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KIRA
09-21-2014, 10:22 PM
I think Heyman meant to say without a set of testicles.

Poit
09-21-2014, 10:22 PM
Paul Heyman was pretty Palpatine in that promo.

Lock Jaw
09-21-2014, 10:22 PM
Cena going to be focusing mainly on the ass tonight

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:23 PM
yappadaoooo

KIRA
09-21-2014, 10:23 PM
Strike me down...

With all of your hate....

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:23 PM
DO DO DO DO! DO DO DO DO!

RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:23 PM
Cena going to be focusing mainly on the ass tonight

What's new?

Shadrick
09-21-2014, 10:24 PM
Well, it's showing a video package now, so just refresh to catch up.

Do you see Cena running down the ramp now?

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:24 PM
Well.......

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

-Yambag guy.

Poit
09-21-2014, 10:24 PM
Do you see Cena running down the ramp now?

In the ring now.

Poit
09-21-2014, 10:25 PM
Cena going to be focusing mainly on the ass tonight

yappadaoooo

Shadrick
09-21-2014, 10:25 PM
In the ring now.

okay cool. i think im at a 10 second delay. i can deal with that and refresh if need be. Thanks Poit :y:

dronepool
09-21-2014, 10:26 PM
When Paige tapped, she was technically smacking A.J.'s ass... giggety

Droford
09-21-2014, 10:26 PM
the belt looks weird lesnar actually wearing it

RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:28 PM
When Paige tapped, she was technically smacking A.J.'s ass... giggety

You know who else tapped that ass.

C M Punk

KIRA
09-21-2014, 10:28 PM
If Cena wins I want a camera on hand for when Owenbrown spontaneously combusts

RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:29 PM
If Cena wins I want a camera on hand for when Owenbrown spontaneously combusts

Cena's gonna tap.

Dukelorange
09-21-2014, 10:29 PM
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/71/715120b9452b96aae00914fc0709edf26498867df8b9ac9cd60c6eb2530171b3.jpg

Droford
09-21-2014, 10:29 PM
lol 1 count on the AA

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:29 PM
Kimura wannalaya

Savio
09-21-2014, 10:30 PM
1

Lock Jaw
09-21-2014, 10:30 PM
Lesnar's legs looking especially skinny and white tonight

Droford
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
Lesnar's gonna get the kimura locked in, Cena will reach the ropes and Brock won't let go..instead he injures the arm and gets DQed

parkmania
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
I still want to know "The Most Highly Anticipated Rematch"...



BY WHO?!?!?!?!?

Tom Guycott
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
Hope this isn't going to have the Rocky III ending. Want Cena to lose, but not for Cena hate, but because what an awesome giant for Daniel Bryan to slay than the man who ended The Streak and stopped SuperCena twice in a row?

Savio
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
2

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
Kimura is the new german suplex.

Jura
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
http://oi61.tinypic.com/mbmue1.jpg

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:32 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/jMu0qDyh6xg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:32 PM
3 amigos

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:33 PM
Eddie chant slightly

KIRA
09-21-2014, 10:33 PM
Ok I want Cena to tap mostly cause it'll make children cry.

RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:34 PM
Ok I want Cena to tap mostly cause it'll make children cry.

And some adults.

VSG
09-21-2014, 10:35 PM
Lesnar's legs looking especially skinny and white tonight

He dislikes leg day in the gym.

Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:37 PM
He dislikes leg day in the gym.

His style isn't kick. It's suplex.

Poit
09-21-2014, 10:38 PM
His style isn't kick. It's suplex.

10 SUPLEX
20 GOTO 10

Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:39 PM
If they stop the match to make Lesnar stop bleeding, I hope he suplexes everyone.

Poit
09-21-2014, 10:40 PM
That STF is not to Lesnar's standards. Kimura for you.

VSG
09-21-2014, 10:41 PM
Boy those skinny legs are really hurting him now with the STF. I bet he re-thinks leg days now.

Shisen Kopf
09-21-2014, 10:42 PM
10 SUPLEX
20 GOTO 10

That's pretty basic

Savio
09-21-2014, 10:42 PM
Whoa Cash in?

#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 10:42 PM
lol what?

Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:42 PM
Wait. What?

Poit
09-21-2014, 10:42 PM
What the fuck.

Droford
09-21-2014, 10:43 PM
oil Rollins cashing in on lesnar? wtf?

VSG
09-21-2014, 10:43 PM
Oh dear

owenbrown
09-21-2014, 10:44 PM
fuck you Cena

Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:44 PM
Well. That's one way to end the show. I guess.

Droford
09-21-2014, 10:44 PM
damit

VSG
09-21-2014, 10:44 PM
Well at least both came out strong from this match, just wasn't the best result for Lesnar.

#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 10:45 PM
Oh God. Kinda sick of the whole "No cash in because the referee didn't ring the bell!" thing.

Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
Really awesome first hour or so of the show, and then it just kind of went off the rails. Main event started pretty exciting and a nice evolution from last show, but, ugh, non-ending.

Dukelorange
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
10 SUPLEX
20 GOTO 10

+1

#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
So yeah. That match ending in a DQ because of outside interference is a pretty big sign that it's gonna be Lesnar vs Cena in the cell.

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
No selling Cena shithead caused Seth Rollins the title.

Poit
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
Really awesome first hour or so of the show, and then it just kind of went off the rails. Main event started pretty exciting and a nice evolution from last show, but, ugh, non-ending.

Yeah, I don't really like Lesnar getting a non-ending. :-\

owenbrown
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
Rollins gonna lose the briefcase to Super Cena

Lock Jaw
09-21-2014, 10:47 PM
A wild Dean Ambrose should have appeared instead of Cena stopping Rollins

Dukelorange
09-21-2014, 10:47 PM
All in all.... it was pretty good.

RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:47 PM
10 Chant "Bullshit"
20 Goto 10

Tom Guycott
09-21-2014, 10:48 PM
Good enough for me.

#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 10:48 PM
"Don't you feel bad if you paid $54.99 for that ending? You could have experienced this non-finish for just $9.99!"

Savio
09-21-2014, 10:48 PM
4 FUs and a curb stomp and Lesnar still stands, good way to put him over.

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2014, 10:48 PM
So yeah. That match ending in a DQ because of outside interference is a pretty big sign that it's gonna be Lesnar vs Cena in the cell.
Yeup. Wouldn't be surprised if some wacky things happen there as well and the feud extends considering the WWE's circumstances.

KIRA
09-21-2014, 10:49 PM
A wild Dean Ambrose should have appeared instead of Cena stopping Rollins

Hell, I was expecting Ambrose

Savio
09-21-2014, 10:50 PM
So yeah. That match ending in a DQ because of outside interference is a pretty big sign that it's gonna be Lesnar vs Cena in the cell.
ugh please no.

Tom Guycott
09-21-2014, 10:51 PM
A wild Dean Ambrose should have appeared instead of Cena stopping Rollins

He only had cab fare for one run-in.

Jura
09-21-2014, 10:51 PM
4 FUs and a curb stomp and Lesnar still stands, good way to put him over.
Throw in some STFUs as well.

Hell, I was expecting Ambrose
The taxi had its meter running waiting for Ambrose. He had to leave after the first time.

Lock Jaw
09-21-2014, 10:53 PM
"Don't you feel bad if you paid $54.99 for that ending? You could have experienced this non-finish for just $9.99!"

http://i.imgur.com/1wa24eV.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-night-of-champions-2014)

VSG
09-21-2014, 10:54 PM
Cesaro-Sheamus was so glorious that they will now have rematches on Raw and SD this week.

Evil Vito
09-21-2014, 10:54 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I do like that Lesnar could feasibly want to kill The Authority now too. Which means, Seth Rollins...</font>

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PxzTTvXDzNU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:56 PM
Shit. Working 8 days in a row now.

KIRA
09-21-2014, 10:57 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I do like that Lesnar could feasibly want to kill The Authority now too. Which means, Seth Rollins...</font>

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PxzTTvXDzNU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I hope ,but WWE logic says he ignores what Seth Rollins did cause he's still the champ and they are all heels so Rollins did him a favor in a way and Lesner just goes on to taunt Cena with the fact that he's still champ.

Tom Guycott
09-21-2014, 10:58 PM
My question is if Rollins didn't hit Cena with the case and cashed in *first*, would it have been a triple threat, or would Brock be in two simultaneous matches?

Of course, nobody will have an answer for this much like my scarf question. But it is one of those things they could address in the future with a MITB holder. That and the dropped boat they had from Cody/Sandow where Cody had the original contract from the case, but did nothing with it.

slik
09-21-2014, 10:58 PM
bizarre end to the show

feels like the type of end you do to a RAW not a PPV

parkmania
09-21-2014, 11:01 PM
bizarre end to the show

feels like the type of end you do to a RAW not a PPV

Well, that's what happens when you only have to pay 9.99.

FourFifty
09-21-2014, 11:04 PM
Really was hoping for Seth to win.... I mean, come on. Jack Swagger cashed it it for a win.

rockman725
09-21-2014, 11:07 PM
My question is if Rollins didn't hit Cena with the case and cashed in *first*, would it have been a triple threat, or would Brock be in two simultaneous matches?

Of course, nobody will have an answer for this much like my scarf question. But it is one of those things they could address in the future with a MITB holder. That and the dropped boat they had from Cody/Sandow where Cody had the original contract from the case, but did nothing with it.

Logic tells me that it would become a Triple Threat. I definitely would like to see this happen at some point. It would at least be a change of pace in regards to the cash in.

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2014, 11:09 PM
http://s2.postimg.org/u6sgomnef/Cesaro_v_Sheamus.gif

Innovator
09-21-2014, 11:17 PM
Thank You to all the unknown spirits who kept Cena from the title tonight

Poit
09-21-2014, 11:17 PM
Did Jimmy get pinned there?

After reviewing the replay, I have determined that Jey Uso was pinned.

parkmania
09-21-2014, 11:22 PM
After reviewing the replay, I have determined that Jey Uso was pinned.

Nah man. Jimmy sucks (Jey's a'ight).

#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 11:36 PM
My question is if Rollins didn't hit Cena with the case and cashed in *first*, would it have been a triple threat, or would Brock be in two simultaneous matches?

Logically, it would be two separate matches. I don't see why it would be a triple threat. Cashing in is for a one on one match

However as soon as the MITB match begins, if Cena hit Lesnar, the Rollins match would end via DQ and vice versa.

Vastardikai
09-21-2014, 11:45 PM
http://s2.postimg.org/u6sgomnef/Cesaro_v_Sheamus.gif

I haven't been paying attention, has been busting out the Waterslide again?

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 11:45 PM
Lordofpain seems to think it was Jey who was pinned too.

Poit
09-22-2014, 12:39 AM
That "Ziggler Please" sign was racist as shit

http://i.imgur.com/aNAAa8a.png

Poit
09-22-2014, 12:41 AM
<iframe src="http://gfycat.com/ifr/ElementaryHighAlbacoretuna" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" width="672" height="342" style="-webkit-backface-visibility: hidden;-webkit-transform: scale(1);" ></iframe>

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 12:47 AM
Ziggler Please sign looks like a California Raisin

James Steele
09-22-2014, 12:49 AM
I enjoyed the show greatly. I want to see Ambrose vs HHH in a No DQ match.

Shadrick
09-22-2014, 12:56 AM
That "Ziggler Please" sign was racist as shit

yeah.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 01:01 AM
I enjoyed the show greatly. I want to see Ambrose vs HHH in a No DQ match.

In the long run, really hope this happens. It would definitely be Best for Business.

People here seem to have got over him, but I still feel like CM Punk has left a huge hole to fill on the roster.... and I wouldn't mind seeing Dean Ambrose fill CM Punk's hole.

The kind of Anti-Authority "Outsider"/"Real Person" who seems like a big deal main event player, except he is never actually the main event.

Disturbed316
09-22-2014, 01:52 AM
Cesaro vs Sheamus was brutal, great stuff.

Shadrick
09-22-2014, 01:55 AM
Cesaro vs Sheamus was brutal, great stuff.

I really, really enjoyed that match.

Jura
09-22-2014, 03:49 AM
Brock Lesnar vs Cesaro Wrestlemania 31

Maluco
09-22-2014, 04:31 AM
Hated that tbh, what happened at summerslam was so intriguing and unique, both for lesnar as champ and Cena for his character, where would he go, what would he do?

Now just one month later he is hitting AA's at will and back to being the guy he always was.

Disappointing and immediately does away with anything interesting or new they could have done

Asmo
09-22-2014, 05:54 AM
Enjoyed the main event. I have no reason to complain. Lesnar and Cena told a different story, and it was still believable. Sure, Cena could have sold the left arm (post Kimura lock) more, but he also managed to lift Lesnar for the third AA using only his right arm. Props for that. The STFs, however, looked particularly weak.

That being said, Lesnar didn't lose any of the 'dominant beast' equity. He still was the last man standing, despite 4 AAs, STFs, and the curb stomp.

Let's see what happens at HIAC.

DAMN iNATOR
09-22-2014, 07:52 AM
I love that they're calling Christian a great champion with a storied career. He's been world champion for like a sum total of 22 days, BUT IT COUNTS.

How DARE you question the quality of the career of a man who once threw a fit in the ring @ a WM in his own hometown after losing the European Championship?! :shifty:

hb2k
09-22-2014, 08:19 AM
He was a great champion - he won the belt by being kicked in the balls.

Nark Order
09-22-2014, 10:44 AM
WWE has been so bad.

Innovator
09-22-2014, 10:49 AM
I'm going to start watching RAW like Garfield without Garfield and just not watching anything involving Cena

Innovator
09-22-2014, 10:50 AM
This way I can feel good about liking Cesaro/Sheamus, tag match, and Hoss Bella without the good taste in my mouth being ruined.

screech
09-22-2014, 10:52 AM
I like that plan

Big Vic
09-22-2014, 10:55 AM
How DARE you question the quality of the career of a man who once threw a fit in the ring @ a WM in his own hometown after losing the European Championship?! :shifty:
That was one of my favorite matches that night, for the ending of DDP congradulating Christian for not losing his temper despite losing the match and then immediately he loses his temper....

Also like 90% of the wrestlers in advertised matches on that card contained future and former World Champs.

Heisenberg
09-22-2014, 10:57 AM
Who's plugging Paige backstage?

Big Vic
09-22-2014, 11:01 AM
R-Truth

Nark Order
09-22-2014, 11:02 AM
Yeah. The midcard matches were good though. It's just insane that I want to stop watching before the main event comes on because I know I'm just going to get angry.

Innovator
09-22-2014, 11:08 AM
Worst case scenario was Cena winning clean with his loose STF, then doing this for 5 minutes:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1563134/john-cena-dancing-o.gif

XL
09-22-2014, 02:41 PM
Hoping we're not heading towards something similar to the Autumn of Abeyance that we had last year, with a bunch of non-finishes.

Big Vic
09-22-2014, 02:46 PM
I Hope Cena comes out and says he lost his smile, retires.

Poit
09-22-2014, 02:46 PM
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=4563&type=card

Poit
09-22-2014, 02:47 PM
Huh. I'm kinda surprised that card was never reprinted.

ron the dial
09-22-2014, 02:50 PM
yeah that's a pretty solid card.

Poit
09-22-2014, 02:52 PM
I used it in my ProsBloom deck in high school. It was great when I just needed one more turn to set up.

Damian Rey
09-22-2014, 03:23 PM
Really liked last night's match up until the ending. It does push the feud to HIAC, which should be good. But I wish we had some sort of definitive finish. Lesnar kicking out of another AA would have been awesome, but alas, we have to wait.

drave
09-22-2014, 04:38 PM
F5 on the top of the cell or GTFO.


F5 off the top only if there is a kickout at 2 or GTFO.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:15 PM
Jamie Noble, boy!