The omen presents MONDAY NIGHT RAW and doom

[slik]

Big Show's Spidey Sense is tingling

[KIRA]

I seriously want whatever R-truth takes not age since 2002

[rez]

Competing promos between Goldust/Truth and Fashion Police? Yes, please.

[Dark One]

I seriously want whatever R-truth takes not age since 2002

Good cocaine.

[Emperor Smeat]

Just realized that Alexa Bliss calls herself a Goddess and Bray Wyatt calls himself a God.......

They should join forces.....

Bray does have a job opening in the Family after Randy got rid of Sister Abigail v1.0

[RP]

I really feel like Nia Jax is letting the crowd get to her.

[rez]

You're thinking of Rick James

[Dark One]

Going to pretend this match is part of a blood feud over this:

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[Poit]

Please don't turn TJP face again...he is the worst face

I do want to see TJP transition from a cocky heel to a cocky face, but he needs another couple months as a heel first.

[the omen]

This RAW has been sinister. So speaketh the omen.

[rez]

This RAW has been sinister. So speaketh the omen.

Shutup, Gert

[slik]

@ everyone:

owenbrown is requesting I change the title of the thread for the last half-hour because he hates the omen...should I?

[slik]

I do want to see TJP transition from a cocky heel to a cocky face, but he needs another couple months as a heel first.

I agree

[Dark One]

@ everyone:

owenbrown is requesting I change the title of the thread for the last half-hour because he hates the omen...should I?

"Dark One Presents GIFs and 6/5 Raw, sponsored by Drebin" or leave it.

[Droford]

Fear Factor without Joe Rogan?

[the omen]

Woah, owenbrown is a jealous little hillbilly.

[Droford]

Nia Jax winning the belt ain't she

[rez]

Omenbrown Gertrude

[Droford]

Or not

[Lock Jaw]

My feed went black for a few seconds and suddenly Alexa had won by DQ..... what happened......

[KIRA]

Nia Jax:I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO KILL KAKAROT!

[slik]

I forgot about Dana Brooke too

[Emperor Smeat]

That felt like a terrible version of Smackdown's setup for the Women's MitB match.

[Droford]

Aww heyman has a normal sized cell phone

[Lock Jaw]

Wish Heyman would have lifted up an old rotary phone instead of his cell phone

[Emperor Smeat]

My feed went black for a few seconds and suddenly Alexa had won by DQ..... what happened......

Alexa attacked Mickie and Dana on the outside who then attacked her back for the DQ.

[Dark One]

Really wish Heyman had the caller ID set to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCKK

[Dark One]

I can only get so erect.

[slik]

Yesss @ Brock finally being back on TV

[KIRA]

Wish Heyman would have lifted up an old rotary phone instead of his cell phone

And it starts to blink red when he has a call

[Droford]

Ugh

[Dark One]

I want Brock and Joe to have a pull apart brawl like Taker and Brock did a few years ago next week.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn..... was going to give up on this show and watch my taped episodes of Fear the Walking Dead, but they seem to have disappeared off my DVR! I have the space, not sure why they went away......

[rez]

was goddess bliss' lips really split or was it makeup magic????????????????????

[owenbrown]

"Dark One Presents GIFs and 6/5 Raw, sponsored by Drebin" or leave it.

this

[the omen]

I smell like a cow because I shit myself over wrestling

[KIRA]

He needs to just crush Rollins tonight

[the omen]

Where is Finn Balor tonight?

[slik]

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[My Final Heaven]

Wish Heyman would have lifted up an old rotary phone instead of his cell phone

He's Paul E Dangerously, the only kind of phone he should ever be shown using is

https://i.imgur.com/lpEcnpT_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

[Droford]

Only did dives to 3 sides...

[Dark One]

Only did dives to 3 sides...

I mean, he still has to look Orton in the eye at cross-brand PPVs.

[Dark One]

Figured this was the inevitable result when Seth randomly talked shit about Bray in the confrontation backstage with Joe.

[the omen]

Pretty good RAW

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/arBBL.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

Joe-Rollins match was pretty good overall.

[Lock Jaw]

Deus Ex Braychina

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Triple A]

Fell asleep during the Cesaro and Sheamus match and just woke up... damn

Read the results though and Raw seemed good... seemed like the writers "actually tried"... I like all the mysteries!

[Dark One]

There's some really compelling stuff going on with Raw, like Joe being an ominous, murderous wrecking machine... the slow subtle build for Kurt Angle's Dickgate 2017... Neville... the Enzo/Cass mystery...

But there were FIVE matches that didn't crack three minutes tonight... out of seven matches. That's really bad.

At least parts of the show were entertaining, which is an improvement over most weeks. I give it three Funkasauruses out of five.

[Tom Guycott]

I actually think ______________ has a great look. If they don't just turn him into a joke he's got a future.

Making this a catch-all MadLib for just about everyone who gets called up from NXT or possibly brought in to main roster directly like AJ was. This will apply to more people than it doesn't. As a matter of fact...


I actually think ______________ has a great look. If they don't just turn ____ into a joke ____ got a future.


... you can now stick in plurals for tag teams and pronouns for women like Asuka or Athe- uh, Ember Moon.

[Tom Guycott]

Wish Heyman would have lifted up an old rotary phone instead of his cell phone

Really wish Heyman had the caller ID set to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCKK

And it starts to blink red when he has a call

No, bring back the 1987 cellular phone. Old school Paul E.

https://zahthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/paul-e-dangerously-1.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

He's Paul E Dangerously, the only kind of phone he should ever be shown using is

https://i.imgur.com/lpEcnpT_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

Goddamn it, I didn't see this as I was going down the thread in order.