**OFFICIAL** 2014 NOC Thread - Presented By King Tazz Dan, And Sponsored By Heisenberg, Shinsen, & Poit.

[owenbrown]

MUTE

[Tom Guycott]

to really expound on this nonsense, Sandow needs a stunt double

It would be the new era of Mattitude!

I was also about to drop a joke about "stunt double on stunt double violence".

[Razzamajazz]

oh hey you can listen to the spanish announcers

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mute these hillbillies.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Sandow mimicking the celebrations

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Jizz wins but Cesaro doesn't? Boo.

[Tom Guycott]

I'd listen to the Ballad of Damien Sandow.

As long as these jagbags aren't behind it.

[Poit]

So far, 2/3 matches have ended via rollup.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dolph should turn heel and beat the shit out of FGL.

[owenbrown]

lol Damien Mizdow

[Kingofdaswing]

The review of the match is ahot FGL pushing Sandow, not about Miz cheating? This company is fucked.

[Savio]

Love Mizdow

Picked Ziggler to win though.

[#1-norm-fan]

... The Intercontinental title changing hands was just treated like a secondary issue to promoting a country band. lol

[Dark One]

Dolph should turn heel and beat the shit out of FGL.

I don't think those two things can be concurrent.

[Tom Guycott]

RNN Breaking News

[Droford]

Mizdow needs a stunt double ic title

[slik]

poor Sandow

Miz...ugh

[Dark One]

Save_Us.Dean

[DaveWadding]

Frankly, that whole thing with FGL could have been way worse. They shoved over Sandow and let the announcers "promote" them / be annoying as fuck and use the word Dirt as many times as possible.

[Tom Guycott]

As much as Ambrose would be the go-to appearence here, it would be fucking awesome if someone unexpected showed up. Like Barrett.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Miz should buy this for Damian Mizdow

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[slik]

so Miz and Sheamus are the IC/US champs....ugh

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Forfeiture win?

[dronepool]

Here comes Dean?

[DaveWadding]

I'm betting that at one point in his life, Seth Rollins had a lisp.

[Droford]

He could have plugged he got the news on the WWE Network

[Savio]

WOOO This counts for Tipsters!

[Razzamajazz]

did i call this in tipsters or what?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

did anybody pick forfeiture?

[Jura]

Ronald Reigns

[FourFifty]

So do people who called for Seth to win this match get the points?

[Droford]

I'm 0-4 in tipsters..amazing

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/0rYlArF.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Vrrrooooooooom

[Jura]

Is Gillberg going to come out of retirement tonight?

[Kingofdaswing]

So predictable. I miss Russo

[FourFifty]

Big Show or an NXT guy.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[Savio]

Ambrose heard him from the Taxi

[slik]

yay @ Ambrose

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Ambrose

[Razzamajazz]

that cab puled up at quite a convenient time

[Droford]

lol jbl chant

[#1-norm-fan]

Man, good timing Ambrose.

[Poit]

did anybody pick forfeiture?

:wave:

[Dark One]

THAT TAXI WAS DEAN AMBROSE ALL ALONG.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DEAN AMBROSE!

[Tom Guycott]

IN A FUCKING TAXI!!! THAT IS THE GREATEST ENTRANCE IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

y he no use Lyft?

[Droford]

Ambrose/Rollins in HIAC would be ridiculous

[Jura]

Love the camera direction for WWE Raw the past few years. Cut to Triple H and Steph and miss Rollins landing on the concrete.

[dronepool]

Yes!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Finlay and Noble have been upgraded from Diva squad.

[KIRA]

Great thing about Ambrose you can call the guy in on a whim and he doesn't need to change clothes.

[Poit]

Do you know who that is? That's Jaime Noble!

[Poit]

Triple H and Stephanie always have zipties on hand because... reasons.

[Jura]

Jamie Noble: I'll grab his foot guys!

[slik]

I have a strange desire all of a sudden to see Dean Ambrose vs HHH at WM31

[Razzamajazz]

they're kinky

[Droford]

they need to carry him back to the cab

[owenbrown]

Is Dean Ambrose NOT a WWE EMPLOYEE, JBL?! FUCK OFF!

[Droford]

JBL giving the writers ideas

[Savio]

Everyone hates Mtn Dew

[Tom Guycott]

You know, Mox is enjoying the best parts of the WWE runs of both Hollywood Blondes... Pillman 3:16, if you will.

[Lock Jaw]

Love Ambrose. Never imagined he would be so great as a face.

[Kingofdaswing]

JBL is the worst. Fuck he's dumb.

"he issues an open challange"

"Ya not to Dean Ambrose"

What a dumb shit

[Lock Jaw]

Really wish they would get behind him big time. Make him fill that CM Punk spot.

[slik]

Rusev here to crush Henry

[KIRA]

Love Ambrose. Never imagined he would be so great as a face.

Neither did I.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm guessing Henry loses and then gets all emo and shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mark Del Rio.

[owenbrown]

how long before the national anthem gets interrupted?

[Tom Guycott]

Isn't that Kurt Angle's scarf? No sarcasm... I'm asking a legit question here.

[Dark One]

Really nice of Big Show to get Mark Henry a scarf for his big fight.

[Lock Jaw]

Lillian should sing the Russian Anthem too. Only fair.

[Savio]

Rusev will interrupt

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh they are really going all out with this. lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:o

[KIRA]

arhhhgghhh I just wanna get this outta the way!

[Razzamajazz]

you all better be standing right now

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RUSEV UDREA RUSEV MACHKAH!

[Lock Jaw]

Crying man obviously going to win

[slik]

isn't Lilian a former onscreen love interest of Mark Henry?

[slik]

wait, that was Viscera

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn Mark Henry is owning this role right now.

[owenbrown]

or it doesn't get interrupted

[Volare]

Henry is going to unleash his inner Hulk Hogan.

[FourFifty]

If Russev wasn't rumored to be Cena Fodder, I'd be buying into Mark winning.

[KIRA]

Is HE CRYIN GOD I miss Hall OF pain MARK HEnry

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

come on...

[DaveWadding]

Still do not understand why people put their hands over their hearts for the National Anthem. IT's not the Pledge of Allegiance.

[Droford]

isn't Lilian a former onscreen love interest of Mark Henry?
Worlds Biggest Love Machine Viscera

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RUSEV UDREA RUSEV MASCHKA ALREADY!

[Kingofdaswing]

Coming from a Canadian, this feud is shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pussies.

[#1-norm-fan]

Me thinks "Mark Henry cry like baby" is gonna be a running source of shit talk for Lana.

[Volare]

The way Cole just built that up I'm so into this match now.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Love Ambrose so much. Give him Reigns' push!</font>

[Poit]

"Rusev is undefeated"

(Ignoring NXT...)

[Droford]

All American Brock Lesnar vs Rusev

WWE should do it

[Jura]

http://psxmedia.ign.com/media/news/video/_dailywwf/sexualchocolate/markhenry_intro.jpg

[slik]

looking forward to some angry tweets about Henry's ring gear from Kurt Angle later tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"Rusev is undefeated"

(Ignoring NXT...)

Ignoring Main Event and Smackdowns and Royal Rumbles and Battle Royals.

[#1-norm-fan]

This and the main event are really the only parts of this PPV I'm remotely interested in. Say all you want about how lazy the evil foreigner vs proud American story is but it's effective. There's actually some drama behind the match. Especially with the backstory of Henry letting down his country in the olympics in '96.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

looking forward to some angry tweets about Henry's ring gear from Kurt Angle later tonight.

He was hacked.

[Lock Jaw]

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[KIRA]

At this point its just tiresome

[Dark One]

Let's get Cesaro and Sheamus back out there.

[Tom Guycott]

http://psxmedia.ign.com/media/news/video/_dailywwf/sexualchocolate/markhenry_intro.jpg

Lana starts changing her mind about America because she starts getting the "good" pain in her hall, if you know what I'm saying.

But seriously, didn't Kurt Angle rock that scarf at one point? Is that an actual Olympic souvenir thing, or did WWE just hope nobody would notice. Suckas gots ta know.

[slik]

Lana looking fantastic as usual tonight

[Kingofdaswing]

This and the main event are really the only parts of this PPV I'm remotely interested in. Say all you want about how lazy the evil foreigner vs proud American story is but it's effective. There's actually some drama behind the match. Especially with the backstory of Henry letting down his country in the olympics in '96.

How many people that watch this are from USA? half? so the other half don't give a fuck. It's. It effective if half the people don't care.

[Jura]

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Jamie Noble: Wait for me guys!

[rockman725]

If they continue this USA/Russia storyline, I just can't see Rusev losing to anyone but Cena. Unless of course, Rusev powers through & clears the ring at the Rumble and looks stronger than ever and all of a sudden out comes.....Kurt Angle.

[Innovator]

My god that leg slit

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If they continue this USA/Russia storyline, I just can't see Rusev losing to anyone but Cena. Unless of course, Rusev powers through & clears the ring at the Rumble and looks stronger than ever and all of a sudden out comes.....Kurt Angle.

*Hulk Hogan.

[KIRA]

How many people that watch this are from USA? half? so the other half don't give a fuck. It's. It effective if half the people don't care. I'm from the US and I really don't give a fuck I can imagine how people in other countries feel.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Worlds Strongest Pallet Clenser

[Emperor Smeat]

Rusev rolling away every time Henry did the slow crawl was pretty nice.

[Jura]

http://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/the-master-lock.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Good. Beat Henry more convincing than he ever beat Swagger. Now get back to the Swagger feud, please.

[#1-norm-fan]

How many people that watch this are from USA? half? so the other half don't give a fuck. It's. It effective if half the people don't care.

It's still basic good guy/bad guy drama. Why do you need to be American for it to be effective?

People outside America fucking love Rocky 4, Goddammit.

[Dark One]

America is in trouble.

We need a hero. A super hero.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jhCF072z6vI/STLMN09cXII/AAAAAAAAD3A/f9SW9HKKX9E/s400/wwe_eugene1.jpg

America is screwed.

[slik]

Rusev/Cena is going to be terrible

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mizark Henry taps quickly

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like Bo Dallas has a new client in needing of inspiration.

[Droford]

I got one..wooo

[parkmania]

y he no use Lyft?

A lot of cities are ruling that Lyft are jittnies/taxis and as such anyone operating one without proper license are subject to fines and/or license suspension, with repeat offenders possibly looking at jail time.

[Heisenberg]

That was our Tipsters bonus match. You're Welcome

[Emperor Smeat]

Rusev/Cena is going to be terrible

Really hope that doesn't occur. Let someone else get the really good and useful rub of beating Rusev once it happens.

[Jura]

This would be the best time for Kurt Angle to return if that ever happens.

[Dukelorange]

My god that leg slit

Picture?

[Kingofdaswing]

Weird how they care so much about this outcome, but could give a shit about their second biggest title the intercontinental title

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena vs Lesnar again at Hell in a Cell?

I can't really imagine any other match that would fit.

[Droford]

Really hope that doesn't occur. Let someone else get the really good and useful rub of beating Rusev once it happens.

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2229189/Paul_Heyman_Talks_Dixie_Carter_Wanting_WWE_Vs._TNA.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose vs Rollins in a cell?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Last match of the run for Jericho.

[owenbrown]

I really hate to see Jericho lose to the Human Sominex Machine, Blandy Boreton

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ambrose vs Rollins in a cell?

Have they ever put non-title match in the Hell in the Cell on the Hell in the Cell PPV?

[Kingofdaswing]

Here comes a punt to the head to write Jericho off for a month or two. So predictable, it makes me sick.

[KIRA]

Weird how they care so much about this outcome, but could give a shit about their second biggest title the intercontinental title

It's that patriotic fervor people love to get swept up in (for some reason)....and it's the south you can't get much more eagle land stupid than the south.

[Droford]

Here comes a punt to the head to write Jericho off for a month or two. So predictable, it makes me sick.

that was my tipsters prediction but when was the last time he actually punted anyone in the head?

[Poit]

It's that patriotic fervor people love to get swept up in (for some reason)....and it's the south you can't get much more eagle land stupid than the south.

Eagleland 19XX

[Poit]

that was my tipsters prediction but when was the last time he actually punted anyone in the head?

... DiBiase a few years ago?

[Mercenary]

Holy shit
Ringside WM ticket, floor Raw ticket, HOF ticket, and hotel ... $3,250
Not counting flight

[Droford]

Have they ever put non-title match in the Hell in the Cell on the Hell in the Cell PPV?

DX vs Legacy 2009
Punk vs Heyman/Ryback 2013

[parkmania]

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet Chris:
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
Why does the drum come hither?

[DaveWadding]

does anyone actually like Randy Orton? Like really?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

... DiBiase a few years ago?

Big Show at Survivor Series.

[slik]

"Nuclear Tornado of Radiated Heat" Randy Orton

[Droford]

does anyone actually like Randy Orton? Like really?

At Raw couple weeks ago, this big black woman behind me was going apeshit for him vs Reigns.

[Eklipse]

Where's Bray Wyatt tonight?

[slik]

I'm eating a lunchable during this match

luncheable thread in casual tempted me to buy one earlier

[Poit]

"Nuclear Tornado of Radiated Heat" Randy Orton

I'm imagining Matt Hardy slapping a glowing, spinning Randy Orton.

[KIRA]

Another thing I miss the days when Lawler was funny and a heat machine.

[Droford]

I'm hoping they somehow forget the Divas match but probably not

[Mercenary]

Another thing I miss the days when Lawler was funny and a heat machine.


So almost 20 years ago?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm eating a lunchable during this match

luncheable thread in casual tempted me to buy one earlier

Eww.

[KIRA]

Vince:Cole find a way to sell the Dew and WWE network at the same time!

[KIRA]

So almost 20 years ago?

yep just feels like its either forced or phoned in these days.

[Savio]

Wow that looks really painful :rolleye:

[DaveWadding]

the Crabs of Bostonicho

[Droford]

Jericho should win and leave anyway..would really mix up the formula

[Jura]

Was that a middle finger?

[DaveWadding]

BAH GAWD! THAT-THAT'S TAZZ DAN'S MUSIC

[parkmania]

Orton getting quite a bit of grey in his beard.

[Jura]

There's something so attractive about Randy's arms that makes people jump into them head first.

[Lock Jaw]

YOU DON'T JUMP AT ORTON

[Dark One]

Top rope -> RKO

[KIRA]

GEE wonder where this is going

[Savio]

Stupid to even try that....come on.

[owenbrown]

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!

[slik]

good match

[Poit]

Is Jericho about to leap headfirst at Orton?

[VSG]

That was a better match than what my interest level had anticipated it to be.

[owenbrown]

lol so obvious

[Poit]

And there we go.

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like half of Orton's matches these days end with people trying the "jump headfirst at opponent" move from the top only to have it countered.

[Dukelorange]

Didn't Evan Borne teach you anything....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Total Divas is on now.

[Lock Jaw]

Really hope Nikki Bella doesn't win this match, but seems pretty obvious that she does....

[JimmyMess]

I love how they both smacked their ankle on the same spot of the announcers table, must have stung haha. "AHHH SHHIITTT!"

[KIRA]

Didn't Evan Borne teach you anything....

At least when he went in headfirst it made sense

[Savio]

Nice promo :)

[VSG]

Small tits vs Smaller tits vs Big, Fake tits

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That was a good match but that fucking finish is so telegraphed at this point. It doesn't even make sense really. Why would Jericho think a cross body would be a good idea?</font>

[RVDmark]

Really hope Nikki Bella doesn't win this match, but seems pretty obvious that she does....

Brie interferes, costs Nikki the match, Aj/Page continues

[Jura]

Brie calling out Karma.

[Lock Jaw]

Nikki is a lot like Kharma

[DaveWadding]

I love Paige's finisher. I definitely love to Rampaige.

[Savio]

Kharma should come back and suplex her.

[Lock Jaw]

They're both black

[VSG]

<font color=goldenrod>That was a good match but that fucking finish is so telegraphed at this point. It doesn't even make sense really. Why would Jericho think a cross body would be a good idea?</font>

Jericho wasn't winning, and the RKO out of nowhere finish hasn't happened in a while from what I can remember. I don't mind it at all.

[KIRA]

Nikki ,Bree I'm begging you acting classes please!

[Savio]

Womens title is not the Divas title.

[Dukelorange]

Brie: Karma or KHARMA!?!?!?

[Poit]

What did you call me?

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/427/408/bio-kharma-jpg_crop_north.png?w=576&h=384&q=75

[Dukelorange]

Nikki's dance tho....

[Dark One]

"Just a reminder, if you paid $55 for this show, you're retarded."

[KIRA]

"You PAID 54.95 YOU SUCKERS YOU RUBES 9.99 ftw"

[RVDmark]

"Just a reminder, if you paid $55 for this show, you're retarded."

Still preferable to a $9.99 plug

[RVDmark]

I know we aren't supposed to ask for streams. So does anyone have a link for a good sandwich?

[Poit]

Still preferable to a $9.99 plug

I'd be afraid to use a plug that was that cheap. Like, it'd probably break off in you or something.

[Tom Guycott]

ARMBAR!

[Poit]

I know we aren't supposed to ask for streams. So does anyone have a link for a good sandwich?

http://www.littlelucca.com/

[Shadrick]

Tazz Dan, lookin at how nice you were in the original post, I wanna sock you in the mouth.

[DaveWadding]

I'd be afraid to use a plug that was that cheap. Like, it'd probably break off in you or something.

I hear Jennifer Lawrence has a collection she's looking to liquidate.

[RVDmark]

I'd be afraid to use a plug that was that cheap. Like, it'd probably break off in you or something.

I normally put plugs in the wall socket, where are you putting yours?

[RVDmark]

I hear Jennifer Lawrence has a collection she's looking to liquidate.

Will it blend?

[Tom Guycott]

"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!" Quote of the night right there.

[parkmania]

I love how WWE selectively chooses to say that the Divas Championship is linked back to the Women's belt that Moolah, Lita, and Trish all wore, then within 2 minutes say that AJ is the longest reigning champ of all time - completely ignoring Moolah's 27 year long reign.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I normally put plugs in the wall socket, where are you putting yours?

What an ass-inine question.

[Droford]

worlds weakest slam

[Jura]

Cue the holy shit chants.

[DaveWadding]

TOWER OF DOOM

[KIRA]

THEY CALLED THAT REALLY LOUD

[RVDmark]

What an ass-inine question.

No need to get butt-hurt about it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Same type of spot was done at NXT Takeover II albeit with an extra guy

[Dukelorange]

Shhh... we can hear you....

[Droford]

Cue the holy shit chants.

crowd sucks

[Droford]

lol Rack Attack?

[DaveWadding]

Same type of spot was done at NXT Takeover II albeit with an extra guy

Yes. GUYS. how many times have you seen a Tower of Doom in a Divas match?

[Shadrick]

callin spots. i can dig it.

[KIRA]

I do love the back and forth with the belt

[Lock Jaw]

Good match. Too bad the fans didn't care.

[VSG]

Oh fuck off, why did she have to apply that on Paige? So much for TPWW Survivor :'(

[Savio]

Very Surprised.

[Tom Guycott]

Wasn't Charlotte v. Bayley, but pretty entertaining ladies' match in spite of a Bella being involved.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YAY-J!

[Innovator]

Bravo cameraman

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AJ Vs. Boss Lady :heart: ?

[owenbrown]

time to get disappointed :'(

[Innovator]

Nikki Bella >>>>>>> Matt Morgan at Hossing

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol cenawinz

[Shadrick]

AJ Vs. Boss Lady :heart: ?

Stephanie goes over to stick it to Punk :p

[Innovator]

Renee Young howyadoin

[Poit]

lol Rack Attack?

Yeah, I thought Wikipedia was joking when it said that move was called that.

[parkmania]

Guess my stream is a couple minutes behind.

[Lock Jaw]

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[RVDmark]

Kimura - Repeat

[slik]

Lesnar going to win in the end

[KIRA]

I think Show just gave away Cenas actual match strategy.

[Lock Jaw]

AJ Vs. Boss Lady :heart: ?

Been wanting that ever since AJ was GM

[Mercenary]

I love how WWE selectively chooses to say that the Divas Championship is linked back to the Women's belt that Moolah, Lita, and Trish all wore, then within 2 minutes say that AJ is the longest reigning champ of all time - completely ignoring Moolah's 27 year long reign.


Moolahs bull shit of a reign?

[Shadrick]

I think Show just gave away Cenas actual match strategy.

The network has me at a delay, yet again

[#1-norm-fan]

Okay, so something interesting has to happen at the end of this match, right? Right? It can't just be a repeat of SummerSlam and then call it a day.

[Lock Jaw]

Strike me down...

[Poit]

The network has me at a delay, yet again

Well, it's showing a video package now, so just refresh to catch up.

[Lock Jaw]

Let the hate flowwww through you....

[rockman725]

Kinda feel that match was pretty much pointless. I mean, why the hell was Nikki even there!?! No impact whatsoever. At least if Paige dropped the belt to Nikki via an AJ move, you still have the Paige/AJ storyline and then now the Brie/Nikki storyline makes sense.