**OFFICIAL** 2015 Royal Rumble Thread - The Road To Wrestlemania Starts At TPWW

[KIRA]

Cody has been binge watching Frank Gorshins Riddler

[Droford]

Come on #3, 18 and Rusev

[Franchise]

Big Show: sandwich away from a heart attack.

[GD]

Giants are mortal, Big Show.

[road doggy dogg]

Mizdow with a hot People's Eyebrow

[Franchise]

Oh now it's "him"

[Heisenberg]

fuck I don't know if the Rumble is up or not, shit


haha The Tango

[road doggy dogg]

Fandango neckbeard

[Heisenberg]

I am The Tango and I fucking rule

[Outsider]

Really thought Fandangos chest was a cleavage.

Caused a moment of confusion.

[KIRA]

Oh now it's "him"

:yes::yes::yes:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Thank fuck, the Rumble is going on last.</font>

[Droford]

Title match time

[Ruien]

Arg! What match is next!!!?

[Razzamajazz]

so we're looking at a ~90 minute rumble

[Droford]

Damn this could easily go 40 minutes

[Franchise]

Remember my prediction about The Undertaker. You can praise me in 30 minutes.

[Poit]

Finally got my stream back.

How did the divas match end?

[KIRA]

Rumble is the main event!

[teamXtremist]

Beeeelive dat

[Heisenberg]

<font color=goldenrod>Thank fuck, the Rumble is going on last.</font>

right? Like who gives a fuck about the title, I bet a good chunk of people watching only watch the big 4 and the Royal Rumble match is something that anyone can watch and get something out of. Also, the chance for the Champion to come out and look at the winner, they can point to the WM sign together


IT'S POINTING SEASON CHAMPIONS

[GD]

So much hype.

[RVDmark]

Remember my prediction about The Undertaker. You can praise me in 30 minutes.

Prediction?

[owenbrown]

Philly has gone full smark

[Emperor Smeat]

Finally got my stream back.

How did the divas match end?

Brie snuck up on Paige to prevent the hot tag while Nikki punched Nattie in the face to end the match.

[Heisenberg]

The Road to KOTF starts now too dammit.

If anyone wants to step up and grab the brass ring then fucking do it. Don't be a fuck boi

[Franchise]

Finally got my stream back.

How did the divas match end?

Bellas win.

But I was focussing on Paige.

Just want to smother her with Nutella as in from the jar.

[Volare]

He said Taker costs Lesnar the title.

[Outsider]

Credit to Cena, he deals with the hostile crowds well

[KIRA]

That keep calm believe in Cena guy is getting his ass kicked later

[Heisenberg]

I love that Brock Lesnar face sign

full of smark, but at least it's different

[Franchise]

Doesn't Seth Rollins theme tne intro sound a lot like "I bet you look good on the dancefloor"?

[Sting Fan]

Philly crowd bringing it for Cena. Hopefully they will make it a hot Rumble.

[Franchise]

The Rumble match should always be last.

[Dark One]

Cena watching carefully to make sure they don't throw his shirt back in again.

[Franchise]

Part-timer in the house.

[Heisenberg]

owenbrown, what are your thoughts on this fucking event

[Dark One]

I love that Brock Lesnar face sign

full of smark, but at least it's different

Those would be a license to print money.

[KIRA]

Philly has gone full smark


I can't wait till Philly greets Roman

[Dark One]

Part-timer in the house.




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[GD]

Brock motherfuckin' Lesnar :yes:

[road doggy dogg]

DUH

DUH

DUHDHUDUH

DUH

DUHDUHDUH

DUHDUH

DUHDUHDUH DUH DUH DUH

[Emperor Smeat]

Seth Rollins getting added into the title match has been the best thing since the Summerslam Suplex-a-thon for the Cena-Lesnar feud. Made the road to this match a lot better than had it been just Cena-Lesnar again.

[Poit]

Brie snuck up on Paige to prevent the hot tag while Nikki punched Nattie in the face to end the match.

... really? A punch in the face was the finishing move? :lol:

[Franchise]

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hahahahahahahaha no.

[Savio]

Brock skipped leg day.

[Heisenberg]

raise your hand if you still have a boner from Paige,,,

[Franchise]

If they want to add realism akin to boxing with these whole pre-match introductions in the mic, at least introduce them as "former 15 time WWE champion", "former royal rumble winner" etc etc.

[road doggy dogg]

lol Davenport, Iowa

you sound really menacing, Rollins

[Franchise]

raise your hand if you still have a boner from Paige,,,

hands are busy

[Volare]

Here we go ass kicking time!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Lesnar going right for the suplex on Cena.

[Dark One]

SUPLEX.

[teamXtremist]

John cena sucks

[Emperor Smeat]

That was amazing.

[Razzamajazz]

Brock skipped leg day.

holy shit he looks like a chicken

[Volare]

Damn am I into this match!

[road doggy dogg]

DOUBLE GERMAN

[Dark One]

SUPLEX.
DOUBLE SUPLEX.

[KIRA]

Lesnar killed J and J security

[Poit]

That was a sweet double suplex.

[road doggy dogg]

I love Lesnar matches because they're so unconventional

[Dark One]

ALSO SUPLEX.

[Franchise]

Alicia Foxx is looking better than before. Naomi not too keen on.

I quite like Emma but her dancing is so effing weird.

Paige at least has genuine beauty whereas the others are mostly silicone, not that there's anything wrong with. Breasts and breasts.

Paige is one fine lady.

[Volare]

OUCH!

[Dark One]

AND SUPLEX.

[Heisenberg]

ok, that was impressive Lesnar. German suplexing those two cheap, sadistic as fuck guards of Rollins, King I think we are in for a fight dammit. I'll be damned, Bobby Lashley's cousin is going to Wrestlemania!!

[Savio]

Want to see Lesnar eat Noble

[Dark One]

VERTICAL FOR STYLE.

[Volare]

SUPLEX-SUN!

[road doggy dogg]

Lesnar vs Taz would be a fun match

[Franchise]

Does Brock Lesnar have any other moves or skills?

[Dark One]

SUPLEX.

This fucking 20 second rule.

[Triple A]

sweet

[KIRA]

Brock has Kevin Nash syndrome

[Dark One]

SUPLEX!
AND ANOTHER VERTICAL.

Brock Lesnar ate Taz.

[Droford]

Taz wishes he was the Beast Suplex Machine

[Volare]

WOW!

[Dark One]

Paul Heyman is going to fucking die counting off all of these tomorrow night.

[Droford]

I cant wait for the inevitable double curbstomp

[Dark One]

1 versus 90 on the suplex count now.

[Volare]

Brock hit with 1 finisher....turn into super sayan Brock.

[el bobbo]

My Network went from close to HD to shitty computer screen.

[Dark One]

SNAP SUPLEX.

[KIRA]

Well the world did see actual gladiators so....

[Dark One]

My Network went from close to HD to shitty computer screen.

Your bandwidth cannot handle all the suplex.

[Poit]

DON'T SWING.

YOU FOOL.

[Volare]

YOU CANT SEE THAT SUPLEX SON!!

[Emperor Smeat]

GERMAN OUTTA NOWHERE

[owenbrown]

I want Philly to go full WCW Nitro/Thunder/PPV crowd and throw trash into the ring every time Cena does the 5 moves of doom

[road doggy dogg]

GERMAN K O

[Franchise]

"A german from out of nowhere"? Where?

[Dark One]

You can't see A SUPLEX. OR ANOTHER SUPLEX.

[KIRA]

Handing out suplexes like candy

[Volare]

BLOCKBUSTER!

[Droford]

There should be more diversity in the suplexes

Why all of them from Germany

[Poit]

Hm. I thought wrestlers weren't supposed to use others' finishers as regular moves?

[Franchise]

Undertaker is warming up.

[Volare]

What a fucking catch!!

[road doggy dogg]

lol Cena punches Brock in the stomach, Brock covers face

[Franchise]

There should be more diversity in the suplexes

Why all of them from Germany

They're the world champions that's why.

[road doggy dogg]

that F5 was fucking sick

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Holy fuck @ the F-5 catch</font>

[KIRA]

Suplex spamming

[Innovator]

Nice

[Volare]

SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!

[Dark One]

SUPLEX!

My post count is going to be 400,000 by the end of this.

[owenbrown]

Lesnar no-selling the AA? :rofl:

[Franchise]

How do you wake up from 2 AAs?

[Volare]

That was different.

[Droford]

Fuck that monitor

[Franchise]

So has Cena officially become a pussy? His signature move no longer has any effect on a part-timer?

[Poit]

Holy shit, that shattered monitor.

[Franchise]

Fuck that monitor

Looked like a Commodore 64

[Outsider]

Too many suplexes followed by no-selling sounds like something I made in Create-a-wrestler mode.

[Savio]

this is a really good match

[Volare]

DAAAAAAAAMN!

[Dark One]

So has Cena officially become a pussy? His signature move no longer has any effect on a part-timer?

Is this post for real?

[GD]

This match is ridiculously intense.

[Razzamajazz]

lesnar's knee braces siding down to his ankles

[Dark One]

Definitely a Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain AI match.

[Poit]

:lol: @ Heyman

[Volare]

FLY TIME BABY!!

[GD]

Definitely a Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain AI match.

Amen.

[Franchise]

Is this post for real?

What's the point in selling a signature move if it's having no effect.

[Droford]

Cenas snapped

[Heisenberg]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[Volare]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

[Droford]

Oh shit

[Franchise]

And people actually think Rollins isn't better than Bryan?

[KIRA]

fuck

[Emperor Smeat]

Macho Man would have been proud of that elbow drop

[Dark One]

What's the point in selling a signature move if it's having no effect.

It was Brock Lesnar, not Doink the Clown.

Come on.

[Franchise]

If Rollins doesn't walk out with the championship in some capacity, it's an outrage.

[Volare]

Nice powerbomb!

[Franchise]

It was Brock Lesnar, not Doink the Clown.

Come on.

Oh please.....

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I want to have sex with this match.</font>

[teamXtremist]

Fucking epic match

[Volare]

AND we still got the rumble to go....fucking sweet!

[el bobbo]

Man, how the hell did Seth run all the way across the ring to give Cena a powerbomb into the turnbuckle after all this other shit? #CrossFit

[KIRA]

And people actually think Rollins isn't better than Bryan?

He isn't but hes still awesome

[Volare]

Thank you J & J!

[Volare]

Oh shit wtf.....

[GD]

Man, I don't want Brock Lesnar to lose tonight :(

[Innovator]

Glad Mercury is moving after that German earlier

[Dark One]

Man, I don't want Brock Lesnar to lose tonight :(

It's okay. He'll eat the EMTs to regain his strength.

[KIRA]

thank you god!

[Dark One]

Talk about 2.9999. Totally bit on that one.

[Savio]

I want to see Lesnar come back with half of his face gone like Terminator.

[Razzamajazz]

lol cena jumping into the curb stomp

[owenbrown]

SUPER LESNAR!

[Droford]

Jesus christ

[Dark One]

I want to see Lesnar come back with half of his face gone like Terminator.

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[Volare]

IT;S A MIRACLE!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Beast mode activated

[Volare]

Woooo!

[owenbrown]

so much for cashing in :(

[Dark One]

AND AFTER THREE DAYS, HE WAS RISEN AND THERE WAS SUPLEX. AND ANOTHER SUPLEX. AND ANOTHER SUPLEX ATTEMPT.

[Outsider]

Lesnar even found a way to part time that match.

[Innovator]

YES

[GD]

Holy shit! What a fucking match! I am blown away.

[Innovator]

Just fist pumped

[Razzamajazz]

Match of the year

[OssMan]

nice

seth rollins going nuts

[Volare]

Lesnar learned Lesnar Saiyan 3

[GD]

Brock's like "Shut up, Paul!".

[OssMan]

Match of the year
Nobody will remember it in 11 months but yeah

[KIRA]

Brock activated his final form

[Outsider]

Although it strikes me that there is still time for a cash in after the rumble.

Not sure how and why, but possible.

[Loose Cannon]

Best Triple Threat match ive ever seen!!!!!!! Wow wow wow

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Match of the year so far. Brock is the goddamn man.</font>

[tman220]

so Byan, Reigns or Rock wins Rumble?

[VSG]

Rollins was incredible in this match

[Dark One]

All 30 men will eliminate themselves after watching Brock Christ rise from the dead to suplex all the sinners.

[Triple A]

sweet

[Loose Cannon]

Just fist pumped

Hahaha me too

[Emperor Smeat]

Amazing title match.

[GD]

"The Phoenix" Brock Lesnar rises!

[Loose Cannon]

Brock is such a legit champ. Fucking love him

[Volare]

All 30 men will eliminate themselves after watching Brock Christ rise from the dead to suplex all the sinners.

YES!

[Maluco]

Really pumped for this show, haven't been in a while for really anything WWE, but there is just something about the Rumble.

I think the Triple Threat will surprise people too.

Had high hopes but was so good, great match!

[Loose Cannon]

Seth had the match of his career tonight

[Franchise]

Rollins will cash in later in the night.....just watch.

[owenbrown]

that is the worst PPV name ever

[Droford]

The only way lesnar loses at WM could be if all 30 men win and it was a 30 in 1 gauntlet match at WM

[Savio]

Beast mode activated
Brie mode*

[owenbrown]

90 minutes for the Rumble?

[Dark One]

The only way lesnar loses at WM could be if all 30 men win and it was a 30 in 1 gauntlet match at WM

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[VSG]

that is the worst PPV name ever

lol

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Still a lot of time left on the PPV. I'm still guessing Reigns wins, the crowd shits on it, The Rock comes out afterwards to congratulate his cousin/pop the crowd to avoid the PPV ending with angry boos.</font>

[Franchise]

Brock will lose the title before Mania.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I am super happy to see Rollins bust out the Phoenix Splash in WWE. It's an awesome "big match" move. Lesnar looked so fucking legit in that match too. Lesnar looks unstoppable now moreso than ever, and Rollins looks like one of the biggest threats in the company.

Perfect match, just fucking perfect.

[el bobbo]

that is the worst PPV name ever

But they're on the FAST LANE to WrestleMania!!!

[mitch_h]

Sweet ass match. Brock's "broken rib" makes me think Reigns is going to win the rumble because he does the spear.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Razzamajazz and Corndad will start us off at #1 and #2, respectively in the Royal Rumble Lottery Game.</font>

[Loose Cannon]

Bryan needs to win and face Brock

[Droford]

But they're on the FAST LANE to WrestleMania!!!

Missed A branding opportunity to call it WWE-Z pass

[Franchise]

But they're on the FAST LANE to WrestleMania!!!


Bring back No Way Out or the Elimination Chamber.

Heck why not delve into the WCW trademarks and resurrect one of the old WCW PPVs like Super Brawl or Starrcade?

[Heisenberg]

The Rock should screw Roman over tonight

[teamXtremist]

Phoenix splash mark out

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Franchise]

Bryan needs to win and face Brock

Gets legit injured and has to retire for good, I like it.

[OssMan]

ROYAL FUCKIGN RUMBLE

[rockman725]

I wonder if the rumors of The Rock winning might be true. Picture this:

Lesnar comes out, face-to-face. Rock Bottom then Peoples Elbow. Rollins cashes in & wins the belt. Rock vs. Brock grudge match at WM. Rock's title opportunity up for grabs at the new ppv?

[Franchise]

Part-timer walks out with the title. Great moral story for the kids, do nothing and gain everything in life.

[Droford]

Bryan needs to win and face Brock

And get dumped on his neck 20 times.. Brilliant

[VSG]

What the heck, this can't be the end.. Rollins not done for the night?

[Fenix122]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!! HERE WE GO

[Loose Cannon]

It is now time for the Royal Rumble

[Dark One]

Part-timer walks out with the title. Great moral story for the kids, do nothing and gain everything in life.

You're a ray of sunshine.

[Savio]

Will he tell his stunt double to go in for him?

[Fenix122]

Miz #1

[Droford]

Bring back No Way Out or the Elimination Chamber.

Heck why not delve into the WCW trademarks and resurrect one of the old WCW PPVs like Super Brawl or Starrcade?

Wwe road Wild

[Razzamajazz]

aw fuck

[Loose Cannon]

Sandow is coming

[owenbrown]

Damn I wanted Mizdow to be # 2 for the :lol:

[el bobbo]

R-Truth?

[Loose Cannon]

Lol worst number 2 ever

[OssMan]

WUSSUP

[Franchise]

Shut up (shut up) Shut up (shut up) Shut up (shut up) Shut up (shut up)

[KIRA]

Part-timer walks out with the title. Great moral story for the kids, do nothing and gain everything in life.

You sound like my grandpa how old are you?

[Razzamajazz]

People over there wassup
YA feel me fgfdgdfg then dfgfdgfdg
WHATS UP

[el bobbo]

Remember when these guys were a tag team?

[Loose Cannon]

Remember when miz and truth were a pretty legit tag team?

[GD]

This is R-Truth's year :yes:

[OssMan]

Ron "The Truth" Killings is off beat

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Oh R-Truth, if only I had a percentage of your self-belief.</font>

[owenbrown]

Does R-Truth even fucking know what he is saying? it sounds like fheqothqeofhaehtqehfneqlkflkewgkwrlngwefvkwelfgn WHAT'S UP?!

[Franchise]

Remember when he went "Green Bay what's up?" and the crowd responded "Milwaukee" haha classic.

[VSG]

lol R Truth is nowhere as entertaining as he thinks he is

[Shadrick]

legit not a fan of r-truths coonery

[KIRA]

Whoop there it is...I hate Vince so much.

[Tazz Dan]

BUBBA RAY!!!!!!!

[Savio]

Lol thats whats up

[XL]

Rollins will cash in later in the night.....just watch.

Is this prediction as solid as your previous one?

Remember prediction about The Undertaker. You can praise me in 30 minutes.

[KIRA]

HOLY FUCK!

[VSG]

NOOOOOOOO why not the Dudley theme? :'(

[Loose Cannon]

Wtf what???????

[Droford]

Whoop there it is...I hate Vince so much.

It could at least be Truth there it is

[Evil Vito]

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Razzamajazz]

WHAT

[owenbrown]

former TNA World Champ Bubba Ray Dudley

[Poit]

I just legitimately shouted "holy shit".

[Outsider]

YES.

[Dark One]

Motherfucking loopydate called it.

[GD]

Holy shit! Bubba is back :eek:

[Volare]

MARK THE FUCK OUT!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D BUBBA

[Droford]

Damnit im behind a ton

[Franchise]

How many more stars will TNA lose and then they go onto part-time appearances in WWE? How bad must TNA be?