WWE RAW 8/1 feat. THE Beast, THE BOSS, and some other people worthy of the "THE" tag

[Emperor Smeat]

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Making his first WWE appearance since his victory over Dean Ambrose at WrestleMania 32, Brock Lesnar returns to Raw to wreak havoc on anyone in his way. Who or what will The Beast Incarnate destroy en route to his clash with Randy Orton at SummerSlam? Plus, how will Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon and Raw General Manager Mick Foley gain an edge over SmackDown Live this week?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Time to find out if last week was the start of a new golden era or just a fluke.<br>No pressure or anything<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/760102625362579456">August 1, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

THE Lock Jaw will be joining this thread with his LIVE thoughts.

Drink it in, mannnnnnnnnn

[Volare]

I called in sick to work.

[Lock Jaw]

I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends

[Volare]

What a great fucking guy you are!!

[Volare]

#lockjawgives
#lockjaw4prez

[Frank Drebin]

#lockjawall

[ClockShot]

There's also "The Guy", "The Man", "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly".

Anyway, last week Raw got off on the right foot. Let's see if they can top last week.

[Volare]

Yeah, here's to Hope.

[Frank Drebin]

Here he is folks.....the guy....

[Volare]

While we are waiting.....

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[Frank Drebin]

Mojo Rawley should have gotten his own curtain call. He means that damn much to the brand.

[owenbrown]

http://i.imgur.com/au6hV.gif

[Dark One]

Mojo Rawley should have gotten his own curtain call. He means that damn much to the brand.

This upsets me almost as much as you not voting for me.

[Mercenary]

MY CHAMP!!!!!! THE BOSS!!!!!!!!!

[Dark One]

Let's see if they can follow-up last week's home run with at least a foul ball.

Given their track record, I'm expecting them to accidentally hit the umpire with a wild swing and run out of the stadium.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope they do a lot to build up Finn Balor on this show, because right now he doesn't seem like a "legit" opponent for Rollins at Summerslam for a Universal Title.....

[Volare]

Good way to open Raw!

[Lock Jaw]

Really unflattering low angle Summerslam graphic photos.....

[Dark One]

Really unflattering low angle Summerslam graphic photos.....

https://pixabay.com/static/uploads/photo/2015/11/02/18/37/horse-1018835_960_720.jpg

[Triple A]

Wish Sasha Banks would turn heel again

[Mercenary]

RIC FLAIR talking smack to my champ!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

A better way to start the show over a 20 min Authority promo

[Simple Fan]

This crowd is really out of sync.

[Dark One]

Charlotte's outfit is pretty well designed.

http://img15.deviantart.net/8fab/i/2007/358/4/3/christmas_pony__close_up_by_blazingstallion.jpg

[Frank Drebin]

Wish Sasha Banks would turn heel again

:yes:

[Triple A]

Feels like Charlotte has "come into her own" on the mic imho!!!

[Frank Drebin]

Whats with all these pics of Lillian Garcia, Dark One?

[DAMN iNATOR]

One Night Stand? Why they dragging (WW)ECW into this?

[Corndad]

Jericho for the Women's Title

[Lock Jaw]

Quiet

[Dark One]

Sasha with a tremendous burn.

[Dark One]

Jericho for the Women's Title

THE SCARF IS GOING OVER

[ClockShot]

Zip it whippersnappers! The grown up is talking!

[Droford]

This is odd

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Jericho going to challenge for the Women's title now?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is Jericho using "lineage" as a euphemism for "boobs"? :shifty:

[Triple A]

Sasha Banks so freaking hot

[Dark One]

"LOOK AT HER LINEAGE! A GUY THAT RIPS OFF HIS OWN PANTS TO ELBOW DROP THEM AND SOME GAS STATION HOOKER! ROYALTY!"

[Frank Drebin]

So whomever comes out to back up Sasha is facing Jericho at SS.

[Simple Fan]

Jericho saved this segment.

[Droford]

Wtf

[DAMN iNATOR]

SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL!

[Emperor Smeat]

:wtf: Why is there a car in the crowd?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Where's Big Cass?

[Droford]

Uhoh

[Dark One]

Sasha Banks so freaking hot

https://i.redd.it/mfm0klzqlscx.jpg

[Dark One]

:wtf: Why is there a car in the crowd?

Lesnar gonna suplex a door into the crowd again.

[Droford]

Lol

[KIRA]

Oh shit Enzo

[Droford]

Paging Carmella

[Lock Jaw]

A cuppa haters

[slik]

I prefer this to a 20 minute Steph promo

if any1 does not they r crazy

[Evil Vito]

I would love to bang Sasha Banks.

[Frank Drebin]

Ill bet Sasha's hair smells like the sweetest pomegranates......

[Dark One]

My Oxy can't have kicked in this fast.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Hip-hop Hobbit" :lol:

[slik]

I donut see a car in the crowd, where is it

[Triple A]

love Enzo!!!

[Evil Vito]

If Raw is destined to open with 20 minutes of talking, this is still preferable to a 20 minute McMahon promo.

[Lock Jaw]

This going on a bit long now

[Dark One]

"It's my life" is a reference that goes over 98% of their target audience's head.

[Lock Jaw]

Ok, here's Foley to make a tag team match, playas

[Frank Drebin]

Foley gonna make this a barb wire inter-gender death match.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ok, here's Foley to make a tag team match, playas

You jealous? :shifty:

[slik]

Does anyone else recognize the fan in the #RAW audience who reacted "woah" at wm30 when Lesnar beat Taker, don't think it's Brock Lesnar guy

[slik]

He has a blue shirt

[DAMN iNATOR]

Foley gonna make this a barb wire inter-gender death match.

On a pole?

[owenbrown]

HOW YA DOIN'?!

[DAMN iNATOR]

HOW YA DOIN'?!

How YOU doin', owen? :)

[slik]

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[Frank Drebin]

Ill agree with everyone saying if you have to have a 20 minute promo, at least it isn't centered around a Mcmahon, but can't the promo just be 10 minutes when all you're pushing is a shitty mixed tag match happening on the other side of the commercial?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Chick in the Suicide Squad ads that plays Harley Quinn lookin' fine as hell.

[Emperor Smeat]

I donut see a car in the crowd, where is it

WWE had a random shot of the crowd all the way in the back right under the upper level with a white car near one of the entrances. Was a very quick shot but thought that was weird.

[ClockShot]

This match still hasn't started?

[Dark One]

Wondering if this is them testing a possible Enzo solo run or if something's up with Cass.

[Frank Drebin]

This match still hasn't started?

Crowd probably needs to be cooled down after a couple of HOT Superstars matches.

[Dark One]

Kevin Owens is an infinitely better JBL than JBL.

[Lock Jaw]

Sasha almost Lita'ing herself for second week in a row....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Crowd probably needs to be cooled down after a couple of HOT Superstars matches.

AND the Owen White dark match, which I hear was a doozy.

[ClockShot]

Sasha almost killed herself again with that dive.

[Lock Jaw]

Need a "Sasha, Please Stop Diving" sign

[Emperor Smeat]

One of these days the WWE is going to figure out how to time their commercial breaks to be good.

Hate when they do a commercial break after a couple of minutes of just coming back from one.

[KIRA]

I know it was meant to lead to the mixed tag but I felt Sasha and Ric Flair were doing fine in their back and forth before it was interrupted.

[slik]

which diva u do u guys think he has the biggest feet

please list the divas with the 3 biggest feet and how u feel about that

[Lock Jaw]

Is Kevin Owens here to set up an Owens/Jericho team to face Enzo/Cass?

[Mercenary]

god bless it!

[Dark One]

which diva u do u guys think he has the biggest feet

please list the divas with the 3 biggest feet and how u feel about that

Jazzy Foot, is that you?

[Simple Fan]

which diva u do u guys think he has the biggest feet

please list the divas with the 3 biggest feet and how u feel about that

This reads like a Jazzy Foot post, was shocked when I scrolled over and seen it was from slik.

[Mercenary]

Shouldn't count it was a mix tag

[Dark One]

"New champ? FUCK IT. PIN HER!"

[Lock Jaw]

Charlotte pinned Sasha!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!!!


(probably nothing as the PPV isn't for weeks)

[Frank Drebin]

Owens dropping truth nugs

[Droford]

Whys the ref trying to give Charlotte the belt

[KIRA]

"Thats the dangerous one" commentary keeps short-changing Enzo to push Cass. SMH

[slik]

nia zax def has the biggest feet

[Mercenary]

nia zax def has the biggest feet


You drunk?

[slik]

I am all for Owens/Jericho vs Enzo/Cass at SummerSlam

[slik]

nope @mercenary_52

[Dark One]

How many people are going to die during the Rio Olympic games? 12?

[Lock Jaw]

BRRRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUNNNN

[Frank Drebin]

THEY WOM A TEEEN CHOICE AWARDZ!?!?

[Mercenary]

Jobber gonna die!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: another pre-match interview with a squashee

[slik]

How many people are going to die during the Rio Olympic games? 12?

I'm morbidly looking forward to the Olympics this year for all the wrong reasons

[Droford]

$1000!

[Frank Drebin]

lol these jobber interviews are great.

[Dark One]

Not gonna lie.

Braun Strowman's theme makes me pee a little bit.

[Triple A]

I like this Braun Strowman / jobber angle tbh

[Dark One]

I mean, this jobber has a chin. He's got a better chance than the last one. TWO HANDS, A CHIN, AND A FIGHTING CHANCE.

[Lock Jaw]

Crotch to the back of the head

Devastating

[owenbrown]

RIP in Peace, Jobber # 598275827047102758137859

[Frank Drebin]

reverse chokeslam looks whack as fuck

[Dark One]

I would need at least $15,000 to let Braun Strowman beat me up for two minutes.

[Innovator]

What the fuck is wrong with Strowman's nose?

[Dark One]

reverse chokeslam looks whack as fuck

Could be worse. Could be DA PLAY OF DA DAY

[KIRA]

I wonder if Stroman is much more athletic than we've been seeing like Big Show in his early WCW days.....probably not.

[Dark One]

What the fuck is wrong with Strowman's nose?

Poorly fitted sheep mask.

[Frank Drebin]

Why is Henry wet?

[Lock Jaw]

How many people are going to die during the Rio Olympic games? 12?

RIP Mark Henry

[slik]

I like Braun Strowman now...like, I finally see 'the potential' in him

[Innovator]

Why is Henry wet?

Why aren't you?

[Dark One]

Why is Henry wet?

Long walk to the office.

Or it's his creative juices.

[KIRA]

I never want to hear about Henry's juices

I do miss the hall of pain tho :(

[Dark One]

I cannot imagine how many people in the back just popped a boner at hearing Mark Henry tell Stephanie McMahon "you're wrong" on national TV.

[Lock Jaw]

Goldust looking like a ninja

[Frank Drebin]

How many people are going to die during the Rio Olympic games? 12?

In addition, how many birth defects will happen as a result of attending the games?

[Dark One]

I never want to hear about Henry's juices


Listen, man.

If Henry wants to talk about his juices, you're gonna listen.

[Frank Drebin]

Why aren't you?

used it all up when Sasha was on screen.

[Droford]

Make Mark Henry split wigs again

[Dark One]

In addition, how many birth defects will happen as a result of attending the games?

Human Race in 2199 due to Rio:

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_super/0/46/2820247-2319343491-latest

[owenbrown]

Could be worse. Could be DA PLAY OF DA DAY

JVC KABOOM! OF THE WEEK

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Hall of Pain grand re-opening

[Innovator]

used it all up when Sasha was on screen.

Fair enough

[Lock Jaw]

...for now

[Mercenary]

ugh I hate the Golden Truth so much

[Black Widow]

Can someone throw a kid in a cage with Truth?

[Dark One]

Golden Truth vs. Shining Stars?

Is it possible for viewership to go below 0?

[Frank Drebin]

Yes...R Truth is gonna be the pokemon go guy. Excellent choice.

[Frank Drebin]

Why wasn't this match on Superstars?

[Emperor Smeat]

New brand split already a huge benefit for the Shinning Stars. Broke their record for most matches wrestled in a row on tv at 2 now.

[KIRA]

Start the clock on how long WWE will take to repackage Primo the master of the unnecessary cartwheel and Epico.

Shit they actually won.

[Lock Jaw]

Pokemon Go as an angle is legit

They should have someone else be hooked on it, and have feuds over the control of gyms

[Frank Drebin]

Ok....we have entered "why people make fun of wrestling" territory.

[Innovator]

AMERICAN ALPHA COMMERCIAL GET HYPE

[KIRA]

last week had me so hopeful


.....nope not gonna be negative.......yet

[Emperor Smeat]

Pokemon Go as an angle is legit

They should have someone else be hooked on it, and have feuds over the control of gyms

Wouldn't be that hard to do since Xavier Woods mentioned he played the game during a promo a couple of weeks ago. Think he was on Team Valor so Truth can rep one of the other teams for a feud.

[slik]

hey frank drebin how u doin

[Lock Jaw]

This segment make it or break it for Balor and Summerslam.

[Black Widow]

Why is he wearing a shirt?

[KIRA]

Also fuck you Ric Flair "Roman shouldve won last week" whatever grandpa

[Simple Fan]

Hope Gallows and Anderson interrupt this. Seems like something that they would do. I mean they did it with AJ and Finn is an OG in The Club so it needs to happen.

[Frank Drebin]

hey frank drebin how u doin

Chillin. Watching the camera pan over Balor's dong.

[slik]

crowd already doing arm thing during balor's entrance

over as rover, love it

[Frank Drebin]

HE SAID IMPACT, HES GOIN TO TNA!!!

[Mercenary]

He said impact!!!!!!!! it's a shoot

[slik]

Chillin. Watching the camera pan over Balor's dong.


yeah they should keep that :naughty:

[Lock Jaw]

:heart: Rollins' fake laugh

[Dark One]

http://i.makeagif.com/media/11-03-2015/TsFiBE.gif

[Frank Drebin]

whats that flag the dude in the corner keeps holding up? Looks like a Nazi or Confederate flag.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't stop thinking how much Finn Balor looks like Gollum

[KIRA]

http://i.makeagif.com/media/11-03-2015/TsFiBE.gif

I will never ever get tired of that.

[KIRA]

Ugh it sounds bad no matter who says it

[Dark One]

http://i.makeagif.com/media/11-03-2015/TsFiBE.gif

I will never ever get tired of that.

It really should be in his entrance video.

[slik]

patented Rollins cackle

[Frank Drebin]

Ugh it sounds bad no matter who says it

:yes:

[Dark One]

Seth Rollins is great.

Should also have retorted with "Great, you have a chant. You know who else does? ZACK RYDER AND HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN ANYTHING EITHER."

[DAMN iNATOR]

I seriously hope Mark doesn't get Zika while at the olympics...

[ClockShot]

The Man vs. The Real Rock 'n Rolla looks to be pretty good.

[Frank Drebin]

This match is gonna be sick. Tyler Black vs. Prince Devitt would have been a massive ROH ppv main event.

[Dark One]

Well, the good news is that Finn carried himself pretty well, even going toe to toe with one of the better promos on the roster today.

[slik]

k Vince crowd is chanting for him...please donut job him out

[ClockShot]

Any leaks on the "Universal Championship"?

The NBC Peacock, Universal Globe, Comcast logo all gonna be incorporated into it somehow?

[slik]

I seriously hope Mark doesn't get Zika while at the olympics...

He probably will

[Lock Jaw]

Balor not ready to be in this spot

[Black Widow]

Time to change the station!

[Dark One]

Just going to go ahead and preemptively leave this here:

http://i.imgur.com/69nNYfM.gif

[ClockShot]

Quite the rock you got there, Lana.

[KIRA]

If there is one thing Styles has over Finn its that his Pele kick comes out of nowhere.

[slik]

Lana channeling 1983 Madonna r/n

[KIRA]

that is a cool shot

Rusev holding up the title Lana off to his side scowling

[Dark One]

k Vince crowd is chanting for him...please donut job him out

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d882f7669ad6d23e85bf1492bec26dd7/tumblr_nb4h1gEQZp1sl4ryio1_250.gif

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[Mercenary]

ALL HAIL RUSSEV!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Something like that is worth $75k?

Time for Smeat to get into the dress making business. Can't be that hard to make a random design and charge a lot for it.

[Dark One]

I don't want Henry to win, because if he brings the US Title to Rio, it's just going to get stolen after someone throws up on him.

[Dark One]

Something like that is worth $75k?

Time for Smeat to get into the dress making business. Can't be that hard to make a random design and charge a lot for it.

This was apparently Lana's actual wedding dress:

https://out.reddit.com/t3_4volbi?url=https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-mia1-2.cdninstagram.com%2Ft51.2885-15%2Fe35%2F13707415_2090992511126804_1215437560_n.jpg%3Fig_cache_key%3DMTMwNzQ2Mzc4MTcwOTg5MDI5Ng%25 3D%253D.2&token=AQAA6gKgVxtu3SDfKUXZ5vAPHHro2Qiqf6Ts9Uo05kN5SoOBYavv

[Black Widow]

ALL HAIL RUSSEV!!!!!
That's what it feels like when talks.

[KIRA]

The USA gear just makes you weaker it seems

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rusev's face after that move by Henry.

[Simple Fan]

If there is one thing Styles has over Finn its that his Pele kick comes out of nowhere.

Feel like it's a lot more than just the Pele kick but thats just me.

[Emperor Smeat]

This was apparently Lana's actual wedding dress:

https://out.reddit.com/t3_4volbi?url=https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-mia1-2.cdninstagram.com%2Ft51.2885-15%2Fe35%2F13707415_2090992511126804_1215437560_n.jpg%3Fig_cache_key%3DMTMwNzQ2Mzc4MTcwOTg5MDI5Ng%25 3D%253D.2&token=AQAA6gKgVxtu3SDfKUXZ5vAPHHro2Qiqf6Ts9Uo05kN5SoOBYavv

If that dress is anywhere close to her $75k dress, this is going to be even easier to make a lot of money.

[KIRA]

Feel like it's a lot more than just the Pele kick but thats just me.

Well mic skills too.

[Lock Jaw]

I bet Rusev fights Jack Swagger next week

[Lock Jaw]

That kick to the back of the head Rusev does always looks so deadly..... like fatally deadly....

[owenbrown]

Well that was a shocker :roll:

[Mercenary]

Close the Hall of Pain!

[Emperor Smeat]

Hall of Pain once again closed for business.

Hall of Machka still accepting applications for new inductees.

[Lock Jaw]

Drop the giant flag

[Lock Jaw]

Kurt Angle music hits now

[Simple Fan]

Smelly Meat Boutique is going to be a huge success.

What are you wearing?

Smelly Meat.

[owenbrown]

I want to hear this so bad right now

A0iVi9KftLw

[Lock Jaw]

Natural Porn Winner

[owenbrown]

goddammit

[ClockShot]

Roman down to mid-card status?

Really?

[KIRA]

oh lord.....well he aint in the main title scene so fine

[Black Widow]

Destroy this fuck Roman!

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like the thing to do with Roman would have been for him to "snap" and turn "full heel" and beat the living F out of Finn Balor and forcefully insert himself into the Summerslam match

[Dark One]

Well, that's a fuck of a depush, if nothing else.

[KIRA]

still gonna boo the shit outta him I bet

[Dark One]

Feel like the thing to do with Roman would have been for him to "snap" and turn "full heel" and beat the living F out of Finn Balor and forcefully insert himself into the Summerslam match

Lock Jaw.

We're friends, right? I like you. I do.

But if you suggest this again, I will murder you.

[owenbrown]

https://media.giphy.com/media/ylyUQl3QJTTnLHJyfK/giphy.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

On one hand, Reigns spending some quality time in the midcard is going to help him in the long run.

On the other hand, this might end up being worse than the time Cena ended the 1st Machka Era of the US belt.

[Lock Jaw]

Really don't want to see Rusev job to Reigns.....

They should team up and destroy the universe

[Dark One]

still gonna boo the shit outta him I bet

This may be the first time the crowd chants "BUL - GAR -IA" instead of U S A

[Lock Jaw]

Lock Jaw.

We're friends, right? I like you. I do.

But if you suggest this again, I will murder you.

Balor would have still been in the match.....

[Simple Fan]

That's the spot Reigns should have been in all along.

[slik]

Roman in the U.S. Title scene feuding with Rusev is a great idea! It will also let Rollins/Balor shine!

[Dark One]

"Most girls take what they're given in life. I go back for seconds! ... and thirds..."

[owenbrown]

Roman should be jobbing to Owen White FOREVER!

[KIRA]

She is gonna regret using the leg drop later in life

[Triple A]

I liked the Eva Marie / Nia Jax angle in NXT where Eva was a "sneaky" heel and Nia Jax was her powerful backup... feel like they should do that again

[Dark One]

Okay. Kinda high. I need someone to confirm that I did just actually see the Undertaker in that Scooby Doo movie preview.

[Exyle]

Talking about the Olympics...
Talking about how Americans don't deserve gold medals...

...Roman Reigns. Such a tease, WWE. I know it's not rational to get excited for a Kurt Angle return, but that set-up was perfect.

[ClockShot]

Okay. Kinda high. I need someone to confirm that I did just actually see the Undertaker in that Scooby Doo movie preview.

Confirmed.

Better off watching Scooby-Doo & The Reluctant Werewolf. Same plot.

[Simple Fan]

Really don't want to see Rusev job to Reigns.....

They should team up and destroy the universe

I don't think he will. If Vince wants to tell a redemption story he has to take him to the lowest of lows and that letting down the USA. Will miss JBL to really dig it in though.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Backlund's screaming in Darren's theme is so stupid.

[Triple A]

ENJOYING THIS RAW SO FAR TBH

[Dark One]

Titus just irrationally turned heel again.

[Triple A]

ROSTER SPLIT IS COOL... EVERYTHING FEELS WAY MORE "ORGANIZED"... COOL...

[Dark One]

ROSTER SPLIT IS COOL... EVERYTHING FEELS WAY MORE "ORGANIZED"... COOL...

It's amazing what removing 60 minutes of recaps per show can do.

[Emperor Smeat]

Titus just irrationally turned heel again.

Well he's not wrong technically about Darren Young trying to find his inner greatness again.

[KIRA]

Does Young use the chickenwing as a finisher he'll never be great again until he starts flipping out and clamping that bitch on everybody

[Lock Jaw]

Titus failed America and his kids and it broke him

[Emperor Smeat]

Make <s>Darren Young</s> Titus Great Again

:lol: a roll-up ending the match after the finisher spot teasing.

[slik]

ROSTER SPLIT IS COOL... EVERYTHING FEELS WAY MORE "ORGANIZED"... COOL...


4 Real

[Black Widow]

This Raw is more of a drop off than Pauly Shore in the world of Hollywood!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wish Backlund would've SNAPPED on that ref and become a badass submission machine...or sicced D-Young on him to do that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Sheamus just forgot Reigns randomly walked into a possible US title shot moments ago.

[slik]

I like Steph in jean jacket, she looks good

[KIRA]

They put my brothers create a player on RAW! Wait its Sheamus.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if Nia will be vs. local jobber again....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Did Sheamus just forgot Reigns randomly walked into a possible US title shot moments ago.

If the crowds don't GAF about Reigns, why should Sheamus?

[Poit]

reverse chokeslam looks whack as fuck

Could be worse. Could be DA PLAY OF DA DAY

Could even be worse. Could be the Saxtonation.

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[Poit]

Even Chris Masters is standing there wondering "What? Was that a finisher? Oh yay, we won."

[Dark One]

Could even be worse. Could be the Saxtonation.

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I thought the move was called "commentary"

[Poit]

I thought the move was called "commentary"

Nah, that's something he can actually do.

Enzo: Don't look another guy in the eyes while eating a banana.
Byron: Take notes, JBL.

[Lock Jaw]

I'M A MONSTER

[DAMN iNATOR]

LMFAO, Bob's gonna blow a gasket...he better go to his dressing room and take his blood pressure pills.

[evanbrown]

I am so happy Roman is going to represent the United States against Rusev! other-owen do you want to have a jerkoff session on skype later to celebrate!!?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nice knowing ya, Ariel Monroe...if that is indeed your real name.