WWE Money in the NBA Finals Bank thread

[Dark One]

I thought the pre-show was only an hour long. I guess I was mistaken.

[Lock Jaw]

ROLLUP

[Mr. Nerfect]

This...feud...must...CONTINUE!

[Dark One]

LOL! Kickout at two.

That's my gimmick.

[Droford]

Super white noise

[Volare]

Wooooooooooooooooooow!

[Lock Jaw]

LOL! Kickout at two.

There was a time when he beat people with that move from just the ground....

[Droford]

Im 1 for 6 in tipsters

Wtf

[Mr. Nerfect]

Crucifix pin > Super White Noise

[Volare]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*Muted*

[Stickman]

Pretty meh so far

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty sweet Battleground commercial

[Lock Jaw]

Highlight of the PPV thus far

[Mr. Nerfect]

I actually really like that Battleground promo.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Was about to say the same thing about it being the highlight.

[Volare]

HERE WE GO (finally)

[Mr. Nerfect]

God fucking dammit, the commentary is abysmal. "This is really good, guys. Trust us. You know how people say things are good sometimes? This is one of those things."

[Droford]

Everybidy does the Superman punch

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crucifix pin > Super White Noise

Sheamus lost his Edge.

[Dark One]

This match will need to be 60 minutes of the greatest wrestling in the history of the industry to save this show.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AJ/Cena at Halftime.

[Lock Jaw]

And to think, we still have Rusev vs Titus O'Neil to look forward to!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sheamus lost his Edge.

Nice.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This match will need to be 60 minutes of the greatest wrestling in the history of the industry to save this show.

MITB is stacked with good young guys too though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Something about this video is off. Not bad, just not their usual style. Feels like a first in a series.

[Lock Jaw]

I like the old WCW footage for AJ.... like he did nothing between that and Japan....

[Lock Jaw]

MITB is stacked with good young guys too though.

They all get injured tonight

[slik]

I am really looking forward to AJ vs Cena. Great feud, well built and hyped. Should be a terrific match.

[Emperor Smeat]

This...feud...must...CONTINUE!

New Era, same random roll up finishes.

[Volare]

CMON AJ LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!

[Savio]

"I wrestled all over the world"

*Footage from Nitro and Thunder*

[Lock Jaw]

RrrrrrrrrrrrrABADOOOO

[Dark One]

We have 90 minutes (unless they're going to go past 11 like there have been rumors of) for AJ/Cena, MitB, Titus / Rusev (which is hopefully five minutes), and Rollins/Reigns. Seems like some of this is going to be rushed.

[Emperor Smeat]

Feels like this might be Styles real "make or break" match in terms of his star power.

Worst case scenario is him being like Bray or Rusev while best is being like Owens except where the latter part of the feud gets ignored. Assuming he wins, can't also have Cena just shrug it off like nothing happened he does with every feud.

Can't keep piling up ppvs losses but can't just be made in a cowardly heel for cheap wins that mean nothing long term.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You know, the WWE could pass off AJ Styles as a 5-time World Champion if they just counted his IWGP titles and NWA titles and passed them off like they happened somewhere other than TNA.

[Black Widow]

Cena wins or AJ wins and cena calls him out on raw saying he has no balls and didn't earn the win then beats styles twice in a row

[Stickman]

No Michael Cole, Cena is not the greatest of all time.

[Lock Jaw]

I like the red and blue wristbands for Cena.... reminds me of Superman....

[Droford]

Everybody all negatuve thst Cena will win..cena will lose 1 first

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He's wearing the Ceast and Desist shirt.

[Droford]

Cena took on PBR and won

[Mr. Nerfect]

It'll be interesting to see how the UFC 200 crowd compares with this.

[slik]

Crowd is pumped!

[Droford]

I like the red and blue wristbands for Cena.... reminds me of Superman....

Is he RAW or is he Smackdown..find out in 4 weeks

[Heisenberg]

WWE vs TNA

[Volare]

AJ 1 Cena 0 hahahahaha

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena took on PBR and won

That's not the one they sell. They didn't win. They caved and lost.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I have a feeling Cena will win this. The clean contract is an excuse for Styles to stand on his own and prove he needs the heel turn.

[Stickman]

Cenas nose looks fucked

[Volare]

Well you don't say Dro. :)

[Mr. Nerfect]

Monkey flip by a gorilla.

[Droford]

http://lastwordonsports.com/lwos-content/uploads/2016/06/06-01x.gif

[Savio]

lol someone needs to gif that

[slik]

Lana watching the ppv


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClWsUdmWgAETPic.jpg

[Volare]

Random ass belly to belly.

[Droford]

That's not the one they sell. They didn't win. They caved and lost.<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You can't C(ease and Desist) ME! New shirt available on <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEShop">@WWEShop</a>! <a href="https://t.co/4s7j3MS7jI">https://t.co/4s7j3MS7jI</a> <a href="https://t.co/k3a566zwPf">pic.twitter.com/k3a566zwPf</a></p>&mdash; John Cena (@JohnCena) <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/744625236432162816">June 19, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Mr. Nerfect]

Do you think the WWE has contacted Bull Buchanan about a return?

[Sepholio]

uhg network errors are really pissing me off.

[Dark One]

THAT'S NOT PG

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They caved and then uncaved. Still a lose to me.

[Droford]

Do you think the WWE has contacted Bull Buchanan about a return?

I bet they havent

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena is the coolest guy in the world just about.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Do you think the WWE has contacted Bull Buchanan about a return?

Didn't they already bring back B2 b4?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I dunno, I can see a B2 run in.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This roster split is going to give opportunities to a lot of guys.

[slik]

Holy Shit

Ahmed Johnson 2016 posing w/ a cardboard cutout of Ahmed Johnson 1996



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClW5S7UWkAAF7G7.jpg

[Mr. Nerfect]

Invisible Stevie Richards as Cena's first SmackDown feud.

[Heisenberg]

DRINK IT IN MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ahmed Johnson Styles

[Mr. Nerfect]

Those flying shoulder tackles are still weak as PBR.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The WWE haven't had a name for the Protoplex/Killswitch Cena does for years and years.

[Volare]

Ah fuck 3 of 5 moves of doom....

[Droford]

AJ Styles hasCena well scouted

[Emperor Smeat]

Really slow match pace so far.

[Volare]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Mr. Nerfect]

Definition of high risk: corkscrewing yourself out of the ring because.

[Droford]

I cant wait til Cena hits the CenaClash

[ron the dial]

They caved and then uncaved. Still a lose to me.

you are fantastic. a real gem.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Spiral Splat

[Mercenary]

wwen shitting the bed

[Volare]

I'm actually intrigued about this match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Flying Forearm into an AA into a Calf Crusher counter series was great.

[Droford]

Am i getting a botchamania talk too much segment here..i can hear cena

[Dark One]

If John Cena taps out, AJ Styles should immediately be put in the WWE HoF

[Volare]

TAP CENA TAP GOD DAMMIT!!

[ron the dial]

sick calf crusher

[Volare]

FAHK N BULLSHIIIT

[Volare]

What a fucking Clothesline holy christ!

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MITB?src=hash">#MITB</a> <a href="https://t.co/Jv6304wpdM">pic.twitter.com/Jv6304wpdM</a></p>&mdash; LARIATOOOOO!!! (@SenorLARIATO) <a href="https://twitter.com/SenorLARIATO/status/744707635090423808">June 20, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Volare]

KICKOUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slik]

if Cena wins cleans I feel like the IWC will have a heart attack, I don't care if he wins (I think he'll lose btw) as long as it's a good match

[Mr. Nerfect]

THAT'S THE BOMB THAT BROKE CENA'S NECK!!!!

[Volare]

Cena has been honestly great this match. Really can't shit on him here.

[ron the dial]

cena is consistently great

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wish JR was calling this match.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I have a feeling he'd call AJ Styles "The Unbreakable Redneck" a lot.

[Volare]

FUCK!!

[Droford]

Lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Styles barely got Cena's head clear enough for the Clash.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/fX4JLxg.gif

[Droford]

Wtf

[Stickman]

Is it just me or is Cena talking alot in the match?

[Droford]

Is it just me or is Cena talking alot in the match?

Its not you

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at that ref bump spot.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cena sneezes, kicks out atchoo: <a href="https://t.co/WZ7ipVTNS2">https://t.co/WZ7ipVTNS2</a> <a href="https://t.co/Kaxz9DLaAx">pic.twitter.com/Kaxz9DLaAx</a></p>&mdash; Kayfabe News (@KayfabeNews) <a href="https://twitter.com/KayfabeNews/status/744708945466515456">June 20, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

AJ Rollins

[Dark One]

Thank you Glass Ref.

[Volare]

Nice AA there.

[ron the dial]

REF BUMP

[slik]

shenanigans lol

[Poit]

REF BUMP

[Stickman]

Very good match. Too bad the announcrs are garbage

[Mercenary]

match ruined

[Dark One]

http://i.makeagif.com/media/1-13-2016/kw6Yq4.gif

[Volare]

YES!!!

[ron the dial]

great match

[Mr. Nerfect]

Awesome ending.

[Volare]

This will lead on to more. And I can't wait!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Really simple drama. Good hook for another match. Kudos to all involved.

[Dark One]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/115/218/b4a.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good match.

[Droford]

This will lead on to more. And I can't wait!!

The more is Cena winning all the time but anyway

[Volare]

That was a nice sequence as well with all their finishers and teases and the whole nine.

[Stickman]

Jbl is a heel now he is pissed at the finish, wtf

[Mr. Nerfect]

JBL had to change emotional directions there.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AJ only signed that the Club wouldn't start the match in his corner.

[Poit]

For the second time tonight, a match ended via a pin after a Magic Killer, though Gallows and Anderson did not win either match.

[slik]

I liked the match

what about everyone else

[Dark One]

http://i1.wp.com/37.media.tumblr.com/6c456e3dd2c296e7d38fa7d12181311c/tumblr_n50zzgC8tf1qhjbxeo1_400.gif?resize=400%2C240

[Mr. Nerfect]

You can tell he was going to do a "You can't prove AJ had anything to do with this! A win is a win, Mackal!" routine, but then he got told that he needs to be outraged at the result.

[Volare]

Yes sir slik.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hate it when the announcers talk about matches being incredible. The idea should be to beat your opponent as fast and decisively as possible.

[Droford]

AJ Styles and Golden Truth winon the same night..

Whats going on

[Dark One]

Internet when Del Rio wins:

http://images.newsflow24.com/1454/1454355/wrestling-wrap-up-the-bullet-club-reunites-on-raw_1.gif

[Volare]

AWWWWWWWWW SHIT ITS TIME FOR THE KO SHOW!!

[Lock Jaw]

Good match..... Was expecting the shenanigans, but it got to the point where I wanted it to end clean....

[Dark One]

I hate it when the announcers talk about matches being incredible. The idea should be to beat your opponent as fast and decisively as possible.

Still not as bad as the "HE'S HAVIN' FUN IN THERE MAGGLE" shit.

[Lock Jaw]

Kevin Owens winning

(If Dean Ambrose isn't winning and cashing in tonight)

[Mercenary]

Dean wins or I kill a small puppy

[Dark One]

One more AJ/Club GIF:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bfc39db9dbc6dae6076a734bb095518d/tumblr_n514ff1NZw1tt2jjyo2_250.gif

[Droford]

1 hour

3 matches

I wonder if Titus/Rusev got cut..you cant put thst on after this before the main event

[Mr. Nerfect]

This is the best MITB hype video I can remember.

[Poit]

1 hour

3 matches

I wonder if Titus/Rusev got cut..you cant put thst on after this before the main event

The United States Championship matches have replaced the women's matches as the piss break matches.

[Droford]

If the moneys on the (announce) table it's not in the bank

[Dark One]

This is the best MITB hype video I can remember.

Yeah, the song really works for it, and the Ziggler flash cut is pretty amazing.

[Droford]

Stupid Idiots on Ladder Match

[Mr. Nerfect]

Dean Ambrose and Alberto Del Rio are still the most likely. Kevin Owens might be the best.

[Dark One]

If the moneys on the (announce) table it's not in the bank

http://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif

[Lock Jaw]

LET'S GO

[Locke]

I've got money in the bank
Shorty what you drank


I've got money in the bank
Shorty what you drank

[Mr. Nerfect]

I had an idea yesterday that Owens and Zayn could get split up in the draft, but El Generico gets drafted to the same brand as Kevin Owens.

[slik]

I am looking forward to this match too!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Del Rio seems to be slowly developing a "Si" cult following.

[Stickman]

Del Rio wih a huge bulge

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sami Zayn's music is a hit.

[Stickman]

KO wih the biggest pop.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

KO wih the biggest pop.

Huh? Can't hear you. Crowd going nuts for the Lunatic Fringe.

[Poit]

KO wih the biggest pop.

Kevin Ooooowwwwwwwwwens

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ole!

[Emperor Smeat]

If Jericho somehow manages to win, this might topple his win in the prestigious city of Apple as his best ever MitB victory.

[Lock Jaw]

Owens great when he does those teases that he is gonna do a big move, but then doesn't. Commentators never get it, though.

[slik]

Del Rio wih a huge bulge

Alberrrrrto Del Bullllllggggggo

[slik]

I legit get nervous during ladder matches b/c I worry someone is going to die lol

[Savio]

Remember how long it took the ladder to get in the ring in the old days?

[Volare]

Nice snap suplex Y2J!

[Poit]

I legit get nervous during ladder matches b/c I worry someone is going to die lol

Or some sort of serious injury. Was it Joey Mercury whose nose was completely destroyed by a ladder?

[Dark One]

I legit get nervous during ladder matches b/c I worry someone is going to die lol

Like this time Joey Mercury lost his face forever?

http://pa1.narvii.com/5965/e8439ae45adf7f1f8db071e56c9c1aa650c22834_hq.gif

[Poit]

Jericho wants to 69 with Ambrose...?

[Droford]

69! 69!

I dont think thzrs pg

[Poit]

Thank you Dark One. :y:

[Volare]

ADR can still get the Si chants. :)

[Stickman]

Remember how long it took the ladder to get in the ring in the old days?

Back when physcology meant something

[Heisenberg]

I had an idea yesterday that Owens and Zayn could get split up in the draft, but El Generico gets drafted to the same brand as Kevin Owens.

El Generico is vacationing with frickin Todd Sinclair

[Droford]

He shoukd uppercut the ladder

[Volare]

JESUS KO!!

[Volare]

HELLLLLUUUVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Volare]

That was a nasty ladder swing on Dean.

[Mr. Nerfect]

ADR's popularity bulged up when it came out he was banging Paige.

[Emperor Smeat]

Thought Del Rio was going to double foot stomp Sami when he placed the ladder on him.

[Volare]

Nope waited for Cesaro.

[Poit]

A ladder makes Del Rio's corner stomp not look stupid. Amazing.

[Heisenberg]

I legit get nervous during ladder matches b/c I worry someone is going to die lol

Or some sort of serious injury. Was it Joey Mercury whose nose was completely destroyed by a ladder?

Like this time Joey Mercury lost his face forever?

http://pa1.narvii.com/5965/e8439ae45adf7f1f8db071e56c9c1aa650c22834_hq.gif

I remember brother Nero defying death off 30 ft ladders

[Lock Jaw]

Way to sell that arm, Cesaro

[Volare]

Oh shit hope Y2J is just selling there.

[Volare]

FUCKING AWESOME!!

[Volare]

WOW CESARO!!

[Evil Vito]

I love when Owens teases a crazy spot and then stops to do something simple.

[Droford]

Holy shit at cesaro

[Poit]

Fucking amazing uppercut

[ron the dial]

great uppercut, but sell the arm, cesaro. fuck.

[Volare]

LETS GO KO CMON!!

[Volare]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Evil Vito]

Is that tattoo on Del Rio's side new? I tend to check out whenever he's on screen.

[Volare]

Cesaro should swing the ladder! The ultimate weapon!

[Volare]

Is that tattoo on Del Rio's side new? I tend to check out whenever he's on screen.

He and Paige were in a tweet about it getting done.

[Heisenberg]

Not really sure if I can stay in this PPV when the main event comes on. Anything supposed to happen?

[ron the dial]

big swing into ladder smash. hell yeah.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro is amazing, but why would you do the swing in a Ladder Match? I do love that he tossed Jericho into the ladder though.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Owens get accidentally punched in the nuts with that frog splash?

[Volare]

KO BULLFROG!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not really sure if I can stay in this PPV when the main event comes on. Anything supposed to happen?

Somebody could cash in but probably not.

[Lock Jaw]

RIP Kevin Owens

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fuck me was that dumb.

[Droford]

Somebody in a ladder match shoukd just go break all the ladders

[Dark One]

KO is KOed.

[ron the dial]

holy shit is right. fuck.

[Volare]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jebus.

[Poit]

Holy fuck

[Evil Vito]

Ouch.

[Volare]

OLEEEEEEE OLE OLE OLE

[ron the dial]

oh no...

[Dark One]

I think someone's played too much Bridge Constructor on Steam.

[Volare]

Oh shit this is gonna be amazing!!

[Poit]

"I smell disaster."

Byron! What did you do!?

[ron the dial]

fuckin del rio

[slik]

rip testicles

[Evil Vito]

I want the briefcase to fall off one of these years to see how everybody improvises.

[slik]

really good match so far

[Droford]

Its an ultimate A match

[Volare]

What a fucking powerbomb!!

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/RglelHI.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

Dean looks fucking calm up there.

[slik]

DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ron the dial]

hell yeah ambrose

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose gets a big win! :eek:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Vroooooooooooooooooom

[Mercenary]

AMBROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

Shield triple threat at SummerSlam please

[Volare]

Well holy shit!

[Sepholio]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose cashing in tonight 100%

[Poit]

Jim Ross: THE WWE, HAS BECOME, THE AMBROSE, ASYLUM!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Shut the fuck up, JBL.

[Dark One]

Just going to leave this here:

http://i.imgur.com/EWKwasm.png

[Stickman]

Was hoping for KO especially after the powerbomb

[Droford]

Ambrose can bail out my tipster with a cash in tonight

[Fenix122]

I want Dean to go down to the ring right before the championship match starts and just sit ringside with the briefcase.

[Lock Jaw]

That was a great match. Perhaps the best MitB match in years, maybe one of the top ever.

Sami Zayn could have had the case at least two times if he had just climbed like one more rung instead of trying to grab it while looking down waiting for someone to stop him....

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Ambrose won.

WWE basically teased their hand with all the Shield stuff recently but that was a really good match.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol Booker T.

[slik]

Corey Graves hat <3 <3 <3

[Mercenary]

they are so drunk

[Blue Demon]

I'm happy with Ambrose.

[Droford]

Renee is mrs money in the bank essentially right

[Mr. Nerfect]

Renee has got to be dripping right now.

[ron the dial]

they are so drunk
i hope so

[Volare]

Nice shirt Lita, and Renee is dating Mr. Money in the Bank.....she's gonna get wreked by Dean-o when he wins the title.

[Stickman]

Fuck jbl, cole and saxton are terrible