Give WWE rasslers a different gimmick

[Shisen Kopf]

and don't just say bizarro somebody bc that is just lazy and I'll ask you to leave this thread for good. Ok? Anyway, I was thinking that instead of being boring old Big Show, they could give him a gimmick where he lost all his money and is now a bum and he's only in the WWE for the catering. He now goes around begging for cash, coupons and smokes and he sleeps in dumpsters, alleys and homeless shelters. His new name....Bag Show bc he is a bum with a bag.

[Shisen Kopf]

Also, another rule, please no one say something dumb like Rey Mysterio caught the gay or other silly ideas. Thanks.

[#1-norm-fan]

and don't just say bizarro somebody bc that is just lazy and I'll ask you to leave this thread for good. Ok?

So I can't say Bizarro Cesaro?

[Sixx]

Roman Reigns is now Aquaman and loses every match by forfeit because he refuses to leave the tub. His outfit consists of only a kid's diving mask.

[Shisen Kopf]

So I can't say Bizarro Cesaro?

Nope, please leave the thread.

[#1-norm-fan]

What about Bizarro Bizarro Cesaro? He's the exact opposite of everything Bizarro Cesaro would be.

[Blonde Moment]

Big Show after repeated getting screwed out of a title shot forces his way into a match at Wrestlemania with HHH for control of the company pinning him after outside interference from Mark Henry. Next night on Raw Big show comes out in a 3 piece suit and starts referring to himself as the Big Bossman with Henry, Khali and Santino as his stooges. Backstage segments would include Ryback being forced to change in broom closets, the Stooges trying to find a limo big enough for them all and HHH rummaging around in the garbage with Steph shrieking in the background dressed like a baglady

[Shisen Kopf]

What about Bizarro Bizarro Cesaro? He's the exact opposite of everything Bizarro Cesaro would be.

I'll allow that Welcome back to the thread.

[#1-norm-fan]

Awesome and thanks.

[Sixx]

The New Day have a weekly movie night, this time it's a Tarantino marathon. During "True Romance" after hearing that "Sicilians were spawned by niggers" Kofi realizes his lifelong dream of becoming a wiseguy is not as unreal as he previously thought so he leaves his stablemates, gets himself a nice striped suit, a ton of brilliantine and after watching 7 Joe Pesci movies is ready to start his new life. His new catchphrase is "fuhgeddaboudit" and every week he finds someone from the catering, yells about Ragu and every week they say there's none. He then knocks them out with his new finisher Tiramisuplex.

His new name is Kofino.

[Shisen Kopf]

Also, people please don't say something like Darren Young should start a stable called New Gay. Not funny.

[Blonde Moment]

Also, people please don't say something like Darren Young should start a stable called New Gay. Not funny.

Wrestling is never intentionally funny Mr. Kopf.

Have some backstage segments where Young is being asked questions about when he discovered his sexuallity and how he dealt with it with O'Neil getting a little flustered and upset by having to be apart of these conversations all the time. Finally O'Neil has had enough and simply tells Young this isn't what he signed up for but if he needs him he has his back and walks out on him. Young slowly puts together a small group of wrestlers who are either openly gay or supportive of him and his friends. Have a new stable formed with maybe the Miz, Cody, one of the Bella's, Harper and Rowen and use the old name the Right to Censor whose goal is to get this Gay smut off Tv and out of the minds of impressionable young views. This would all lead up to O'Neil being forced to chose sides.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena gets a new gimmick where he has a pituitary gland problem which causes him to be quite odiferous (stinky), and fans chant "JOHN CENA STINKS!" during his entrance.

All his matches are won via either pinfall with the P.-U. or via submission with the S.T.P.-U.

[Vastardikai]

Miz has an existential meltdown, having realized he peaked and that no one cares if he lives or dies. Cut to a few weeks of the Lunchtime Suicides like skits, and he finally discovers his salvation. He's standing on a bridge, about to jump, he sees a Semicolon. He decides that life is in fact worth living, after all.

Erik Rowan then shoves him to his doom, and he's repackaged as the Pusher, given a babyface run, and eventually the IC title.

[Sepholio]

It is revealed that Dean Ambrose is actually a qualified psychiatrist and was simply playing the lunatic role in a bit of character acting to try and better understand the mind set of the crazies, which just so happens to be the topic of a book he has been writing for the past 5 years.

[Sepholio]

Sheamus gets a tan and plays an Irish guy trying to be a guido from Jersey Shore because he idolizes The Situation.

[Sepholio]

The Undertaker has a midlife crisis and loses touch with his identity. He then comes out at WM on a customized motorcycle that looks like a coffin on wheels, wearing the biker Taker clothes with the deadman hat and shoulder pads. During his match with Sting, which is a falls count anywhere match because I said it is, the fight spills into a dressing room in the back. Sting finds a baseball bat conveniently placed in the corner and hits Taker with it. He goes for the pin, but Taker kicks out. He then does the classic sit up which causes Sting and the ref to back towards the door a little bit. Taker stands up, but looks dazed. He then pushes Sting and the ref out of the locker room and locks the door. For the next minute or so Sting attempts to get the door open to no avail when suddenly it opens and there stands MEAN MARK CALLOUS who promptly whoops Stings ass into oblivion and wins the match.

[Sixx]

The Undertaker has a midlife crisis and loses touch with his identity. He then comes out at WM on a customized motorcycle that looks like a coffin on wheels, wearing the biker Taker clothes with the deadman hat and shoulder pads. During his match with Sting, which is a falls count anywhere match because I said it is, the fight spills into a dressing room in the back. Sting finds a baseball bat conveniently placed in the corner and hits Taker with it. He goes for the pin, but Taker kicks out. He then does the classic sit up which causes Sting and the ref to back towards the door a little bit. Taker stands up, but looks dazed. He then pushes Sting and the ref out of the locker room and locks the door. For the next minute or so Sting attempts to get the door open to no avail when suddenly it opens and there stands MEAN MARK CALLOUS who promptly whoops Stings ass into oblivion and wins the match.

So he wouldn't open the door for a while, cause he was getting a mullet, right?

[Lock Jaw]

Cesaro is revealed to actually be an International Super Spy, who has gone undercover in the WWE to try to bust up the criminal empire of John Cena, who despite his goody two-shoe exterior is actually the leader of a worldwide crime syndicate!

[Sepholio]

So he wouldn't open the door for a while, cause he was getting a mullet, right?

Already had the mullet, it was being hidden underneath a skin cap earlier in the match.

I took booking logic 101, I can make this shit happen.

[Jazzy Foot]

We have Big E Langston accompanied by "Little E"; Hornswoggle blacked up.

Topless "Oiled-Up" Tamina Snuka

Paige 3: just Paige but wrestling naked.

"Very" Randy Orton; dresses up like Austin Powers.

Gay Wyatt; dyes his facial hair rainbow coloured and wears pink hotpants.

Ry-Bareback

Gaymus

[Rhinestonecowboy]

The New Day have a weekly movie night, this time it's a Tarantino marathon. During "True Romance" after hearing that "Sicilians were spawned by niggers" Kofi realizes his lifelong dream of becoming a wiseguy is not as unreal as he previously thought so he leaves his stablemates, gets himself a nice striped suit, a ton of brilliantine and after watching 7 Joe Pesci movies is ready to start his new life. His new catchphrase is "fuhgeddaboudit" and every week he finds someone from the catering, yells about Ragu and every week they say there's none. He then knocks them out with his new finisher Tiramisuplex.

His new name is Kofino.

So, the mamalukes?

[Sixx]

the what

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Johnny Da Bull and Big Vito (with Tony Marinara)

[Sixx]

Marinara? Oh, they wanted to make sure we realize he's Italian I guess.

Should be Johnny Bolognese and Vito Carbonara just in case.

[Bad News Gertner]

Here's a gimmick idea that I've had forever


A deaf wrestler who thinks he's a face, but does shithead things and can't hear that crowd booing him.


Rupture Bo Dallas's eardrums and give it to him

[Blonde Moment]

He already had the gimmick without the deafness

[Emperor Smeat]

Kalisto becomes the Million Pesos Man after realizing he can make a lot more money by joining the Authority as their next big Mexican/Hispanic star. Sin Cara gets repackaged as his bodyguard to ensure nothing happens to the WWE's Peso maker.

[Savio]

Undertaker takes up surfing.

[Simple Fan]

This ones easy but after Big Show can't beat Dean Ambrose he takes on the Captain Insano gimmick to counter the lunatic.

[Shisen Kopf]

Cesaro wears a hat. Like a Trilby or something. Then the next night he has a different hat, perhaps one of those australian ones with the cork. Then the next night he has a fez. Then a stove pipe hat. After a few weeks of wearing hats they'll call him A Man With Hatz.

[Jazzy Foot]

Hornswoggle masturbates on and in front of the Divas. He could have naked wrestling matches with them, they dominate him and force him to perform sexual acts.

[#1-norm-fan]

Cesaro wears a hat. Like a Trilby or something. Then the next night he has a different hat, perhaps one of those australian ones with the cork. Then the next night he has a fez. Then a stove pipe hat. After a few weeks of wearing hats they'll call him A Man With Hatz.

He can feud with 80's new wave band Men Without Hats who want his hats because it's no far that one man has so many hats while they have none.

[#1-norm-fan]

But I won't say the feud should culminate in a "hats on a pole match" because that would be lazy and I don't wanna get thrown out of the thread again.

[Tom Guycott]

So I can't say Bizarro Cesaro?

Though "against them rulez", this would actually be amusing. Have Cesaro adopt the "me am" speak, and print his new merch and attire backwards.

[Lock Jaw]

Give John Cena Bo Dallas/New Day's gimmick.

[Tom Guycott]

Undertaker takes up surfing.

Only if Sting rides a motorcycle.

[Rhinestonecowboy]

Only if Sting rides a motorcycle.


Rascal scooter

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Nacho Man" Randy Savage...he goes around every arena hocking nothing but fresh nachos with piping hot melted cheddar cheese sauce and is paid in whatever is left at the end of the night if Ryback, Show and Henry don't get to it first.

[XL]

They should do an Educating Rita deal with Neville and Regal.

[Big Vic]

Stone Cold Steve Autism:

Badass with impaired communication skills.

[Heyman]

Big Show receives major physical trauma to the head which causes him to believe that he is Val Venis.


Big Show then starts coming to the ring under Val Venis' old theme and gimmick.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He can start calling himself The Big...Valbowski.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've always wanted to see a wrestler play Goldust that isn't Goldust. Like the next actor to take up a role. I don't know who though.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Heyman]

He can start calling himself The Big...Valbowski.

Exactly, and then he gets Jim Ross to suck his sick, which then allows the Big Showboski to spread his HIV to other wrestlers. This would mark the end of the PG Era as well.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The Big ValShowski.

[XL]

I've never agreed with JR's sentiment that Miz should quit in-ring competition to be a manager, but I do like the idea of him being an agent. They could have built on the stuff with Mizdow and built a stable of guys around Miz, could even take some guys treading-water and reinvented them. I'm picturing him as an Ari Gold type character, which would have been great when they had the cast of Entourage as Guest Hosts.

[Sixx]

John Cena with a Kerwin White gimmick.

Might also ride a Segway to the ring.

[ron the dial]

I've never agreed with JR's sentiment that Miz should quit in-ring competition to be a manager, but I do like the idea of him being an agent. They could have built on the stuff with Mizdow and built a stable of guys around Miz, could even take some guys treading-water and reinvented them. I'm picturing him as an Ari Gold type character, which would have been great when they had the cast of Entourage as Guest Hosts.
Super Agent Larry Sweeney

[Innovator]

I miss Sweet and Sour

[ron the dial]

sweet and sour in ROH from, what was it, 2007/08? was the best. it even made tank tolland palatable for a while. :heart: bobby dempsey.

[Ermaximus]

During a match with the Big Show, Xavier Woods is knocked unconscious and begins to think he is a Power Ranger. He begins to wrestle in a black ranger outfit and even "morphs" during his entrance. Before long he is overpowered and starts recruiting a team. Bring in Bayley as the Pink Ranger, Neville as the Blue Ranger, Cameron as the Yellow Ranger, and Jack Swagger as the Red Ranger. This leads to a several month program with the Woods Rangers vs. The Authority with Woods even scoring a few clean pins on Rollins and Kane. This culminates with a match at Royal Rumble with Woods vs. Rollins for the title with Woods being disqualified for trying to murder Rollins with a power ax claiming Rollins was sent to Earth by Lord Zedd to conquer Earth.

[Vastardikai]

I'm sure I did a variation of this joke with Sin Cara at some point.

[Shisen Kopf]

Undertaker takes up running and he runs across the country. If he was going somewhere, he was running. He grows out his beard and hair and his entrance music is against the wind. New name for this gimmick...Rundertaker.