WWE RAW - 4.17.17 - Post Mania season begins!

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Can anyone stop The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MonsterAmongMen?src=hash">#MonsterAmongMen</a>? <a href="https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman">@BraunStrowman</a>'s warpath continues TONIGHT on <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a>, LIVE on <a href="https://twitter.com/USA_Network">@USA_Network</a>! <a href="https://t.co/VrhUGWuix3">https://t.co/VrhUGWuix3</a> <a href="https://t.co/VOLmu3v6Xu">pic.twitter.com/VOLmu3v6Xu</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/854001609885536257">April 17, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

Raw Preview : Quick Hits




Is Braun Strowman unstoppable?

Has Elias Samson “drifted” to Raw?

Is Nia Jax in line for a Raw Women’s Title opportunity?

Which Raw newcomers will “shake up” Team Red the most?

Will Seth Rollins and Samoa Joe settle their unfinished business?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">EXCLUSIVE: <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeRomeWWE">@MikeRomeWWE</a> reveals which <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> Superstar will be kicking off the show TONIGHT at 8/7c on <a href="https://twitter.com/USA_Network">@USA_Network</a>! <a href="https://t.co/7oGWeAin2n">pic.twitter.com/7oGWeAin2n</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/854070461432348672">April 17, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Well if Braun's staring Raw, I can call it a night soon afterward.

[Dark One]

Don't worry guys. I'll be here.

[Dark One]

Really looking forward to 200 minutes of Braun Strowman murdering nerds throughout the arena.

Highest rated Raw of all time.

[ClockShot]

I like how the crowd is dubbed out.

[ClockShot]

I'M NOT THROUGH WIT YOU!

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[ClockShot]

Booker T.

Oh boy.

[slik]

BRAUUUUNNNNN

[Dark One]

Braun the biggest face in history since Moses saved the slaves.

[Dark One]

Booker T.

Oh boy.

IT'S GONNA BE GOOD'T

[Triple A]

Reigns gonna spear him through a table

[ClockShot]

Ooooooooooh. A pissed off Kurt Angle.

[Dark One]

Braun now more over than Jesus.

[ClockShot]

God damn, Roman's gonna bury Braun again.

[ClockShot]

.......................or else.

[Dark One]

Braun Strowman is going to tip the entire set onto Kurt Angle.

[Ezra]

Love me some Braun so hard.

I wonder how long it will take until Angle gets fed up with the you suck chant and turns on the crowd.

[slik]

Good matches 2night!

[ClockShot]

Braun on a rampage all night is a-ok with me.

Kurt's gotta remember it's on him whatever happens.

[Ruien]

I missed it. What happened with Kurt and Braun?

[ClockShot]

Pretty quiet for a Raw thread.

[ClockShot]

I missed it. What happened with Kurt and Braun?

Kurt came out, threatened to suspend Braun. Gave Braun the night off.

Braun wants more competition......................or else.

Oh, and Braun vs. Roman at Payback.

[Dark One]

Pretty quiet for a Raw thread.

Two weeks without Dark One killed the ratings.

Sorry guys.

[GD]

I missed it. What happened with Kurt and Braun?

Kurt announced a match between Braun and Roman for Payback. Braun wanted competition for tonight but Kurt threatened to suspend him. Braun warned him that bad things when he doesn't get what he's given, sighing what happened to former manager Foley. It wasn't that special.

[KIRA]

Some asshole ruined my suspension of belief reminding me that no man can lift an ambulance.

[Ezra]

Brain should definitely pop out to the ring ever 3 or 4 matches and just beat the fuck out of people until the end of the night when a weakened reigns comes out and gets broken in half again.

[slik]

BRAUUUUNNNNN

[slik]

I wonder if Seth Rollins will injure his knee while on commentary

[DAMN iNATOR]

Love me some Braun so hard.

I wonder how long it will take until Angle gets fed up with the you suck chant and turns on the crowd.

He did that in his first run.
lWuqNxU-Oug

[Dark One]

Samoa Joe vs Chris Jericho on Monday Night Raw.

What a world we live in.

[slik]

That was cool, The right man won

[ClockShot]

I'm hearing Ric Flair right now.

Anyone else?

[Dark One]

"REEEGAAAALLLLL"

[KIRA]

They are running with this Kingslayer thing

[Dark One]

I'm hearing Ric Flair right now.

Anyone else?

Woo crispy? Woo tangy?

[ClockShot]

Just the way Joe sounds/talks.

[slik]

Seth Rollins looks really constipated

[Triple A]

Seth Rollins, insanely boring as a face

[Ezra]

I think Samoa Joe could solve the water crisis in third world countries if he would just show up and talk.

[ClockShot]

LET THE HUNT BEGIN!

[Triple A]

Nice... I like when they tease really horrible matches but then just use them as a setup for something else and the matches never really happen

[Dark One]

The Drifter just randomly showing up in the background is the best gimmick.

[Dark One]

The Drifter just randomly showing up in the background is the best gimmick.

Other than Braun Strowman murdering nerds.

[slik]

Um, attacking Goldust and R-Truth just makes Braun even more of a face.

[ClockShot]

C'mon Braun. Finlay & Jamie Noble scare you off?

[Dark One]

I feel like Steve Austin could interrupt Braun Strowman, and Austin would get booed out of the building.

[Evil Vito]

Ha, I actually had a moment of surprise that Golden Truth actually got booked on Raw. Then Braun showed up.

[slik]

Does anyone else get Jamie Noble and Austin Aries confused?

[KIRA]

BRAUN
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[Evil Vito]

Notice how Braun walked away from Finlay. You simply don't fuck with Fit.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So Braun will fuck up anyone in his way as long as they're not Finlay or Jamie Noble? Alright then. #WWELogic...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Notice how Braun walked away from Finlay. You simply don't fuck with Fit.

Or one-half of J&J Security.

[Dark One]

So Braun will fuck up anyone in his way as long as they're not Finlay or Jamie Noble? Alright then. #WWELogic...

Assaulting officials brings fines.

[KIRA]

Ref is gonna die

[ClockShot]

So Gallows & Anderson against......................?

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, Finlay and Jamie Noble couldn't do much against Braun, but a ref is gonna make him leave? :roll::lol:

[slik]

United Airlines, very topical!

[ClockShot]

Meh.

[KIRA]

Can't imagine being Goldust get suited up and put om facepaint for basically nothing

[Dark One]

Well, they did ask for nerds.

[Dark One]

Well, they did ask for nerds.

God damnit Graves.

[ClockShot]

So, which one of ya wants to win a vacation with these guys?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Assaulting officials brings fines.

Pfft, he obviously didn't give a fuck that he could've been suspended, what would taking a small portion of his scratch do besides piss him off even more?

[Ezra]

So Braun will fuck up anyone in his way as long as they're not Finlay or Jamie Noble? Alright then. #WWELogic...

It's an unspoken rule that you are allowed to attempt murder on talent and be ok but mess with the corporate side and you can get in trouble.

[slik]

where is DIY

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's an unspoken rule that you are allowed to attempt murder on talent and be ok but mess with the corporate side and you can get in trouble.

I mean, I see your point and all, but that's not really a threat to someone who is the living embodiment of trouble, though.

[Dark One]

Since this Enzo and Cass match is killing the show, I will provide rep to anyone who can come up with a WWE Branding Machine name for people/events for the remainder of the show.

Think THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE and FANTASY WARFARE COMES TO LIFE or THE OUTLANDISH RICH SWANN.

[slik]

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[slik]

it is national haiku day

please post some WWE RAW haikus

[ClockShot]

There's an interesting finisher for ya.

[KIRA]

When is Cass gonna get fed up and body Enzo?

[Dark One]

I'm not even sure how to process that finisher.

[ClockShot]

Since this Enzo and Cass match is killing the show, I will provide rep to anyone who can come up with a WWE Branding Machine name for people/events for the remainder of the show.

Think THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE and FANTASY WARFARE COMES TO LIFE or THE OUTLANDISH RICH SWANN.

Doesn't most, if not the entire roster have some sort of nickname or "title"?

This is kinda hard.

[Dark One]

I'm not even sure how to process that finisher.

Although to be fair, I'm sure that a light breeze could put Enzo down for the three count.

[Dark One]

Doesn't most, if not the entire roster have some sort of nickname or "title"?

This is kinda hard.

My rep is precious.

[Ruien]

So happy Anderson showed how weak Enzo is.

[ClockShot]

Miz TV with Dean Ambrose as the special guest.

Tonight's topic: Who's wife is hotter? Now that Ambrose & Renee Young got the Drive-Thru special at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the first hour, did anything interesting happen?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Since this Enzo and Cass match is killing the show, I will provide rep to anyone who can come up with a WWE Branding Machine name for people/events for the remainder of the show.

Think THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE and FANTASY WARFARE COMES TO LIFE or THE OUTLANDISH RICH SWANN.

WrestleMania 34 - "PLEASE LOVE ROMAN REIGNS! :("™

[ClockShot]

Missed the first hour, did anything interesting happen?

Braun is on a rampage tonight.

Samoa Joe beat Jericho.

Gallows & Anderson beat Enzo & Cass in a snoozefest.

You're up to speed.

[slik]

yessss @ miz/maryse

[Evil Vito]

Maryse gives me a raging boner

[Dark One]

Nia Jax is what happens when a run-flat tire and the emergency broadcasting voiceover are combined in a lab.

[slik]

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[Simple Fan]

Since this Enzo and Cass match is killing the show, I will provide rep to anyone who can come up with a WWE Branding Machine name for people/events for the remainder of the show.

Think THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE and FANTASY WARFARE COMES TO LIFE or THE OUTLANDISH RICH SWANN.

FIRST TIME EVER: AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura

[DAMN iNATOR]

Missed the first hour, did anything interesting happen?

Braun cane out and acted like a badass on the mic, Kurt came out and said he should be suspended and that Braun will face Roman @ Payback, and Braun said what about tonight?, and Kurt said he was giving him the night off and Braun said he wanted competition tonight...OR ELSE.

Later, backstage Golden Truth were headed to the ring to face Anderson & Gallows but got beaten up by Braun which was broken up by Finlay and Jamie Noble.

Later still, Braun appeared to be taping up in the locker room, when some random ref showed up and reminded him that Kurt had given him the night off.

[slik]

Missed the first hour, did anything interesting happen?


Braun got a huge face pop, told Angle to get him competition...or else
Braun walked out and then beat up R-Truth backstage, leading to more "Thank You Strowman" chants

Enzo/Cass vs Club last 4ever before Club won via handful of tights

Samoe Joe destroyed Chris Jericho and won via submission

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Nice thing about the Superstar Shake-Up is we get fresh match-ups like <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz">@mikethemiz</a> &amp; Dean Ambrose. Wait... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/854137347293806592">April 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

branding talk making triple a horny r/n

[Shisen Kopf]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e1/62/bf/e162bff56475a6db2d4469e7380aed5f.jpg

Zubaz and fanny pack woooooo!

[Dark One]

Ride Along last week with Miz and Maryse was pretty good. They seem like a great couple.

[Emperor Smeat]

Dean taking his time to put everything in a neat pile only to make a mess afterwards does fit with him being a bit loony.

[ClockShot]

Kalisto's gonna die.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Kalisto now regrets going to the Red Brand.

[KIRA]

Kalisto is Braun's luggage

[ClockShot]

And Big Show ruins the fun.

[Dark One]

Braun Strowman is also environmentally friendly. He responsibly disposed of Lucha Things. SUPER FACE.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Big Show doesn't know how to Be A Star. Sad.

[Dark One]

I believe Braun Strowman could throw Big Show like a lawn dart, Rey Mysterio style.

[Blonde Moment]

Since this Enzo and Cass match is killing the show, I will provide rep to anyone who can come up with a WWE Branding Machine name for people/events for the remainder of the show.

Think THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE and FANTASY WARFARE COMES TO LIFE or THE OUTLANDISH RICH SWANN.

Welcome to Raw is Columbusssss where the only thing important going down is Maryse on Miz

[Dark One]

If I can't imagine Byron Saxton saying it monotonously and repeatedly, you don't get rep.

[ClockShot]

Braun vs. Big Show.

Ok. I can stay up a while longer.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I believe Braun Strowman could throw Big Show like a lawn dart, Rey Mysterio style.

He's basically WWE's version of The Incredible Hulk, but sans the green skin and ripped pants.

[slik]

Braun has taken out Roman Reigns, R-Truth & now might retire Big Show. Could he be a bigger face at this point?

[Dark One]

I cannot believe I am hyped for a Big Show match.

[ClockShot]

I thought the dap shit would go away with the TJ Perkins heel turn.

[Dark One]

TJP needs to go back to Devastate if he's going to be heel.

[Evil Vito]

I thought the dap shit would go away with the TJ Perkins heel turn.

That makes him even more of a heel

[KIRA]

They had a hell of a match on 205

[Dark One]

Braun has taken out Roman Reigns, R-Truth & now might retire Big Show. Could he be a bigger face at this point?

He could potentially still murder HoHo Lun

[Dark One]

TJP needs to go back to Devastate if he's going to be heel.

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[Evil Vito]

TJP thinking misandry is real makes him a heel

[ClockShot]

This match is never going to get started.

[Emperor Smeat]

Perkins new gear and colors looks a lot better than his previous set.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Aries AND The champion of Middle-Earth at ringside? Holy intrigue, Batman!

[KIRA]

Yes I was hoping they would sit right next to each other

[Emperor Smeat]

Not having a commentary table near the ring sort of makes Neville and Aires look a bit dumb being by themselves.

[Dark One]

TJP needs to go back to Devastate if he's going to be heel.

He could potentially still murder HoHo Lun

He could also cut a Scott Steiner math promo.

[ClockShot]

Heh heh. You know the banana peel slip is coming.

[slik]

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[ClockShot]

Not having a commentary table near the ring sort of makes Neville and Aires look a bit dumb being by themselves.

I'd have taken JoJo's chair and had her sit on my lap.

[Dark One]

The Mustachioed Mauler Jack Gallagher versus The Dastardly Dabbing Devastator TJ Perkins.

[Dark One]

The dead Jack Gallagher.

[Dark One]

Cannot wait for #BROKEN Jack Gallagher when he wakes up from that concussion.

[KIRA]

The Stroman Empire is coming along nicely

[ClockShot]

The Stroman Empire is coming along nicely

That's actually a good idea for a sign. And to start a movement.

[Dark One]

The Stroman Empire is coming along nicely

That's actually a good idea for a sign. And to start a movement.

They would blur out the "St" during replays.

[KIRA]

A Double should be nervous Neville may switch out with Tony Neese when his title match comes and he'd be none the wiser

[slik]

hardy vs cesaro should be good

[KIRA]

That's actually a good idea for a sign. And to start a movement.

I want the credit if you use it.

[Emperor Smeat]

A Double should be nervous Neville may switch out with Tony Neese when his title match comes and he'd be none the wiser

Should go the Popeye route and have Perkins eat a can of spinach, leave, and then the bulkier Nese suddenly shows up.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Jeff Hardy in singles action tonight? Hmm, wonder if he'll just use traditional Hardyz theme, or maybe his old singles theme, "No More Words"...

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It's also entirely possible, if not likely that he could be given a new singles theme, but that one from c.2009-2010 kicked so much ass.

[Dark One]

Jeff Hardy in singles action tonight? Hmm, wonder if he'll just use traditional Hardyz theme, or maybe his old singles theme, "No More Words"...

6sleVeFcSqk

It's also entirely possible, if not likely that he could be given a new singles theme, but that one from c.2009-2010 kicked so much ass.

Ladies and gentlemen...

DAMN iNATOR and I agree on something. Truly a momentous night in this industry.

[slik]

No led ring posts tonight

[KIRA]

Black Anderson and Gallows

[slik]

I think the lack of LED ring posts means:

Ring Implosion Spot Tonight!

[Dark One]

MARGINALLY FRACTURED MATT HARDY SLIPPING IN

[KIRA]

Pretty clear who the heels are gonna be and fuck the WWE for still trying to put Jeff out front.


His theme kicks ass though.

[Evil Vito]

Matt and Jeff 2 Neon Covered High Flyin' Bros who just love to have fun are sapping my will to live

[slik]

Let's go Alexa!

[KIRA]

MARGINALLY FRACTURED MATT HARDY SLIPPING IN

Hairline fracture Matt Hardy

[ClockShot]

Want Braun to come out during the match and just carry one of the girls away caveman style.

No need to whack her upside the head with a club like they usually do.

[Droford]

Anyone else find it odd RAW ditched the led ring apron and posts?

[ClockShot]

Ah. Bliss got the hometown crowd behind her.

I pick her to win.

[ClockShot]

Anyone else find it odd RAW ditched the led ring apron and posts?

Slik might be on to something with the ring imploding tonight with Braun vs. Show.

[slik]

nia jax is not like most girls

[Dark One]

nia jax is not like most girls

Because she is the love child of a Klingon and a donut.

[KIRA]

Nia Jax entrance wouldnt be nearly as striking if she had HBKs eyes

[Emperor Smeat]

Having Nia be the beast of the division doesn't seem like a really good idea considering how small it is.

Makes it feel like Nia can only lose by doing something stupid or shenanigans only. Anything else is going to come off as being anti-climatic.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Alexa

[ClockShot]

Ugh. Just end this already.

[Dark One]

Having Nia be the beast of the division doesn't seem like a really good idea considering how small it is.

Makes it feel like Nia can only lose by doing something stupid or shenanigans only. Anything else is going to come off as being anti-climatic.

It's also like trying to sell a dump truck as a sherman tank.

[Dark One]

Is Vince McMahon even in the building tonight? No Reigns on Raw yet, and someone won in their hometown.

[ClockShot]

Charlie needs a step ladder for this interview.

[Triple A]

Alexa Bliss so beautiful.......

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/S2gLneM.jpg

[slik]

Payback card is looking pretty good!

[slik]

weird that RAW thread is only 4 pgs 2 hrs in...might be a bad sign of the rating this week

[Dark One]

Here's to hoping Finn doesn't get another concussion.

[Ruien]

Hey look, this cruiserweight running around as a legit wrestler.

[slik]

Don't waste Finn on this jobber

smh

[Dark One]

weird that RAW thread is only 4 pgs 2 hrs in...might be a bad sign of the rating this week

Not surprised following a holiday weekend. Probably a lot of people coming back home or catching up on stuff.

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to assume RAW's Creative just pulled out two wheels with names and spun both to find a random match to do tonight.

At least on the bright side, Balor's chances of getting a concussion decreased by 100000000%.

[Dark One]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/mahal_balor_elbow_360-1.gif?w=650

[ClockShot]

That was quick. Literally.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE should have just hired some local nobody instead for this squash. Maybe they strike lightning again and that nobody becomes the next Ellsworth.

[Dark One]

Good way to avoid injury--don't take a bump.

[Dark One]

God damnit Booker, that was an invitation for "WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE"

[Triple A]

Think I was starting to kinda be interested in Bray Wyatt while he was on SmackDown but I think I think he sucks again now

[Dark One]

This shit isn't even valid any more.

http://i.imgur.com/hMS8P.jpg

[Ruien]

So, once Orton beats Wyatt in Wyatts own match and then Wyatt jobs to Finn, is his character officially done?

[Dark One]

The ghost of Supreme Olajuwon lives on

[Emperor Smeat]

Think I was starting to kinda be interested in Bray Wyatt while he was on SmackDown but I think I think he sucks again now

Creative pretty much ruined the cool Orton-Family story with how they handled the split. Bray looked like a big moron and instead of at least salvaging something with the Abigail spirit, nah just have Orton get rid of shortly afterwards as well.

[slik]

So, once Orton beats Wyatt in Wyatts own match and then Wyatt jobs to Finn, is his character officially done?

I think they will finally do the match they almost did at WM32, Brock Lesnar vs Bray Wyatt.

I could see a HHH vs Bray Wyatt feud at some point too.

[Dark One]

Creative pretty much ruined the cool Orton-Family story with how they handled the split. Bray looked like a big moron and instead of at least salvaging something with the Abigail spirit, nah just have Orton get rid of shortly afterwards as well.

Who would have guessed that the best way to disable magical powers was a spray painted tennis racket.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Random Drifter moment

[Dark One]

YOU JUST GOT BUGS BUNNIED MOTHERFUCKER

[DAMN iNATOR]

This shit isn't even valid any more.

http://i.imgur.com/hMS8P.jpg

And also, Bingo is played on a 5×5 grid, not 6×5.

[Dark One]

If they really want to get him over, they should have The Drifter wander through the background of Bray Wyatt's promo.

[ClockShot]

Was hoping The Drifter would turn around and Double J Jericho with his guitar after putting him on the list.

[Dark One]

And also, Bingo is played on a 5×5 grid, not 6×5.

Shut up Byron.

[Dark One]

Yeah, this promo would be dramatically improved by Random Drifter.

[Simple Fan]

And also, Bingo is played on a 5×5 grid, not 6×5.

BINGO T obviously.

[ClockShot]

Must.............stay.................awake.

[Emperor Smeat]

Regardless how dumb the House of Horrors match is probably going to be and Bray's character in general, Bray is still the perfect fit to redebut the DEMON persona for Balor assuming the WWE doesn't half-ass it again .... which probably will happen.

[Dark One]

So... house of horrors is an inferno match?

[Ezra]

I couldn't understand a damn thing Bray said.

[KIRA]

ALICIA! This RAW just got great.

[Dark One]

This promo could also use Random Drifter.

[Dark One]

WOMEN, AM I RIGHT? -- Random Raw Writer.

[KIRA]

Wait does that mean Alicia is gonna step into the ring? Oh god my heart!

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Matt Hardy get those pants from Mick Foley's wardrobe?

[RP]

WHAT A DREAM MATCH!

[KIRA]

This promo could also use Random Drifter.

A lot of spots on RAW could use a background event Elias Samson

Alicia Fox however,does not require The Drifter to be great.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn, no Jeff Hardy singles theme tonight. :( 👎

[Rebecca Reigns]

Wow I wish John Cena and Roman Reigns were here to teach Kentucky hillbillies Jeff Hardy and Matt Harvey some lessons in respect!!!

[Ezra]

No mention of Punk being one of Hardy's best single opponents? I wonder why? :shifty:

[rez]

lol. Matt just said, "Come on, Nero"

[Dark One]

I would pay good money (9.99) for Jeff vs Brock again.

[ClockShot]

Cesaro :'(

[slik]

Jeff Hardy defeats Cesaro. There's match I never expected to see -- but it was good!

[Droford]

Rofl

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Dark One]

95% sure that Braun Strowman is going to flip the entire ring with Big Show and the referee in it.

[slik]

BRAUN

[Dark One]

RIP Rhyno's cheese and crackers.

[Droford]

Lol 6 pack challenge

Jinder Mahal and Mojo in it

Ha..ugh

[Droford]

Well they totally are going to implode the ring

[Ruien]

Can't remember the last time I stayed to watch the Raw main event. Well played WWE.

[ClockShot]

Gonna need Cesaro's air raid horn theme for this match.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Droford]

385 live

[ClockShot]

Big Show still gets pyro after all these years.

Amazing.

[ClockShot]

Steps have been cleared.

[rez]

Come on, Giant!

[Evil Vito]

Sigh, the Hardys used to be the height of my enjoyment in wrestling. Too bad they're back to the boring regular Hardys.

[rez]

or Paul White. w/e

[Triple A]

Why does Michael Cole keep saying "Strawman" instead of Strowman... did he always do that

[Triple A]

Now he is saying Strowman...

[RP]

This is cracking me up.

[KIRA]

So roughly the same match they had the first time....ok

[rez]

Starman

[Dark One]

Fuck yes.

[Dark One]

So roughly the same match they had the first time....ok

You shut up.

[slik]

Arm Drag is the new German Suplex

[Dark One]

Remember when Kane and Big Show tried to have this same match and it was a shitshow?

Braun truly is superhuman.

[ClockShot]

It's coming. You can feel it.

[Dark One]

@TripleA

How hard would you mark out if Braun hit Big Show with a Head and Arms Braunplex?

[Ruien]

Bruan The Destroyer.

[Dark One]

Artist's rendition of tonight's main event

http://egmnowbeta.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/17185913/king-kong-vs-godzilla.gif

[Ruien]

Want to ruin the main event? Send in Reigns.

[ClockShot]

Time's running out.

[DAMN iNATOR]

You shut up.

I mean, he does have a pretty good point.

[Ezra]

Definitely going for that slow build for the big explosion at the end.

[RP]

Where's the LED ring posts?

[KIRA]

Waiting for the ambulance to come out to distract Braun and get its revenge.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Time's running out.

You forget how generous USA is to RAW with overrun.

[ClockShot]

HERE IT COMES!

[Ruien]

Chokeslam has nothing on Braun.

[Droford]

I almost don't want the ring to implode so I can feel swerved

[Droford]

5 star Braun splash..no

[KIRA]

You shut up.

I'm not really complaining its always fun to watch Stroman do a kip-up.

If this was 96 Paul Wight he'd be nailing Braun Stroman with top-rop huracanrana's and probably imploding standing 450s

[Ezra]

Ring had a huge bounce just on that powerslam. Imagine if it would have busted there. Awkward.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Powerslam from Braun off the top would be amazing.

[Dark One]

Can't wait for Braun's 450 Splash.

[Triple A]

booooo @ top rope suplex tease...