WWE Raw 12/08 featuring THE Slammys, THE BIG GUY Ryback, THE CONCESSIONS Kane, and some rasslin

[Emperor Smeat]

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The Slammy Awards are upon us! As the WWE Universe votes on all of tonight's categories exclusively on the WWE App, they'll also bear witness as John Cena takes on Big Show in a titanic collision. Put on your Slammys finest as WWE.com previews what’s sure to be a surprise-filled Raw, hosted by TV and film star Seth Green!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Despite <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a>'s numerous requests, The Slammy Award for Diva of the Year will not go to <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk">@CMPunk</a>. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/542044934329491456">December 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Slammy link for any last minute voting needs: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-slammy-awards-voting

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Get your smartphones (or bluestack computer Apps) ready!

[Lock Jaw]

*THE BIG GUY RYBACK

[el bobbo]

King: "Listen to this WWE Universe, they want SHEAMUS to win the Slammy."

[VSG]

Would love some Candy Kane right about now.

[Lock Jaw]

Someone link me to where I can watch the pre-show that isn't a link to the WWE Network

[Droford]

Alex Riley in a tux

[Mercenary]

MMM Rene!

[Droford]

Insult of the year has to be The Rock

[Droford]

And I'm right

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RUSEV CRUSH SLAMMY

[Lock Jaw]

Why hasn't anyone linked me yet

[Mercenary]

....Heyman deserved it more than the catch phrase fuck

[Lock Jaw]

YOU'LL RUE THE DAY

[Lock Jaw]

I'll sever your DNA!

[Mercenary]

diva of the year
NONE OF THESE ARE TRISH!

[Droford]

....Heyman deserved it more than the catch phrase fuck
#moscowmooseknuckle

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sandow was screwed by best Actor Slammy :(

[Droford]

The bunny won Animal of the year

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sell Out Seth wins Sell out of the year.

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Than winning two Slammies.

[Lock Jaw]

They shouldn't have any slammies on the pre-show.... BS.

[Droford]

Usos for Tag Team

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

USSSSSSSSSSSOSSSSSSSS

[Droford]

Droford is 2 for 2..woo

[Mercenary]

booooooooo soooooooo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

When I say slam yall say mmy

SLAM

MMYY

[Droford]

When I say slam..yall say mee

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Surfer Sting in the crowd

[Mercenary]

Why are we cheering for Mark Henry's love interest Sammy?

[Droford]

They shouldn't have any slammies on the pre-show.... BS.

The Slammys should get the HOF treatment and done like they used to do them in the 90s as an actual award show..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Match of the year doesn't have Cesaro Vs. Sammy Zayn from NXT Arrival?

[Droford]

Match of the year doesn't have Cesaro Vs. Sammy Zayn from NXT Arrival?

Zayn won NXT superstar though

[Droford]

Rollins for Breakout star

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Prediction: Rusev.

[Volare]

Yall forgetting this guy...

http://www.bestofbritish.com.au/Uploads/Images/big-red.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Zayn won NXT superstar though

That should have gone to Neville though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yall forgetting this guy...

http://www.bestofbritish.com.au/Uploads/Images/big-red.jpg

Bob Dole?

[Droford]

Dean Ambrose..pft..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DEAN AMBROSE!

[Volare]

No I suck and can't properly put a fucking picture on here.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

vroooooooooooooooom

[Volare]

Yall forgetting this guy...

http://www.bestofbritish.com.au/Uploads/Images/big-red.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Renee accepts on her "friends" behalf.

[Droford]

1/2 the superstar of the year noms are out for various reason

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Seems like Shield members are taking like 95 percent of these awards.

[Volare]

Already an 8-ball in tonight I see STD. :)

[Droford]

The academy of pro wrestling arts and sciences sucks..oh wait

[Droford]

#Rkoouttanowhere has to win

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

999 has to win even though you can't even do a . in a hashtag.

[Poit]

#RKOOuttaNowhere

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Droford is right

[Droford]

3/4 for the preshow

Lol at Rollins

[Mercenary]

Cena vs Sh....ugh

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RDD needed to accept the award .

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena Vs. Show XXX: So very tired

[Droford]

Seems silly to have so many awards if all they do is put 2/3rds of them up on a graphic for 10 seconds

[Volare]

Sky Sports still shows CM Punk in their opening *warning* package.

[Poit]

Cena FINALLY gets his hands on the Big Show tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Seth Green!

[Droford]

Cena Vs. Show XXX: So very tired

Cena vs Big Show first time ever at the Slammys

[Corndad]

Seth Green once Main Evented Raw.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He helped create Slam City or his company did.

[ClockShot]

I totally forgot Seth Green was hosting this.

Ought to be doozy tonight.

[el bobbo]

OH MAN LOOK HOW MUCH FUN SETH GREEN IS HAVING...

[KIRA]

I really miss heel Jerry why did they neuter him ?

[Droford]

Jerry Lawler, winner of the 1996 I'm talking and i can't shut up slammy award

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MizandMizdow!

[#1-norm-fan]

I like Seth Green. He's likeable and he seems to genuinely have fun doing the rasslin' stuff.

[KIRA]

Mizdow looks great in a suit

[Corndad]

Mizdow is money.

[Volare]

MIZDOW IN THE HOUSE!!

[Tom Guycott]

... but not the A-Lister Seth Green deserves right now?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Call me hahaha

[Poit]

Wow, Seth Green is tiny compared to, well, everyone.

He's even shorter than me!

[Droford]

Sting for this is awesome

[ClockShot]

IT'S STING!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Voting open now. Voted for Occupy Raw.

[Volare]

Mizdow is so fucking over.

[Lock Jaw]

I like Seth Green. He's likeable and he seems to genuinely have fun doing the rasslin' stuff.

He also seems not to age

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh shit. That will be awesome.

[ClockShot]

Nice dress, Lillian.

[Corndad]

It won't win but the Austin/Hogan/Rock segment at Mania was pretty awesome.

[Lock Jaw]

This match will end in a no-contest and create a TAG TEAM MATCH for later tonight

[Mercenary]

spoiler Rollins wins

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. I like how this match is just happening right now with no fanfare.

[Volare]

Ziggler and Harper have a chance to steal the show literally.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol. I like how this match is just happening right now with no fanfare.

Its a good match to get the fans into sitting down for 3 hours.

[KIRA]

This should be really good

[Savio]

Can't wait for this match to end in DQ.

[Emperor Smeat]

lol. I like how this match is just happening right now with no fanfare.

Slammy tradition I supposed. Then again could be worse such as having another Harper-Ziggler rematch on top of their upcoming ppv match.

[#1-norm-fan]

Its a good match to get the fans into sitting down for 3 hours.

Lesnar vs Cena would be a good match to do that with too. I'd find it bizarre if they just used it for that purpose though. I know that's an extreme example but the point is certain matches should be treated as more than a throwaway match. After how Survivor Series ended, that match seems like it should have been a bigger deal.

[#1-norm-fan]

Can't wait for this match to end in DQ.

I think I would have preferred that.

[Lock Jaw]

Match really could have been a high-profile PPV match if they cared about keeping Dolph's momentum.

[el bobbo]

Haha. JBL talking about the record books. Like what happened 3 weeks ago matters...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Seth Rollins accepts another Slammy for somebody else.

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha the riser Seth Green has to stand on....

[Droford]

Rollins is just going to accept all the absentee slammys

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rollins freaking out.

Should have been the Mania moment with Hogan, Rock, and Stone Cold.

[Mercenary]

So is Rollins just going to steal all the Slammys....

[KIRA]

Rollins has a point

[Droford]

Sting vs Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton over slammy awards

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, IT'S A NEW GENERATION!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

2015 Faction* of the year. The New Day!

*They will be the only faction of 2015.

[KIRA]

Goddamnit :o:mad:

[Droford]

Tweeting pics from the entrance..

[#1-norm-fan]

New Day >>>>> Usos

[ClockShot]

Still ought to be using The Legacy theme.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Somebody actually made a New Day sign.

[Droford]

2015 Faction* of the year. The New Day!

*They will be the only faction of 2015.

The new day won't even make it to the new year

[Maluco]

Was hoping New Day would reveal what they were about, but I think what we are seeing is everything.

[Lock Jaw]

New Day >>>>> Usos

Incorrect.

[Tom Guycott]

If Rollins weren't Mr. MitB, he could pull off the Owen Hart gimmick of basically being "Mr. Slammy"

[Lock Jaw]

Breakout Star and Tag Team of the year definitely should have been on TV. Those are important ones.

[el bobbo]

Somebody actually made a New Day sign.

It's a plant.

[Tom Guycott]

Was hoping New Day would reveal what they were about, but I think what we are seeing is everything.

I think that may have been a possibility... but certain racial socio-political goings-on put a halt on any "angry black men" gimmick, 'lest they suffer the same fate as Muhammed Hassan.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Get the WWE Network and it will be on your tv set.

[Droford]

Bo Dallas + new day = ratings

[#1-norm-fan]

Incorrect.

The crowd never doesn't say "new day" when they say "new day", bro. Usos are U-so 2013.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Originally The New Day was named Urban Smurfs. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/542128598967001088">December 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Death of a star(dust)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

PEOPLE POWER!

[ClockShot]

JOHNNY ACE IS ON THE CASE!

[Tom Guycott]

It's a plant.

:insert pic of Ms. Scarlet:
"I thought men like you were called a *fruit*."

[el bobbo]

Johnny ACE!!!

[Tom Guycott]

And Johnnymania is running mild

[Droford]

Mr personality

[Volare]

Kofi gettin high as usual.

[owenbrown]

PEOPLE POWER!

[Corndad]

New Day seems like such a Superstars or Main Event Stable. About 2 months or so will be on those 2 shows exclusively. I REALLY hope they prove me wrong.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sting duh.

[ClockShot]

I really do miss John Laryngitis.

[Lock Jaw]

ACE CRUSHER OUTTA NOWHERE!!

[Volare]

#ACECRUSHEROUTTANOWHERE

[KIRA]

Was hoping New Day would reveal what they were about, but I think what we are seeing is everything.

I know :(:'(

[Droford]

Surprise return has to be Warrior as ironic as that would be

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nvm Sting isn't nominated.

[Volare]

Dammit LJ lol

[Tom Guycott]

... only if he dresses as Super Dave. Then, I would cosign Mr. Ace making a comback.

Also, Batista's skinny jeans should get their own slammy independent of Bats.

[Lock Jaw]

The Rock the only one that was actually a "surprise"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Voted for the Ultimate Warrior.

[Corndad]

Hope Warrior wins this.

[Lock Jaw]

ULTIMATE WARRIIIIIAAAAAAAAA

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They need to make the voting buttons bigger. Hard to tell who you actually voted for.

[Volare]

You voted for Zack Ryder.

[Droford]

Surprise death is also Warrior

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Rock the only one that was actually a "surprise"

It was a surprise that he did the promo and a year before it was a surprise he would be back to accept HOF.

[KIRA]

Who did Batista surprise? They had been advertising his return the only real shock was his horrible taste in clothes.

[Corndad]

Who did Batista surprise? They had been advertising his return the only real shock was his horrible taste in clothes.

HE was surprised how much he was booed...

[Droford]

I'm 5 for 6 tonight, on a roll

[ClockShot]

Paulie's here. That means only 1 thing.........

[KIRA]

"The Ultimate Warrior couldn't be here to except his award tonight"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Seth Rollins is too far away to take the Slammy for the Warrior.

[Tom Guycott]

So, both Blade Runners won a Slammy, and neither were here to accept their award.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Paulie's here. That means only 1 thing.........

That Brock Lesnar isn't there.

[Lock Jaw]

The WARRIOR SPIRIT flows through my veins!!!! *vigorously shakes computer*

[Corndad]

Rollins, Brock won't be there for a while... Calm your tits.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HOLY SHIT CHARLOTTE

[Corndad]

No shit!

[Tom Guycott]

shit Charolotte!

[ClockShot]

Flair's daughter. This is a surprise.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Droford]

Hey an nxt match..just not who you were expecting

[owenbrown]

This Sunday... watch Seth Rollins get buried by John Cena in a Tables match

[KIRA]

HOLY SHIT CHARLOTTE

[Volare]

Heyman motivation nice!

[Droford]

To be the man you have to be a man..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Divas Match of the Year Re-match next. Fuck yeah.

[Corndad]

Vs Nattie even. DAMN. Alright then!

[Volare]

HEADS UP DIVAS THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!

[Lock Jaw]

Charlotte vs Nattie.... their previous match could be up for one of the matches of the year.

[Simple Fan]

Hope Charlotte wins

[Poit]

Divas Match of the Year Re-match next. Fuck yeah.

Wait, Bayley is on Raw too?

[Volare]

Thank god they let her keep her theme. Sounds so good.

[Droford]

Raw apparently not ready for the boss

[Lock Jaw]

I am so far behind on NXT.... need to get my computer up and running again.... especially since I hear they have another special this week.... I think last I watched was only a few weeks past their last special.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wait, Bayley is on Raw too?

Bayley is hurt.

[Tom Guycott]

Seriously, though, everyone makes fun of how much Nattie supposedly looks like Anvil, but Charlotte looks like her dad from the early 80's with makeup and more height. And actual fun to look at tits.

[Emperor Smeat]

Was not expecting Charlotte to get the nod for the NXT Showcase match.

[Volare]

.....tits.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tyson Kidd is a total Ennis.

[Tom Guycott]

Yeah, I heard her the first time too!

[Poit]

Bayley is hurt.

I know. :'(

[Volare]

You know that glitch thing in the NXT promo seems like a plant.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Boooooo

[ClockShot]

I expected that match to be longer, and have more to it.

[Poit]

That was unexpected.

[Lock Jaw]

Far cry from their last match....

[Corndad]

Nattie gets her win back

[Volare]

Tyson Kidd is a total Ennis.

http://www.setcelebs.com/images/mike-enos-04.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Should have been Joey Styles.

[ClockShot]

Time to plug the movie.

[#1-norm-fan]

Well now I really wanna watch that chick match on NXT.

[Mercenary]

go away Santino

[Droford]

Omg moment is streak ending

6/7

[Volare]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Tom Guycott]

Tyson Kidd is a total Ennis.

But his shirt is fan fucking tastic

[Simple Fan]

That was awful

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Santino is amazing.

[Mercenary]

Raw is Squash matches tonight

[KIRA]

Santino is gold

[Savio]

This is the first Raw i watched in a month i think.....


Brock/Taker should def win this.

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins should win.... was legit shocked and appalled and "upset" for months after about it.

[Tom Guycott]

Seth actually *wins* this Slammy, and he refuses to take this one

[Lock Jaw]

Bella Betrayal that means nothing already

[Droford]

Trips should have had a plan C at Survivor Series

[Corndad]

This was awesome by Bray. Totally forgot that happened lol

[Lock Jaw]

Scratch that, BRRRROCK LESNAR should win

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brock has my vote.

[ClockShot]

Sad day when The Shield broke up. :'(

[ClockShot]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LES-NAR should win this.

[Emperor Smeat]

This was awesome by Bray. Totally forgot that happened lol

Too bad that whole moment got shrugged off later in the night by Cena or a week later. Forgot exactly when Cena just ignored the kids turning on him.

[Tom Guycott]

Damn, Heyman's "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" was the best part of the moment, and they cut it frm the pacage.

[Volare]

I just got goosebumps from the ref counting 3 on Taker.

[Tom Guycott]

Bella Betrayal that means nothing already

Exactly

[KIRA]

I want Rollins to try to except a Divas category Slammy

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pretty good list but Brock has to be the winner. A moment 24 years in the making.

[Corndad]

Too bad that whole moment got shrugged off later in the night by Cena or a week later. Forgot exactly when Cena just ignored the kids turning on him.

Probably one of the reasons I forgot it. Cena tends to do that a lot.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bella Betrayal that means nothing already

It was nothing to begin with now it's just over.

[Lock Jaw]

It was nothing to begin with now it's just over.

.... It was clearly something to begin with.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just a way for Stephanie to win the match and end the feud.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Here comes the Slammy!

[#1-norm-fan]

At the very least, they're having Show vs Cena main event a Raw after such a major moment instead of following it up with a "meh" match like Ziggler scoring the deciding fall on Rollins.

Definitely gonna end in a DQ though.

[Corndad]

Well that was a short speech. The hell.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn... thought Wyatt was interrupting Heyman... turns out it was just an incredibly short acceptance.

[el bobbo]

If anyone gets mad at the winners of any Slammy awards, just remember that it's like getting mad at the MTV Video Music Awards.

[KIRA]

Why did the crowd clap along die I loved that

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well that was a short speech. The hell.

He's going to be out a few times to accept alot more awards.

[el bobbo]

Damn... thought Wyatt was interrupting Heyman... turns out it was just an incredibly short acceptance.

They're not planning anything cool tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Dammit. I thought Wyatt was coming out to confront Heyman for some weird reason. That confrontation would have been fucking golden.

[owenbrown]

99.999999999999999999999999% chance CENAWINSLOL wins Super(Cena)star of the Year award

[Lock Jaw]

If it was such a precious chair, probably shouldn't have been lugging it around the country/world.

[Tom Guycott]

And who called that being Sister Abagail's chair?

[Emperor Smeat]

Bray's going to steal Ambrose's Slammy?

[Volare]

Abigale's chair....oh shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bray's going to steal Ambrose's Slammy?

Gonna steal his name as the Titty Master.

[#1-norm-fan]

Did Wyatt just say "You are all smarks"? lol

[Tom Guycott]

Did Wyatt just say "You are all smarks"? lol

I was just about to ask

[Lock Jaw]

BIG POPPA PUMP IN THE HOUSE!!!

[ClockShot]

Cesaro got new music?

[Droford]

They should involve stairs in the match too

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did Wyatt just say "You are all smarks"? lol

Thought he said swarms.

[KIRA]

99.999999999999999999999999% chance CENAWINSLOL wins Super(Cena)star of the Year award

I'm starting to think your hatred of Cena is really a coverup for the fact that you're attracted to him

[Lock Jaw]

Who equipped that ambulance with a smoke machine? Seems like a bad idea for an ambulance to have.

[KIRA]

Epic camera shot of Ambrose in the ambulance

[Simple Fan]

Ambrose hot boxed the hell out of that ambulance

[Volare]

HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!

[Tom Guycott]

BIG POPPA PUMP IN THE HOUSE!!!

Oh shit, Taxi Master upps is entrance game to an ambulance. For TLC, he'll bring a firetruck. By Mania, he"l arrive by harrier.

[Volare]

It's a heavenly ambulance!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ouch