E3 2015

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Or creating awkward moments.

"WHAAAAAT"

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I have no idea who this is. I'm probably out of touch.

[Poit]

Same here.

[Kalyx triaD]

Jesus with this concert.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Would have been more of a surprise if it was Hasney with highway to the Dangerzone.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: impromptu concert

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It's number 1 apparently.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Just Dance now has a subscription service. Help me god.

[Poit]

"First-ever dance-on-demand streaming service"

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Gun on the table. Dramatic tone shift.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oh, Rainbow Six Siege. Cool beans.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

HEYYYY GIRRRLLL

[Kalyx triaD]

Legendary Angela Bassett course-corrects her Amanda Waller role in Rainbow Six.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That was awesome to be honest. Thinking Angela Bassett and Aisha need to be opposite each other in some game.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

E3 pushing the limits of cute presenters this year.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wouldn't a bomb exploded if it got shot like that?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">More of this insincere mic chat shit. Imagine being the person who spends a day having to rehearse this awkward shite. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/E32015?src=hash">#E32015</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/UbiE3?src=hash">#UbiE3</a></p>&mdash; Jim Sterling (@JimSterling) <a href="https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/610579528830853120">June 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[#BROKEN Hasney]

Ehhhh it looks alright, but I still can't pay full price for a game I can't play with randoms because it'll be shit.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Trackmania is fun, but nothing to be hyped about.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Random tracks do seem nuts.

VR DEMO. PUKE EVERYWHERE.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

So over AC right now. Black Flag won't be topped.

[Poit]

This guy enunciates well.

[Poit]

And he's kinda cute.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"I'LL LET YOU HANDLE THIS ONE LADS".

People on mountains. Please don't be yet another Far Cry. Kill all their franchises.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Call of Juarez possibly. Looks like it might be a Ubi open world game though.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

... How was that Ghost Recon?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Now 2 hours to kill until Sony. This is supposed to be a big one so hopefully it lives up to it.

[Emperor Smeat]

... How was that Ghost Recon?
Because the cocaine said so?

Thought for a bit it was going to be some sort of Just Cause type game instead.

[Poit]

Monday Night RAW IS WAR starts in under an hour.

[Cool King]

People are noticing that the bad guy from Mirror's Edge: Catalyst, Gabriel Kruger, looks like Andrew Wilson.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHkjNMkWsAA2SZr.jpg

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Monday Night RAW IS WAR starts in under an hour.

I could go for an hour of promos before the Sony main event.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The XB1 Elite pad is going to be $150. Think I'll pass.

[ClockShot]

Hoping Sony got something big planned to counter the Backwards Compatibility bomb Microsoft dropped.

Will be watching the pressers tomorrow.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hoping Sony got something big planned to counter the Backwards Compatibility bomb Microsoft dropped.

Will be watching the pressers tomorrow.

PS3 is a bitch to emulate, but if they announced PS1/2 classics for PS4, I'll be happy.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Rare collection impressions from GAF. Didn't realise they had Spectrum games in there too.

I am at the Xbox Fan Fest right now and the Rare Replay Collection is here and playable. I realize I'm just a nobody but I can post my ugly mug with my badge for proof is needed.

I just got done going through 15 minutes of the package and asked the MS rep various questions.
The Spectrum games have a rewind feature when you click in the left analog stick. Meant to be a cushion for new all skill levels playing the package.
I got mixed answers regarding various UI changes. Xbox games that would display the black and white butttons get changed to the bumpers. However when I would boot up a 360 game, buttons were the same as a 360. So you'll see the Start button instead of whatever it is on the bone.
They have a milestone system in the game that acts as individual achievements for games in the package. These earn you stamps which are used to unlock video contact among other things in the package.
Games from the 360 on don't have unique milestones tied to them. Instead they are based on your Gamers core since those games have existing achievement systems.
Playing the older spectrum and NES games has a vanity feature that applies an old CRTish look over the game. I tried it briefly but wasn't a fan. Kept it at the native image and it looked nice and crisp.
The games also have another feature that I'm blanking on the name of, but it's bite sized challenges with leader board support. The one I tried my hand at had me assemble a rocket and fuel it under 60 seconds for the original Jetpac.
He said this collection was worked on internally by Rare themselves.
He mentioned they reached out to the Stamper brothers for video content about Project Dream and they've had an ongoing dialogue with them. According to the rep they were excited to collab.

I'm typing this all on mobile so I apologize for bad Grammer and spelling among other things. I typed this all stream of conciousness. Feel free to ask me questions. I may know the answer.

[Kalyx triaD]

The XB1 Elite pad is going to be $150. Think I'll pass.

What the fucking fuck? No controller is worth two games not by a long shot.

[ClockShot]

I know Playstation Now is supposed to be their answer to backwards compat. I'm sure that hasn't taken off/caught on as planned.

They need something big to win this......................No Man's Sky. That's gotta be close to ready.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I know Playstation Now is supposed to be their answer to backwards compat. I'm sure that hasn't taken off/caught on as planned.

They need something big to win this......................No Man's Sky. That's gotta be close to ready.

RUMORS:

Last Guardian
No Man's Sky with Morpheus support
FF7 Remake
Yakuza 5 date

Agree on PS Now though. Subscription is pretty cool, but I want to own the games.

[drave]

The controller being $150 is a fucking joke.

Even "pros" will not pay that much, it doesn't warrant THAT much of a competitive edge.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! ! :n::n::n::n::n::n::n::n::n::n:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

E3 YouTube with Tony Hawk right now. Gonna show off that trainwreck THPS5.

[Kalyx triaD]

Is Hawk 5 a trainwreck?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They showed off the game and it looks like a phone port with physics to match THPS HD.

[Emperor Smeat]

New Hitman game got leaked early although nothing about the game itself was revealed. Was meant to be one of Square Enix's surprises for their press conference tomorrow.

http://www.destructoid.com/russian-playstation-store-leaks-new-hitman-294077.phtml

[Kalyx triaD]

They showed off the game and it looks like a phone port with physics to match THPS HD.

Fuck.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Here's the THPS5 footage. Please bear in mind that this is a PS4/XB1 game.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0KaZ1I7siFA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[#BROKEN Hasney]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We are not actually showing a new press conference tonight. It will just be a HD remaster of a classic press conference</p>&mdash; CEO Kaz Hirai (@KazHiraiCEO) <a href="https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/610605201662308353">June 16, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[#BROKEN Hasney]

PS4 update TODAY with media network streaming, finally.

Please have PS1/2 support in there...

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Sonys conference actually starting relatively on time.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"That's a clap line"

Dammit Shawn, you don't announce that.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

STARTING WITH LAST GUARDIAN. HOLY SHIT.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU START WITH THIS. IS THIS REALITY?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

HE'S BEING STROKED AHHHHHH. ALREADY BEATEN ALL OTHER CONFERENCES WITH ONE VIDEO. HOLY SHIT.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This seriously looks so amazing.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

He's whimpering

[#BROKEN Hasney]

2016. Last Guardian. It's actually going to happen.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Horizon coming up next. Mech dinosaurs and viking time!

[Emperor Smeat]

STARTING WITH LAST GUARDIAN. HOLY SHIT.

They actually revealed it?

Now what's left for running gags in gaming, just Metroid Dread and Half-Life 3?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They actually revealed it?

Now what's left for running gags in gaming, just Metroid Dread and Half-Life 3?

Yup, decent sized demo. There's still Shenmue 3 and FF7 remake as running jokes, BUT WHO KNOWS NOW.

This Horizon does look awesome, but I can't trust anything "From the makers of Killzone".

[ClockShot]

Killzone wasn't that bad.


Yeah okay, Shadow Fall was a huge letdown. But I enjoyed the first 3.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Looked good, really good. Took down a massive dinosaur mech with bow and arrow and a tether.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Now new Hitman. There is no breathing room from awesome announcements right now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hitman beta happening on PS4, game will apparently keep evolving through time?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Now it's SF V time

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Birdie and Cammy confirmed.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

SF V beta hits July 23rd.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

No Mans Sky time. Live demo right now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Audibly said WHAT THE FUCK when he zoomed out all those star systems.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Wasn't that amazed by the previous demos of No Mans Sky, but someone actually playing it made me very interested.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Media Molecule on stage, but not for new Teraway. New game!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Basically everyone is in a dream and these dreams are all linked.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

You sketch your own dream. Less hyped for this.

[Emperor Smeat]

Basically everyone is in a dream and these dreams are all linked.

Inception inspired game?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Inception inspired game?

You basically model it out. Not sure what else happens to be honest.

[Frank Drebin]

That demo of No Mans Sky could have gone better. Still interested in the game.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Firewatch. Basically some dude exploring a cave with a radio.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

HE HAS A LITTLE TURTLE

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Destiny talk. Time for a piss.

[Frank Drebin]

Lol "this shit never gets old"

I like this guy

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lol "this shit never gets old"

I like this guy

Adam Boyes is awesome. Was referencing leaks at PSX in a hilarious way.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That delicious joke didn't land.

[Frank Drebin]

Waiting for a mark out moment at the end of this....Crossing fingers

[#BROKEN Hasney]

AssCreed again. We needed a breather from the start to be honest.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Sony has a lot of exclusive content now. I don't like it.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

World of Final Fantasy. PS4 and Vita.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Er, HOLY SHIT. FF7 TOTAL REMAKE

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'M SHOUTING. THEY FUCKING DID IT.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING ADVENT CHILDREN. HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Indie sizzle reel to cool off. Thank fuck.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

SHENMUE WHAT IN THE FUCK

[Kalyx triaD]

Daaaaamn Sony.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Kickstarter is actually down. They killed it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess Sony wasn't joking about going all out with the surprises this E3 to make up for the lack of 1st party stuff.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kickstarter is actually down. They killed it.

Also NeoGAF although to be fair that usually stutters or goes down a bit during Sony E3 press conferences.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

OK, breathing again. Talking software. There cannot be anymore megatons of that magnitude at all, it's not possible.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Black Ops 3 now. Guessing Sony have that content deal now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"Built for coop". Built for YAWWWWWWNNNNN.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Wait, there's still over 50 minutes to go? Fuck me.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lego Infinity has an exclusive starter pack. Woo.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

More Battlefront gameplay.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oh, it was only 90 minutes. That makes more sense.

Finishing on Uncharted 4. Pretty underwhelming compared to the other announcements mind you.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Uncharted 4 having technical difficulties. Hugely populated area which is cool.

[Emperor Smeat]

Oh, it was only 90 minutes. That makes more sense.

Finishing on Uncharted 4. Pretty underwhelming compared to the other announcements mind you.

Should have saved Shenmue III for the closer. Still get Kickstarter going down and end with a mega shock moment.

[Disturbed316]

So many awesome pieces of news coming out of this E3, going to be a good year for gamers.

[Fignuts]

I would totally wreck that cute chick with the glasses at the ubisoft conference.

Also, video games.

But yeah, great E3 so far. Ubisoft was disappointing me, as I was hoping for a new Rayman game, but they won me back with the afformentioned nerd chick and Ghost Recon WildWhateveritwascalled. Open world Ghost Recon sounds great. I actually thought it was Farcry at first and thinking "Wow this looks like an actual Far Cry sequel instead of the Upgraded Far Cry 3 that was Far Cry 4."

Horizon looks bitching. Like I said, never thought Killzone was bad, it just existed. Just a cliched FPS that played well enough, but was just mind numbingly uninteresting. This Horizon game though, is a great concept, and I already love the the style.

Birdie back in Street Fighter 5 is cool. Cammy. God fucking damn it.

Those Battlefront videos doing a lot to restore my faith. Still pissed there's only 4 planets though.

No Man's Sky is a game I've been anticipating for a long time. Looks great, but I hope you can turn off that weird filter.

Minecraft on the Microsoft Hololens blew my fucking mind. Have ben indifferent to all the VR stuff up til now but I am officially at full mast.

So far the biggest news in my opinion is Fallout 4 PC mods being downloadable to the Xbox One version, and I'm kind of shocked people here aren't making a bigger deal about it. That is fucking huge. That has been, for decades now, the biggest advantage PC gamers have had over the consoles. Mountains of new content, completely free of charge. Obviously there is a lot of it that is shit, but anyone who has dabbled in mods for popular games like Skyrim will tell you that there is an insane amount of genuinely great content as well. Far more then you will ever get as DLC.

Oh yeah, and FINAL FANTASY MOTHERFUCKING 7

[Emperor Smeat]

Major Nelson from Microsoft revealed some details on how Xbox 360 backwards compatibility will work for the Xbox One.

Some details include current preview members get access to 21 games possible, saves and gamerscores carry over, and future games will be based on fan feedback to make it easier for them to do deals with publishers.

Games that required Kinect on the Xbox 360 won't be compatible though. Same for other games that required additional hardware (ex. Rock Band, Guitar Hero series I assume).


Your Xbox 360 Titles are Already There: To play one of the supported titles listed above that you already own, simply go to My Games and Apps and download the game to your Xbox One. Or put the disc in the drive, install the game and start playing.

Play against Your Friends on Xbox One and Xbox 360: Starting today, you can play against your Xbox 360 friends on Xbox Live, whether or not they are in the preview program. Just invite them to a party in the Xbox 360 menu and jump right in. Xbox One and Xbox 360 gamers can play the same game at the same time, against each other.

Use Current-Gen Tools in Last-Gen Games: The gameplay experience, including graphical quality, of your favorite Xbox 360 games are just as you remember them, but with Xbox One Backward Compatibility, you can utilize your favorite Xbox One features, like screenshots, GameDVR, broadcasting, Game Streaming and more with the Xbox on Windows 10 app. It’s the best of both worlds!


Digital-only games on the Xbox 360 are also supported in this plan.

http://news.xbox.com/2015/06/xbox-microsoft-unleashes-xbox-one-backward-compatibility-game-streaming-in-preview

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Keep forgetting there was a new Hitman last night. love the series but man, did that ever get lost in the shuffle.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Still excited for Nintendo though

http://i.imgur.com/ZIGDhRP.gif

Obviously after all this, there's going to be a new Metroid, F-Zero and Punch Out. Mother 3 on VC next week. 3DS Twilight Princess. More StarFox. Plus SURPRISES.

[drave]

Metroid and Star Fox will be awesome, but I will never play them :(

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Honestly would be going into this more muted if Sony didn't blow minds last night. Makes me feel like this is the year.

SquareEnix have a conference straight after. Doubt we'll get too much more on FF7, but Hitman & Deus Ex will make me happy.

[road doggy dogg]

Of everything that's happened at E3 + prior... if all I got out of this was Fallout 4 and an FF7 remake I'd consider it a win

What a year

[ClockShot]

Soooooooooooooooooooo?

In your humble opinions, who won the show so far?

[road doggy dogg]

Really hard to say. Everybody brought it this year. I really hope Nintendo doesn't underwhelm today.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Sony walked out and announced something I've waited 15 years for, something I've waited 10 for and something I've waited 3 years for. It is the single greatest E3 conference I've ever watched.

[Big Vic]

Cool to see Nintendo World Championships are back.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nintendo in 25 minutes. Expecting Star Fox, new Animal Crossing and possibly new Paper Mario. Really hoping they've got more than that though.

SquareEnix then without a break.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Man, puppet Iwata, Miyamoto and Reggie are fucking fantastic.

[drave]

They need to bring Metroid, done right, to Wii U. I don't even have or will I have one, but they reeeeeeeeally should.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

THEY'RE TURNING IN STAR FOX CHARACTERS

[#BROKEN Hasney]

HEY FOX, DO A BARREL ROLL

I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. Fuck me, this is looking good.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Starfox Zero, end of the year.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Starfox 2 shout out.

[road doggy dogg]

love Reggie irrationally

[#BROKEN Hasney]

NX talk coming 2016.

[road doggy dogg]

did they just tease NX?

[Poit]

I'm off to work. Hopefully I don't have any problems with the Twitch stream on my phone while I'm on the train.

[road doggy dogg]

really hope half this presentation isn't just amiibo

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Amiibos in Skylanders. Big whoop.

[road doggy dogg]

skylanders + amiibo...............meh

[road doggy dogg]

rofl the muppets xD

[#BROKEN Hasney]

New four swords Zelda game. PLEASE FUCK HAVE ONLINE SUPPORT.

[road doggy dogg]

samurai link on 3ds wtb

[road doggy dogg]

totem time

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fashion savvy people. I'm down with that.

[road doggy dogg]

crossdressing in a zelda game #SJW

[#BROKEN Hasney]

ONLINE play noted at the bottom. Now I'm excited.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hyrule Warriors 3DS time. We knew it already, but it looks so good.

[road doggy dogg]

online confirmed

Hyrule Warriors on 3DS

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hyrule Warriors looks so good, I'll be shocked if it isn't New 3DS only.

[road doggy dogg]

maybe I'm just being spoiled but I'm not digging the pacing of this presentation

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Metroid Prime Federation Force!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

And that Blast Ball from that World Championship is a Metroid game. Sweet.

Fire Emblem Fates! Hoping we get some FE X SMT too.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

titties

[road doggy dogg]

Metroid 4 player co op... nice

Fire Emblem game... sweet

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oh yeah, here we go for the SMT FE.

[road doggy dogg]

so many titties

what is it.. i'm buying

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Girl surprised by how big her titties are there.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

so many titties

what is it.. i'm buying

Fire Emblem Cross Shin Megami Tensai. Going to be an awesome mix.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Dramatic music for earth being destroyed. Xenoblade Chronicles X looks great to me.

"Boring" - Kotaku.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

4/12 for Xbeoblade.

Now Animal Crossing time... But first, the bullshit house making game.

[road doggy dogg]

so much 3DS stuff...

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Here we go. WII U ANIMAL CROSSING

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oh fuck, AC party.... Fuck everything.

[road doggy dogg]

the fuck....... can't they just have an AC map or amiibo support in MP10

[#BROKEN Hasney]

the fuck....... can't they just have an AC map or amiibo support in MP10

It looks like a totally different game. An even shittier one.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Yarn Yoshi is adorable at least.

[road doggy dogg]

THOSE YOSHIS ARE SO CUTE I WANT THEM ALL

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The only game where you can shit your friends and throw them.

[road doggy dogg]

Mario Yoshi and Samus Yoshi.. haha love it

[road doggy dogg]

POOCHY :D

[Wehttam]

these puppets

what

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Yokai Watch. This game is massive in Japan, so hope it's good.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

PAPER X SUPER MARIO!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

There's seriously so much 3DS stuff that I'm sure the NX is a Wii U replacement.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Get some Mario Sports playas

[Wehttam]

love mario tennis

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Mario Tennis is this year. Was hoping they were going to show a golf and Strikers too though.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Underwater goombas for IF YOU'RE A MONSTER.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That wasn't a good show. AC Amiibo Party was mindblowingly bad and Mario Maker looked so much better at the world championship.

[road doggy dogg]

Very disappointing showing imo

[road doggy dogg]

lol what in the actual hell is this

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Let's not Super Mario.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

SQEnix time. Nintendo really don't get it.

[road doggy dogg]

"one more thing I wanna talk about" ... wonder if that will be anything

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"one more thing I wanna talk about" ... wonder if that will be anything

Probably Fatal Frame or Devils Third. Doubt it will be a new announcement.

[drave]

Not sure SQEnix can top what they have already announced, but I am ready.

[road doggy dogg]

Star Fox game does look fun, but overall very underwhelming

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Not sure SQEnix can top what they have already announced, but I am ready.

I think this is mostly going to be the Western titles like Just Cause, Deus Ex and Hitman. Final Fantasy XV is confirmed not to be there.

[drave]

I can always get down with some Deus Ex.

[drave]

Thanks Nintendo, for reminding me why I no longer own your consoles.

[Wehttam]

http://cdn.nintendonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unlock_famicom_pattern_yoshi_woolly_world.jpg

[#BROKEN Hasney]

SquareEnix running later than Sony.

Nintendo thing was a Fatal Frame trailer. Fatal Frame is such a goddamn good game.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Starting with a Just Cause 3 video.

Fuck, he wants to talk journey.

[drave]

Boooooooooooooooo @ Journey talk.

Just Cause 3 looks ridiculously fun.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Feels strange for them to get former WCW champion David Arquette to talk.

[Cool King]

Feels strange for them to get former WCW champion David Arquette to talk.

I thought the same thing when I saw him.

[drave]

Feel like it would be more exciting if they werent staring at the fucking prompter the whole time while speaking in monotone and forcing smiles.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Feel like it would be more exciting if they werent staring at the fucking prompter the whole time while speaking in monotone and forcing smiles.

They're treating it as a business conference. It's gonna be a long one.

[drave]

Unlimited C4

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nice looking sunflowers.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

December 1st is an OK date. Will have had a month of MGS V and Fallout 4 each by that point, so ready for something more.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

He had a very British accent

[#BROKEN Hasney]

PLATINUM!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The credits are DQ and Final Fantasy vets with the director of Revengance.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

NIER done by Platinum? Holy shit.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That's big. THAT'S BIG.

[drave]

That was a whole lotta nothing

[drave]

I mean, if it was meant to showcase the art, it was OK.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That was a whole lotta nothing

Anyone who's familiar with NieR or Platinum would absolutely disagree.

AHAHAHA THIS FUCKING GUY

[drave]

I get the name drops.... but the "showcase" could have been completely left out tbh.

[Wehttam]

what is this guy

[drave]

Angry Birds hair.

[drave]

No, he has an Angry Bird on his head, disguised as hair.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Not sure why they'll still talking if they're not going to reveal anything though.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I mean, I wish they'd shown us a bit more of that rather than yet more Tomb Raider since that was on MS.

[Wehttam]

is the last tomb raider game worth playing?

[drave]

If you like quick time events and hunting now and then. That happens between platforming and story.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

is the last tomb raider game worth playing?

Loads of people seem to like it, but I found it a boring slog.

[drave]

SHE HAS PORES GUYS!!!


That means blackheads and pimples too right?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"We look at every detail, like her anatomy"

:naughty:

[RoXer]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">4:19 vs 4:20 <a href="http://t.co/tBGuUdBYOO">pic.twitter.com/tBGuUdBYOO</a></p>&mdash; duke nut em (@gormlesstosser) <a href="https://twitter.com/gormlesstosser/status/610860050173820929">June 16, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Wehttam]

Loads of people seem to like it, but I found it a boring slog.

it was a free games with gold game.

maybe i like boring slog.

i like reading your posts, so there is precedent.

[Wehttam]

sorry

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nintendo Treehouse feed confirmed Platinum are working on Star Fox too.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Yay, mobile game, I think.

[Wehttam]

like the art style of this other lara croft game

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Heavensward!!

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Oh, sizzle reel.

[drave]

Did I just see dragon titties in the Heavensward trailer?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Kingdom Hearts time though. It's the cock that ruined FF7 in December.

[ClockShot]

Missing subtitles.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They forgot to translate him.

But FF7 Remake video again.

[ClockShot]

There's the dub over.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Still getting the original.

[ClockShot]

They cover Deus Ex yet?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This guy is the ultimate buzzkill. iOS gets it before the consoles as well?

At least it's Kingdom Hearts now.

OH FUCK A KINGDOM HEARTS MOBILE GAME. THIS FUCKING GUY.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Seriously, he came out with the FF7 re-release in December when we expected a remake, then today comes out as KINGDOM HEARTS CREATOR to show the same trailer as last night, then announce FF7 will be out on iOS first and finally shove the Disney logo up on screen and... MOBILE KINGDOM HEARTS.

Not just if I should laugh or cry when he's on screen.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Ah thank god, he can redeem himself a little.

Oh my god, this video message. AGAIN HE GOT ME.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS. WHY DOES HE HURT US?!

OH GOOD, FUCKING ROY FROM THE VIDEO IS HERE.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

FINALLY.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fantastic video though. It made up for it.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

World of FF time again. Probably going to be the same video.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hitman is basically a reboot.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

CROWBAR TO THE HEAD.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This does look really really good, especially if the ever expanding holds true.

December 9th too.

[ClockShot]

Doesn't sound like Marsha Thomason is back as Diana Burnwood.

[Fignuts]

Lots of anti-Nintendo talk from drave here. Swear to god drave, if I wrote that giant write up for nothing and you dont buy a wiiu, I,m gonna come to your house and punch you right in the dick.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Star Ocean is back and by god, it needs to be batter than the last one.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This fucking guys collar.

[ClockShot]

YEAH! HERE WE GO!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Project Guard on Wii U is also made by Platinum.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Deu Sex.com

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"remarkable content"

Can barely understand the guy, but there's a portal app for Final Fantasy.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Speaking of RPGS, one more announcement.

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He rikes to share

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They've got an RPG studio and one is making a new IP. Could be cool, but it looks wayyyyy early.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Good games and videos shown, horrible presentation. I'd rather have it that way round though.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Standing on the stage appluading for this long is just weird.

[RoXer]

Giant Bomb after party will start at 6:30 tonight (and tomorrow(and Thursday)) and it's always entertaining with the guests they get and their interviews they give. They haven't said who they got this year yet but it's always been good.

[drave]

Lots of anti-Nintendo talk from drave here. Swear to god drave, if I wrote that giant write up for nothing and you dont buy a wiiu, I,m gonna come to your house and punch you right in the dick.

Get to punching baby :kiss:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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