**OFFICIAL** 2014 NOC Thread - Presented By King Tazz Dan, And Sponsored By Heisenberg, Shinsen, & Poit.

[KIRA]

I think Heyman meant to say without a set of testicles.

[Poit]

Paul Heyman was pretty Palpatine in that promo.

[Lock Jaw]

Cena going to be focusing mainly on the ass tonight

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

yappadaoooo

[KIRA]

Strike me down...

With all of your hate....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DO DO DO DO! DO DO DO DO!

[RVDmark]

Cena going to be focusing mainly on the ass tonight

What's new?

[Shadrick]

Well, it's showing a video package now, so just refresh to catch up.

Do you see Cena running down the ramp now?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well.......

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

-Yambag guy.

[Poit]

Do you see Cena running down the ramp now?

In the ring now.

[Poit]

Cena going to be focusing mainly on the ass tonight

yappadaoooo

[Shadrick]

In the ring now.

okay cool. i think im at a 10 second delay. i can deal with that and refresh if need be. Thanks Poit :y:

[dronepool]

When Paige tapped, she was technically smacking A.J.'s ass... giggety

[Droford]

the belt looks weird lesnar actually wearing it

[RVDmark]

When Paige tapped, she was technically smacking A.J.'s ass... giggety

You know who else tapped that ass.

C M Punk

[KIRA]

If Cena wins I want a camera on hand for when Owenbrown spontaneously combusts

[RVDmark]

If Cena wins I want a camera on hand for when Owenbrown spontaneously combusts

Cena's gonna tap.

[Dukelorange]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/71/715120b9452b96aae00914fc0709edf26498867df8b9ac9cd60c6eb2530171b3.jpg

[Droford]

lol 1 count on the AA

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kimura wannalaya

[Savio]

1

[Lock Jaw]

Lesnar's legs looking especially skinny and white tonight

[Droford]

Lesnar's gonna get the kimura locked in, Cena will reach the ropes and Brock won't let go..instead he injures the arm and gets DQed

[parkmania]

I still want to know "The Most Highly Anticipated Rematch"...



BY WHO?!?!?!?!?

[Tom Guycott]

Hope this isn't going to have the Rocky III ending. Want Cena to lose, but not for Cena hate, but because what an awesome giant for Daniel Bryan to slay than the man who ended The Streak and stopped SuperCena twice in a row?

[Savio]

2

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kimura is the new german suplex.

[Jura]

http://oi61.tinypic.com/mbmue1.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

3 amigos

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Eddie chant slightly

[KIRA]

Ok I want Cena to tap mostly cause it'll make children cry.

[RVDmark]

Ok I want Cena to tap mostly cause it'll make children cry.

And some adults.

[VSG]

Lesnar's legs looking especially skinny and white tonight

He dislikes leg day in the gym.

[Dark One]

He dislikes leg day in the gym.

His style isn't kick. It's suplex.

[Poit]

His style isn't kick. It's suplex.

10 SUPLEX
20 GOTO 10

[Dark One]

If they stop the match to make Lesnar stop bleeding, I hope he suplexes everyone.

[Poit]

That STF is not to Lesnar's standards. Kimura for you.

[VSG]

Boy those skinny legs are really hurting him now with the STF. I bet he re-thinks leg days now.

[Shisen Kopf]

10 SUPLEX
20 GOTO 10

That's pretty basic

[Savio]

Whoa Cash in?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol what?

[Dark One]

Wait. What?

[Poit]

What the fuck.

[Droford]

oil Rollins cashing in on lesnar? wtf?

[VSG]

Oh dear

[owenbrown]

fuck you Cena

[Dark One]

Well. That's one way to end the show. I guess.

[Droford]

damit

[VSG]

Well at least both came out strong from this match, just wasn't the best result for Lesnar.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh God. Kinda sick of the whole "No cash in because the referee didn't ring the bell!" thing.

[Dark One]

Really awesome first hour or so of the show, and then it just kind of went off the rails. Main event started pretty exciting and a nice evolution from last show, but, ugh, non-ending.

[Dukelorange]

10 SUPLEX
20 GOTO 10

+1

[#1-norm-fan]

So yeah. That match ending in a DQ because of outside interference is a pretty big sign that it's gonna be Lesnar vs Cena in the cell.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No selling Cena shithead caused Seth Rollins the title.

[Poit]

Really awesome first hour or so of the show, and then it just kind of went off the rails. Main event started pretty exciting and a nice evolution from last show, but, ugh, non-ending.

Yeah, I don't really like Lesnar getting a non-ending. :-\

[owenbrown]

Rollins gonna lose the briefcase to Super Cena

[Lock Jaw]

A wild Dean Ambrose should have appeared instead of Cena stopping Rollins

[Dukelorange]

All in all.... it was pretty good.

[RVDmark]

10 Chant "Bullshit"
20 Goto 10

[Tom Guycott]

Good enough for me.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Don't you feel bad if you paid $54.99 for that ending? You could have experienced this non-finish for just $9.99!"

[Savio]

4 FUs and a curb stomp and Lesnar still stands, good way to put him over.

[Emperor Smeat]

So yeah. That match ending in a DQ because of outside interference is a pretty big sign that it's gonna be Lesnar vs Cena in the cell.
Yeup. Wouldn't be surprised if some wacky things happen there as well and the feud extends considering the WWE's circumstances.

[KIRA]

A wild Dean Ambrose should have appeared instead of Cena stopping Rollins

Hell, I was expecting Ambrose

[Savio]

So yeah. That match ending in a DQ because of outside interference is a pretty big sign that it's gonna be Lesnar vs Cena in the cell.
ugh please no.

[Tom Guycott]

A wild Dean Ambrose should have appeared instead of Cena stopping Rollins

He only had cab fare for one run-in.

[Jura]

4 FUs and a curb stomp and Lesnar still stands, good way to put him over.
Throw in some STFUs as well.

Hell, I was expecting Ambrose
The taxi had its meter running waiting for Ambrose. He had to leave after the first time.

[Lock Jaw]

"Don't you feel bad if you paid $54.99 for that ending? You could have experienced this non-finish for just $9.99!"

http://i.imgur.com/1wa24eV.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-night-of-champions-2014)

[VSG]

Cesaro-Sheamus was so glorious that they will now have rematches on Raw and SD this week.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I do like that Lesnar could feasibly want to kill The Authority now too. Which means, Seth Rollins...</font>

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Shit. Working 8 days in a row now.

[KIRA]

<font color=goldenrod>I do like that Lesnar could feasibly want to kill The Authority now too. Which means, Seth Rollins...</font>

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I hope ,but WWE logic says he ignores what Seth Rollins did cause he's still the champ and they are all heels so Rollins did him a favor in a way and Lesner just goes on to taunt Cena with the fact that he's still champ.

[Tom Guycott]

My question is if Rollins didn't hit Cena with the case and cashed in *first*, would it have been a triple threat, or would Brock be in two simultaneous matches?

Of course, nobody will have an answer for this much like my scarf question. But it is one of those things they could address in the future with a MITB holder. That and the dropped boat they had from Cody/Sandow where Cody had the original contract from the case, but did nothing with it.

[slik]

bizarre end to the show

feels like the type of end you do to a RAW not a PPV

[parkmania]

bizarre end to the show

feels like the type of end you do to a RAW not a PPV

Well, that's what happens when you only have to pay 9.99.

[FourFifty]

Really was hoping for Seth to win.... I mean, come on. Jack Swagger cashed it it for a win.

[rockman725]

My question is if Rollins didn't hit Cena with the case and cashed in *first*, would it have been a triple threat, or would Brock be in two simultaneous matches?

Of course, nobody will have an answer for this much like my scarf question. But it is one of those things they could address in the future with a MITB holder. That and the dropped boat they had from Cody/Sandow where Cody had the original contract from the case, but did nothing with it.

Logic tells me that it would become a Triple Threat. I definitely would like to see this happen at some point. It would at least be a change of pace in regards to the cash in.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://s2.postimg.org/u6sgomnef/Cesaro_v_Sheamus.gif

[Innovator]

Thank You to all the unknown spirits who kept Cena from the title tonight

[Poit]

Did Jimmy get pinned there?

After reviewing the replay, I have determined that Jey Uso was pinned.

[parkmania]

After reviewing the replay, I have determined that Jey Uso was pinned.

Nah man. Jimmy sucks (Jey's a'ight).

[#1-norm-fan]

My question is if Rollins didn't hit Cena with the case and cashed in *first*, would it have been a triple threat, or would Brock be in two simultaneous matches?

Logically, it would be two separate matches. I don't see why it would be a triple threat. Cashing in is for a one on one match

However as soon as the MITB match begins, if Cena hit Lesnar, the Rollins match would end via DQ and vice versa.

[Vastardikai]

http://s2.postimg.org/u6sgomnef/Cesaro_v_Sheamus.gif

I haven't been paying attention, has been busting out the Waterslide again?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lordofpain seems to think it was Jey who was pinned too.

[Poit]

That "Ziggler Please" sign was racist as shit

http://i.imgur.com/aNAAa8a.png

[Poit]

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[Lock Jaw]

Ziggler Please sign looks like a California Raisin

[James Steele]

I enjoyed the show greatly. I want to see Ambrose vs HHH in a No DQ match.

[Shadrick]

That "Ziggler Please" sign was racist as shit

yeah.

[Lock Jaw]

I enjoyed the show greatly. I want to see Ambrose vs HHH in a No DQ match.

In the long run, really hope this happens. It would definitely be Best for Business.

People here seem to have got over him, but I still feel like CM Punk has left a huge hole to fill on the roster.... and I wouldn't mind seeing Dean Ambrose fill CM Punk's hole.

The kind of Anti-Authority "Outsider"/"Real Person" who seems like a big deal main event player, except he is never actually the main event.

[Disturbed316]

Cesaro vs Sheamus was brutal, great stuff.

[Shadrick]

Cesaro vs Sheamus was brutal, great stuff.

I really, really enjoyed that match.

[Jura]

Brock Lesnar vs Cesaro Wrestlemania 31

[Maluco]

Hated that tbh, what happened at summerslam was so intriguing and unique, both for lesnar as champ and Cena for his character, where would he go, what would he do?

Now just one month later he is hitting AA's at will and back to being the guy he always was.

Disappointing and immediately does away with anything interesting or new they could have done

[Asmo]

Enjoyed the main event. I have no reason to complain. Lesnar and Cena told a different story, and it was still believable. Sure, Cena could have sold the left arm (post Kimura lock) more, but he also managed to lift Lesnar for the third AA using only his right arm. Props for that. The STFs, however, looked particularly weak.

That being said, Lesnar didn't lose any of the 'dominant beast' equity. He still was the last man standing, despite 4 AAs, STFs, and the curb stomp.

Let's see what happens at HIAC.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I love that they're calling Christian a great champion with a storied career. He's been world champion for like a sum total of 22 days, BUT IT COUNTS.

How DARE you question the quality of the career of a man who once threw a fit in the ring @ a WM in his own hometown after losing the European Championship?! :shifty:

[hb2k]

He was a great champion - he won the belt by being kicked in the balls.

[Nark Order]

WWE has been so bad.

[Innovator]

I'm going to start watching RAW like Garfield without Garfield and just not watching anything involving Cena

[Innovator]

This way I can feel good about liking Cesaro/Sheamus, tag match, and Hoss Bella without the good taste in my mouth being ruined.

[screech]

I like that plan

[Big Vic]

How DARE you question the quality of the career of a man who once threw a fit in the ring @ a WM in his own hometown after losing the European Championship?! :shifty:
That was one of my favorite matches that night, for the ending of DDP congradulating Christian for not losing his temper despite losing the match and then immediately he loses his temper....

Also like 90% of the wrestlers in advertised matches on that card contained future and former World Champs.

[Heisenberg]

Who's plugging Paige backstage?

[Big Vic]

R-Truth

[Nark Order]

Yeah. The midcard matches were good though. It's just insane that I want to stop watching before the main event comes on because I know I'm just going to get angry.

[Innovator]

Worst case scenario was Cena winning clean with his loose STF, then doing this for 5 minutes:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1563134/john-cena-dancing-o.gif

[XL]

Hoping we're not heading towards something similar to the Autumn of Abeyance that we had last year, with a bunch of non-finishes.

[Big Vic]

I Hope Cena comes out and says he lost his smile, retires.

[Poit]

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=4563&type=card

[Poit]

Huh. I'm kinda surprised that card was never reprinted.

[ron the dial]

yeah that's a pretty solid card.

[Poit]

I used it in my ProsBloom deck in high school. It was great when I just needed one more turn to set up.

[Damian Rey]

Really liked last night's match up until the ending. It does push the feud to HIAC, which should be good. But I wish we had some sort of definitive finish. Lesnar kicking out of another AA would have been awesome, but alas, we have to wait.

[drave]

F5 on the top of the cell or GTFO.


F5 off the top only if there is a kickout at 2 or GTFO.

[Lock Jaw]

Jamie Noble, boy!