WWE Raw 12/08 featuring THE Slammys, THE BIG GUY Ryback, THE CONCESSIONS Kane, and some rasslin

[ClockShot]

HA HA HA! Chair got 'em.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sabu chair shot.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Has anybody heard Jerry Lawler in awhile?

[ClockShot]

Bray sorta looks legit pissed.

[Droford]

Tables ladders chairs stairs and ambulances

[Corndad]

What happened to King??

[Volare]

Good fucking shit Ambrose!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

PUPPY POWER

[Lock Jaw]

I hope WWE Paige wins

[ClockShot]

Ah. Jerry snuck off to the back.

[Lock Jaw]

She should at least try to steal it

[Volare]

ummmmmmm.... king?

[KIRA]

Comon Seth accept it!

[Tom Guycott]

Dazzler? Someone should post that picture of DB

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brie Mode.

[Kris P Lettus]

I hope Sunny gets the slammy

[Droford]

This is my first real guess but I'm saying Paige

[ClockShot]

Short list.

[Volare]

Above and beyond....inside and outside.....god damn King lol.

[Lock Jaw]

A Bella will probably win it, though.

[Mercenary]

cant wait for cm pu...I mean AJ to win this

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AJ. No questions about it.

[ClockShot]

Vote for E. Someone else.

[owenbrown]

one of the Bellas win

[KIRA]

Alicia not even in the running FUCK!

Getting past that I'll say Paige

[Lock Jaw]

I want WWE Paige to win just so she will be on RAW again

[Tom Guycott]

Again, all these Slammys involving the Bellas are only higlighting how much of a waste that whole angle was. That nobody sees a problem with that withn WWE is a problem in and of itself.

[owenbrown]

It's a heavenly ambulance!!

someone wants their rematch against Vince & Shane McMahon :shifty:

[owenbrown]

I'm starting to think your hatred of Cena is really a coverup for the fact that you're attracted to him

no.... I really hate Cena

[Volare]

Vince jumps out of a Bray Wyatt suit and yells "How did you know!!"

[Corndad]

Titus? LOL

[Simple Fan]

Post #420. AJ Lee's theme song, lets light it up. Smoke em' if you got em'.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Titus lol.

[Lock Jaw]

Yay, WWE Paige was briefly on screen!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Titus? What the fuck?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: random Titus moment.

At least it wasn't a Bella that won.

[Mercenary]

akward hug there....

[owenbrown]

AJ Lee wins :y:

[Volare]

Random ass Titus O'Neal lol.

[Corndad]

I voted for Renee Young.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bayley reference!

[Volare]

AJ just built NXT :D

[Crimson]

Have Titus randomly raise the main event winners' hand tonight

[Savio]

Yes Cena please step down!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You gonna step into a table.

[KIRA]

Aj putting over up and comers :y:

[owenbrown]

yep... Rollins getting fucking buried on Sunday

[Tom Guycott]

Ok... so sounds like Cena's hubris is going to let him put Authority's power on the line as well.

[Corndad]

BIG RED

[Crimson]

Aw no reaction for Rowan

[Volare]

Good promo by Cena.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THE WYATT FAMILY EXPLODES!

[Simple Fan]

Big Red

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Titus O'neil promo on the App

[Mercenary]

oh god the Wyatt family explodes. This will be bigger than the Mega Power exploding.....or maybe not

[Volare]

Post # 420. AJ wins the slammy lets light it up, smoke 'em if you got 'em.



....that's my gimmick.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He stole a Slammy and calls it the best dressed supestar.

[Tom Guycott]

Everytime I see this Manziel Snickers commercial, I keep expecting him to go "I'm A PONY! I'm A PONY!"

[el bobbo]

God damn. Shouldn't they save THIS match for PPV?

[Maluco]

WWE has two potentially great characters on their hands here.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Well here's this match out of nowhere.

[el bobbo]

WWE has two potentially great characters on their hands here.

Two great characters to feed to Cena, again.

[Droford]

The bunny should have his slammy

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is that 1/2 of the Orsrian Portal as a rosebud?

[Maluco]

Some Uso personality and a storyline, I like it, these guys deserve it. Constantly putting on nice matches.

[Volare]

Uso breakup??

[KIRA]

I really want Adam Roses coat for some reason

[Droford]

Mr t better win this

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: this Mr T video package

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WEE-LC!!!

[Droford]

They should have wee l c 2 sunday

[Volare]

MR T LMFAO

[KIRA]

We are grading humor on a Vince thinks it's funny scale so...I probablylaughed at none of the nominees

Then theres Mizdow...

[#1-norm-fan]

The Mr. T thing was genuinely hilarious and deserves this award.

[Tom Guycott]

The only reason. Want Mizdow to win is to be a posible point of contention for him and Miz. Especially if Miz Doesn't get one.

[Simple Fan]

....that's my gimmick.

It was my 420th post, had to post it, Light up every time AJ's music hits on Monday nights. Dont mean to gimmick infringe.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Voted for Mizdow of course.

[Volare]

Awwww shit Mizdow or Mr T.....

[Tom Guycott]

Otherwie, yeah, Mr. T. should win.

[KIRA]

Mr.T made me just go what? Mizdow actually made me laugh plus Mizdow was going nowhere fast now hes incredibly over so Mizdow gets my vote

[Tom Guycott]

Wait... "Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella" looked like DB and Steph

[el bobbo]

Is there a chicken now?

[Tom Guycott]

Yeeeeaaaahhh! This is even better!

[Volare]

MIZDOW YES YES YES YES!

[owenbrown]

lol

[Droford]

Lol we want miz now

[owenbrown]

Miz will thank himself

[Volare]

Miznow...good spin sir!

[Lock Jaw]

.... I was saying Miz Now......

[Lock Jaw]

SHA-TUP

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/evPZSAZ.gif

[Droford]

To the guy with the Rock & Roll Express hof 2015 sign...

Midnight Express > Rock and Roll

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, I didn't know "the American economy" was a nominee. My mistake.

[Volare]

LaaaNaaaaaaaa.....*drool*

[el bobbo]

Swagger on the mic!

[Lock Jaw]

Dunno, last time he attacked Zeb you weren't too concerned and ended the feud

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Biff Vs. Rusev.

[Savio]

"Never let go jack!"

[Simple Fan]

We the People

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh, I didn't know "the American economy" was a nominee. My mistake.

It's doing fine.

[Volare]

We the people chant nice!

[#1-norm-fan]

It's doing fine.

... Thank you for that very serious update on the American economy, STD.

[Tom Guycott]

You didn't break his ankle?

You're a slacker, Mr. Tannen!

[Innovator]

Hey Tessa Blanchard was a rosebud

[Lock Jaw]

WHASSUPPP MUFASA

[Innovator]

Damn Seth is tiny

[el bobbo]

Why do the announcers always harp on about the guest host having a great time and having fun?

[Savio]

people should chant CM Punk

[Lock Jaw]

I miss Ryback being announced from "Sin City"

[Savio]

Seth looks mad nervous.

[KIRA]

Seth Green on jokes I hope King is listening.

[KIRA]

Seth looks mad nervous.

Vince is screaming in his ear about him being "too goddamn small to be WWE material"

[KIRA]

Seth looks like he is genuinely having fun and enjoys being there.

[Lock Jaw]

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[owenbrown]

Vince is too busy screaming at JBL for mentioning the "Stand Back" video

[Volare]

I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.

[owenbrown]

also lol Mizdow :lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

Michael Cole asking about Seth's role in "that horror movie" and getting awkward silence in return. SOMEONE DID THEIR RESEARCH.

[KIRA]

Vince is too busy screaming at JBL for mentioning the "Stand Back" video

Vince over headphones:YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW DARE YOU!

[KIRA]

Seth LOL

[dronepool]

Seth Green is my height.

[#1-norm-fan]

STEAMBOOOOOOAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cesaro Vs. Sami Zayn wins. It's not nominated but fuck you.

[Lock Jaw]

I like the way he said "some of them are good!"

[KIRA]

Cesaro Vs. Sami Zayn wins. It's not nominated but fuck you.

I completely agree.

[Savio]

CM Punk vs Billy Gunn, January 2014

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck that Cena/Wyatt match. He used a trap to win. A trap win might as well be ducttape.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Voted for the Triple Threat match.

[Tom Guycott]

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"Hey, Seth... wanna hear some... poetry?"

[Lock Jaw]

I miss Triple H and Steph on my TV heeling it up

[Tom Guycott]

Cesaro Vs. Sami Zayn wins. It's not nominated but fuck you.

[KIRA]

Voted for the Triple threat would've Voted for Survivor Series but Sting appearing will forever taint that being Dolph's moment IMO

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AKA the last match we saw. Stupid.

[Corndad]

Swagger is beating Rusev at Tribute to Troops. Mark my words.

[#1-norm-fan]

Voted for the Triple threat would've Voted for Survivor Series but Sting appearing will forever taint that being Dolph's moment IMO

I have a feeling the way they follow up with Ziggler's momentum will taint it more.

[Savio]

Shoulda been DBs match.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh there's chicks in the ring.

[Tom Guycott]

Dolph seemed legit stoked to meet Dragon. Kinda like Ambrose getting DDT'd and Damien'd and beaming ear to ear while being "knocked out".

[Lock Jaw]

UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[dronepool]

RVD

[Corndad]

RVD in a TUX???

[Simple Fan]

RVD

[Tom Guycott]

Huh... RVD... Well, now we know why Ambrose's ambulance entrance was so smoky...

[Lock Jaw]

I hope whoever wins tosses RVD off of the stage

[Lock Jaw]

wub wub wub

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Voted for Bork Lazer.

[Tom Guycott]

UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHATTA RUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHH!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[KIRA]

I have a feeling the way they follow up with Ziggler's momentum will taint it more.

Sad but true especially if Vince still thinks he can't make money

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

El Fandango

[Lock Jaw]

"Here to accept the award is Tazz Dan!"

[Corndad]

LOL The Heavy Breathing

[Savio]

She should be called "Fandanga"

[Tom Guycott]

TAFKAFandango exposes that RVD is not a real journalism.

[#1-norm-fan]

THE SLAMMY AWARD WINNING FANDANGO!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Noelle :heart:

[Corndad]

Al from Lima Ohio!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hahaha Al Snow reference.

[#1-norm-fan]

Al from Lima, OH. lol

[Tom Guycott]

Haha! Frank from Chicago, Al from Lima, Scotty from ft. Lauderdale.... I see what you did there, St. Mick!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Who is Scotty from Orlando though?

[Tom Guycott]

Scotty Flamingo

[Lock Jaw]

AWWWWWWWWWWWW HEEEERE WE GO!

SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK

[KIRA]

Dean or Dolph ????

[Tom Guycott]

HULK HOGAN, WE COMMIN' FOR YOU, NIGGA!

[#1-norm-fan]

Most covenant award of the night.

[owenbrown]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/723/497/5df.gif

[KIRA]

ok fine Dean it is

[Lock Jaw]

Daniel Bryan winning. Or Stan Ambrose.

[Corndad]

Rollins for the win. Brock probably should but he's not there. Bryan would have been a shoe in but injury killed that, obviously.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Fuck that Cena/Wyatt match. He used a trap to win. A trap win might as well be ducttape.

Could've been Admiral Ackbar dressed as Cena that night...that would be the ultimate trap.

[Lock Jaw]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Voted for booker t's fave five and his boy dbry

[KIRA]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/723/497/5df.gif

Voting would have to be completely rigged

[Emperor Smeat]

What?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What the fuck?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rigged.

[Droford]

Roman fucking reigns..convenient hes there too

[KIRA]

WHAT????

Dean has been KILLING IT ALL YEAR!

[#1-norm-fan]

Owen definitely has repressed sexual feelings toward Cena that causes him to overstate hatred for him.

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns with the Jeff Hardy pop

[Corndad]

Reigns? C'mon.

[Tom Guycott]

I call bullshit on a Reigns win

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I think these awards have mostly been legitimate voting, but the fix is clearly in on the Reigns win.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

Keep it short. Good job, Reigns.

[KIRA]

The Voting is Bullshit

[owenbrown]

Owen definitely has repressed sexual feelings toward Cena that causes him to overstate hatred for him.

you should be banned for that statement

[Emperor Smeat]

Was legit expecting Cena to win it if they were going for the rigging route and then use it to segment to the main event match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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This has more credibility than Roman Reigns as the Superstar of the Year.

[Lock Jaw]

Was he nominated for breakout star of the year as well?

[Lock Jaw]

Was he nominated for breakout star of the year as well?

To answer my own question.... yes. Yes he was. The Shield was nominated for both breakout star and superstar of the year.

Don't think those two categories should really overlap.

[#1-norm-fan]

you should be banned for that statement

Hmm... I hit a nerve it seems... Interesting...

[#1-norm-fan]

John Cena definitely has the worst nack for winning big matches that any "face of the company" has ever had. JBL is just saying things.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I bet Cena picks up Big Show and the announcers act shocked at his incredible strength even though he's done it 28,000 times before.</font>

[Savio]

Lol DQ again.

[Lock Jaw]

RAW ends in a DQ?! What madness is this?!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol DQ

I ACTUALLY thought for a second they might have an ending to that match.

[Tom Guycott]

Jamie Knoble's shirt should form a tag team with Batista's skinny jeans.

[owenbrown]

fuck you Ziggler

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/GTJ45if.gif

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Dolph is a much better friend to Cena than Cena is to Dolph.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

"Feed me more" chants.

[#1-norm-fan]

THE RYBACK!!!!!!!!

[owenbrown]

Hmm... I hit a nerve it seems... Interesting...

I have made it obvious that I hate John Cena... the fact that you turn it into some sexual innuendo is shitty and you are a dickhead for it and should be banned.

[Lock Jaw]

I like how seemingly nothing has changed after Survivor Series. Still just "the good guys" vs "The Authority guys" but without Triple H and Steph there. And The Authority guys are still just beating the good guys down 90% of the time.

[Savio]

lol at the table break

[Emperor Smeat]

Want to say "ouch" at how Ziggler went face first but then again not sure if it was his face that actually broke the table

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/GTJ45if.gif

*Big Red Rowan Time

[owenbrown]

Yep...Cena wins sunday

[Lock Jaw]

THE RYBACK!!!!!!!!

*The Big Guy Ryback

[Lock Jaw]

I do the Seth Rollins' chest beating a lot these days....

[#1-norm-fan]

"Live on PPV and exclusively on the WWE Netowork"

[#1-norm-fan]

I have made it obvious that I hate John Cena... the fact that you turn it into some sexual innuendo is shitty and you are a dickhead for it and should be banned.

Oh, you've made it obvious. Very obvious. Too obvious...

[#1-norm-fan]

I like how seemingly nothing has changed after Survivor Series. Still just "the good guys" vs "The Authority guys" but without Triple H and Steph there. And The Authority guys are still just beating the good guys down 90% of the time.

And anytime they need an unfair situation for the good guys like Cena being forced to put his #1 contendership on the line, they can just have a heel GM do it anyway. lol

[Lock Jaw]

I'm not a heel, he just brought it on himself by his show of disrespect.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

And anytime they need an unfair situation for the good guys like Cena being forced to put his #1 contendership on the line, they can just have a heel GM do it anyway. lol

Its harder because he won a contracted match. That's a breach of contract.

[Lock Jaw]

Not like it was an iron-clad contract!

[MIZantine Empire]

Did yall see the lol cena wins sign right before the AA on show? It's catching on!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No shit. It's been a thing for like 5 years.

[Droford]

I'm officially starting lolromanwins ™ after tonight

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I thought nobody had favorited my tweet about Sami Zayn and Cesaro being the match of the year but...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> The true <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MatchOfTheYear?src=hash">#MatchOfTheYear</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/iLikeSamiZayn">@iLikeSamiZayn</a> Vs. <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECesaro">@WWECesaro</a> isn't even nominated? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SlammySnub?src=hash">#SlammySnub</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SlammyAwards?src=hash">#SlammyAwards</a></p>&mdash; Ryan Damon (@rdamon1982) <a href="https://twitter.com/rdamon1982/status/542118211500933120">December 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[MIZantine Empire]

No shit. It's been a thing for like 5 years.

Sorry.. don't spend all my free time on the Internet..my bad

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sami Zayn retweeted me. Whoooo!

[Dark One]

Sami Zayn retweeted me. Whoooo!

I understand why you're excited. You're like four steps away from being WWE Champion now, I think.