RAW 4/24 - Strowman to battle Kalisto in a Dumpster Match tonight

[DAMN iNATOR]

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Strowman to battle Kalisto in a Dumpster Match

After Braun Strowman laid waste to several Raw Superstars last week, Kalisto has challenged his attacker to a Dumpster Match, tonight at 8/7 C on Raw. But, as The Monster Among Men gears up for Roman Reigns at WWE Payback, are his masked opponent’s plans for retribution destined for the dump?

ALSO:

• Will The Miz retaliate against Dean Ambrose?

• Bray Wyatt brings true "horror" to RAW

• Alexa Bliss closes in on the RAW Women's Title

All that and more tonight on RAW, @8PM EST/7C!

[ClockShot]

Is this a joke?

[Emperor Smeat]

Nope.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's about the size of the fight in the dog... U want it <a href="https://twitter.com/KalistoWWE">@KalistoWWE</a>, U got it. Braun vs Kalisto in a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DumpsterMatch?src=hash">#DumpsterMatch</a> Monday on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RawGM?src=hash">#RawGM</a></p>&mdash; Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/855872387795087361">April 22, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Last dumpster match was Cactus/Chainsaw vs NAO right?

[mike adamle]

Well there was a table-dumpster match between Road Dogg & X-Pac vs. The Dudley Boyz

[BigDaddyCool]

Request, change the thread title to RAW IS BDC ***BDCA***

[KIRA]

KEEP THE STROWMAN EMPIRE STRONG!

[owenbrown]

Request, change the thread title to RAW IS BDC ***BDCA***

VINTAGE BDC :shifty:

[BigDaddyCool]

RHYNO IS THE DARK MATCH!!!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Spinebuster? What the shit? I need a gore.

[rez]

Raw is going to suck outside of Bliss and Angle. Bring back Warzone or random legends.

[ClockShot]

Yeah. I don't know how I feel about this.

Braun looked like a billion dollars last week. And a dumpster match this week against Kalisto.

Nice job, creative.

[rez]

Nevermind. I forgot about the Hardyz being on RAW.

[Triple A]

who watching

@owenbrown

[ClockShot]

This makes me smile all the time.

[rez]

THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE. NOW YOU ARE TOO

[Dark One]

I can only assume this dumpster match will last 15 seconds.

[Emperor Smeat]

Still funny how the ref flops out of the ring from last week's ring collapse.

[Dark One]

Still funny how the ref flops out of the ring from last week's ring collapse.

Assume this video package will be followed with a

John Cone
Rest in Peace

graphic.

[BigDaddyCool]

Jericho is up #tazdan

[Emperor Smeat]

US belt should have had the same stip as the WWE title in regards its the belt that could move and not the wrestler. RAW gains nothing from the match regardless who wins or loses.

[ClockShot]

Had a feeling Miz was going to come out.

[Triple A]

Miz's theme sucks dick..........

[ClockShot]

Maryse stole Dean's jacket.

[Dark One]

Miz's theme sucks dick..........

You shut up.

[ClockShot]

Odd dress choice too. Looks like she's trying for thrift store special.

[DAMN iNATOR]

And MizTV will be replaced with the Ambrose Asylum, right?

[Triple A]

Wish Jericho would just always be a heel... kinda shitty as a face... just bangs out one catch phrase after another and that's it... I guess he kinda did that as a heel too but... seems a lot worse

[owenbrown]

who watching

@owenbrown

I have it on mute

[DAMN iNATOR]

Miz's theme sucks dick..........

His theme is amazing, dude.

[ClockShot]

Dean wants his jacket.

[Dark One]

Wish Jericho would just always be a heel... kinda shitty as a face... just bangs out one catch phrase after another and that's it... I guess he kinda did that as a heel too but... seems a lot worse

You okay, man? You seem depressed.

Here's a sweet Tazplex

http://i.imgflip.com/xcnx.gif

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wish Jericho would just always be a heel... kinda shitty as a face... just bangs out one catch phrase after another and that's it... I guess he kinda did that as a heel too but... seems a lot worse

Yeah, I agree 💯.

[Triple A]

Forgot how much I h8 Michael Cole saying "The Lunatic Fringe"

[Triple A]

You okay, man? You seem depressed.

Here's a sweet Tazplex

Not even that is helping........... sorry

[Dark One]

Forgot how much I h8 Michael Cole saying "The Lunatic Fringe"

Just wait until they do the usual WWE thing of adding another nickname.

"The embodiment of chaos, the Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose!"

[Lock Jaw]

Wish Jericho would still be "upset" at Dean Ambrose for putting whatever # of thumb tacks into him......

[owenbrown]

what the fuck with all the talk show segment changes?!

[Emperor Smeat]

This is like some sort of wrestling talk show Inception moment going on right now.

[Dark One]

Wish Jericho would still be "upset" at Dean Ambrose for putting whatever # of thumb tacks into him......

69.

[Dark One]

Ghost of Roddy Piper is going to come out next.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Not even that is helping........... sorry

Hang on, I'll contact Drebin and have him deliver you some hookers and blow. :shifty:

[KIRA]

RIP Mitch

[Dark One]

Ghost of Roddy Piper is going to come out next.

Then Abraham Washington's ghost... although I don't think he's actually dead... and Tony Atlas.

[Dark One]

Ghost of Roddy Piper is going to come out next.

Then Abraham Washington's ghost... although I don't think he's actually dead... and Tony Atlas.

Then Carlito will return for CARLITO'S CABANA!

[DAMN iNATOR]

what the fuck with all the talk show segment changes?!

#REFERENCES

[Lock Jaw]

Wish Jericho would be "upset" at Dean's gift...... treat it like the joke that it is..... act offended......

[DAMN iNATOR]

Won't happen, but if there was ever a segment that would benefit from a Ron Simmons appearance, this is it.

[ClockShot]

Can't tell if this crowd is alive tonight. Or someone in the production truck has a heavy hand on the "pipe in chant" knob tonight.

[rez]

It is a sharp looking jacket.

[ClockShot]

I'm keeping a sharp eye out for an industrial size garbage truck parked in back.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can't tell if this crowd is alive tonight. Or someone in the production truck has a heavy hand on the "pipe in chant" knob tonight.

They couldn't react because they were trapped in an episode of The Twilight Zone.

[Triple A]

"sensing" that this Raw will do terrible in the ratings

[Dark One]

Well, that was twenty minutes of television.

Presumably a send-off for Jericho to get out all of his catchphrases before wandering off for a while after Sunday.

[KIRA]

Forgot how much I h8 Michael Cole saying "The Lunatic Fringe"

Its so stupid. The lunatic fringe is generally used to describe where a person is(Dean Ambrose is on the lunatic fringe) He can't be the lunatic fringe.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why the fuck are Sheamus and Cesaro wearing skirts?!

[ClockShot]

Wait.

Is Raw using the Smackdown set tonight?

[DAMN iNATOR]

And Matt's all dressed up in his best blue jeans...

[Triple A]

I like that Booker T isn't talking a lot and is basically just "putting guys over"... doing a good job imo

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like RAW first match always some sort of boring tag team related match.....

[Dark One]

VVVVEEEE ONNUUUHHH

[Sixx]

Strowman vs Kalisto in a dumpster match?

Wow, they REALLY ran out of ideas.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Feel like RAW first match always some sort of boring tag team related match.....

You noticed that too? Thought I was the only one...

Also, RIP Sheamus' back.

[rez]

The Italian Hero from Subway is a wannabe JJ's Vito.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Strowman vs Kalisto in a dumpster match?

Wow, they REALLY ran out of ideas.

Just wait. His next victim could have to go through a Kennel From Hell match.

[Evil Vito]

Not one DELETE chant to be had. :(

[Triple A]

Feel like RAW first match always some sort of boring tag team related match.....

Always either Sheamus/Cesaro or Gallows/Anderson involved.............. sigh

[Triple A]

Kinda want to lie down in bed but 98% chance I will fall asleep... might do it anyway though... very risky

[Sixx]

Just wait. His next victim could have to go through a Kennel From Hell match.

I'm... not quite sure what that is.

[rez]

Is there a TMNT movie clause that he has to keep the ginger mohawk? looks redic

[DAMN iNATOR]

Always either Sheamus/Cesaro or Gallows/Anderson involved.............. sigh

Yeah, so dull...no wonder the ratings always suck.

[rez]

DELETE DELETE DELETE

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is there a TMNT movie clause that he has to keep the ginger mohawk? looks redic

Dunno, guess it's just an "established" part of his character now, like his dumb theme...needs "Written In My Face" back...

[ClockShot]

Stamina this, stamina that.

[Emperor Smeat]

"sensing" that this Raw will do terrible in the ratings

Feels like that's been the case more often than not in recent months for RAW go-home shows.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Not one DELETE chant to be had. :(

There's your chant.

[Dark One]

Not one DELETE chant to be had. :(

Feel better?

[Evil Vito]

About damn time

[DAMN iNATOR]

Good for Sheamus, stepping up as the voice of reason. B.A. STAR, Cesaro!

[Evil Vito]

There we go, they picked up at the end.

Pretty decent match. The tag match should be a lot of fun I think.

[Emperor Smeat]

Matt should just take Sunday off since Jeff already proved he can beat both Sheamus and Ceasro on his own.

[BigDaddyCool]

Fuck the Hardy Boyz are over. Delete.

[Lock Jaw]

THE ARTIST KNOWN AS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn...was hoping he'd book Maryse in some kind of singles match of her own...

[ClockShot]

Smackdown opens with Nakamura.

:yes:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Naomi very good in the ring, but Charlotte becoming SD! Women's Champion just seems so right.

[Dark One]

THE ARTIST KNOWN AS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

It could be worse.

It could be THE MESMERIZING CONUNDRUM SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

[Lock Jaw]

Smackdown opens with Nakamura.

:yes:

*The Artist Known As

[Lock Jaw]

T.A.K.A. NAKAMURA

[KIRA]

I fucking love Nakamura I fucking hate his gi style entrance jacket though I hope that was his doing and not Vince's stupid idea

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if he will ever turn heel and become The Artist Formerly Known as Shinsuke Nakamura.....

[rez]

Conundrum is my favorite word so I'd be fine with that

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder if he will ever turn heel and become The Artist Formerly Known as Shinsuke Nakamura.....

If he does, he's just inviting a copyright infringement lawsuit from Goldust. :shifty:

[KIRA]

TJP has to change nothing to be heel everything he does is already the height of douchebag

[Dark One]

This entrance is weird as it is, but it's even more painful for Heel TJP.

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like TJP needs a new theme..... evil boss 8-bit music

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's the male Mary Poppins!

[Dark One]

Jack Gallagher should get left at a gas station again.

[rez]

TJP new theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5J_m1-l2rk

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder what other superstitions Gallagher regularly tests...walking under ladders? Breaking mirrors? Crossing the paths of black cats?

[Emperor Smeat]

Feel like TJP needs a new theme..... evil boss 8-bit music

Dracula theme from Castlevania I?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Jack Gallagher should get left at a gas station again.

Wouldn't matter. He can just fly wherever with his umbrella.

[ClockShot]

Feel like TJP needs a new theme..... evil boss 8-bit music

Dr. Wily Stage 1.

Oh wait.....

[KIRA]

TJP new theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5J_m1-l2rk

I felt his theme should King K Rool's theme from DKC

[rez]

Hopefully Aries moves on to better things than the Cruiserweight league

[ClockShot]

Alright. I can turn in early.

[rez]

I felt his theme should King K Rool's theme from DKC


How aboot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5yFBeuK-no

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

[slik]

BRAUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN

[ClockShot]

Yeah. No way Braun's gonna fit in that thing.

[rez]

Braun will get him in the dumpster and flip it a couple times. /yawn

[Savio]

Pads on top of the dumpster.

[Dark One]

Braun will get him in the dumpster and flip it a couple times. /yawn

And then throw that dumpster into a bigger dumpster.

Which he will then carry into a landfill outside the arena.

Which he will then rip out of the ground and fling into space.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ummm how is Roman going to wrestle with the injuries WWE stated he suffered. Not even Cena and his freakish recovery could pull that off.

[rez]

Hello, Braun.. generic big beast with an oversized beard

[ClockShot]

C'mon Braun. Don't say that.

You've got quite the following.

[Dark One]

So...

90 seconds until Roman Reigns comes out and spears Braun into the dumpster for Kalisto?

[Emperor Smeat]

Kalisto's new mask looks great

[Lock Jaw]

R.I.P. Kallisto

[BigDaddyCool]

then Samwell Tarly showed up for the 2016 dumpster fire match.

[Dark One]

Hello, Braun.. generic big beast with an oversized beard

Get out of my forum.

[Lock Jaw]

Kalisto's new mask looks great

His new theme is not so good

[KIRA]

Braun is gonna eat Kalisto like a side order

[Dark One]

WOOO GODDAMN

[slik]

Kalisto looks like...Great Muta?

[rez]

Get out of my forum.

Watch yourself, fellow AJ fan club member

Beards aren't scary since Portlandia

[Dark One]

His new theme is not so good

It's good that it opens up with the sound of someone losing a life in an NES game, since that's what's about to happen to Kalisto.

[Lock Jaw]

Why do they keep saying it is the first ever Dumpster Match on RAW...... wasn't there one with New Age Outlaws v Cactus Jack and Chainsaw Charlie......

[Emperor Smeat]

His new theme is not so good

Would probably sound better slowed down soo probably not happening till a heel turn I guess.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why do they keep saying it is the first ever Dumpster Match on RAW...... wasn't there one with New Age Outlaws v Cactus Jack and Chainsaw Charlie......

Think that was just the Outlaws dumping them in a dumpster and tossing it off a stage. Not part of an actual match I think.

[Lock Jaw]

When does Roman come out and dump Strowman into the trash........

[ClockShot]

Way to be a team player, Kalisto. :nono:

[Lock Jaw]

Don't you have to close the lids to win.........

[DAMN iNATOR]

And here comes Roman...

[KIRA]

Braun hit Kalisto in the chest so hard his heart is now acting as his vertebrae

[Lock Jaw]

R.I.P. Kallisto

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Kalisto actually won.

Pretty lame way to end the match though.

[slik]

KING KALISTO

[DAMN iNATOR]

Any second now...

[rez]

nasty snot beard. yuck

[Dark One]

https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/a3eb145f3854507465355ec244889ced/10354%20-%20Raw%20animated_macro%20autoplay_gif%20brock_lesnar%20fuck_this_company%20gif%20sledgehammer%20wwe %20wwe_world_heavyweight_championship.gif

[ClockShot]

Okay. NOW we take out the trash.

[Triple A]

"rez" seems really negative.........

[KIRA]

Its weird that BRUUUANN'S one weakness is small puny looking dudes Kalisto,Sami Zayn, Ellsworth...

[Emperor Smeat]

Why have Strowman even lose if he just beat the crap out of Kalisto and still tossed him in the dumpster in the end.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Braun needs to just flatten everyone in his way with the Dumpster.

[slik]

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[KIRA]

LOL tiny drop

[DAMN iNATOR]

Rest in pieces, Kalisto.

[Emperor Smeat]

Whole thing came off better when the Outlaws did it especially with how commentary sold the brutality.

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[KIRA]

https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/a3eb145f3854507465355ec244889ced/10354%20-%20Raw%20animated_macro%20autoplay_gif%20brock_lesnar%20fuck_this_company%20gif%20sledgehammer%20wwe %20wwe_world_heavyweight_championship.gif

Its gonna be okay man.

[Evil Vito]

Kalisto really is the new Rey Mysterio. Entertaining to watch in the ring, but even more fun to watch him get thrown around like a lawn dart.

[rez]

"rez" seems really negative.........

Negative.

[slik]

Not that excited for the rest of the show tbh, I was here for Champion Braun

[Rebecca Reigns]

Hey owenbrown if you read this I just want to remind you that you are a little bitch with a tiny dick and that Gertner is a real man and that Roman Reigns is the greatest wrestler of all-time and all the wrestlers you like suck. Also quit making out with your neighbor's goat and your cousin!!!

[slik]

Who is Finn wrestling tonight?

[slik]

Not a very good Dumpster throw...worse w/ each playback

[Emperor Smeat]

Will laugh if Braun suddenly shows up and attacks Kalisto in the ambulance.

[Lock Jaw]

R.I.P. The Demon Kallisto..... we hardly knew you......

[rez]

Hey owenbrown if you read this I just want to remind you that you are a little bitch with a tiny dick and that Gertner is a real man and that Roman Reigns is the greatest wrestler of all-time and all the wrestlers you like suck. Also quit making out with your neighbor's goat and your cousin!!!

No. Gartner sucks.

[Evil Vito]

Boooooo, I was hoping for another "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU" when Kalisto was getting loaded into the ambulance.

[Dark One]

Not a very good Dumpster throw...worse w/ each playback

Probably like Drew Gulak.

[KIRA]

They can't be serious with that BS promo

[Triple A]

trying to not be negative

re: bray wyatt

[Emperor Smeat]

Either the crowd doesn't really care that much about RAW tonight or WWE is doing some serious crowd muting work.

[Dark One]

I don't think Jesus would have gotten a video package as positive as that Roman one just was.

[owenbrown]

such bullshit that Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt is NOT for the WWE title. :mad:

[rez]

I wonder how much Bray paid for that black stetson knockoff

[slik]

I wonder if WWE has even decided what a House of Horrors match is yet

[rez]

I wonder if WWE has even decided what a House of Horrors match is yet

We can only hope it'll involve ICP making their triumphant return to the WWE.

[KIRA]

Just realized how great Bray would be has a used car commercial salesman

And that he needs to recruit Bo dallas and they can put the boots to Randy.

[Rebecca Reigns]

Thank God this show is not in Kentucky. All WWE shows in Kentucky are the worst!

[Ruien]

such bullshit that Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt is NOT for the WWE title. :mad:

Wait, what? Since when?

[rez]

Since they haven't advertised it as a champ match since the beginning

[slik]

Yeah, title is not on the line. Orton next defends against Jinder at BACKLASH. The House of Horrors match is 'just because'.

[Evil Vito]

Marry me Emma

[Emperor Smeat]

:| why not just hire some local jobber than use Alicia for a squash match involving Dana.

[Dark One]

Dana got about 70% of the way through her finisher.

[Dark One]

:| why not just hire some local jobber than use Alicia for a squash match involving Dana.

I would argue that I would rather have people having backstage segments a week before to set something up, even if it does have a long-term talent getting squashed, than just have some random girl get murdered never to be seen again.

It's a step towards booking more than fifteen minutes in the future.

[rez]

NERDS

[Dark One]

Did Michael Cole just die?

[Dark One]

Michael Cole definitely didn't realize they were on camera and/or may have narcolepsy.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait, what? Since when?

Think ever since the Shakeup Episode when it sort of threw some of Smackdown's plans out of the window because of loose ends. Same for why they have to delay Styles-Owens because they need to wait till RAW finishes the Jericho-Owens feud first.

Before that it was just assumed or teased to be a title match before WWE went all in hyping the House of Horrors aspect.

[Rebecca Reigns]

I wish JBL was WWE Champ and Roman Reigns was Universal Champ

[rez]

Gallows and Anderson need a new leader. What's Finn doing lately

[slik]

the show is kind of boring w/o Strowman

[rez]

show needs some stables and managers to become positive.

[rez]

LIKE STING MANAGING ROLLINS. GG

[Emperor Smeat]

#BeatUpEnzoDay

[Dark One]

Enzo will now be replaced with Mitch the Plant, Jr.

Their team's odds just went up.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Lock Jaw]

The Demon King of the Cruiserweights Finn Balor is here

[Dark One]

Enzo to Finn Balor is like going from a unicycle with a flat tire to a Maserati.

[rez]

I'm not so sure this is a good idea. The Club could have worked in some capacity in the WWE...NOPE. We don't want nice things ;)

[Evil Vito]

It's good that Finn Balor is always on stand by if somebody is unable to compete in a tag team match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins needs to do a Triple H-like jumping high knee if he wants to make that new finisher look great.

[slik]

Seth Rollin's new finisher is ok

[Lock Jaw]

I didn't pay attention to that match at all

Alexa Bliss up next

Will definitely pay attention

[Triple A]

why would they "what" this

crowd is so bad

[rez]

Bayley needs to lose the letterman jacket before Bliss rips it off and makes her eat it

[Triple A]

has anything happened on this raw...

[Emperor Smeat]

has anything happened on this raw...

Enzo got beaten up although that happens almost every week

[rez]

hahahhaha Lockjaw has never kissed a boy

[slik]

Bailey is a virgin, new gimmick?

[Lock Jaw]

hahahhaha Lockjaw has never kissed a boy

Lockjaw is a dog's name.

[Dark One]

Bailey is a virgin, new gimmick?

Worked for D-Bry.

[Dark One]

Bayley once again the heel.

[slik]

I am FAR more interested in a Alexa vs Sasha feud than I am Bayley vs Alexa

[BigDaddyCool]

do heel ever win anymore?

[KIRA]

Sasha and Baeley aren't the only ones who are going to be writing love notes to each other

I think Jericho just found a new BFF

[rez]

poor finn..going to become the next ziggler

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[KIRA]

oh god If Miz partner is Curt Hawkins it will save this garbage fire

[KIRA]

damn it

[Lock Jaw]

Miz's partner

EL EVILO

[KIRA]

Is Hawkins admitting to being a jobber

[slik]

Why are Miz and Finn on the kick-off show

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Hawkins new gimmick just him holding a Weekly Beat Up Curt Hawkins Open Challenge series?

[KIRA]

I have so many things to say about Crews being from Stone Mountain


but they can wait.

[slik]

I forget Apollo Crews exists until he is on tv pretty much every week he appears

[rez]

This B show sucks. out

[Emperor Smeat]

Hawkins already thrown more offense into this match than his previous RAW appearances combined.

[Lock Jaw]

I have so many things to say about Crews being from Stone Mountain


but they can wait.

UNTIL WHEN

[Lock Jaw]

Wish THE RYBACK was still around

[KIRA]

So is Hawkins new gimmick just him holding a Weekly Beat Up Curt Hawkins Open Challenge series?

Seems so he said hes there to make people look good (ie) job

[Lock Jaw]

"Speaking of coming, look who's arrived"

Awkward segue by Michael Cole......

[KIRA]

Its Gallows and Anderson 2.0

[BigDaddyCool]

seriously, this is lame when only faces win.

[KIRA]

Roman really needs to sue the shit outta whoever he took acting classes from.

[KIRA]

On a much better note Attack on Titan second season is getting an insane amount of advertising time.

[Lock Jaw]

Cole: "Now for an update on Kallisto's condition, here's Booker T!"

Booker T: "He dead."

Cole: "Thank you, Booker!"

[KIRA]

Cut to Braun hurling Kalisto's ambulance into the side of a building.

[Emperor Smeat]

Based on how WWE writes injuries, Kalisto probably back in 2 weeks (maybe 3 at most). Roman pretty much suffered several months worth of injuries and yet he's being hyped as returning after a couple of weeks.

[Savio]

Kallisto is suffering from anal bleeding.

[KIRA]

Based on how WWE writes injuries, Kalisto probably back in 2 weeks (maybe 3 at most). Roman pretty much suffered several months worth of injuries and yet he's being hyped as returning after a couple of weeks.

Kalisto doesn't have Roman's healing factor (and protective vest)

[slik]

If Brock Lesnar was was Miz's partner I would cum...pletely love that.

[KIRA]

I bet Braun yells I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU at his dinner.

[Savio]

That's gotta be.... That's gotta be KANE!

[Dark One]

THE DRIFTER LIVES

[Savio]

Random question for KIRA, would you have sex with Alicia Fox for $3000?

[KIRA]

The Drifter has been the best part of this whole shit show

[KIRA]

Random question for KIRA, would you have sex with Alicia Fox for $3000?

No.

I'd be trying not to squeal with joy if I ran into her though I'd have her autograph laminated and put on my wall....with a huge shrine around it.

[Lock Jaw]

Would you do it for free?

[slik]

I think this WWE Studios movie SLEIGHT looks cool

[Emperor Smeat]

Wouldn't be surprised if Miz's partner is somehow Kevin Owens.

[Evil Vito]

Wouldn't be surprised if Miz's partner is somehow Kevin Owens.

Probably, making there no point in the Superstar Shake Up.

[Lock Jaw]

Maryse hot braud

[slik]

I guess KO would make more sense storyline wise than Brock Lesnar

[Lock Jaw]

IT'S STING