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They're eating the dogs..
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Give WWE rasslers a different gimmick
and don't just say bizarro somebody bc that is just lazy and I'll ask you to leave this thread for good. Ok? Anyway, I was thinking that instead of being boring old Big Show, they could give him a gimmick where he lost all his money and is now a bum and he's only in the WWE for the catering. He now goes around begging for cash, coupons and smokes and he sleeps in dumpsters, alleys and homeless shelters. His new name....Bag Show bc he is a bum with a bag.
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They're eating the dogs..
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Also, another rule, please no one say something dumb like Rey Mysterio caught the gay or other silly ideas. Thanks.
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Resident drug enabler
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Roman Reigns is now Aquaman and loses every match by forfeit because he refuses to leave the tub. His outfit consists of only a kid's diving mask.
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They're eating the dogs..
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Resident drug enabler
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What about Bizarro Bizarro Cesaro? He's the exact opposite of everything Bizarro Cesaro would be.
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It's all Bullshit
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Big Show after repeated getting screwed out of a title shot forces his way into a match at Wrestlemania with HHH for control of the company pinning him after outside interference from Mark Henry. Next night on Raw Big show comes out in a 3 piece suit and starts referring to himself as the Big Bossman with Henry, Khali and Santino as his stooges. Backstage segments would include Ryback being forced to change in broom closets, the Stooges trying to find a limo big enough for them all and HHH rummaging around in the garbage with Steph shrieking in the background dressed like a baglady
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They're eating the dogs..
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Resident drug enabler
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Awesome and thanks.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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The New Day have a weekly movie night, this time it's a Tarantino marathon. During "True Romance" after hearing that "Sicilians were spawned by niggers" Kofi realizes his lifelong dream of becoming a wiseguy is not as unreal as he previously thought so he leaves his stablemates, gets himself a nice striped suit, a ton of brilliantine and after watching 7 Joe Pesci movies is ready to start his new life. His new catchphrase is "fuhgeddaboudit" and every week he finds someone from the catering, yells about Ragu and every week they say there's none. He then knocks them out with his new finisher Tiramisuplex.
His new name is Kofino. |
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They're eating the dogs..
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Also, people please don't say something like Darren Young should start a stable called New Gay. Not funny.
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It's all Bullshit
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Have some backstage segments where Young is being asked questions about when he discovered his sexuallity and how he dealt with it with O'Neil getting a little flustered and upset by having to be apart of these conversations all the time. Finally O'Neil has had enough and simply tells Young this isn't what he signed up for but if he needs him he has his back and walks out on him. Young slowly puts together a small group of wrestlers who are either openly gay or supportive of him and his friends. Have a new stable formed with maybe the Miz, Cody, one of the Bella's, Harper and Rowen and use the old name the Right to Censor whose goal is to get this Gay smut off Tv and out of the minds of impressionable young views. This would all lead up to O'Neil being forced to chose sides. |
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RIP SABU
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Cena gets a new gimmick where he has a pituitary gland problem which causes him to be quite odiferous (stinky), and fans chant "JOHN CENA STINKS!" during his entrance.
All his matches are won via either pinfall with the P.-U. or via submission with the S.T.P.-U. |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Miz has an existential meltdown, having realized he peaked and that no one cares if he lives or dies. Cut to a few weeks of the Lunchtime Suicides like skits, and he finally discovers his salvation. He's standing on a bridge, about to jump, he sees a Semicolon. He decides that life is in fact worth living, after all.
Erik Rowan then shoves him to his doom, and he's repackaged as the Pusher, given a babyface run, and eventually the IC title. |
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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It is revealed that Dean Ambrose is actually a qualified psychiatrist and was simply playing the lunatic role in a bit of character acting to try and better understand the mind set of the crazies, which just so happens to be the topic of a book he has been writing for the past 5 years.
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Sheamus gets a tan and plays an Irish guy trying to be a guido from Jersey Shore because he idolizes The Situation.
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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The Undertaker has a midlife crisis and loses touch with his identity. He then comes out at WM on a customized motorcycle that looks like a coffin on wheels, wearing the biker Taker clothes with the deadman hat and shoulder pads. During his match with Sting, which is a falls count anywhere match because I said it is, the fight spills into a dressing room in the back. Sting finds a baseball bat conveniently placed in the corner and hits Taker with it. He goes for the pin, but Taker kicks out. He then does the classic sit up which causes Sting and the ref to back towards the door a little bit. Taker stands up, but looks dazed. He then pushes Sting and the ref out of the locker room and locks the door. For the next minute or so Sting attempts to get the door open to no avail when suddenly it opens and there stands MEAN MARK CALLOUS who promptly whoops Stings ass into oblivion and wins the match.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Cesaro is revealed to actually be an International Super Spy, who has gone undercover in the WWE to try to bust up the criminal empire of John Cena, who despite his goody two-shoe exterior is actually the leader of a worldwide crime syndicate!
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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We have Big E Langston accompanied by "Little E"; Hornswoggle blacked up.
Topless "Oiled-Up" Tamina Snuka Paige 3: just Paige but wrestling naked. "Very" Randy Orton; dresses up like Austin Powers. Gay Wyatt; dyes his facial hair rainbow coloured and wears pink hotpants. Ry-Bareback Gaymus |
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Crazy like badger
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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the what
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Johnny Da Bull and Big Vito (with Tony Marinara)
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Marinara? Oh, they wanted to make sure we realize he's Italian I guess.
Should be Johnny Bolognese and Vito Carbonara just in case. |
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Best Poster
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Here's a gimmick idea that I've had forever
A deaf wrestler who thinks he's a face, but does shithead things and can't hear that crowd booing him. Rupture Bo Dallas's eardrums and give it to him |
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It's all Bullshit
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He already had the gimmick without the deafness
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Former TPWW Royalty
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Kalisto becomes the Million Pesos Man after realizing he can make a lot more money by joining the Authority as their next big Mexican/Hispanic star. Sin Cara gets repackaged as his bodyguard to ensure nothing happens to the WWE's Peso maker.
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Spammy Certified
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Undertaker takes up surfing.
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Let me talk to ya
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This ones easy but after Big Show can't beat Dean Ambrose he takes on the Captain Insano gimmick to counter the lunatic.
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They're eating the dogs..
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Cesaro wears a hat. Like a Trilby or something. Then the next night he has a different hat, perhaps one of those australian ones with the cork. Then the next night he has a fez. Then a stove pipe hat. After a few weeks of wearing hats they'll call him A Man With Hatz.
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Hornswoggle masturbates on and in front of the Divas. He could have naked wrestling matches with them, they dominate him and force him to perform sexual acts.
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But I won't say the feud should culminate in a "hats on a pole match" because that would be lazy and I don't wanna get thrown out of the thread again.
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Give John Cena Bo Dallas/New Day's gimmick.
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Crazy like badger
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RIP SABU
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"Nacho Man" Randy Savage...he goes around every arena hocking nothing but fresh nachos with piping hot melted cheddar cheese sauce and is paid in whatever is left at the end of the night if Ryback, Show and Henry don't get to it first.
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Feeling Oof-y
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They should do an Educating Rita deal with Neville and Regal.
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