like "damnit, are the Usos just going to team with Sheamus in a meaningless match?"

A few seconds later... "it's a shame for they".

Damnit.

[Dark One]

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[Cool King]

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[Corndad]

Cesaro should be Main Eventing by this time next year or Ill be very dissappointed .

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why are they calling Stardust Cody?

[Tazz Dan]

Why are they calling Stardust Cody?

Because it's Cody Rhodes?

[Simple Fan]

I got Sproles and Hilton

Dude im up against has Cooper and Hilton and I got Parkey the Eagles kicker and am up by 15 to start the game

[Tazz Dan]

USO!

[Tazz Dan]

IT'S A FLYING USO!

[Tazz Dan]

BAWGAHD, FLYING USO'S EVERYWHERE

[ClockShot]

Dust Brothers gotta win on Sunday. Tired of this Uso tag title run since early summer now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Which means the heels win the US and tag team title at the PPV! Whooooo!

[Tazz Dan]

I'm looking forward to seeing some more NXT action on Monday Night Raw tonight!

[ClockShot]

Ummmmmmm. WE'RE PAST HALFTIME!

[Tazz Dan]

I miss Dean Ambrose.

[Tazz Dan]

I wish Seth would face people other than ex-Shield members more often though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm looking forward to seeing some more NXT action on Monday Night Raw tonight!

Was that confirmed?

[Poit]

I believe the dirtsheets said Ambrose would be back next week.

[Tazz Dan]

I have a 3/4 of a BBQ Chicken Pizza from Pizza Hut sitting in my fridge. Should I eat it? It's almost lunch time here, and I am hungry. Hmmmmm.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Done filming already?

[Tazz Dan]

Was that confirmed?

No. But I'm hoping.

[Tazz Dan]

I believe the dirtsheets said Ambrose would be back next week.

Well, if it's in the dirtsheets.......



;)

[Tazz Dan]

Nah, that's cool :y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I have a 3/4 of a BBQ Chicken Pizza from Pizza Hut sitting in my fridge. Should I eat it? It's almost lunch time here, and I am hungry. Hmmmmm.

Hell yeah. I'm ordering BBQ wings and ribs for the last day of my vacation.

[Poit]

Well, if it's in the dirtsheets.......



;)

Then clearly it must be true.

[Cool King]

Peep Show!

Lock Jaw will be so happy.

[Dark One]

THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS PRE SHOW.

[Cool King]

I'm sure he'd rather see Christian have a match though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ummmmmmm. WE'RE PAST HALFTIME!

Probably meant halftime of the football game. Trying to get the fans to watch Raw during halftime to keep em.

[Poit]

Well, if Raw has a 40 minute overrun, halftime is right now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Randy does everything out of no where

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Take that box!

[ClockShot]

Probably meant halftime of the football game. Trying to get the fans to watch Raw during halftime to keep em.





Well. Only 40 seconds left there.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

And now it's time for the confrontation.

[Corndad]

Half time now

[ClockShot]

SAVE HIM, BROCK!

[Savio]

Bullying

[Corndad]

Kinda almost smart to do this at Halftime of MNF. Make this main event spot #2

[owenbrown]

John Cena is a dick

[ClockShot]

Fix the mic. There we go.

[Emperor Smeat]

So is this going to end with Brock massacring Cena?

Cena's been more acting heelish than Lesnar and Heyman leading up to this rematch.

[Tazz Dan]

John Cena is a dick

Is that true though? He should start a thread to ask.

[Dark One]

Paul Heyman is a martyr for us all.

[owenbrown]

Is that true though? He should start a thread to ask.

Has John Cena been a dick as of late? :?:

[Poit]

Dark One, how many avatars are you going through tonight?

[KIRA]

Take the bullet Paul

[ClockShot]

It's like I'm watching Palpatine trying to turn Anakin to the dark side here.

[Simple Fan]

I have a 3/4 of a BBQ Chicken Pizza from Pizza Hut sitting in my fridge. Should I eat it? It's almost lunch time here, and I am hungry. Hmmmmm.

Eat that shit up man

[Corndad]

Heyman is the man. Period.

[Poit]

Cena can't bring himself to physically bully Heyman. So instead he verbally bullies him.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is awesome.

[Dark One]

Dark One, how many avatars are you going through tonight?

Probably another 997.

Or until I get bored.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[owenbrown]

B A * John :nono:

[Tazz Dan]

Heyman is the man. Period.

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[ClockShot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[Poit]

Be a star.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Beast Is Here!

[KIRA]

This is like what the Red Hood tried to do to Batman and Cena's response is basically why Batman won't kill the joker.....nevermind he just hit heyman

[Tazz Dan]

Nice to see the champ wearing the belt :y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nice to see the champ wearing the belt :y:

He'll give it back to the prop department before leaving.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JBL made more jokes about Cena's mom than anybody.

[slik]

Lesnar just banked 500k for that appearance

[Corndad]

Lesnar just made a crap load of money walking around the ring. Where did my life go so wrong lol

[RVDmark]

Nice to see the champ wearing the belt :y:

BROCK WONT PLEASE YOU, BROCK TAKE BELT OFF.

[Savio]

17

[ClockShot]

The Lesnarites demand a sacrifice.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: another suplex.

[slik]

lololololol

I love Brock

[owenbrown]

fuck PLEASE tell me you know who isn't winning on Sunday is he?

[ClockShot]

Takes 10 rent-a-cops to hold SuperCena back. I'm surprised.

[Dark One]

Hot segment. Got a little depth to Cena, got some good heat on the match, and then a taste of Lesnar vs. Cena to try to hold on to the MNF audience. Smart move all around.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

fuck PLEASE tell me you know who isn't winning on Sunday is he?

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[RVDmark]

I want to see Brock destroy Cena on Sunday, even more so than SummerSlam, though its difficult to imagine how.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I want to see Brock destroy Cena on Sunday, even more so than SummerSlam, though its difficult to imagine how.

Simple: Cena taps to the Kimura.

[RVDmark]

Simple: Cena taps to the Kimura.

You tease. :love:

[Savio]

Brock beats Cena so bad it causes anal bleeding.

[Cool King]

Yay. More Total Divas.

[Poit]

I'm confused. Didn't the Funkadactyls break up months ago?

[Dark One]

OH SHIT. SHE JUST SLAPPED THE MIRROR OUT OF HER HAND. BLOOD FEUD.

[Cool King]

Damn, I forgot how annoying Cameron's voice was.

[Corndad]

Naomi deserves better then this. There I said it.

[Tazz Dan]

I'm confused. Didn't the Funkadactyls break up months ago?

I was about to post the same.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm confused. Didn't the Funkadactyls break up months ago?

Yeah but the episodes about them breaking up is airing now.

[Dark One]

Wait. Did she try to pin her while she was--I don't even.

[slik]

Whatever happened to crazy Alicia Fox?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What a shitty friend Naomi is. Arianne going to NXT to become better and she shits on her. Who is the real heel here?

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait. Did she try to pin her while she was--I don't even.

Yes. I like how the ref had no clue what to do because of how awkward that was.