Raw Thread - 1/8/18 - Return of the Miz...Cruiserweight Title Match...Probably some other things too!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Y'all watching tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

Featuring Seth Rollins vs. Sheamus - Once in a Lifetime!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Good news: <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mikethemiz</a> is back as he’s been on a role with this heel run.<br>Bad news: a new Marine movie is coming out soon<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/950453855115993089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 8, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

I legit wonder if Miz is actually a good actor, and if any of those Marine movies are actually good......

[Anybody Thrilla]

I haven't seen any of them, but I'm willing to bet he's decent.

[rez]

eill be flipping between RAW and the runner up SEC crap bowl.

[ClockShot]

Mike Mizanin was great in The Real World.

But on to important things, is there anything important to watch tonight?

Besides Braun killing someone?

[Emperor Smeat]

I legit wonder if Miz is actually a good actor, and if any of those Marine movies are actually good......
Probably a yes/no on his acting skills and no on series itself.

None of his films have had theatrical releases but he is WWE's most reliable actor. Series itself seems to score really terrible with critics.

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot that Ted DiBiase Jr. was the star of The Marine 2

[ClockShot]

Memphis.

No doubt The King will be around.

[A.J.K]

Hate these promo packages always glorifying reigns as a hero. Ugh.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mike Mizanin was great in The Real World.

But on to important things, is there anything important to watch tonight?

Besides Braun killing someone?

Return of the Miz and Cruiserweight title match.

[Lock Jaw]

IT'S THE BIG DOG!

[Dark One]

Sup.

[Lock Jaw]

IT'S THE DARK ONE!

[A.J.K]

The IC title should not be carried like that.

[KIRA]

Im so fucking proud of Memphis right now

[ClockShot]

Return of the Miz and Cruiserweight title match.

Those aren't important.

[Dark One]

IT'S THE DARK ONE!

I thought "IT'S THE BIG DOG" was for me.

[Emperor Smeat]

My tv just suddenly shut off right as Reigns entered the ring.

Wonder if that is an ominous sign for tonight's show or I should really look at getting a new tv.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It would be dope if Miz invoked his rematch clause tonight and somehow won the belt back.

[ClockShot]

:lol:

Crowd doesn't know what to do.

[KIRA]

Thank you Memphis for booing the shit outta Roman

[Anybody Thrilla]

Those aren't important.

None of this is important if you want to be a jerk about it.

[Lock Jaw]

Jason Jordan here to save this segment!!

[KIRA]

See HOW IS THIS DICK A FACE

[ClockShot]

Ooooooooooh. If this leads to Jason Jordan wearing tac gear in the near future, there's a slight chance he could be salvaged.

[KIRA]

Thank wrestling god its Jordon

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really like this Jason Jordan a lot.

[Lock Jaw]

Jason Jordan looking to get fisted tonight

[Dark One]

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[Emperor Smeat]

As long as Jordan has the RAW tag titles, still going to find it really hilarious that was the first gold he earned after splitting with Gable.

[Lock Jaw]

But Seth Rollins interrupts him

[Dark One]

Another long con by Vince to get Roman cheered.

He'll get a huge pop if he spears the shit out of Jason Jordan.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ok starting to think my tv is really trying to tell me something. It just randomly turned off again right as Rollins entered the ring.

Tonight's RAW is going to suck isn't it?

[ClockShot]

BULLET CLUB LITE!

This is important.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Balor Club all like to have fun. That's what brought them back together.

[KIRA]

Its sad Jordon has vaulted over reigns on the mic and he was already awesome in the ring

[Lock Jaw]

Gallows and Anderson all smiles tonight. Finn Balor teaching them to like having fun!

[Dark One]

BROTHERS STILL BROTHERIN

[ClockShot]

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[Emperor Smeat]

They are soo going to feed the Balor Club to Shield 3.0

[ClockShot]

They need shirts.

[KIRA]

Gallows and Anderson all smiles tonight. Finn Balor teaching them to like having fun!
:nono:
Hope The Good Brothers can rub off on Balor

[Droford]

lol at Rollins reaction to Champions club

[ClockShot]

Needs Styles to really make this work.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like how Jordan doesn't back down from anyone.

[Lock Jaw]

Tag Team Match Playa

[Savio]

Feel like the shield is being very racist against Jason Jordan.

[Droford]

Good Friends, Better Champions

[Dark One]

Jason Jordan's about to get brothered.

[Evil Vito]

Glad once again Angle decided to not schedule a main event during the week because he trusted an opportunity would work itself out on its own.

[Savio]

if raw wasn't 3 hours I think this match would be made for next week instead of giving it away right off the bat.

[Dark One]

"I don't know who I'd pick to win?"

Kurt Angle is not a supportive father.

[KIRA]

Miz coming back might be better than the prospect of Bruan eating his opponent

[KIRA]

"I don't know who I'd pick to win?"

Kurt Angle is not a supportive father.

Why start now?

[Lock Jaw]

IT'S BOSS TIME!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Damn, Mickie would get that work tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Mickie James looking good

[Emperor Smeat]

Weird to put Mickie's name next to Bayley's on the name plate when she's not wrestling. Made it seem like they were a tag team.

[Savio]

Hope Stephanie enters the Rumble at #1 and eliminates everyone.

[Dark One]

Damn, Mickie would get that work tonight.

Yeah, that's a hell of an outfit.

[Savio]

In the mens Royal Rumble.

[Lock Jaw]

Sonya Deville looking good with the straight hair

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lotta good lookin' ladies out there tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Lotta good lookin' ladies out there tonight.

Just wait until the first ever women's Royal Rumble!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just wait until the first ever women's Royal Rumble!!

I'll be there live!

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's funny how you can punch/kick/knee/forearm somebody in the face as many times as you want, but it's the SLAP that pisses someone off.

[Lock Jaw]

ABT announcing he is entering the women's Royal Rumble! Shocking twist

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think Deville has some real potential.

[Anybody Thrilla]

ABT announcing he is entering the women's Royal Rumble! Shocking twist

I'm breaking down barriers even MORESO.

[Dark One]

Michael Cole channeling JR by talking about Mandy's degree in Speech Pathology.

[Lock Jaw]

Mandy and Sonya impressing me here.....

[Anybody Thrilla]

I want to be the Curt Hawkins of the Womens Division.

[Dark One]

I'm breaking down barriers even MORESO.

Santina did it first.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Not in the modern era since the second brand split, though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Think about how they call TJP the "first ever Cruiserweight champion".

[Emperor Smeat]

Neither of the new women's groups look threatening at all based on recent booking.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I could really go for some Iconic Duo on the big stage. Billie Kay's theme song is boss, and Peyton Royce is a walking boner machine.

[ClockShot]

BEDPAN MCMAHON!

[Anybody Thrilla]

The bedpan shot heard round the world. Classic.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the "donk" sound when Austin hit Vince in the head with the bedpan during the hospital skit. Whole thing was really great when it happened back then.

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol: at the "donk" sound when Austin hit Vince in the head with the bedpan during the hospital skit. Whole thing was really great when it happened back then.

I remember going to school the next day and this girl was like "did I just see somebody get hit with a bedpan when I was channel surfing last night?" and I was like "you absolutely did".

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder what the rejected options were before WWE settled on Goldust being their choice to help out the Cruiser division. No way was Goldust the first choice pick for this.

[KIRA]

205 is dead

[rez]

I remember going to school the next day and this girl was like "did I just see somebody get hit with a bedpan when I was channel surfing last night?" and I was like "you absolutely did".

was she hot

[KIRA]

Goldust does a flawless Vince

[Lock Jaw]

Does Cedric win the title tonight and lose it back at the Rumble?

[rez]

lolol. your crazy matches my crazy

[Anybody Thrilla]

Alicia Fox is a smoke show. Good lord.

[Savio]

Wait they are putting this on at the same time as the cruiser weights?.... why?

I ship Alicia and Goldy.

[KIRA]

GOLDUST IS TEAMING WITH ALICIA FOX


I can die happy

[Emperor Smeat]

:| They added the terrible Hardy laugh to his "Woken" entrance theme.

[rez]

WOKEN

[Anybody Thrilla]

was she hot

Not bad. Got engaged to another friend from the same school like a year ago. Cool chick.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty good theme except for the laugh

[ClockShot]

Sounds like Balor's theme mixed just a little bit.

[KIRA]

Why the laugh Why

[Anybody Thrilla]

That theme is the least objectionable thing I've encountered with this whole Matt Hardy fiasco. There's my positive spin.

[KIRA]

Matt Hardy officially has a cooler theme song than his less talented brother

[rez]

Come on Georgia!

UCF are the real champs tho

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait they are putting this on at the same time as the cruiser weights?.... why?

I ship Alicia and Goldy.
No real options considering its already tough for them to keep most of the crowd for 205 Live after Smackdown ends.

[KIRA]

The bedpan shot heard round the world. Classic.

I wonder how Vince laid out stuff to Austin like when ever he got hit with stuff was he like "I want you to brain me Austin don't hold back I'll fucking fire you if you hold back!"

[rez]

I wish Matt would take me on a tour all around the Multiverse

[ClockShot]

Kurt Hawkins?! I think he's got a shot here.

[Emperor Smeat]

Whenever Hawkins breaks this losing streak, they need to go all out with having the locker room emptying out in celebration and hosting Hawkins on shoulders.

[ClockShot]

Or not.

[ClockShot]

Matt got some pearly whites.

[Droford]

LAUGH IN

[KIRA]

My problem is how WWEized the woken thing is it could be completly off the wall again but we got a sanitized professional version of what he used to do.

I'm glsad we have something but still.

[Droford]

Keep waiting for Bray to snap out of it and hit Sister Abigail

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not so sure I enjoyed that.

[KIRA]

Bray is a big mother

[slik]

omg end this segment already

[KIRA]

They need to just form a team already

[Savio]

No real options considering its already tough for them to keep most of the crowd for 205 Live after Smackdown ends.

Oh is 205Live canceled?

[Anybody Thrilla]

They need to just form a team already

Oddly enough, that may be the most helpful option for both of them at this point.

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder how Vince laid out stuff to Austin like when ever he got hit with stuff was he like "I want you to brain me Austin don't hold back I'll fucking fire you if you hold back!"
Wouldn't be surprised if he did considering there are stories about Vince going to clubs with wrestlers after shows and they'd hit their finishers on him because he'd brag about being able to take them for real. Think its in one of Bret's books about Vince getting KO'ed for real one time but never firing anyone for it.

[Evil Vito]

They have two guys who can cut batshit insane promos against one another and they literally can't think of anything for them to do except laugh at each other.

[Dark One]

I like the Broken Matt stuff and I'm probably more tolerable of the "Woken" incarnation than most, but this is quickly turning into the twenty month journey of R-Truth and Goldust trying to form a team.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Miz return looks to be happening now.

[ClockShot]

WHO WANTS ELIAS TO PLAY AN ELVIS SONG?!

[Dark One]

Oh is 205Live canceled?

I think they're taping it before Smackdown once Mixed starts, but not sure.

[Emperor Smeat]

Oh is 205Live canceled?

No. They did have a house show cancelled but then again the division is nowhere strong enough to tour on its own even with non-Cruiser guys being added.

[KIRA]

They have two guys who can cut batshit insane promos against one another and they literally can't think of anything for them to do except laugh at each other.

This fucking company :nono:

[Lock Jaw]

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH LOCK JAW?!

[KIRA]

Finally my light in the darkness ELIAS!

[KIRA]

I hope he sings a song about our violent crime rate

[Anybody Thrilla]

Elias is so great. That "WWE stands for Walk With Elias" thing was exactly what he needed to solidify himself.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is the crowd booing because they hate Elvis or Drifter's music?

[slik]

Walk
With
Elias

[rez]

I hope he sings a song about our violent crime rate

or the West Memphis Three..close enough.

[slik]

Give Me MIZ

[KIRA]

Are the crowds booing because they hate Elvis or Drifter's music?

Elvis. I know I do

Elias is a savior of music

[Evil Vito]

Elias > Elvis

[slik]

If 3 years ago you would have told me that A) Miz would be one of my favorite things in WWE and B) I'd be excited for his return to television I'd just look back at WM27 and think the world had lost it's mind.

[rez]

Elvis. I know I do

Elias is a savior of music

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Miz better not like to have fun all of a sudden.

[KIRA]

That song WAS BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELVIS EVER SANG OR WROTE

[Lock Jaw]

Bo Dallas hair so silky smooth

[ClockShot]

We're up to Marine 6?

That just........scary.

[Savio]

Hope they don't do something stupid and turn Miz face.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Miz better not like to have fun all of a sudden.

Hope they don't do something stupid and turn Miz face.

[Droford]

Mizmas?

that could be something

[KIRA]

Bo Dallas hair so silky smooth

Meanwhile his brother is Fat Hibilly Deluxe Era Rob Zombie

and no Jojo doesn't make up for that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel are both pretty great too.

[A.J.K]

Hope they don't do something stupid and turn Miz face.

oddly enough i have a feeling Dallas and Axel might jump him.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Bo

[KIRA]

No don't make him a face

[ClockShot]

Rolling Stone's Superstar of the Year?

[KIRA]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Bo

[slik]

Mizzzzzz

[Lock Jaw]

Oh yeah, that's why Miz looks so different..... he cut his hair......

Liked it the other way more than this way.......

[KIRA]

or the West Memphis Three..close enough.

They didn't do it.

[Droford]

Daddys Home? uhoh

[KIRA]

Oh yeah, that's why Miz looks so different..... he cut his hair......

Liked it the other way more than this way.......

Yea gonna miss his longer Hitler hair

[ClockShot]

You'd figure The Miz would want better things.

Not hanging around the mid-card forever. Go for broke, buddy.

[Savio]

Those 3 names I equate with the WWF title

[Evil Vito]

I thought for sure they'd have Miz arbitrarily enter himself into the Rumble. I like that he's actually more focused on the IC belt than anything else. Helps but the belt over as more important.

[Evil Vito]

Whoa, Bad Luck Fale reference

[KIRA]

You'd figure The Miz would want better things.

Not hanging around the mid-card forever. Go for broke, buddy.

Nah its cool he likes the belt he sees it as his belt.

[rez]

too sweet

[Emperor Smeat]

Miz should have threatened to go right for the Universal title instead. Crowd would have erupted instead of not caring at the end of his promo.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, I like that he is focused on the IC title...... thought for a second he was going to say he was going to be Universal Champ in 2018..... but I think it is good that he is focused on the IC Title..... really brings that title up.....

[Dark One]

Tama and Fale namechecked on Raw.

Nice.

[Dark One]

They're making a 2018 live-action/CG heist movie version of Peter Rabbit.

That's it. I'm checking out of this planet.

[Lock Jaw]

Explosive Interview?

Did Enzo have a bomb?

[ClockShot]

Explosive Interview?

Did Enzo have a bomb?

Betcha it was quite the bombshell.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Explosive Interview?

Did Enzo have a bomb?

From what I've seen of that show, it seems to be pretty legit. I'm excited for the Enzo episode.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Say what you will about Enzo, but he still does great stick work.

[Lock Jaw]

They shortened the intro to Cedric's theme..... gets to the slightly more exciting part quicker....

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like Cedric Alexander a lot, but he should maybe head back to the theme song store and see what else they have available.

[ClockShot]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[Lock Jaw]

The Crimson Mask

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy crap that looked bad for both guys involved.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good work, Enzo.

[ClockShot]

Didn't see an X go up yet.

[Dark One]

We watching a snuff film?

[Lock Jaw]

Cedric Alexander smiling at winning by count-out. Who needs titles when you're out there having fun?

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the fuck should Cedric be smiling for right now?

[slik]

How did Enzo get busted open, I missed that

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, Lock Jaw gets it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

How did Enzo get busted open, I missed that

I think it was the kick when Cedric was on the outside.

[Savio]

Did he land right on his ankle?

[Lock Jaw]

How did Enzo get busted open, I missed that

It was the handstand-springboard kick thing

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did he land right on his ankle?

I thought Enzo's ankle buckled when he went to catch him. Looked gnarly, really.

[Evil Vito]

Enzo's "NOT NOW! NOT NOW!" has me wondering if it's a legit injury. Cedric may just be a shit actor hence him not realizing he shouldn't be smiling in that moment.

[Dark One]

Cedric Alexander smiling at winning by count-out. Who needs titles when you're out there having fun?

What the fuck should Cedric be smiling for right now?

Yeah...

I mean I'm okay with the Good Brothers smiling and cracking jokes and talking shit in the opening segment--you can have a good time while talking shit to someone before beating their ass--presuming they go hard in their matches.

But, man, you just cut a promo about how you've been working toward this your whole life, no matter how many people told you that you couldn't do it. Your opportunity just slipped away due to crooked champ shenanigans. You aren't going to smile and have a good time.

[Lock Jaw]

I dunno, I think it was obviously a "work".... especially with Enzo looking like he could have got back in, but then choosing not to and falling back down instead

[slik]

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[Droford]

Poor Zo

[Anybody Thrilla]

I dunno, I think it was obviously a "work".... especially with Enzo looking like he could have got back in, but then choosing not to and falling back down instead

That's exactly how I was thinking. But those replays though...

[slik]

Ouch at that knee to the eye. I wonder if Enzo really twisted his ankle too.

[Dark One]

Cannot wait for Hervina to return for the Women's Royal Rumble.

[Savio]

I would want my Championship rematch not at the Rumble, I would want to be in the Rumble, not work double duty either.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Didn't The Miz beat Christian for the Intercontinental title at Raw 1000?

[KIRA]

They're making a 2018 live-action/CG heist movie version of Peter Rabbit.

That's it. I'm checking out of this planet.

Where is that goddamn Asteroid?

[rez]

YESSS! HAHAHHA

[Anybody Thrilla]

Miz/Asuka is tight

[A.J.K]

Didn't The Miz beat Christian for the Intercontinental title at Raw 1000?

yep. They had a bunch of former ic champs at ringside.

[ClockShot]

Asuka & The Miz?

That's the best team so far.

[Dark One]

"The internet so hot right now."

[Emperor Smeat]

Asuka should have whispered "I'll break you in half if we lose" to Miz during their little hug.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish they showed the Alexa/Braun segment.......

[KIRA]

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Its weird these days the way people get busted open is just brutal

[Dark One]

Finals should be Alexa Bliss / Braun vs Miz / Asuka.

[Lock Jaw]

Are they gonna job The Revival to The Bar

[Anybody Thrilla]

Anyone else think Sheamus has an epic theme?

[KIRA]

When they lose I hope she destroys Miz

[Lock Jaw]

Sheamus theme the best

[Dark One]

Seth Rollins not wrestling Cesaro or Sheamus is a miracle.

[A.J.K]

Are they gonna job The Revival to The Bar

Either them, Slater/Rhyno or we'll see the 1st round of NXT Callups of 2018.

[KIRA]

Its hard for me to picture Sheamus or Cesaro sitting down to watch Dragonball Z but apparently one of them is a fan

[Anybody Thrilla]

Thankfully Dana looks hot, but fuck off with this team, please.

[A.J.K]

:lol:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do you guys remember when Sheamus and Titus had a pretty decent match on Raw once?

[Lock Jaw]

Do you guys remember when Sheamus and Titus had a pretty decent match on Raw once?

Nope

[KIRA]

Ok its hilarious seeing Dana do that pose

[Lock Jaw]

Whole Titus Worldwide thing and how it developed is so weird......

[Anybody Thrilla]

Whole Titus Worldwide thing and how it developed is so weird......

Seriously. Kinda started randomly with Titus being annoying. Then he had actual clients. Now he's wrestling again. Tozawa is nowhere to be found. I don't fucking understand any of it.

[Dark One]

Seriously. Kinda started randomly with Titus being annoying. Then he had actual clients. Now he's wrestling again. Tozawa is nowhere to be found. I don't fucking understand any of it.

Sometimes in 2017 and 2018 "Creative has nothing for you" turns into "Creative doesn't care about you and needs a warm body"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why the fucking fuck did that just happen?

[KIRA]

"SMASH MOUTH THATS RIGHT MAGGLE"!

[Evil Vito]

THE YORK FOUNDATION: MAHOGANY EDITION WINS!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm legitimately pissed at that outcome. They're not going to do anything with it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, Dana's great.

Still pissed though.

[Dark One]

Why the fucking fuck did that just happen?

"Wins and losses don't matter."

Or some such horseshit.

[KIRA]

HOLY SHIT.....REALLY

[slik]

Dana Brooke is responsible for TW's victory

[owenbrown]

Dana Brooke getting close to a wardrobe malfunction there for a minute

[Dark One]

At least Sheamus and Cesaro weren't smiling afterward.

[Lock Jaw]

Seriously. Kinda started randomly with Titus being annoying. Then he had actual clients. Now he's wrestling again. Tozawa is nowhere to be found. I don't fucking understand any of it.

- Started as annoying heel thing
- Kind of forced himself as the manager of Apollo Cruise who seemed like he wasn't so sure about it but was too nice to tell Titus to go away. Then it seems like Apollo might be turning heel.
- Meanwhile, Tozawa rejects Brian Kendrick as a mentor.
- Titus then forces himself as Tozawa's manager, Tozawa seems hesitant at first, but then one week Tozawa just goes all in and accepts him.
- Tozawa wins and loses the Cruiserweight title and is dropped from Titus Worldwide and never mentioned again.

[Evil Vito]

Wonder if Apollo and Titus will spit-roast Dana whilst chanting MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

[Heisenberg]

Getting bad vibes from that Football Fanatic Show Brothers

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuck Kane and his stupid wig. God damn it.

[KIRA]

Wonder if Apollo and Titus will spit-roast Dana whilst chanting MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

She might still be trying to get over her BF dying shes probably not up for it

[Lock Jaw]

Fuck Kane and his stupid wig. God damn it.

For real...... surely, it can't be that hard to at the very least get a decent wig......

[Savio]

So weird with no pyro

[Dark One]

For real...... surely, it can't be that hard to at the very least get a decent wig......

Budget cuts.

Can't afford pyro, can't afford wigs, use a mop and fake explosion noises.

[KIRA]

I need to know how a political position in Knoxville helps WWE why else is Kane getting this push?

[Anybody Thrilla]

For real...... surely, it can't be that hard to at the very least get a decent wig......

I thought he looked good bald with no mask. If they insist on the mask though, he could STILL be bald, and it would still look good. They have to think everyone is a fucking idiot.

[Lock Jaw]

I thought he looked good bald with no mask. If they insist on the mask though, he could STILL be bald, and it would still look good. They have to think everyone is a fucking idiot.

Same..... but if they insist on the wig, at least make it good and I'd be fine with it.....

[Lock Jaw]

BRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUNNNNN

[Lock Jaw]

BRAUNMAN BEGINS

[Dark One]

Should have started like this:

https://i.imgur.com/gbHAvW2.gif

[Lock Jaw]

ARRIVE

MURDER

LEAVE

[rez]

wonder how many throws it took him to get it hooked and how long the segment took to tape lol

[Dark One]

I am pretty sure Brock is dead after that first toss.

[owenbrown]

Jesus Christ

[Droford]

BAH GAWD BRAWN JUST TORE DOWN THE SET