**OFFICIAL** 2015 Royal Rumble Thread - The Road To Wrestlemania Starts At TPWW

[Triple A]

Philadelphia crowd always seems good

[Dark One]

My girlfriend has no idea why I'm excited about some fat dude with glasses.

[Shadrick]

ohhh thats why truth was second, had to get a black guy to fill in for the d-von spot. got it.

[dronepool]

3D!!!

[Droford]

I have bully ray at #3..yay

[KIRA]

Bubba will do that with any black guy in the ring.....gotta be a black dude tho

[OssMan]

Fuck all you haters of R-TRUTH

[owenbrown]

Truth does a 3D?! :eek:

[Dark One]

He's a black guy. Close enough.

[Razzamajazz]

OH SHIT TABLES

[Franchise]

Where was the table?

[Loose Cannon]

Lol another black guy playing dvon

[Droford]

Ridiculous to think he had never been in a rumble before

[Outsider]

"We need someone to play Devon's role."

"How about R-Truth?"

"Why?"

"He's black?"

[Razzamajazz]

welp, so much for my entry

[owenbrown]

well I lost one Royal Rumble contest

[Franchise]

So is Bubba Ray back for good or just tonight?

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ There went the chance for the Mizdow eliminating/not eliminating himself spot

[Innovator]

BUBBBAAAA

[Droford]

Luke harper and bully ray.. Hmm

[Loose Cannon]

Mr Wyatt

[Franchise]

Wyatt and Bubba Ray in a hardcore match would be awesome

[Sting Fan]

So is D-von in next to save Bubba from the Double team?

[RVDmark]

Does Vince even know that isn't D-von?

[Fenix122]

Bray Wyatt

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Whoa, never expected Bray this early. He was my #30 pick.</font>

[owenbrown]

WE WANT D-VON!

[Poit]

"We need someone to play Devon's role."

"How about R-Truth?"

"Why?"

"He's black?"

And he says "what's up" during his entrance. Repeatedly.

[el bobbo]

Bray looks a lot slimmer these days.

[Loose Cannon]

Wyatt Family 4 life

[OssMan]

got to put up practically with a whole royal rumble with Bray Wyat... ugh

[Razzamajazz]

WE WANT D-VON

[GD]

Wow! Bubba deserves better :(

[Loose Cannon]

Hahahahah axel is fucked

[KIRA]

Poor Axel

[VSG]

Curtis Axel :'(

[Droford]

Bray must have had liposuction

[OssMan]

who the hell is curtis axel

Who is that really generic guy with the long straight red hair, will he be in this

[Razzamajazz]

wyatt family vs dudleys, make it happen

[owenbrown]

IS THIS FUCKING BIZARRO WORLD?!

[Franchise]

Curtis Axel might sneak in later

[GD]

Oh snap! You gotta be kidding me, dawg!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Axel

[Fenix122]

Bray Wyatt first to point at mania sign

[Volare]

Are you fucking kidding me!!

[Loose Cannon]

Lol omgggggg

[VSG]

Boogieman!!

[owenbrown]

Curtis Axel gonna make a comeback and win the Royal Rumble said no one ever

[KIRA]

YES! JUST YES

[Loose Cannon]

What is going on

[Fenix122]

BOOGEYMAN

[Loose Cannon]

This guys like 50 now

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This Rumble has been absolutely perfect so far.</font>

[GD]

lol, this is so random.

[Loose Cannon]

Lol jbl "poor Jillian never recovered"

[Dark One]

Hope Wyatt Sister Abigail's him when he starts eating worms, and then eats the worms himself because fuck it.

[Droford]

Bray should have cut a creepy promo

[VSG]

This guys like 50 now

Doesn't look any different too

This probably also means no Finn Balor special entry in tonight

[GD]

Eater of Worlds versus Eater of Worms :lol:

[owenbrown]

Ok I think they are fucking with the smarks now :lol:

[KIRA]

THEY GONNA HAVE A WTF OFF

[Franchise]

Curtis Axel hasn't even entered the ring yet

[Poit]

Why would Boogeyman leave his staff outside the ring? It's a perfectly good weapon.

[Loose Cannon]

Ultimo dragon version 1

[Dark One]

Eater of Worlds versus Eater of Worms :lol:


Eater of Worlds of course triumphs over Eater of Worms.

[OssMan]

what happened to curtis axel

[XL]

20 minutes to do your facepaint, to last 90 seconds.

[Sting Fan]

Well the fun has been sucked out of this Rumble pretty quickly tbh... Doesnt help that I am not a Wyatt fan...

[owenbrown]

YAY PROMO TIME!

[GD]

Love me some Hunico

[KIRA]

Damn there goes my pick

[Loose Cannon]

Bray just sister abilgailed the fuck out of him

[Franchise]

bet that schmuck Bryan is next

[Triple A]

Bray Wyatt sucks...........

[Loose Cannon]

Yes bray talk brother talk

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Heisenberg looking like an early favorite in the Rumble lottery.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

THIS IS BRAY WYATT'S YEAR

[Volare]

RYDER POP!!

[OssMan]

who is this

[Loose Cannon]

Jobber alert

[road doggy dogg]

woowoowooo

[Loose Cannon]

This man needs a sister Abigail

[Franchise]

What if Undertaker came back and won this Rumble and beat Lesnar at Mania for the title?

[Savio]

rusev next?

[Dark One]

Zack Ryder comes back from injury to last fifteen seconds. Classic Ryder.

[Droford]

Lol really

[Loose Cannon]

Goldberg is next

[Sting Fan]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Volare]

HERE WE GO!!!

[Loose Cannon]

Time to get legit

[GD]

D Bryan baby :yes:

[Innovator]

Hoyl fuck thats a pop

[Dark One]

If Wyatt eliminates Bryan in 30 seconds, the entire northeast is going to be scorched earth.

[theexample]

Zack Ryder comes back from injury to last fifteen seconds. Classic Ryder.


Like I did after my vasectomy.

[owenbrown]

Rosa "Layla bared my ass on live tv" Mendes

[Loose Cannon]

Remember when Fandango mattered?

[Loose Cannon]

Andy Kauffman just popped for the airplane spin

[Emperor Smeat]

Its Don Flamenco

[Outsider]

Remember when Fandango mattered?

No?

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Remember when Fandango mattered?

No...

[teamXtremist]

Bray Wyatt doin big things

[Franchise]

Fandango = Disco Inferno's cousin

[OssMan]

Here we go starust

[Dark One]

Major missed opportunity not having Fandango dance and make out with Rosa for twenty minutes to stall.

[OssMan]

goodbye Kid Tyson :y:

[Volare]

DDP SWEET!!!

[Evil Vito]

<FONT COLOR=GOLDENROD>YESSSSSSSSS DDP</FONT>

[road doggy dogg]

BANG

[Poit]

It's yoga time.

[Loose Cannon]

Sweet diamond cutter

[Outsider]

His WCW music was so much better.

"SELF HIGH FIVE"

[OssMan]

Please do Diamond Cutter on RKO

[Fenix122]

Diamond cutter outta nowhere

[owenbrown]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/552/525/ddp_display_image.jpg?1291790346

[Loose Cannon]

I would love to see orton rko ddp

[Loose Cannon]

And then do the bang thing

[Emperor Smeat]

:D DDP

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Marking out so hard for the Diamond Cutters</font>

[Dark One]

Diamond Cutter Oprah.

YOU GET A DIAMOND CUTTER! YOU GET A DIAMOND CUTTER! EVERYONE GETS A DIAMOND CUTTER!

[Poit]

OUTTA NOWHERE

[OssMan]

here we goh Rusev

[Loose Cannon]

Oh fuck. Everyone is done for

[Franchise]

Did Curtis Axel get eliminated?

[OssMan]

half of the men are in and it's 10:05

[owenbrown]

oh shit!

[Loose Cannon]

They better not put reigns over in front of this crowd

[Savio]

:(

[Loose Cannon]

Wtffffffffff

[KIRA]

MOTHERFUCKER

[Outsider]

That was unexpected.

[el bobbo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tman220]

Reigns :(

[Franchise]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[GD]

D Bryan :(

[Loose Cannon]

Oh god not reigns

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>And the crowd is dead.</font>

[owenbrown]

Philly is gonna riot

[Innovator]

aaaaaaaaaand the crowd is lost

[GD]

lol shattered dreams...how ironic

[Triple A]

Boooooooooo

[Dark One]

If you live in the northeast, please make sure you have food and water and firearms stockpiled.

Not because of the storm, but because of the riot that's about to spill out of the arena.

Also, no one in the arena will care about the next half an hour.

[OssMan]

Kick some ass gold dust

[Poit]

Right after Bryan is eliminated, "shattered dreams" appears on the Tron.

[Fenix122]

Crowd is gonna shit all over the rest of this match

[KaosDarksol]

Reigns is winning now

[KIRA]

THE CROWD DIED

[owenbrown]

C'mon Bray Wyatt

[Droford]

Its gonna be Rusev

[tman220]

The Rock is the only person that could win and save this

[Loose Cannon]

I wonder if Bryan is still kind of injured

[OssMan]

Ppl need to chill... they will still do something with daniel bryan

dumb ass ppl

[Triple A]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Volare]

Awww shit Philly is pissed.

[Loose Cannon]

Lol shitting on the new day

[rockman725]

Waiting for "CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK!!!!"

[Dark One]

Let's see if this crowd can sustain boos for thirty straight minutes.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This was honestly looking like the best Rumble ever halfway through. And they've completely fucked it up.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have expected a lot more booing.

[Razzamajazz]

they mention this is stardust's debut at the rumble then talk about goldust eliminating him last year

[owenbrown]

what wacky near elimination is Kofi gonna do this year?

[Outsider]

Christ this is bad.

[Franchise]

Bryan is probably injured

[el bobbo]

This crowd has been taken out of it.

[Ruien]

Bullshit! Feel bad if the winner is a face. He's going to get shit on.

[GD]

The crowd is going to boooo everything

[KIRA]

WWE you just shot yourself in the fucking foot unless the Rock is winning this thing its over

[OssMan]

lol at Kofi Kingston... y would they put him right after bryan gets eliminated

[Dark One]

Not even Kofi doing something crazy can bring the crowd back.

[Volare]

This is hilarious really.

[Savio]

Kofi will fall on the rose buds.

[Volare]

Lol Booooooooooo

[KIRA]

even the countdown is half assed now

[OssMan]

lol is this a joke

Adam Rose hell yeah, hope he wins

[owenbrown]

Waiting for "CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK!!!!"

if CM Punk shows up Philly will go batshit insane

[Razzamajazz]

BOUNCING TITTIES!
BOUNCING TITTIES, COLE!

[Fenix122]

Kofi will fall on the rose buds.

You win a prize

[Dark One]

http://www.memegene.net/media/created/vm5kx5.jpg

[Droford]

Fucking adam rose.. Ugh

[Outsider]

Wow, Adam Rose was literally just a prop for Kofi, who was himself brought out to do one move.

[OssMan]

Rosebuds best thing in wwe

[KIRA]

Dolph, Ambrose save this thing

[owenbrown]

They are booing the fuck out of Roman Reigns lol

[Volare]

Roman Booed rut ro scooby.

[Loose Cannon]

Booooooooooooooooo hahaha

[GD]

lol Reigns getting boooed

[el bobbo]

Holy Fuck!!! Listen to that reaction for Roman Reigns.

[OssMan]

everybody in the crowd hates roman reigns except you know the people in the section he walks in from, they love him

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>WWE are out of their fucking minds if they have Reigns win this.</font>

[Loose Cannon]

Crowd shitting on him lol

[Droford]

Im going to enjoy tooting my own horn when rusev wins

[Dark One]

Nuclear heat.

[owenbrown]

I hope there's a major fuck up and Reigns is eliminated

[Heyman]

Wow.


The WWE really *is* that fucking stupid. :/


How do you eliminate Daniel Bryan that early on?


Crazy.

[Volare]

Wow the crowd is getting mad lol.

[Loose Cannon]

Www should of seen this coming light years away

[KIRA]

ROMAN BOOED THE FUCK OUTTA THE BUILDING

[Maluco]

Lol new day is awful, made even worse now by dead crowd

[Loose Cannon]

Nuclear heat.

:lol:

[OssMan]

lol the new day again

jesus

[Savio]

Bryan will enter as "The Bunny"

[Dark One]

Bring back Bubba! Bring back Bubba!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: the booing for Reigns

[Loose Cannon]

Big e gets no reaction lol

[Heyman]

Steve Austin or The Rock are literally the only two guys that can save this debacle.

[Franchise]

Wow.


The WWE really *is* that fucking stupid. :/


How do you eliminate Daniel Bryan that early on?


Crazy.

Because he probably picked up an injury and gestured to be removed early.

[Outsider]

If I'm right and Cena comes out and wins this, it may get ugly.

[Dark One]

This is like that Will Ferrell trident sketch. It's gone from funny, to bad, to uncomfortable, and back around to bewilderingly hilarious now.

[Volare]

Only 2 that can save the crowd is Zigger or Ambrose imo.

[OssMan]

can we expect SlickyTrickyDamon's second ever "tout" tonight?

[owenbrown]

WIN THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF THIS MIZDOW!

[Loose Cannon]

A savior has arrived

[RP]

Who was #25?

[Dark One]

Damien Mizdow can save us.

[owenbrown]

lmfao

[Loose Cannon]

And crowd is back to pissed

[Dark One]

If Mizdow gets immediately eliminated, this is going to ugly.

[Fenix122]

Nooooooooooooo

[RP]

Owen Hart is the only guy that can save this.

[Outsider]

Why did they eliminate Mizdow???

Are they just trying to piss the crowd off now?

[Dark One]

This can't be real.

[GD]

Ah man! Even poor Mizdow :(

[Heyman]

Only 2 that can save the crowd is Zigger or Ambrose imo.



Neither guy will win though.


The fans will only get more angry after both men are inevitably eliminated.


Hopefully, I'm wrong...............and we see Ambrose and Reigns as the final two guys...........leading to an Ambrose victory.

[el bobbo]

This is 10 times worse than Batista last year

[Maluco]

Can't wait for xavier woods

[Loose Cannon]

Swagger destroyed by rusev take 50

[OssMan]

fuck Swag Jacker

[Poit]

http://i.minus.com/iblVjYO3MY0Adx.gif

[Razzamajazz]

lol all the complaining going on. did i go into last year's thread by mistake?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The crowd's puppy has collectively died.</font>

[RP]

Who was #25??? Motherfuckers!

[Dark One]

If The Rock isn't number 30 and doesn't win this, this is going to make the reaction to Hogan's NWO turn look like a huge pop. They're going to throw the entire state of New Jersey into the ring.

[Fenix122]

Who was #25??? Motherfuckers!

Only at 22

[Savio]

The BIG GUY! Big Vic enters at #23

[Loose Cannon]

Butch reed mentioned on wwe tv. Take 100 shots

[XL]

Wow.


The WWE really *is* that fucking stupid. :/


How do you eliminate Daniel Bryan that early on?


Crazy.

Damned either way if he wasn't gonna win.

They keep him in til the end and it builds peoples' expectations...and the vitriol for his elimination is worse. Plus, if they go with Reigns he gets booed worse for eliminating the crowd favourite.

[owenbrown]

has anyone done a welfare check on Nowhere Man?

[Ruien]

Ryback is here to save the day.

[Poit]

has anyone done a welfare check on Nowhere Man?

He is alive.

[OssMan]

Honestly good job by WWE writers pissing off the fans, dumb @$$ "smarks" think they know what's right for WWE, WWE needs them to be pissed to have good feuds

[Razzamajazz]

this match needs more random Kaientai run ins

[Crimson]

Lol back to back shitty Rumble matches

[Fenix122]

Ryback cheered for hitting Reigns...lol

[Emperor Smeat]

<font color=goldenrod>The crowd's puppy has collectively died.</font>

Yeup huge mistake having Bryan eliminated that early and before Reigns showed up

[Triple A]

Is Roman Reigns supposed to be a face or a heel...

[tman220]

i think Ambrose will be #30

[OssMan]

corporate KANE

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'm just laughing at this point at how little WWE knows its own audience.</font>

[tman220]

face

[Heyman]

Are the WWE really this far out of touch with their fans?


Damn.

[Loose Cannon]

Is Roman Reigns supposed to be a face or a heel...

He a face in the islands and a heel everywhere else