The omen presents MONDAY NIGHT RAW and doom

[the omen]

Like the devil itself, you just can't keep RAW down.
So speaketh the omen.


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[owenbrown]

close the thread and ban this sock

[the omen]

Have a seat and worship the ruthless aggression.

[slik]

I hope Brock shows up.

[the omen]

The omen knows a thing or two about beasts incarnate

[DAMN iNATOR]

Look into your crystal ball, omen. Do you foresee suplexes tonight?

[ClockShot]

Is this official?

I'm kinda concerned.

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

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[ClockShot]

Wait?! They're at Mohegan Sun.

Ooooooooooh. The one in Pennsylvania.

Ok. Crisis averted.

[Dark One]

Bray Wyatt versus Roman Reigns?

I WONDER WHO WILL WIN.

[ClockShot]

YOU SHAKE MY NERVE AND YOU RATTLE MY BRAIN!............

[rez]

I'm ready for some almost TNA level of shit!

[rez]

No one fucking cares fat-Bo. Form a tag team with your brother and be done with this jobber gimmick.

[ClockShot]

I believed in you Bray.

But, the bettors made my choice in Tipsters.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Bray Wyatt versus Roman Reigns?

I WONDER WHO WILL WIN.

The Eater of Pinfalls vs. The Big Dog...tough call.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh boy

Bray Wyatt and Roman Reigns opening the show

This is usually when I would stop paying attention to the show

[Triple A]

No one fucking cares fat-Bo. Form a tag team with your brother and be done with this jobber gimmick.

telling it like it is........

[KIRA]

Is bray here to tell us how he's still fear incarnate after eating loss after loss

[Triple A]

Crowd seems good at least

[ClockShot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!

He totally sounded like Macho Man right there.

[ClockShot]

Thunderous reaction?

Where the hell are you, Cole?

[DAMN iNATOR]

YOU SHAKE MY NERVE AND YOU RATTLE MY BRAIN!............

Too much RAW drives a man insane

It takes your will, but what a thrill!

[slik]

booooooo just because I can booooooooo

[the omen]

Look into your crystal ball, omen. Do you foresee suplexes tonight?

suplexes and deadly promos

[owenbrown]

This should not be official.... plus I fucking hate the sock that made this thread

[slik]

Oh good, RAW opens with Roman squashing Bray. Sigh.

[Lock Jaw]

He's one of the socks that aren't just plain terrible at least. He's not owenbrown-centric. He's more about "general forboding ominous" messages....

[ClockShot]

I forgot. We're in Week 4 without Braun.

How long do we have to hold out for? Mid-July was what the rumor mill was saying.

[Dark One]

"Hey Vince, the internet fans are finally excited about Raw after Samoa Joe became number one contender."

"GIVE THEM BRAY VS REIGNS!"

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[Dark One]

Great Balls of Fire count: 1

[rez]

Don't get me wrong, I dig Bray's look. He woulda been hella in The Brood.

[owenbrown]

He's one of the socks that aren't just plain terrible at least. He's not owenbrown-centric. He's more about "general forboding ominous" messages....

you haven't seen the private messages he keeps sending me

[the omen]

Great Balls of Fire are a sign one should stop bathing in their cauldron

[rez]

you haven't seen the private messages he keeps sending me

Are they romantic novel steamy?

[the omen]

you haven't seen the private messages he keeps sending me

You are the queen of lies. This thread is for RAW not your delusions. Please leave me alone.

[Triple A]

Did Bray Wyatt have a sleeper hold on throughout the entire commercial break... wasn't paying attention

[slik]

Do you still h8 Bray Wyatt @Triple A

[ClockShot]

8:30 already.

This is way too long.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Great Balls of Fire count: 1

Better be the Original Shiek's fireball, as that is the only TRULY great ball of fire.

[DAMN iNATOR]

8:30 already.

This is way too long.

My thoughts exactly... boring match dragging ass...UGH...

[rez]

The Superman punch wouldn't even register on the DBZ tournament punching machine...

[rez]

big dog's yard? more like big dog's kennel.

[Lock Jaw]

Shocked at this result.

Shocked ! !

[Evil Vito]

Bray Wyatt is a big fat jobber. News at 11.

[Dark One]

Now that the most predictable 30 minutes in Raw history is over, I can resume paying attention.

[Lock Jaw]

I know the omen handles the predictions around here but, I can already see it......

RAW Next Week:

Bray Wyatt: "I am still a God!"

[slik]

OMG F*** off with Roman beating everyone clean every week.

[Triple A]

Do you still h8 Bray Wyatt @Triple A

yea

[Dark One]

They're taking a look back at the women's title match? I just assume they're going to show the whole thing since it was shorter than this commercial break.

[Lock Jaw]

Enzo is alive!

[ClockShot]

You don't have to look far, Enzo.

[Lock Jaw]

Charly good looking braud

[Lock Jaw]

Big Cass totally did it

Protesting too much

[Dark One]

Can't wait for Enzo to end up with a stuttering gimmick like Goldust from all of these concussions.

[Dark One]

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[Lock Jaw]

Totally misunderstood the rules of that pole match......

Thought it was non-title, and that to win you just had to get the Kendo Stick and use it.
First one to use it would win.

Thought Bayley would win under those conditions......

[Dark One]

"The WWE Universe got their answer... Bayley is a little bitch."

[Lock Jaw]

This is my life

This is my life

This is my life

My life

[Dark One]

Kurt currently frantically negotiating to keep his dong pics off the internet.

[slik]

TY Kurt for stating the truth

[Dark One]

What are the odds the guy who pitched This Is Your Life is now in the unemployment line?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Totally misunderstood the rules of that pole match......

Thought it was non-title, and that to win you just had to get the Kendo Stick and use it.
First one to use it would win.

Thought Bayley would win under those conditions......

Nah, it was a RAW Women's Championship match and I was under the impression that the first person to possess the kendo stick would be the only one able to legally use it during the match.

[Lock Jaw]

This bowflex commercial is using the same music we use in our sports intro......

[Frank Drebin]

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that wink....:y::drool:

[DAMN iNATOR]

"The WWE Universe got their answer... Bayley is a little bitch."

Being yourself and being a nice person are NOT character flaws!

[ClockShot]

Nia would snap Alexa like toothpick in this match.

But, I got a feeling hijinks will be in play & Alexa retains.

[Frank Drebin]

TIME TO DRIFT

[ClockShot]

PLAY LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!

[ClockShot]

OR HURT! The Johnny Cash version.

[Lock Jaw]

I like Elias Sampson's new thing of "Please hold your applause until I finish" and then immediately launching into trashing the city.........

[Dark One]

OR HURT! The Johnny Cash version.

Pretty much what all of us have been singing in our head for the past 45 minutes, I think.

[Lock Jaw]

Now do Classical Gas

[Triple A]

Excellent gimmick

[Dark One]

that wink....:y::drool:

I got you, brother.

[Dark One]

Still a better performance than The Rock in Cleveland.

[Frank Drebin]

CROSS RHODES

[Frank Drebin]

I actually think Elias Sampson has a great look. If they don't just turn him into a joke he's got a future.

[slik]

Trying to get back "into the show" after the umpeeth week of Roman pinning another upper-mid carder/main-eventer clean...

[Dark One]

I actually think Elias Sampson has a great look. If they don't just turn him into a joke he's got a future.

If all else fails, 205 Live may get a little more rocking.

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[Lock Jaw]

I actually think Elias Sampson has a great look. If they don't just turn him into a joke he's got a future.

He's also been MORE interesting than he was on NXT, which may be a first for someone from NXT.

[Frank Drebin]

Again, if you had told the internet 3 years ago that they would get Nakamura / Steen in WWE everyone would have needed a change of underpants.

Now, I'm conflicted because its going to be a throwaway match on SDL and not a sweet build that culminates with an awesome 15-20 min match at a ppv.

[slik]

Like, why are fans supposed to believe anyone is a threat to Roman outside of Braun and Brock?

Samoa Joke, Thinned-Out Balor, Bray Why It, Seth Smallins, Dean AmIAJoke, The Miz, etc

[ClockShot]

OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH!

*That part in Samoa Joe's entrance theme*

[Savio]

Ahhh the classic "Ambrose is banned from the building" routine.

[Dark One]

Ahhh the classic "Ambrose is banned from the building" routine.

Based on the fact that they're at the Mohegan Sun, I fully expect him to reappear as Tatanka.

[ClockShot]

Goodness gracious that is one awful logo/graphic/scheme for GREAT BALLS OF FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! *hits all keys on piano*

[ClockShot]

Good time for Braun to come out.

[slik]

I love all 1950's design aesthetics so I am ok with GBOF

[Frank Drebin]

He's also been MORE interesting than he was on NXT, which may be a first for someone from NXT.

Agreed. Usually when they promote someone without them getting their turn as NXT champ it winds up being a failure (Breeze, Crews)

[owenbrown]

welp

[ClockShot]

Hey, I cracked 25k posts.

[slik]

congrats 2 ClockShot

[Ruien]

I missed it. What did Ambrose do?

[the omen]

Gertner is so hot

[slik]

I missed it. What did Ambrose do?

He violently assaulted The Drifter

[Triple A]

welp

What happened

[KIRA]

Been waiting to see how Paul Addresses this

[rez]

Gertner is an idiot

[slik]

Heyman better not bury the demon with the nice abs/butt...

[KIRA]

Heyman said great balls of fire without cracking

[Ruien]

Joe can't be a gimp Rollins but Hey man fears him. Lol

[owenbrown]

What happened

well besides the fact that that sock known as the omen is misquoting me like countless other socks have, I was responding to Paul Heyman showing up

[Dark One]

"Joe you're crowding me."

[slik]

Samoe Joe vs Brock Lesnar is now my favorite feud of all of 2017

[Triple A]

Pretty good... good "heat"

[Dark One]

This just escalated to BLOOD FEUD.

[Savio]

The Totinos clutch!!!!!!!!

I like that he had that close conversation with Paul with no mic..... unique.

[Frank Drebin]

Is Joe or Brock the face people are supposed to root for? Is Joe the heel because he beat up a heel manager? I'm just gonna shit on this until there's a chance Joe actually might win.

[Dark One]

In the course of like a week they've turned Joe from hanger-on to legit main eventer again.

Some impressive rehabbing.

[Lock Jaw]

RIP Heyman

[the omen]

That segment was ferocious and demonic in the best way.

[KIRA]

Samoa Joe to Heyman

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m985ai2uiN1qcf707o3_500.gif

[Dark One]

Is Joe or Brock the face people are supposed to root for? Is Joe the heel because he beat up a heel manager?

I think they're positioning Joe as the heel based on the booking leading up to his win and them likely banking on Brock being the established draw.

That said, I hope they just let it be two badass motherfuckers who don't give a shit beating the hell out of each other by any means necessary.

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

I am going to be so mad when Joe vs Brock lasts four minutes.

[the omen]

well besides the fact I am a little b**** who was warned to leave the omen alone, I also shit my pants. So speaketh the owenbrown

[Frank Drebin]

In the course of like a week they've turned Joe from hanger-on to legit main eventer again.

Some impressive rehabbing.

C'mon, man....it's wrestling. A dude can job for months on end and all it takes is a couple of wins and a decent promo and he's considered a main eventer.

[slik]

It better not be four minutes...I want to see a #BLOODFEUD

[slik]

This just escalated to BLOOD FEUD.

The Oxy'd one knows :y:

[slik]

Kurt Angle has CENA nuff of Samoa Joe

[Poit]

Oh my. Seth Rollins looks very attractive in that tank top.

[ClockShot]

"I'm Seth The Freakin' Kingslayer Jamie Lannister Rollins."

[Dark One]

REGAAAAALLL---ANNNNGLLLLLEEEEE!

[owenbrown]

brb going to shoot myself in the head

[Frank Drebin]

It's 2011...

HEY IWC!! WHO WANTS TO SEE SAMOA JOE VS TYLER BLACK IN A WWE RING??

"DSFHDAFGSDFGNGNHJTY"


Today....

"meh..another Raw match that means nothing"

[Dark One]

Ominous threats Samoa Joe is best Samoa Joe.

[Lock Jaw]

Ominous threats Samoa Joe is best Samoa Joe.

What if Samoa Joe is the omen?

[Lock Jaw]

Neg rep from owenbrown for saying that. :(

[the omen]

Puts Coquina Clutch on Lock Jaw :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

Nice heart shape on Cesaro's shoulder made of tape............

[Lock Jaw]

What is with Sheamus/Cesaro sideways thumbs up........ What does that mean........

[owenbrown]

Neg rep from owenbrown for saying that. :(

then don't side with the omen

[Lock Jaw]

TJP very anxious to be murdered

[Frank Drebin]

TJ Perkins has a cool shirt.

[KIRA]

TJP stole his jacket from a laser tag

[Lock Jaw]

then don't side with the omen

Side? I am on nobody's side..... because nobody is on my side.....

[Frank Drebin]

What is with Sheamus/Cesaro sideways thumbs up........ What does that mean........

They ARE the bar, you dope! HAHAHAHAAHAHA *bashes forearms w/ tag team partner*

[the omen]

I don't know how to wipe my own ass

For the last time, please leave me alone, you are killing my mystique.

[slik]

Was the first time TJP was actually likeable just now

[owenbrown]

For the last time, please leave me alone, you are killing my mystique.

stop misquoting my posts you fucking ISIS worshiping piece of elephant dung

[Ruien]

TJP seems pretty cool now. Hope he gets a title match at SS.

[Frank Drebin]

Still with the purple ropes, huh guys?

[owenbrown]

I am a goat fucking terrorist who should be on a watch list somewhere.

[Frank Drebin]

I memba Sin Cara's mood lighting and was like "they'll stop doing this in a week or two when they realize how awful it looks" but they just kept on going with it.

[rez]

stop misquoting my posts you fucking ISIS worshiping piece of elephant dung

Did you just try to compare ISIL to the great Damien Thorn? fack

[Frank Drebin]

Dabbing....what a heel move.

[slik]

I forgot about Mustafa Ali! Has he been "off tv"?

[Blonde Moment]

For the last time, please leave me alone, you are killing my mystique.

Unfortunately you killed it yourself by going after someone no one cares about.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the entire show so far, has it been good or anything special happen?

[KIRA]

See TJP is only on world 3x1 he wants to skip all the way to the Neville level but he's not good enough

[Frank Drebin]

I know TJP, AA, Neville and Rich Swan in 205. Other than that, its all a mishmash of jobbers. Doesn't matter if its Tozawa or Dar or Ali or whomever.

[Frank Drebin]

Thats the first time I've ever seen a performer get startled by pyro even though its loud as hell and I could never figure out how they never react to it.

[Lock Jaw]

Unfortunate News Neville

[slik]

Missed the entire show so far, has it been good or anything special happen?

Joe/Heyman was cool...good promos and then Joe beat up Paul Heyman...the rest of the show has been boring tho tbh

[Droford]

Unfortunate News Neville

[slik]

Please don't turn TJP face again...he is the worst face

[Frank Drebin]

Missed the entire show so far, has it been good or anything special happen?

Been mostly on autopilot all night.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd not caring TJP got beaten up.


Joe/Heyman was cool...good promos and then Joe beat up Paul Heyman...the rest of the show has been boring tho tbh

Been mostly on autopilot all night.

Oh so just like a typical RAW.

[KIRA]

I know TJP, AA, Neville and Rich Swan in 205. Other than that, its all a mishmash of jobbers. Doesn't matter if its Tozawa or Dar or Ali or whomever.

Ahem are we forgetting the great Brian Kendrick

[owenbrown]

Did you just try to compare ISIL to the great Damien Thorn? fack

no...... I called that sock account known as the omen a terrorist

[Frank Drebin]

Ahem are we forgetting the great Brian Kendrick

A jobber with a plan is still a jobber.

[Frank Drebin]

I come to the Raw thread mostly for snarky Dark One posts and gifs....and he's been silent for, like, 3 pages now. Is he beating up Enzo?

[the omen]

The Undertaker should show up and chokeslam someone

[Frank Drebin]

Would pop for an old school Shattered Dreams nut shot kick in the corner.

[KIRA]

Is Goldust return to form part of the LGBTQ influenced stories the WWE plan doing?

[KIRA]

Shouldn't Mickie be beating the piss out of Bliss on sight?

[Droford]

Roman Reigns left with R Truth last night after Extreme Rules..

[Dark One]

Been mostly on autopilot all night.

I come to the Raw thread mostly for snarky Dark One posts and gifs....and he's been silent for, like, 3 pages now. Is he beating up Enzo?

http://i.imgur.com/Xvsv2hy.gif

[Frank Drebin]

Is Goldust return to form part of the LGBTQ influenced stories the WWE plan doing?

It was him or Orlando Jordan. Darren Young is dead and looks too much like Colin Kaepernik.

[Dark One]

Been mostly on autopilot all night.



Oh so just like a typical RAW.

You should go back and check out the Samoa Joe Promo + Heyman segment. Tremendous.

[slik]

Cory Graves here to help Kurt with his sexting scandal

[Lock Jaw]

Corey Graves trying to explain "The Cloud" to Kurt Angle

[Dark One]

Fuck yes, more MYSTERIOUS Angle and Graves stuff.

[Dark One]

Corey Graves trying to explain "The Cloud" to Kurt Angle

"What do you mean deleting those pictures off my phone wasn't enough?"

[rez]

Cory Graves is Eric Bischoff before the NWO!

[KIRA]

Graves looks like the result of a one night stand between the 10th doctor and Jeff Hardy

[Emperor Smeat]

Whatever the thing Angle and Graves are scared about is probably going to end up being anti-climatic or WWE just shows a CGI version of Hornswoggle as the big surprise.

[rez]

Graves looks like the result of a one night stand between the 10th doctor and Jeff Hardy

10th doctor ruled. fuck off

[Dark One]

Bizarro World Kurt Angle must be out causing problems.

http://i43.tinypic.com/99ib1f.gif

[KIRA]

10th doctor ruled. fuck off

....I liked him he's what kick started my love for the show

[owenbrown]

goddammit Kurt

[Droford]

Revival hanging out in the back again

[rez]

....I liked him he's what kick started my love for the show

Good good. I am Dave Tennant. Let that sink in

[owenbrown]

did Cole almost just say fake WWE Facebook page?

[KIRA]

Bizarro World Kurt Angle must be out causing problems.

http://i43.tinypic.com/99ib1f.gif

He looks so doped up

and like he owns a windowless van

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Titus face after the loss.

On the bright side, it did prove Titus' strategy is great since Kalisto won using the same way.

[rez]

to have been a fly on the wall during jj/karen/kurt

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: rare time when its not Enzo getting the weekly beating.

[Dark One]

Dastardly Cass took himself out to throw the cops off the trail.

[Lock Jaw]

Big Cass throwing a bunch of stuff on top of himself and pretending to be hurt

Throw off the scent

[rez]

whoever attacked these idiots are heroes.

[KIRA]

So he got beat up by the Godfather judging by that chain

[rez]

MR T

[Emperor Smeat]

So he got beat up by the Godfather judging by that chain
Or Razor Ramon.

[Droford]

Enzo still gonna get beat up

[Emperor Smeat]

Are they trying to imply Enzo beat himself up a few times and then randomly beat up Cass for no real reason?

[Lock Jaw]

Nice congratulatory bear

[owenbrown]

I hope Great Balls of Fire ends up being the worst WWE pay-per-view of all time.

[Droford]

It all makes sense now

Rocket league sponsoring great balls of fire

[Blonde Moment]

So ambrose in that suit?

[Droford]

Nice congratulatory bear

Clearly Ambrose

[slik]

Felt like Maryse was going to say "da bears" for some reason

[KIRA]

I love Miz but He'll never top the celebration that was thrown by Mahals road map veins

[Lock Jaw]

Woo at Miz calling out the fans for chanting You Deserve It to everybody

[owenbrown]

Ambrose is the bear isn't he?

[slik]

I hope Great Balls of Fire ends up being the worst WWE pay-per-view of all time.

why

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Party Bear. All he wanted to do was party tonight.

[rez]

Them beads on her puppies..

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Miz

[Droford]

Swerve

[owenbrown]

guess not

[owenbrown]

why

because the name is fucking stupid.... plus lolromanwins

[Droford]

The guy in the bear suit should sue

[Dark One]

Johnny Gargano's fallen on hard times after Ciampa brutalized him.

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Giant Box. Just wanted to be a nice present for the Miz before being viciously destroyed.

[Dark One]

Dean Amrbose is at his best when he's ambushing people out of literally everything.

https://sportsmonocle.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/ambrose-attacks-rollins.gif

[Lock Jaw]

lol the grandfather clock

[owenbrown]

I feel like Roman should be suspended for 60 days for Miz destroying things

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose breaking up marriages.

Miz should go fuck Renee.

[KIRA]

Miz first mistake was his Leon S Kennedy haircut.

[Lock Jaw]

Old ass looking camera Dean had

[Emperor Smeat]

The one time someone actually manages to look at the giant screen still lead to getting a beating.

[the omen]

Welcome to the dark side Big Cass.

[slik]

because the name is fucking stupid.... plus lolromanwins

I like it...not "TV-PG" and you don't even know who Roman is facing...

[Lock Jaw]

OH MY

[rez]

Can Enzo do Cruiserweight stuffs? The division could use some more heads despite my hatred for him.

[slik]

Heel Big Cass plz yaaassss

[Lock Jaw]

Giant Gallows
Luke Gallows
and Mini Gallows

[owenbrown]

Show should just knock him out

[Droford]

Big show doing S A W F T would be funny

[slik]

Is Big Show about to turn heel for the 90th time? ;)

[Emperor Smeat]

Enzo is soo getting punched soon.

[Evil Vito]

Now would be a good time for the 3,752nd Big Show heel turn.

[Dark One]

"What, all us giants look alike to you?"

[rez]

Show has more charisma in his left ball than Enzo

[owenbrown]

oh my god this is so fucking bad

[KIRA]

I think I like that Enzo's thing is hes all talk

[Dark One]

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1113/celebs-crying-bigshow.gif

[Dark One]

I can see that they didn't fire the guy that wrote Bayley This is Your Life

[slik]

I can't tell if Big Show is channeling Dusty Rhodes or Long Island

[Emperor Smeat]

Big Show must have went to the same school Big Cass did if neither can spell "soft" correctly.

[rez]

I'd rather watch Roman go over than hear Enzo speak one more word

[Dark One]

I come to the Raw thread mostly for snarky Dark One posts and gifs....and he's been silent for, like, 3 pages now. Is he beating up Enzo?

This post was for you, Drebin:

I can see that they didn't fire the guy that wrote Bayley This is Your Life

[slik]

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[Lock Jaw]

Just realized that Alexa Bliss calls herself a Goddess and Bray Wyatt calls himself a God.......

They should join forces.....

[Droford]

Big Show should just randomly replace people every week.

[Droford]

Just realized that Alexa Bliss calls herself a Goddess and Bray Wyatt calls himself a God.......

They should join forces.....

JBL is a wrestling God

[Lock Jaw]

Good to see the backstage trainers have upgraded from bandages to saran wrap