Monday Night Raw - 12/01/15 **Macho Edition**

[Corndad]

Yup. Called that one from a mile away.

[owenbrown]

Korporate Kane (Knight)

[owenbrown]

that should be his username :shifty:

[Shisen Kopf]

Korporate Kane (Knight)

That's racist

[owenbrown]

Get the Foot Locker guys off of Daniel Bryan

[Innovator]

best part of that segment, Bryan can go again

[Lock Jaw]

So what does Bryan do at Mania if he doesn't win the Rumble? (Which isn't likely)

[Lock Jaw]

Bryan vs Rollins?

[owenbrown]

So Cena's winning then huh? :nono:

[el bobbo]

Damn. That was a good staredown.

[Lock Jaw]

Then what does Dean Ambrose do at Mania? Or Randy Orton?

Ambrose/Bryan/Orton/Rollins four-way orgy?

[Emperor Smeat]

So what does Bryan do at Mania if he doesn't win the Rumble? (Which isn't likely)

Bryan vs Kane with Dr Shelby as special guest ref.

[Lock Jaw]

WWE Paige!!

[RVDmark]

So Cena's winning then huh? :nono:

Of course, do you really expect Austin vs Brock for the title?

[Droford]

Lol Tysons shirt

[Shisen Kopf]

How long until pointing season. That's so exciting.

[Poit]

Then what does Dean Ambrose do at Mania? Or Randy Orton?

Ambrose/Bryan/Orton/Rollins four-way orgy?

... yes?

[Innovator]

Breaking Bad is on, out on RAW

[Ruien]

Why is it unlikely D Bryan will not win at the rumble? Does not seem like his chances are that far off.

[Corndad]

Then what does Dean Ambrose do at Mania? Or Randy Orton?

Ambrose/Bryan/Orton/Rollins four-way orgy?

Rollins vs Orton with a possible Rollins cash in at end of the Night?

Ambrose I'm really not sure. I'm afraid will get lost in shuffle after this Bray Wyatt mess of a feud. Wished they still had MITB at Mania. Would be a perfect place for him to go over.

Bryan I'm sure will be decided how he feels after a few matches. Probably why he will have segments like he just had and matches before Rumble.

[Innovator]

Why is it unlikely D Bryan will not win at the rumble? Does not seem like his chances are that far off.

If Brock doesn't resign, I can see Vince wanting to stick it to him and have him lose to "a little guy" on his way out

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Hall of Fame is now complete. Time to build a site. Oh Yeah dig it!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NO MORE QUESTIONS!

[Lock Jaw]

Main event video package

[Volare]

ROLLERMACKA WANTS HIS REVENGE MATCH DAMMIT!

[Lock Jaw]

Was looking at my computer screen, heard the screech of The Ascension's music, thought it was CM Punk.

[KIRA]

Watch the induction turn into a hogan promo srgment

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bahhhhh fuck off @ Hogan inducting Savage

Not surprising really but dammit I wanted Leapin' Lanny</font> :(

[Emperor Smeat]

Hoagn better not get the jealous eyes over Macho's HoF ring during the speech.

[Droford]

Its jobber squashing time

[Lock Jaw]

Booker T trying to get them over at least.

[Emperor Smeat]

The small guy jobber's attire looks like TMNT stuff.

[Ruien]

LOL at JBL.

[Corndad]

Ambrose is beyond the shit.

[KIRA]

I think the Ascension are gonna make Booka Ts fave five

[Droford]

Lol

[Volare]

What in the hell Amborse. (lmfao)

[KIRA]

:heart: Ambrose

[Droford]

Ambrose wouldnt have pulled that on Dr Shelby

[Poit]

... I sit down to pee.

[Volare]

I'm going to be laughing at the line all week.

[Lock Jaw]

... I sit down to pee.

Explain yourself

[Lock Jaw]

Lana's hair not as impeccable as usual.... stray hairs everywhere.....

[Poit]

Explain yourself

I need privacy to pee, so I generally can't use urinals. So, when I'm out in public, I always use a stall to pee, and I just got used to always sitting down to pee.

[Droford]

Rusev turning Italian

[Corndad]

This would be a nice spot for Ambrose at Mania. Give first loss to Rusev.

[Lock Jaw]

I need privacy to pee, so I generally can't use urinals. So, when I'm out in public, I always use a stall to pee, and I just got used to always sitting down to pee.

When I'm in public, I will avoid the stalls as much as I can.... afraid of GERMS..... Like if there is only one urinal, I will wait for it to become available rather than go pee in a stall....

[Lock Jaw]

This would be a nice spot for Ambrose at Mania. Give first loss to Rusev.

Would certainly pay him back for jobbing out to Rollins/Wyatt. Also better than Cena doing it.

But then what does Cena do at Mania!?

[KIRA]

What I love about Ambrose his sense of continuity hence the leg

[owenbrown]

Would certainly pay him back for jobbing out to Rollins/Wyatt. Also better than Cena doing it.

But then what does Cena do at Mania!?

Win the title :|

[Droford]

Wouldnt it suck to pin Rusev in a non title match lol

[Lock Jaw]

Woo! More of making Ambrose look weak!

I have decided that he NEEDS to beat Rusev at Wrestlemania.

But then what does Ryback do?!

[el bobbo]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

to Dean.

fuck.

[Lock Jaw]

Someone kicked his leg out of his leg

[Lock Jaw]

Who flips the table....

My money is on Cena....

[Volare]

SILENT FOR CENA LMFAO!!!

[Corndad]

Who flips the table....

My money is on Cena....


Gonna go on a thin limb and go Heyman ;)

[Lock Jaw]

Silent for Lesnar too

[Corndad]

Cena kinda feels like the third wheel.

[owenbrown]

Noble has an IFB in his ear? :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Official security gear. Needs to be "in touch".

[KIRA]

Let the heels take each other out?

[Emperor Smeat]

Really hope Rollins cashes in at the Rumble regardless if he's successful or not just because its something that hasn't been done yet with the case.

If he's successful, makes him look even bigger as a heel and if not, makes Lesnar look even more beast worthy going into Mania (assuming Cena doesn't win and another Sandow moment occurs).

[owenbrown]

really seeing LOLCENAWINS coming from about 500 miles away

[Lock Jaw]

Cena no-selling that German Suplex.

Sold the magnet boots on Rollins' shoes, though....

[Droford]

Rollins cash in now?

[KIRA]

Cena completely no sold that suplex

[Lock Jaw]

Lesnar no selling the magnets on Rollins' feet, though

[owenbrown]

CASH IT IN! CASH IT IN!

[Volare]

I'm diggin Rollins right there.

[Corndad]

Rollins looks like a damn beast after that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that curb stomp to Lesnar.

[KIRA]

Rollins cash in now?

You'd think

[el bobbo]

Fucking curbstomp to LESNAR.

[Lock Jaw]

For real, though, don't know how Cena can sell the curb-stomp so terribly..... makes me angry every time he takes it..... why does he jump up?

[Emperor Smeat]

Not a big surprise considering Cena's had a bad problem selling moves well or even correctly for years.

He probably thinks adding more height makes the stomp look better even though it looks really ridiculous having both guys jump at the same time.

[Kingofdaswing]

For real, though, don't know how Cena can sell the curb-stomp so terribly..... makes me angry every time he takes it..... why does he jump up?

I was just coming in to say the exact same thing. The way Cena takes the curb stomp is beyond retarded. Why would anyone jump in the air before being hit with it? Lesnar took it the way you are supposed to take it.

Rollins was the star of the show hands down. Great performance by him once again.

[Lock Jaw]

I bet Seth Rollins is George Costanza's favourite wrestler

[Bobholly138]

One of the first Raws I have really enjoyed in months. Mike Dell was great as Ambrose's Shrink. Then it was a blast watching Bu Ku Dao and Socorro get destroyed by the Acension. Still wondering what local indy guys/gals they used for the Rosebuds.

[Hanso Amore]

One of the first Raws I have really enjoyed in months. Mike Dell was great as Ambrose's Shrink. Then it was a blast watching Bu Ku Dao and Socorro get destroyed by the Acension. Still wondering what local indy guys/gals they used for the Rosebuds.

Fag

[Dark One]

So, I'd say it's safe to call Seth Rollins a legit main eventer now. Yeah, sure, it took like twelve guys for him to beat Cena, but shit, that's far from guaranteed and he just stood tall after a contract signing with BROCK LESNAR AND JOHN CENA.

That's a pretty big fucking deal.

And it's been really pretty organic. It's not like a Curtis Axel kind of deal where they fed him major players in the hopes it would stick. For all the shit we give them about making new stars, they've done a pretty damn good job with Rollins.

That said, still super angry they're basically wasting all of the momentum Ambrose has/had, but hey, one out of two. That's better than I'd expect.

[Damian Rey]

Was it me, or did Lesnar look really loopy after that curb stomp?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I bet Seth Rollins is George Costanza's favourite wrestler

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[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm hoping Dolph Ziggler actually costs John Cena the title match at the Royal Rumble, and that leads to a Cena vs. Ziggler program that could actually be quite interesting.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm hoping Dolph Ziggler actually costs John Cena the title match at the Royal Rumble, and that leads to a Cena vs. Ziggler program that could actually be quite interesting.

Dolph is way too over right now to switch him though. Should either be Rowan or the Ryback.

[Clerk]

Dolph is way too over right now to switch him though. Should either be Rowan or the Ryback.


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[Heisenberg]

shout out to the stumbling dude they filmed for a spot on Bourbon street

[erickman]

Need Black Machismo

yeah i wish wwe would have hired jay just for this none of the wwe wrestlers can do savage kane was the best and he did'nt even try.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I dunno man, I dig the Seth Rollins theme.

Also, Seth Rollins is slowly becoming my favorite, I think.

[drave]

I dunno man, I dig the Seth Rollins theme.

Also, Seth Rollins is slowly becoming my favorite, I think.

They have done very well at building up his heel heat and credibility. He has managed to be the top asshole since The Shield was broken up. He will continue to be a thorn in everyone's side until he has that title. Then I can see him cheating his way to victories, having the authority stack the deck against his opponents, etc.

Hope he just keeps on with what he is doing now until his name make people sick. WWE is in desperate need of credible heels at the moment.

[XL]

Did this Raw seem to drag for anybody else? Feels like I've been watching forever, and I've been watching without commercials.

Maybe it was the way they dragged out the Main Event angle throughout the whole night. Maybe I'm just tired? Just seemed to never end.

[KIRA]

Did this Raw seem to drag for anybody else? Feels like I've been watching forever, and I've been watching without commercials.

Maybe it was the way they dragged out the Main Event angle throughout the whole night. Maybe I'm just tired? Just seemed to never end.

Yea slow here and there It took everything I had not to black out during storytime with Roman Reigns.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You'd think

Nah too many bodies in the way to rush in. Cena would wake up and break that shit up. He'd have hit them both with like 3 curbs to keep down Super Cena and The Beast.

[KIRA]

THE FUCK Booker T replaced by fuckin Corey Graves FUCK!VINCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT I hope you die.

[Fignuts]

dude

chill

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THE FUCK Booker T replaced by fuckin Corey Graves FUCK!VINCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT I hope you die.

Corey Graves is fucking amazing as an analyst.

[KIRA]

dude

chill

But he was so awesome his unintelligible raspy voice was so much fun and there are times he makes a good point on commentary but most of all I won't know who is in this years fave five .

What the fuck does Graves have over Booker T ?
:mad::mad::rant:

Besides being able to be understood?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Booker is on the Raw announce team. It's a promotion.

BUT

Intelligence, clarity of message, actually knowing the superstars, no dumb catch phrases.

[KIRA]

:'(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Also he knows how to own Alex Riley hard.

[Clerk]

Cole/JBL/Booker are a great announce team. Best ever.