WWE RAW 3/2 featuring THE Jon Stewart, Lesnar live via Heyman, and the Wacky adventures of the IC belt

[Frank Drebin]

"The match no one thought we would ever see"....because if Sting came to WWE we never thought it would be to face Triple H

[Lock Jaw]

THE VIGILANTE

[Lock Jaw]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AtOwYtIG93c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Tom Guycott]

:turns on voice disguiser: "TRIPLE H... YOU HAVE FAILED THIS COMPANY!"

[Dark One]

Did Triple H call Booker "Boy" again?"

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/dl36zwy.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-march-2nd-2015)

[Clerk]

Triple H makes this rivalry. Stinqs Borinq

[owenbrown]

Triple H taking shots at the IWC :lol:

[Clerk]

My 1,000th post^

[Volare]

WOOOOOOW

[Volare]

Kick his ass Booker!

[KIRA]

Payback time booker for that bullshit loss from back in the day

[Volare]

Triple H the troll lol.

[Lock Jaw]

It's all about control, and if you can take it

[owenbrown]

lol

[KIRA]

I love how Triple H kinda seems benevolent at times but at times like this he lets slip how much of a power mad control freak he is.

Jon Stewart drink up!

[Lock Jaw]

WWE Paige time.

There comes a time in each show where it begins to "wear" on me and I start thinking "when is WWE Paige coming out" to rejuvinate my spirit.

[Tom Guycott]

http://i.imgur.com/dl36zwy.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-march-2nd-2015)

Needs more bunnies and nipple confetti.

[Jazzy Foot]

tits

[Jazzy Foot]

WWE Paige time.

There comes a time in each show where it begins to "wear" on me and I start thinking "when is WWE Paige coming out" to rejuvinate my spirit.

let the masturbation commence!!!

[Lock Jaw]

tits

http://i.imgur.com/dl36zwy.gif

[Lock Jaw]

FOR THE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIIIII

[el bobbo]

Sit on my face Paige!

Let's see how long they get. I'm predicting 7 minutes, then this whole #GiveDivasaChance thing will blow over.

[Jazzy Foot]

HELL YEAH THIS IS PAIGE'S TIT'S HOUSE!!!!

[Frank Drebin]

Still can't get over how the whole Nikki/Brie rivalry meant nothing and was ended with "uhhhh yeah we're sisters so now heel"

[Jazzy Foot]

Sit on my face Paige!

Let's see how long they get. I'm predicting 7 minutes, then this whole #GiveDivasaChance thing will blow over.

13 inches and I hope Paige will blow me hard!

[el bobbo]

AND WE... get a commercial.

[Lock Jaw]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-zXR_wXEAAGcAq.jpg

Vince backstage

[Kris P Lettus]

The Game is cold blooded.

[KIRA]

http://i.imgur.com/dl36zwy.gif

Will the WWE capitalize at all on Axelmania? lol fuck no because that would be smart.

[Jazzy Foot]

Ah man I am jerking off so hard atm this is awesome!

[Corndad]

Start it up!

[Frank Drebin]

Did AJ just pop Brie for real or is she selling that first shot?

[Volare]

Holy shit AJ just got an awesome pop!

[Tom Guycott]

Pants?

[Savio]

They chant AJ until she comes out and then chant CM Punk.

[Frank Drebin]

Enjoyed that the crowd popped for AJ like that.

[Corndad]

#DivasPop

[Frank Drebin]

Yup, Brie get stuck for realz

[Volare]

AJ/Paige vs Bellas wouldn't be that bad honestly.

[Lock Jaw]

The pregnant AJ Lee whose career is as good as DEAD for crossing the boss returns as what I must assume is some sort of VIGILANTE.

[Poit]

I would like to see AJ & Paige vs. the Bellas at Wrestlemania, where whoever scores the fall becomes champion.

[KIRA]

2 shots for jon stewart in one break

[Jazzy Foot]

So much for Goodbye AJ Lee

[Dark One]

They chant AJ until she comes out and then chant CM Punk.

Yeeeeppppp.

But the initial pop and chant--admittedly they're in her hometown, so that helps--is the reason she can get away with calling out Stephanie on twitter. Cameron or Eva Marie--or even probably Nattie--do that, they're fired. Probably not a Bella, based on the Cena connection, but most people couldn't dream of getting away with that.

[Tom Guycott]

The pregnant AJ Lee whose career is as good as DEAD for crossing the boss returns as what I must assume is some sort of VIGILANTE.

Yeah. She should have worn a Sting mask and came from the crowd.

But seriously... why the fuck was she wearing full jeans? Not any kind of flattering or stylish jeans, either... just some Target mom jeans.

[Lock Jaw]

I would like to see AJ & Paige vs. the Bellas at Wrestlemania, where whoever scores the fall becomes champion.

And then Brie turns on her sister!

[Jazzy Foot]

http://www.ldolphin.org/circumcision.jpg

[Frank Drebin]

No one is going to do anything to AJ that could result in anything that could be deemed retaliation.....which is why I'm surprised they have her around at all

[Lock Jaw]

Very sexy sandwich right now

[Tom Guycott]

Haha

[Poit]

Lol, what? :lol:

[Savio]

They should have had this air at 11 to compete with the Daily Show.

[el bobbo]

AJ, Paige and Renee on the screen at the same time. Get the lube out boys.

[KIRA]

Stewart's gonna get a huge reaction

[Corndad]

Where is this leading Mania wise?

[OssMan]

lol I don't think anybody at RAW even knows who jon stewart is

[Poit]

Stewart's gonna get a huge reaction

Ehhhhhhh...

[KIRA]

So thats what the extended daily show theme sounds like

[Tom Guycott]

Jon Stewart coming to the ring in his hosting suit. And you can't! Teach! That!

[KIRA]

Ehhhhhhh...

Or a mild one why do you love busting ma balls Poit? I like you

[Frank Drebin]

not the reaction I thought for Jon

[Poit]

At least "I'm from New Jersey" got a pop.

[Dark One]

Pretty sure as far as his son is concerned, Jon Stewart is now the coolest dad ever.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>In 10 years, Jon Stewart will be inducted into the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> Hall of Fame celebrity wing and Seth Rollins will induct him. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BoldPredictions?src=hash">#BoldPredictions</a></p>&mdash; Justin LaBar (@JustinLaBar) <a href="https://twitter.com/JustinLaBar/status/572593533686816769">March 3, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Volare]

Holy Shit Stewart is good at this!

[Frank Drebin]

Really want this segment to work for some reason

[Tom Guycott]

Damn, Stewart can cut a decent wrestling promo.

[Corndad]

This is what happens when you get a Celebrity who is a FAN. Good things happen.

[Dark One]

Really want this segment to work for some reason

Probably because he's a legit fan, gets it, and is probably some of the best, least painful mainstream crossover WWE will ever get.

[Frank Drebin]

I wonder if Stewart is going to talk about this on his own show tonight

[KIRA]

Stewart really good on the mic

I also feel like Roman should be getting this speech from Stewart it applies

[Corndad]

Orton!

[KIRA]

Jon has good aim I know it was a hard target

[Corndad]

Stewart would be a PERFECT Raw GM is they had the Bankroll. Ain't gonna happen but that would be awesome.

[Volare]

That was brilliant by Orton. lmao

[Tom Guycott]

Shit. Thought Stewart was going to hit Rollins with a Stunner.

[Poit]

Stewart would be a PERFECT Raw GM is they had the Bankroll. Ain't gonna happen but that would be awesome.

After that promo, I'd be all for that.

[Lock Jaw]

For some reason now I want to see a Jon Stewart/Paul Heyman promo

[Tom Guycott]

Jon has good aim I know it was a hard target

Ba-dum TISHHH!

[Dark One]

Pretty great segment, definitely A+ for a "celebrity" segment, probably near the top of the list in that category in recent years.

[Frank Drebin]

#givestewartachance

[Tom Guycott]

For some reason now I want to see a Jon Stewart/Paul Heyman promo

You too?

[Jazzy Foot]

Such a boring RAW all the key moments if you can call them have taken place. No Sting, No Taker, No titties or tits match or reverse tampon.

Not even a little bit of nipple to keep the fans happy.

This blows.

[Frank Drebin]

even sold a back injury on the way out. Loved it.

[Droford]

I know Stewart wanted to say "left holding your dick" instead of the briefcase

[Jura]

Randall Thorton

[KIRA]

Ba-dum TISHHH!

Thank you Thank you.

I'm so glad I don't drink I'd be pretty buzzed by now

[Lock Jaw]

Might as well just strip Barrett of the title and put it on the line in the ladder match....

[Jura]

Donal O'Brien

[Emperor Smeat]

All that's missing from the Stewart-Rollins feud of the words is a Stephen Colbert sighting and/or run-in with a steel chair.

[Lock Jaw]

So very dumb for Daniel Bryan not to have his own match/story at Wrestlemania.

[KIRA]

Uh oh harper gettin fancy is that a sort of less filthy wife beater he has on?

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/xF8DKE9.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-march-2nd-2015)

[Tom Guycott]

even sold a back injury on the way out. Loved it.

Yeah, he aggravated that back injury he suffered on his own show turning in the chair to answer Seth's challenge!

[Volare]

http://i.imgur.com/xF8DKE9.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-march-2nd-2015)

I want to take Tequila shots off of her stomach.

[Jura]

The 2 finger technique

[Lock Jaw]

I want to take Tequila shots off of her stomach.

[CM Punk meme]

[slik]

Jon Stewart was incredible.

That was a great segment.

[KIRA]

So very dumb for Daniel Bryan not to have his own match/story at Wrestlemania.

Agreed 100%

[Droford]

All that's missing from the Stewart-Rollins feud of the words is a Stephen Colbert sighting and/or run-in with a steel chair.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/675x380/2015/02/stephen_colbert_beard.jpg

he's got the 2000s macho man beard going

[Tom Guycott]

All that's missing from the Stewart-Rollins feud of the words is a Stephen Colbert sighting and/or run-in with a steel chair.

Then John Oliver makes the save by smashing Colbert with a POM bottle.

[Volare]

Then John Oliver makes the save by smashing Colbert with a POM bottle.

Oliver or Barry Manilow.

[Volare]

God I hope that is a sell...

[Tom Guycott]

Oh shit, I didn't even SEE Truth standing there til he took it from Barrett.

[Volare]

Wow the IC title is in a good storyline for once!

[KIRA]

That kick was immaculate

[Corndad]

IC Title Match will steal Mania. Period.

[Poit]

So, we're apparently getting a version of the rumored Bryan vs. Ziggler match.

[KIRA]

Madusa

[Lock Jaw]

The IC title ladder match will now have three guys who should have had big wins at Wrestlemania.... Dolph, Bryan, and Ambrose.... was hoping for wins for them all... now they are all just tossed together in one match and there can be only one winner.

[Droford]

Worst hof class ever

[Clerk]

God damn thieves. Arrest them all. Cheering for felons, that's low even for the WWE Universe.

[Frank Drebin]

that womens title looks like a kids replica

[KIRA]

So, we're apparently getting a version of the rumored Bryan vs. Ziggler match.

Can't be mad at that

Still think they deserve more though

[Jura]

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/m/madusa/television/ppv/wcwhalloweenhavoc1999/gallery1/060.jpg

[KIRA]

still taking Stewart shots

[Poit]

Can't be mad at that

Oh, not at all.

[Jazzy Foot]

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/m/madusa/television/ppv/wcwhalloweenhavoc1999/gallery1/060.jpg

She was hot back in the day!

[#1-norm-fan]

tits

[el bobbo]

The IC title ladder match will now have three guys who should have had big wins at Wrestlemania.... Dolph, Bryan, and Ambrose.... was hoping for wins for them all... now they are all just tossed together in one match and there can be only one winner.

And R-Truth is also in it.

[Jazzy Foot]

No mention of her WCW Cruiserweight Title Win over the might Evan Karagis lol

[Lock Jaw]

Potential champs after Mania:

US: John Cena
IC: Daniel Bryan
World: ...... Roman Reigns.

[Volare]

I'm calling cash in if the crowd shits on Reigns. And that the call will be made last second with Vince sitting at Gorilla.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>. <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee">@WWEAJLee</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE">@RealPaigeWWE</a> be like.. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> <a href="http://t.co/kc8AruVbUJ">pic.twitter.com/kc8AruVbUJ</a></p>&mdash; Scott Fishman (@smFISHMAN) <a href="https://twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/572590884396670977">March 3, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Volare]

Way to troll the internet Paul lol.

[el bobbo]

So, for the three biggest matches at Wrestlemania, half of the participants aren't even going to show up on Raw for it?

[Volare]

DAMN SHOT ON GARCIA HAHAHAHAHA

[Dark One]

Heyman spitting white hot fire, as usual.

[Emperor Smeat]

Heyman is amazing

[DrCrawford]

Heyman is so good

[Volare]

God Heyman is awesome at this.

[Corndad]

Paul Heyman should talk every moment of every day.

[Lock Jaw]

Heyman da man

[DrCrawford]

Love how the crowd is dead for him

[Tom Guycott]

I say he cashes in reguardless.

But I actually would like to see the unlikely scenario of Rollins putting Brock Lesnar in a simultaneous title match with both he and Reigns. As big of a badass as he is, he can't fend off two opponents at the same time in two technically separate matches.

[Frank Drebin]

Any random Heyman promo has the possibility to give you chills.

[Jura]

Ronon Raines vs Zep Rawlins

[Tom Guycott]

Heyman is so good

You misspelled God

[Jazzy Foot]

rock n roll buck zumhofe

[Lock Jaw]

I say he cashes in reguardless.

But I actually would like to see the unlikely scenario of Rollins putting Brock Lesnar in a simultaneous title match with both he and Reigns. As big of a badass as he is, he can't fend off two opponents at the same time in two technically separate matches.

Would not one guy hitting Brock Lesnar cause a DQ in the other matchup?

I don't see a cash in happening at Mania no matter what.

[KIRA]

rock n roll buck zumhofe

His career was downright criminal

Also I just want to reiterate Curtis Axel is more over than Roman Reigns.

[Jazzy Foot]

Did Hulk Hogan ever answer this challenge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgXmJI9b_Ao

[Tom Guycott]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>. <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee">@WWEAJLee</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE">@RealPaigeWWE</a> be like.. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> <a href="http://t.co/kc8AruVbUJ">pic.twitter.com/kc8AruVbUJ</a></p>&mdash; Scott Fishman (@smFISHMAN) <a href="https://twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/572590884396670977">March 3, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Jay Lethal and Curtis Axel as the Modern Day Mega Powers

[Dark One]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c78b0402d2c32079c92cf40a11e50787/tumblr_mv1sdibygj1rnjfjfo1_400.gif

[el bobbo]

YOU CAN'T WRESTLE!

[Tom Guycott]

Would not one guy hitting Brock Lesnar cause a DQ in the other matchup?

I don't see a cash in happening at Mania no matter what.

Wrestling logic. It would be one of those rules relaxed for the moment to work, kind of like a partner interfering in a tag match sometimes means an instant DQ, and other times, its a legit way to repeatedly break pinfalls.

Plus, that can be curcumvented by some Authority swerve saying they're going to allow the dual match to happen. Even have " Black Ref" be one of the zebras to help denote who counts who's fall. There could also be a double ref bump, and a single ref bump allowing Roman to get the cover, but Seth's ref doesn't count the fall. And finally Rollins capitalizing on RR and Brock beating eachother to hell, helping build Roman as a belivable force without actually getting the win the fans will riot over.

I dunno. Just something besides the Edge staple of cashing in on the match winner. Try something new. Shake things up.

[Jaded-Dragon]

Off work late, reading through to get caught up. Thank you Lock Jaw for that AJ gif!

[KIRA]

YOU CAN'T WRESTLE!
:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Every time Rollins starts yelling during a match, I picture/remember him screaming "Don't forget about that eye!"

[Droford]

Jesus at that bump noble took

[Lock Jaw]

Hate so much Cole saying "for the win"/"For the victory" when people go for the pin.... what else would it be for... also, he never says it when it is actually the end of the match.

[el bobbo]

I almost feel sorry for Reigns. Why are they doing this to him?

[Corndad]

So after Raw tonight Wrestlemania is setting up to me as follows...

Brock/Reigns
HHH/Sting
Taker/Wyatt
Rollins/Orton
Cena/Rusev
IC Title Match (Barrett, Ziggler, Bryan, Truth, Ambrose)
Paige AJ/Bellas *Maybe add Lumberjacks?
Andre Battle Royal (Few lower guys signed up, Probably Big Show, Kane to Represent Authority? Returning Sheamus to win it?)

8 matches, Maybe 1 more added?
Tag Title?

[Lock Jaw]

Makes sense.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/yCApR3p.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-march-2nd-2015)

[Emperor Smeat]

That dive by Reigns was nice and so was that spear to Rollins.

[Jaded-Dragon]

Nice dive to the outside, really fucking hate the spear though.

Your top guy just lost to a roll up distraction finish. Ffs man...

[Lock Jaw]

Seth Rollins trying to bust out the Flying Nothing to no avail

[Kris P Lettus]

So after Raw tonight Wrestlemania is setting up to me as follows...

Brock/Reigns
HHH/Sting
Taker/Wyatt
Rollins/Orton
Cena/Rusev
IC Title Match (Barrett, Ziggler, Bryan, Truth, Ambrose)
Paige AJ/Bellas *Maybe add Lumberjacks?
Andre Battle Royal (Few lower guys signed up, Probably Big Show, Kane to Represent Authority? Returning Sheamus to win it?)

8 matches, Maybe 1 more added?
Tag Title?


Luke Harper will be in the IC Ladder Match

[#1-norm-fan]

Roman Reigns loses to a distraction and a roll-up.

"I'm starting to believe Reigns could beat Lesnar!"

WWE logic

[Dark One]

I mean, sure, on one hand, it's dumb to hand Roman Reigns a loss four weeks before he goes against the man built up to be a world beater like no one else in history.

But, really, you want to give Seth Rollins a win in his last match on his last night as a whole living being.

Because he's dead after that spear.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I wonder if Stewart is going to talk about this on his own show tonight

Daily Show is recorded at 5pm. So, tune in tomorrow for the aftermath if there is one.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/DkoXTES.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

Just saw the Jon Stewart segment. The man can cut a promo. He managed to keep his sense of humor and not be awkwardly serious about it without making a total mockery of things. I thought that would be hard to do.

[Maluco]

The more I watch him, the more I think they NEED to do the Reigns turn and alignment with Heyman at Mania. He walks around and his mannerisms are so heel like, he looks so arrogant, whether its intentional or not.

I really think that the heel turn would be great for him and great for us. He could do what Brock is doing now and just destroy things. Soak up the boos when he does his poses and be that heel that everyone hates with Heyman being the hype man. Eventually the crowd would think he was a bad ass and turn him like they are doing with Brock

If Brock resigns you have the perfect Summerslam rematch with the roles reversed

[road doggy dogg]

Would love if Reigns went full Orton and just posed to soak up heel heat constantly

[road doggy dogg]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/229/1/5/randy_orton___the_pose_by_starsonfire24-d46wg7f.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pose2.png

[road doggy dogg]

http://i.imgur.com/1FbfR.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

https://mdjsuperstar.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/orton02.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

http://houseofstrengthgym.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/RandyOrton.jpg

[XL]

I'm gonna guess Axel flubbed his line, but kudos to him if it was intentional;

"36 days and 26 hours".

Brilliant.

[Shadrick]

I just caught AJ Lee's "Stay Weird" shirt as a nod to Triple H's "CM Punk is a Weird Guy" comment.