Monday Night Raw - 12/01/15 **Macho Edition**

[Tazz Dan]

Tune into Monday Night Raw to see the Authority run havoc, John Cena deal with his emotional side for getting his friends fired, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage Inducted into the 2015 WWE Hall of Fame!!!!

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[Shadrick]

OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Tazz Dan]

I hope they make a HUGE deal about this tonight.

[Tazz Dan]

I can't help but say tonight, even though Raw starts at 12pm Tuesday afternoon here lol

[VSG]

More like International date convention Edition AMIRITE?

[Lock Jaw]

DIG IT!!!

[KIRA]

Damn I WAS GONNA MAKE A THREAD and I had a better title than Macho edition

oh well

[kareru]

interested to see what stephanie thinks, OOOH YEAH

[Emperor Smeat]

Suddenly have the urge to eat Slim Jims now.

[kareru]

Suddenly have the urge to eat Slim Jims now.

i have the sudden urge to fap to that gorgeous George video

[McLegend]

Unreal Macho Man isn't in the Hall OF Fame already.

[Tazz Dan]

Damn I WAS GONNA MAKE A THREAD and I had a better title than Macho edition

oh well

You snooze, you lose. I actually had other titles in mind also, but decided to focus on the serious side of rasslin. As the great Glynn 'Shisen' Kopf once stated, e=mc(rasslin. R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's rasslin)

[Tazz Dan]

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[kareru]

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goin to rasslin

[Tazz Dan]

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[kareru]

I had a date with taylor swift, but i said "honey there's a rift" i'm goin to rassin, GOIN TO RASSLIN

[Tazz Dan]

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[el bobbo]

I can't help but say tonight, even though Raw starts at 12pm Tuesday afternoon here lol

You truly live in Bizarro World... lol.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena was really broken up about it post-raw. He beat Seth Rollins in a post-raw match and celebrated like nothing happened.

[Lock Jaw]

Would be funny if they just continued to have Cena not care about his "team".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Macho Man is now going to be in the hall of fame to finally put the debate to Rest.
To find a man more deserving we would be hard pressed.

Randy Savage will always be the best.
You can take your Hogans, Flairs, and Michaels. Randy Poffo stands above the rest.

[Lock Jaw]

Until they come back and get massive cheers, and Cena shows up to reflect in their glory.

[Kingofdaswing]

It's a shame this show will get crazy low ratings. The National Championship, among other great shows on TV, hockey, I just can't come up with an argument to actually watch wrestling as opposed to the other things on my TV. The product has been beyond shit.

[VSG]

Until they come back and get massive cheers, and Cena shows up to reflect in their glory.

I need to know why you are the support for the PWW boobs.

[Lock Jaw]

I support one and all.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Scott Stanford!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

COREY GRAVES!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

...Alex Riley.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does Sethy cash in tonight to change the game?

[el bobbo]

I'm watching some pre-show thing on my stream that is hosted by Renee Young. And god damn, she is the best thing about WWE programming. I don't even have the sound on.

[RVDmark]

Finally...

RVDMark has come back to the live thread.

'sup.

[Lock Jaw]

Show going to suck without THE BIG GUY Ryback on it.......

[Corndad]

Still loving they used Lex Luger's old theme last week on this Cena Celebration lol

[Lock Jaw]

Woo! Opening pyro!

[ClockShot]

Gonna ride this out until we get to the "big announcement".

[Corndad]

Man. He sure looks upset.

[ClockShot]

No boo's. He got Ryback and Zigs fired.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The chump is hurrr.

[ClockShot]

And this is gonna feel reallllllllly weird with Booker T taking over Jerry's spot from here on out.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Never Give up. Unless Edge's neck is about to get broke. Then give up.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[GD]

Going to "attempt" to watch RAW tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

They filed Dolph Ziggler!

[ClockShot]

#FireCena

[GD]

After listening to Roman Reigns "speak", I have a new found respect for Cena's "mic skills".

[Droford]

Plan B only seems to benefit Cena

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

but at least they can still play a mean pinball Cena.

[Lock Jaw]

Cena giving up and quitting

[Emperor Smeat]

So Cena wants to pull a Lesnar now.

[Corndad]

Yeah cause the Show hasn't been without a World Champion for MONTHS now lol

[ClockShot]

So, Cena's threatening to be Lesnar?

[Droford]

As if it hasnt been sitting at home for the last 4 months

[Savio]

Its been sitting at home for the past 4/5 months, lol

[GD]

I am glad to see Stephanie McMahon. I might go ahead and buy her fitness "DVD" via iTunes.

[ClockShot]

Trips got the Red Tie on. He's out for blood tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That one is for girls. There's a Triple H one for men.

[Droford]

5th annual Busted Open Award female of the year winner Stephanie McMahon!

[owenbrown]

#lolcenawins #cenasucks #firecena

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#authoritysucks gonna be stolen by ISIS.

[Lock Jaw]

Steph much better than HHH on the mic these days

[Tazz Dan]

Going to "attempt" to watch RAW tonight.

If it's such a chore, I'd just give it a miss :y:

[Tazz Dan]

#SlammyAwards

[ClockShot]

What's the catch?

[GD]

I love how "short" the opening segment is.

[Droford]

RUSEV?

[GD]

If it's such a chore, I'd just give it a miss :y:

I haven't complained on the internet for a while.

[owenbrown]

have they been reading TPWW?!

[GD]

I have never heard a crowd get excited for a "lumberjack" match.

[Droford]

Lumberheel match

[GD]

have they been reading TPWW?!

Hey "owenbrown" ! That Cena guy, am I right?

[Lock Jaw]

I don't see a single lumberjack in the bunch.... where's Daniel Bryan....

[Corndad]

I have a feeling they are gonna stack the heck out of this show to go against the National Title Game.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I have never heard a crowd get excited for a "lumberjack" match.

You didn't see SummerSlam then. Too bad for you.

[owenbrown]

pretty loaded for the December 1st, 2015 Monday Night Raw :shifty:

[GD]

You didn't see SummerSlam then. Too bad for you.

Fuck! Did I just lose all of my "IWC cred" ???

[Lock Jaw]

I have a feeling they are gonna stack the heck out of this show to go against the National Title Game.

How stacked can it be without THE BIG GUY Ryback....

[Droford]

I have a feeling they are gonna stack the heck out of this show to go against the National Title Game.

Shame theyre using Bryans return to boost ratings for a taped show on thursday

[Tazz Dan]

I haven't complained on the internet for a while.

Was just saying, if you need to "attempt" to watch the show, you probably don't really want to.

[GD]

lol...is Hunter a "lumberjack" now?

[el bobbo]

Can Cena defeat the odds with all of these lumberjacks outside of the ring?

[Droford]

Curtis Axel on raw

[Tazz Dan]

Shame theyre using Bryans return to boost ratings for a taped show on thursday

Isn't Smackdown live this week? I think I read that somewhere.

[GD]

Justin Gabriel is a very effective "heel".

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't even know Gabriel was a heel... I know he turned on NXT, but I think he worked as a face since then....

[GD]

Justin Gabriel is not doing the "Alicia Fox" gimmick.

[el bobbo]

Just saw an ad for Brooklyn 9/9 on my stream. To anyone in the UK who has to watch that, I am sorry.

[Droford]

Isn't Smackdown live this week? I think I read that somewhere.

Its being taped tomorrow in Baton Rouge

[ClockShot]

They made a Scorpion King 4? First time I've heard of it.

[Tazz Dan]

Its being taped tomorrow in Baton Rouge

Okay then, my bad.

[Lock Jaw]

They made a Scorpion King 4? First time I've heard of it.

Saw that "promoted" on Netflix and thought "They made a Scorpion King 3?"

[KIRA]

Justin Gabriel is not doing the "Alicia Fox" gimmick.

Thats because he can't and any attempt would just be a watered down piece of crap next to her.

[Tazz Dan]

"Dave" "can" "you" "please" "stop" "with" "this" "?" It's" "hurting" "my" "head" ":("

[GD]

If I were Cena, I would try to win via "disqualification".

[Poit]

Justin Gabriel is a very effective "heel".

When he's a heel, I like the evil smile he does before hitting the 450. But I can't really think of any other overtly heelish thing he's done.

[GD]

"Dave" "can" "you" "please" "stop" "with" "this" "?" It's" "hurting" "my" "head" ":("

Okay.

[KIRA]

He was posessed by the spirit of Juan Cena for that dive

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What does Cena lose if he loses this match?

[Lock Jaw]

I like how Barrett ran to get hit by Cena

[GD]

I love how the superkick is being used so frequently.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I love how the superkick is being used so frequently.

It's no Superkick. It's Avada Kadavera.

[GD]

What does Cena lose if he loses this match?

The kids will hate him for it. They won't buy his merchandise.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

nice powerbomb lol

[GD]

It's no Superkick. It's Avada Kadavera.

Cool.

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[KIRA]

It's no Superkick. It's Avada Kadavera.

The killing curse....wait why the fuck do I know that?

[Lock Jaw]

Because a lot of people do?

[Emperor Smeat]

Can a lumberjack match end in DQ or no contest?

Trying to think of some sort of wacky way the match ends without anyone winning.

[KIRA]

Booker T is so great its refreshing.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why is Big Show not helping at all?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can a lumberjack match end in DQ or no contest?

Trying to think of some sort of wacky way the match ends without anyone winning.

Yes but its supposed to be only if they enter the ring and attack.

[Lock Jaw]

Noble humping Rollins

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rollins and J&J celebrations

[ClockShot]

"Buy TNA" sign in the crowd. :lol:

[GD]

I am surprised that Cena lost to Seth Rollins. According to TPWW poster owenbrown, he never loses.

[owenbrown]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[GD]

Why is Big Show not helping at all?

Ha! Good one! You always crack me up, SlickyTrickyDamon :rofl:

[KIRA]

I kinda enjoy the fact that all of the faces are getting curb-stomped(no pun intended) every week.

[Shisen Kopf]

Seth Rollins music is horrible. Give him some Duran Duran. He looks like a guy who likes Duran Duran.

[Droford]

Contract signing main event... Yay

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What if Big Show punched him so hard he doesn't remember his name/signature?

[dronepool]

Where's King? Just got home... sorta ignored RAW in the backround last week out of boredom.

[Shisen Kopf]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

POTY 2015

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Where's King? Just got home... sorta ignored RAW in the backround last week out of boredom.

Diverticulitis forced them to change the lineup. He'll be a Smackdown guy when he is healthy enough.

[KIRA]

Seth Rollins music is horrible. Give him some Duran Duran. He looks like a guy who likes Duran Duran.

I think he and CMPunk share similar taste in music so it kinda fits him but yeah it is crappy.

[GD]

Seth Rollins music is horrible. Give him some Duran Duran. He looks like a guy who likes Duran Duran.

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#NeverForget

[GD]

The dude from Mad Max looks like Ambrose

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[ClockShot]

Ambrose & a Shrink. This is gonna be goooooooooooooooooooooood.

[Droford]

Dr Corbit is no Dr Shelby

[Savio]

They can't afford Dr. Shelby anymore

[GD]

Some lady made a tribute video to one of the greatest in-ring technicians of all time

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[Shisen Kopf]

I saw Our Lady Peace in concert in 1998 in Pontiac. Pretty good show. You know what else I saw in person? Hogan vs Rock. Not sure if I ever told you guys.

[KIRA]

did he say long time F.A.G?

[el bobbo]

I saw Our Lady Peace in concert in 1998 in Pontiac. Pretty good show. You know what else I saw in person? Hogan vs Rock. Not sure if I ever told you guys.

Noice. I saw them a couple of times. They're pretty great.

[ClockShot]

This guy looks awfully familiar.

[Corndad]

Ambrose is gonna be tremendous in this isn't he?

[Droford]

Dean Ambrose wouldnt have liked MVP

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hes coming.

[owenbrown]

Is the doc trying to figure out why Dean is always trying to master titties?

[GD]

I love how Ambrose has won all of his PPV matches in 2014. Not that it matters since everything is fixed in wrestling.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck Dr. Corbett. Long live Dr. Shelby.</font>

[KIRA]

Dean on the couch should be good but I'm pissed the WWE has kinda halted his momentum

I hope he gets a worthwhile program again soon he's to awesome not too be somewhere at the top.

[Droford]

Wrestling with Death on WGN tomorrow night

[Tazz Dan]

They should have used the rumble guy for the Ambrose segment.

[KIRA]

Oh and not using doctor Shelby what is wrong with you WWE?

[Lock Jaw]

Sasha Banks is a Rosebud?

[Droford]

Should be a 6 man

[GD]

An Ebolo joke? JBL is trying his best not to make me miss Lawler.

[Corndad]

At least they are doing SOMETHING with Kidd and Cesaro.

[Droford]

New Day is Shield 2015

Rose Family is Wyatt Family 2015

[KIRA]

That was cool

[el bobbo]

Fucking sweet. Big swing from Cesaro into a dropkick by Tyson Kidd.

[Lock Jaw]

BOOOOOOOOOOO Day

[Droford]

At least Cesaro didn't get pinned

[KIRA]

What?? no!

[GD]

What a well deserved push for Kidd and Cesaro.

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ Kidd and Cesaro lost.

[Lock Jaw]

Cesaro/Kidd should never lose

[GD]

It's in Santa Clara, Cole!

[KIRA]

He'll be inducted by team madness if there is any justice in the world

[Droford]

Those were all bad

[Corndad]

Most charismatic thing Roman has ever done just happened.

[GD]

I bet Stephanie is excited about the news.

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns looked real good (charismatic) in that imitating Macho Man package.

[JimmyMess]

hold on what in the FUCK does "expected to be inducted" mean?

is that like an angle?

[KIRA]

Most charismatic thing Roman has ever done just happened.

If they could capture a kind of dry wit for him I wouldn't mind him talking so much

but that takes talented writers and performers so probably not gonna happen

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I bet Stephanie is excited about the news.

If True, at least one person she has fucked will be in the HOF who deserves it.

[Lock Jaw]

No Kevin Nash.....

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[Lock Jaw]

Bad time to beat up his son....

[KIRA]

ARAHHGG Hogan again ugh

[Corndad]

HO HO HOGAN! Next week! Nash free!

[Lock Jaw]

#FreeNash

[Droford]

Nxt debut time?

[RVDmark]

Big Show just broke the irony meter by doing a promo on mediocrity.

[KIRA]

and yet we at the bottom can breathe, walk better and will generally live longer than you Show.

[Droford]

Note to big show youre not in ny

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Put on a knee pad Big E. Disgusting scar on your knee bro.

[owenbrown]

:nono: Booker

[KIRA]

Samolian?

please don't give him a mic......damn

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That was still a better promo than Roman Reigns has ever done.

[owenbrown]

It WAS over 19 years ago

[el bobbo]

Let's watch Roman Reigns try...

god fucking damn.

[Corndad]

Vince totally wrote this promo too.

[Droford]

Im hearing the Rock..

[KIRA]

Well condescending isn't a club in Romans bag either

scratch it off the list

[Shisen Kopf]

Roman Reigns is awful

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MY NAME IS....EA--LUKE HARPER.

[Droford]

Bryan will probably wrestle Curtis Axel

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns really needs to update his look/presence..... he is still acting/dressing like the "stoic badass".... which doesn't work when he is telling children's stories in a condescending "talking to a child" voice.

He looked good in the Macho Man video with the "cleaner" look... (hair tied back and not soaking wet).... should go with that....

[Corndad]

It's too bad Ambrose wasn't given Roman's spot and Roman was used to build Wyatt up.

[KIRA]

how long till fans turn on Roman?

[Droford]

Impact wrestling ad

[Emperor Smeat]

Vince totally wrote this promo too.

Yeup. Seems like Vince no longer has any confidence in letting anyone but himself develop Roman's promo work now, not even Roman himself.

[el bobbo]

I think it would be cool if some kind of mold started growing on Luke Harper's wifebeater. Maybe even some mushroom spores.

[Ruien]

Love the way Big Show is in this feud. Exactly what Roman Reign needs.

[Lock Jaw]

Love the way Big Show is in this feud. Exactly what Roman Reign needs.

Was thinking the same. Show doing good at getting a lot of heat.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Mizdow

[KIRA]

YYYYYAAAAAYYYY! ALICIA IS BEST DIVA!

[Poit]

It's a good thing having one arm tied behind her back won't hinder Naomi's ass-based offense.

[Droford]

Thursday!

[Corndad]

Thursday LOL

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Alicia doesn't even have to jump for that kick

[Shisen Kopf]

Hey POIT, which Uso do you think looked more disappointed at the outcome of that match? I'd say the Uso on the left.

[KIRA]

It's a good thing having one arm tied behind her back won't hinder Naomi's ass-based offense.Yea no amount of binding can stop that.

[Poit]

"Thursday!" :lol:

[Corndad]

Toothpaste

[Lock Jaw]

Ok, we got Alicia Fox for KIRA. Now we need some WWE Paige.

[dronepool]

HOOOOOOOOOOO

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Issac Yankem

[Poit]

So, I must've missed something while doing laundry. What's this thing with Dean Ambrose and the fake psychiatrist?

[owenbrown]

:lol: Ambrose

[Droford]

Figured macho man picture =slim jims

[Lock Jaw]

I miss those few weeks when WWE was making their backstage segments look "different".

Like the Team Hell No skits, and there were some others.... just seemed like they were filmed with different cameras than usual or something....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So, I must've missed something while doing laundry. What's this thing with Dean Ambrose and the fake psychiatrist?

If he fails the test. He is deemed crazy and out of the Royal Rumble match.

[Poit]

If he fails the test. He is deemed crazy and out of the Royal Rumble match.

Wonderful.

[Savio]

Brock usually only comes out at the top of the hour.

[Lock Jaw]

He does exist!

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[Droford]

Wwe spent pyro money tonight

[Corndad]

Yay! Heyman Promo time Kids!

[owenbrown]

#shovethosehashtagsupyourasscole

[Corndad]

Year later still stunned this happened.

[Savio]

They show every shocked face except the famous one?

[owenbrown]

Heyman's reaction is still the best moment ever

[KIRA]

I still hate that it happened

[Lock Jaw]

Heyman the best

[owenbrown]

Vacant > Lesnar :lol:

[Savio]

Lesnar will explain it with his fists!

[el bobbo]

Brock looks checked out.

[Lock Jaw]

Really miss Heyman being on every week.

After Lesnar leaves again, they need to pair him with somebody again and actually do something with it/make it stick.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Really miss Heyman being on every week.

After Lesnar leaves again, they need to pair him with somebody again and actually do something with it/make it stick.

Seth Rollins.

[KIRA]

Brock has the easiest job ever wrestle here and there show up on monday sparingly at best only to stand in the ring looking badass while a man who could sell floor heaters to Satan tells everyone how awesome he is.

[Lock Jaw]

If they really want Reigns vs. Lesnar.... they should have Heyman turn on Lesnar and join Reigns.

Reigns has a heel terror run, and no one can stop him.... until bitter enemies Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose decide that they need to reluctantly work together again to put a stop to this monster and SAVE the WWE.

[Droford]

They should induct the Genius instead

[Tazz Dan]

I'm not liking all this 'Expected to be inducted'. I feel like something is going to happen :(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is Mr. McMahon gonna come out and say fuck no to this?

[Droford]

Its annoying Cena did the best

[Lock Jaw]

Need Black Machismo

[KIRA]

Where the fuck is Jay Lethal to school those assholes

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Miz wins the ooh yeah challenge.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Its annoying Cena did the best

Disqualified for looking like he was taking a shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hate when they call that Rikishi's move when Umaga made it famous.

[owenbrown]

MIZ WINS! :D

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yes Yes Yes

[owenbrown]

Scorpion King: Quest for a Paycheck

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Should have had her fat son from Modern Family for the before shot.

[Innovator]

Awesome tuned in for the main event

[owenbrown]

#mynutsinyrmouthcole

[Innovator]

Man Steph can get it

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bryan to be #1.</font>

[Corndad]

Team Hell No Explodes on Smackdown.

[Innovator]

Dammit Steph I purged the Bryan Kane feud from my brain

[Corndad]

HAHAHA