WWE RAW 3/2 featuring THE Jon Stewart, Lesnar live via Heyman, and the Wacky adventures of the IC belt

[Emperor Smeat]

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We’re four weeks away from WrestleMania 31, and emotions are running high throughout the WWE Universe. John Cena relentlessly pursues a rematch with United States Champion on The Grandest Stage of Them All, Bray Wyatt continues his quest to lure The Undertaker out of the darkness for a Show of Shows confrontation, and Seth Rollins attempts to coexist with The Authority’s prodigal son, Randy Orton, while waging a war of words with “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart.

This year’s Road to WrestleMania is already proving to be among the most chaotic in the storied history of The Showcase of the Immortals, but in many ways, we’re just getting started. What excitement awaits live on Raw?

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This week's Hall of Fame announcement:
Alundra Blayze/Madusa is expected to be announced tonight. Not being inducted tonight is the WWF Women's Championship since its still in a dump somewhere. Maybe the same place as the long lost E.T. Atari cartridges.

[Jazzy Foot]

Lots more Paige boing boing honk honk titty titty witty witty!

[Heisenberg]

oh shit, it's in Jersey

[Savio]

Jon Stewart will pin the IC champ.

[Frank Drebin]

Going to post this from another thread as I'm curious as to what yall think before this happens:

Now that its happening tonight....on a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable will this be? 1 being Hugh Jackman (self professed fan who gets into it, understands it and is written into a feud in a well done way) and 10 being Kathy Lee and Hoda (I'm embarrassed to be fan, and I hope no one is watching me watch this) .

[Corndad]

I'm gonna say a 1 or 2. Stewart is a pretty big fan from interviews I've heard. My hesitation is the "writing him into a feud well done" Portion of your statement. Be something if Rollins loses MITB cash in because of a Jon Stewart run in. Sounds like something that would happen in a storyline on Raw 2 on Xbox or something.

[road doggy dogg]

dude change your avatar, "jazzy foot"

[Jazzy Foot]

Do you masturbate during the Divas matches?

[ClockShot]

Glove holders, is that a new fashion trend going around the locker room?

[road doggy dogg]

Going to post this from another thread as I'm curious as to what yall think before this happens:

Now that its happening tonight....on a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable will this be? 1 being Hugh Jackman (self professed fan who gets into it, understands it and is written into a feud in a well done way) and 10 being Kathy Lee and Hoda (I'm embarrassed to be fan, and I hope no one is watching me watch this) .

Fairly low. Stewart is known for being a fairly big fan of the product (if only for his kids if anything) and seems to enjoy the false bravado of it all

[Jazzy Foot]

dude change your avatar, "jazzy foot"

why?

[Droford]

Never noticed Seth speech impediment

[KIRA]

They mentioned Stewart take a shot!

[Corndad]

"Corporate Kane Section"

[road doggy dogg]

yeah it's pretty hilarious, can't take him seriously

[ClockShot]

Doesn't Stewart tape tonight's show right about now? Or did he do it early just for tonight?

[Droford]

The Re Destruction of the Shield

[Lock Jaw]

Every time I see Roman Reigns, I think he looks like a giant Leo Kruger

[road doggy dogg]

no more vest... or has that been the case for a while

[Lock Jaw]

Roman "Squinty Eyes" Reigns

[road doggy dogg]

Brendan Fraser eyes

[Lock Jaw]

no more vest... or has that been the case for a while

Gotta sell the merch. Vest is for matches only.

[Droford]

There's a joke in there somewhere about his dick

[road doggy dogg]

lol oh boy

[road doggy dogg]

aside from ridiculous claims about Wiz Khalifa etc, really digging Rollins right now

[Jazzy Foot]

bring out paige already

[Lock Jaw]

Haven't had CM Punk chants in a while....

[Corndad]

Random CM Punk Chant? Eh.

[KIRA]

Romans still boring even when he's trying to be a smartass its academic at this point BOOOOO

[road doggy dogg]

"CM Punk" chant ha ha ha he has no job

[owenbrown]

CM Punk chants? really?

[Droford]

Lol at the boos

[Lock Jaw]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[owenbrown]

EAT SLEEP NO SHOW REPEAT sign :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Want someone who is good at "video editing" to make a vid of Roman Reigns going Super Saiyan when he goes OOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH

[OssMan]

Ramon Reigns seems like a huge idiot

[OssMan]

What if Seth Rollins cashes in his Money in the Bank briefcase at a show where brock lesnar isn't there

[Corndad]

Kinda hope R Truth is on commentary again.

[Lock Jaw]

For some reason the first google image search result for "Roman Reigns Super Saiyan" is this

http://threemanbooth.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/f5f1b-ajdbz6_3mb.jpg

[Jazzy Foot]

Tits match upcoming between Paige and Nikki Bella.

Wooooooooo wooo wooo wowoow wowowoooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Droford]

What if Seth Rollins cashes in his Money in the Bank briefcase at a show where brock lesnar isn't there

As long as he gets hhh to edit the contract to allow the belt to change hands on countout

[Volare]

So, Roman Reigns everyone....

[Frank Drebin]

Always wondered if they would consider going in another direction with the MITB case. Like, if whoever wins it has a blood feud with...i dunno...the IC champ and cashes it in on him because his hate out weighs his desire to go for the top belt. Might be a nice "out" if someone isn't ready for some reason. I dunno just a thought.

[KIRA]

I love what Randy is doing to Seth AND i WANT THAT SHIRT

[OssMan]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

[Frank Drebin]

Then again, I always thought someone winning the Rumble and demanding a match to end 'taker's streak would be cool too.

[GD]

lol @ JBL

[Corndad]

Love Truth on commentary LOL

[GD]

I am not sure about R-Truth's "push".

[Emperor Smeat]

#GiveICBeltAChance

[road doggy dogg]

lol R Truth so ridiculous, love it

[KIRA]

Everytime I see and hear R-truth I'm reminded how much I hope Vince dies for the good of us all

[GD]

Can't wait for Dean Ambrose to do his trademark clothesline.

[Droford]

There should be a belt where the champion is only decided by who actually possesses the belt and not who wins matches

[road doggy dogg]

wish this match was just randomly an hour long... complete with R truth on commentary

[Corndad]

When was the last time Truth was on Mania? K Kwik Days?

[KIRA]

However R-truth himself is gold

AND PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER THE IC BELT!

[Droford]

A couple years ago there used to be a ladder match at Mania for a guaranteed WWE/WHC match...

Now it's just for the IC title

[road doggy dogg]

POINTING SEASON

[Tom Guycott]

No, Cole, acrophobia is fear of heights. You can't just make up a word for the arachnophobia joke with Truth.

[Droford]

When was the last time Truth was on Mania? K Kwik Days?

26 with Morrison Vs ShowMiz?

30 in the ATGMBR

[Emperor Smeat]

When was the last time Truth was on Mania? K Kwik Days?

He was in last year's Andre Memorial Battle Royale.

[Tom Guycott]

There should be a belt where the champion is only decided by who actually possesses the belt and not who wins matches

In other words, Hardcore Championship with a modified 24/7 rule.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Droford]

In other words, Hardcore Championship with a modified 24/7 rule.

Minus the bring your own refs and pinfalls..

[ClockShot]

Where'd Harper come from?

[Tom Guycott]

Let me guess, Luke is going to take the belt now?

[ClockShot]

Repo Man gotta make an appearance, right?

[KIRA]

Harper is in it now IC belt keepaway!

[Corndad]

Barrett never wins. Ever.

[KIRA]

Repo Man gotta make an appearance, right?

Yea otherwise this angle can go to hell.

[Droford]

Eva Marie on Raw....ugh

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[road doggy dogg]

rofl

[Volare]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[GD]

Who is writing RAW?

[Droford]

Lol

[Tom Guycott]

Awwwesssooome!

[Volare]

OMG that was epic!

[KIRA]

lol

[Droford]

Obvious Niagara on a Pole match at WM

[VSG]

lol Niagara

[GD]

Can't believe Titus is making small penis jokes :)

[road doggy dogg]

Sandow looks FURIOUS

[Tom Guycott]

How soon will the "little general" signs start appearing?

[KIRA]

I admit that was actually funny

Mizdow looks intense

[owenbrown]

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[Volare]

Oh Damien is going to explode! This is great TV!!

[Lock Jaw]

Non almost unleashed

[owenbrown]

WWE...

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[Frank Drebin]

Who is writing RAW?

Old Patrice O'Neil material

[Lock Jaw]

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[slik]

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[Tom Guycott]

Old Patrice O'Neil material

That explains why everyone is acting like such assholes...

[Tom Guycott]

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He should wear the Kryptonian pajamas for Mania.

[Lock Jaw]

The new Face of Fear.... is this leading to a match with Meng?!

[Frank Drebin]

Comes at a price? Does he want a match with the Million Dollar Man as well???

[KIRA]

I love Wyatt but there seems to be a sort of burial of the Undertaker going on

[road doggy dogg]

you gon' burn too, dead man...

[Tom Guycott]

Barbarian first, then Haku.

[Frank Drebin]

How did his beard not get singed there?

[road doggy dogg]

cool, commercial for another Liam Neeson "Taken" movie... zzz

[owenbrown]

Taken 4: Just here for the paycheck

[Jazzy Foot]

Jizzdow

[Jazzy Foot]

The Jiz

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to suck if they don't bother to do any of Taker's mind tricks for this feud. Easy way for him to be involved without having to actually show up and Bray not being forced to do all the real work.

[Volare]

You're a mile behind there Jazz...

[Jazzy Foot]

Cunt is on a roll

[Tom Guycott]

Taken 4: Just here for the paycheck

"If you let grandma go now, that'll be the end of it..."

[Jazzy Foot]

What happened to me last year was a tragedy

[Volare]

BRC!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Doesn't Stewart tape tonight's show right about now? Or did he do it early just for tonight?

They film around 5pm est.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

[Jazzy Foot]

Do you like Mike and Ikes?

[Lock Jaw]

Hate Cesaro's theme so much....

[KIRA]

Begging Cesaro to get new music or go back to Malenko's theme

[Tom Guycott]

These guys need a name. And a theme that's not total fucking garbage.

[Lock Jaw]

Love The Usos so much....

[Jazzy Foot]

Natalya has huge boobies love them need to masturbate now

[Lock Jaw]

Tyson Kidd's ring gear......

[Jazzy Foot]

I will post pics

[KIRA]

Taken 4: Just here for the paycheck

Fast 7:We can probably do this without Paul walker

[owenbrown]

The Usos...

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[Corndad]

Wouldn't shock me if every Diva gets TV time this week after last week's #GiveDivasaChance Hashtag.

Hell Summer, Rosa, Eva Marie, all had TV time for God Sakes already.

We know Paige vs Bellas is still coming too.

[Frank Drebin]

Waiting for Cole to say:
".....and she calls that the Rear View!"

[Jazzy Foot]

Ahhhhhhh

[Savio]

For some reason the first google image search result for "Roman Reigns Super Saiyan" is this

http://threemanbooth.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/f5f1b-ajdbz6_3mb.jpg
Why AJ Lee? lol

[Tom Guycott]

Natalya has huge boobies love them need to masturbate now

Wait, are you saying you need to masturbate because of Nattie's breasticles, or are you demanding that her funbags autonomously pleasure themselves? Clarity counts.

[Lock Jaw]

So, are they going to do this match at Mania again?

[Lock Jaw]

Tyson "Troll Face" Kidd

[ClockShot]

I blinked and the match is over.

[road doggy dogg]

#GiveDivasAChance

let's make Natalya cry after a loss

[Frank Drebin]

Cena heel turn coming up in this next segment. 4 realz

[Volare]

John Cena should be in the Battle Royal, make it "prestigious."

[Jazzy Foot]

Wait, are you saying you need to masturbate because of Nattie's breasticles, or are you demanding that her funbags autonomously pleasure themselves? Clarity counts.

Tits

[Tom Guycott]

Fast 7:We can probably do this without Paul walker

Followed by Fast 8: We can CG in Paul Walker

[Lock Jaw]

Has there been a rassler with a "corrupt judge" gimmick? Feels like there should be one....

[Tom Guycott]

Has there been a rassler with a "corrupt judge" gimmick? Feels like there should be one....

Is this question limited to WWE? Because in ECW...

[Lock Jaw]

Sheamus coming back from Planet Funk

[Frank Drebin]

Dont care about face sheamus. Or sheamus in general

[Lock Jaw]

Is this question limited to WWE? Because in ECW...

Finish your sentences, please.

[Tom Guycott]

Sheamus is coming back. Wonder if he's going to use "Broken Dreams"...

[Tom Guycott]

Finish your sentences, please.

You first.

[Lock Jaw]

What if after Wrestlemania John Cena is the US Champion and Daniel Bryan is the IC Champion....

[Tom Guycott]

The Bulgarian Brute sounds like Santino on the stick.

[road doggy dogg]

John Cena should bring out Johnny Karate and/or Burt Macklin

[Jura]

I feel like they just have Cena appear just to sell his merchandise. He's no longer in the main events. While every other wrestler rarely comes out wearing their shirts Cena always comes out with a shirt, a hat, sweat bands and now a small towel.

[Frank Drebin]

Love when the crowd sings "John Cena sucks" to his theme.

[Jura]

The Walking T-shirt Stand

[road doggy dogg]

POINTING SEASON

[Frank Drebin]

I feel like they just have Cena appear just to sell his merchandise. He's no longer in the main events. While every other wrestler rarely comes out wearing their shirts Cena always comes out with a shirt, a hat, sweat bands and now a small towel.

The small towel that Cena steals from every hotel room.

[Lock Jaw]

Bored..... bring out Lana....

[Tom Guycott]

All I heard John say is "That's what I do" and now I miss Mark Henry.

[road doggy dogg]

Cena biting on Rock's lines... woof

[Droford]

Lol cena in the atgmbr

[Volare]

Holy shit I called it!!

[Savio]

Didn't he try the same thing last year?

[Lock Jaw]

Steph here to tell Cena "You can't be in that match, that match is for the leftovers!"

[road doggy dogg]

#GiveDivasAChance

[owenbrown]

Fuck

[KIRA]

Its weird seeing Cena in lower card matches

[road doggy dogg]

her theme music is so beyond fucking terrible

[Dark One]

Kind of hope Cena is actually in it and wins, so they can pretend it means something.

Can't imagine he'll get Cesaro'ed if he wins.

[Corndad]

No way Cena in Battle Royal is a thing lol

[owenbrown]

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[owenbrown]

Cena gets to bury a bunch of people at once

[Lock Jaw]

Would have laughed if Vladimir Putin came on the tron instead

[road doggy dogg]

lol @ Stephanie not knowing what murderer's row is

[Frank Drebin]

Steph here to tell Cena "You can't be in that match, that match is for the leftovers!"

yup...murderer's row....burying whomever is in it

[Droford]

Awww

[Volare]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Frank Drebin]

her theme music is so beyond fucking terrible

All I hear is: "SAAAMWY MEMEMEM DO MORRY...."

[road doggy dogg]

LOL Stephanie talking about women in power now... #GiveDivasAChance

[KIRA]

Cena and Stephine have such a flow

[Droford]

Here comes the Yes!

[Corndad]

*Cue Daniel Bryan's Music*

[road doggy dogg]

WRESTLE

MANIA

[Emperor Smeat]

Steph is right, why would the Authority even bother listening to any of Cena's demands.

[road doggy dogg]

oh shittt

[Frank Drebin]

Where's AJ to pants Steph?

[Lock Jaw]

CM Punk coming back to fight John Cena

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: the crowd

[Savio]

This is best for business.

[Volare]

This is freaking awesome!

[road doggy dogg]

#CenaToUFC

[Savio]

ROH?

[Corndad]

Axel HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Droford]

Axelmania

[Frank Drebin]

LOL...Axel

Hey...if this somehow gets him over with the crowd (Sandow style) I'm all for it

[Lock Jaw]

AXELMANIA RUNNING WILD TONIGHT

[road doggy dogg]

lol

[Volare]

AXELMANIA!!!

[KIRA]

YES!

[Dark One]

This is a weird as hell segment.

Steph is momentarily the biggest face in the company for threatening to keep the modern era's Hogan off of Wrestlemania.

[Corndad]

Fact.

[Jura]

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[Savio]

lol I love Axel.

[road doggy dogg]

lmao Axel.. yess

[Droford]

Here comes the Brogue Kick

[owenbrown]

Axel bout to be future endeavored right here

[road doggy dogg]

Axel reminds me of... Idk... one of those "kinda slow" characters on sitcoms... mad funny

[Lock Jaw]

Most over Curtis Axel has ever been

[Tom Guycott]

John Cena should be in the Battle Royal, make it "prestigious."


AXELMANIA RUNNING WILD TONIGHT

He needs an anti-elimination timer like Santino's Honk-A-Meter

[Corndad]

Axel Mania Chant. Love all this.

[Volare]

Axelmania chant hahahahahaha!!

[KIRA]

Curtis AXEL IS MORE OVER THAN ROMAN!

[Volare]

Dear God let Axel go over!!

[owenbrown]

what the fuck is going on here? :lol:

[Dark One]

Is this real life?

Is this a real segment?

[KIRA]

I am loving this

[Corndad]

HAHAHA Axel is magnificent.

[owenbrown]

welp nice knowing ya, Axel :-\

[Emperor Smeat]

#GiveAxelAChance

[Frank Drebin]

DO THE JOB CENA!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!

[road doggy dogg]

Is Cena gonna squash his ass

[Volare]

Oooo Cena issuing threats!

[Jura]

Cena vowing to bury Axelmania.

[Lock Jaw]

Cut to commercial instead of seeing Axel refuse to run and stand up to oppression

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[Volare]

What if Axel hulks up?

[Lock Jaw]

owenbrown awfully uppity tonight....

[Corndad]

Rusev will cost Cena the match and it will be wonderful.

[Volare]

OB is doing OB.

[Volare]

Rusev will cost Cena the match and it will be wonderful.

And TPWW will crash.

[road doggy dogg]

I've gotta say, Raw tonight has been a significant step up over the past 2-3 weeks

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> has spoken

<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AxelMania?src=hash">#AxelMania</a>

&gt;

<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/cenation?src=hash">#cenation</a></p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/572580466873794560">March 3, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Yes, that only happened once and he was stressed. <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz">@mikethemiz</a> is the LEADING MAN in this household. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BigMike?src=hash">#BigMike</a> ��</p>&mdash; Maryse Mizanin (@maryse0uellet) <a href="https://twitter.com/maryse0uellet/status/572573609316634625">March 3, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Poit]

I am really liking Curtis Axel right now. He's taken a gimmick of "I was attacked once by Erick Rowan" and made it entertaining.

[Tom Guycott]

Funny, Perfect's son starts getting over by impersonating Hogan. Not knocking it. I love it. But it is kinda... weird.

It be like if Cody dropped the paint and started dressing like Roddy Piper.

[Volare]

Way to protect your hubby Maryse.

[Volare]

CMON AXEL!!

[Frank Drebin]

The more chances we get to hear Axel's theme, I'm all for it.

[KIRA]

My faith in this company might be restored

[Frank Drebin]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Yes, that only happened once and he was stressed. <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz">@mikethemiz</a> is the LEADING MAN in this household. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BigMike?src=hash">#BigMike</a> ��</p>&mdash; Maryse Mizanin (@maryse0uellet) <a href="https://twitter.com/maryse0uellet/status/572573609316634625">March 3, 2015</a></blockquote>
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love it

[Jura]

What if Axel hulks up?

You mean Axes up.

[Droford]

This is kind of heelish

[owenbrown]

:rofl: Axel

[Volare]

Awww dammit.

[Lock Jaw]

What a horrible beating!! Axel is not walking away from that! Just like Cena promised!

[KIRA]

goddamn this fucking company

[owenbrown]

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[Frank Drebin]

sweet....Lana promo:y:

[Volare]

Dammit Rusev you're 5 minutes late!!

[Tom Guycott]

Ruined a perfect .gif-able moment to show a closeup of Cena's lemon facing.

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev mentioned the number of Wrestlemania. Gonna get buried now as punishment.

[Savio]

I think Cena will get the match by sexually assaulting Lana and enraging Rusev.

[Volare]

Rusev Heat is great!

[Jura]

I like how that flag pop is scaring everyone.

[Emperor Smeat]

I think Cena will get the match by sexually assaulting Lana and enraging Rusev.

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