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Old 07-12-2015, 08:28 AM   #1
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Give WWE rasslers a different gimmick
and don't just say bizarro somebody bc that is just lazy and I'll ask you to leave this thread for good. Ok? Anyway, I was thinking that instead of being boring old Big Show, they could give him a gimmick where he lost all his money and is now a bum and he's only in the WWE for the catering. He now goes around begging for cash, coupons and smokes and he sleeps in dumpsters, alleys and homeless shelters. His new name....Bag Show bc he is a bum with a bag.

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Also, another rule, please no one say something dumb like Rey Mysterio caught the gay or other silly ideas. Thanks.
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and don't just say bizarro somebody bc that is just lazy and I'll ask you to leave this thread for good. Ok?
So I can't say Bizarro Cesaro?
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Roman Reigns is now Aquaman and loses every match by forfeit because he refuses to leave the tub. His outfit consists of only a kid's diving mask.
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So I can't say Bizarro Cesaro?
Nope, please leave the thread.
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What about Bizarro Bizarro Cesaro? He's the exact opposite of everything Bizarro Cesaro would be.
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Big Show after repeated getting screwed out of a title shot forces his way into a match at Wrestlemania with HHH for control of the company pinning him after outside interference from Mark Henry. Next night on Raw Big show comes out in a 3 piece suit and starts referring to himself as the Big Bossman with Henry, Khali and Santino as his stooges. Backstage segments would include Ryback being forced to change in broom closets, the Stooges trying to find a limo big enough for them all and HHH rummaging around in the garbage with Steph shrieking in the background dressed like a baglady
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What about Bizarro Bizarro Cesaro? He's the exact opposite of everything Bizarro Cesaro would be.
I'll allow that Welcome back to the thread.
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The New Day have a weekly movie night, this time it's a Tarantino marathon. During "True Romance" after hearing that "Sicilians were spawned by niggers" Kofi realizes his lifelong dream of becoming a wiseguy is not as unreal as he previously thought so he leaves his stablemates, gets himself a nice striped suit, a ton of brilliantine and after watching 7 Joe Pesci movies is ready to start his new life. His new catchphrase is "fuhgeddaboudit" and every week he finds someone from the catering, yells about Ragu and every week they say there's none. He then knocks them out with his new finisher Tiramisuplex.

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Also, people please don't say something like Darren Young should start a stable called New Gay. Not funny.
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Also, people please don't say something like Darren Young should start a stable called New Gay. Not funny.
Wrestling is never intentionally funny Mr. Kopf.

Have some backstage segments where Young is being asked questions about when he discovered his sexuallity and how he dealt with it with O'Neil getting a little flustered and upset by having to be apart of these conversations all the time. Finally O'Neil has had enough and simply tells Young this isn't what he signed up for but if he needs him he has his back and walks out on him. Young slowly puts together a small group of wrestlers who are either openly gay or supportive of him and his friends. Have a new stable formed with maybe the Miz, Cody, one of the Bella's, Harper and Rowen and use the old name the Right to Censor whose goal is to get this Gay smut off Tv and out of the minds of impressionable young views. This would all lead up to O'Neil being forced to chose sides.
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Miz has an existential meltdown, having realized he peaked and that no one cares if he lives or dies. Cut to a few weeks of the Lunchtime Suicides like skits, and he finally discovers his salvation. He's standing on a bridge, about to jump, he sees a Semicolon. He decides that life is in fact worth living, after all.

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The Undertaker has a midlife crisis and loses touch with his identity. He then comes out at WM on a customized motorcycle that looks like a coffin on wheels, wearing the biker Taker clothes with the deadman hat and shoulder pads. During his match with Sting, which is a falls count anywhere match because I said it is, the fight spills into a dressing room in the back. Sting finds a baseball bat conveniently placed in the corner and hits Taker with it. He goes for the pin, but Taker kicks out. He then does the classic sit up which causes Sting and the ref to back towards the door a little bit. Taker stands up, but looks dazed. He then pushes Sting and the ref out of the locker room and locks the door. For the next minute or so Sting attempts to get the door open to no avail when suddenly it opens and there stands MEAN MARK CALLOUS who promptly whoops Stings ass into oblivion and wins the match.
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The Undertaker has a midlife crisis and loses touch with his identity. He then comes out at WM on a customized motorcycle that looks like a coffin on wheels, wearing the biker Taker clothes with the deadman hat and shoulder pads. During his match with Sting, which is a falls count anywhere match because I said it is, the fight spills into a dressing room in the back. Sting finds a baseball bat conveniently placed in the corner and hits Taker with it. He goes for the pin, but Taker kicks out. He then does the classic sit up which causes Sting and the ref to back towards the door a little bit. Taker stands up, but looks dazed. He then pushes Sting and the ref out of the locker room and locks the door. For the next minute or so Sting attempts to get the door open to no avail when suddenly it opens and there stands MEAN MARK CALLOUS who promptly whoops Stings ass into oblivion and wins the match.
So he wouldn't open the door for a while, cause he was getting a mullet, right?
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So he wouldn't open the door for a while, cause he was getting a mullet, right?
Already had the mullet, it was being hidden underneath a skin cap earlier in the match.

I took booking logic 101, I can make this shit happen.
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The New Day have a weekly movie night, this time it's a Tarantino marathon. During "True Romance" after hearing that "Sicilians were spawned by niggers" Kofi realizes his lifelong dream of becoming a wiseguy is not as unreal as he previously thought so he leaves his stablemates, gets himself a nice striped suit, a ton of brilliantine and after watching 7 Joe Pesci movies is ready to start his new life. His new catchphrase is "fuhgeddaboudit" and every week he finds someone from the catering, yells about Ragu and every week they say there's none. He then knocks them out with his new finisher Tiramisuplex.

His new name is Kofino.
So, the mamalukes?
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Old 07-12-2015, 06:41 PM   #25
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Marinara? Oh, they wanted to make sure we realize he's Italian I guess.

Should be Johnny Bolognese and Vito Carbonara just in case.
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Here's a gimmick idea that I've had forever


A deaf wrestler who thinks he's a face, but does shithead things and can't hear that crowd booing him.


Rupture Bo Dallas's eardrums and give it to him
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Old 07-12-2015, 07:31 PM   #27
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He already had the gimmick without the deafness
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Kalisto becomes the Million Pesos Man after realizing he can make a lot more money by joining the Authority as their next big Mexican/Hispanic star. Sin Cara gets repackaged as his bodyguard to ensure nothing happens to the WWE's Peso maker.
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Old 07-12-2015, 08:16 PM   #29
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This ones easy but after Big Show can't beat Dean Ambrose he takes on the Captain Insano gimmick to counter the lunatic.
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Old 07-12-2015, 10:40 PM   #31
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Cesaro wears a hat. Like a Trilby or something. Then the next night he has a different hat, perhaps one of those australian ones with the cork. Then the next night he has a fez. Then a stove pipe hat. After a few weeks of wearing hats they'll call him A Man With Hatz.
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Old 07-13-2015, 12:21 AM   #33
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Cesaro wears a hat. Like a Trilby or something. Then the next night he has a different hat, perhaps one of those australian ones with the cork. Then the next night he has a fez. Then a stove pipe hat. After a few weeks of wearing hats they'll call him A Man With Hatz.
He can feud with 80's new wave band Men Without Hats who want his hats because it's no far that one man has so many hats while they have none.
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Old 07-13-2015, 12:23 AM   #34
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But I won't say the feud should culminate in a "hats on a pole match" because that would be lazy and I don't wanna get thrown out of the thread again.
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Old 07-14-2015, 04:01 AM   #35
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So I can't say Bizarro Cesaro?
Though "against them rulez", this would actually be amusing. Have Cesaro adopt the "me am" speak, and print his new merch and attire backwards.
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Undertaker takes up surfing.
Only if Sting rides a motorcycle.
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Old 07-14-2015, 05:26 AM   #38
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Old 07-14-2015, 02:42 PM   #39
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They should do an Educating Rita deal with Neville and Regal.
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