View Full Version : **OFFICIAL** 2014 NOC Thread - Presented By King Tazz Dan, And Sponsored By Heisenberg, Shinsen, & Poit.
I think Heyman meant to say without a set of testicles.
Paul Heyman was pretty Palpatine in that promo.
Lock Jaw
09-21-2014, 10:22 PM
Cena going to be focusing mainly on the ass tonight
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:23 PM
yappadaoooo
Strike me down...
With all of your hate....
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:23 PM
DO DO DO DO! DO DO DO DO!
RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:23 PM
Cena going to be focusing mainly on the ass tonight
What's new?
Shadrick
09-21-2014, 10:24 PM
Well, it's showing a video package now, so just refresh to catch up.
Do you see Cena running down the ramp now?
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:24 PM
Well.......
HERE COMES THE PAIN!
-Yambag guy.
Do you see Cena running down the ramp now?
In the ring now.
Cena going to be focusing mainly on the ass tonight
yappadaoooo
Shadrick
09-21-2014, 10:25 PM
In the ring now.
okay cool. i think im at a 10 second delay. i can deal with that and refresh if need be. Thanks Poit :y:
dronepool
09-21-2014, 10:26 PM
When Paige tapped, she was technically smacking A.J.'s ass... giggety
Droford
09-21-2014, 10:26 PM
the belt looks weird lesnar actually wearing it
RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:28 PM
When Paige tapped, she was technically smacking A.J.'s ass... giggety
You know who else tapped that ass.
C M Punk
If Cena wins I want a camera on hand for when Owenbrown spontaneously combusts
RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:29 PM
If Cena wins I want a camera on hand for when Owenbrown spontaneously combusts
Cena's gonna tap.
Dukelorange
09-21-2014, 10:29 PM
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/71/715120b9452b96aae00914fc0709edf26498867df8b9ac9cd60c6eb2530171b3.jpg
Droford
09-21-2014, 10:29 PM
lol 1 count on the AA
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:29 PM
Kimura wannalaya
Savio
09-21-2014, 10:30 PM
1
Lock Jaw
09-21-2014, 10:30 PM
Lesnar's legs looking especially skinny and white tonight
Droford
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
Lesnar's gonna get the kimura locked in, Cena will reach the ropes and Brock won't let go..instead he injures the arm and gets DQed
parkmania
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
I still want to know "The Most Highly Anticipated Rematch"...
BY WHO?!?!?!?!?
Tom Guycott
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
Hope this isn't going to have the Rocky III ending. Want Cena to lose, but not for Cena hate, but because what an awesome giant for Daniel Bryan to slay than the man who ended The Streak and stopped SuperCena twice in a row?
Savio
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
2
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:31 PM
Kimura is the new german suplex.
http://oi61.tinypic.com/mbmue1.jpg
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:32 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/jMu0qDyh6xg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:32 PM
3 amigos
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:33 PM
Eddie chant slightly
Ok I want Cena to tap mostly cause it'll make children cry.
RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:34 PM
Ok I want Cena to tap mostly cause it'll make children cry.
And some adults.
Lesnar's legs looking especially skinny and white tonight
He dislikes leg day in the gym.
Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:37 PM
He dislikes leg day in the gym.
His style isn't kick. It's suplex.
His style isn't kick. It's suplex.
10 SUPLEX
20 GOTO 10
Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:39 PM
If they stop the match to make Lesnar stop bleeding, I hope he suplexes everyone.
That STF is not to Lesnar's standards. Kimura for you.
Boy those skinny legs are really hurting him now with the STF. I bet he re-thinks leg days now.
Shisen Kopf
09-21-2014, 10:42 PM
10 SUPLEX
20 GOTO 10
That's pretty basic
Savio
09-21-2014, 10:42 PM
Whoa Cash in?
#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 10:42 PM
lol what?
Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:42 PM
Wait. What?
Droford
09-21-2014, 10:43 PM
oil Rollins cashing in on lesnar? wtf?
owenbrown
09-21-2014, 10:44 PM
fuck you Cena
Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:44 PM
Well. That's one way to end the show. I guess.
Droford
09-21-2014, 10:44 PM
damit
Well at least both came out strong from this match, just wasn't the best result for Lesnar.
#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 10:45 PM
Oh God. Kinda sick of the whole "No cash in because the referee didn't ring the bell!" thing.
Dark One
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
Really awesome first hour or so of the show, and then it just kind of went off the rails. Main event started pretty exciting and a nice evolution from last show, but, ugh, non-ending.
Dukelorange
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
10 SUPLEX
20 GOTO 10
+1
#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
So yeah. That match ending in a DQ because of outside interference is a pretty big sign that it's gonna be Lesnar vs Cena in the cell.
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
No selling Cena shithead caused Seth Rollins the title.
Really awesome first hour or so of the show, and then it just kind of went off the rails. Main event started pretty exciting and a nice evolution from last show, but, ugh, non-ending.
Yeah, I don't really like Lesnar getting a non-ending. :-\
owenbrown
09-21-2014, 10:46 PM
Rollins gonna lose the briefcase to Super Cena
Lock Jaw
09-21-2014, 10:47 PM
A wild Dean Ambrose should have appeared instead of Cena stopping Rollins
Dukelorange
09-21-2014, 10:47 PM
All in all.... it was pretty good.
RVDmark
09-21-2014, 10:47 PM
10 Chant "Bullshit"
20 Goto 10
Tom Guycott
09-21-2014, 10:48 PM
Good enough for me.
#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 10:48 PM
"Don't you feel bad if you paid $54.99 for that ending? You could have experienced this non-finish for just $9.99!"
Savio
09-21-2014, 10:48 PM
4 FUs and a curb stomp and Lesnar still stands, good way to put him over.
Emperor Smeat
09-21-2014, 10:48 PM
So yeah. That match ending in a DQ because of outside interference is a pretty big sign that it's gonna be Lesnar vs Cena in the cell.
Yeup. Wouldn't be surprised if some wacky things happen there as well and the feud extends considering the WWE's circumstances.
A wild Dean Ambrose should have appeared instead of Cena stopping Rollins
Hell, I was expecting Ambrose
Savio
09-21-2014, 10:50 PM
So yeah. That match ending in a DQ because of outside interference is a pretty big sign that it's gonna be Lesnar vs Cena in the cell.
ugh please no.
Tom Guycott
09-21-2014, 10:51 PM
A wild Dean Ambrose should have appeared instead of Cena stopping Rollins
He only had cab fare for one run-in.
4 FUs and a curb stomp and Lesnar still stands, good way to put him over.
Throw in some STFUs as well.
Hell, I was expecting Ambrose
The taxi had its meter running waiting for Ambrose. He had to leave after the first time.
Lock Jaw
09-21-2014, 10:53 PM
"Don't you feel bad if you paid $54.99 for that ending? You could have experienced this non-finish for just $9.99!"
http://i.imgur.com/1wa24eV.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-night-of-champions-2014)
Cesaro-Sheamus was so glorious that they will now have rematches on Raw and SD this week.
Evil Vito
09-21-2014, 10:54 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I do like that Lesnar could feasibly want to kill The Authority now too. Which means, Seth Rollins...</font>
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SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 10:56 PM
Shit. Working 8 days in a row now.
<font color=goldenrod>I do like that Lesnar could feasibly want to kill The Authority now too. Which means, Seth Rollins...</font>
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PxzTTvXDzNU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I hope ,but WWE logic says he ignores what Seth Rollins did cause he's still the champ and they are all heels so Rollins did him a favor in a way and Lesner just goes on to taunt Cena with the fact that he's still champ.
Tom Guycott
09-21-2014, 10:58 PM
My question is if Rollins didn't hit Cena with the case and cashed in *first*, would it have been a triple threat, or would Brock be in two simultaneous matches?
Of course, nobody will have an answer for this much like my scarf question. But it is one of those things they could address in the future with a MITB holder. That and the dropped boat they had from Cody/Sandow where Cody had the original contract from the case, but did nothing with it.
bizarre end to the show
feels like the type of end you do to a RAW not a PPV
parkmania
09-21-2014, 11:01 PM
bizarre end to the show
feels like the type of end you do to a RAW not a PPV
Well, that's what happens when you only have to pay 9.99.
FourFifty
09-21-2014, 11:04 PM
Really was hoping for Seth to win.... I mean, come on. Jack Swagger cashed it it for a win.
rockman725
09-21-2014, 11:07 PM
My question is if Rollins didn't hit Cena with the case and cashed in *first*, would it have been a triple threat, or would Brock be in two simultaneous matches?
Of course, nobody will have an answer for this much like my scarf question. But it is one of those things they could address in the future with a MITB holder. That and the dropped boat they had from Cody/Sandow where Cody had the original contract from the case, but did nothing with it.
Logic tells me that it would become a Triple Threat. I definitely would like to see this happen at some point. It would at least be a change of pace in regards to the cash in.
Emperor Smeat
09-21-2014, 11:09 PM
http://s2.postimg.org/u6sgomnef/Cesaro_v_Sheamus.gif
Innovator
09-21-2014, 11:17 PM
Thank You to all the unknown spirits who kept Cena from the title tonight
Did Jimmy get pinned there?
After reviewing the replay, I have determined that Jey Uso was pinned.
parkmania
09-21-2014, 11:22 PM
After reviewing the replay, I have determined that Jey Uso was pinned.
Nah man. Jimmy sucks (Jey's a'ight).
#1-norm-fan
09-21-2014, 11:36 PM
My question is if Rollins didn't hit Cena with the case and cashed in *first*, would it have been a triple threat, or would Brock be in two simultaneous matches?
Logically, it would be two separate matches. I don't see why it would be a triple threat. Cashing in is for a one on one match
However as soon as the MITB match begins, if Cena hit Lesnar, the Rollins match would end via DQ and vice versa.
Vastardikai
09-21-2014, 11:45 PM
http://s2.postimg.org/u6sgomnef/Cesaro_v_Sheamus.gif
I haven't been paying attention, has been busting out the Waterslide again?
SlickyTrickyDamon
09-21-2014, 11:45 PM
Lordofpain seems to think it was Jey who was pinned too.
That "Ziggler Please" sign was racist as shit
http://i.imgur.com/aNAAa8a.png
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Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 12:47 AM
Ziggler Please sign looks like a California Raisin
James Steele
09-22-2014, 12:49 AM
I enjoyed the show greatly. I want to see Ambrose vs HHH in a No DQ match.
Shadrick
09-22-2014, 12:56 AM
That "Ziggler Please" sign was racist as shit
yeah.
Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 01:01 AM
I enjoyed the show greatly. I want to see Ambrose vs HHH in a No DQ match.
In the long run, really hope this happens. It would definitely be Best for Business.
People here seem to have got over him, but I still feel like CM Punk has left a huge hole to fill on the roster.... and I wouldn't mind seeing Dean Ambrose fill CM Punk's hole.
The kind of Anti-Authority "Outsider"/"Real Person" who seems like a big deal main event player, except he is never actually the main event.
Disturbed316
09-22-2014, 01:52 AM
Cesaro vs Sheamus was brutal, great stuff.
Shadrick
09-22-2014, 01:55 AM
Cesaro vs Sheamus was brutal, great stuff.
I really, really enjoyed that match.
Brock Lesnar vs Cesaro Wrestlemania 31
Maluco
09-22-2014, 04:31 AM
Hated that tbh, what happened at summerslam was so intriguing and unique, both for lesnar as champ and Cena for his character, where would he go, what would he do?
Now just one month later he is hitting AA's at will and back to being the guy he always was.
Disappointing and immediately does away with anything interesting or new they could have done
Enjoyed the main event. I have no reason to complain. Lesnar and Cena told a different story, and it was still believable. Sure, Cena could have sold the left arm (post Kimura lock) more, but he also managed to lift Lesnar for the third AA using only his right arm. Props for that. The STFs, however, looked particularly weak.
That being said, Lesnar didn't lose any of the 'dominant beast' equity. He still was the last man standing, despite 4 AAs, STFs, and the curb stomp.
Let's see what happens at HIAC.
DAMN iNATOR
09-22-2014, 07:52 AM
I love that they're calling Christian a great champion with a storied career. He's been world champion for like a sum total of 22 days, BUT IT COUNTS.
How DARE you question the quality of the career of a man who once threw a fit in the ring @ a WM in his own hometown after losing the European Championship?! :shifty:
He was a great champion - he won the belt by being kicked in the balls.
Nark Order
09-22-2014, 10:44 AM
WWE has been so bad.
Innovator
09-22-2014, 10:49 AM
I'm going to start watching RAW like Garfield without Garfield and just not watching anything involving Cena
Innovator
09-22-2014, 10:50 AM
This way I can feel good about liking Cesaro/Sheamus, tag match, and Hoss Bella without the good taste in my mouth being ruined.
screech
09-22-2014, 10:52 AM
I like that plan
Big Vic
09-22-2014, 10:55 AM
How DARE you question the quality of the career of a man who once threw a fit in the ring @ a WM in his own hometown after losing the European Championship?! :shifty:
That was one of my favorite matches that night, for the ending of DDP congradulating Christian for not losing his temper despite losing the match and then immediately he loses his temper....
Also like 90% of the wrestlers in advertised matches on that card contained future and former World Champs.
Heisenberg
09-22-2014, 10:57 AM
Who's plugging Paige backstage?
Big Vic
09-22-2014, 11:01 AM
R-Truth
Nark Order
09-22-2014, 11:02 AM
Yeah. The midcard matches were good though. It's just insane that I want to stop watching before the main event comes on because I know I'm just going to get angry.
Innovator
09-22-2014, 11:08 AM
Worst case scenario was Cena winning clean with his loose STF, then doing this for 5 minutes:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1563134/john-cena-dancing-o.gif
Hoping we're not heading towards something similar to the Autumn of Abeyance that we had last year, with a bunch of non-finishes.
Big Vic
09-22-2014, 02:46 PM
I Hope Cena comes out and says he lost his smile, retires.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=4563&type=card
Huh. I'm kinda surprised that card was never reprinted.
ron the dial
09-22-2014, 02:50 PM
yeah that's a pretty solid card.
I used it in my ProsBloom deck in high school. It was great when I just needed one more turn to set up.
Damian Rey
09-22-2014, 03:23 PM
Really liked last night's match up until the ending. It does push the feud to HIAC, which should be good. But I wish we had some sort of definitive finish. Lesnar kicking out of another AA would have been awesome, but alas, we have to wait.
drave
09-22-2014, 04:38 PM
F5 on the top of the cell or GTFO.
F5 off the top only if there is a kickout at 2 or GTFO.
Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:15 PM
Jamie Noble, boy!
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