OFFICIAL WWE TLC 2017 THREAD - NOW FEATURING 78,956% MORE MENINGITIS IN THE MAIN EVENT!

[Sepholio]

If Alexis Bliss had meningitis herp squirts, i would clean her ass and vagina with my tongue and face and eyeballs and nose, until it's completely gone.

Let me know if you need some assistance.

[KIRA]

I heard a rumor WWE Studios is trying to score the rights to either Contagion or Outbreak for a reboot.

:nono: hope not

[Anybody Thrilla]

Had a feeling that was gonna happen. Not mad about it.

[slik]

I have no idea what that move was Enzo just tried to do and botched

[Sepholio]

Once Kalisto catches the Meninherpes Trump will catapult him to the other side of the wall to spread the contagion to our southern neighbors.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at them hotshotting the Cruiser title again.

Spreading like horror movie
If this leads to Daniel Bryan revealing himself as the villain for the outbreak, it will be worth it. The more people go down with an illness, the higher his odds go for getting to wrestle again.

[slik]

Yo Enzo don't cough on Charlie Caruso please

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH...Enzo A-bore gets the title back.

[Ruien]

I already miss Neville.

[slik]

Lol Brock and Jinder is going to be so terrible

[rez]

HERE WE GO!

[erickman]

time for the real ppv to start

[Sepholio]

YYYAAAASSSSS

[KIRA]

:lol: at them hotshotting the Cruiser title again.


If this leads to Daniel Bryan revealing himself as the villain for the outbreak, it will be worth it. The more people go down with an illness, the higher his odds go for getting to wrestle again.

But Bo Dallas is Patient Zero how'd he get to him?

[Sepholio]

AJ wearing all blue to remind everyone he is from meningitis-free Smackdown!

[rez]

Is Knoxville Mayoral candidate gonna come out and choke slam Demon Fin for trademark infringement ?

[Sepholio]

awwwwww no Pumpkinhead Finn.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess Balor didn't feel the need to go into Jack-o-lantern Demon mode for Styles.

[KIRA]

Nobody was anticipatin Abigail and Demon Booker

[slik]

https://i.imgur.com/t9VRsfC.jpg

[Anybody Thrilla]

AJ's hoodie is dope. Finn's paint, also dope.

[Sepholio]

So whats the over/under on Bray ring magic projections during the match to F with Finn?

[slik]

Here we go!

[slik]

Finn's body-paint is extra good/cool tonight

[Emperor Smeat]

But Bo Dallas is Patient Zero how'd he get to him?

Aliens.

[owenbrown]

A "Too Sweet" chant? :lol:

[RP]

I dont get the demon thing for Balor. They dont even play it up like he's capable of becomming the demon. It just randomly happens. No one knows why.

[Jordan]

Already got that once in a lifetime feel...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is it weird that I'm rooting for AJ here?

[Jordan]

I think most everyone is!

[Savio]

Is it weird that I'm rooting for AJ here?

Not at all

[Jordan]

I love this, you can tell they are calling the fly, and its working.

[KIRA]

I remember a DB v CM Punk match match felt like this

[rez]

Is it weird that I'm rooting for AJ here?

Nah. AJ, Graves, and Renee are the best peeps WWE has.

[RP]

OWENBROWN FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SHITCOCK CLOWN FUK

[RP]

This match is boring.

[Droford]

Gallows and Anderson are gonna help AJ and lead to Club vs Balor Club at SS

[RP]

Did Randy Orton script this match?

[Savio]

Wonder if WWE could afford Kanes pyro tonight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This match is pretty tight to me.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I miss hearing Mauro shout "USHIGOROSHI!" when AJ hits the neckbreaker.

[Sepholio]

Wonder if WWE could afford Kanes pyro tonight.

When Kane drops his arms some red light will shoot out of the ring posts.

[Evil Vito]

Loving this match

[KIRA]

If I only could combine Alicia Fox in ring perfection and AJs immaculate hair....

[rez]

This match is boring.

Go "RolePlay" with yourself, RP. This match is awesome. :fu::naughty:

[KIRA]

This match is boring.

Yea cause this is more like RASSLIN AND ITS AWESOME

[Savio]

AJ should fart now

[Evil Vito]

I'm all for a hot crowd, but fuck off with the TEN chants every time the ref does a countout.

[slik]

Good match so far!

[Emperor Smeat]

Styles-Balor has been really good so far.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder if WWE could afford Kanes pyro tonight.

Dunno...you noticed his stuff taped to the back of the ringposts? That used to be a dead giveaway that he'd be there and use pro back in the day.

[Sepholio]

AJ should fart now

I was just thinking that. Perfect time to inflict the pink eye on Finn.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Did Finn just steal AJ's Pelé Kick?

[owenbrown]

I just want to use my 20,000th post to say this match is fucking awesome

[Sepholio]

Even the ref is getting hyped as evidenced by his fast counts.

[RP]

I got this idea for a PPV. We will call it Tables, Ladders and Chairs. The kicker is... wait for it....We wont have any Tables, Ladders or Chairs!!!!!!!!!!!! YUSSSSSSSSSSSSA

[Ruien]

I'm all for a hot crowd, but fuck off with the TEN chants every time the ref does a countout.

Alicia Fox told then they needed to count.

[Anybody Thrilla]

God damn, I'm marking out every five seconds.

[Anybody Thrilla]

RP is such a douche.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I would've marked hard for a top rope Styles Clash.

[Jordan]

Wow really great match. What a SICK finish.

[owenbrown]

RP is such a douche.

At last, we agree on something.

[slik]

Really good match, I would have been happy with either winning

[rez]

Vince burying Smackdown #200384883928238

[Savio]

"Club curtain call"

[Jordan]

They will have to do this one a few more times. TOO SWEET BABAY

[Ruien]

Nice match. Was starting to think I wasted my 10 dollars but this match officially got me into the ppv.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[slik]

hahahaha the 2 sweet thing

[KIRA]

I thought the 1916 was a brainbuster/bloody sunday

[Evil Vito]

Fantastic match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Match was way better than whatever the WWE had in mind for the Pumpkin Demon vs Sister Braygail

[DAMN iNATOR]

Awesome match...but did Finn's Coup dé Grâce not used to be more than a Spike Dudley-esque top rope double stomp?

[Triple A]

lol elias again

[Droford]

Someone needs a Too Sour thing..

[rez]

There's still an hour to go. Elias coming back out?

[Anybody Thrilla]

FUCK YES. MORE ELIAS!!!

[rez]

haha. fuck. called it

[Savio]

Should boo Jordan for making this 3 segments.

[Sepholio]

time for filler

[owenbrown]

oh Jesus Christ :lol: PLEASE SEND BROCK LESNAR OUT THERE

[slik]

lol @Droford I agree

[rez]

JJ match. figured

[Ruien]

Damn. Killing my dreams of Jordan being placed in the main event.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This match might be sneaky good.

[Sepholio]

What if Daniel Bryan takes out Kurt Angle on his way to the ring...

[Ruien]

Why isn't he in a wrestling singlet?

[RP]

One of the worst PPV's ive ever seen.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh hey, Jason didn't bring his VeggieTales friends with him this time!

[slik]

Kale is the Superman Punch of Veggies

[KIRA]

You'd think Vince would see that match and how fucking over this match was with 0 notice but he won't cause Roman is the guy

[rez]

Will these boys get DVD royalties without being an announced match

[Simple Fan]

Great match. Disappointed it has to end. One of the sickest Coup de Grace I've seen, really stuck it. Didn't figure AJ would win coming over but they did a hell of a job and left the fans wanting more.

[DAMN iNATOR]

One of the worst PPV's ive ever seen.

Obey Jordan's tights and go drink some Sprite.

[Ruien]

One of the worst PPV's ive ever seen.

Maybe you should invite you mom over to take your mind off the ppv.

[slik]

Jason Jordan has:

good wrestling ability
good facial reactions in the ring

he just needs to work on his promo skills and he's a total package

[Ruien]

Jason Jordan has:

good wrestling ability
good facial reactions in the ring

he just needs to work on his promo skills and he's a total package

Agreed. He will get there too.

[Triple A]

One of the worst PPV's ive ever seen.

Maybe you are in a bad mood

[Evil Vito]

Jason Jordan has:

good wrestling ability
good facial reactions in the ring

he just needs to work on his promo skills and he's a total package

And get music that isn't an abortion.

[KIRA]

You fucking Philistines Nick Cave could duet with Tom Waits and it wouldnt have beat whatever Elias was gonna play!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Jason Jordan has:

good wrestling ability
good facial reactions in the ring

he just needs to work on his promo skills and he's a total package

BREAKING NEWS: Slik likes Jason Jordan's package!

[Triple A]

Long match with lots of rest holds...

[erickman]

steve ray love it

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Maybe you should invite you mom over to take your mind off the ppv.

:lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

And get music that isn't an abortion.

Next Generation of Great is way better than the farting horns he had for a few weeks.

[Sepholio]

The crowd is super into this match :/

[Triple A]

I hope Jason Jordan doesn't lose this match...

[RP]

They should have backstage interviews and stuff and tell a ppv story or something.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder who we will see after the show on RAW Talk...

[KIRA]

props to Jordan and Elias for following an impossible act

[KIRA]

Wonder who we will see after the show on RAW Talk...

It'll be broadcast live from Qurantine

Renee gonna be wearing a hazmat suit

[DAMN iNATOR]

I hope Jason Jordan doesn't lose this match...

Lettuce hope so.

(runs out of thread)

[Anybody Thrilla]

That was a two count!

[Anybody Thrilla]

That match was more than decent for a cool down between mains.

[Emperor Smeat]

Was that a botched ending?

[Sepholio]

Was that a botched ending?

Yeah I'm just not sure if the pin was botched or the ref botched it.

[slik]

That was a good match between Elias/Jordan too

[Ruien]

Was that a botched ending?

Probably not. Used the carry the feud on imo.

[Droford]

This is the end..oh

[rez]

It'll be broadcast live from Qurantine

Renee gonna be wearing a hazmat suit

And she could totes pull it off :heart:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Would really love to see Rollins and Ambrose accept Kurt as an honorary Shield member and have him participate in putting one of the 5 through an announce table with a triple powerbomb.

[Sepholio]

Has there ever been a PPV where there wasn't a match for the tag, IC and world titles?

[owenbrown]

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[Droford]

Over under on how long for a You still got it chant? I'm setting it at 5 minutes and going under

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also hope Rollins and Ambrose use "Special Op" instead of their separate themes.

[rez]

Miz makes me want to go back and watch Road Rules and Real World Challenges.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Sheamus theme is soooooooooooooooo good.

[Droford]

Also hope Rollins and Ambrose use "Special Op" instead of their separate themes.

Kurt coming out through the crowd in a tactical vest...

[Savio]

No pyro.

[RP]

I hope Braun kills Kurt Angle

[Anybody Thrilla]

Over under on how long for a You still got it chant? I'm setting it at 5 minutes and going under

During his entrance.

[Sepholio]

BOOOOO NO KANE PYRO!!!! BOYCOTT!!!!

[slik]

No Pyro for Kane is just wrong

[Droford]

Kane will regret he returned .
Hmm

[Ruien]

Love that Braun wrestles in work boats.

[rez]

Braun looking slimmer.

[Emperor Smeat]

Has there ever been a PPV where there wasn't a match for the tag, IC and world titles?

If I had to guess, maybe a few of the old Survivor Series PPVs that were almost all team matches on the card.

[Savio]

Bull Buchanan is back!

[Sepholio]

LOL Roman Reigns music

[Jordan]

LOL He looks funny

[rez]

Love that Braun wrestles in work boats.

I wish I could wrestle in boats.

[Droford]

Lol called it

[Emperor Smeat]

BOOOOO NO KANE PYRO!!!! BOYCOTT!!!!

Kane should have dipped into some of his campaign funds for pyro tonight.

[Jordan]

Looking pretty big though

[GD]

lol Kurt Angle

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Tact vest Angle

[Dark One]

On one hand, lol at Kurt coming out in Shield attire and entrance.

On the other hand, I really wanted the pop with Kurt's theme.

[Savio]

Think Survivor series will be these 5 vs The Shield, Kurt, and Jordan?

[Sepholio]

Why do I feel like Roman Reigns is actually here and will show up?

[rez]

Well, Kurt has made it to the ring so he might actually do some sports entertainment

[slik]

Shield Kurt has CENA nuff of the Miz

[KIRA]

The Sheamus theme is soooooooooooooooo good.

Its weird there are some people who hate that theme but its incredible

[RP]

Where is John Cena btw?

[KIRA]

Its obvious the way for Kane to win his bid for Mayor is to run as Kane I mean we've already made a huge circus of politics he could just run with it

[Droford]

:D Tact vest Angle

In retrospect I bet it was something he wore in a movie he might have been in when he was in TNA

[KIRA]

Shield gear is a good look for Kurt

[Emperor Smeat]

Would be pretty funny if the main event ended up being a squash for The Shield v3.0

[Droford]

In retrospect I bet it was something he wore in a movie he might have been in when he was in TNA

http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/reviews2/RiverDarknessDVD.jpg

[owenbrown]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/56707889/intensity-integrity-intelligence.jpg

[RP]

Kain didnt deserve that

[KIRA]

straight up mugging Kane

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Rollins knee.

[Triple A]

Where is John Cena btw?

taking time off to shoot movies and stuff / is only part time forever now

[GD]

Rollins’ knee

[KIRA]

Somebody needs to ask Booker T who is he to doubt an Olympic champion

[slik]

Baw Gawd Kurt Angle has a family

[GD]

Angle not taking bumps.

[GD]

Germans!

[Droford]

Kurt Angle was in "Emergency LA: Contagion"

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3957850/

[Sepholio]

Angle still got it chant

[Droford]

God damn it crowd your 10 min late

[rez]

this match is so good

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like the current mayor of Suplex City has some competition for his throne.

[Sepholio]

ANGLE TOOK THE BUMP :D

[owenbrown]

goddammit Droford stop gambling on stuff :nono:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Angle not taking bumps.

How about now?

[Ruien]

Angle not taking bumps.

Braun didn't get the memo.

[GD]

Angle not taking bumps.

I stand corrected.

[Emperor Smeat]

Terrible camera shot for the table breaking spot.

[KIRA]

Kurt looking like a doddering old man in this match...that won three fuckin gold medals

[Ruien]

This match is really entertaining. 100000% than the Roman Reign show. Rollins and Ambrose are looking damn awesome in the match now.

[slik]

100% Kurt will come back

[Ruien]

Booker T is even entertaining right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Bet Angle returns later with his actual entrance theme.

[owenbrown]

Kurt's gonna make some sort of comeback isn't he?

[KIRA]

they woke up badass Kurt

[Droford]

This is stupid now

[Evil Vito]

They do a "leave with medical assistance, return later on" spot every damn PPV.

[RP]

Kane's fake hair makes me laugh so hard

[KIRA]

Yknow getting Roman back is just gonna make them boo him harder after having Angle

[Triple A]

Has Braun Strowman ever hit that shoulder block in the corner

[Droford]

We want Lesnar lol

[Ruien]

Angle coming back in his old wrestling gear with Jordan by his side. Please!!!!

[Droford]

Lol Coles fuck up earlier was kinda foreshadowing

[rez]

lol. table didn't break

[GD]

Botchamania!

[Droford]

*make it stop he's already dead Simpson's gif*

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins and Ambrose pretty dumb to jump in when Kane and Strowman were about to explode into a potential brawl.

[Droford]

Go get the garbage trucj

[Savio]

Braun will end up picking up the truck.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Ambrose.

:lol: at the crowd booing the table didn't break

[Sepholio]

roman driving the truck?

[Triple A]

trash compactor thing is dangerous......... what if the driver accidentally hits the "button" or whatever..........

[RP]

This feels like a WcWish Main Event

[KIRA]

How come Triple H can be a badass every year but Kurt takes one table and we get the stretcher they are the same age.

[Droford]

Eric Bischoff should jump out

[Droford]

The T stands for Trash

[DAMN iNATOR]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[KIRA]

trash compactor thing is dangerous......... what if the driver accidentally hits the "button" or whatever..........

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[Droford]

Duke Drose should run out and help the shield

[slik]

This match is a clusterfuck but I haven't been bored once.

[Droford]

Cole legit fucked up saying Strowman said Kane would regret ever returning

[Emperor Smeat]

:| at the idea of a potential Kane-Strowman feud coming up.

[Sepholio]

WTF

[Ruien]

KANE FACE TURN OUT OF NO WHERE

[Savio]

Was this supposed to be happening to Roman?

[DAMN iNATOR]

OHHHH NOOOOOOO!

[Ruien]

I want Angle to comeback so he does not look like a punk.

[Dark One]

Your mayor of Knox county, everyone.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kane literally trying to bury Braun.

[Droford]

Shitty Convenient camera angle

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Kane doing the Cena-Barrett chair avalanche spot from a few years ago.

[Dark One]

This match is a clusterfuck but I haven't been bored once.

Sports entertaining/10

[Anybody Thrilla]

Poor Wade Barrett.

I mean, Braun Strowman.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Your mayor of Knox county, everyone.

Tough on tables, ladders, chairs, stages and anyone he sees as a threat to his in-ring dominance.

[GD]

Damn!

[Sepholio]

Dean having a hard go of it with the tables tonight lol

[owenbrown]

someone didn't do a good job with those tables

[Emperor Smeat]

Not a good night for Ambrose and tables

[rez]

trash compactor thing is dangerous......... what if the driver accidentally hits the "button" or whatever..........

duct tape over the red button

[DAMN iNATOR]

I want Angle to comeback so he does not look like a punk.

Patience, young Padawan.

[Ruien]

LOL at Kanes reaction.

[KIRA]

that turn was random as hell

[owenbrown]

future mayor Kane is like "are you fucking kidding me?"

[Dark One]

Can't wait to see Braun come out in tactical gear.

[Ruien]

Is it now Shield and Braun vs the other 4?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Movie idea: Braun Kong vs. Kanezilla.

[Triple A]

lol brutally murdered him

[Droford]

RIP Braun

[Ruien]

This match is awesome. Holy shit. So happy.Reigns is out.

[Dark One]

Braun gonna bust out of the garbage truck like the Kool Aid man.

[Sepholio]

LOL trash truck sound effects pumped thru the arena.

[owenbrown]

lol if Strowman gets out of the trash compactor :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

Last few minutes have been really weird.

[Droford]

Lol at Cesaro

[KIRA]

lol just all over the place

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahahaha what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Droford]

lol if Strowman gets out of the trash compactor :lol:

Braun is now Duke Drose jr

[owenbrown]

INTENSITY INTEGRITY INTELLIGENCE :D