View Full Version : OFFICIAL RAW 8/7 thread - Will Reigns or Strowman be the Last Man Standing?
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 07:09 PM
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ClockShot
08-07-2017, 07:58 PM
I've had the strangest feeling all day that I shouldn't bother watching tonight.
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:00 PM
Forgot that RAW was in Toronto tonight......
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 08:02 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The winner of the Last Man Standing match between <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns">@WWERomanReigns</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman">@BraunStrowman</a> is whoever can watch all 3 hours of RAW <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/894624814438207488">August 7, 2017</a></blockquote>
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ClockShot
08-07-2017, 08:02 PM
Braun vs. Roman in a last man standing match? Hmmmm, enticing.
And, we start with MizTV.
Which I guess is a tad better than the usual opening promo.
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:03 PM
Time for Jason Jordan's sweet MIDI theme!
DaveWadding
08-07-2017, 08:03 PM
Joey Ryan is going to win the Last Man Standing match via DickFlip
owenbrown
08-07-2017, 08:03 PM
Where is Miz's IC belt?
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:04 PM
Over-under on "bizarro world" mentions?
ClockShot
08-07-2017, 08:04 PM
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LES-NAR!
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:04 PM
Brock Lesnar repping Smackdown colours
ClockShot
08-07-2017, 08:05 PM
Ok. I'm hooked for the moment.
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:05 PM
Worried about Bo Dallas getting suplexed a bunch of times
owenbrown
08-07-2017, 08:05 PM
who in the Miztourage is going to Suplex City, bitch, tonight?
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:07 PM
Guy in crowd really proud of his "Hey Miz... White Belts Are For Women!!!" sign
owenbrown
08-07-2017, 08:07 PM
:lol: Miz
Bo Dallas having flashbacks to the time he died via Brock suplexing the shit outta him.
ClockShot
08-07-2017, 08:12 PM
Y'all dead.
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 08:12 PM
Poor Samoa Bo, never stood a chance against Lesnar.
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:13 PM
Bo Dallas landed like face first
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:13 PM
RIP Team Miz
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:13 PM
Jesus Christ. Brock Lesnar moving at full speed is fucking terrifying.
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:14 PM
LOLWTF @ random Sharknado reference?
And why all of a sudden do we need a 5th movie in the series?! SMH
I'm wondering how deep the investment the WWE has in Stroman like are they willing to feed him to Roman even tho it'll do shit to move his popularity meter?
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:18 PM
That still sounds terrible. Stop it. Flames on the tron for 2 seconds don't make it better.
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 08:18 PM
If Rollins theme had more lyrics in it, the random "Burn It Down" line would at least sound better.
Evil Vito
08-07-2017, 08:19 PM
BURN IT DOWWWWWWWN
Just tuning into RAW, what have I missed?
ClockShot
08-07-2017, 08:20 PM
The hell?
Burn it down? Burn down what?
ClockShot
08-07-2017, 08:20 PM
Just tuning into RAW, what have I missed?
Brock destroyed the Miztourage.
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:22 PM
The hell?
Burn it down? Burn down what?
(Chris Jericho voice): IT!
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:23 PM
I'm not gonna get too hung up on "BURN IT DOWN" but it's just terrible sounding and its not going to get better. I still cringe every time someone says "Universal Championship"
Brock destroyed the Miztourage.
Bo!
I would have liked that -- I will look it up on Twitter/YT
Thanks!
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:25 PM
I'm not gonna get too hung up on "BURN IT DOWN" but it's just terrible sounding and its not going to get better. I still cringe every time someone says "Universal Championship"
I bet you'd love it if the guy was screaming SHUT IT DOWN instead. :shifty:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brock's doing Brock things! <a href="https://t.co/4q4eSfhv3y">pic.twitter.com/4q4eSfhv3y</a></p>— TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/894713647519289344">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:27 PM
I'm not gonna get too hung up on "BURN IT DOWN" but it's just terrible sounding and its not going to get better. I still cringe every time someone says "Universal Championship"
On a scale that includes "invisible pyro for Shinsuke Nakamura," I feel like "BURN IT DOWN" doesn't even register.
ClockShot
08-07-2017, 08:31 PM
Ambrose has better things to do.
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:31 PM
Now that I think about it, the BURN IT DOWN! line is somewhat reminiscent of the screamed BREAK IT DOWN! line from Hawkins and Ryders' Edgeheads theme "In the Middle of it Now".
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:32 PM
"BURN IT DOWN" feels incomplete...... Feel like it should say "BURN IT THE GRRRRROOOUUUNNND"
The passion of the Rollins continues
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:32 PM
Dean Ambrose learned well from the 57 times his GOOD BUDDY Roman Reigns left him high and dry while he was getting mugged.
where is kurt angle's son, jason
"Where is he?
He should be somewhere chillin he has nothing to do with this" I love Booker T
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:34 PM
where is kurt angle's son, jason
Kurt Angle said that his son, Jason Jordan, has a match against Curtis Axel later.
ClockShot
08-07-2017, 08:35 PM
Kurt Angle said that his son, Jason Jordan, has a match against Curtis Axel later.
But they gotta bring Curtis Axel back to life first.
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:37 PM
Someone at WWE REALLY loves Machine Gun Kelly
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:38 PM
Someone at WWE REALLY loves Machine Gun Kelly
73% chance he's Vince's illegitimate son from one really fucked up night in Cleveland.
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 08:38 PM
:eek: Ambrose revealing how terrible faces in the WWE are towards their friends when beatings happen.
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:39 PM
OVERWHELMING response from the Canadian fans for Kurt Angle's son, Jason Jordan!
ClockShot
08-07-2017, 08:39 PM
He dead, yo.
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:39 PM
no reaction.................
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:39 PM
Jason Jordan's theme still in the lead for Turd of the Year.
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:39 PM
WOO JEAN-PIERRE GOULET!
I wish Jason Jordan ran out and spun like Kurt Angle used to, with pyro everywhere
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 08:39 PM
Someone at WWE REALLY loves Machine Gun Kelly
Probably Kevin Owens since it increases the chances of Kelly showing up again and getting another powerbomb as a gift.
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:39 PM
Crowd gonna be behind the Canadian jobber over Jason Jordan
Droford
08-07-2017, 08:40 PM
I've figured SS out.
Corbin is going to Rollins Lesnar to win the belt because it would be shocking
Night complete theres Jordans theme
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:40 PM
Big JJ fan, but he's dead in the water.
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 08:40 PM
:lol: "Lets Go Jobber" chants
This man is officially Triple A's least favorite wrestler of all time
#Israel
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:40 PM
Jason Jordan beating up the local talent, further endearing himself to the crowd!
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:41 PM
Is that Braden Walker's Quebecois cousin?
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:41 PM
Jobber's name reminds me of TPWW poster Goulet.
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:41 PM
I do love the world in the backstage of WWE where random jobbers are walking around like NPC's at all times.
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:42 PM
Crowd going wild for Kurt Angle's son, Jason Jordan's impressive victory!
Jordans theme sounds like it was recorded for a patriotic Tim Burton movie with a burning keyboard.
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:42 PM
It means FUCK NIA!
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:42 PM
Man.....crowd booing JJ....sorry guy
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:43 PM
I know who can replace Bayley at SS:
https://68.media.tumblr.com/c438d8e9b4a5d627144daa67338d7891/tumblr_inline_os2urfxHMs1t4mggh_540.gif
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:45 PM
I know who can replace Bayley as SS:
Can't believe I'm out-scooping Smeat here, but... here's her rumored replacement...
https://ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/santina-marella-wwe-pro-wrestler-diva.jpg?w=640
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:46 PM
Is it not obvious, that as the other face on the roster, Sasha Banks will get the shot?
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:47 PM
Bayley too injured to tie a ponytail
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:47 PM
Depressing moment of the night time now.
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:48 PM
FIRE NIA!!! 👏👏-👏👏👏
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:48 PM
I STILL believe Bayley can be a legit women's star, but they're doing everything they possibly can to make sure she isn't. If they ever want her to get there, they need to start by using this as an opportunity to get her off TV for a while.
Depressing moment of the night time now.
Thats most of the show we're just more numb to it
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:48 PM
Depressing moment of the night time now.
DAMN iNATOR right now:
http://i.imgur.com/TbOi9j9.gif
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:49 PM
I STILL believe Bayley can be a legit women's star, but they're doing everything they possibly can to make sure she isn't. If they ever want her to get there, they need to start by using this as an opportunity to get her off TV for a while.
She'll come back as a heel. I guarantee it.
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:49 PM
Wow.....
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:49 PM
Bayley mentioning the boos and getting more boos because of it. Before was just disinterest.
Theo Dious
08-07-2017, 08:50 PM
BOOLEY
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:50 PM
crowd is so mean
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:50 PM
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS LOCK JAW.......
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:50 PM
Bayley mentioning the boos and getting more boos because of it. Before was just disinterest.
Bayley went to the Charlotte school of how not to handle a hostile crowd.
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:50 PM
BIZARRO WORLD COUNT: 1
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:50 PM
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS LOCK JAW.......
TOOL TIME
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:51 PM
Guy in crowd really proud of his "Hey Miz... White Belts Are For Women!!!" sign
This guy is prob enthusiastically booing
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:51 PM
DAMN iNATOR currently trying to get a passport so he can go up there to murder every one of those fans.
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:51 PM
crowd is so mean
She kinda goaded them into it. Could've ignored the 3 people trying to get heard on TV.
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:51 PM
Prepared for a "We like her better" chant.
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:51 PM
Poor Bayley... seems nightmarish
Bayley if you cant tie your poney tail get the fuck out imo
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 08:52 PM
DAMN iNATOR right now:
http://i.imgur.com/TbOi9j9.gif
Not gonna lie, that was NOT easy to get through.
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:52 PM
Blame Canada
Fixed
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:53 PM
TOOL TIME
THATS RIGHT!! BINFORD TOOLS IS PROUD TO PRESENT TIM "THE TOOL MAN" TAYLOR!! WOOOOOOO
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 08:53 PM
Why not just take the 2 winners of the Triple Threat and have them face off in a finals match to find Bliss' opponent instead of just making the title match at SummerSlam a Triple Threat.
Evil Vito
08-07-2017, 08:54 PM
Al > Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:54 PM
Why not just take the 2 winners of the Triple Threat and have them face off in a finals match to find Bliss' opponent instead of just making the title match at SummerSlam a Triple Threat.
I thought that is what they were doing? 2 triple threats, and the winners face each other next week, and the winner of that faces Bliss... unless they changed it just now and I wasn't paying attention
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:55 PM
Al > Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor
I don't think so Vito.
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:55 PM
Does RAW have 6 females?
Triple A
08-07-2017, 08:56 PM
Does RAW have 6 females?
Alicia Fox vs. Emma vs. Sasha Banks
Dana Brooke vs. Mickie James vs. Nia Jax
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:56 PM
Who would be in the other Triple threat match?
Nia Jax/Dana Brooke/????
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:56 PM
Emma gets a full entrance, eh?
Evil Vito
08-07-2017, 08:56 PM
Emma is so goddamn boner inducing.
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:56 PM
Oh yeah, Mickie James exists.......
Fuck Canada that's why they are stuck with a young,nice guy as a president.
and we have a 70yr old talking Mandrill's ass
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:57 PM
I hope the fans root for Emma in this match......
Dark One
08-07-2017, 08:57 PM
Does RAW have 6 females?
Based on the fact that Alicia Fox and Emma are both in this match, I think they have exactly six left on the roster and all of them are going to have to be used for two triple threats to happen.
owenbrown
08-07-2017, 08:57 PM
DAMMIT ALEXA DON'T 3 WEEK IN SURVIVOR :fu:
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:58 PM
Oh yeah, Mickie James exists.......
Totally forgot about her until now.
I love this crowd so much
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:59 PM
Still an opportunity for The Welfare Queen to take a spot in the next match.
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 08:59 PM
I thought that is what they were doing? 2 triple threats, and the winners face each other next week, and the winner of that faces Bliss... unless they changed it just now and I wasn't paying attention
Thought for a moment it was a Triple Threat but Cole just mentioned its a singles match.
Then again was barely paying attention during the Bayley segment.
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 08:59 PM
I hope the fans root for Emma in this match......
"Let's Go Emma" chants
Nice
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 08:59 PM
I love this crowd so much
Feels like they were all forced to show up.
Evil Vito
08-07-2017, 08:59 PM
I can't believe how much of an afterthought Emma has been the past few years. Maybe she's been rubbing people the wrong way lately by complaining online but even before that they did nothing with her.
She's a good wrestler, she appeals to an international market, and she's absolutely sensational looking. She's everything I'd have thought they'd want to be an important part of the division.
Triple A
08-07-2017, 09:01 PM
Come on ref,,
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:02 PM
Referee adjusting his ear piece because Vince McMahon currently shrieking at him for not counting it like a shoot.
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 09:02 PM
:-\ Emma lost
Match was pretty good overall.
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:02 PM
Did Sasha just punch Alicia Fox in the vagina to counter the ax kick?
These heathen lumberjack fetishizing Canucks should be cheering Alicia Fox.
Evil Vito
08-07-2017, 09:05 PM
These triple threat matches are pretty dumb when it's obviously gonna be Sasha vs Nia next week because WWE can't make anyone else look strong
Does this mean Mickie James will be getting a shot? Thats almost as good as Alicia
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 09:06 PM
These triple threat matches are pretty dumb when it's obviously gonna be Sasha vs Nia next week because WWE can't make anyone else look strong
Then I bet that match ends in a way where we get a triple threat at Summerslam with Bliss/Banks/Jax
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 09:06 PM
Braun pulled a Big Show by sweating a lot while doing nothing.
A.J.K
08-07-2017, 09:06 PM
These triple threat matches are pretty dumb when it's obviously gonna be Sasha vs Nia next week because WWE can't make anyone else look strong
Hell, they have Mickie James on the roster, Sasha vs Mickie.
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 09:07 PM
RE: That triple threat result
EBFXTwv-WPM
Shisen Kopf
08-07-2017, 09:09 PM
I love this crowd so much
I was in a rasslin crowd in Toronto before. I may have mentioned it before.
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:13 PM
Nerds
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 09:14 PM
Big Show interrupted by Medium Show and Small Show
Seems like Canada should HATE Enzo with a passion
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:15 PM
NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDS
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 09:15 PM
So nobody is going to bother to ask Enzo why he's wearing his underwear outside of his pants?
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 09:20 PM
LOL Can The Revival ever stay healthy FFS?! :lol:
They really have to give Enzo some sort of Hero push or this is all for nothing.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The face you pull when Vince McMahon hates your guts and wants to send you to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/205live?src=hash">#205live</a> / Fire you<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/4R1NdcE8sr">pic.twitter.com/4R1NdcE8sr</a></p>— HEEL TEM (@HEEL_TEM) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEEL_TEM/status/894729039633539072">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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anyone else thinking about that kate bush song "Babooshka" r/n or is it just me
Triple A
08-07-2017, 09:23 PM
always have lots of trouble staying awake at around 9 PM on Mondays...
slept for like 16 hours today also
might fall asleep
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 09:23 PM
RIP Enzo
"babooshka babooshka something something quirky-high-pitched babooshka babooshka"
Might be first time ever Enzo got in offense
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 09:24 PM
UGH...cringing at Show trying to start a HOW YOU DOIN'? chant.
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:25 PM
I'm pretty sure Big Cass is blind to miss Big Show there
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 09:25 PM
This whole Cass vs Enzo/Show feud has been pretty bad overall.
Going to be one of those feuds where nobody looks good in the end or Big Show gets the last laugh when it should be Enzo getting the real revenge moment instead.
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:25 PM
UGH...cringing at Show trying to start a HOW YOU DOIN'? chant.
Show you doin?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">For Those Of You Asking How The Attendance For Tonight's Crowd In Toronto Turned Out... Well I'll Just Let You See For Yourself <a href="https://t.co/0R0KYYxPWm">pic.twitter.com/0R0KYYxPWm</a></p>— SW (@SliceWrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/SliceWrestling/status/894729748135297025">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 09:25 PM
"babooshka babooshka something something quirky-high-pitched babooshka babooshka"
@slik
Tonight, we dance the mamushka!
Do we know what worlds Bray has eaten?
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:27 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">For Those Of You Asking How The Attendance For Tonight's Crowd In Toronto Turned Out... Well I'll Just Let You See For Yourself <a href="https://t.co/0R0KYYxPWm">pic.twitter.com/0R0KYYxPWm</a></p>— SW (@SliceWrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/SliceWrestling/status/894729748135297025">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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They usually keep the seats behind cameras open
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:27 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">For Those Of You Asking How The Attendance For Tonight's Crowd In Toronto Turned Out... Well I'll Just Let You See For Yourself <a href="https://t.co/0R0KYYxPWm">pic.twitter.com/0R0KYYxPWm</a></p>— SW (@SliceWrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/SliceWrestling/status/894729748135297025">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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The entire section around the hard camera being empty isn't unusual.
#FakeNews
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 09:28 PM
Do we know what worlds Bray has eaten?
I have it on good authority that he ate Uranus.
Ruien
08-07-2017, 09:28 PM
He'll, you can clearly see every thing is booked besides 1 section. Which was probably intentional.
Do we know what worlds Bray has eaten?
JoJo's
Ruien
08-07-2017, 09:30 PM
JoJo's
Very impressive
Shisen Kopf
08-07-2017, 09:32 PM
Bray Wyatt needs a new gimmick. The rambling, nonsensical promos are so played out. Wish he would be a literal "eater of worlds" and call him self Capt. Fat the Buffet King
Triple A
08-07-2017, 09:32 PM
weakly thinking "no..." @ anticipation of Bray Wyatt promo as i struggle to stay awake
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:33 PM
Kicked his teeth down his neck..alright
Triple A
08-07-2017, 09:34 PM
not gonna make it
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:34 PM
Is this the first time they've ever let him cut a promo in the ring on Raw?
It ceases to be cool when you call it out Finn
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:36 PM
not gonna make it
Suicide pact?
Ok. RAW just jumped the shark, then rejumped the shark and then took the shark and fucked it in the butt and left it in a field somewhere.
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:37 PM
Ok. RAW just jumped the shark, then rejumped the shark and then took the shark and fucked it in the butt and left it in a field somewhere.
Sharknado 6 Wrestleshark Revenge
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/the-shark-wcw-nitro-from-tsunami.png?w=650&h=494
TO WHAT END BRAY? TO WHAT END?
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 09:38 PM
Ok. RAW just jumped the shark, then rejumped the shark and then took the shark and fucked it in the butt and left it in a field somewhere.
So that's the plot of Sharknado 5...
Frank Drebin
08-07-2017, 09:39 PM
Raw is getting moved to the B tv unless Welfare Queen shows up.
Evil Vito
08-07-2017, 09:39 PM
Bray Wyatt kinda sucks ass
I remember when THQ was making the WWE games *sigh*
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:39 PM
Ok. RAW just jumped the shark, then rejumped the shark and then took the shark and fucked it in the butt and left it in a field somewhere.
So that's the plot of Sharknado 5...
Only on Cinemax after 1AM.
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:39 PM
Just realized the Shark had similar face paint to the Demon Finn Balor..hmm
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:40 PM
So that's the plot of Sharknado 5...
Your behind 5 was on last night
Bray is the epitome of directionless. Goldust and R-truth have more direction and purpose
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:41 PM
Odds that Rollins comes out to save Ambrose even when he didn't get the help from him earlier?
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 09:41 PM
Just realized the Shark had similar face paint to the Demon Finn Balor..hmm
Also, sharks have fins. Coincidence? I think not.
Cesaro just killed his and Sheamus's push
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:43 PM
Also, sharks have fins. Coincidence? I think not.
God damnit. Now I have to pull out this GIF again.
http://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:43 PM
Also, sharks have fins. Coincidence? I think not.
Finn Balor is John Tentas illegitimate son
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:43 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">"Okay, play it cool, play it cool. Hopefully nobody made a gif of that..." <a href="https://t.co/AQCFLzrubv">pic.twitter.com/AQCFLzrubv</a></p>— TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/894735620949409792">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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I really hope someone was ringside taking pics a will post on the net. I wanna see Bray scurrying out from under the ring and then back under the ring in that segment.
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:44 PM
Booker T reading too much fan fiction lately.
SlickyTrickyDamon
08-07-2017, 09:45 PM
I remember when THQ was making the WWE games *sigh*
I think 2k kept most of the staff since it would be too hard/cost too much to start from scratch.
Droford
08-07-2017, 09:46 PM
https://pwhistorylesson.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/earthquake_9001wwfrumble.png
Almost a dead ringer for the jobber earlier
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:46 PM
Corey going to ask Booker if he's having a stroke and smelling burnt toast any minute again now.
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 09:47 PM
God damnit. Now I have to pull out this GIF again.
http://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif
And now I have to bust out my response GIF again.
https://media.tenor.com/images/5c86410dff4753f868e3aa24a4253d7e/tenor.gif
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:54 PM
If Cesaro was against anybody other than Ambrose, I'd never believe for even a split second that he was actually going to suplex somebody from the top of the LED ring post to the outside.
With Ambrose, I figured that was way more likely than Ambrose countering into a regular suplerplex.
Cesaro has better balance than Kofi
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 09:54 PM
Would be happy if Ceasro busted out the Dominator from that Torture Rack-like hold.
Backbreaker actually looks like it feels really good
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A WWE tech guy is looking at hand pics during the show. Wrestling is a strange, strange thing. <a href="https://t.co/i7UND48zD5">pic.twitter.com/i7UND48zD5</a></p>— Aaron (@PWUnstable) <a href="https://twitter.com/PWUnstable/status/894731999675424769">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Does anyone ever wonder why Cesaro wears that tape on his shoulders?
Does anyone ever wonder how the fuck that tape prevents or helps any injury ever?
Dark One
08-07-2017, 09:59 PM
Cesaro is so fucking GOODT.
If that tape is not meant for a look, then it's a mental thing and that is sad. Because that tape does nothing for the body at all.
Does anyone ever wonder why Cesaro wears that tape on his shoulders?
I remember back when I frist saw it thought it was a god-awful Tattoo
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 10:01 PM
Does anyone ever wonder why Cesaro wears that tape on his shoulders?
Think Ceasaro mentioned it in a past interview about it helping keep his shoulder from being hurt again and reduce the stress being put on his muscles.
Lunatic Lariat?
Christ, this company
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 10:03 PM
Good match
Makes me really miss Cesaro as a singles competitor
Renee obviously fully excepts that she'll be wheeling Ambrose around in his retirement
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:04 PM
Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins over the past month is like some of the best character development WWE has done in years, since like #AJAll
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:05 PM
"HUG IT OUT!" "HUG IT OUT!" "HUG IT OUT!"
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 10:05 PM
That's the hottest I have heard a crowd in awhile
Ambrose in perfect curb stomp position.........
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:06 PM
http://images.medicaldaily.com/sites/medicaldaily.com/files/2015/06/10/blue-balls.jpg
WWE masters of not taking advantage of the height of an angle and dragging it out further
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:08 PM
I feel like when that fist bump finally happens, we're talking like a Punk-winning-at-MitB-2011 type pop.
Droford
08-07-2017, 10:08 PM
Lunatic Lariat?
Christ, this company
Thank Mauro Ranallos alliteration obsession for that one
Curtis Axel was reunited with his father today courtesy of Brock Lesnar
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:09 PM
Since Talking Smack's cancellation, I haven't been able to finish an episode of 205 Live. I just skip straight to NXT on Wednesday evenings, and I can never sit and finish 205 Live during lunch breaks the rest of the week.
Droford
08-07-2017, 10:09 PM
Cruiser title looks like the Shotgun Saturday Night championship
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:09 PM
Lunatic Lariat?
Christ, this company
Thank Mauro Ranallos alliteration obsession for that one
Way better than Cole attempting to christen it "the Wacky Line"
#NeverForget
I feel like when that fist bump finally happens, we're talking like a Punk-winning-at-MitB-2011 type pop.
Hope they pull the trigger soon
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 10:10 PM
Same.... I actually started to enjoy 205 Live more than weekly NXT, but without the promise of Talking Smack afterwards, there is no "incentive" for me to watch it......
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 10:12 PM
I feel like when that fist bump finally happens, we're talking like a Punk-winning-at-MitB-2011 type pop.
So basically expect the whole thing to unravel or no longer feel special a week or two later?
Way better than Cole attempting to christen it "the Wacky Line"
#NeverForget
I just.....ugh......
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 10:14 PM
Titus O'Neil face turn definitely one of the strangest......
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:15 PM
Titus O'Neil face turn definitely one of the strangest......
Titus Worldwide has to be up there on the list of gimmicks that shouldn't have made it but somehow got over.
Does Tozowa really need Titus?
DAMN iNATOR
08-07-2017, 10:16 PM
Way better than Cole attempting to christen it "the Wacky Line"
#NeverForget
Let's also never forget his previous atrocities for a brief period of time claiming Cena was "spoiling for a fight".
I never ever wanna hear Cole say "Lit" again
Disturbing hearing Titus refer to Akira Tozowa as "property"
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:18 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A WWE tech guy is looking at hand pics during the show. Wrestling is a strange, strange thing. <a href="https://t.co/i7UND48zD5">pic.twitter.com/i7UND48zD5</a></p>— Aaron (@PWUnstable) <a href="https://twitter.com/PWUnstable/status/894731999675424769">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Maybe he's Mae Young's great grandnephew and looking for his long-lost cousin.
Hyperberic chamber does not work that way
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:20 PM
IT'S RAINING YEN
I'm pretty sure Renee is standing over a bucket for her pussy wetness during this Reigns interview
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JFeU6be.gif
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:22 PM
Mickie / Dana / Nia? Or will we see the return of Paige or Summer Rae?
How do they not realize him mentioning Taker makes him a heel?
Emperor Smeat
08-07-2017, 10:22 PM
Titus Worldwide has to be up there on the list of gimmicks that shouldn't have made it but somehow got over.
Yeup. If there was ever a Slammy for Most Unlikely Gimmick to Become Popular, it would be in the running with Jericho's List for this year.
Mickie / Dana / Nia? Or will we see the return of Paige or Summer Rae?
You know what would be fresh. How about a " Bray " like moment where Paige appears out of nowhere to help some woman out? That would be new.
( WWE will steal this idea like the others they've stolen from me )
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 10:26 PM
I WONDER WHO WILL WIN THIS MATCH?!
Mickie / Dana / Nia? Or will we see the return of Paige or Summer Rae?
Give it to Micke
Dana has no momentum and Nia can't wrestle
Paige is busy getting in slap fights with Del Rio presumably over misplaced cocaine.
Summer Rae.....Summer Rae.
Droford
08-07-2017, 10:26 PM
They could just save 5 minutes and let Ni a Jax win via forefeits
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:26 PM
Yeup. If there was ever a Slammy for Most Unlikely Gimmick to Become Popular, it would be in the running with Jericho's List for this year.
I feel like Titus Worldwide has to get the nod over The List, because The List had Jericho going for it. Titus Worldwide has goddamn Titus O'Neil and Apollo Crews.
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:27 PM
Mickie is in the ring with Nia Jax and Dana Brooke...
I sure hope her insurance is paid up.
Telegraphing Nia's win by giving her an entrance
Droford
08-07-2017, 10:29 PM
Rip Dana Brooke
Dark One
08-07-2017, 10:30 PM
"I can't even explain what she just did to Dana."
Probably because it wasn't an actual maneuver.
Lock Jaw
08-07-2017, 10:30 PM
Shocked by this result
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