OFFICIAL FASTLANE 2018 DISCUSSION THREAD - Last stop on the Road to WrestleMania!

[KIRA]

AJ's hair puts Renee's to shame

[KIRA]

lol at Woods slowly dying after being powerbombed on the steps

[DAMN iNATOR]

AJ's hair puts Renee's to shame

Well he IS a soccer mom after all.

[Lock Jaw]

Riott Squad theme v uplifting and positive

Always fills me with good vibes

[Jordan]

I hate this theme.

[Lock Jaw]

lol at camera hitting Charlotte's hand

[rez]

Why is there a Kickoff show if half the PPV is promos

[DAMN iNATOR]

OH NO...No Liv Morgan or Sarah Logan to offset all the ugly... HELP...will to live fading...

[Lock Jaw]

Ruby's striped gear terrible

[Lock Jaw]

All those distracting tattoos on Charlotte

[mike adamle]

OH NO...No Liv Morgan or Sarah Logan to offset all the ugly... HELP...will to live fading...

Damn I figured your will to live faded along with your plumbing...

[Lock Jaw]

Can't even tell what is on that tripod..... why is it there......

[DAMN iNATOR]

Slightly better now...

[Emperor Smeat]

One of the best things WWE borrowed from NXT was doing special pre-match ring announcement for title matches.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can't even tell what is on that tripod..... why is it there......

Clearly it's some kind of nefarious Martian plot.

[Savio]

If Asuka is really coming over to SDL then Carmella needs to cash in ASAP.... tonight?

[Droford]

charlotte vs woooby

[Emperor Smeat]

Can't even tell what is on that tripod..... why is it there......

Probably for VR or those 360 degree style shots they do for their special Youtube videos.

[Emperor Smeat]

If Asuka is really coming over to SDL then Carmella needs to cash in ASAP.... tonight?

Current rumor for Carmella is
she cashes in at Mania but in a losing effort

[Lock Jaw]

Bothered by the tag of Ruby's pants sticking out

[Evil Vito]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's Sunday. You know what that means.</p>&mdash; . (@LukeHarperWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/LukeHarperWWE/status/973009719714631681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 12, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Harper tweets this every day but with the day of the week subbed. He's been doing it for a year in a half.

This time though, he tweeted it out literally a minute before he interfered in the tag match.

[Jordan]

Charlotte takes a lot of big bumps...

[Lock Jaw]

Morgan & Logan sounds like a law firm

[Savio]

Charlotte takes a lot of big bumps...
I read that as "dumps"

[slik]

Ruby Riott vs Charlotte is much better than I expected

[Jordan]

LOL

[Savio]

Current rumor for Carmella is
she cashes in at Mania but in a losing effort

Would be crazy to think the first womens MITB winner will not win.

[Lock Jaw]

Good match despite Ruby's tag sticking out

[Lock Jaw]

ASUKA!!!!!!

[slik]

Current rumor for Carmella is
she cashes in at Mania but in a losing effort

I also heard that as well.

Makes sense if you know who faces Charlotte at WM b/c you know who isn't losing yet.

[Jordan]

The look of these ladies hearkens back to the WWF Women's Division circa the original Wrestlemania.

[Emperor Smeat]

Charlotte vs Ruby match was really good.

[Evil Vito]

It's happening!!!

[Jordan]

Auska looks hot as fuck in that.

[KIRA]

Charlotte bowled over this group harder than Cena did Nexus

[KIRA]

YESS

[Triple A]

did they add extra vocals to Asuka's theme

[Lock Jaw]

Asuka vs Charlotte is where the money is. Glad they went this way.

(Also money in Bliss vs Jax)

[slik]

YASSS ASUKA

[Lock Jaw]

did they add extra vocals to Asuka's theme

Yeah, it isn't as good now. Either added more or "changed the levels"

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Asuka-Charlotte at Mania.

Really smart to move Asuka away from RAW since WWE made it obvious Ronda is the biggest female star on the brand.

[Lock Jaw]

Auska looks hot as fuck in that.

Mask with green paint?

[Lock Jaw]

Can't wait for that Andre doc. Looks great.

[Savio]

Auska looks hot as fuck in that.

tekashi 6ix9ine hair colors?

[Lock Jaw]

local medical facility

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah, it isn't as good now. Either added more or "changed the levels"

Yeah, I think they just amplified it so it sounds louder now.

[Savio]

WWE should go back to saying everyone is suffering from anal bleeding.

[A.J.K]

Over/Under on a *gong* sounding tonight?

[KIRA]

Asuka is finally on the show she shouldve been on from the start so happy

and because they are going to feed the entire Raw division to Rhonda

[Lock Jaw]

THE MONEY IS HERE!!!!

[KIRA]

I want Cena to lose so I can see how he worms his way into another match

[Savio]

No DB on Talking Smack :/

[Lock Jaw]

I want Cena to lose so I can see how he worms his way into another match

"I am entering myself into the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal"

[Savio]

I want Cena to lose so I can see how he worms his way into another match

"I have never been the IC champion and that will end at Mania!"

[Lock Jaw]

Think I am finally "used to" Baron Corbin's theme..... no longer look up when it starts to go "huh? who's this? What's happening?"

[Savio]

http://ust.chatango.com/um/a/c/acmilano11/img/l_114.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Of course creepy long hair fan and his mom/grandma/sugar mommy are Baron Corbin fans

[Lock Jaw]

Also Ziggler fans it seems

[Emperor Smeat]

I want Cena to lose so I can see how he worms his way into another match
I'd laugh if he suddenly shows up on 205 Live begging to be in the Cruiser title match at Mania.

He's already struck out on the Universal and baring a LOLCenaWins tonight, the WWE title as well.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Doctor Cena v. Biker 'Taker ONLY.

[RP]

I'm not watching can someone tell me how i'm doing in Tipsters?

AJ pinning Zayne w Forearm
New Day beating Usos Woods pins Jey, UpUpDown DOwn
Flair, submission, figure eight
Orton pin, RKO
Nakamura pin, kinasha
Carmella pins Becky Code of Silence

[Savio]

Cena: "I have come to announce...... I am Trans and Alexa I will face you at WrestleMania!"

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder what Owens/Zayn do at Mania..... probably battle royal......

[Emperor Smeat]

Ziggy's record scratch would work a lot better if it was done during the theme and not before it.

Makes no sense to do the scratch and then the theme considering the reasons for the record scratch

[Lock Jaw]

Ziggy record scratch would work a lot better if it was done during the theme and not before it.

Makes no sense to do the scratch and then the theme considering the reasons for the record scratch

Was thinking the same thing..... It USED to be the other way around.....

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Sami's theme interrupting Owens theme.

Owens urge to suddenly powerbomb Sami rose by like 500%

[Lock Jaw]

Syxx-Pac challenge

[Lock Jaw]

I miss Justin Roberts saying JEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOHHHHNNNNN CEEEENNNNNAAAAAA

[DAMN iNATOR]

AJ obviously retains here, but I'm going on the record as saying I wouldn't mind a Sami Zayn title run sometime.

[Lock Jaw]

Kevin Owens gross armpit #

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder what Owens/Zayn do at Mania..... probably battle royal......

Or battle each other.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Stupid ring announcer dude...just don't say the words "one fall" and you take all the power of the crowd trolling you away. SMDH

[Lock Jaw]

John Cena being very efficient

[KIRA]

Zig Zag has offically tried everything to get Vince to notice him.

Short trunks
long trunks
Blond Mullet
short dark hair
Really long blond hair
short blond hair
Superkick

being HBK



NOT BEING HBK




Nothing works

[rez]

AJ always with the coolest ring attire

[Triple A]

I sincerely like when they do cartoonish stuff like that in matches... AA to everyone...

[Lock Jaw]

Really bad punches

[Emperor Smeat]

Cena in shock that Styles refused to be in the AA barrage.

[KIRA]

I'd laugh if he suddenly shows up on 205 Live begging to be in the Cruiser title match at Mania.

He's already struck out on the Universal and baring a LOLCenaWins tonight, the WWE title as well.

Oh man if he does I want him to go through a Christian Bale in The Machinist style weigh loss

[Lock Jaw]

Cena going to fetal position

[DAMN iNATOR]

Zig Zag has offically tried everything to get Vince to notice him.

Short trunks
long trunks
Blond Mullet
short dark hair
Really long blond hair
short blond hair
Superkick

being HBK



NOT BEING HBK




Nothing works

Wasn't he also the KFC Colonel. Also in much less recent times he's tried being a caddy and a male cheerleader named Nicky.

[slik]

Time to set-up


Shane vs Dolph at WM


post-match

[slik]

AJ looks good in baby blue

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at everyone beating up Cena. Nice touch on Cena being a moron by attacking everyone earlier.

[Triple A]

Is this an elimination match

[Triple A]

I guess not

[Lock Jaw]

Is this an elimination match

The following match is set for ONE FALL

[Emperor Smeat]

Why bother having a multi-man match if its been mostly just 1v1 in the ring while everyone rotates their nap time.

[Droford]

likelihood of winning in order least to most

Corbin
Zayn
Ziggler
KO
Cena
Styles

But for whatever reason Im sticking with Dolph

[owenbrown]

I miss Justin Roberts saying JEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOHHHHNNNNN CEEEENNNNNAAAAAA

I don't

[KIRA]

All this means John Cena is going to comeback and wreck them like Batman in a dark room full of Arkham inmates

[KIRA]

AJ looks good in baby blue

It is nice

[slik]

Big Match John @owenbrown what u think

[owenbrown]

likelihood of winning in order least to most

Corbin
Zayn
Ziggler
KO
Cena
Styles

But for whatever reason Im sticking with Dolph

how much are you betting on that? :shifty:

[owenbrown]

Big Match John @owenbrown what u think

ugh

[Lock Jaw]

likelihood of winning in order least to most

Corbin
Zayn
Ziggler
KO
Cena
Styles

But for whatever reason Im sticking with Dolph

Feel like that would be a bad bet

[Tonya Harding]

Dolph Ziggler needs Tonya Harding as a manager

[KIRA]

ok that was cool

[Tonya Harding]

Roman Reigns should come out and cut a promo on Brock Lesnar in the middle of this match

[DAMN iNATOR]

Did Cena appropriate Ziggler's flag for his jorts tonight?

[KIRA]

BALD BALD BALD!

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow at the air Corbin got on the Ziggy toss.

[Tonya Harding]

I guess this is no-count out

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, If love to see Dolph bust out the Sleeper for the first time in forever sometime tonight.

[Droford]

lol Sami hanging over AJ wanting to know if it was 2 instead of going for the fucking pin

moron

[Droford]

Dolph is in the penalty box

[KIRA]

I look forward to when Corbin goes back to his other job as the groundskeeper at hogwarts

[slik]

This main-event is great so far!

[DAMN iNATOR]

lol Sami hanging over AJ wanting to know if it was 2 instead of going for the fucking pin

moron

You, of all people, are the last one who should be questioning anyone's judgment.

[KIRA]

Kudos Kevin being genre savvy

[Savio]

Why is that tripod there?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Owens paranoia that Sami was going to screw him on the title promise.

Best part was him actually being right about it.

[Jordan]

Amazing camera work on that super kick to Shane.

[Savio]

Shane will insert himself in the match and win the title.

[Emperor Smeat]

Dickhead Sami is the best

[Lock Jaw]

Shane vs. Sami vs Kevin at WM?

[KIRA]

This is fun

[Jordan]

Shane that son of a bitch!

[KIRA]

Shane not even hiding it anymore

[Triple A]

Really good match so far

[owenbrown]

fuck you Shane

[Evil Vito]

Shane McMahon is such a dick

[Evil Vito]

Corey Graves tells the truth too often to be a heel

[rez]

Where's DB?

[Emperor Smeat]

Shouldn't Shane get kicked out of ringside by the ref for the constant interference?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WrestleMania is going to have so many threeways that we're considering renaming the show Menage-a-Mania <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/973010407874015233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 12, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Sami has been an kickass heel

[Lock Jaw]

AJ Styles having a nice nap I bet

[DAMN iNATOR]

Shane isn't a competitor. Highly unprofessional conduct of a brand commissioner.

[Lock Jaw]

DAMN. Got the ending right but I picked Sami to get pinned instead of Owens

[slik]

Yes to AJ vs Naka staying the same at WM

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: ref had to hesitate on the pin count just so Ziggy could break it up in time.

[Jordan]

Yesssssss!

[KIRA]

Ziggler has become my favorite person again

[DAMN iNATOR]

"MAHGAWD WHATAMATCH!"

[Evil Vito]

DAMN. Got the ending right but I picked Sami to get pinned instead of Owens

[Lock Jaw]

Yes to AJ vs Naka staying the same at WM

Hey, they still have a few weeks

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE title match was really great.

Also nice of Styles to wake up from his nap in time for the finish.

[KIRA]

John Cena will now set his sights on Asuka's winning streak at Wrestlemania

[Lock Jaw]

Cena is super-upset and disappointed! I wonder how he can possibly recover from this?

(He will be perfectly fine and upbeat again by tomorrow night)

[DAMN iNATOR]

Looked like a D+/C- show at best, but I'd give it a solid B.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Now <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JohnCena</a> might not get a match at WrestleMania&quot;<br>&quot;Pardon?&quot; - <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a> Shareholders<br>&quot;Relax. It's a story. Do you think we hate money?&quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/973029378824261632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 12, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Evil Vito]

Time for Renee Young and Poit

[KIRA]

Horrible lisp on this guy

[Triple A]

annoyed @ Sam Roberts saying "Osska" and "Shin-skay"... even though their names are pronounced like that in Japanese I guess... bothers me any time anyone says their names... Michael Cole especially

[rez]

Cannot stop comparing Sam's hair to Young's.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL @ AJ celebrating on the German announce table. :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

annoyed @ Sam Roberts saying "Osska" and "Shin-skay"... even though their names are pronounced like that in Japanese I guess... bothers me any time anyone says their names... Michael Cole especially

How do you say them?

[Triple A]

Randy Orton saying "Jender" Mahal

[DAMN iNATOR]

annoyed @ Sam Roberts saying "Osska" and "Shin-skay"... even though their names are pronounced like that in Japanese I guess... bothers me any time anyone says their names

Also has a bit of a lisp à la Sylvester from Looney Toons Not judging him, mind, IJS.

[KIRA]

This is more proof Orton cuts slow promos on purpose

[Triple A]

How do you say them?

I guess with a very subtle pronunciation of the "u" in their names...

idk... just sounds annoying................ not their fault really...

[KIRA]

Impact wrestling =Elsewhere to Orton

[slik]

I think this is shaping up to be the best WrestleMania card since WM31 (so far)

[KIRA]

well sir tis pointing season

[KIRA]

"All jews are the same to me" Randy Orton

[rez]

I just want to reach into the screen and pluck sam's crazy jew hair

[DAMN iNATOR]

Charlotte: "Asuka's been undefeated for almost 900 days, but I'm gonna beat her, by golly! :D"

[Savio]

Impact wrestling =Elsewhere to Orton
Should change their name to "Elsewhere wrestling" for free publicity.

[KIRA]

Asukas gonna kick Charlotte so hard her mother is gonna to give birth to her again

[KIRA]

Charlotte: "Asuka's been undefeated for almost 900 days, but I'm gonna beat her, by golly! :D"

It is the classic mook mindset

[KIRA]

You got some splaining to do spawn of Vince

[DAMN iNATOR]

FIRE SHANE-O! 👏👏, 👏👏👏

[KIRA]

Shane is lying Owens didnt lay a finger on Vince

it was a headbutt

[KIRA]

Shane's Tyrannical nature slowly reasserting itself

[Jordan]

I really wish there was an interesting partner that Shane could pick to go against Owens and Zayn. I know it would be random but I'd be down with Bobby Lashley.

[Savio]

I really wish there was an interesting partner that Shane could pick to go against Owens and Zayn. I know it would be random but I'd be down with Bobby Lashley.

Cena: "Uhhh shane you need a partner?"

[My Final Heaven]

"Has the entire point of building Asuka for the past two years been one long epic troll to put Charlotte over? Find out in 4 weeks at WRESTLEMANIA!!! #WOO #WOO #QUEENFROMQUEENCITY"

[slik]

The first ppv of the modern single-brand ppvs era ended with AJ as champ so it's only fitting the last ppv of the single-brand ppvs era ends with AJ as champ.

[Luigi]

"All jews are the same to me" Randy Orton

Can we please be mindful of the language that we use on here? I’m not a moderator and so I do not have any jurisdiction, but it’s just a request on my part. Thank you.

[Blonde Moment]

Most of the people here are antisemitic or accused of being racist when u side with Jews. Get over it or get out

[Fignuts]

Pretty fun PPV considering how unhyped I was.

[Fignuts]

Best Roode match since coming to the main roster. Possibly even better than his NXT work.

Glad Asuka challenged Charlotte and Styles retained. I expected it, but still had some doubts. Thought WWE could still fuck it up.

[KIRA]

Can we please be mindful of the language that we use on here? I’m not a moderator and so I do not have any jurisdiction, but it’s just a request on my part. Thank you.

:nono: I was referring to Randy being dismissive on talking smack

deal with it.

[Simple Fan]

Really liked the Orton/Roode match. Everything else was just ok. Don't really care for Asuka and Charlotte but I hope Charlotte wins. Styles retaining was good as well and I hope him and Nakamura bring the house down at Wrestlemania.

[Jordan]

The Orton/Roode match was glorious, it was kind of exactly the way the WWE heavyweights should work when they aren't doing a burn the house down false finish fiesta.