RAW 4/24 - Strowman to battle Kalisto in a Dumpster Match tonight

[Evil Vito]

Please be Mizdow

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: its Kurt Angle ... wait never mind he's just making an announcement

[KIRA]

Would you do it for free?

No,guys my fanatical devotion to Alicia is purely because of her unrecognized greatness its not sexual.

[Evil Vito]

So it's just gonna be KO running in from the crowd near the end of the match, then.

[slik]

KIRA WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH TITUS O'NEIL HE IS THE REAL DEAL TITUS O'NEIL URA URA URA

[KIRA]

Miz is used to his partner not cumming by now

[Lock Jaw]

No,guys my fanatical devotion to Alicia is purely because of her unrecognized greatness its not sexual.

But you agree that she is a smoking hot braud too, right?

[owenbrown]

It is so weird to see the HEEL on the wrong end of a handicap match

[Lock Jaw]

Miz is used to his partner not cumming by now

Speaking of cumming, here's Titus O'Neil URA URA URA

[mike adamle]

It is so weird to see the HEEL on the wrong end of a handicap match

What about you vs. Team Gorm?

[KIRA]

KIRA WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH TITUS O'NEIL HE IS THE REAL DEAL TITUS O'NEIL URA URA URA

No.Tho I would struggle to say no to that tall,chocolate glass of Florida drinking water.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ambrose doing the jumping hot tag spot during a handicap match.

[Lock Jaw]

Brayus Ex Machina

[Emperor Smeat]

Oh it was Bray.

[slik]

I thought Bray was going to feud with Finn...seems like Ambrose vs Bray/Finn vs Miz now

[Dark One]

Well, that was a show.

See you in six days everyone.

[owenbrown]

What about you vs. Team Gorm?

since when am I the heel? :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

You aren't going to watch the A-Show tomorrow?!

[Emperor Smeat]

Ending twist was pretty nice. Even pulled an Owens-Sami with it happening after the trademark/copyright stuff appeared to end the show.

RAW itself was pretty meh overall especially for go-home standards.

[KIRA]

But you agree that she is a smoking hot braud too, right?

Its a weird question because I don't have aesthetic preferences when it comes to y'know people

[Lock Jaw]

Are you saying you don't find anyone more attractive than anyone else? I call BS on that.

[Evil Vito]

Well, that was certainly random as fuck.

[slik]

No.Tho I would struggle to say no to that tall,chocolate glass of Florida drinking water.

URA URA URA

[slik]

since when am I the heel? :shifty:

I think you are a tweener r/n because of turning your back on me last week!

[Savio]

What about for $30,000 KIRA?

[slik]

100,000 URA URA URA posts only

someone make that thread plz

[slik]

I'll sticky it if someone does

[Savio]

(I can't go higher than $30,000 hypothetical dollars :( )

[KIRA]

Are you saying you don't find anyone more attractive than anyone else? I call BS on that.

In a sense I'm attracted to my friends but that was all because of who they are.

Alicia is "Attractive" because she is really fucking good in the ring and entertaining on the mic her improvement made me notice her before I really didn't care(about the division as a whole really)

[Savio]

$30,000 dollars is attractive too.

[KIRA]

Aw man can I just take the money I'd actually have a use for that.

[Savio]

Not unless you put in the work first.

[Tom Guycott]

Its so stupid. The lunatic fringe is generally used to describe where a person is(Dean Ambrose is on the lunatic fringe) He can't be the lunatic fringe.

As much as this has also always bothered me, I feel they did it a) as to make it a trademarkable phrase and b) simply labling him a "lunatic" alone would somehow piss off mental health advocates. Cringeworthy, but calculated.

[Tom Guycott]

T.A.K.A. NAKAMURA

Wonder if he will ever turn heel and become The Artist Formerly Known as Shinsuke Nakamura.....

If he does, he's just inviting a copyright infringement lawsuit from Goldust. :shifty:

Then bring back The Artist Formerly Known As Prince... Iaukea! Three former artists, one ring! Who will win?!

[KIRA]

Not unless you put in the work first.

I mean I really wanna take the money and run.

[Lock Jaw]

In a sense I'm attracted to my friends but that was all because of who they are.

Alicia is "Attractive" because she is really fucking good in the ring and entertaining on the mic her improvement made me notice her before I really didn't care(about the division as a whole really)

But you don't find her physically attractive

[KIRA]

No. In fact if I hadn't sat down I'd have never noticed just how monstrous a jump she made and it sickens me that that she had to play second fiddle to the bellas (who I just wanted to go away and stay away)

How Alicia isn't a cornerstone of this division (especially since they put emphasis on in-ring now) is beyond my ability to grasp.

[Lock Jaw]

Do you find anyone physically attractive?

[Tom Guycott]

Alicia could do just about anything to me for free. But I could also use the money. Even the three grand.

[KIRA]

Alicia could do just about anything to me for free. But I could also use the money. Even the three grand.

He upped the ante with Titus O Neil

[KIRA]

Do you find anyone physically attractive?

No even Jessica Cruz there I was drawn to her chaacter because uf wht she was dealing with

[Lock Jaw]

I definitely call BS on you not finding anyone physically attractive

[Tom Guycott]

He upped the ante with Titus O Neil

For you, maybe.

[KIRA]

You can but it is what it is

[Dark One]

This thread got real weird real quick.

Like Johnny Curtis weird.

http://i.imgur.com/uBsbh.gif

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When your Dad went out for cigarettes 17 years ago but hears you got a full ride to a D1 school <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/raw?src=hash">#raw</a> <a href="https://t.co/V2fK0d2LvV">pic.twitter.com/V2fK0d2LvV</a></p>&mdash; Kung Fu Cammy (@CeeHawk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CeeHawk/status/856698628857004036">April 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

Titus O'Neil looks like a guy who will have a babysitter rape scandal in the next couple years.

[Lock Jaw]

You can but it is what it is

Ok, so you never found anybody in your life physically attractive......

But can you at least recognize when someone is physically attractive?

[Sepholio]

How can someone possibly answer that? Without having ever found someone physically attractive, never having experienced that feeling at all, how would one even know until after the fact?

[DAMN iNATOR]

We can only hope it'll involve ICP making their triumphant return to the WWE.

juMKEgp2u7o

[Juan]

Yup, that's them.

[KIRA]

Ok, so you never found anybody in your life physically attractive......

But can you at least recognize when someone is physically attractive?

It doesn't cross my mind there are tons of thoughts I'm willing to bet you've never had Its like me saying I can't believe you don't wanna bang Michael Cole.

[mike adamle]

What?

[KIRA]

What?

Its alright this is mostly the result of RAW sucking beyond belief you got here late.

[Big Vic]

I totally want to bang Michael Cole.

[KIRA]

Before this thing went off the rails I had two questions

1. How do you lot feel about Seth Rollins new finisher? Last time he tried to come up with one it was balls(and they put it in the games anyway)

2.Does losing(to Kalisto of all people) hurt the Strowman Empire?

LockJaw I'll start thinking hard about the physical traits of every man and woman I see till I can give a "better" answer.

[Big Vic]

I'm really curious as to what Kira masturbates to.... Sorry for putting you on the spot.

[KIRA]

I'm really curious as to what Kira masturbates to.... Sorry for putting you on the spot.

Really good HP Lovecraft stories.

I don't at all (some do Ive heard) it just depends who you are I guess.

[KIRA]

This all makes my rep status hilarious btw

[Volare]

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hahahaha

[ClockShot]

Sounds like I shut it off at a good time when Braun trashed Kalisto.

[Evil Vito]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When your Dad went out for cigarettes 17 years ago but hears you got a full ride to a D1 school <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/raw?src=hash">#raw</a> <a href="https://t.co/V2fK0d2LvV">pic.twitter.com/V2fK0d2LvV</a></p>&mdash; Kung Fu Cammy (@CeeHawk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CeeHawk/status/856698628857004036">April 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
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That is fantastic

[XL]

Before this thing went off the rails I had two questions

1. How do you lot feel about Seth Rollins new finisher? Last time he tried to come up with one it was balls(and they put it in the games anyway)

2.Does losing(to Kalisto of all people) hurt the Strowman Empire?

LockJaw I'll start thinking hard about the physical traits of every man and woman I see till I can give a "better" answer.

1. Clearly I've not been watching closely enough as I have no idea what his new finisher even is.

2. I don't think so, not in the nature of the defeat (and Wins/Losses don't matter anymore anyway, remember?). Losing to Roman will hurt him more.

[KIRA]

1. Clearly I've not been watching closely enough as I have no idea what his new finisher even is.

2. I don't think so, not in the nature of the defeat (and Wins/Losses don't matter anymore anyway, remember?). Losing to Roman will hurt him more.

http://www.tpww.net/2017/04/kenny-omega-tweets-about-seth-rollins-using-his-finisher/